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Yeah, so sloth's climbing up
Wall Three,
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one of our most popular climbs.
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When did he start his ascent,
last week?
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Over here.
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Up there.
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We had a kid's birthday
party yesterday.
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I think the petting zoo guy
must have forgotten him.
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Oh, did they use Heavy Petters?
We get a lot of calls.
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Real sloppy with
their head count.
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Oh, little dude's on the move.
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[dings bell]
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He's getting cocky.
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Shred, strap me in.
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Frank, let me flag
this one more time.
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Are you sure you don't
want me to climb?
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Shred, look at him.
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I'm just worried about you
overdosing on cuteness
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and losing all your faculties.
I got this.
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Hurry, Frank!
I think he's losing his grip!
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Mmhmm. The yelling helps.
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Oh, [grunts] yeah.
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Hi, buddy. I'm Frank.
It's ok.
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Yeah, come on over here
nice and easy.
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Oh, alright. Well, um...
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He likes the clip, Frank.
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Oh, look. It's shiny.
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Ok, ok.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Ahhhhh!!!!!
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[thud]
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Are you ok?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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The phone and keys
broke my fall.
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[squawks]
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[upbeat theme music]
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♪
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What are you giggling at?
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Teresa.
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She sent me a video of her
getting knocked over by a wave.
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She's very self-deprecating.
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Who's Teresa?
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One of the women
I'm texting with.
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One of the women?
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Yeah. I joined a couple of those
dating apps
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and maybe it's 'cause
I posted a picture
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of me with a baby giraffe
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but I'm getting a lot
of messages.
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I feel like it was just a week
ago you were so heartbroken
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over Emily you couldn't finish
your French toast sticks.
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I'm done wallowing, Frank.
I'm done with it.
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Man was not put on this earth
to wallow.
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Hey, if you had a dazzling text
rapport with someone
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would you be willing to travel
to Bainbridge Island?
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It's a long way away,
I have to take a ferry,
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but I think it makes
a statement.
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Well, it's a big opportunity
for her to meet
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the most exhausting person
on the planet.
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[Emily] Precinct 22
adoption update:
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we just found a home
for the goat,
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so that makes 68 pets
this quarter.
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Our kennels are
officially empty.
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Alright.
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[Emily] Congratulations.
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How many did Templeton's
broke ass precinct have?
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As of this morning, 75.
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Wait, so we don't have a chance
at the ping pong table?
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There's only two days left.
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Why did you present this
as a win?
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Ok, well we're second in
all of Seattle
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so we're going to get
the pizza lunch.
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But I don't want
the pizza lunch.
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I want the table.
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Alright, well it's not
about winning,
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it's about the animals'
well-being.
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Oh, you think the animals
want Templeton to win?
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No, they want justice,
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and justice is me
winning that table.
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I mean us, the collective me.
I just wanna play ping pong!
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Ok, bye, Frank.
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[Operator] Thank you
for contacting
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US Citizenship and
Immigration Services.
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Your call will be answered
by the next available agent.
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Yes, I know, because
you've told me 700 times.
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[humming]
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Don't.
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-Gotcha.
-Don't you dare.
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-I don't like this part.
-Stop.
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Is that a French horn?
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[Dispatch] All units:
Police requesting back-up
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at 146 Broadway.
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It's a French horn.
Truck 8 responding.
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[Operator] Thank you
for contacting
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US Citizenship and
Immigration Services.
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This is torture!
I just need a green card!
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Why are you making this
so difficult?
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[humming]
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Don't.
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Hey, officers Flea and Tick.
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[chuckles] Oh my god,
you are so funny.
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Those improv classes are really
paying off, Jimmy.
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What've we got?
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Hoarder died alone.
A lot of toasters.
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A lot of cats.
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How many cats?
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I don't know, man.
Like 400?
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They wouldn't stay still
for a head count.
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They're all gonna need homes.
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You know what else needs a home?
That ping pong table.
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Up top, Shred.
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Yep.
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Alright, let's go, guys.
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[meowing]
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Hi.
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Ewww, this place freaks me out.
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Yeah, I don't wanna toot my own
horn but this is exactly
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what I thought a hoarder's house
would smell like.
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Classic Frank boast.
No way to verify it.
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Just breathe in.
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[yelps]
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Don't do that!
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Sorry.
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Who keeps a headless mannequin
in a hallway, dude?
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What?
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There are dozens of jars
of urine in the other room
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and this gives you pause?
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Guys, remember that hoarding
is a disease
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according to this pamphlet
I found
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in a pile of pamphlets
about hoarding.
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[yelps]
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[Patel laughs]
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That is not cool!
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Dude.
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What? Just 'cause an old lady
died here doesn't mean
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we can't have a little fun.
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Can anyone else hear that music?
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I can't tell whether it's real
or whether it's in my head.
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I totally hear it.
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'Cause it's music playing, guys.
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-Hello?
-[cats meowing]
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Is anybody home?
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[laughs]
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[keyboard music playing]
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Well, I hope you guys
feel silly.
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[meows]
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What is it?!
Is it undead?
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Away demon! Off!
Get it off!
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I think we just added
to the urine smell.
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Get it off!
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Too bad she didn't hoard
cleaning products.
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Sure, it's got a bit of
deferred maintenance,
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every surface is sticky,
but it's got good bones.
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A savvy investor could come
in here and make a killing.
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Look at this. [knocks]
That's original red oak.
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Right.
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Is that a working fireplace?
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Ooh, I just got confirmation
from Bainbridge Island.
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I'm now fully booked
for the week.
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You gotta get on one
of these apps, Frank.
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Dating apps are for losers.
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I get heaps of action
from those apps.
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Dating apps are for losers
and illegal aliens.
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Oh, burn.
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Let's get these cats out of here
and go win a ping pong table.
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[Patel] Yeah, working!
Maybe I should invest.
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I think you're changing
the subject.
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The subject was and always
will be ping pong.
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You changed it.
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Yeah, but I've known you
a year and a half,
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you've never been
in a relationship,
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I just think it's weird.
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Look, I got ghosted
by the same woman twice.
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And my dentist, also a woman,
she keeps rescheduling,
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so I'm just gonna take
the spring off.
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Frank, you're not getting
any younger.
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And don't you wanna meet a nice
lady who can help you
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get on and off the toilet?
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Yeah, you know, one more comment
like that and I'm calling ICE.
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I'm just saying you have
to be careful,
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because this situation
could be you.
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Lonely, tall man, dies
surrounded by his cats.
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Ok.
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I think it might already
be too late.
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[meowing]
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My legs are so well-defined they
think it's a scratching post.
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Sure.
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Alright everybody, listen up.
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We have been given a gift
with these cats.
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A screeching, clawing
gift from the gods.
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What is going on
with these phones?
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Immigration.
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That is a French horn, right?
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What's your excuse?
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Bainbridge Island fell out
and I have to fill her slot.
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Let me rephrase that.
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Frank, is now a good time
to speak to you
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about an investment opportunity?
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No.
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Because I am on Zillow right
now, excellent school district,
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it practically sells itself
to a young family,
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not to mention a peekaboo view
of the Space Needle.
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I wouldn't even go in on a bag
of M&M's with you,
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let alone a hoarder's house.
We need to focus.
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There is a ping pong table
at stake.
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Sure, I could just buy one,
but it's not about that.
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It's about beating Templeton.
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We have until end of
business Friday
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to get this product
out the door.
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Ok, Frank, just a reminder
they're neglected cats,
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not product, and it's, you know,
less about speed,
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more about finding them good,
loving homes.
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Totally.
Three of them are siblings.
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So we could probably put those
in one package
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and that would leave us
with ten units.
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Officer Dudge approaching,
should I deny entry?
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-Yeah.
-Yes.
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No, it's fine, Bettany.
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Ok, not sure if you heard,
we unloaded the beagle
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with the infected anal glands.
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So next question:
deep dish or thin crust?
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I'm not hungry now after hearing
about that beagle situation.
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That ping pong table
is gonna fit nicely
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next to the Sno-Cone machine
we won last quarter,
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and at some point, Emily,
this is about your leadership.
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Or lack thereof.
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Ok, you're not gonna make me
feel bad about this, Templeton.
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I might.
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And you're awfully quiet, Frank.
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Don't worry, I'm screaming
plenty of things at you
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in my head.
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There's that snark,
that wry smile.
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Alright, backhand, slice.
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Bye.
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All clear.
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Ok, we're changing tactics.
We're gonna win.
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I am so sick of that jerk
just always gunning for my job
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and I need to wipe the smug
little smile off of his face.
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I like petty, competitive Emily.
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Yeah, she's sexy.
A little bit naughty, even.
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And I'm not allowed to say this
stuff at work
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so maybe I'll get disciplined.
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I'm really sorry about that, I-
I've switched birth control
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so I'm feeling a bit crazy.
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Ok, we need a plan.
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I think we all know
what we have to do.
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Oh, here we go.
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-Any excuse.
-Love it.
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-She loves it.
-Love it.
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I'm sorry, what do
we have to do?
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We have to dress the cats up
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and put pictures of them
on our website.
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And I should probably be
in charge of costume theme.
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We're not doing the
Jane Austen thing again.
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Why not?
It was so cute.
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The lizard in the bonnet
sat there for five months.
255
00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:31,158
And two of those months
it was dead.
256
00:08:31,236 --> 00:08:32,159
But it was cute.
257
00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:34,404
Ok, I am gonna pull rank
that I don't have.
258
00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:35,997
Wild West theme, everybody.
259
00:08:35,999 --> 00:08:37,924
Sheriffs, cowboys,
maybe a little bordello.
260
00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:38,758
Yes!
261
00:08:38,835 --> 00:08:39,500
That is what we're doing.
262
00:08:39,578 --> 00:08:40,501
I love the wild west.
263
00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:42,354
Yosemite Sam was always
my favorite Loony Toon.
264
00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:43,930
Everybody knows that
Bugs Bunny was the best.
265
00:08:43,932 --> 00:08:45,098
I'm not having this
argument again.
266
00:08:45,174 --> 00:08:46,099
Pepe LePew?
267
00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:47,025
Cancelled.
268
00:08:47,102 --> 00:08:48,026
Always ignored.
269
00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:49,085
[arguing]
270
00:08:49,087 --> 00:08:50,103
I can work with Wild West,
271
00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:53,256
I'm seeing lots of cotton
bloomers and bolo ties,
272
00:08:53,258 --> 00:08:55,275
so you two,
I need you on art supplies.
273
00:08:55,277 --> 00:08:57,351
I need you two on teeny-tiny
cat costumes.
274
00:08:57,429 --> 00:09:00,096
Ok. We need to make these cats
as adorable as possible
275
00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:01,114
as fast as possible.
-Yeah.
276
00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:02,874
Let's go, everybody. Let's go.
277
00:09:02,951 --> 00:09:03,616
Right now?
278
00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:04,784
Claws become features.
279
00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,270
The three-legged cat needs
to have a Civil War costume,
280
00:09:07,272 --> 00:09:08,713
give him a back story.
Let's go!
281
00:09:08,957 --> 00:09:09,864
[phone buzzing]
282
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,716
[Shred] Bainbridge Island
is back in!
283
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,277
Uh, don't use office hours
for trivial nonsense.
284
00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:16,203
You're supposed to be
ordering tiny cowboy hats.
285
00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:18,298
I don't know if I can
trust her now.
286
00:09:18,374 --> 00:09:20,784
I'm gonna double book a date
just so I have a back-up plan.
287
00:09:20,786 --> 00:09:23,044
Shred, I don't wanna get
involved in your emotional life,
288
00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:25,471
I've been consistent
and unwavering in that,
289
00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:27,381
but you seem a little nuts
with the dating.
290
00:09:27,459 --> 00:09:29,292
Oh, you and my mother.
291
00:09:29,294 --> 00:09:30,310
That's what she thinks,
292
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,386
that I haven't processed
all my feelings for Emily.
293
00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:35,131
Well, process this: boo hoo.
294
00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:37,300
You know what?
You and your mom covered it.
295
00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:39,152
I'm gonna tell you
what I told her.
296
00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,412
Don't clip my wings, mom.
297
00:09:40,488 --> 00:09:43,306
I'm flying into a world of
unknown romantic
298
00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:45,750
slash sexual opportunities.
299
00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:48,235
[Dispatch] Truck 12. Business
owner reporting missing animal.
300
00:09:48,237 --> 00:09:50,589
3247 Kinley Street.
301
00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,424
Truck 12 responding,
302
00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,635
Officer Shaw and his unhinged
passenger on their way.
303
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,080
[Patel] Frank is a great guy.
304
00:09:59,157 --> 00:10:00,673
I mean, if I had one
constructive criticism
305
00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,583
it would be that his dreams,
they're small.
306
00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:03,751
Not like you and me.
307
00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:05,011
Others see storm clouds,
308
00:10:05,163 --> 00:10:07,606
we see an opportunity
to invent the umbrella.
309
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,665
We get it.
310
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,424
I'm not investing in
no disgusting house.
311
00:10:10,426 --> 00:10:12,502
And if it's so great,
why don't you just buy it?
312
00:10:12,504 --> 00:10:13,778
Well, I've sunk
a lot of liquidity
313
00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:15,262
into children's piano lessons.
314
00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:18,265
Oh my gosh, I'm next in line.
This is very exciting.
315
00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:20,785
I've been on hold
for literally hours.
316
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,604
This is very unfortunate timing.
317
00:10:23,682 --> 00:10:26,249
No!!!!
318
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,352
[Frank] Oh boy.
319
00:10:29,537 --> 00:10:31,779
A psychic who can't find
their own pet.
320
00:10:31,781 --> 00:10:35,133
It's gonna be hard for me
to be my best self in there.
321
00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:37,451
So my monkey, Nirvana,
322
00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:40,287
she's the reincarnation
of Kurt Cobain.
323
00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:41,881
That's how she got her name.
324
00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:42,790
Yeah, I put two
and two together.
325
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,200
I got a little ESP of my own.
326
00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:48,054
I know she's going to be ok
because I can see she's safe.
327
00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:49,981
Wanna short cut this
and tell us where she is?
328
00:10:50,058 --> 00:10:51,057
It doesn't work like that.
329
00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:52,133
Of course not.
330
00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:54,227
Hey. We'll alert
the authorities.
331
00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:55,545
Well, actually,
it's actually us.
332
00:10:55,547 --> 00:10:58,214
But don't worry, we will
find your monkey.
333
00:10:58,216 --> 00:10:59,399
You have a kind aura.
334
00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:00,216
Thanks.
335
00:11:00,218 --> 00:11:01,660
Yours is more turbulent.
336
00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:02,719
What gave it away?
337
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:05,405
My overt hostility,
or that more than once
338
00:11:05,481 --> 00:11:07,056
I've implied that
you're a charlatan?
339
00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,224
Hey, can I ask you something?
340
00:11:08,226 --> 00:11:10,226
There's this girl
on Bainbridge Island--
341
00:11:10,228 --> 00:11:12,653
She's not worth it.
Too far away.
342
00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:15,248
Also, she's very indecisive.
343
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,584
Frank, she's good.
Ask her something.
344
00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:19,585
No.
345
00:11:19,662 --> 00:11:20,595
Come on.
346
00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:24,424
Are we gonna win
the ping pong table?
347
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,076
Seriously?
You can ask me anything.
348
00:11:27,078 --> 00:11:30,004
I can see into the future
or communicate with the dead.
349
00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:30,855
Fine.
350
00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:32,081
Reach out to my dead mother
and ask her
351
00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:34,341
if she thinks we're gonna win
the ping pong table.
352
00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:36,269
You're at a crossroads in life.
353
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:39,013
I can only see one path clearly
354
00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:42,033
and it's a path
of great loneliness.
355
00:11:42,110 --> 00:11:43,868
Have you considered
a dating app?
356
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,854
Just admit you don't know who's
gonna win the ping pong table.
357
00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,689
Ping pong is just a distraction.
358
00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:50,041
Underneath you don't think
359
00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:52,193
there's someone out there
for you.
360
00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:54,787
You've given up on love.
361
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:56,047
I just got a chill.
362
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,125
That chill is because strip mall
medium here can't afford heat.
363
00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:01,886
And she lost an entire monkey.
364
00:12:01,963 --> 00:12:03,179
Alright, let's go.
365
00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:04,538
Thank you.
366
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:08,042
[Frank] This bartender looks
like my uncle Jimmy.
367
00:12:08,711 --> 00:12:13,306
Holy crap, I think it's working.
Getting a lot of likes.
368
00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:13,806
Really?
369
00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:14,840
Here we go.
370
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,976
Ok. Some family wants to adopt
Billy the Kitten
371
00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:19,145
and the hairless call girl.
372
00:12:19,147 --> 00:12:20,296
[gasps]
Yes!
373
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:21,981
Still no takers on
the hairy call girl.
374
00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:22,723
[knocking]
375
00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:23,466
-Emily?
-Hey.
376
00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:24,484
Can I help you?
377
00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:26,319
I mean, you've been going
non-stop all day.
378
00:12:26,395 --> 00:12:28,988
Um, yeah, actually could you
hand me that tiny little
379
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,249
hang man's noose for
our cattle wrestler here?
380
00:12:31,326 --> 00:12:34,586
Wow, look at that.
You've got a real creative side.
381
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:36,312
Thanks.
382
00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:37,497
Ever thought about working
on a bigger canvas?
383
00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:39,816
No, I'm not investing
in your house, Patel.
384
00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:40,984
I'm taking an early lunch.
385
00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:42,093
Ok.
386
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,428
Agent.
387
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,263
Agent.
388
00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:47,323
I'm saying agent!
389
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:49,267
Officer Dudge approaching.
390
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,269
This is pandering,
whoring your pets.
391
00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:52,996
-Emily's in her office.
-Okay.
392
00:12:53,498 --> 00:12:55,331
This is pandering,
whoring your pets.
393
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,166
I've already registered
my complaint online.
394
00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:59,335
Wait, are you catdignity99?
395
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:00,445
Yes, I am.
396
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,189
'Cause someone has to speak
for those who have no voice.
397
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,191
Have you ever considered a vow
of silence in solidarity?
398
00:13:05,268 --> 00:13:06,342
Never.
399
00:13:06,678 --> 00:13:08,344
Doesn't your supervisor
ever wonder where you are?
400
00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:08,953
Yeah.
401
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,121
Oh, starting tomorrow
402
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,532
he will be able to find me
at our new ping pong table.
403
00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:13,683
I don't know.
404
00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:14,684
I mean, you wouldn't have come
all this way
405
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,186
if you weren't a little
sweaty and nervous.
406
00:13:17,188 --> 00:13:18,688
You know I have a diminished
thyroid,
407
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:19,856
so that is workplace harassment.
408
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:22,467
I can't keep track of all
your shrinking body parts.
409
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,028
Why don't you make a complaint
to one of your cat forums?
410
00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:25,953
Maybe I already did.
411
00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:26,712
-Oh, you did?
-Yeah.
412
00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:27,880
Oh, what did it say?
413
00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:32,143
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow,
414
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,394
he was mean to me.
415
00:13:35,631 --> 00:13:36,539
Hey, Shred.
416
00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:37,707
Hey, what's up?
417
00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:40,226
Hey yo, how come you haven't
asked me to invest yet?
418
00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:42,045
Ah, you're a young kid, man.
419
00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:43,154
You don't have that
kind of extra dough.
420
00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:44,989
I mean, you know I had
a lot of sponsors
421
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,533
when I was a snowboarder, right?
422
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:47,992
Really?
423
00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:50,553
Wait, so would you be
interested in investing?
424
00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:52,555
Oh, I wish I could.
425
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:55,074
Of course you just build me up
just to cut me down, huh?
426
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,168
Dude, I don't have time
for side projects right now.
427
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,728
I'm dating non-stop.
428
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,246
Let me take you by after work,
429
00:14:00,248 --> 00:14:03,842
you see the neighborhood
at night, no commitment.
430
00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,068
Alright, yeah.
431
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:07,494
I'm always looking for ways
to expand my portfolio.
432
00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:08,495
Yeah. That's it.
433
00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:09,572
Portfolio?
434
00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:11,407
I'm not worried.
We're leading by six
435
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:13,334
and closing time
is fast approaching.
436
00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:14,410
-[notification alert]
-Oh, boom.
437
00:14:14,412 --> 00:14:16,412
Found a home for
the labradoodle.
438
00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:19,858
Well, I wouldn't get
too confident because
439
00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:24,087
boom, just found a home for
Fluffy Frontier Pharmacist.
440
00:14:24,089 --> 00:14:26,255
[laughing] That was a picture
of a cappuccino.
441
00:14:26,257 --> 00:14:28,257
We will find a home for
Fluffy Frontier Pharmacists!
442
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:31,185
And all of the citizens
of Cat Town.
443
00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:34,080
Feels very desperate, people.
Very desperate.
444
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,708
That's an ace.
445
00:14:36,784 --> 00:14:37,709
That's a slice.
446
00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:40,420
[Victoria] Put a freaking agent
on the phone.
447
00:14:44,609 --> 00:14:45,425
Bam!
448
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,704
[Patel] Look at this.
Sycamore lined streets,
449
00:14:50,782 --> 00:14:54,225
I mean, this place just has
all the intangibles.
450
00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:57,120
Oof, there she is, right
in the middle of the block.
451
00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,971
What're all those people
doing there?
452
00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:01,974
Is that an open house?
That's not in the MLS.
453
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,651
You think they're doing
a pocket listing?
454
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,963
Look at those beams.
455
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,131
Welcome, I'm Ben.
456
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,056
Ah, you must be
the listing agent.
457
00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:09,815
Hi.
458
00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:11,984
Uh, no.
I'm Audrey's son.
459
00:15:12,061 --> 00:15:13,486
So help yourself to some food
460
00:15:13,562 --> 00:15:16,322
and the rabbi will begin prayers
in a few minutes.
461
00:15:16,324 --> 00:15:19,308
Oh. There's been a huge
misunderstanding.
462
00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:21,494
I'm so sorry, we thought
this was an open house.
463
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:26,666
I am so sorry for your loss.
That is just devastating.
464
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:28,909
But in regards to the house
465
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:31,337
have you guys come up
with an asking price?
466
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:33,489
Not that there's-
that's not for today.
467
00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:37,084
No, for today is about
your mother.
468
00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:39,495
We're-- um, we're gonna--
469
00:15:39,497 --> 00:15:40,663
Wait.
470
00:15:40,665 --> 00:15:42,348
Don't go.
471
00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:43,942
My mother didn't have
many friends
472
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,361
and we need ten people
for a minion.
473
00:15:50,266 --> 00:15:54,243
[singing Hebrew prayer]
474
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,375
Please be seated.
475
00:16:01,686 --> 00:16:03,670
[Hebrew prayer]
476
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,522
The house is great
for entertaining.
477
00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,524
Ten in the living room,
no problem?
478
00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:11,194
We come in low
but we come in fast.
479
00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:12,195
[phone ringing]
480
00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:15,789
Hello, Templeton.
Are you calling to concede?
481
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,459
I know you cheated.
We were up by three at 4:45.
482
00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,294
That ping pong table should
be ours, Frank!
483
00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:21,220
What can I tell ya?
484
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,314
An animal lover came in
right before the bell.
485
00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:25,224
But you still got that
pizza lunch, right?
486
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:27,134
What is it, two medium pies
for 30 people?
487
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,136
That sounds like fun.
Enjoy the stampede.
488
00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:31,155
I'm launching a
formal investiga--
489
00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:35,994
Alright guys, let's not get
too comfortable, ok?
490
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,328
This isn't permanent.
491
00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:39,330
You're leaving when we find you
new homes.
492
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,333
Except for you, Doc Whiskers.
Obviously you're staying.
493
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,243
Because I love you,
and I've always loved you.
494
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,169
I sure do.
495
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:48,131
Hey, what do you ladies
wanna watch, huh?
496
00:16:49,325 --> 00:16:51,175
What's happening to me?
497
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,996
[beeping]
498
00:16:56,074 --> 00:16:57,498
I can't talk, I'm on hold.
499
00:16:57,575 --> 00:17:00,018
Mock me all you want,
I need your help.
500
00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:02,169
I need you to get me
on those dating apps.
501
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:03,246
Aren't those for losers?
502
00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:04,022
Oh, absolutely.
503
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:06,024
And I am ready to join
their ranks.
504
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,275
I'll be right there.
505
00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,753
[meow]
506
00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:12,179
I know.
507
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,198
I was so embarrassed, you know?
508
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:16,034
And then my mom came
to pick me up from school
509
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,036
with a brand new baseball glove.
510
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,020
Which she probably has
in the basement somewhere
511
00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:21,781
along with every pair of cleats
I've ever owned.
512
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:22,740
[chuckles]
513
00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:25,284
She has a hard time
letting go of things.
514
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:30,122
Now I'm having a hard time
letting go of her.
515
00:17:30,124 --> 00:17:32,383
Thank you, Ben.
That was beautiful.
516
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,626
Beautiful.
517
00:17:33,702 --> 00:17:36,220
Would anyone else like to share?
518
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:37,263
I would.
519
00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:38,539
What?
520
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:43,119
Uh, being with all of you
has made me very aware
521
00:17:43,121 --> 00:17:45,063
of how hard it is to lose
someone you love.
522
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,123
To know that you can never
be together.
523
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:50,068
To know that your life
is forever changed.
524
00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:53,462
To know that she's with
someone else now.
525
00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:56,299
And the odds of finding somebody
with a radiant beauty
526
00:17:56,301 --> 00:17:58,484
that likes dressing cats
in adorable outfits
527
00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:00,394
is pretty much zero.
528
00:18:00,471 --> 00:18:04,156
And I've been running from
my feelings for a while,
529
00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:09,328
but the truth is I'm just
really, really sad.
530
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,329
I'm sad.
531
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:12,131
[sniffles]
532
00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:17,261
Thank you.
533
00:18:18,323 --> 00:18:20,122
You save animals for a living.
534
00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:21,766
I-- I don't understand
why you're fighting it.
535
00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:24,176
I think most women would
find that very appealing.
536
00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:26,253
There's so much more
to me than that.
537
00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:28,164
I'm a deep thinker.
538
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,000
I'm a graduate of
the school of life.
539
00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:32,835
Do you wanna add celibate
to the list?
540
00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:34,094
Look, it's very simple, Frank.
541
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,280
You are six foot four,
you don't have kids,
542
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:37,598
you save animals for a living.
543
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:41,026
It wouldn't hurt to mention
your shoe size, they look big.
544
00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:44,013
Can you at least add that I'm
a bourbon and scotch enthusiast?
545
00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:45,790
Yeah, sure.
Drinks too much.
546
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,791
Why don't we just lead
with that?
547
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,959
Alright, just say whatever
you want.
548
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:51,187
But don't use the photo of me
and the baby giraffe.
549
00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:53,038
Oh, it's good actually.
550
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,298
Yeah, my hair looked
good that day.
551
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:55,800
Vain.
552
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,210
You alright? You got pretty
emotional in there.
553
00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:58,970
Yeah.
554
00:18:59,213 --> 00:19:00,120
I mean, you probably
already know
555
00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:03,457
but I'm having some trouble
getting over Emily.
556
00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:04,600
Totally. Emily.
557
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,645
Honestly, I did not know that.
558
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:08,888
Really?
559
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:10,723
Yeah, you'd be surprised at
how self-centered I can be.
560
00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:12,299
Oh. Well, yeah.
561
00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:14,059
I guess I thought I was ready
to start dating
562
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:17,062
but I'm just not, man.
563
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,381
You'll get there, buddy.
564
00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:19,323
Thanks.
565
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,733
You know what might be nice?
566
00:19:20,809 --> 00:19:21,600
Hmm?
567
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,494
Just throw yourself
into a project.
568
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,164
Something with incredible
upside potential.
569
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,481
You really are self-centered.
570
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:28,332
You have no idea.
571
00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,910
Why do you want this house
so bad, anyway?
572
00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:33,153
Well, Maya is on bed rest,
my kids are monsters,
573
00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:35,080
I want something that's mine.
574
00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,156
I get that, man.
575
00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:37,066
Yeah.
576
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,135
I need something
that's mine, too.
577
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,554
Let's do it.
578
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:44,182
Really?
579
00:19:44,425 --> 00:19:46,350
Yeah, dude. Let's, like,
let's actually do it.
580
00:19:46,502 --> 00:19:47,593
Are you--?
581
00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:49,412
I'm serious. No, let's be, like,
real estate tycoons.
582
00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:51,414
Yes! Yes!
Let's run this town, baby!
583
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:52,356
Yeah, dude!
584
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:53,916
[laughing]
585
00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:55,084
Wait.
586
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:59,922
Hey, woah, in that tree,
is that a-- is that a monkey?
587
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:03,259
Ok, are you ready to unleash
your manhood
588
00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:04,593
on the greater Seattle area?
589
00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:06,262
What the hell app did you
sign me up for?
590
00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:07,538
Too late, we're live.
591
00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:10,950
I hope you meet someone great.
592
00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:12,117
I don't have a very
good track record.
593
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:13,377
No, neither do I.
594
00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:16,088
But I'm a lot younger than you
so I feel like I've got time.
595
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,700
[operator] Citizenship
and Immigration,
596
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:20,960
what can I do for you?
597
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,053
Oh my god!
598
00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:23,279
No way!
It's a real live actual person!
599
00:20:23,281 --> 00:20:24,296
Hello.
600
00:20:24,632 --> 00:20:28,451
Sorry, um, I just-- uh,
I have questions about uh,
601
00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:29,952
the application process.
602
00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:32,063
[operator] Hold on, let me
transfer you to that department.
603
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,457
Wait, no.
Do not put me on hold--
604
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:37,902
[growls]
I hate your country!
605
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,795
[operator] Hello, applications?
606
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:40,312
That was really quick.
607
00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:41,313
Hello?
608
00:20:41,557 --> 00:20:42,240
-Hang on, I'm coming!
-[operator] Hello?
609
00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:43,241
Just wait.
610
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,392
Wait a hot minute, I just
have to find you.
611
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:46,485
I'm coming.
Do not hang up.
612
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:47,303
[operator] Hello?
613
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,472
Do not hang up!
Do not hang up!
614
00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:50,081
[dial tone]
615
00:20:50,157 --> 00:20:51,499
[frustrated scream]
616
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,418
Hey, I've already gotten
two matches.
617
00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,046
Ah, one's a cousin.
618
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,152
Officer Taylor?
619
00:21:03,154 --> 00:21:05,154
I found your little friend.
620
00:21:05,156 --> 00:21:07,840
That's not my monkey.
621
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:10,417
I knew this was going to happen.
622
00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:15,331
Ladies and gentlemen, may I
present to you Lady Monkeyton.
623
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,608
[Victoria] She's totally
getting adopted.
624
00:21:17,685 --> 00:21:19,092
[Frank] She's so aristocratic.
625
00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:20,427
It's hard to believe that
just five minutes ago
626
00:21:20,429 --> 00:21:22,071
she was throwing her own feces.
627
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,507
Alright, who wants
to play ping pong?
628
00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:26,008
-[Shred] I'll play ping pong.
-[Frank] Let's go.
629
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:26,951
[Victoria] Yes.
630
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:32,623
Lady Monkeyton, you are the most
beautiful eligible monkey
631
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,017
in all of the land.
632
00:21:35,019 --> 00:21:36,627
You might get a proposal soon.