1 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:03,979 [dogs barking] 2 00:00:04,013 --> 00:00:05,149 What do we got? 3 00:00:05,182 --> 00:00:07,153 ♪ [spy music plays] 4 00:00:07,153 --> 00:00:09,256 Lost dog's been wandering the marshland all night. 5 00:00:09,290 --> 00:00:10,927 Every time we approach it, it goes further 6 00:00:10,961 --> 00:00:11,729 into the wetlands. 7 00:00:11,996 --> 00:00:13,599 Well, this place floods when the tide comes in, 8 00:00:13,599 --> 00:00:14,534 so we gotta move quick. 9 00:00:14,801 --> 00:00:16,404 I don't think your toy's big enough to pick up a collie. 10 00:00:16,404 --> 00:00:18,676 My unmanned aerial vehicle is not for the dog. 11 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:19,243 It's for the bait. 12 00:00:19,377 --> 00:00:20,580 And my shirtless beach runs. 13 00:00:21,281 --> 00:00:22,985 Bro, that's hickory smoked. 14 00:00:23,018 --> 00:00:24,287 [Frank] Oh, should work perfectly, then. 15 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,358 That's why you always bring a backup. 16 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:28,294 [Frank] Let's roll... or fly. 17 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:32,369 Just when I think you can't get any more badass. 18 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,410 ♪ [spy music plays] 19 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,281 [dog whines] 20 00:00:41,588 --> 00:00:43,559 [laughs] Hey, you just sausage slapped him! 21 00:00:43,559 --> 00:00:45,663 Let's keep those words, in that order, 22 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:46,364 outta the report. 23 00:00:46,532 --> 00:00:48,335 Ooh, he liked it. He's following it. 24 00:00:48,368 --> 00:00:50,206 Come on, buddy, take a little nibble 25 00:00:50,206 --> 00:00:52,076 of Frank's dangling meat. 26 00:00:52,109 --> 00:00:53,211 Good lord. 27 00:00:53,211 --> 00:00:55,081 [Frank] Just a little further. 28 00:00:55,081 --> 00:00:56,417 Come on. 29 00:00:56,618 --> 00:00:57,988 [dog barks] 30 00:00:58,221 --> 00:01:00,292 [gasps] Yes! 31 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:02,564 [Shred] Yay! 32 00:01:02,597 --> 00:01:03,532 [growling] 33 00:01:05,201 --> 00:01:07,373 Oh... Yeah. Come on, buddy. 34 00:01:07,406 --> 00:01:08,509 Good boy. 35 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,478 Mission accomplished. 36 00:01:10,513 --> 00:01:12,449 Rough landing, but next time-- 37 00:01:13,786 --> 00:01:15,222 [Victoria] Ooh. 38 00:01:15,623 --> 00:01:16,992 Well, he died a hero. 39 00:01:17,192 --> 00:01:19,296 Moment of silence, please. 40 00:01:20,499 --> 00:01:21,569 Oh. 41 00:01:21,602 --> 00:01:23,706 ♪ [vocalizing] 42 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,638 Top o' the morning, Frank. 43 00:01:56,905 --> 00:01:58,108 [dog barks] -Ahh! 44 00:01:58,610 --> 00:02:00,245 You remember my best friend, Hopper? 45 00:02:00,278 --> 00:02:02,183 Yeah, you mean your best dog friend [chuckles]. 46 00:02:02,416 --> 00:02:03,653 Why is he in the truck? 47 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:06,124 Well, they're banning dogs from my building. 48 00:02:06,157 --> 00:02:07,093 I mean, I guess they already were banned, 49 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,864 And then my idiot neighbor ratted us out after Hopper 50 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:11,167 gnawed on her kid's stroller. 51 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:11,802 Yeah, well, that's something 52 00:02:12,069 --> 00:02:13,138 a human best friend would never do. 53 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:16,645 I would move, but Doc Whiskers just really loves my apartment. 54 00:02:16,645 --> 00:02:18,482 And, you know cats, they hate change. 55 00:02:18,516 --> 00:02:20,720 That's why I can't ever shave my beard, so... 56 00:02:20,753 --> 00:02:21,522 Hopper's gotta leave. 57 00:02:21,722 --> 00:02:23,692 Yeah, well, I'm sure he'll find a great home. 58 00:02:23,725 --> 00:02:26,698 Probably not one with children or a diverse mailman. 59 00:02:26,698 --> 00:02:28,401 I've also seen him be weird to women. 60 00:02:28,401 --> 00:02:30,138 I'm making him the precinct dog. 61 00:02:30,138 --> 00:02:31,408 He's just like his old man. [Hopper barks] 62 00:02:31,441 --> 00:02:33,445 Born leader, full head of hair, opinionated. 63 00:02:33,513 --> 00:02:35,783 He doesn't seem thrilled that I'm in the truck, Frank. 64 00:02:35,783 --> 00:02:37,386 Again, like his old man. 65 00:02:37,788 --> 00:02:38,556 [Hopper barks] 66 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:40,593 [Shred] Yeah, have you cleared this with Emily? 67 00:02:40,593 --> 00:02:41,896 [Frank] I called her this morning 68 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,398 but she didn't pick up. 69 00:02:52,884 --> 00:02:54,420 Oh! Uh-uh, hi. 70 00:02:54,454 --> 00:02:56,224 -You're here early. -Mm-hmm. 71 00:02:56,257 --> 00:02:57,927 And... I'm here late. 72 00:02:57,961 --> 00:02:59,565 I forgot we were supposed to walk this morning. 73 00:02:59,598 --> 00:03:02,270 I went alone. Like a loser. It was so embarrassing. 74 00:03:02,303 --> 00:03:03,939 I mean, it was really nice to do a walk 75 00:03:03,939 --> 00:03:05,375 that wasn't of shame, but still. 76 00:03:05,409 --> 00:03:06,812 And you bailed on coffee last week. 77 00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:08,414 -What is happening? -Um... 78 00:03:08,682 --> 00:03:11,121 Well, I... I do have a little secret. 79 00:03:11,421 --> 00:03:12,924 So, I guess I'll tell you. 80 00:03:12,957 --> 00:03:13,826 Um... 81 00:03:14,426 --> 00:03:15,797 I started to golf. 82 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,868 -What? Golfing? -Yeah. 83 00:03:17,901 --> 00:03:19,237 But you hate sports. 84 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:20,606 Well, I think what it was is I... 85 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,175 I hadn't found the right sport. 86 00:03:22,175 --> 00:03:23,646 But now I have, and it's golf. 87 00:03:23,679 --> 00:03:26,552 And my coach says I'm a natural, actually. 88 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,221 And his-his name's Javie. 89 00:03:28,288 --> 00:03:29,624 Is Javie cute? 90 00:03:30,593 --> 00:03:31,628 Yeah. 91 00:03:31,662 --> 00:03:33,800 Oh... really? 92 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:34,535 Wow. Dish. 93 00:03:34,735 --> 00:03:37,239 Like, did something happen with Javie? 94 00:03:37,239 --> 00:03:37,941 Yeah, we made, 95 00:03:38,141 --> 00:03:41,347 we made... we made love to-together. 96 00:03:43,351 --> 00:03:44,587 -No, you didn't. -Big time. 97 00:03:44,621 --> 00:03:46,490 There is no way that you made love 98 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:48,529 with your golf instructor, Javie, and didn't tell me. 99 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,631 You're hiding something. 100 00:03:49,698 --> 00:03:51,367 Okay, technically, we did not 101 00:03:51,367 --> 00:03:52,738 fully sleep together, but we did 102 00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:55,141 do a lot of serious parking lot stuff. 103 00:03:55,175 --> 00:03:57,881 Time for the morning meeting. Frank's got a crazy dog. 104 00:03:57,914 --> 00:03:58,582 [barking] 105 00:03:58,783 --> 00:04:01,522 So the new snake tongs will arrive on-- 106 00:04:01,522 --> 00:04:02,657 - [barking] - Oh, uh... 107 00:04:02,657 --> 00:04:05,395 The snake tongs will be arriving here, 108 00:04:05,395 --> 00:04:06,899 uh, next Wednesd--. [Hopper barks] 109 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,403 Boss, you want me to put down that dog? 110 00:04:09,403 --> 00:04:10,973 Hey! Come on, he's a talker. 111 00:04:11,006 --> 00:04:13,278 He was already talking dangerously close to my groin. 112 00:04:13,278 --> 00:04:14,213 Frank, what's the plan here? 113 00:04:14,447 --> 00:04:16,552 I think we can all agree that morale at the precinct 114 00:04:16,585 --> 00:04:17,721 is at an all-time low. 115 00:04:17,754 --> 00:04:19,323 -No, it's not. -What we need... 116 00:04:19,356 --> 00:04:20,559 [Hopper barking] -is a precinct dog. 117 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,664 Nothing makes people happier than a mascot, 118 00:04:22,664 --> 00:04:25,302 and Hopper will give us something to believe in. 119 00:04:25,335 --> 00:04:27,573 And mascots don't usually foam at the mouth. 120 00:04:27,607 --> 00:04:29,276 I called you this morning to get the okay 121 00:04:29,309 --> 00:04:29,978 but you didn't answer. 122 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:31,682 Oh, yeah, because she was golfing. 123 00:04:31,715 --> 00:04:33,485 Uh, no. No need for the quote marks. 124 00:04:33,519 --> 00:04:34,654 I was on the links. 125 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:36,324 [Hopper barking] -Yeah, Frank, this is... 126 00:04:36,357 --> 00:04:37,560 this is unsustainable. 127 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,631 He just needs to learn everyone's scent. 128 00:04:39,665 --> 00:04:43,304 Folks, your back door is like a name tag for a dog, so... 129 00:04:43,337 --> 00:04:44,172 line up and bend over. 130 00:04:44,406 --> 00:04:46,343 Nope. Nobody do that. Um, okay, we are so close 131 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:47,413 to finishing this meeting. 132 00:04:47,446 --> 00:04:48,448 [Roman] What, what! 133 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:51,354 Party people in the house. 134 00:04:51,387 --> 00:04:55,262 Cherise, these are the people who love to partay. 135 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,502 Guys, this is my intimate gal pal. 136 00:04:58,536 --> 00:04:59,871 -Cherise. -Salut. 137 00:04:59,905 --> 00:05:00,640 Welcome, Cherise. 138 00:05:00,873 --> 00:05:03,879 And Roman, so nice to see you here for... 139 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:05,382 for, um, for why? 140 00:05:05,415 --> 00:05:07,854 I brought m'lady, French, 141 00:05:07,888 --> 00:05:10,559 here to show off all my philanthropic efforts. 142 00:05:10,559 --> 00:05:13,733 The kennels that I built, the murals that I painted, 143 00:05:13,733 --> 00:05:16,304 and the cans of pears I left behind in the kitchen. 144 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:17,774 Management only, Shrek. 145 00:05:17,808 --> 00:05:19,645 You only have me for two more hours. 146 00:05:19,678 --> 00:05:21,548 Oh. Okay, plea-- what did, what did we say? 147 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:22,751 -Oop. [Hopper barks] 148 00:05:22,784 --> 00:05:23,418 Wow! 149 00:05:23,619 --> 00:05:25,556 Who is this little friendly fellow? 150 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:28,495 This is Hopper. I know he can seem a little aggressive, 151 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,666 but he loves surprise kisses, so get your face in there. 152 00:05:30,699 --> 00:05:31,735 Well, that kinda behavior's 153 00:05:31,735 --> 00:05:33,405 is reflective of poor ownership. 154 00:05:33,438 --> 00:05:34,875 [barking] 155 00:05:34,908 --> 00:05:35,976 Oops. 156 00:05:36,243 --> 00:05:37,914 Okay, meeting adjourned. Meeting adjourned. 157 00:05:37,948 --> 00:05:40,018 [Hopper barking] 158 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,857 Frank, the dog has got to go. 159 00:05:43,224 --> 00:05:45,361 Hey, guys. Guys. 160 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,499 I got a bite on your flip house. 161 00:05:47,534 --> 00:05:48,836 -What? -Cool! Who's biting? 162 00:05:48,869 --> 00:05:50,105 Her name's Rebecca. 163 00:05:50,105 --> 00:05:51,776 It's a cash offer. 164 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:54,346 But she is coming in 25 under asking. 165 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:55,382 -Under? -[Shred] Hey. 166 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:57,653 This thing's been on the market for ages, that's pretty good. 167 00:05:57,653 --> 00:05:58,622 -Thank you, Bettany. -It's great. 168 00:05:58,889 --> 00:06:02,362 But I'm wondering if maybe we should tag me into the deal. 169 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,364 Um... 170 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:04,535 Um? [laughs] 171 00:06:04,535 --> 00:06:05,402 I'm a closer, baby. 172 00:06:05,637 --> 00:06:08,274 Especially since I read that FBI negotiator's book. 173 00:06:08,308 --> 00:06:10,613 Turns out there are a lot of similarities 174 00:06:10,646 --> 00:06:13,752 between selling a house and freeing a Somalian hostage. 175 00:06:13,786 --> 00:06:15,957 -What? -Quick sidebar with my man. 176 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:16,959 Yeah? 177 00:06:17,092 --> 00:06:18,394 -What? -Hey, so we don't 178 00:06:18,428 --> 00:06:19,430 have any other offers. -That's true. 179 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,568 So I think what we should be saying right now 180 00:06:21,568 --> 00:06:22,771 is stuff like, thank you so much. 181 00:06:22,771 --> 00:06:24,373 Also, what kinda cookies do you like? 182 00:06:24,406 --> 00:06:25,643 'Cause we're gonna bake you some. 183 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:26,745 -Yeah. No, you're right. -Okay. 184 00:06:26,778 --> 00:06:28,649 -Bettany, we appreciate you. -Mm-hmm. 185 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,620 And in fact, if there's anything you need from us, 186 00:06:30,653 --> 00:06:31,254 you just let us know. 187 00:06:31,454 --> 00:06:33,391 -I'm good. -[Shred] By the way... 188 00:06:33,425 --> 00:06:34,527 What is your favorite cookie? 189 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,464 Aww, you wanna bake me something sweet? 190 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,166 - Yeah - We'd love to. 191 00:06:37,399 --> 00:06:39,904 You can bake in a 10 percent commission. 192 00:06:41,206 --> 00:06:42,142 We were talking about cookies. 193 00:06:42,442 --> 00:06:44,815 [Frank] Don't you worry, buddy. We'll figure something out. 194 00:06:44,848 --> 00:06:47,386 But for now, it's not so bad. 195 00:06:47,419 --> 00:06:48,589 There's no scary people 196 00:06:48,622 --> 00:06:51,562 coming around the corner to startle you. 197 00:06:51,562 --> 00:06:54,066 All the used tennis balls you can dream of. 198 00:06:56,437 --> 00:06:57,941 [Hopper whines] 199 00:06:57,974 --> 00:07:00,546 Hup. Nope. Done. We're not doing this. Come on. 200 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:02,884 We already saw this wall of giant dogs. 201 00:07:02,917 --> 00:07:04,554 [Hopper barks] -[Frank] Hopper! 202 00:07:04,588 --> 00:07:06,024 -Hopper. Hopper! 203 00:07:06,057 --> 00:07:08,027 Please stop. Hopper! 204 00:07:10,432 --> 00:07:12,069 You are so powerful. 205 00:07:12,102 --> 00:07:13,839 There's no way that word 206 00:07:13,873 --> 00:07:15,475 means the same thing in your native language. 207 00:07:15,509 --> 00:07:17,714 -You like that, Cherie baby? -Oui. 208 00:07:17,714 --> 00:07:19,717 Don't use my dog in your foreplay. 209 00:07:20,218 --> 00:07:21,922 There is good in this dog. 210 00:07:21,955 --> 00:07:22,857 But he's in the wrong environment. 211 00:07:23,157 --> 00:07:27,232 I assume you live very much alone in a sad one-bedroom? 212 00:07:27,232 --> 00:07:29,738 Would a sad one-bedroom have a burgundy accent wall 213 00:07:29,738 --> 00:07:30,673 in its kitchen/living room? 214 00:07:30,974 --> 00:07:34,981 Burgundy is a trigger color for most dogs and most people. 215 00:07:34,981 --> 00:07:35,850 You're wearing burgundy. 216 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:38,655 I can sense when a dog is not thriving. 217 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:41,628 It's a working-class breed. It needs space, 218 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,364 and stimulation. 219 00:07:43,397 --> 00:07:45,570 -And I know just the spot. -You're gonna say your house? 220 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:46,604 I'm gonna say my mansion. 221 00:07:46,604 --> 00:07:47,974 Which is a limited time offer 222 00:07:48,007 --> 00:07:49,010 that expires in five... 223 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,946 Pass. Hopper's exactly where he belongs. 224 00:07:50,979 --> 00:07:53,418 Oh, really? 'Cause he just left you 10 seconds ago. 225 00:07:53,586 --> 00:07:55,188 [Emily screams] 226 00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:57,492 -Eat the yogurt, not the lady! -[Emily whines] 227 00:07:57,527 --> 00:07:59,063 [Shred] Live and active cultures for you. 228 00:07:59,096 --> 00:07:59,931 Just eat the yogurt! 229 00:08:00,198 --> 00:08:02,570 What are you doing? He's not supposed to eat that. 230 00:08:06,645 --> 00:08:09,417 What happens next time this is a child? 231 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:10,418 Or worse. 232 00:08:10,452 --> 00:08:12,423 A famous person. 233 00:08:12,489 --> 00:08:14,827 You need to give me the dog. 234 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,898 Frank, clearly his snaps are magic. 235 00:08:16,898 --> 00:08:18,668 [Shred] And they do seem to have a rapport. 236 00:08:18,702 --> 00:08:21,542 You're just jealous because Hopper asks nothing of me 237 00:08:21,575 --> 00:08:22,476 and I give him everything. 238 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:24,614 You two have a level of intimacy that I'm a little bit 239 00:08:24,648 --> 00:08:26,584 jealous of, but I really do think it's the best thing 240 00:08:26,618 --> 00:08:28,922 for Hopper and for all of us. 241 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,062 Yeah, could somebody maybe help me down? 242 00:08:32,062 --> 00:08:34,567 'Cause I think my vertigo is kicking in. 243 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:35,837 [engine starts] 244 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:39,076 [Roman] Cherise! Not where Hopper can see. 245 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:44,521 Sorry, man. 246 00:08:44,521 --> 00:08:45,322 I know that was tough. 247 00:08:45,523 --> 00:08:47,794 You... wanna grab a beer and talk about it? 248 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,766 I would, but everyone's already gone home. 249 00:08:51,802 --> 00:08:53,639 Okay, I know you're joking, but that... 250 00:08:53,672 --> 00:08:54,841 really hurt. 251 00:08:58,783 --> 00:09:00,753 With the movie White Chicks, you have to remember 252 00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:02,624 that it's a product of its time. 253 00:09:02,657 --> 00:09:03,793 [TV playing in background] 254 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,663 Where's the remote? 255 00:09:05,897 --> 00:09:07,767 [groans] 256 00:09:10,573 --> 00:09:12,643 ♪ [sad music plays] 257 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,581 [Doc Whiskers growls and hisses] 258 00:09:14,614 --> 00:09:15,482 Okay, Doc. 259 00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:18,555 You won the battle, no need to dance on his grave. 260 00:09:19,056 --> 00:09:20,926 I feel like it's only a matter of time before 261 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:22,129 Victoria finds out about us. 262 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,799 I mean, she is kind of relentless. 263 00:09:23,832 --> 00:09:25,301 I have to ask. Why golf? 264 00:09:25,301 --> 00:09:26,070 I don't know. I panicked. 265 00:09:26,303 --> 00:09:28,542 I mean, what else do people do in the mornings? 266 00:09:28,542 --> 00:09:29,511 Last week before work 267 00:09:29,711 --> 00:09:33,284 you swam, you did yoga, you went to physical therapy. 268 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:35,288 Yeah, but those are real and I needed a lie. 269 00:09:35,288 --> 00:09:37,192 -[Shred] Hmm. [phone rings] 270 00:09:37,225 --> 00:09:38,796 Oh. Frank's calling. 271 00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:41,234 Probably a butt dial, but just in case. 272 00:09:41,267 --> 00:09:42,102 -Frank? -Hey. 273 00:09:42,369 --> 00:09:44,173 What are you doing right now? You wanna grab a beer? 274 00:09:44,173 --> 00:09:45,141 Uh. 275 00:09:45,175 --> 00:09:46,176 Like, together? 276 00:09:46,176 --> 00:09:46,978 Don't be weird. 277 00:09:47,178 --> 00:09:48,849 Yes. The answer's yes. I will be right there. 278 00:09:48,882 --> 00:09:51,020 You just drop a pin and I'm on the way. Okay? 279 00:09:51,053 --> 00:09:51,855 [call ends] 280 00:09:51,855 --> 00:09:53,024 -It's happening. -Wh-- 281 00:09:53,058 --> 00:09:55,061 Frank wants to hang out outside of work. 282 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,296 [engine revs] 283 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,265 [tires squeal] 284 00:09:57,298 --> 00:09:57,933 Okay. 285 00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,671 I'm sorry, I have to drop you off. 286 00:09:59,704 --> 00:10:01,106 I need to go home and change tops. 287 00:10:01,106 --> 00:10:02,075 Okay... yeah. 288 00:10:02,342 --> 00:10:04,581 I don't know that I've ever heard you refer to it as a top. 289 00:10:04,581 --> 00:10:05,583 [quietly squealing] [phone rings] 290 00:10:05,616 --> 00:10:07,019 Oh, Frank's calling me now. 291 00:10:07,019 --> 00:10:08,989 Okay. No, that's definitely his butt. 292 00:10:09,023 --> 00:10:10,793 -[Emily] Hey, Frank. -Hey. What are you doing? 293 00:10:10,826 --> 00:10:12,897 I'm at the golf pro shop. 294 00:10:13,131 --> 00:10:15,970 -[whispers] Why? -[whispers] I don't know. 295 00:10:16,003 --> 00:10:17,707 Oh, s-sure. 296 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:19,075 I'll see you there. 297 00:10:19,610 --> 00:10:22,851 I guess I'm coming to your drinks. 298 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,656 -Oh. -Oh, hey. I'm-I'm sorry. 299 00:10:25,656 --> 00:10:26,524 It's fine. 300 00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:27,492 It's just, if this seems like it's heading towards 301 00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:30,899 a bro sleepover, I'm gonna need you to be cool and bail. 302 00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:32,670 [Bettany] It's morning. 303 00:10:32,704 --> 00:10:36,377 You come downstairs and the smell of coffee 304 00:10:36,377 --> 00:10:38,047 permeates your new home. 305 00:10:38,114 --> 00:10:39,049 I love coffee. 306 00:10:39,049 --> 00:10:41,120 That is a very generous offer. 307 00:10:41,153 --> 00:10:43,625 Thank you. I'll call you back. 308 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:44,393 That's the Saudis. 309 00:10:44,594 --> 00:10:46,798 They're taking a very aggressive position. 310 00:10:46,831 --> 00:10:49,269 This is Patel. He's one of the owners. 311 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:50,873 Hi. Amit Patel. 312 00:10:50,907 --> 00:10:53,344 Rakishly handsome face from the sign on the yard. 313 00:10:53,378 --> 00:10:54,814 [Bettany and Patel fake laugh] 314 00:10:54,848 --> 00:10:56,819 Will you excuse us for a second? 315 00:10:56,819 --> 00:10:57,654 So good to meet you. 316 00:10:57,887 --> 00:11:00,392 There are no Saudis. That was a fake offer move. 317 00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:01,762 I told you, I've got this. 318 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,699 I really see myself here. 319 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:05,636 You know what? I could see you here too. 320 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,009 Although I could also see three Saudis sharing shakshuka 321 00:11:09,042 --> 00:11:10,812 over in the breakfast nook. 322 00:11:12,182 --> 00:11:13,284 What's their offer? 323 00:11:13,317 --> 00:11:15,087 Ten thou over asking. 324 00:11:15,087 --> 00:11:17,091 But you could match that and... 325 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,997 we could close this thing right here, right now. 326 00:11:22,435 --> 00:11:24,173 Okay, let's do it. 327 00:11:24,206 --> 00:11:25,408 R-really? 328 00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:26,143 [laughs] Great. 329 00:11:26,277 --> 00:11:29,149 Glad I was here to land this plane. 330 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,991 Oh, yay! You made it. 331 00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:34,226 When Frank called, I said, 332 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,096 "Don't forget Shred, he would love this". 333 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:36,998 That's not true. 334 00:11:36,998 --> 00:11:39,002 That-that can't be how it happened. 335 00:11:40,271 --> 00:11:41,975 Emily! Wow. 336 00:11:41,975 --> 00:11:43,646 Boss outside of work. 337 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:45,182 What a... very fun. 338 00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:47,452 I invited her even though she banished my dog 339 00:11:47,486 --> 00:11:49,757 from the precinct, sending me into a crushing depression. 340 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:50,960 Do you wanna know what's really cool 341 00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:52,697 about this place that I picked? 342 00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:54,433 It has a golf simulator. 343 00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:55,836 What? No, it doesn't. 344 00:11:55,869 --> 00:11:57,773 It does, in the other room. Yeah. 345 00:11:57,807 --> 00:11:59,409 I want to see that swing of yours, girlfriend. 346 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:00,311 Uh, totally. 347 00:12:00,546 --> 00:12:02,917 Um, but, you know, tonight's about our friend, Frank, 348 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,253 so we should just be there for him. 349 00:12:04,286 --> 00:12:07,392 Don't let my spiral suspend any mirth. 350 00:12:07,392 --> 00:12:08,261 Go. Fake golf. 351 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,265 Honestly, you ladies are kinda killin' the vibe. 352 00:12:10,298 --> 00:12:12,035 [Victoria] Okay. -It's okay, it's what happens 353 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:13,438 when you get bigger groups together. 354 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,741 [Victoria] Come on. 355 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,344 Now it's just us. 356 00:12:16,377 --> 00:12:18,248 [grunts] Frank and Beans. 357 00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:20,017 What, you gave yourself Beans? 358 00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:21,955 I actually started with Beans. 359 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,225 2017. 360 00:12:24,259 --> 00:12:25,696 Pre-pandemic. 361 00:12:25,729 --> 00:12:27,132 You're getting a great deal. 362 00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:29,436 House down the street is asking the same price. 363 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:30,504 And those dopes, 364 00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:31,742 they don't even have a basement. 365 00:12:31,775 --> 00:12:33,712 I actually don't need a basement. 366 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,948 It's a flood risk. 367 00:12:34,981 --> 00:12:36,450 Uh, yeah. But, you know, it's Seattle. 368 00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:37,720 It barely rains here. 369 00:12:37,753 --> 00:12:38,420 Not to mention, you know, 370 00:12:38,588 --> 00:12:39,189 it's really far from the freeway, 371 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,795 so the commute to work... [scoffs] hellish. 372 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,264 I work from home. 373 00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:44,332 Oh. 374 00:12:45,301 --> 00:12:48,474 Before I sign, I think maybe I should 375 00:12:48,508 --> 00:12:49,878 look at that other house. 376 00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:51,113 [Bettany] Other house? 377 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,317 I was gone for less than a minute. 378 00:12:54,119 --> 00:12:56,256 Okay... 379 00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:00,899 Did you wanna pick a club? 380 00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:01,601 Yeah, yeah. 381 00:13:01,768 --> 00:13:04,774 I like to survey the terrain first. 382 00:13:04,807 --> 00:13:06,209 You look so at home here. 383 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,780 Yeah, that's... 384 00:13:07,813 --> 00:13:09,082 I know. 385 00:13:11,087 --> 00:13:12,790 That's an interesting way to grip it. 386 00:13:12,824 --> 00:13:14,193 Yeah, that's what Javie said too. 387 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:16,732 But, you know, he wasn't complaining, so... 388 00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:17,733 Wow. 389 00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:19,469 You are off the rails. Swing. 390 00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:22,543 Jesus, take the club. 391 00:13:27,085 --> 00:13:29,255 -Oh! -[simulator voice] Good swing. 392 00:13:30,358 --> 00:13:31,393 [notification alert] 393 00:13:33,097 --> 00:13:34,835 [Roman] Yes! Home at last. 394 00:13:34,868 --> 00:13:36,771 Who's a good boy? 395 00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:37,940 Well... 396 00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:40,546 Hopper looks pretty happy. 397 00:13:40,546 --> 00:13:41,848 Celebratory shots? 398 00:13:41,881 --> 00:13:42,984 Yeah! Yeah. 399 00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:46,089 And then after that, we'll go use the photo booth. 400 00:13:46,089 --> 00:13:48,394 [laughs] I'll photoshop you in. 401 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,966 Meet me in the bathroom. 402 00:13:50,966 --> 00:13:52,837 Victoria is all over me like a bloodhound. 403 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:53,839 I can't keep lying. 404 00:13:53,872 --> 00:13:55,642 Well, it just sounds like things are gettin' away 405 00:13:55,642 --> 00:13:57,880 from you a little bit, so maybe just call it a night. 406 00:13:57,914 --> 00:13:59,382 Will you just stop trying to be alone with Frank? 407 00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:01,588 It's getting very weird and we need an actual plan. 408 00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:03,023 Gotcha! 409 00:14:04,459 --> 00:14:05,830 Are you two hooking up? 410 00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:07,566 Is that why you've been acting so weird? 411 00:14:07,599 --> 00:14:09,002 [both] No... 412 00:14:09,336 --> 00:14:12,008 That-that... that would, that would be insane. 413 00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:13,979 -That'd be nuts. -No, I-I have, I have Javie. 414 00:14:14,012 --> 00:14:15,014 -So... -Yeah. 415 00:14:15,047 --> 00:14:16,216 Who's... wait, who's Javie? 416 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,887 Babe, that's my golf instructor. 417 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,322 -I told you... -You just called him babe! 418 00:14:19,356 --> 00:14:20,593 No... damn it. 419 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,262 Okay, yes. We are hooking up. 420 00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,466 But I think it's, like, more than that. 421 00:14:24,466 --> 00:14:25,301 -Wait. Really? -Right? 422 00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:27,940 I mean, I do too, but wasn't sure how you felt. 423 00:14:27,940 --> 00:14:28,609 [faint singing] 424 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:30,311 Okay. I'm sorry. It sounds like Frank 425 00:14:30,344 --> 00:14:32,115 is having a karaoke breakdown out there. 426 00:14:32,148 --> 00:14:35,956 -Is it okay if I just... please. -Yeah. Yeah. Just... yeah. 427 00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:38,461 Why didn't you tell me? 428 00:14:38,494 --> 00:14:39,597 I didn't tell anyone. 429 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,833 Yeah, but I'm not anyone. 430 00:14:40,866 --> 00:14:42,468 At least I thought I wasn't. 431 00:14:44,105 --> 00:14:46,511 Just one more thing, 'cause I need you to know this. 432 00:14:46,744 --> 00:14:48,213 You ruined golf for me. 433 00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:54,492 ♪ Sometimes... everybody cries. ♪ 434 00:14:57,466 --> 00:15:00,438 ♪ Everybody hur-- 435 00:15:00,471 --> 00:15:02,108 Okay. Okay! 436 00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:03,044 Okay. 437 00:15:03,077 --> 00:15:04,245 ♪ Sometimes... 438 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,916 Give it up for Frank, everybody. 439 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,020 Such a soulful performance. Right? Thank you. 440 00:15:08,054 --> 00:15:10,358 [weak applause] 441 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,095 You were doing so good. 442 00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:13,197 It was the video. 443 00:15:13,932 --> 00:15:15,168 I just miss him so much. 444 00:15:15,201 --> 00:15:17,840 And more than that, I feel like I failed him. 445 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,309 He's... a perfect dog. 446 00:15:19,342 --> 00:15:22,315 [Man] Next up, we got Frank S. Tears in heaven. 447 00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:24,352 Okay. I can't stand to see you like this. 448 00:15:24,352 --> 00:15:26,290 I definitely can't take another song. 449 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:26,892 So... 450 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,194 as much as it pains me to say it, 451 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,398 maybe you should think about going to get Hopper back. 452 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:33,137 Do I ask myself why it's Hopper you love instead of me? 453 00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:34,975 -Yeah. -You comin'? 454 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,276 Oh, we're going now. 455 00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:44,125 Why are his doors wide open? 456 00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:46,163 [muffled yelling] 457 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:47,398 [muffled yell] 458 00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:50,772 [muffled yell] 459 00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:52,341 [Frank] Hopper! 460 00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:55,649 Hey. 461 00:15:55,682 --> 00:15:56,618 You okay? 462 00:15:56,985 --> 00:15:59,122 This is a Taken situation. 463 00:15:59,156 --> 00:16:00,191 They took Hopper. 464 00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:02,997 They probably already got him dancing on some sheikh's yacht. 465 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:03,765 Cherise?! 466 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:05,902 Did they take her? Did they take Cherise? 467 00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:07,239 No. She did it! 468 00:16:07,272 --> 00:16:08,074 She cleaned me out! 469 00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:11,279 Hopper bolted when she was carrying out my 4K TV. 470 00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:12,115 He's probably looking for me! 471 00:16:12,381 --> 00:16:15,120 I'm such an idiot! I took a shower this morning. 472 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,391 My musk is weak, so I gotta... 473 00:16:17,425 --> 00:16:19,229 Should I call the police? I'll call the police. 474 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,699 No, we can't get the police involved 475 00:16:20,699 --> 00:16:22,134 in me and Cherise's situation. 476 00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:23,403 I can't believe you lost my dog. 477 00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:24,741 -What? -Here, let me help. 478 00:16:24,741 --> 00:16:25,542 [tape rips] -Ahhh! 479 00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:27,412 I can't believe I sold someone else's house. 480 00:16:27,479 --> 00:16:29,951 -I blew it! -She's just looking, okay? 481 00:16:29,984 --> 00:16:30,886 Just stay positive. 482 00:16:31,186 --> 00:16:33,156 You know, I think of myself as this hotshot entrepreneur 483 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,793 who can make any deal happen. 484 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,131 Now I'm wondering, maybe I'm terrible at this. 485 00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:39,770 Okay, look, don't take this the wrong way. 486 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,106 I'm preparing to be offended. 487 00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,442 You're not as smart as you think you are. 488 00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:44,146 I was ready for it and it still hurt. 489 00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:45,516 Look, I'm not calling you a dummy. 490 00:16:45,516 --> 00:16:47,987 I'm just saying you don't always know what's better. 491 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,356 I had your house sold. 492 00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:51,627 No. You did. I'm sorry. 493 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,633 Okay. Accepted. 494 00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:56,369 [phone chimes] 495 00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:03,117 She's going with the other house, isn't she? 496 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,720 -Yup. -Oh... 497 00:17:04,787 --> 00:17:06,257 Give me that bottle. 498 00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:07,258 Ahh. 499 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,467 It's empty! You stole my commission and my buzz? 500 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,470 Yeah, I think I'm gonna need a ride home. 501 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,642 No. You riding the bus, dummy. 502 00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:17,144 Hopper! 503 00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,347 Where are you? 504 00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:20,986 Daddy's sorry he abandoned you! 505 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,021 Cherise! 506 00:17:22,055 --> 00:17:24,125 I just wanna talk. 507 00:17:24,192 --> 00:17:25,027 I forgive you. 508 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,331 I think you're letting her off a little easy, man. 509 00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:29,469 [Dispatch] All available trucks, there is a Malinois 510 00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:32,609 pacing the outer guardrail of the Cherry Creek Bridge. 511 00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:33,410 That's Hopper. 512 00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,281 Uh, t-tell him not to jump. 513 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,884 [Dispatch] The dog does not have a radio. 514 00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:39,389 Yeah, Truck 12 responding. We're on the way right now. 515 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,361 Do you wanna do karaoke? 516 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,200 They have Jock Jams, your favorite. 517 00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:53,250 Look, I'm sorry. Okay? 518 00:17:53,284 --> 00:17:54,854 I really wanted to tell you, I just... 519 00:17:54,887 --> 00:17:57,593 there's been so much scrutiny on me with the merger. 520 00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,228 No, enough about the bloody merger. 521 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:02,001 We added 10 people. We are not uniting careers. 522 00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:03,503 You're right, I should've told you. 523 00:18:03,503 --> 00:18:05,141 How long has it been going on? 524 00:18:05,174 --> 00:18:07,245 About... two months. 525 00:18:07,245 --> 00:18:09,216 Two m-- two months? 526 00:18:09,249 --> 00:18:12,121 That's not some hookup. You are in a relationship. 527 00:18:12,154 --> 00:18:13,391 No, we haven't had that conversation yet. 528 00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,729 But he did ask me about my Christmas wish list, 529 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:16,698 so maybe we are? 530 00:18:16,932 --> 00:18:19,069 You two have had a crush on each other for, like, ever. 531 00:18:19,102 --> 00:18:20,304 The sex must be amazing. 532 00:18:20,337 --> 00:18:21,774 Or really bad. Is it really bad? 533 00:18:21,807 --> 00:18:23,044 Disappointing, maybe. 534 00:18:23,077 --> 00:18:24,479 I'm excited for you. 535 00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:26,116 I am, I am. 536 00:18:26,116 --> 00:18:27,351 This is incredible news. 537 00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:30,324 -I know. -That you withheld from me. 538 00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:31,360 Because you don't trust me. 539 00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:33,397 -I totally trust you. -Do you? 540 00:18:33,431 --> 00:18:34,166 Because I tell you everything. 541 00:18:34,399 --> 00:18:37,271 Like that time that I went to the club... 542 00:18:38,107 --> 00:18:40,444 and I bought my own drinks. 543 00:18:40,477 --> 00:18:41,413 Mm-hmm. 544 00:18:41,614 --> 00:18:43,483 Would it make you feel better if I told you something 545 00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:45,154 that I've never admitted to anyone? 546 00:18:45,188 --> 00:18:47,291 It would depend on how juicy it is. 547 00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:49,295 It's a ripe peach in a hot car. 548 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,131 Okay. I'm ready. 549 00:18:50,364 --> 00:18:53,839 So you know Terrence who delivers the cat food? 550 00:18:53,872 --> 00:18:55,542 -Yeah. -Mm-hmm. 551 00:18:55,576 --> 00:18:56,811 Okay. Well... 552 00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:01,186 I sent him a nude. 553 00:19:01,219 --> 00:19:02,322 Okay. It was an accident. 554 00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:03,525 It was an accident! 555 00:19:03,525 --> 00:19:05,795 I was taking practice shots. 556 00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:07,198 -And I-- -Wait. No, go back. 557 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:07,833 -No. What? -Practice shots. 558 00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:08,835 These aren't for anyone specific. 559 00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:12,275 It was last year, I was single, and I needed to create a library 560 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:14,146 to pull from should the opportunity present itself. 561 00:19:14,179 --> 00:19:15,181 -Of course. -So... 562 00:19:15,215 --> 00:19:16,216 So, why Terrence? 563 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,519 I was sending him a work email, 564 00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:19,189 and I accidentally attached it. 565 00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:21,260 And now things are super awkward. 566 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,796 -[whispers] Oh my god. -Mm-hmm. 567 00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:24,867 That is really good. 568 00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:27,239 But to earn my full forgiveness, 569 00:19:27,305 --> 00:19:28,508 I need one more thing. 570 00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:29,442 Okay. 571 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:31,413 I'm not sending you the picture. 572 00:19:31,447 --> 00:19:32,516 Yeah. I'm gonna get it from Terrence. 573 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:33,751 No you're not. No you're not. 574 00:19:39,496 --> 00:19:40,331 Hopper! 575 00:19:40,331 --> 00:19:41,768 -Come! [Hopper barks] 576 00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:42,870 Come, boy! 577 00:19:42,903 --> 00:19:44,673 Hopper. Oh. 578 00:19:44,707 --> 00:19:45,842 Hi. Hey, boy. 579 00:19:45,876 --> 00:19:47,612 -How you doing? [phone chimes] 580 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:48,548 Is that Cherise? 581 00:19:48,581 --> 00:19:50,284 Is she trying to get a hold of me? 582 00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:51,954 Dude, she's gone. Okay? 583 00:19:51,954 --> 00:19:52,689 Oh, man. 584 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,793 The sale of my house just fell through. 585 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:55,863 Oh, boy. 586 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,533 Everything's going to crap. 587 00:19:57,566 --> 00:19:59,537 Pal, I'm so sorry. I can't imagine 588 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,841 all the horrors you saw at Roman's haunted 589 00:20:01,841 --> 00:20:02,543 dollhouse mansion. 590 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,680 Kicking a man while he's down, F'Shaw? 591 00:20:04,713 --> 00:20:07,151 And lest you forget, you're not permitted to have 592 00:20:07,185 --> 00:20:08,922 a dog in your one-bedroom depression hut. 593 00:20:08,955 --> 00:20:10,559 We'll figure out something. 594 00:20:10,593 --> 00:20:13,497 At my community garden there's a shed. 595 00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:15,836 No. I can't allow you to rest your angry head 596 00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:17,606 on bags of fertilizer. 597 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,877 I may have a better option. 598 00:20:20,645 --> 00:20:21,747 It's morning. 599 00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:25,388 You come downstairs and the smell of coffee 600 00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:27,258 permeates your new home. 601 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,262 Frank, you love coffee. 602 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,498 It's the perfect rental for you. 603 00:20:30,498 --> 00:20:32,468 You guys are selling to the wrong person. 604 00:20:32,502 --> 00:20:34,405 It's this guy you gotta close. 605 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,476 Oh. 606 00:20:39,349 --> 00:20:41,854 Huh. I guess all cats want is a big window. 607 00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:43,423 Where do I sign? 608 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,837 Why are you so quiet? 609 00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,473 He's not allowed to talk. 610 00:20:55,849 --> 00:20:57,619 [phone rings] 611 00:20:58,386 --> 00:20:59,222 Hello, Roman. 612 00:20:59,422 --> 00:21:01,460 Let me guess, your girlfriend stole your signed 613 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:02,896 Coyote Ugly cast photo? 614 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,365 Nah, it's just my passport. 615 00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:05,200 Nothing important. 616 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:07,505 But I'm calling for Hopper. Can you put him on? 617 00:21:07,539 --> 00:21:09,275 Oh, no, no. I get it. You miss him already. 618 00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:10,444 Just put him on. 619 00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:16,691 [Hopper urinates] 620 00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:19,897 You taught my dog to pee on command? 621 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,601 [laughs] Yes, I did. 622 00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:23,838 And you'll never guess the command word. 623 00:21:23,872 --> 00:21:24,640 Let's just say 624 00:21:24,907 --> 00:21:27,344 it's a word you'll have a hard time letting go. 625 00:21:27,646 --> 00:21:30,484 [groans] Why did I trust that idiot? 626 00:21:30,819 --> 00:21:31,987 [Hopper urinates] 627 00:21:32,789 --> 00:21:34,325 It's idiot. 628 00:21:34,325 --> 00:21:35,662 [Hopper urinates] 629 00:21:36,831 --> 00:21:38,801 Ah, it's my favorite word. I'm screwed.