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♪

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Don't do it.

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Are you guys doing hot yoga
in here afterwards?

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'Cause this is ridiculous.

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[exaggerated teeth chattering]

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I know someone just mistakenly
bumped this

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'cause I know everyone respects
my directive

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to keep the temperature
at 76 degrees.

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Emily... you think that

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temperature standards
are sexist, right?

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Just a dated bias
towards men's metabolic rates.

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So, how exactly
did you get to 76?

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Victoria, you've got a woman's
metabolism, right?

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Yes.

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Terrific. What do you think
of 76 degrees?

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Honestly, the number means
nothing to me.

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I don't understand Fahrenheit
and I'm not going to learn it.

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Well played.

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-[pig squealing]
-[Shred] Pig!

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Pig! Pig!
Somebody help me cut him off.

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[Victoria] I'm going to go
this way.

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I was trying to give her a bath
but the tub door unlatched.

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[Victoria] Oh, oh, oh....

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[Shred] She's going around!

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Got her!

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No, I don't!

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What did you put on her
'cause she's super slick.

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It was conditioner to get out
the canola oil,

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which was to get out the gum,
which was my bad.

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Here, here. Take this.

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[Victoria] Wait, wait, wait!

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Wait, am I doing this

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just so you can say
pig in a blanket?

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Absolutely.

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Okay.

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[Frank] There you go.

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[pig squealing]

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There we go.
Yeah, there we go.

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[pig grunting]

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What's that?
Oh yeah.

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She prefers 72 degrees
as well.

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[opening title theme song]

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♪

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♪

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Okay. Good morning everyone.
So for today we have...

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Thought you could use
some extra fuel

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since you're down a man.

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[in unison]
Hey Rick!

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You are spoiling us.

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Oh, you are the best.

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Stop it, don't mind me.
Please do your boss thing.

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That's very nice of you.

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Um... okay. So, uh...
with Patel still out,

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uh, I thought Victoria
and Shred could do

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the presentation at
Sotomayor Elementary.

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-Switching up the teams.
-Mmhmm.

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Interesting.

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Yeah. Well, Frank
can't do school visits

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'cause he's too condescending.

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Yeah. If you don't know
what a mammal is by fifth grade

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I'm gonna take you down.

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Are you okay with some
positive energy in the truck?

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It's just, I don't wanna
shock you

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after months of abuse
and joylessness.

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Yeah.

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Maybe you could throw in
a couple eye rolls

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just to ease the transition.
Call me an idiot.

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I can do that.

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Yeah. I'd bring a phonebook
for him to sit on, maybe.

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He can see over the dash.
Bring some toys.

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Frank, if you need a hand today,
I'd be happy to ride along.

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Huh? Just like
the old days.

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Butch and Sundance?

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[chuckling]

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[imitating gun noises]

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Rick was the most tolerable
partner I've ever had.

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Stop it.

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You know, you don't need
to do that.

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No, it's fine.

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You know, I don't wanna
take advantage of you.

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I brought coffee
the past four days.

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Clearly, I miss being here.
Please.

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[begging]
Please!

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Please.

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Okay.

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Yay! Alright.

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That's fun.

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I'm back!

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[Shred] Patel!

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Hey!

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[all] Hey!!!!

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You're back!

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Oh... sorry
to kill the vibe.

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You still have one
more day of suspension.

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Yeah, totally.

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I was wondering if I could
come back a day early.

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All three of my kids are home
sick from school.

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It is unimaginable.

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Yeah, I guess you could do

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your online gun safety training
from here.

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That's fine.

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[sighs]
Oh, thank you.

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[Emily] Yeah, that's fine.

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Oh, hey. Patel. If you're back
just a quick heads up,

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you can't use
the panini press.

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I found a gob of gouda
last time.

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Come on, man.
That wasn't my gouda gob.

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I told you.

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Until Patel takes
responsibility

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for his fromage felony...

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I vote that we ban him
from the press.

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All in favor say aye.

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[in unison] Aye.

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What? All of you?

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Frank, can you come see me
in my office real quick?

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No problem.

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Can you imagine if
we had motorcycles?

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[laughing]

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We will.
Let's get them.

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Hey.

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Hey. I am just a little worried

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about Rick being out
in the field.

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I just really don't want him
to get hurt again.

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The chances of him losing
a second ear

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are near mathematically
impossible.

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I know. I know.

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Will you just make sure that
nothing happens to him?

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Well, of course,
he's my partner.

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Okay.

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It's just a little hard
to tell, uh,

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when you're being sarcastic
and when you're being sincere.

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Oh. This is my sarcastic look.

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Mmhmm.

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And this is my sincere look.

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Uh-huh-ha.

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Cool?

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Err... sure.

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Okay. Should we open with
the turtle and talk about

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how climate change is
eradicating its habitat?

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Err... that seems
a little heavy.

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Maybe we just have
the turtle eat a carrot.

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Okay.

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It feels weird to be
going back to school.

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Right? I'm actually
kinda nervous.

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School was tough for me.

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Really? I would've thought
teachers loved you.

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No, no. I was
always acting out

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and I couldn't sit still
in class.

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I had a really bad case of
ants in the pants,

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and probably dyslexia,
if I'm being honest.

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I really hated my teachers
because I went to this

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super strict parochial school
and they would shame me.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Do you think that's why
you're so...

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So what?

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Like free-spirited. Just...

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I don't...

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You know, like...
lifestyle wise.

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Hmm. What do you mean?

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I don't know.
No, it's stupid, never mind.

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I'm mess... I'm totally
messing with you.

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Yeah. No. That is
a big reason

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why I like sex and drugs
so much and hate authority.

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Yeah.

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Unless it's in the context
of role-play.

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You know what I mean?

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[chuckles nervously]

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Uh... yeah.
For sure. Cool.

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Do you remember when we worked
that software company party

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and brought the camel?

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[laughs]
Yeah.

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And somehow you got the camel
to spit on that tech bro?

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Yeah, you just tickle
their tummy.

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I learned it when I was with
the, uh, Peace Corps in Yemen.

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[chuckling]

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God. It's good to be back
in the saddle.

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[Dispatch] Truck 12.
Report of a spider loose

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at Tompkins Public Library.
1740 Denny Way.

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May I?

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But of course.

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Truck 12 responding.

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Truck 12.
How is it going out there?

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[Rick] Fine.

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Okay. Just checking in.

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Just wanna make sure
everything is okay.

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[Dispatch] Please keep this
line clear for incident calls.

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Yup. Just checking in.

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[Dispatch] Thank you.

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Okay. But I am the boss

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so I can check in
whenever I want to.

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[Dispatch] Oh, thank you.

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No, thank you.

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You're both heard
and appreciated.

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Sorry.

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How's the online
training going?

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So good. It's super
informative.

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Mmhmm. Mmhmm.

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The dog pays out two to one
so I owe you 10.

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Excuse me.

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Did I just hear about some
gambling on the premises?

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We got a little game of,

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"what's the next animal
to walk through the door?"

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Oh. And you are?

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Jack, the veterinary
tech assistant.

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Patel.

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Yeah, I know.
I've been here six months.

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Oh. So... you take in
a lot of action?

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Most of the support
staff plays.

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What? How did I not know
about this?

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You guys in the field
don't know

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half of what we get
up to in the office.

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Or our names apparently.

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What else am I missing?

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Friday classic movie lunch.

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We just wrapped up a
Preston Sturges run.

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Cool.

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Well, I gotta get back to this
online-training course.

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Hey. Quick question.
What's a rabbit pay out at?

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You think VIP means us?

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We're animal cops.

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What's more VIP in
elementary school.

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Yeah, sweet.

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[whispering] Where have
you guys been?

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We got here as fast
as we could.

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[whispering] It's been over
an hour.

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Storytime was a disaster.

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A girl knocked over the
terrarium and the spider bolted.

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What section is it in?

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[whispering] YA. All the way
in the back.

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This just got complicated.

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[whispering] Why?

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It's just that tween spiders
are particularly volatile.

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[whispering] Can you please
just go get the spider?

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We'll start in YA

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and then we'll flush it
to self-improvement.

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Okay.

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[phone chimes]

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Yes?

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Hey Frank...

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[Frank] Yes?

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Hey. How is it going?

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Well, same as it was
five minutes ago.

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It's weird that
you keep checking in.

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I know. I'm just, you know,
I'm a little worried.

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Yeah. I got that.

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Tarantula at 12 o'clock.

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Uh, what?
Those are super dangerous.

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I got it.

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[grunts]

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We did it!
We got her!

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[applause]

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[Frank] Teamwork!

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Shh!

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Man! A tarantula call!
Just awesome!

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That was fun.

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You did kinda jump
in front of me there.

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Sorta like you were
nervous for me.

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You want the truth?

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Only way I take my coffee.

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Emily's worried
you're gonna get hurt again

262
00:08:51,439 --> 00:08:53,923
and she asked me to keep
an eye on you.

263
00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:54,741
Ahh.

264
00:08:55,927 --> 00:08:57,277
I'm worried too.

265
00:08:57,353 --> 00:09:00,997
'Cause last time it was
my fault you got hurt.

266
00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,099
What are you
talking about?

267
00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:04,768
When you were getting
mauled by that mink,

268
00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:06,795
I... ran away.

269
00:09:07,956 --> 00:09:10,006
I was terrified.
I almost peed myself.

270
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,443
I'm sorry.

271
00:09:13,445 --> 00:09:14,368
Wait, what?

272
00:09:14,613 --> 00:09:16,370
I'm sorry you've had
to carry that around.

273
00:09:16,448 --> 00:09:17,889
God. How evolved are you?

274
00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,224
It was one moment, Frank.

275
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,117
Yeah. But, I mean,
I pride myself

276
00:09:21,119 --> 00:09:23,210
from being relatively brave.

277
00:09:23,288 --> 00:09:25,397
But something about that mink,

278
00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:30,217
it hit me in a primal place and
that one minute still haunts me.

279
00:09:30,295 --> 00:09:32,386
"It is not the events
that upset us,

280
00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:34,698
"it is our judgments
about them."

281
00:09:35,391 --> 00:09:36,390
Marcus Aurelius.

282
00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:38,151
When did you have time
to check out that book?

283
00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:39,485
I have a one swipe
express pass.

284
00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:42,414
I'm a bit of a frequent flyer
in the stoic section.

285
00:09:42,490 --> 00:09:43,415
Nerd.

286
00:09:43,491 --> 00:09:45,750
You've gotta stop
judging yourself.

287
00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:48,086
Everything worked out
the way it was supposed to.

288
00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:49,236
Great.

289
00:09:49,497 --> 00:09:51,739
Now I feel both absolved
and, uh, completely inferior

290
00:09:51,741 --> 00:09:52,999
as a human being to you.

291
00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:55,501
It reminds me
of, uh, Epictetus.

292
00:09:55,578 --> 00:09:56,577
He once said...

293
00:09:56,822 --> 00:09:59,489
Well, why don't we take
a quote break? Just...

294
00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:00,156
Right.

295
00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:04,227
"Do not express your
philosophy, embody it."

296
00:10:05,831 --> 00:10:06,846
That was another quote,
wasn't it?

297
00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:07,689
No.

298
00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:09,649
It was.

299
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,190
So this guy is one of
my personal faves.

300
00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:19,600
He's a white
New Zealand rabbit.

301
00:10:19,678 --> 00:10:21,861
Sadly, a lot of these guys
end up at the precinct

302
00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:23,196
just after Easter.

303
00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,181
[voice on PA system]
Would Fred Taylor
and Victoria Sands

304
00:10:25,183 --> 00:10:26,958
report to the Principal's
office?

305
00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:27,959
[children in unison]
Ooh!

306
00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:29,185
What? Are we in trouble?

307
00:10:29,445 --> 00:10:32,130
Can we just leave these-
We're gonna leave these here.

308
00:10:32,207 --> 00:10:34,007
Don't open that one.

309
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,468
[children in unison]
Ooh!

310
00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:40,788
So, I have this iguana.

311
00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:43,032
My daughter went to rehab
and I can't take care of it.

312
00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:45,201
You did the right thing
bringing it in.

313
00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:48,388
At 100 to one odds.
Yeah baby!

314
00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:50,056
[all groaning]

315
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,374
So, is it okay
if I leave it?

316
00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:54,152
Yes. Uh, thank you for being
a responsible citizen.

317
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,488
Okay. I don't know
what's happening

318
00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,472
but it doesn't really
seem like your job.

319
00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:02,476
No, it most certainly does not.
You have my Venmo.

320
00:11:02,554 --> 00:11:05,071
Patel! Online training.
What is happening?

321
00:11:05,073 --> 00:11:07,332
Can I be candid?
I've lost a little momentum.

322
00:11:07,409 --> 00:11:08,482
Yeah, you're not gonna
finish it

323
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,668
by the end of the day,
are you?

324
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,835
No, I'm gonna get it done
by tomorrow.

325
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,155
There is literally cheese
all over the kitchen.

326
00:11:14,232 --> 00:11:16,024
If there's manchego in there,
that's on me.

327
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:16,900
Or sharp cheddar.

328
00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:17,901
You know what?

329
00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:19,844
I'm just gonna do, like,
a general cheese clean.

330
00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:21,221
That would be great.

331
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,742
Why do you think you're here?

332
00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:26,667
[Shred] Umm...

333
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,019
We don't know.
[chuckles nervously]

334
00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:29,229
Stop fidgeting.

335
00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:34,008
Okay. Why don't you
tell us why we're here?

336
00:11:34,085 --> 00:11:36,269
Well, it seems that
some people

337
00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:39,589
think that they're very
important people.

338
00:11:39,591 --> 00:11:41,257
Oh, the parking spot.

339
00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:42,926
She's talking about
the parking spot.

340
00:11:42,928 --> 00:11:45,445
Yes, the VIP parking spot,

341
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:48,189
which is reserved for
hard-working personnel

342
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:50,934
who have gone above and beyond
the call of duty.

343
00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:52,101
I mean, you're teachers,
so...

344
00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:54,546
Señora Rosenblatt
earned it this month.

345
00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:55,621
[Victoria] Good for her.

346
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,531
Okay, uh, so do you want
us to move the truck then?

347
00:11:57,609 --> 00:11:58,717
What I would've liked

348
00:11:59,035 --> 00:12:02,387
is if you hadn't had parked
there in the first place.

349
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:04,389
Okay. Well, we can
fix that.

350
00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:06,632
Why don't you just point us
towards your time machine?

351
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:07,600
[laughing]

352
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:09,894
Oh. A comedienne.

353
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,215
So... the presentation today
wasn't enough?

354
00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,125
You need a second stage today?

355
00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:18,144
Getting attention any way
you can.

356
00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:20,387
Any way you can get it.
Yeah.

357
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:21,439
No.

358
00:12:21,591 --> 00:12:23,491
Please move your vehicle
to the outer lot.

359
00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:25,493
[Principal] Now.

360
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:26,694
Okay.

361
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,371
That is all.

362
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:33,810
Are you kidding me?!

363
00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:36,004
There's an open
spot right here!

364
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,650
Okay. I'm not a gambler

365
00:12:40,652 --> 00:12:44,078
but I'd go all in on that
being Señora Rosenblatt's car.

366
00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:45,989
Wait. So she had to park
right here.

367
00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:47,581
What's the big whoop?

368
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,324
I'm mad.

369
00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:50,009
She's wee and vindictive.

370
00:12:50,127 --> 00:12:51,085
[Victoria] Yeah.

371
00:12:51,162 --> 00:12:51,919
We gotta serve her back!

372
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:52,845
Okay.

373
00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:53,513
[Victoria] Hey.

374
00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:54,088
[Shred] What?

375
00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:55,315
Can you draw?

376
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,500
We shouldn't.

377
00:12:57,502 --> 00:12:58,443
I know.

378
00:12:59,671 --> 00:13:00,353
It'd be hilarious though.

379
00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:01,112
It really would.

380
00:13:01,189 --> 00:13:01,595
Yeah.

381
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,031
[both giggling]

382
00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:05,024
Can you do a willy?

383
00:13:05,101 --> 00:13:07,118
Oh, I can do a willy.

384
00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:12,365
Oh, you're going...
you're going horizontal.

385
00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:14,183
Nice. Oh. Wow.

386
00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:15,794
You really wanna
take up the canvas.

387
00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:16,669
Yeah.

388
00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,422
Oh. Yeah. Details.

389
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,025
Tada!

390
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:22,950
Perfect.

391
00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:23,951
Thank you.

392
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,452
-Let's get back to the kids.
-Yup.

393
00:13:26,214 --> 00:13:27,697
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Gimme a cat.

394
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:29,456
Any cat'll do. Come on.
Come on, come on.

395
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:31,792
[Patel] Dog! You've gotta be
kidding me!

396
00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:34,795
God, I can't catch a break!
How much am I down?

397
00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:35,888
700.

398
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:37,298
No, that can't be right.
That...

399
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,208
I'm probably gonna need some
collateral at this point.

400
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,652
Is your car title handy?

401
00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:43,321
Yeah. Let me just, uh...

402
00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:46,658
Really? I know where
you work, Patel.

403
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,201
Your desk is right there.

404
00:13:52,739 --> 00:13:54,240
Hey. What do you say
we grab some ribs

405
00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:56,150
to wash away any
lingering vulnerability

406
00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:57,894
from the confession.

407
00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,337
You thinking Memphis
or Texas style?

408
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,655
Oregon. They brine them
in pinot noir.

409
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:02,340
Ohhh.

410
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:03,508
[Dispatch] Truck 12.

411
00:14:03,993 --> 00:14:06,752
Report of an aggressive mink
loose at Dunsmuir Racquet Club.

412
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:09,097
Approach with extreme caution.

413
00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:14,501
Uh... Truck 12.
Can... can you repeat that?

414
00:14:14,579 --> 00:14:16,095
[Dispatch] Report of
an aggressive mink loose

415
00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,730
at Dunsmuir Racquet Club.

416
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:20,275
No way.

417
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,178
So, in conclusion,
Seattle may be a city

418
00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:27,014
but it's also home to
all kinds of critters.

419
00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:28,107
That's right.

420
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:31,870
And remember kids,
pugs not drugs.

421
00:14:31,946 --> 00:14:35,373
[applause]

422
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,266
[PA] Would
Fred Taylor and Victoria Sands

423
00:14:37,285 --> 00:14:39,285
please report to
the Principal's office?

424
00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:40,620
[children in unison]
Ooh!

425
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:41,787
[PA] Again.

426
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:43,131
Again?

427
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,699
[both giggling]

428
00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:49,095
Oh. You won't be laughing
when I call your supervisor.

429
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,431
Can she do that?

430
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:54,601
No gum.

431
00:15:02,218 --> 00:15:04,218
Oh, good! You're making
another sandwich.

432
00:15:04,295 --> 00:15:06,312
Just one last panini before
I get into the deep clean.

433
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:08,406
Mmhmm. Well, I have
something for you.

434
00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:12,135
Your three-animal parlay hit and
I had to Google what that meant.

435
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:13,819
Dolores told me everything.

436
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:15,655
Seriously?

437
00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:16,664
You're a field guy.

438
00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:19,659
You were always
gonna take the fall.

439
00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:22,328
Patel, you know, I am... I am
extending your suspension.

440
00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:23,996
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't do that.

441
00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:24,997
You don't want me,
I'm the small fish.

442
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:26,165
You want Jack.
He's the kingpin.

443
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,833
Yeah, well Jack has
two open lawsuits

444
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:28,909
against the department
right now

445
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:30,244
so he's kind of untouchable.

446
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:31,745
Listen to me, you can't
suspend me for another week.

447
00:15:31,823 --> 00:15:33,414
My kids have bronchitis
for God knows how long.

448
00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:36,509
Bronchitis lingers, Emily.
It lingers.

449
00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:39,437
How is that my problem?
I'm... I'm sorry.

450
00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:40,438
What? No.

451
00:15:40,715 --> 00:15:42,273
Hey, hey. The punishment
doesn't fit the crime.

452
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:42,941
Sorry.

453
00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:43,942
Emily, hey!

454
00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:44,859
What?

455
00:15:45,837 --> 00:15:47,111
Oh... this isn't
about me bonding

456
00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:48,262
with the support staff
at all.

457
00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:51,598
This is about you
and some side feelings

458
00:15:51,676 --> 00:15:53,542
that you're having that
you're taking out on me.

459
00:15:53,544 --> 00:15:54,768
What are you talking about?

460
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,121
Are you worried about Rick
being out in the field again

461
00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:58,623
because you're vibing
with him?

462
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,291
Wha... What?

463
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,126
You know, as a married guy
I have certain insights.

464
00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:03,795
And you're... you're vibing
and you're freaking out

465
00:16:03,871 --> 00:16:04,854
because you're worried

466
00:16:05,039 --> 00:16:05,964
that he's gonna get
hurt again or something.

467
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,800
No. There is no...
there is... there is no vibe.

468
00:16:08,876 --> 00:16:10,376
There's no vibe!
There's no vibe!

469
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:11,527
Let me assure you,

470
00:16:11,863 --> 00:16:13,304
what happened out there
was a very rare situation.

471
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,098
It's not gonna happen again.

472
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,386
Hey! Rick's responding
to another mink call.

473
00:16:20,463 --> 00:16:21,462
[both] What?

474
00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:23,055
If that pays out
that's 50 to one!

475
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,208
[laughing]

476
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,151
God, I hope Rick's okay.

477
00:16:31,474 --> 00:16:33,508
Hey. We're here
about the mink.

478
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:34,617
He's on court seven.

479
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,666
Oh, man.

480
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,076
This is your moment.

481
00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:45,578
Our moment, yes.

482
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:46,504
Your moment.

483
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:48,673
To face your regret
and rectify it

484
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,399
and let you be
totally integrated

485
00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:52,752
with the man you know
you are.

486
00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:54,570
Imagine the catharsis.

487
00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:56,180
Absolutely. Totally.

488
00:16:56,257 --> 00:16:58,090
But imagine your catharsis

489
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,685
at facing down arguably
your greatest enemy,

490
00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:03,913
capturing it and then righting
this wrong in the universe.

491
00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:07,917
I've already said that my enemy
was my archangel in disguise.

492
00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:08,693
This is all you.

493
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:11,029
Rick... I insist.

494
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,013
You wanna go in together?

495
00:17:13,091 --> 00:17:14,699
I just don't wanna steal
your catharsis.

496
00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:17,368
Okay.

497
00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:29,288
[Frank] What the?!

498
00:17:29,365 --> 00:17:33,292
Hey! Rick! Rick!
Come on, man!

499
00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,444
How's it feel
to be abandoned?!

500
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,296
Rick. Open the door!
It's in here with me!

501
00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:40,116
Rick, what are you doing?
Rick, please!

502
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:40,516
[mink hissing]

503
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:49,716
[panting]

504
00:17:49,794 --> 00:17:50,976
I'm sorry.

505
00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:52,236
It's okay.

506
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:53,296
Oh! The latch!

507
00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:54,797
The latch, latch,
latch, latch, latch!!!

508
00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:56,132
Oh, it's on.
It's on. It's on.

509
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:58,467
Oh... I'm sorry.
PTSD.

510
00:17:58,469 --> 00:18:00,653
That's how he got me
last time.

511
00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:03,306
Man, I got some stuff
bubbling up, huh?

512
00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:04,123
Yeah.

513
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,826
So, you gonna let me out?

514
00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:11,238
Hmm? Yes. Yeah. Whoo!
He's in there, right?

515
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,148
Yeah.

516
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,482
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm all good.

517
00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,000
I didn't mean to do that,
sorry. Sorry, sorry.

518
00:18:15,077 --> 00:18:16,219
It's all good, baby.

519
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,007
[knocking on door]

520
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:23,584
Well, that must be
your supervisor.

521
00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:24,977
Come in.

522
00:18:27,515 --> 00:18:30,924
Oh. I was expecting someone
named Emily?

523
00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:32,926
You got Emily's boss.
Amit Patel.

524
00:18:33,004 --> 00:18:33,945
This was too important

525
00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:36,839
so I had to shoot it
right upstairs to me.

526
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:40,192
Sadly, I am an expert
in these two.

527
00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:41,101
Mmhmm.

528
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,578
What do you have to say
for yourselves?

529
00:18:44,773 --> 00:18:47,366
I guess... we're sorry.

530
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:48,200
Yeah, I guess
we're sorry.

531
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:49,685
Oh, you guess you're sorry?

532
00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:52,188
Do apologies like that fly
at Sotomayor Elementary?

533
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:53,113
No, they don't.

534
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:54,799
Nor do they at Precinct 22!

535
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:58,210
So let me do it for you
the right way.

536
00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,529
I sincerely apologize.

537
00:19:00,531 --> 00:19:04,216
Not only to you personally but
to the entire school district.

538
00:19:04,218 --> 00:19:06,293
And it goes without saying
that we will be paying

539
00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:10,297
any cost related to removing
any offending genitalia.

540
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,298
Yuck!

541
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:13,484
Well, I appreciate that.

542
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,970
[sighs] And we appreciate
you, Principal.

543
00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:19,198
I hope to see you again.
Let's go.

544
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:21,233
-Now!
-Yup.

545
00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:23,536
[Patel] And I can
promise you, this is not
the end of it for them.

546
00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:24,236
Thank you.

547
00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,329
Did you want some gum?

548
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,056
No. You guys are lucky
I picked up the phone.

549
00:19:27,058 --> 00:19:28,666
Yes. Thank you so much,
partner.

550
00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:30,334
I'm not sure you two make
a good combo.

551
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,395
Hmm, yeah. From, like,
a work perspective...

552
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:33,320
no, probably not.

553
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,505
No, but from a
vandalism standpoint

554
00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:36,657
I think we really
complement each other.

555
00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:38,250
[both giggling]

556
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:40,569
Okay. Well, I gotta get
outta here.

557
00:19:40,571 --> 00:19:41,512
Let's go.

558
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,476
-[Patel] Guys.
-[both giggling]

559
00:19:51,582 --> 00:19:54,767
Rick, this is gonna sound
weird but I wanna thank you

560
00:19:54,843 --> 00:19:59,030
for locking me in the octagon
with the Royce Gracie of minks.

561
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,440
I actually feel a sense
of catharsis.

562
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,759
I got a good glimpse
of my shadow self.

563
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:06,946
I'm so disappointed.
I can't imagine how you feel.

564
00:20:07,022 --> 00:20:10,708
Dude. We're square.
It's all good, really.

565
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,455
Some say this is John Huston's
finest work.

566
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:19,866
That is debatable but what's not
is that this is a riveting film

567
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:23,054
and epitomizes the genre
known as noir.

568
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:26,039
Ladies and gentlemen...
The Maltese Falcon.

569
00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:27,975
[applause]

570
00:20:33,624 --> 00:20:34,649
Black and white?

571
00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:40,220
I've been texting you!
We got a call.

572
00:20:40,298 --> 00:20:41,239
Oh, seriously?

573
00:20:41,557 --> 00:20:43,908
Yeah, seriously.
We're responders, we respond.

574
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:45,726
That's our job.
Let's go.

575
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:46,652
Okay.

576
00:20:46,821 --> 00:20:48,320
It's alright, man.
You belong in the field.

577
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,306
Truth is, you can't afford
to be in the office.

578
00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:51,657
Hey, I'm gonna get you
that 500 bucks.

579
00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,417
And when you do,
you'll get your phone back.

580
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,644
Bye guys.

581
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,646
Did you want me
to turn these off?

582
00:20:57,648 --> 00:20:59,406
-Yeah.
-Yes, please.

583
00:20:59,484 --> 00:21:00,424
[all] Come on!

584
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:02,260
[booing]