1 00:00:01,060 --> 00:00:02,893 Okay, time for Gwen's medicine. 2 00:00:02,895 --> 00:00:04,486 [clucking] 3 00:00:04,488 --> 00:00:05,412 We've got a bit of a moving target here. 4 00:00:05,414 --> 00:00:06,246 Can you secure the bird? 5 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,172 -I'm trying. -Secure the bird! 6 00:00:07,491 --> 00:00:09,157 I just don't want to squeeze too hard. 7 00:00:09,159 --> 00:00:10,067 I feel like eggs will come out. 8 00:00:10,069 --> 00:00:10,992 Will you secure the bird? 9 00:00:11,237 --> 00:00:12,586 -I got her! I got her! -Secure the bird! 10 00:00:12,662 --> 00:00:13,237 Great. 11 00:00:13,572 --> 00:00:14,329 Get out of the way. 12 00:00:15,090 --> 00:00:19,334 I think you'll find that I run a pretty tight ship around here. 13 00:00:19,411 --> 00:00:20,352 [clucking] 14 00:00:21,004 --> 00:00:22,170 She got the jump on me, sorry. 15 00:00:22,248 --> 00:00:22,913 Sorry! 16 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:23,838 [Emily] Why is the chicken out?! 17 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:25,524 Head's up, there's chicken poop in the hall? 18 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:26,266 Frank! Frank! 19 00:00:26,343 --> 00:00:27,175 Aaah! 20 00:00:27,419 --> 00:00:28,444 -[clucking] -Come here. Come here. 21 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,588 It's ok. It's ok. 22 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:32,422 I'm not helping. 23 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,848 Flush her towards Bettany's desk! 24 00:00:33,926 --> 00:00:34,758 Don't do it. 25 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,260 Flush her to the kitchen! 26 00:00:36,262 --> 00:00:37,611 I don't know why they call people chickens, 27 00:00:37,687 --> 00:00:39,163 this bird is fearless! 28 00:00:40,449 --> 00:00:41,498 [clucking] 29 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:46,378 This is exactly what it looks like. 30 00:00:46,455 --> 00:00:47,546 [clucking] 31 00:00:47,623 --> 00:00:49,456 [theme music plays] 32 00:00:49,533 --> 00:01:01,560 ♪ 33 00:01:02,712 --> 00:01:03,729 [clucking] 34 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:06,565 [groans] 35 00:01:07,142 --> 00:01:09,126 You ok? You're wincing a lot. 36 00:01:09,128 --> 00:01:11,144 I tweaked my back chasing a chicken. 37 00:01:11,146 --> 00:01:13,721 Or, as I'll tell everyone else, saving puppies in a house fire. 38 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,965 Well, it could also be stress. 39 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:16,891 You've got the big union rep election coming up today. 40 00:01:16,893 --> 00:01:18,560 You worked on your speech? 41 00:01:18,562 --> 00:01:19,578 I haven't written a thing. 42 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,489 But tall guy with a great head of hair behind a podium? 43 00:01:22,491 --> 00:01:23,398 They'll follow me off a cliff. 44 00:01:23,475 --> 00:01:24,474 Definitely. 45 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:26,401 Though, Carl's gonna go for the sympathy vote 46 00:01:26,478 --> 00:01:27,569 since he got hit by that car. 47 00:01:27,571 --> 00:01:28,587 -He's a liar. -What? 48 00:01:28,664 --> 00:01:30,647 There's no one to back up that story. 49 00:01:30,649 --> 00:01:31,815 It was a hit and run. 50 00:01:32,151 --> 00:01:34,093 Oh, and then he spent all that time in the pool afterward. 51 00:01:34,169 --> 00:01:35,743 He was doing physical therapy, Frank. 52 00:01:35,821 --> 00:01:37,429 He was learning to walk again. 53 00:01:37,506 --> 00:01:38,097 Mmm-kay. 54 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,339 Ok, let's just keep 55 00:01:39,675 --> 00:01:41,249 the whole “Carl faked his own hit and run” between us. 56 00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:42,768 You're our leader, everyone knows it, 57 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:43,844 you got this thing wrapped up. 58 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:46,522 All wrapped up like Carl's fake-ass cast. 59 00:01:48,258 --> 00:01:50,517 Hey, is everybody here? I have an announcement. 60 00:01:50,519 --> 00:01:52,611 Oh, good news announcement? Half-day Fridays? 61 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,612 Oh, really? 62 00:01:53,856 --> 00:01:54,780 It's been on the vision board for a while. 63 00:01:55,341 --> 00:01:57,190 Speaking of, I don't know who put up that pic of me 64 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:59,267 in my workout tank but I applaud it. 65 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,694 You put it up, that's how it got there. 66 00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:01,845 Which I applaud. 67 00:02:01,847 --> 00:02:03,363 Ok, it's not good news. Or bad news. 68 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,456 It's just news. 69 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,126 Uh, we're having a mandatory training session today. 70 00:02:07,202 --> 00:02:08,018 [everybody groans] 71 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:09,110 Feels like bad news. 72 00:02:09,371 --> 00:02:11,521 Wait. Are we still gonna be able to puzzle at lunch? 73 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:12,614 Obviously. 74 00:02:12,858 --> 00:02:15,175 If you all know we've gotten a lot of complaints 75 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:16,526 from our lovely neighbor in the condo next door 76 00:02:16,528 --> 00:02:17,302 about the dogs barking. 77 00:02:17,546 --> 00:02:19,196 Yeah. Maybe she's finally realizing 78 00:02:19,198 --> 00:02:20,530 why her rent is so low. 79 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,382 Probably. Uh, but we want to be good neighbors 80 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:25,051 so I've hired a dog trainer to come and teach us 81 00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:27,128 how to get our canine guests to behave, 82 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:28,814 and he's on his way here right now. 83 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,315 Today is not good, 84 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,876 because everyone here will be busy making history, 85 00:02:32,878 --> 00:02:36,546 re-electing me to a fourth consecutive term as union rep. 86 00:02:36,548 --> 00:02:37,305 We're in the Frank era. 87 00:02:37,307 --> 00:02:38,490 You are in the Frank era. 88 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:40,808 We all know that you just wanna keep your reserved parking spot. 89 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:42,143 It's not about a parking spot. 90 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,739 It's about the respect and envy that go along with that spot. 91 00:02:45,815 --> 00:02:46,498 In the Frank era. 92 00:02:46,575 --> 00:02:47,482 Must be nice. 93 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,742 They've got me over in that annex lot. 94 00:02:48,818 --> 00:02:49,893 Technically a different town. 95 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,244 I'm not kidding. They've got their own cops. 96 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:53,672 We are very lucky to get this particular trainer, 97 00:02:53,749 --> 00:02:55,323 he's in high demand 98 00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:58,235 and apparently he's quite charismatic. 99 00:02:58,237 --> 00:03:01,329 Seriously, some of the online comments are pretty steamy. 100 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:03,015 Your steamy or my steamy? 101 00:03:03,091 --> 00:03:04,925 I've noticed there's a big gap on that spectrum. 102 00:03:04,927 --> 00:03:06,000 [notification alert] 103 00:03:06,261 --> 00:03:09,262 Oh! He is pulling into the parking lot right now. 104 00:03:09,339 --> 00:03:10,914 ♪ Everybody, yeah, looking at me ♪ 105 00:03:10,916 --> 00:03:13,250 ♪ Yeah man yeah man, I'm a VIP. ♪ 106 00:03:13,252 --> 00:03:14,267 ♪ I got the car ♪ 107 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:15,419 ♪ I got the cribs ♪ 108 00:03:15,421 --> 00:03:16,436 ♪ I got the chicks ♪ 109 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:18,405 ♪ I got the money, money, money... ♪ 110 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,241 [barking] 111 00:03:23,445 --> 00:03:26,263 So people are writing steamy comments about this guy? 112 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:27,113 With how much irony? 113 00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:28,207 Yeah, I don't get it. 114 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,709 Good morning. My name is Roman Park. 115 00:03:30,786 --> 00:03:32,360 You've been watching me, observing. 116 00:03:32,362 --> 00:03:35,363 That's exactly what the dogs are doing now. 117 00:03:35,441 --> 00:03:36,106 To you. 118 00:03:36,108 --> 00:03:37,107 Well, except Chester, 119 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:39,534 who seems pretty interested in his genitals. 120 00:03:39,611 --> 00:03:42,112 Hey, listen. Uh, the neighbor's back. 121 00:03:42,114 --> 00:03:43,280 [groans] 122 00:03:43,615 --> 00:03:45,057 Do you want me to tell her that the triplets are sick? 123 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,299 Oh, you have triplets now. 124 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:48,635 Triplets? No, I'll talk to her. 125 00:03:48,637 --> 00:03:51,063 She'll be happy to know that Roman's on the case. 126 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:52,789 [nervous chuckle] If you'll excuse me. 127 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:53,565 Um... 128 00:03:55,794 --> 00:03:57,385 You can go. 129 00:03:57,463 --> 00:03:58,195 Ok. 130 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,390 Dogs are intuitive beings. 131 00:04:02,468 --> 00:04:05,077 They not only sense the dynamics between each other, 132 00:04:05,153 --> 00:04:07,487 but the humans around them. 133 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:09,498 In fact, I'm picking up something right now. 134 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:13,827 She doesn't care for you. 135 00:04:13,829 --> 00:04:15,069 [scoffs] 136 00:04:15,147 --> 00:04:17,464 What? No, Bettany loves me. 137 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:25,489 Just... leave me hangin'. That's vintage Bettany. 138 00:04:25,507 --> 00:04:29,326 But more than anyone, they key off their natural leader. 139 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:30,677 Who do you think the alpha is? 140 00:04:30,754 --> 00:04:33,513 Well, if we're going by height, it's me. 141 00:04:33,515 --> 00:04:37,258 And by any other metric it's also me. 142 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:41,113 Um... of... of the dogs. [chuckles] 143 00:04:41,264 --> 00:04:43,840 Coco is the alpha. 144 00:04:43,842 --> 00:04:46,192 Now I must establish my dominance 145 00:04:46,269 --> 00:04:49,162 and show Coco who the new alpha is. 146 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:52,749 [barks] 147 00:04:55,779 --> 00:04:57,629 [dog whimpers] 148 00:05:02,711 --> 00:05:03,860 [click] 149 00:05:03,862 --> 00:05:04,861 That was pretty hot. 150 00:05:05,197 --> 00:05:06,546 What else have you been doing with that finger 151 00:05:06,623 --> 00:05:08,365 that makes dogs so frightened of it? 152 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:10,216 Oh, it's not about the finger, 153 00:05:10,293 --> 00:05:12,126 it's about what shoots out of it. 154 00:05:12,204 --> 00:05:13,703 [laughs softly] 155 00:05:13,705 --> 00:05:15,314 Oh my god. 156 00:05:15,432 --> 00:05:16,315 [click] 157 00:05:18,544 --> 00:05:23,488 Hi Amy, so nice to see you again. 158 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:25,324 Are these your triplets? 159 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,660 Yeah, Bettany must have framed that photo for me, so... 160 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,995 You're drinking with toddlers. 161 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,330 Oh, they're my wingmen, 162 00:05:31,406 --> 00:05:35,149 so... it was a crazy weekend in wine country. 163 00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:36,484 You have no idea what it's like 164 00:05:36,562 --> 00:05:38,337 to hear these dogs barking all day. 165 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:39,563 We're on it. 166 00:05:39,898 --> 00:05:41,656 I have a specialist working with the dogs right now. 167 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,157 They're still barking. 168 00:05:43,235 --> 00:05:46,086 Well, they're dogs, so yeah. 169 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:48,438 I don't have a fancy Zen fountain 170 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,223 to drown it out like you. 171 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:53,352 So why don't you take it? 172 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:55,912 Consider it a gift from Precinct 22. 173 00:05:55,914 --> 00:05:57,672 Ok, sure. 174 00:05:57,674 --> 00:05:58,523 Mmhmm. Yeah. 175 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,434 Now that we've done our breath work-- 176 00:06:01,436 --> 00:06:03,195 excellent job by the way, Victoria. 177 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:04,512 [exhales] 178 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:09,593 This exercise we call “dog mirror”. 179 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:10,518 F-Shaw? 180 00:06:10,596 --> 00:06:11,536 It's Frank. 181 00:06:11,930 --> 00:06:15,857 Have you noticed the dogs have stopped barking? 182 00:06:15,859 --> 00:06:17,450 Yeah, that's super impressive. 183 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:20,379 Hey, just to circle back to the whole Bettany thing, is that-- 184 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:21,546 [clicks] 185 00:06:21,623 --> 00:06:23,790 Frank, be a dear. 186 00:06:23,867 --> 00:06:27,611 Get into the cage, hands and knees, 187 00:06:27,613 --> 00:06:29,112 in front of Coco. 188 00:06:29,114 --> 00:06:31,390 Roman, I need you to step back 189 00:06:31,466 --> 00:06:34,542 'cause I can feel your breath on my nipples. 190 00:06:34,544 --> 00:06:37,312 Ok, I'm gonna go lock up my last few votes. 191 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,141 Yeah, you should go. 192 00:06:41,293 --> 00:06:43,384 I am already on record saying I am leaving. 193 00:06:43,462 --> 00:06:44,236 I'll allow it. 194 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:45,720 I don't need your permission. 195 00:06:45,722 --> 00:06:47,647 You have my full blessings. 196 00:06:47,649 --> 00:06:49,408 I'm leaving. Goodbye. 197 00:06:52,562 --> 00:06:55,488 Wow. Somebody's dewy. 198 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:56,489 You go for a run? 199 00:06:56,566 --> 00:06:58,324 Uh, I forgot my wallet in the car. 200 00:06:58,401 --> 00:07:00,234 Annex lot's like half a mile away. 201 00:07:00,236 --> 00:07:01,645 Wait, you guys don't get to park here? 202 00:07:01,647 --> 00:07:04,756 No, only Frank does 'cause he's a union rep, so... 203 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:05,757 Wow. 204 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:06,833 Yeah. 205 00:07:07,152 --> 00:07:10,077 You're incredible. Anyone ever tell you that? 206 00:07:10,079 --> 00:07:11,596 No. [laughs] 207 00:07:11,673 --> 00:07:12,556 I mean... 208 00:07:13,508 --> 00:07:14,749 No. 209 00:07:15,084 --> 00:07:17,585 You start every morning with that life force-draining walk, 210 00:07:17,663 --> 00:07:22,182 yet you manage to be there for everybody else. 211 00:07:22,258 --> 00:07:23,591 You give a lot, don't you? 212 00:07:23,593 --> 00:07:27,779 I mean, I do, yeah. To my family, to the animals. 213 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:31,432 How do we give to Patel? 214 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:34,661 What can one do to filleth your own cup? 215 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:35,787 A nap comes to mind. 216 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,846 Ehhh... 217 00:07:36,848 --> 00:07:38,290 But I can beat that. 218 00:07:38,366 --> 00:07:41,184 I got a bag of pears in the rig, wanna talk it out? 219 00:07:41,186 --> 00:07:42,185 I love pears. 220 00:07:42,187 --> 00:07:43,128 Yeah, alright. 221 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,189 I'm the best candidate because the other guy is an idiot. 222 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,468 Oh. [laughs] Hey, Carl, you old sneak. 223 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,361 You gotta put a bell on that cane. 224 00:07:51,363 --> 00:07:52,471 Hey, good luck today, champ. 225 00:07:52,547 --> 00:07:53,713 Hey, you too. 226 00:07:54,123 --> 00:07:57,124 Yeah, this whole election's been such a welcome distraction 227 00:07:57,126 --> 00:07:58,384 from all the PT-- 228 00:07:58,386 --> 00:08:00,036 Ok, can we just stick to the issues? 229 00:08:00,038 --> 00:08:01,229 I'll see you at the speeches. 230 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:05,058 Can we talk? 231 00:08:05,134 --> 00:08:06,133 Look at that cane. 232 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:07,043 It's clearly a prop. It bends the wrong way. 233 00:08:07,512 --> 00:08:09,562 You can get that at any Halloween store. 234 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:10,638 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 235 00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:11,823 Hey, I've been thinking. 236 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,233 You know how I'm always putting other people's needs 237 00:08:13,235 --> 00:08:13,900 in front of my own? 238 00:08:13,977 --> 00:08:15,068 I have not seen that. 239 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,828 I did see you take a piece of Bettany's birthday cake 240 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:17,829 before I lit the candles. 241 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:20,832 My cup run emptieth and I need to fill it up. 242 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:21,833 Are you having a stroke? 243 00:08:22,151 --> 00:08:23,168 You know what? I'm just gonna come out with it. 244 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,244 I want your parking spot. 245 00:08:24,579 --> 00:08:26,396 The walk from the annex is draining my life force. 246 00:08:26,398 --> 00:08:27,822 To be fair, I haven't seen your life force 247 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:28,823 since before you had kids. 248 00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:30,842 Right. Now my pilot light is about to go out. 249 00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:32,010 I need this. 250 00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:33,661 Well, the only way you're gonna get that parking space 251 00:08:33,739 --> 00:08:34,971 is if you run for union rep. 252 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:38,091 Ok, then I'll do it. 253 00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:40,167 Oh yeah? Ok. 254 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,502 I'll run for union rep. 255 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,355 Do you have any idea what a union rep does? 256 00:08:43,431 --> 00:08:46,099 I know he parks out front, bitch. 257 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:47,584 Sorry, I don't know why I did that. 258 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:50,845 But I am gonna run, and I'm gonna murder you, bitch. 259 00:08:50,922 --> 00:08:52,922 Sorry. Who is this guy? 260 00:08:52,924 --> 00:08:55,441 Patel '24! Let's go! 261 00:08:55,443 --> 00:08:56,451 [laughs] 262 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:00,764 Alright, take as many as you like. 263 00:09:00,766 --> 00:09:01,540 They're for everybody, guys. 264 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,524 Hey, if anyone wants to talk union stuff 265 00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:05,268 I'm here, by the way. 266 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:08,121 Look at him, trying to bribe voters with donuts. 267 00:09:08,197 --> 00:09:11,107 Yeah, he's got a churro truck coming at lunch. 268 00:09:11,109 --> 00:09:13,885 He eats and campaigns like he's in grade school. 269 00:09:13,962 --> 00:09:16,537 Listen, um, I don't wanna press this 270 00:09:16,539 --> 00:09:19,783 but it's a three-way race now, and every vote counts. 271 00:09:19,785 --> 00:09:20,392 So... 272 00:09:20,468 --> 00:09:21,634 Hmm... I don't know. 273 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:25,546 I feel like it's good to shake up the status quo of the pack. 274 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:26,231 The what? 275 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:26,806 The office. 276 00:09:26,883 --> 00:09:27,715 You said pack. 277 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:28,549 I said office. 278 00:09:28,627 --> 00:09:29,309 No, you said pack. 279 00:09:29,385 --> 00:09:30,569 Just think, I said office. 280 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,736 Wait a minute, is this all coming 281 00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:34,406 from that child scarf model, Roman? 282 00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:37,224 Did he get Patel to go after my parking space? 283 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:40,486 All I know is I saw them eating fruit in his truck. 284 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:42,138 Are you blushing? 285 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:44,657 He has, like, a big red truck and I saw it. 286 00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:47,568 -[Mexican music plays] -[Truck Driver] Viva Patel! 287 00:09:47,646 --> 00:09:50,964 Ah, churros in the parking lot, everyone! Let's go! 288 00:09:52,834 --> 00:09:53,666 That looks good. 289 00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:54,575 Ok. 290 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,152 Did you know Bettany doesn't like me? 291 00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:58,079 What? No, everyone likes you. 292 00:09:58,156 --> 00:10:00,414 I know, that's why it's so weird, but she doesn't. 293 00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:02,583 Do you think it was because of her birthday last week? 294 00:10:02,585 --> 00:10:05,252 I did think it was weird that you skipped cake in the kitchen. 295 00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:06,438 See, I didn't know it was her birthday. 296 00:10:06,514 --> 00:10:07,664 Mmhmm. 297 00:10:07,999 --> 00:10:11,592 There we have it. The missing piece of information. 298 00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:13,336 And it goes right... 299 00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:14,354 [gasps] 300 00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:16,430 -Oh, no. No. -It doesn't fit. 301 00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:20,601 Hey guys, sorry to interrupt something private... and sad. 302 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:21,527 Roman's gotta go. 303 00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:22,345 He's messing with the office dynamic, 304 00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:23,304 he's threatening my re-election, 305 00:10:23,698 --> 00:10:26,499 and I think he's hypnotized Victoria. 306 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:28,201 This goes right here. 307 00:10:28,277 --> 00:10:28,943 No, we tried that-- 308 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:29,519 Oh. 309 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:30,520 Knock, knock. 310 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,039 I can't find the pear soda in the fridge. 311 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:34,466 I'm pretty sure it was in my contract. 312 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,377 Hey, Roman, I got some bad news. Emily's gotta let you go, 313 00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:40,196 so why don't you throw yourself into an envelope 314 00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:41,197 and I'll mail you home. 315 00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:42,974 No, no, no, no. No, you're not fired, Roman. 316 00:10:43,051 --> 00:10:44,476 Frank, you're way overstepping. 317 00:10:44,552 --> 00:10:47,537 Surprise, Frank thinks he's in charge. 318 00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:49,630 He tried to out-alpha me earlier. 319 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:52,058 Out-alpha you? We're not a pack of dogs, 320 00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:53,485 no matter what Patel looks like when he eats lunch. 321 00:10:53,561 --> 00:10:56,212 And if there's a quote unquote alpha here, it's me. 322 00:10:56,214 --> 00:10:57,380 Check out the vision board. 323 00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:59,640 Ah, but the alpha never has to say they're the alpha, 324 00:10:59,718 --> 00:11:01,809 they're just automatically recognized by the pack. 325 00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:03,219 Also, I'm the alpha. 326 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:05,889 You just said an alpha doesn't have to say they're the alpha! 327 00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:06,998 Only the true alpha can. 328 00:11:07,392 --> 00:11:10,651 Ok, I'm actually the boss so could you two just fight 329 00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:14,898 or uh, kiss, or just go wherever this weird energy is taking you? 330 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,416 With pleasure. 331 00:11:16,918 --> 00:11:19,493 This piece goes there. 332 00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:21,680 Ok. well, this piece goes right here. 333 00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:25,350 I think one of these little huckleberries go here. 334 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,926 Yeah, well this piece goes here. 335 00:11:27,003 --> 00:11:27,927 [Roman] This piece goes here. 336 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,670 [Frank] Yeah, well this one goes right here. 337 00:11:29,748 --> 00:11:30,522 These pieces go on top here. 338 00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:32,415 Ok, that's ridiculous. 339 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:33,750 You know what? If you're not puzzle club, 340 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,418 please leave puzzle club! 341 00:11:36,087 --> 00:11:38,679 I can promise you this much. As your union rep 342 00:11:38,757 --> 00:11:42,091 there's only one kind of swing that I'm gonna take. 343 00:11:42,093 --> 00:11:43,326 And that is... 344 00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:45,370 Big swings. 345 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,688 Amit Patel takes big swings. 346 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:50,375 For example, right now I'd like to announce-- 347 00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:54,862 no, I'd like to guarantee work from home Fridays. 348 00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:56,105 [cheering] 349 00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:57,215 Who wants it? 350 00:11:57,959 --> 00:11:59,050 That's an impossible promise. 351 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,127 How do you catch animals from home? 352 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:04,205 All he wants is a parking space next to the building. 353 00:12:04,282 --> 00:12:06,540 ...For all of us. I want parking spots for all of us. 354 00:12:06,618 --> 00:12:07,726 And you're gonna get it. 355 00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:11,621 As your union rep, Patel's bringing home parking spots! 356 00:12:11,623 --> 00:12:12,472 [applause] 357 00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:13,547 That's impossible! 358 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,567 We don't have that many parking spots! 359 00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:16,626 [chuckles] Hey! 360 00:12:16,644 --> 00:12:17,736 -Can he do that? -No. 361 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,238 That's an impossible promise, but really great speech. 362 00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:22,648 There's one more speech, save the best for last. 363 00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,300 Hey, there's another speech. 364 00:12:24,302 --> 00:12:27,228 Gang. I know that it's been a weird day, 365 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:30,156 but let's not forget who's got the vision 366 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:35,495 to lead us into 2024 and beyond. It is this guy right here. 367 00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:35,979 Yep. 368 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,255 [clapping] 369 00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:38,572 Look, I know you've all gorged on churros and false promises, 370 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,761 but I need your eyes up here. Uh, you let Carl and Patel talk. 371 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,987 Thank you. 372 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:48,174 And uh, again, I had a real challenging few months. 373 00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:49,675 Nobody cares, Carl! 374 00:12:49,752 --> 00:12:51,418 [Truck Driver] Vive Patel 375 00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:54,088 Oh! Crepes in the parking lot! 376 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,515 [crowd clamoring] 377 00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:58,610 You are being bribed with thin, savory pancakes! 378 00:12:58,686 --> 00:13:02,839 It's a predictable move! And Carl, he is a liar. 379 00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:04,857 I have seen the traffic cams. 380 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:07,268 I have talked to the nurses on duty. 381 00:13:07,345 --> 00:13:10,121 There are discrepancies. 382 00:13:10,198 --> 00:13:12,123 Frank! What're you doing, man? 383 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,458 What're you doing? 384 00:13:15,703 --> 00:13:16,669 Shred, don't go. 385 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,255 Shred, do not get a crepe! 386 00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:27,864 [knocking] 387 00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:31,217 Ah. Amy. Come in, please. 388 00:13:31,335 --> 00:13:33,553 Did you notice that the dogs have stopped barking? 389 00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:35,480 I did. It's better. 390 00:13:35,557 --> 00:13:37,131 Great. Yay. 391 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:38,817 So I think we can move on and discuss 392 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,560 the smell coming from your kennels. 393 00:13:40,636 --> 00:13:43,137 I do think that animal smell coming from 394 00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:45,990 an animal control precinct might be unavoidable. 395 00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,216 Mmm... 396 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:50,477 But I will look into it. That's a really good idea. 397 00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:51,888 Thank you. 398 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,373 Palo Santo. 399 00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:56,150 Mmhmm. 400 00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,060 Mmm. 401 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,670 Yeah, would you like to take the candle 402 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,297 to help with the smell that will probably always be there? 403 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:02,582 Are you sure? 404 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:03,508 Yeah, definitely. 405 00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:05,826 I'd love for you to have my birthday candle. 406 00:14:05,904 --> 00:14:07,253 Anything for you, Amy. 407 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,996 You know, here at Animal Control 408 00:14:09,074 --> 00:14:11,741 we really value our neighbors, so... 409 00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:13,685 I've never been valued before. 410 00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:14,577 That surprises me. 411 00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:15,336 Yeah, me too. 412 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:17,272 -You're so great. -Thank you. 413 00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:20,099 -Bad move. -Mm-Mhmm. 414 00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,508 How long have you been standing there? 415 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,270 Victoria, tell Emily what she did wrong. 416 00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,197 Um, you gave positive reinforcement 417 00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:27,924 for a negative behavior. 418 00:14:27,926 --> 00:14:29,367 That's a dangerous type of conditioning. 419 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,610 [click] 420 00:14:30,945 --> 00:14:35,264 In order to break the cycle, assert yourself and dominate. 421 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,767 Uh, yeah, that's probably good insight. 422 00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:38,784 Pick me up. 423 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:39,711 I'm sorry? 424 00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,771 Lift my body. 425 00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:43,789 I can do it. I'll do it, I'll do it. 426 00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:45,466 No, not you. Her. 427 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,677 Come on. 428 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:59,122 See? [distorted voice] You're stronger than you know. 429 00:14:59,124 --> 00:15:00,690 Yeah, I'm gonna put you down now. 430 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,884 I've come to make amends, my lady. 431 00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:05,403 Happy belated birthday. 432 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,227 Awesome, yeah. 433 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,153 I'm just a little curious 434 00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:16,581 why you put it directly in the lost and found? 435 00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:19,400 Oh, that's just where things go sometimes. 436 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,477 Ok, so your dislike of me has nothing to do 437 00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,162 with the fact that I missed your birthday? 438 00:15:23,239 --> 00:15:25,423 You didn't miss it, you weren't invited. 439 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,573 Yes, ok, but why? 440 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,652 Because I don't need you anywhere near Emily 441 00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:31,095 with your little crush. 442 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,657 Crush? On Emily? Me, and our boss? 443 00:15:34,659 --> 00:15:35,582 That's crazy. 444 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:37,584 So what'd you do for lunch today, champ? 445 00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:40,254 I did a puzzle with Emily, but that doesn't mean anything. 446 00:15:40,331 --> 00:15:42,923 Nobody does puzzles unless they want more. 447 00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:44,258 I want nothing more than the puzzle. 448 00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:46,185 The thrill of puzzling. I'm a puzzler. 449 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:47,445 You need to move on. 450 00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:50,840 She's in a great relationship with Rick and I like him. 451 00:15:50,842 --> 00:15:51,449 He's great? 452 00:15:51,526 --> 00:15:52,450 Well, did you know 453 00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:54,193 he never takes his glove off in front of her? 454 00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:55,286 I mean, what's he hiding? 455 00:15:55,604 --> 00:15:57,513 Shred, I have that woman's calendar mapped out 456 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,791 for the next four-and-a-half years, 457 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,417 and you're not on it. 458 00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:07,614 Hey! 459 00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:10,117 You completely poisoned the harmonious ecosystem 460 00:16:10,195 --> 00:16:11,360 where I lord over everyone! 461 00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:12,528 Fix it! 462 00:16:12,714 --> 00:16:17,291 If I were to help you, not that I'm saying I would, 463 00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,051 I need to hear you say it. 464 00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,219 Say what? 465 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:22,313 I need to hear you say I'm the alpha. 466 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,314 Ok. 467 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,059 [exhales] I'm the alpha. Ha ha. 468 00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:28,377 Oh, you're gonna do the magic finger? 469 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,062 Should I pull it? Make a smell? 470 00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:31,489 You're embarrassing yourself. 471 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,657 [whimpering] 472 00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,827 Chester, come on. Do you have no dignity? 473 00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:36,643 Come here. 474 00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:37,644 [groans] 475 00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:39,388 Oh my-- [groans] My back. 476 00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:40,890 Ok. Yeah. This is from the chicken chase. 477 00:16:40,892 --> 00:16:42,074 It's-- [groans] 478 00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:44,168 Your tiny finger is doing nothing here, it's my back. 479 00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:46,653 Oh, my spine is on fire. 480 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:48,731 I'm just gonna go prone for just a second. 481 00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,341 [groaning] 482 00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:52,993 [click] 483 00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:53,994 Yeah, I'm not doing the clicker. I'm not submitting. 484 00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:57,331 Yeah, you don't have to call me the alpha, 485 00:16:57,408 --> 00:17:00,292 your body language screams it. 486 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:01,668 Now that I've broken you, 487 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:04,413 I'll talk to Patel, get him to drop out. 488 00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:07,525 Shouldn't be hard to make it feel like it's his idea. 489 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,526 Good boy. 490 00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:12,238 [click] 491 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,518 Hi Amy, I'm calling to inform you that I will no longer be 492 00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:20,279 responding to your incessant and unreasonable complaints. 493 00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,855 And I want my Zen water fountain back. 494 00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:22,765 [click] 495 00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,024 Um, can you hold on a second? 496 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,436 Sorry, can you just not click? I heard your advice from before. 497 00:17:27,438 --> 00:17:29,696 I got it. I think I can take it from here. 498 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,549 In fact, um, why don't we just call it early 499 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:34,385 and you can go ahead and invoice me for the whole day? 500 00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:35,261 [click] 501 00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:37,613 Yeah. 502 00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:38,205 Sorry. 503 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:39,390 Why'd I drop out? 504 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,469 I just asked myself, do I really have time to be a union rep? 505 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:46,455 Is that really taking care of me? 506 00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:49,792 Alright, it looks like we have a winner. 507 00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:50,459 And it's... 508 00:17:50,719 --> 00:17:52,645 Yeah, it's Carl. Carl, you won. 509 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:53,796 [applause] 510 00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:54,739 No. No. 511 00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:57,391 That's impossible. That can't be right. 512 00:17:57,468 --> 00:18:00,411 Well, uh, much like the metal pins in my femur, 513 00:18:00,488 --> 00:18:03,656 I pledge to be the bond that helps this office heal. 514 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:05,157 Aww, that's sweet. 515 00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:08,252 -[applause] -Nine, ten, eleven, twelve... 516 00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:10,755 Not to take away from Carl's beautiful moment, 517 00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:13,257 but I'm afraid I must say my goodbyes. 518 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,483 No. 519 00:18:14,485 --> 00:18:15,426 Yeah. 520 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,263 [sighs] Victoria. 521 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,271 Are you free tonight? 522 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,272 I... 523 00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:31,192 My mom's out of town so I can stay out late. 524 00:18:32,854 --> 00:18:34,445 You live with your mum? 525 00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:38,023 I have... plans. 526 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,283 So... the plans. 527 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,268 I just remembered that I have plans. 528 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:43,204 -Yeah. -So I can't... 529 00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:46,499 I know. 530 00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:50,686 What was I thinking? 531 00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:51,854 I'm not sure. 532 00:18:51,856 --> 00:18:54,465 And with that, he was gone. 533 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:56,384 [click] 534 00:18:57,879 --> 00:19:00,721 -Oh, Roman, the entrance is that way. Yeah. 535 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,392 I know you had a day so I thought you could use this. 536 00:19:13,394 --> 00:19:16,303 Thanks, but it doesn't look deep enough to drown myself in. 537 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,281 Ok, I'm gonna give you some space. 538 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,309 Puzzle buddy. 539 00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:24,478 Are we gonna puzzle again tomorrow at lunch? 540 00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:26,313 I feel like we're really on a roll. 541 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,891 Uh, you know, I think I'm gonna start working out at lunch. 542 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:29,816 Oh, ok. 543 00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:30,743 Yeah, I just feel like 544 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,245 puzzling's not giving me enough cardio, so... 545 00:19:33,322 --> 00:19:35,822 Yeah, ok. That sounds really healthy, so... 546 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:36,490 Yeah. 547 00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:37,324 Good for you. 548 00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,010 I can finish the puzzle on my own. 549 00:19:39,086 --> 00:19:40,327 Well, I wish you luck. 550 00:19:40,405 --> 00:19:41,404 Thank you. 551 00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:42,905 Anyway, um, have a good night. 552 00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:44,273 Yeah, you too. Goodnight. 553 00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:45,224 Thank you. Bye. 554 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,278 [barking] 555 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,658 That's weird. 556 00:20:03,594 --> 00:20:04,577 [barking stops] 557 00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:11,858 [barking] 558 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,294 [barking stops] 559 00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:17,048 [barking] 560 00:20:17,124 --> 00:20:17,715 [barking stops] 561 00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,701 It's the freaking fountain. The dogs are barking at it. 562 00:20:20,778 --> 00:20:22,445 Roman's a fraud! 563 00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,447 Nothing that happened today counts! 564 00:20:24,449 --> 00:20:27,708 Hard reset! I'm still the union rep! 565 00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:31,787 I'm still your leader! [groans] 566 00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:32,688 -Going prone. -[thud] 567 00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:41,722 Where's your water? 568 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:43,157 I don't have one. 569 00:20:44,727 --> 00:20:46,244 Slow burn, right? 570 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,486 Slow burn. 571 00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,488 Slow death, I think is the expression. 572 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:50,623 [honking] 573 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:52,917 Jeez. 574 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,143 ♪ Well, he flows into town, 575 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:55,311 Thank you. 576 00:20:55,313 --> 00:20:57,571 ♪ greasy and drunk, 577 00:20:57,648 --> 00:21:01,676 ♪ A pen thru a jar to calm down, ♪ 578 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:03,636 [belches] 579 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,429 Come on. 580 00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:06,880 Halfway there. 581 00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:08,340 Ok. 582 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:09,416 [groans] 583 00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:10,826 Water. 584 00:21:10,828 --> 00:21:12,436 ♪ 585 00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:15,773 ♪ Well, you shot your man down. ♪ 586 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:17,024 Hey. 587 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,694 Ah, good morning, Frank! 588 00:21:20,521 --> 00:21:21,529 Beautiful day. 589 00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:29,495 Oops, wrong leg. 590 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,534 Son of a bitch. 591 00:21:35,536 --> 00:21:36,711 Well played, Carl.