1 00:00:00,758 --> 00:00:02,658 [upbeat jazzy music] 2 00:00:02,655 --> 00:00:04,375 ♪ She was unemployed, unhappy, 3 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,859 ♪ She had no cash! 4 00:00:05,862 --> 00:00:07,002 ♪ Pretending to be classy, 5 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,720 ♪ but just poor white trash. 6 00:00:08,724 --> 00:00:10,074 The tragic but true fact is 7 00:00:10,068 --> 00:00:11,378 ♪ a bitter aging actress 8 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:14,479 ♪ whose agent just recently dropped her, ♪ 9 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,282 ♪ sitting on her ass drinking cheap boxed wine ♪ 10 00:00:17,275 --> 00:00:20,025 ♪ 'til she took a bogus class while at home online, ♪ 11 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:22,974 ♪ Finished that, came in last, barely passed ♪ 12 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:26,135 ♪ Now the bitch calls herself a doctor! ♪ 13 00:00:26,137 --> 00:00:28,997 ♪ Who would have guessed that this pony would treat ♪ 14 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,930 ♪ the craziest of the showbiz elite! ♪ 15 00:00:32,931 --> 00:00:36,001 ♪ And now the only thing more distant and more scary ♪ 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,140 ♪ is her slutty blonde assistant, that dumb whore Sherry ♪ 17 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:41,787 ♪ You don't wanna be on her client list ♪ 18 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:44,833 ♪ It's Dr Jackie! 19 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:48,857 ♪ The unlicensed psychotherapist ♪ 20 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,210 [door closing sharply] 21 00:00:51,206 --> 00:00:54,276 [upbeat jazzy music] 22 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,970 [Sherry sobbing] 23 00:00:58,965 --> 00:01:00,165 Good morning - 24 00:01:00,172 --> 00:01:02,762 Oh God! What a gorgeous day, huh? 25 00:01:04,137 --> 00:01:06,857 We are so fortunate to help people the way we do. 26 00:01:06,862 --> 00:01:09,312 We really are. I mean, hashtag blessed. 27 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:10,520 Am I right? 28 00:01:10,517 --> 00:01:12,207 [hoarsely] I guess so- 29 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,446 You guess so? 30 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:16,167 Have you been crying? 31 00:01:16,172 --> 00:01:17,002 No. Why? 32 00:01:18,586 --> 00:01:20,376 Well, your eyes are all red and glassy. 33 00:01:20,379 --> 00:01:21,659 Now either you've been crying 34 00:01:21,655 --> 00:01:23,235 or you've been smoking meth! 35 00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:26,071 Now, which is it, young lady? 36 00:01:26,068 --> 00:01:28,478 Okay. I've been crying- 37 00:01:28,482 --> 00:01:31,932 But why? You've got a great job. 38 00:01:31,931 --> 00:01:35,791 You are what some people might consider- 39 00:01:35,793 --> 00:01:38,343 relatively attractive. 40 00:01:38,344 --> 00:01:41,454 And other than that persistent cough 41 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:45,168 and the mole on your shoulder that keeps changing shape, 42 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:46,722 you've got your health. 43 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:48,764 Listen, I don't wanna bring my problems to work. 44 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:49,998 Okay? 45 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,240 You hired me to be a professional. 46 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:55,521 Just because my boyfriend Joe dumped me last night, 47 00:01:55,517 --> 00:01:58,337 on stage in front of all my friends and family 48 00:01:58,344 --> 00:02:00,174 at a karaoke bar 49 00:02:00,172 --> 00:02:01,242 on my birthday 50 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:05,689 doesn't mean that I have to fall apart emotionally. 51 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:06,519 [quietly] Okay? 52 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:07,967 I'm fine. 53 00:02:07,965 --> 00:02:09,545 Oh boy. Um, well- 54 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:14,663 what's my first appointment today? 55 00:02:14,655 --> 00:02:15,785 Meryl. 56 00:02:15,793 --> 00:02:17,283 Oh God. 57 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:19,445 She's already called to say that she's stuck in traffic 58 00:02:19,448 --> 00:02:21,098 on the five freeway and she's gonna be 59 00:02:21,103 --> 00:02:22,833 at least 30 minutes late. 60 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:23,857 Oh, puh-leeze! 61 00:02:23,862 --> 00:02:26,142 That is such just bullshit! 62 00:02:26,137 --> 00:02:29,137 Just between you and me, Meryl is a compulsive liar. 63 00:02:29,137 --> 00:02:31,207 That's why she's so good at what she does. 64 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:35,996 Turns out great acting is nothing more than just good lying. 65 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:39,280 Oh, and being able to do accents. 66 00:02:39,275 --> 00:02:41,405 [Sherry blubbering incoherently] 67 00:02:41,413 --> 00:02:43,213 What did I say? 68 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,376 Sorry. It's just- 69 00:02:44,379 --> 00:02:45,969 My first date with Joe, 70 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:48,755 it was a double feature of "Sophie's Choice" 71 00:02:48,758 --> 00:02:50,998 and " A Cry in the Dark." 72 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,860 Wow. That sounds fun. 73 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:55,312 Listen, since Meryl is running late, 74 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:59,280 and seeing how I didn't get you a birthday present, 75 00:02:59,275 --> 00:03:03,235 how about I treat you to an emergency session right now? 76 00:03:03,241 --> 00:03:06,451 An emergency session? What do you mean? 77 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:09,448 You and me right now in my office. 78 00:03:10,862 --> 00:03:14,212 For the next 30 minutes, you are not my receptionist. 79 00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:18,616 You are my severely depressed, deeply disturbed patient. 80 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,860 But- 81 00:03:19,862 --> 00:03:22,032 I'm not gonna take no for an answer. 82 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,074 Happy birthday, Shirley. 83 00:03:24,068 --> 00:03:25,238 It's Sherry! 84 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:28,244 I know that, silly. 85 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,791 I was just trying to make you smile. 86 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,003 Boop! 87 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,790 [mild jazz music] [typewriter clacking] 88 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:35,103 All right, now just relax 89 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:37,003 and tell me what happened last night. 90 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,210 Well, like I said, we went to my favorite karaoke bar. 91 00:03:40,206 --> 00:03:42,236 I invited all my friends and family. 92 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:44,591 I mean, I wanted everybody to be there because you know, 93 00:03:44,586 --> 00:03:46,656 turning 30 is a big deal, right? 94 00:03:46,655 --> 00:03:49,475 [awkward silence] 95 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:52,275 Go on. 96 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,065 So everything is going great. 97 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,688 I started to open my presents. 98 00:03:55,689 --> 00:03:59,339 Oh my God! I got so many amazing things. 99 00:03:59,344 --> 00:04:01,764 These really cute bejeweled flip flops 100 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:03,858 from my cousin Cindy, 101 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:06,072 a Shellfish of the Month Club membership 102 00:04:06,068 --> 00:04:08,408 from my neighbor Jan, 103 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:11,173 and an Instant Pot from my aunt Marcia 104 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:14,522 and her much older lesbian lover, Alice. 105 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:17,903 Cindy, Jan, Marcia, and Alice? 106 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:19,096 [Jackie scoffing] 107 00:04:19,103 --> 00:04:20,933 Where were Bobby, Peter and Greg? 108 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:22,971 Ugh. They couldn't make it. 109 00:04:22,965 --> 00:04:25,065 So anyway, everything is going great. 110 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:27,028 I blew out the candles on my cake. 111 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:30,384 My mom made my favorite cake. Oh my God! 112 00:04:31,758 --> 00:04:35,618 Low-fat gluten-free vegan fairtrade lemon cake 113 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:39,450 with goat yoghurt icing sweetened by monkfruit. 114 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:40,788 Wait a minute, 115 00:04:40,793 --> 00:04:43,003 goat yoghurt isn't vegan. 116 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,660 Oh my God. Are you sure? 117 00:04:44,655 --> 00:04:46,165 Okay. Listen, what do I know? 118 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:48,032 I'm a therapist. Not a nutritionist. 119 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:49,554 Let it go. 120 00:04:49,551 --> 00:04:50,901 Please continue. 121 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,313 So everything's going great. 122 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:55,000 But that's when it dawned on me that- wait a minute! 123 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,790 My boyfriend, Joe hasn't given me a present yet. 124 00:04:57,793 --> 00:05:02,243 That's when he jumps on stage to dedicate a song to me. 125 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:04,341 And I'm like thinking to myself, 126 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:07,794 Okay, Sherry, why do you gotta be such a negative Joanne- 127 00:05:07,793 --> 00:05:08,693 Nancy. 128 00:05:08,689 --> 00:05:09,659 Huh? 129 00:05:09,655 --> 00:05:11,375 The phrase is Negative Nancy. 130 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,999 The alliteration? 131 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:13,860 O-kay. 132 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,690 So anyway, he gets on stage to sing 133 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:19,759 what I thought was going to be our song, 134 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:22,448 Happily Ever After by Billy Eilish. 135 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,478 But no, he starts to sing 136 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:27,242 Fuck You by Ceelo Green. 137 00:05:27,241 --> 00:05:28,211 He didn't. 138 00:05:28,206 --> 00:05:29,026 He did. 139 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:29,904 No. 140 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:30,716 Yes. 141 00:05:30,724 --> 00:05:31,554 Fuck- 142 00:05:31,551 --> 00:05:32,381 You. 143 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:34,659 Fuck you. 144 00:05:34,655 --> 00:05:36,475 [shouting] FUCK YOU! 145 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:37,902 Okay. I get it. 146 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:42,236 The whole time he's singing Fuck You, 147 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,001 he's pointing right at me. 148 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,280 I'm looking around, like, 149 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:46,615 what is going on? 150 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:48,140 All of a sudden he's like, 151 00:05:48,137 --> 00:05:50,547 "That's it, I've had it with you, bitch. I'm outta here. 152 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,171 You're so fucking annoying." 153 00:05:52,172 --> 00:05:54,972 Drops the mic and walks out. 154 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:57,825 Needless to say, party was over. 155 00:05:57,827 --> 00:05:59,717 All right. Now, Sherry, be honest. 156 00:05:59,724 --> 00:06:01,624 Did this just come out of nowhere? 157 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:04,590 Or looking back, had there been signs 158 00:06:04,586 --> 00:06:07,856 that there was trouble in paradise? 159 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:10,552 Well, I mean, he called me bitch all the time. 160 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:11,791 I don't know. 161 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:13,553 He did quit his job at one point, 162 00:06:13,551 --> 00:06:16,621 so he could focus on his band, Satan's Nutsack, 163 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,660 and quit paying half of his rent. 164 00:06:18,655 --> 00:06:19,855 [Sherry gasping] 165 00:06:19,862 --> 00:06:21,552 There was that one time he kicked in the TV 166 00:06:21,551 --> 00:06:23,551 just because I innocently said 167 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:26,451 Benedict Cumberbatch had a cute name. 168 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:27,968 Sherry. 169 00:06:27,965 --> 00:06:31,995 Why did you put up with such a clearly abusive asshole? 170 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,590 I don't know. 171 00:06:33,586 --> 00:06:37,996 Well, did he have any redeeming qualities? 172 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,450 He knew karate? 173 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:40,278 No! 174 00:06:41,758 --> 00:06:45,588 Remember this morning when you said hashtag blessed? 175 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:46,406 Mm-hm. 176 00:06:46,413 --> 00:06:48,313 Well, he was blessed. 177 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:52,170 Down below. 178 00:06:52,172 --> 00:06:53,002 Oooooh- 179 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,723 so you were dickmatized. 180 00:06:56,724 --> 00:06:58,244 Dickmatized? 181 00:06:58,241 --> 00:07:00,381 Yes. Dickmatized. 182 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,969 That's when, how can I say this in a tasteful way? 183 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,995 When a guy's huge cock blinds you 184 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,380 to his douchebag bullshit ways. 185 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:12,099 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. 186 00:07:12,103 --> 00:07:14,973 I mean, look, I don't wanna question your authority, 187 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:18,335 Dr. Jackie, you know more than I do, but that's just not me. 188 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:19,624 No way, no how. 189 00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:22,378 Sherry, if you're open to it, 190 00:07:22,379 --> 00:07:24,099 I'd like to do a little exercise. 191 00:07:24,103 --> 00:07:25,903 I did hot yoga this morning. 192 00:07:25,896 --> 00:07:27,686 Not that, you idiot. 193 00:07:27,689 --> 00:07:29,899 It's my birthday! 194 00:07:29,896 --> 00:07:32,306 Different kind of exercise. 195 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:36,339 It's called word association. I'm going to say a word, 196 00:07:36,344 --> 00:07:37,664 and you say the first thing 197 00:07:37,655 --> 00:07:40,095 that pops into your pretty little head. 198 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:40,973 Okay! 199 00:07:40,965 --> 00:07:41,785 All right. 200 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:42,623 Mm-hm! 201 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,450 You ready? 202 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:44,278 I'm ready. 203 00:07:44,275 --> 00:07:45,475 All right. Okay. 204 00:07:45,482 --> 00:07:46,622 [Sherry and Jackie taking a deep breath] 205 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:47,520 Relationship. 206 00:07:47,517 --> 00:07:48,337 Dick. 207 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:50,860 Commitment. 208 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:51,692 Cock. 209 00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:54,973 Love. 210 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:56,685 Big fat uncut tool. 211 00:07:57,517 --> 00:07:58,337 Oh dear. 212 00:07:58,344 --> 00:07:59,484 What? 213 00:07:59,482 --> 00:08:01,172 This is worse than I thought. 214 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:02,412 Huh? 215 00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:05,553 Sherry, do you remember the day we met? 216 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,211 When I interviewed for this job? 217 00:08:08,206 --> 00:08:09,786 Of course, yes. 218 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,623 It was a long time ago, 219 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:15,170 but I remember it like it was yesterday, 220 00:08:15,172 --> 00:08:16,972 yesterday, yesterday- 221 00:08:18,103 --> 00:08:20,213 Why would you say yesterday three times? 222 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:22,996 Because it's a flashback, stupid. 223 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 [twinkly music] 224 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,830 Thank you for coming in, Shirley. 225 00:08:26,827 --> 00:08:28,027 It's Sherry. 226 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:29,554 [Jackie chuckling] 227 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,481 I know that, silly. I was just trying to make you smile. 228 00:08:31,482 --> 00:08:32,282 Oh! 229 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:33,205 [Sherry giggling] 230 00:08:33,206 --> 00:08:34,756 Now, I have read your resume, 231 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:36,758 and although three years as the assistant night manager 232 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:39,138 at an Arby's is very impressive, 233 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:41,547 I'm afraid It's not the kind of experience 234 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:43,521 that I was looking for. 235 00:08:43,517 --> 00:08:45,027 I know, 236 00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:47,594 I understand how stuffing a beef and cheddar into a bag 237 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:48,996 and asking people, 238 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,030 "how many packets of barbecue sauce would you like?" 239 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:53,934 is not the same as working in a busy office 240 00:08:53,931 --> 00:08:58,931 of a successful psychotherapist, but I really need this job. 241 00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:02,519 You see, last night I broke up with my boyfriend, Lance. 242 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:06,617 He'd been treating me really badly and disrespectfully 243 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:09,170 and just, you know, generally an asshole to me. 244 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:10,452 So I kicked him out. 245 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:12,378 But the problem is we still work together 246 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:15,029 at the previously mentioned Arby's restaurant. 247 00:09:15,034 --> 00:09:17,384 It's not really a restaurant. 248 00:09:17,379 --> 00:09:18,719 Potato potato. 249 00:09:20,137 --> 00:09:24,277 The point is I now have to pay full rent on the apartment, 250 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:26,135 'cos I'm there alone. 251 00:09:26,137 --> 00:09:28,717 I don't know what to do, but I know what I can do. 252 00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:33,384 I can work really hard. I promise to give you 109%. 253 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:36,971 I'll be the hardest work you've ever seen. 254 00:09:36,965 --> 00:09:40,165 That way, you have time to do what you do best, 255 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:43,622 help crazy people be a little less crazy. 256 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:47,167 I like your attitude, young lady. 257 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,662 And I also like the fact 258 00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:51,755 that you kicked that jerk boyfriend's butt to the curb. 259 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,378 So what do you say? 260 00:09:53,379 --> 00:09:54,899 I say, congratulations. 261 00:09:54,896 --> 00:09:55,826 [Sherry gasping in delight] 262 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,337 You're hired. 263 00:09:57,344 --> 00:10:00,764 Oh thank you, Dr. Jackie! I promise I won't let you down. 264 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,068 [twinkly music] 265 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,548 [Jackie] Where's that girl I hired? 266 00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:04,381 Hmm? 267 00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:05,899 [uplifting music] 268 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,376 The one that wouldn't put up with any crap from a guy, 269 00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:10,479 no matter how much meat was swinging between his legs, 270 00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:11,902 where is she? 271 00:10:11,896 --> 00:10:13,206 She's right here. 272 00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,926 She's right here in front of you! 273 00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:18,591 And all it took was that black and white flashback 274 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:21,996 to remind me of who I am and what I want. 275 00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:24,756 Thank you, Dr. Jackie. 276 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,998 [door opening in hallway] 277 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:26,900 [Meryl] Hello? Is anyone fucking here? 278 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:28,206 Oh shit, it's Meryl. 279 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:30,206 Go tell her I'll be with her in a minute. 280 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,656 Yes ma'am! 281 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:32,585 Oh, and Sherry. 282 00:10:32,586 --> 00:10:33,716 Yes. Dr. Jackie? 283 00:10:33,724 --> 00:10:35,554 Don't believe a word she says. 284 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,071 Remember, she's a fucking liar. 285 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:43,520 [relaxing jazzy music] 286 00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:46,973 [phone ringing] 287 00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:48,135 Hey, Dr. Jackie. 288 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:49,827 It's John Cameron Mitchell. 289 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:52,067 Oh, hi, John Cameron Mitchell, 290 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,378 legendary star of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch." 291 00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:56,899 How can I help you? 292 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,276 I have a question for you. 293 00:10:58,275 --> 00:11:01,205 I just played Joe Exotic in a TV series. 294 00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:02,406 Uh-huh. 295 00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,073 And you know, it's a blonde mullet, 296 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:07,828 you know, I'm used to the Hedwig blonde wig, 297 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:12,757 but I never really thought about going out and getting laid 298 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:14,308 in the Hedwig wig. 299 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:15,930 What seems to be the problem? 300 00:11:15,931 --> 00:11:17,791 Can I wear the mullet out? 301 00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:20,483 As a kind of, you know, 302 00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:22,662 honey to attract the bees? 303 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:26,143 I say, hell yes. 304 00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:27,547 At our age, 305 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:31,481 we are allowed to do whatever it takes to get laid. 306 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,662 Let me know if it works, 307 00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:33,615 'cos if it does, 308 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,860 hell, I'll even put on a wig. 309 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:36,792 [Jackie chuckling] 310 00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:38,693 Thank you, Dr. Jackie. 311 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:39,929 All right. 312 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:41,791 Your insight is always overwhelming to me. 313 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:45,283 I'm so glad I came to you. That makes so much sense. 314 00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:46,445 Thank you so much. 315 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,718 [Jackie giggling] 316 00:11:47,724 --> 00:11:48,594 Bye bye. 317 00:11:48,586 --> 00:11:51,716 [upbeat jazzy music] 318 00:11:51,724 --> 00:11:53,074 [dynamic music] 319 00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:54,548 As a professional entertainer, 320 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,551 it's important that I look my best. 321 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:59,621 That's why I use the luxurious but affordable products 322 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,760 from Aaron Carre's skincare, 323 00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:04,618 moisturizers, exfoliants, and more. 324 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:09,000 Everything you need to look your best at any age. 325 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,550 Try Aaron Carre skincare today. 326 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,168 Here's your lunch! 327 00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:19,972 [paper sliding across wood] 328 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:22,997 Have a seat. 329 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,210 Who the hell are you, 330 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,546 and how could this possibly be my lunch? 331 00:12:26,551 --> 00:12:27,381 Oh, hi! 332 00:12:29,103 --> 00:12:29,973 I'm Pete, 333 00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:34,137 with the Try, Try Again temp agency, 334 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:38,097 giving hard-to-employ people another chance since 1989? 335 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:39,453 I'm filling in for Sherry 336 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:41,478 while she gets her elbow reduction. 337 00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:43,002 Elbow reduction? 338 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,210 Mm-hm. Apparently it's a thing. 339 00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,756 She'll be back on Monday. 340 00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:49,168 It's a surprisingly fast recovery period. 341 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,002 She told me in a note she left me. 342 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,340 [paper rustling] 343 00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:55,104 Oh, and she also wanted me to tell you 344 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:59,143 that she is definitely not at Coachella. 345 00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:02,617 And if you see photos of her on social media, 346 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:06,690 wearing overalls and an oversized floppy hat 347 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:09,309 that those photos are fake 348 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:14,240 and that they were most likely posted by her ex-boyfriend 349 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,691 just to cause trouble. 350 00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:18,789 Never mind, I'll deal with her later. 351 00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:22,383 Now you realize that submarine sandwich 352 00:13:22,379 --> 00:13:26,969 isn't supposed to be the size of an actual submarine, right? 353 00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:30,755 Well, Sherry told me in a note that she wrote me 354 00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:35,098 that you wanted a six foot submarine sandwich for lunch. 355 00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:37,693 I said six inch sub! 356 00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:39,999 Please don't yell at me. 357 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,410 I don't like when people yell at me. 358 00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:45,283 You know how some people are afraid of spiders 359 00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:47,135 and of flying 360 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:49,477 and of Jennifer Lawrence? 361 00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,972 Well, that's how I am, but with yelling. 362 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,545 Okay. I won't yell. 363 00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:59,661 Can I please see the note that Sherry gave you? 364 00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,305 Oh, I see what the problem is. 365 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,970 Okay? 366 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,755 See, that says six inch sub, 367 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:08,378 those two little lines mean inch. 368 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:11,549 If there was only one line, it would be feet. 369 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,791 It's a simple mistake. 370 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,723 Please don't yell at me. 371 00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:16,174 I'm not yelling. 372 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:19,142 I'm practically whispering. 373 00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,237 Like I said, this is a simple mistake. 374 00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:23,411 Anyone could have made it. 375 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,723 It's not your fault. 376 00:14:24,724 --> 00:14:26,694 Thank you for saying that. 377 00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:31,069 It's not your fault, something I'm not used to hearing. 378 00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,998 You are very kind. 379 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,340 Well, you are very kind 380 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,694 is not something I'm used to hearing. 381 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:39,209 Your next appointment's waiting in the reception area. 382 00:14:39,206 --> 00:14:40,096 What? 383 00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:42,003 Why didn't you tell me? 384 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,478 [pen scribbling] 385 00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:52,071 [awkward silence] 386 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,550 [Jackie sighing deeply] 387 00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:59,031 Send them in please. 388 00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,454 [cheerful jazzy music] [typewriter clacking] 389 00:15:01,448 --> 00:15:02,588 Hello? Welcome. 390 00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:05,376 I'm Dr. Jackie and you are? 391 00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:07,379 [quietly] I- I'm Roy. 392 00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,759 I'm sorry. I can't hear you. 393 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:09,718 I-I'm Roy. 394 00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:10,554 Roy? 395 00:15:10,551 --> 00:15:11,381 Yes. 396 00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:12,659 Hello Roy. 397 00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:14,825 Why are you here today? How can I help you? 398 00:15:14,827 --> 00:15:18,757 Well, I, I, I struggle, as you can see, with confidence. 399 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:22,098 Okay. I'm gonna have to ask that you please speak up. 400 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,483 [loudly] I'm shy and I need help! 401 00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:25,792 You don't need to yell- 402 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:26,623 [Roy] Okay. 403 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,790 There's a dis- 404 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:28,313 you know, something in the middle. 405 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,100 Okay. 406 00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,033 You know? 407 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,454 I need help with confidence. 408 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,450 Okay. I think you're in the right place. 409 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:38,238 I've helped a lot of people with confidence. 410 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,551 Tell me in your everyday life, like, what's the problem? 411 00:15:41,551 --> 00:15:44,621 Well, I struggle to be a strong-willed person. 412 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:48,030 I, I find myself to be scared of situations and- 413 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,414 which is interesting because in my professional life, 414 00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:52,383 I, I'm a lot stronger. 415 00:15:52,379 --> 00:15:54,519 I'm a lot more confident, a little more outspoken. 416 00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:56,657 Right. What do you do for a living? 417 00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,825 Well, I'm a drag performer. 418 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,137 A what? 419 00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:01,617 A drag performer- 420 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:03,860 It's a job now. Yeah. Some of us do it for money. 421 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:04,932 Drag? 422 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,141 Now can you explain, 423 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:09,137 is that where the fellas dress up like ladies? 424 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:10,277 Yeah, sort of. 425 00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:11,995 It started about eight years ago 426 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,760 with a very successful reality television show. 427 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:16,968 And what's happened- 428 00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:18,615 Wait, drag started eight years ago? 429 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:22,140 Only eight years ago. According to the internet. 430 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,547 Please go on. 431 00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:26,171 My drag character's name is Bianca Del Rio. 432 00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:28,172 Would you like to see a photo? 433 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:30,002 I'd love to. 434 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,690 [photo frame clacking] 435 00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:32,929 That's a lot- 436 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,241 That's a lot of makeup. 437 00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:36,791 [photo frame slapping against table] 438 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,003 Let's just put that over there. 439 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,620 Try to focus. 440 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,450 So she's bold. 441 00:16:43,448 --> 00:16:45,308 Yeah. She's very bold and outspoken, 442 00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,310 but I struggle in my real life, you know, 443 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,660 outside of not having liquor or drugs, 444 00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:50,855 it can be really challenging 445 00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:52,722 to find who I really am as a person. 446 00:16:52,724 --> 00:16:55,454 So you don't do any drugs or alcohol? 447 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,998 No, but as you can see, I'm very soft spoken and shy. 448 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,030 But when I'm Bianca, she's always the life of the party, 449 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,284 always with the cocktail, 450 00:17:04,275 --> 00:17:06,135 always with crowds of people around her, 451 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:08,167 laughing and enjoying themselves. 452 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:09,972 So essentially you're here 453 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:13,165 to try to incorporate more of Bianca 454 00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:16,142 into Roy's everyday life, to be more outspoken, 455 00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:17,657 to stand up for yourself, 456 00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,995 to tell people how you really feel. 457 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,280 [Roy making agreeable sounds] 458 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,235 Okay. I'd like to try something now 459 00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:26,171 where I say something and you repeat it. 460 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,072 Sure. 461 00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:30,658 I am powerful. 462 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:34,065 I am outspoken. 463 00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:37,548 Okay. I am moving on. 464 00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:39,931 No, you don't say that. 465 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:41,971 Stop! 466 00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:44,095 Oh, sorry. I didn't realize. 467 00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:46,523 How about we hypnotize you? 468 00:17:47,655 --> 00:17:48,925 Oh! 469 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:50,831 Try to get to the root of the problem. 470 00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:53,827 [Jackie loudly clearing her throat] 471 00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,617 Can you unbutton the top button? 472 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,210 I think that's a good start. 473 00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,026 Okay. 474 00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,521 This is turning into a different type of session, 475 00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:03,137 but I kind of like it. 476 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,067 It's one button. 477 00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:05,758 I need you to simmer down, 478 00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:07,068 and I'd like to make it very clear. 479 00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:08,688 I don't find you attractive. 480 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:11,279 Not like this and not in that picture. 481 00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:12,515 Okay? 482 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:15,787 I think we need to really dig deep 483 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,723 and find out what's going on. 484 00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:18,974 Why are you so shy? 485 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,445 Why are you holding back? 486 00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:21,518 All right? 487 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,757 Okay. 488 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:24,618 Because Bianca's somewhere inside you 489 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,550 and we need to tap into her. 490 00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:27,481 Sure. 491 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,792 All right. So just watch this. 492 00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:29,763 Okay. 493 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:32,448 Watch the swinging necklace. 494 00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:34,858 Bianca Del Rio is very tired. 495 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,026 [drowsily] Tired? 496 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,794 What about this cheap jewelry from Santee Alley 497 00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:44,453 that cost you 2 dollars? That's really tired. 498 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:45,968 [chain clattering] 499 00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,855 Okay, careful, or I'll give you the villain edit. 500 00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:49,002 What's the villain edit? 501 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,480 Oh! Yes! [intriguing music] 502 00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:52,692 The villain edit, according to Urban Dictionary, 503 00:18:52,689 --> 00:18:54,899 is a reality TV phenomena 504 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:58,476 that makes one person seem unlikeable, conniving, 505 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:03,412 or makes them the villain for the sake of good reality TV. 506 00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,655 Who are you talking to? 507 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:07,995 No one. 508 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,660 I just really think I made a big mistake 509 00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:11,515 by coming here today. 510 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,687 Stay seated. 511 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,970 I didn't realize that I had to do this, but, 512 00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:20,995 I think it's time we tapped into your inner child. 513 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,830 No. 514 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,723 What the fuck is that? 515 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,764 This is the Dr. Jackie puppet. 516 00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:30,688 You're gonna talk to the puppet, not me. 517 00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,409 And we're gonna find out what the problem is. 518 00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:34,413 This is gonna work. Do you trust me? 519 00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:35,793 No, but- 520 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:38,933 [whispering] All right, let's do this. 521 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,721 [high-pitched] Hi! I'm Dr. Jackie! 522 00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:43,414 You're really bad at this. 523 00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:45,143 I could totally see your lips moving. 524 00:19:45,137 --> 00:19:47,617 [normal] I'm a psychotherapist, not a ventriloquist. 525 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,970 I'm not the winner of "America's Got Talent." 526 00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:52,135 It's just hard 'cos your lips are moving. 527 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,337 I mean, can- 528 00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:55,244 that's actually better for everyone. 529 00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:59,551 Even the fake people in the back that are watching. 530 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:02,171 Don't make me write down "sees fake people." 531 00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:05,662 All of a sudden your next tour will be canceled 532 00:20:05,655 --> 00:20:08,165 because you will be in an insane asylum. 533 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,552 I have that power. 534 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:12,101 Now talk to the fucking puppet. 535 00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:14,523 Are you trying to trigger me, 536 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,337 with this puppet wearing a sombrero? 537 00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:19,004 That's racist. 538 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,860 Do you wanna get better or not? 539 00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,032 Si. 540 00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:26,664 [high-pitched] Hola? Yo soy Dr. Yackie. 541 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,790 What's your name? 542 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,343 Hola, Dr. Yackie. 543 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:37,275 My name is Roy, also known as Bianca Del Rio. 544 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,685 And I struggle with inner confidence. 545 00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:44,659 [high-pitched] You are deeply disturbed and very sick. 546 00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:47,794 I'm deeply disturbed and she's the one holding a puppet? 547 00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,003 Oh. 548 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,410 How dare you question Dr Jackie! 549 00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,759 Come closer, little boy. 550 00:20:54,758 --> 00:20:58,068 I'm gonna show you what happens to little boys 551 00:20:58,068 --> 00:21:00,138 who disrespect Dr. Jackie! 552 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:02,722 [cartoon punching sound] 553 00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:04,174 Ow! 554 00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:07,762 If someone bothers you, punch him in the nose! 555 00:21:07,758 --> 00:21:09,688 [normal voice] Like Bianca would. 556 00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:12,969 I actually feel worse than I did before I came in here. 557 00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,995 I don't think your tactics or methods are working at all. 558 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,790 The chanting, the hypnotism, 559 00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:20,283 the silly little puppet that was racist. 560 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:22,235 None of it has made me feel any better. 561 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,591 I'd like to point out that the puppet may be racist, 562 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,096 but I'm not. 563 00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:27,283 Sure. 564 00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:28,995 And I just remembered something 565 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000 that you mentioned a little earlier in our session. 566 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,310 You said that Bianca Del Rio 567 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,660 is always the life of the party? 568 00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,995 She always has a cocktail in her hand? 569 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,410 Do you remember saying that? 570 00:21:40,413 --> 00:21:41,723 Vaguely. 571 00:21:41,724 --> 00:21:44,004 I think I understand the problem. 572 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,900 If you wanna be more like Bianca and be more outspoken, 573 00:21:47,896 --> 00:21:51,336 stand up for yourself, tell people how you really feel, 574 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:54,764 I think you just need to start drinking 575 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:56,518 even when you're not in drag. 576 00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:57,687 [tense music] 577 00:21:57,689 --> 00:21:58,519 No. 578 00:21:58,517 --> 00:21:59,277 Yes. 579 00:22:00,379 --> 00:22:01,759 Do you think this is gonna work? 580 00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:02,758 It worked for me. 581 00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:05,588 [liquid sloshing] 582 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:09,691 Try it. 583 00:22:09,689 --> 00:22:13,789 [tense music ramping up] 584 00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:17,723 [Roy gulping down drink] 585 00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:18,554 Ah! 586 00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,099 Now, how do you feel? 587 00:22:25,103 --> 00:22:26,553 How do I feel? 588 00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:28,791 I feel fucking amazing! 589 00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:30,833 I don't know if anyone's ever gonna tell you this, 590 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:34,137 Dr. Jackie, but you're a fucking joke. 591 00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:35,617 This is bullshit! 592 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,520 Have you looked at yourself? 593 00:22:37,517 --> 00:22:39,277 That old tired busted face 594 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,965 that looks like Trixie Mattel and Ronald McDonald fucked 595 00:22:41,965 --> 00:22:44,235 and had a baby they should have aborted? 596 00:22:44,241 --> 00:22:46,001 Fuck off, dude! 597 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,240 And by the way, you're fat. 598 00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,899 Do you believe that shit? 599 00:22:53,896 --> 00:22:56,236 [high-pitched] But she was right about one thing. 600 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:57,211 [normal] What's that? 601 00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:58,686 [high-pitched] You are fat. 602 00:22:58,689 --> 00:23:00,719 [cartoon punching sound] Ouch! 603 00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,624 I'll kill you, you little bitch! 604 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:03,790 I'll kill you! 605 00:23:05,068 --> 00:23:07,408 Excuse me, bonkers bitch. 606 00:23:07,413 --> 00:23:10,173 Could I just get my picture back? 607 00:23:12,137 --> 00:23:12,997 Sure. 608 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,340 It's right here. 609 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,310 Pretty pretty. 610 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:22,210 [upbeat jazzy flourish] 611 00:23:22,206 --> 00:23:26,376 [theme song instrumental playing]