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Listen, Bailey.
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We've been friends for a long time.
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Since we were kids.
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But I'm in high school now,
and there's something I need to tell you.
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And before you say anything,
please just... hear me out.
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I like you.
I've liked you for a long time.
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I don't know if you feel the same,
but I don't wanna dance around anymore.
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That was nice. You're good at this.
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I am too?
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Thanks.
Guess it just comes nat--
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Ow!
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Don't you knock?
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- Nothing. I was popping a zit! Get out!
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Oh. For a second there, I thought
you might have been fucking the door.
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Can you leave?
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Mom wanted me to make sure you're up.
Clearly, you are.
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Get out!
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High school's gonna murder you.
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Benj! Breakfast!
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Alyssa, will you put that away?
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The whole point of getting the nose job
was so you fixate on it less than before.
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It's called confidence.
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You're so confident,
you changed your face.
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I just didn't identify with my birth nose,
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and I had the courage
to activate my true self, so...
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Yeah. Wow. It's very brave.
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Yeah. Then your girlfriend dumped you
for Joni Hudson.
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Do not speak that whore's name
in my presence.
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Okay! Let's all just take
a big, deep breath.
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Good morning. Eat up.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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- One blueberry does not make a meal.
- Bailey and I are getting smoothies.
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- Bailey's coming over?
-"Bailey's coming over"?
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Yeah, in about 30 seconds.
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Try not to blast her through the wall
with a fire hose of come.
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Jesus! Alyssa, gross.
Can you not be disgusting, please?
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Good morning!
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Sup, Bailey?
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Hey, Benji boy.
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Morning.
Happy first day of school.
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I don't understand
why I can't drive to school with you guys.
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- We have first period free.
- Yeah, and your whole vibe sucks.
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Don't listen.
Your carpool will have a great time.
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He gonna bring you home
after musical theater?
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I... I'm not doing that anymore. It's lame.
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What? Lame! What? No! You're so talented!
You can't give that up!
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Remember when you dressed up
as Stevie Wonder, and he'd sing for us?
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I was ten. That was a million years ago.
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Aw, I remember. He was so good.
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Good? He was amazing!
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Wait, who's your carpool?
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Some senior
that the school assigned to me.
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Adam Rubens or something?
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- No?
Ruby?
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What? Is he really cool?
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No, he's, like, the worst person
in the entire school.
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Seriously?
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The kid's terrible.
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Okay. Well, you know
what that sounds like to me?
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Sounds like you could both use a friend.
How serendipitous!
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Come on, Bailey. Let's go.
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Have a great day at school. I love you!
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See you at school.
Love you too, Mom.
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What? No goodbye?
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- I love you.
Love you too.
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- Have the best day. Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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The coolest thing you can do
is be yourself. Trust me.
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Go up to some kid,
look him right in the eye and say,
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"Hey, my name is Benj,
and I wanna be your pal.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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The eye contact does it.
That's confidence.
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- I love you so much.
- Yep. Love you too.
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- Please release me. Thank you.
- Okay.
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Have so much fun with your carpool.
Wear your seatbelt.
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This day is for you! You make it yours!
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Where the hell is this guy?
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- Hey! I'm Benj.
- Hurry up. We're late.
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♪ I could turn you to crumbles
This is... ♪
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♪ ...wanna hear your mumbles ♪
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♪ I got a master plan
It don't include you ♪
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♪ I'm from a foreign land
Somewhere unusual... ♪
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Hold this.
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And don't eat it.
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I'm not gonna eat it.
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Fucking right you're not.
I'm not your fucking lunch car, bro.
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Are you okay, man?
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- Adam? Hello?
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Light's green.
Dude, wake up. The light's green.
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Fucking idiot!
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- Ruby!
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- Gimme that.
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- Did you take a bite of this?
- No.
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Freshmen sit in the front?
Who the fuck made that rule?
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Please let it go. I already got the runs.
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Dude.
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- Don't tell me that's a lunch box.
- What's wrong with my lunch box?
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You trying to get us killed?
Get rid of it.
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Hold on! Let's see what we got.
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You know my mom went all out on day one.
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What the...
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He ate my sandwich!
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Who?
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Dennis! Her stupid-ass boyfriend!
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Your mom's still with that scumbag?
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Yes, and he's ruining my life.
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The other night, he woke me up
to ask if he could borrow a condom.
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Man, you put up with that shit?
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What am I supposed to do?
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I don't know! Slap him.
Ass his toothbrush. Just do something.
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No. Sometimes,
the best thing to do is nothing.
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When you get attacked by an animal,
you play dead.
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I'm not wired that way.
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When someone disrespects me,
I show him where the line is.
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Gang gang, y'all!
Happy first day of school.
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The sun's shining, the birds are chirping,
and your boy Koosh has a breaking--
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The fuck you just say?
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- I--
- You're not Koosh. That's my name.
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But we're both Koushanis though.
Can't we share it?
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Bro, you wanna rep the Koosh brand,
you gotta live up to it.
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Until then, I hear anyone call you Koosh,
I'mma throttle you.
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Okay.
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Jeez.
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Can I ask... what the brand is?
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Fucking legendary king shit, dog.
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Sick. How'd you get that started?
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I ripped a senior's ear off
before the first bell rang.
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Jesus! Can't you just tell people
I'm your cool younger bro?
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Nah, homey. You gotta forge your own path.
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I'm trying to build your character.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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But figure that shit out fast.
Like, this week, all right?
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Before everyone realizes
what a bitch you are.
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Out.
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Are we not driving in?
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I am. Not with some
bitch-ass freshman in the car.
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I'm only doing this
to get out of detention.
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Let's go! I'm late!
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Nice kid.
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Move, pussies!
- What the fuck, man?
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I have a bad feeling about this.
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Gentlemen!
Ready for the best year of our lives?
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It was almost the last year of our lives.
You fuckin' see that shit?
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Ancient history. Once that bell rings,
we're in high school.
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- Know what that means?
- New teachers?
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- Pressure from our parents to succeed?
- Pubes?
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No, it means we have a fresh start.
Anything is possible.
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Here comes Koosh.
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- Do we still have to hang out with him?
- He's our friend.
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He's an asshole.
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Well, well. If it isn't the dick
and his two weird little balls.
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- Hey, Koosh.
Hello, Koosh.
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- Don't forget. I'm serious.
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You can't call me Koosh anymore.
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My brother says I haven't earned the name.
He'll pound me every time he hears it.
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- What are we supposed to call you?
- My real name, I guess.
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Dangah?
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It's Danah, ass.
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Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, fuckos.
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You'll be chugging my hog
when you hear what I have in store.
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My parents are
going out of town this weekend,
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and yours truly
is throwing a massive rager.
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Five kegs. Sick-ass DJ.
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Insane dong-to-puss ratio.
Shit's gonna be fucking lit!
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How are you gonna pull that off?
We're your only friends.
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My brother's helping.
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Oh, so Kayvon is throwing a party.
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We... we both are.
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That sounds terrifying.
Are freshmen even allowed?
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Fuck no! But I'm VIP,
and you clits are my three plus-ones.
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That's plus-three, you fucking idiot.
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Two and a half
if we count your shrimpy ass.
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- Fuck you, man!
- Hey!
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It's perfect.
That's where I'll make my move on Bailey.
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Ah, man. What happened to starting fresh?
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Yeah, Bailey's great,
but she's a sophomore, man.
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It's never gonna happen.
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Something happened this summer,
and I think I got a real shot.
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One night, I couldn't sleep,
so I went downstairs to make a snack.
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Hi there.
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You fucked her?
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What? No! Wanna hear the story or not?
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Sorry. I just... I just got
a little excited. Okay? Go on.
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Okay, I was pretty surprised,
but I played it cool.
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Bailey, hey. What are you doing up?
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Your sister snores like a Saint Bernard.
She should really sue her plastic surgeon.
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Totally.
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You know, I... I... I love dogs.
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You mind if I hang out?
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It's your house.
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So we start talking,
and it's going great.
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I mean, the conversation's flowing.
We're giggling and shit.
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I don't even know what I said,
but I was in the zone.
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You know, I don't completely hate
hanging out with you.
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Wow. That's... Thank you.
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Let's not make a public display of it.
Don't talk to me at school.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't. For sure.
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I'm fucking with you.
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You can talk to me.
We'll grab a beer sometime.
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We were firing on all cylinders.
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But then...
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- Ooh-hoo!
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- Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.
- Damn!
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This is where the story should've started!
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All right, what happened next?
Did you make a move? You touch it?
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- I froze up.
- And she never noticed?
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She did eventually.
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Has my boob been out this whole time?
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Whose boob?
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My boob.
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- Sorry. Repeat the question?
- What the fuck? Why didn't you say?
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I'm sorry. I just didn't want
the conversation to end.
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Nice recovery. Then what happened?
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Well, nothing. She went to bed.
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That's it? You're kidding me, right?
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Aight, wait. I'm confused.
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How does that story
make you think you have a chance?
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You had to be there.
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For the first time,
she saw me as a man. An adult man.
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One to ten me on her nipple.
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Twelve.
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- Oh yeah!
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♪ When you see me
Better call me the king ♪
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♪ Address me "Your Highness" please ♪
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♪ I am king ♪
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♪ When you see me
Bow down and kiss the ring... ♪
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Holy shit! Peek this one.
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Hey, you! Little man.
- Me?
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Bro, how old are you?
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I... I... I'm 15.
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Fuck off! Months or years?
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Bro, you are crazy-looking.
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Your name is "Fetus" now.
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Oh, uh, I don't... I don't know about that.
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I do. Later, Fetus.
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Mamma mia! That one looks like a meatball.
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Holy shit. You! You! Get over here.
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Fuck! Game over.
I'm Fetus for the next four years.
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I'm the oldest person in our grade,
and I look like fucking Thumbelina.
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- To be fair, she was adorable.
- Whoa!
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♪ Hey, welcome to your destination ♪
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00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,091
♪ Temperature has got you blazin' ♪
245
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,676
♪ And it's so exhilarating... ♪
246
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:41,969
What the fuck is that?
247
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:45,014
That's Katrina Aurienna.
Dopest chick in school.
248
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,640
Half a million followers.
249
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,434
Max Solen's brother cheated on her.
250
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,145
She iced him out so bad,
he had to transfer schools.
251
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,938
- ♪ You want me... ♪
Mm-mm.
252
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,232
- I'm not ready for something like that.
I am.
253
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,525
She'll be at my party.
254
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,235
Your brother's party.
255
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,696
- Fuck off, Eddie. It's mine too.
256
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:03,073
Okay. I'll see you later.
I'm going to class.
257
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,248
Planko! My brother from another mother.
258
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,960
It's Studebaker.
259
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,671
Yeah, listen.
Last time, you said it was late notice.
260
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,882
So this time,
I'm getting in front of that bitch.
261
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,219
Friday night, my place,
poker with the boys. Are you in?
262
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,637
Fuck.
263
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,388
I can pivot, bro. Saturday night.
264
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,599
Let's do it Saturday night.
Problem solved.
265
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,017
I--
266
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,688
Yeah, look, man,
I'm gonna level with you, okay?
267
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,524
Allie and I, we... we broke up.
268
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:39,568
No, it's okay, don't apologize.
It's all good, you know?
269
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:44,031
Better, actually. It's gonna be better.
All right, uh, be good, okay?
270
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,659
Talk soon. All right, brother. Later.
271
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,169
Muldoon! Your wife
still got you by the balls?
272
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,257
I'm sorry, buddy.
I thought she was in remission.
273
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,766
All right, people, let's get after it.
274
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,894
I'm Mr. Studebaker.
Welcome to Intro to Chem.
275
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:17,231
Chem, short for chemistry.
Intro, short for introduction.
276
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,525
If I've lost you already,
well, then you're fucked.
277
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,528
My dude.
278
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,572
Tell me your name.
279
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,324
- Benj.
- Benj? With a J?
280
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,535
All right, well, hit the J, bro.
Let 'em know.
281
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,621
Can you tell me what the chemical formula
for water is, Benj?
282
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,123
H2O.
283
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,249
Whoa!
284
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,792
Genius alert!
285
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,628
Can anybody tell me what would happen
286
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,048
if I took some of this H2O
287
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:48,512
and mixed it with hydrogen peroxide
and some garden-variety dish soap?
288
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,806
Anybody? No?
289
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,808
I guess we're just gonna have to find out.
290
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,851
Look out!
291
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,315
Huh. That's weird.
292
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:03,736
Why don't we add a little potassium iodide
just to see what happens?
293
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,698
Sick!
Whoa!
294
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:11,619
All right. Listen,
all I ask is that you be on time,
295
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,245
be engaged,
296
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,165
and if the entire class
can maintain a B average,
297
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,542
I'll teach you how to make a nuclear bomb.
298
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,130
I'm kidding. But I will teach you
how to make a Drano bomb.
299
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,258
That way, you can blow up mailboxes
and, you know, shit like that.
300
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,225
♪ Yeah, I'm feeling like a ghost
When we pull up in the Phantom ♪
301
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,519
♪ Yeah, we killin' it, killin' it, whoa ♪
302
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,066
Are we making a stop?
303
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,567
Uh, I gotta do somethin'.
304
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:45,945
Dope.
305
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,823
I just have a lot of homework to do, so...
306
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,283
Well, the sooner you shut up,
307
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,661
the sooner you'll get
to your precious homework.
308
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,412
I don't see how that makes sense.
309
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,582
- Just shut up.
- Okay.
310
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,294
What's that?
311
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,672
Vitamin D. Selling it.
312
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,757
Can't you buy that at, like, Whole Foods?
313
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:10,010
Well, you could, but I tell people
it's ecstasy, dummy. Let's roll.
314
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,971
What? No! I'm not going. That's illegal.
315
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,557
And that's okay,
but I have a lot of homework to do--
316
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,352
Bro, shut up about homework, okay?
317
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,230
I could not give less of a fuck
about homework. You know this.
318
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,523
We're a carpool, dog.
319
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:26,110
I'm not trying to be difficult.
I don't know if I can do this.
320
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,739
Just calm down, okay? All right?
321
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,950
- Just breathe. Everything will be fine.
- Okay.
322
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,159
Are you calm?
323
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,204
- Yeah.
- Good. Check this out.
324
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,832
What the fuck is that?
325
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,918
Freaking cattle prod, bro! Amazon Prime!
326
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,295
Anything goes wrong,
I'mma light these fuckers up.
327
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,213
Let's go.
328
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,631
No, I'm not going.
329
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,219
All right. Listen, kid.
330
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,388
Here's what's gonna happen.
331
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,889
I'm gonna count to three.
332
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,100
If you're not out of this car
by that time,
333
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,811
I will zap you so hard,
you shit lightning.
334
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,730
- One...
335
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,191
♪ Sometimes simple things
That make it hard ♪
336
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,694
♪ Spoiled baby tees with credit cards ♪
337
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,613
♪ Overtime always on my mind... ♪
338
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,159
Where do these guys go to school?
- Don't even think they go.
339
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,994
Let's just make it quick. All right?
340
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,747
Yeah, no shit.
You think I wanna be here all day?
341
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:22,875
Yo.
342
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,085
You got the shit?
343
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,005
Ask and you shall receive.
Where should we do this?
344
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,466
Right here is chill. Someone set a screen.
345
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,550
Set a screen.
346
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,016
Dude! Look natural!
347
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,897
All right. Thirty a pill.
Ten pills, 300 bucks.
348
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,356
That's kind of steep, no?
349
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,485
Yeah. Well, you pay for quality.
Little man here is the chef.
350
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,945
Only uses the freshest ingredients.
351
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,739
Word? Shit's clean?
352
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,240
Uh... yeah.
353
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,159
Farm fresh.
354
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,746
Dope.
355
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,832
Gotta test 'em real quick.
356
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,960
Gotta watch out for that fentanyl.
357
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:11,090
Fucking epidemic, bruh.
That shit took my cousin.
358
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,674
Christina?
Yeah, man.
359
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,676
Man, she was thick.
What?
360
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,267
Yo, chill, chill. Cops.
361
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,603
Fucking pigs.
362
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,688
Yeah, fuck 12, yo.
363
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,649
Yeah, totally.
364
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,776
We should, like, defund their asses
365
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,154
or at least, like,
reallocate some budget or something.
366
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:41,120
All right, fuck it. We good.
If shit's dank, we'll hit you up for more.
367
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,415
Ha-ha!
368
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,709
Homework time!
369
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,844
♪ Yeah, I'm free as I've ever been ♪
370
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,137
♪ Yeah, I think you... ♪
371
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,098
Thank you, Janet.
Looking brighter since the divorce.
372
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,808
Whatever you're doing, keep it up.
373
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,562
Yo, Dom, I saw you followed me on Spotify.
374
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,481
Keep an eye out for my next playlist.
Huh? It's gonna be hot.
375
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,900
Yo, Studes,
you coming to Koosh's party tonight?
376
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,611
Why? So I can watch you
get embarrassed in flip cup, Gurman?
377
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:18,574
Seriously. You should come.
Everyone would be so stoked to see you.
378
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,951
Tell you what. Put me down
as a never gonna happen.
379
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,411
Be safe. Okay?
380
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,497
Gino, where were you at lab today, my man?
381
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,916
Just kidding. Sure you had a good excuse.
382
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,127
Oh, Becca! Short hair, don't care!
383
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,588
What you looking at?
Nicole's Instagram.
384
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,923
I can't believe she dumped me
for this basic bitch.
385
00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:36,341
She's actually pretty nice.
386
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,594
Sorry. Didn't realize
you guys were scissor sisters.
387
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,220
I'm just saying. I mean--
388
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,097
Be honest.
Is everyone talking about my nose?
389
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,600
Um... no one's said anything to me.
390
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,686
They've definitely noticed.
I can feel the attention.
391
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,731
Damn, Alyssa! You're looking good.
392
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,233
- Don't look at me.
- Hear about my party tonight?
393
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,027
I heard about your brother's party.
394
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,570
It's both of ours.
395
00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,949
Hey, why don't you take my Snap
in case you have any trouble at the door?
396
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,910
I feel I'm done with this conversation.
397
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,830
Seriously, you should come. It'd be cool
to hang since we're all in high school.
398
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,874
Yeah, maybe.
399
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,834
Right on. Right on. Very nice.
400
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,298
Oh my God! Get lost, or I'll tell Bailey
you don't have pubes.
401
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,133
- I have pubes!
- Gross.
402
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,094
Anyway, hope to see you later.
403
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,102
Dude, you crushed that.
404
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,772
- You think?
- Definitely! She wants you.
405
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,399
I am feeling really good about this party.
406
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,985
It has all the ingredients
of a classic meet-cute.
407
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,863
- What the fuck's a meet-cute?
- A movie thing.
408
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,824
When fate brings people together
in a charming and romantic way.
409
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:45,118
- Bailey's met you.
- She hasn't met the new me.
410
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,871
All that singing and nerd shit
I was into is history.
411
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:51,833
Dude, everyone's talking about this party.
I heard there might be a fight.
412
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,670
- I heard that too.
- This is the first I'm hearing of a fight.
413
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,214
Gonna be tons of fights.
My brother's taping his hands.
414
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,216
- What for?
- So he can punch harder?
415
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,467
And longer.
416
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:02,511
That's it. I'm out.
417
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,139
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about I'm not going.
418
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:09,518
There's gonna be people fighting,
fucking, and all sorts of crazy shit.
419
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,938
It's too risky, and I can't do it.
I won't do it.
420
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,107
Yeah, you know, I think I'm out too, man.
421
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,818
I'm at a critical tipping point
with this "Fetus" thing,
422
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,445
and I think I should lay low
until this all blows over.
423
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,488
What up, Fetus?
424
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,531
Hey, fellas!
425
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:23,949
Fuck!
426
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,450
What the fuck, guys? You can't bail.
427
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,996
He's right.
We're the only freshmen invited.
428
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,540
That type of publicity
could carry us through the year.
429
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,833
Maybe through high school.
430
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,794
Who you are in high school
is basically who you'll be forever.
431
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,130
We have one chance
to make a first impression,
432
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,631
and tomorrow night is it.
433
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:43,176
You're gonna lose that shitty nickname.
You're gonna stop being scared.
434
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,137
And you're gonna earn
your brother's respect.
435
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,764
This isn't just a party.
This is our future.
436
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,892
- Do I have to get drunk on alcohol?
- Yes.
437
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,271
You don't have to do anything
you don't want to.
438
00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:01,028
All right. Fine, man, but if anyone
calls me fucking Fetus, I'm walking.
439
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,446
Chill out, Fetus.
440
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,868
Hey, guys, it's your boy Koosh here.
Just wanted to give you a quick update.
441
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:12,080
Just wrapped week one of high school,
and not gonna lie, it was tough.
442
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,458
Luckily, I have the weekend
to catch up on sleep,
443
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,084
get a head start on homework.
444
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,754
And psych! Shit's going down tonight!
445
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,381
{\an8}Casa de Koosh. Fuck school. Fuck college.
446
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:24,051
{\an8}We're all about getting lit
and making money!
447
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,344
{\an8}Come one, come all.
448
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,512
{\an8}Black. White. Asian. Trans.
449
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,764
{\an8}We love all people.
450
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:32,142
{\an8}Unless you're ugly,
then keep your bum-ass the fuck home.
451
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,060
{\an8}Peace!
452
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,688
Are you sure we're not too early?
Nah.
453
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,815
Koosh said come for the VIP pregame.
454
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,609
Hello?
455
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,818
Hey, Koosh.
456
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:42,736
Ow!
457
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,321
Sorry,
458
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:45,989
Danah.
459
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,532
Come around the side.
460
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,077
♪ Body on my ♪
461
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,579
♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
462
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,747
♪ Body on my ♪
463
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,500
♪ Grindin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
464
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,751
♪ Body on my ♪
465
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,295
♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
466
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,421
♪ Body on my... ♪
467
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,339
Hey, guys.
468
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,633
Damn. Katrina Aurienna is here?
469
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,094
Jesus! She's like a wild animal.
470
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,637
Whoo!
471
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:09,805
Bad news, guys.
472
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,808
Kayvon says I can only have one plus-one.
473
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:14,935
You're kidding me, right?
474
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:18,814
He says the party's gonna have
enough pussy without... you pussies.
475
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:19,940
Is it done?
476
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:20,941
I'm doing it.
477
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,860
Sorry, guys. My bad.
478
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:27,447
Your bad? All week,
it's been "my party, my party."
479
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,783
You can't even get
three fuckin' plus-ones.
480
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,451
Oh fuck! Now I'm doing it.
481
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:35,580
Guys, I don't mean to be dramatic,
but if I don't get with Bailey tonight,
482
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,541
I'll kill myself.
483
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,959
Hey, hey, come on.
484
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:42,254
I need this. This might be
my only chance. I'll do anything.
485
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,339
It's yours. Honestly, I'm relieved.
486
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:47,843
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. Connor?
487
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:48,844
What?
488
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:52,389
Benj here says he'll do anything.
Care to best that offer?
489
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,182
Go fuck yourself.
490
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:57,018
I hope someone drowns in the pool
and they sue your family.
491
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,270
Let's go, Eddie.
492
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,897
Later, guys. Good luck.
493
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,357
Hey.
494
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,234
I'm glad it's you.
495
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,570
Wanna see something cool?
496
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,196
- Sure.
- Come on.
497
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,455
What is this?
498
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,124
Know how Kayvon's pushing me
to realize my full potential?
499
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,750
- He abuses you.
- It's all love.
500
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,795
I just need to do something legendary
for him to respect me.
501
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,173
So I'm gonna hook up with a senior.
502
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:27,966
No, you're not.
503
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,342
Oh, but I am.
504
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:32,220
See, your meet-cute idea inspired me,
505
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:35,182
but the only problem is
it leaves too much up to fate.
506
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,850
I don't love where this is going.
507
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,686
Think about it.
Guys always scheme to get girls in movies.
508
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,439
Spy on them or dress up like chicks
to steal their secrets.
509
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,357
I saw, like, six different movies
510
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:47,903
where a guy convinces a girl with amnesia
she's his wife.
511
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,197
Whatever. Explain this.
512
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,575
Ah. That's how I remove fate
from the equation.
513
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:57,579
From here, I can zero in on a hot senior,
pierce her with Cupid's arrow,
514
00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,623
and convince her to hook up with me.
515
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,751
That sounds... very creepy.
516
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:06,588
Creepy? It's the same thing
you're doing, only better.
517
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:09,508
- My thing with Bailey isn't the same.
- How is this different?
518
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,260
Bailey's my soulmate.
You don't even know your girl yet.
519
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:15,347
Oh, I suppose it'd be better
if I stalked her for years?
520
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,224
I don't stalk her. I love her.
521
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,352
- Such a fine line, isn't it?
- I'm outta here. I'm going to the party.
522
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,062
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
523
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,564
You only get
one chance to make an entrance,
524
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,734
and you wanna waste it
while there's barely anyone here?
525
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:31,655
Fine.
526
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,158
- But I do not support this.
- I can live with that.
527
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:36,952
- Say cheese.
528
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,873
This is such fucking bullshit.
529
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:46,086
We should just call the cops
and get that shit shut down.
530
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:49,339
Why are you so mad? A few hours ago,
you didn't even wanna go.
531
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:52,592
Yeah, but I decide.
They don't tell me I can't go.
532
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:54,135
That's my decision.
533
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:55,554
Let's get wild tonight.
534
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:56,805
Get wild?
535
00:25:56,805 --> 00:26:00,016
You know what I mean.
Let's, uh, smoke cigarettes.
536
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:02,519
- I have allergies.
- Let's just do something.
537
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:06,231
We are! We're gonna play some Halo,
crush some motherfucking meatloaf.
538
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,440
Shit's gonna be lit.
539
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,652
Oh-ho-ho-ho! There are my guys, huh?
540
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:14,155
Yeah, staring down the barrel
of another wild night, I see.
541
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:16,366
- Can I help you, Dennis?
I doubt it.
542
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:19,202
I'm waiting for your mom to get ready.
It's her birthday.
543
00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:20,996
I wanna do something special to her.
544
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,456
Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
545
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:27,586
Obviously, you're not doing gangbusters
in the real world, right, which is fine.
546
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,589
But you're at least getting some action
in the metaverse, right?
547
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,216
- That's not how it--
- Wait, hold that thought.
548
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,760
- Yo.
- [man] What up, D-bag?
549
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,304
Oh, my man!
550
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,514
Ah.
551
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:41,766
No, I c... No, I can't do that tonight.
552
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,603
What?!
- Taking my lady out for her birthday.
553
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:48,023
Yeah, the one with the kid. Mm-hmm.
554
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:51,943
Trust me. He doesn't have that in him.
555
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:55,614
Awesome. Call me tomorrow.
I wanna hear about that. Peace.
556
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,617
What a fucking douchebag.
Hi, boys!
557
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,369
Oh!
- Hey, Mama. Looking good!
558
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:04,539
- Looking very good, my queen.
559
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:07,792
- Hey, Ms. Young, happy birth--
- Wait, wait, wait.
560
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,670
- Okay.
561
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,964
- Happy birthday.
Thank you, Connor.
562
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,007
Any big plans?
563
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,176
- Dennis is taking me out to dinner.
- Nobu.
564
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,095
- Then we're getting a hotel for the night.
- Four Seasons.
565
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:21,598
This guy gets it.
566
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,143
We should go. The Uber is here.
567
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:28,188
Dinner's in the oven.
Call if you need us, and be careful.
568
00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:31,399
And make sure you blow on the food
before you bite into it.
569
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,610
I don't want you
to burn your little tonguesies.
570
00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,570
Okay! Okay, good night, boys.
571
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,781
Yeah, good night, boys.
572
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:40,367
Dennis, behave!
573
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,412
See? Even your creepy-ass dad
thinks we're pussies.
574
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,873
- He's not my dad.
- He's definitely your daddy.
575
00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:49,167
Now he's gonna fuck your mom
in some cheap motel.
576
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,753
- They're going to the Four Seasons.
Whatever, dude.
577
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,547
Everybody is partying and fucking
except us.
578
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,549
The fact they're willing
to leave you alone
579
00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,843
speaks volumes about
how little respect they have for you.
580
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,179
- Actually, It means the opposite.
Come on, man!
581
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:04,974
Are we really going to drift through life
getting disinvited from parties
582
00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:06,810
while guys like Dennis bang our moms?
583
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:11,314
Okay, fine. What would you like to do?
584
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,410
We can't. Dennis loves this car.
585
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,705
You mean Dennis, the literal motherfucker?
586
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:31,751
Maybe we should circle back around
to the cigarettes. That idea had legs.
587
00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,211
Great. We'll go buy some.
588
00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:35,171
Get in, I'm driving.
589
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:37,549
Oof!
590
00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:40,760
This is a bad idea.
591
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,597
Relax. I have my permit.
I run errands with my mom all the time.
592
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,726
♪ Two step, two step, two step ♪
593
00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,145
♪ Bright lights, TV screen ♪
594
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,063
♪ Feels like looking at a magazine ♪
595
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,525
♪ You, her, on the floor ♪
596
00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:57,986
♪ Feels like dancing is the way to go... ♪
597
00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:01,030
-
- Whoo!
598
00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:05,076
Yeah! Whoo!
Which one of you bitches is next?
599
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:07,078
Dude, come check this out.
600
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,371
Katrina is hammered.
601
00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,456
No, thanks.
602
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,541
Suit yourself. It's pretty cool.
603
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:15,170
It's not cool.
It's the opposite of cool.
604
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,129
Look.
605
00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:21,050
I know it's not easy
living in Kayvon's shadow,
606
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:23,762
but I honestly believe
that if you just be yourself,
607
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,972
people would see
what an awesome guy you are.
608
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,558
Be myself?
609
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:29,476
Yes.
610
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,394
Let them get to know the real me?
611
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:32,979
Exactly.
612
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,733
Nah, that'll never work.
My plan's way better.
613
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:39,986
Your plan is weird and probably illegal.
Oh shit. Go to camera three.
614
00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,696
Hey, now you're getting it.
615
00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:45,784
Bailey's here. Isn't she
the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
616
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,285
Ah, she's okay.
617
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,288
Her sister, on the other hand,
is looking fine as fuck.
618
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,083
Moment of truth. You coming?
619
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:57,670
I'm gonna give it another minute.
Let this simmer rise to a boil.
620
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,506
Good luck with that.
621
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,926
♪ Check it out ♪
622
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:04,969
♪ Check it, check it, check it out... ♪
623
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:08,807
What is Nicole doing
with that big-headed freak?
624
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,683
Okay, you're being kind of scary.
625
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:14,020
What? Her head is, like, huge, okay?
626
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:18,274
It's just a fact. Not that it matters.
You know I'm all about body positivity.
627
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:22,403
Beauty's a mostly male construct anyway.
Maybe it is, actually, a medical issue.
628
00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:24,405
What if something's wrong
and she's not just ugly?
629
00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:26,991
What the fuck is she wearing?
Maybe someone should say something...
630
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,251
Give me that.
631
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:43,049
- You okay?
- Aah, just Ruby being... funny.
632
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:46,302
You know, carpool stuff.
You look great, by the way.
633
00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:50,390
Thanks. So how's your first party?
Everything you always dreamed of?
634
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:53,643
So far, so good. I don't know
a lot of people, so it's awkward.
635
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,688
It's about to get more awkward
because you have no one to talk to.
636
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,106
Good luck.
637
00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,236
♪ I'm takin' off ♪
638
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,445
♪ Check it out... ♪
639
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:05,446
Well, shit.
640
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,451
Christ, would you just go home already?
641
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:14,289
Go home, just... throw on your sweats,
642
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,749
order some Postmates,
get a good night's sleep.
643
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,295
Call your mom.
You haven't called your mom in weeks.
644
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:24,132
Just get the fuck out of here.
Actually, I...
645
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,467
Mr. Studebaker!
- Fuck! Hey!
646
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:28,386
- Aaron, how are you?
- I thought that was you.
647
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,930
Ah, you know,
I was just in the neighborhood and...
648
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,932
That's awesome. Are you coming in?
649
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,684
- Nah.
Come on, let's go!
650
00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,728
Yep, okay, that's why I'm here, right?
651
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:38,771
Yeah, let's do it!
- Okay, let's do this.
652
00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:40,899
- Piece of shit! Fucking...
Check this shit out!
653
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:44,193
- It's fucking Studes! Hey, want a beer?
No. Got a hard out.
654
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,868
♪ Take me higher ♪
655
00:31:58,249 --> 00:31:59,751
♪ Take me higher ♪
656
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,711
♪ Higher ♪
657
00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:05,590
♪ Higher... ♪
658
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:11,012
Aw, he has no friends.
Check it out. I'mma mess with him.
659
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:13,681
Mm.
660
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,350
♪ Take me higher ♪
661
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:19,395
♪ See the light, love the darkness
Let me drown inside your eyes ♪
662
00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,606
♪ Feed the fire, lost desire ♪
663
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,524
♪ You leave me paralyzed ♪
664
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:25,360
♪ Push the limits, take me higher ♪
665
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,278
♪ Till I'm fallin' from your eyes ♪
666
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,072
♪ Take a sip, and let the choir... ♪
667
00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:31,407
Hey, did you want me to come over?
668
00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:32,617
Yeah, uh...
669
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,203
What's your deal?
670
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,414
In... in, like, what sense?
Like, personality-wise?
671
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:41,042
- Wait. Aren't you Alyssa's brother?
- Yeah, I'm Benj.
672
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,920
Me and your sister
used to do gymnastics together. Jessica.
673
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,423
- No shit! You're Alyssa's bro?
Yeah.
674
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:49,717
Dude, what did your sister do to her face?
675
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:53,262
- Don't be an asshole! Jeff!
I like it. It looks way better.
676
00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:56,224
Yeah. I don't know, man.
It's not really my place to say.
677
00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:00,770
I like this kid. He's loyal.
678
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,063
Come here.
679
00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:05,566
We're gonna fucking party tonight or what?
680
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:06,818
I think so.
681
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,612
Then don't give me
that half-assed, one-foot-in bullshit.
682
00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:12,657
Commit to me. Right now. Are you in?
683
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,039
- Okay. Yeah, I'm in.
Motherfucker, let's go!
684
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:23,167
Aight. Get out of here.
I'll let you know when it's time.
685
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:24,919
♪ Take me higher ♪
686
00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:27,755
♪ You make me ♪
687
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:31,217
- ♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage dream... ♪
Mm.
688
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,720
I can't believe
that dickhead wouldn't sell us cigarettes.
689
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,389
Let it go, man. How's that fluffernutter?
690
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:39,475
Bomb as fuck.
691
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:41,644
Oh yeah! Don't tell me.
692
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,354
Tell the people.
693
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:46,357
Come on. Let me see you flex.
694
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,403
You can do better than that one.
695
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,322
- Aah!
Aah, yeah!
696
00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:55,033
There it is!
- Whoo!
697
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:55,950
Come on!
698
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:58,661
- We out here riding electric, baby!
Whoo!
699
00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:00,580
Saving the planet, going green!
700
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:04,500
- Going green! That's all we see is green!
- Whoo! Whoo!
701
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:09,797
Man, just say the word if you wanna get up
on this chocolate gooey Ore-- Oh shit!
702
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:23,144
Whoo!
703
00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:25,021
Okay. It's time to go home.
704
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:27,482
Oh, no way, man! We just started.
705
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:31,319
Know what we should do?
We should cruise by Koosh's party.
706
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,197
- Oh, absolutely not!
- Come on, man.
707
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,783
This way,
when we do go to our first party,
708
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,076
we'll know what to expect.
709
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,243
Hell no.
710
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,621
Think of it as a recon mission.
711
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:43,539
Like in Halo.
712
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:49,587
I... do like recon.
713
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,631
Oh, I know you do.
714
00:34:52,298 --> 00:34:54,050
Okay, fine!
715
00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:56,594
Just a quick drive-by, but be careful.
716
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,138
Chill, man, I got this.
717
00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:03,851
Trust the process, man.
718
00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:06,020
♪ You make me ♪
719
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,439
♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage ♪
720
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,863
♪ I bring back that new thang ♪
721
00:35:15,863 --> 00:35:19,033
♪ Whoa, let me get down with a pose
Whoa, flexin'... ♪
722
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:20,118
- Busted.
723
00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:26,624
I'm just yanking your chain, playboy.
Hey, you're in my class, right?
724
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,042
Yeah, I'm Benj.
725
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:30,795
- Benj with a J. That's right.
- Benj.
726
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:33,005
- Yeah.
- Wanna hook me up with one of those?
727
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:34,674
Thank you, sir.
728
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,843
Hey, so how was
your first week in high school?
729
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:38,302
- It was... it was good.
- Yeah?
730
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,180
- I like my classes so far.
- Nice. Nice. Yeah, well...
731
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,642
High school's the best, man. Enjoy it.
732
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:46,936
♪ I bring back that new thang... ♪
733
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,021
Oh fuck, that's good.
734
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,528
- Hey, Benj, is it weird that I'm here?
- Oh.
735
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,156
Yo, Mr. Studebaker. Come do a shot!
736
00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,325
No, no. Thanks for asking though, guys.
I'm... I'm taking off in a few.
737
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,785
Come on. One shot. One!
738
00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:05,121
I'm just gonna get this over with.
You wanna come?
739
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,914
- You... you... you go ahead.
- You sure?
740
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:08,249
I gotta find someone.
741
00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:10,877
Yeah, you do.
742
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,795
Hey, go get her.
743
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,799
Where'd they go?
744
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:19,677
Look who's here!
745
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,762
- All right.
Holy shit, bro! It's my teacher!
746
00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,222
Hi, guys. Listen up!
747
00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:26,559
I don't wanna blur the lines too much,
so I will make you a deal.
748
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,895
- I will do a shot.
Whoo!
749
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:34,233
But... but... but you gotta let me
teach you something in the process.
750
00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:35,735
- Okay? Give me a break.
751
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,112
I'm an educator. I gotta educate, right?
752
00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:42,491
Good. Hannah, hand me that 151.
753
00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:45,620
And what is that?
Is that Amaretto? Yeah, that'll do.
754
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,455
Okay!
755
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:50,833
- Who's ready for a science lesson?
756
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,002
♪ This that drive-by ♪
757
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,338
♪ This that Shawty Lo in Impala ♪
758
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:58,299
♪ Hello out the whip
With the clip, make you bye-bye ♪
759
00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:01,427
♪ Roll the windows up
Hotbox, smokin' la la ♪
760
00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:03,679
♪ Roll the windows down
See the opps... ♪
761
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:06,265
Holy shit!
762
00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,975
Thank God we're not in there!
763
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,810
No fucking way!
764
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,895
Fetus can drive?
765
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,231
Oh, crazy.
766
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,523
Look! It's Katrina.
767
00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:15,942
I need my purse.
768
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,361
Someone fucking stole it!
769
00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,238
It's on your shoulder, babe.
770
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:22,907
Ow!
- Damn.
771
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,200
Where's her Uber?
772
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,826
It's a Tesla.
773
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:28,162
- Bougie bitch.
- There it is.
774
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,583
What? Hey, hey, don't wave back!
775
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,460
I'm being polite! Look, man!
776
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,629
Shit, they're coming this way!
What do we do?
777
00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:37,964
Uh, be cool. Peel out.
778
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:40,633
- Those are totally different things!
- Do one of 'em!
779
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,768
Oh fuck!
She's getting in! Oh shit!
780
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:55,106
- Oh shit!
- Bye, guys! Love you! Mm! I love them.
781
00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,902
Hey, do you have an iPhone charger?
782
00:37:59,902 --> 00:38:01,445
We're not your Uber.
783
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,614
Yeah-huh. For Katrina.
784
00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:06,284
Maybe we should take her home.
785
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,119
We have no idea where she lives.
786
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,370
Where do you live?
787
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:11,664
- Taco Bell.
- You don't live at a Taco Bell.
788
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:12,581
Yeah, I do.
789
00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:16,294
I've lived there for, like, ever,
so you don't know me.
790
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,379
- So how do you even know?
- What?
791
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:21,841
Just take me home,
or I'll hit you with freaking one star.
792
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,426
Go for it. I'm not an Uber.
793
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,178
"I'm not your Uber." There goes a star.
794
00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:27,888
Oh, uh, okay. Now, Katrina--
795
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,349
No more chitchat. It's music time.
796
00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,519
- Fuck yes, bitch!
797
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:34,979
Yo, film this shit.
798
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,605
I'm about to set it off.
799
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:39,900
♪ Bling, bling, bitch
Do my own thing, bitch ♪
800
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,778
♪ Fuck a wedding ring
That ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪
801
00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:45,197
♪ Wake up, little bitches
Let me show you how to live ♪
802
00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:47,908
♪ Hair done, nails done
Keep everything did ♪
803
00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:50,119
Drive!
804
00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,376
Looking a little lost there, pal.
805
00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:58,919
To your right.
806
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:00,421
Look up.
807
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:02,256
There you go.
808
00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:03,466
Koosh?
809
00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:06,344
You fucking know it, dog!
What you creeping around up here for?
810
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,763
- Says the guy watching on a spy cam.
- [Koosh] Touché.
811
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,307
Thought you might be looking for Bailey
but never mind.
812
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,559
- You know where she is?
- [Koosh] Duh, I know everything.
813
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:16,812
- I'm like God, remember?
- Right. Where is she?
814
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,648
I can't tell you that.
It would violate your moral code.
815
00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,067
Okay, don't be a dick.
816
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,819
Fine.
See the door on your left? Open it.
817
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,155
- Fuck off!
818
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,698
Yeah, I'm so sorry!
819
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:32,453
Okay, you're an asshole.
Do you even know where she is?
820
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:35,456
She's... she's just left. If you hustle,
you can probably catch her.
821
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:47,301
So the higher the proof of alcohol,
the lower the density, right? Make sense?
822
00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:50,262
So the 151 just kind of floats on top.
823
00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:53,474
You know what else is pretty cool
about 151?
824
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,727
It is flammable as fuck.
825
00:39:58,604 --> 00:40:01,565
Hot coffee!
Blow 'em out, throw 'em back.
826
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,446
- Bah!
827
00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:08,447
Whoo!
828
00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,909
- Okay, guys. I gotta go now for real.
829
00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,453
No, no, no,
it's past this old man's bedtime.
830
00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:17,206
Have a good time. Be safe. Studes out!
831
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:19,083
- Whoo!
832
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,585
Yeah!
833
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:26,590
Bailey, wait!
834
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,342
- What?
- You're leaving?
835
00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:31,554
Jesus Christ, dude. You scared me.
836
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,889
Sorry, that was...
that was a little intense.
837
00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:34,974
But you can't leave.
838
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,350
I can't?
839
00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:39,770
You can. You can do whatever you want.
It's just you shouldn't.
840
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,688
Why is that?
841
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:43,399
Because you promised we'd have a beer
this summer. Remember?
842
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,569
Right, and I suppose
you're gonna hold me to that.
843
00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:49,655
Well, I just figured
you'd wanna keep your word.
844
00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,491
- Being an honorable person and all.
845
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:54,869
I do value honor a great deal.
846
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,246
I know. That's why I chased you down.
847
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,542
All right, sure. I got one in me.
848
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,258
Commence Operation Meet-cute.
849
00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,386
Which one of you lucky ladies
will win the rose?
850
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:16,599
Ooh, Michelle Pulaski cleans up nice.
851
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,434
But I think Kayvon hooked up with her.
852
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:19,768
- He'd murder me.
853
00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:21,228
What a butt!
854
00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:24,190
Who am I kidding?
I wouldn't know what to do with that.
855
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:28,152
Hang on. What do we have here?
856
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,321
Hello, future soulmate.
857
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,073
Oh, hang on. Who's this scumbag?
858
00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:35,451
Oh no, baby. He's all wrong for you.
859
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,702
I'll fix that.
860
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:40,873
Ha-ha!
861
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,416
Meet-cute time!
862
00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,755
- Nicole, hi!
Oh.
863
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,965
Is one of these for me?
864
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:53,802
- Actually, it was for...
- Do you wanna go somewhere and talk?
865
00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:57,014
I feel like we haven't hung out
since summer. We used to be friends.
866
00:41:57,014 --> 00:42:01,769
Actually, I can't.
I told someone I'd get them a drink.
867
00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:02,937
Oh, who? Joni?
868
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,563
Well, yeah.
869
00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:05,689
Okay.
870
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:08,067
Look, I get it.
871
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,653
This summer,
I was, like, straight-up fug--
872
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:11,737
That's not true.
873
00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:14,740
Yeah, it is, but it's fine
because I fixed it,
874
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:17,201
and now
I'm objectively hotter than her, so...
875
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,536
It's not about that.
876
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,497
Okay, so what's it about, then?
877
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:24,333
- Can we not do this now?
- Come on, just fucking tell me.
878
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:28,837
Fine. Honestly, you're mean.
You make people feel bad about themselves.
879
00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:33,133
And, yeah, you look good,
but... your insides are gross.
880
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,178
Bye, Alyssa.
881
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:38,055
♪ Shining out of me ♪
882
00:42:38,847 --> 00:42:42,017
♪ Kissed with permanent emotion... ♪
883
00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:45,729
Sorry, I live here.
I gotta check something real quick.
884
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:46,981
- For real?
- Seriously?
885
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:48,065
Damn!
886
00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,485
- What? No!
887
00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:53,487
Sorry, guys, toilet's busted.
888
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:56,156
Use the guest house,
or piss in the bushes.
889
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,160
No!
890
00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:01,745
Everything okay?
891
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:02,705
I'm sorry?
892
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:05,833
I couldn't help but notice
you look distressed. I live here.
893
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:06,792
This is my party.
894
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,460
Oh, I thought it was Kayvon's.
895
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,713
- It's both of ours.
- Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine.
896
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,673
I... I just need to use the bathroom.
897
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:15,759
I suppose you can use the VIP.
898
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,262
Oh my God. I'll be so, so quick.
899
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:19,763
Right this way.
900
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:24,435
Mm.
901
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:25,811
Mm.
902
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:29,315
What a fucking animal!
903
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:31,859
At least
she isn't rapping anymore.
904
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:33,652
Hey, hey, hey, watch the leather!
905
00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:36,196
Oh! I can't waste that.
906
00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:41,035
Oh, this is making me sick!
907
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,329
That's not a napkin.
908
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,706
Oh, what the fuck, man?
909
00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:50,711
I can't watch this anymore.
Tell us where you live.
910
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:56,383
Night night.
911
00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:59,637
- Hey! Hey, don't do that!
- No! No, Katrina! Wake up!
912
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:02,181
- Katrina! Wake up! Wake--
- Hey! You can't do that!
913
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:07,853
- What now?
- Hey, check her purse. What's her ID say?
914
00:44:10,564 --> 00:44:13,025
162 Wilmot Ave. Boom! Let's roll.
915
00:44:20,282 --> 00:44:22,993
The name gravity bong
is a bit misleading, right,
916
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,413
because what we're really dealing with
here is pressure, okay?
917
00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:28,123
As I lift the container,
918
00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:31,460
I'm essentially creating
a pressure vacuum, right,
919
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:34,630
filling the increasing surface area
with smoke.
920
00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:36,340
See how milky that is?
921
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,634
Oh, look who's paying attention for once!
922
00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:41,387
Okay, so as I push down, what I'm doing
923
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:44,264
is rapidly increasing
the internal pressure,
924
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:47,935
expelling the smoke out of the chamber
and into my lungs.
925
00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:49,144
Are we ready for that?
926
00:44:49,144 --> 00:44:51,105
Let me get a Studes! Studes!
927
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,440
Studes!
Studes! Studes! Studes!
928
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,150
Here we go!
929
00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:03,659
Smooth.
930
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,203
Okay, who's on deck?
931
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:09,790
Hey, right here. I got this!
- All right, guys. See you Monday!
932
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,918
High five! Whoa!
933
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,382
Thank you so much.
934
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:22,511
- Sorry we had to come down here.
- Oh, that's okay. It's a nice basement.
935
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,430
It's more than a basement, really.
936
00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:27,975
We have a screening room, an arcade.
We even have a spa.
937
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,727
- Oh.
- Wanna see?
938
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,979
Uh... su... sure.
939
00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,738
Wow, you weren't lying.
940
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,740
You have a spa in your home.
941
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:47,244
Yeah, my family's big on mindfulness.
I'm sure you picked up on it from my vibe.
942
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,705
- You seem chill.
- Thank you. I am.
943
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:51,707
Anyways, should we get back?
944
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,083
- Yeah.
Yeah.
945
00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:57,504
That's weird. It's locked.
946
00:45:57,504 --> 00:45:58,881
You're kidding me, right?
947
00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:01,675
No worries. I'll call someone.
948
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,138
Oh, dang it. No service. You?
949
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,224
- Nothing.
- Oh, shoot!
950
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:13,687
- Uh, okay. Is there another way out?
- No.
951
00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:17,816
In one mile,
turn left on Havenhurst Boulevard.
952
00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,196
- Dude!
- What?
953
00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:24,615
Have the decency to crack a window, man!
954
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,034
What are you talking about?
I don't even smell.
955
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:33,540
Bro, what the fuck? Open a window!
956
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,127
Oh!
957
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,130
What is that?
958
00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:43,258
I... I... I don't know.
I've never experienced that smell before!
959
00:46:43,258 --> 00:46:44,218
Make it stop!
960
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:47,221
Oh God. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Lady!
961
00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:49,181
You gotta put a cork in it.
962
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,727
Oh shit! She shit!
963
00:46:53,727 --> 00:46:54,853
- What?
Shit!
964
00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,939
She fucking shit! Oh shit!
965
00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:58,273
What do you mean she shit?
966
00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:02,402
I mean, shit is literally
falling out of her butt right now!
967
00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,863
- Oh, it's on my hand!
968
00:47:04,863 --> 00:47:06,490
I got shit on my hand!
969
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,785
- What the fuck? Don't put it on me!
970
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:36,228
Ew, get it off of me!
971
00:47:37,062 --> 00:47:39,565
It's in my mouth!
I've got shit in my mouth!
972
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:41,942
Why would she do this?
973
00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:46,363
So, want the good news or bad news?
974
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:47,364
More bad news?
975
00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:50,242
Bad news is that all we have to eat
are these strawberries.
976
00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:53,328
Good news is
that they look ripe and delicious.
977
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:55,873
Also, I found
this pretty nice bottle of champagne.
978
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:58,500
I guess that makes
two pieces of good news.
979
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,671
So do you, like, get lots of massages?
980
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:05,757
Actually, I prefer to give.
That's why I got certified.
981
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:08,719
Hey, if you want, I could give you
some light reflexology.
982
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,805
- Oh, uh, you don't have to do that.
Are you kidding?
983
00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:15,100
- After the trouble I've caused?
- Do you really know what you're doing?
984
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,895
I know that spinal stenosis
is no laughing matter.
985
00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:21,398
Come on. Alleviate my guilt.
986
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:26,069
Uh, all right. Uh, fuck it.
I will take a free massage.
987
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:29,281
That's the spirit. I'mma go wash up.
We'll start face down.
988
00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:32,993
♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪
989
00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,662
-
- ♪ To have a good time ♪
990
00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:36,705
♪ Oh, oh ♪
991
00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:40,375
♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪
992
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:43,128
- ♪ To have a good time... ♪
993
00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:45,589
Beer for you.
- Thank you.
994
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:49,092
♪ We could dance and party all night ♪
995
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:52,763
♪ And drink some cherry wine... ♪
996
00:48:53,513 --> 00:48:56,433
- I love this song.
- Oh yeah? Wanna get on the mic?
997
00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,352
Very funny.
998
00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:02,189
Come on, share your gift.
Excuse me. Can I have your attention?
999
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:05,192
- No! Don't be a dick, please.
- All right. Jeez!
1000
00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:07,778
God forbid anyone meets the real you.
1001
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:11,031
I'm sorry. I just...
I don't feel like singing right now.
1002
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,366
Copy that.
1003
00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:14,660
Cool guys don't sing.
1004
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:18,413
How was your first week?
Any ladies in the mix?
1005
00:49:18,413 --> 00:49:19,790
- Not yet.
Really?
1006
00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,834
Good-looking guy like you?
What's taking so long?
1007
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:25,629
There is this girl I kinda like.
1008
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:28,298
Sounds serious. What's her deal?
1009
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:31,593
Well, she's really cool and smart.
1010
00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:32,761
Cool and smart?
1011
00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:34,304
Hard to believe, right?
1012
00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:36,682
So what are you waiting for?
1013
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:38,684
Make a move.
1014
00:49:40,268 --> 00:49:41,687
What if she's not into it?
1015
00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:44,606
What if she is?
1016
00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:49,945
Jesus!
1017
00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:52,739
It's all good, muchachos!
1018
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:57,327
It's just a chemical reaction.
You know why? Because it's science!
1019
00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,454
Oh my...
What's going on?
1020
00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:01,415
Hey!
1021
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:03,166
Step right up, boys and girls!
1022
00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:09,965
Step right up and witness
the incredible fire-breathing dragon-man!
1023
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:14,803
Oh!
- Oh fuck.
1024
00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:16,013
It's hot!
1025
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:18,223
It's getting hot! It's getting hot!
1026
00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:19,975
Oh!
1027
00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,393
It's okay!
1028
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,606
- God! Help me, please!
1029
00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:29,026
I'm your teacher,
for fuck's sake! Help!
1030
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,070
Oh!
1031
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,573
Oh!
Is he alive?
1032
00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:44,875
Yeah!
1033
00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:46,752
Ha-ha!
1034
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:51,131
Yeah! Yeah!
1035
00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:52,716
Yeah!
1036
00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:56,344
Studes!
Studes! Studes! Studes!
1037
00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:59,890
Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes!
1038
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,271
Oh... Oh!
1039
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,192
Dennis is gonna kill me!
1040
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:12,569
Fuck Dennis. He's never gonna know.
1041
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:16,490
Are you crazy? It looks like
Willy Wonka's diarrhea factory in there.
1042
00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:21,119
Look, I say we go back to your house
and get in bed. This never happened.
1043
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:23,789
What? What about the car?
1044
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:26,374
What car? I have no idea
what you're talking about.
1045
00:51:26,374 --> 00:51:29,503
And Katrina? We can't leave her shitty ass
on the side of the road.
1046
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:30,504
Why not?
1047
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:33,090
Because some psycho rapist
could snatch her up!
1048
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,884
Dude, she's covered in poo.
It's like a protective force field.
1049
00:51:36,551 --> 00:51:39,679
Look, at some point,
some cop is gonna cruise by
1050
00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,807
and think she stole the car
and took a dump in it.
1051
00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:44,643
And what happens when she wakes up
and tells the truth?
1052
00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:49,356
Hey. Katrina, wake up.
1053
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,316
- Do you know us?
1054
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:53,401
Get out of my room, you fucking bitch.
1055
00:51:53,401 --> 00:51:55,862
- Not exactly a star witness.
- It doesn't matter.
1056
00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:59,407
They'll trace my credit card to Taco Bell.
They'll pull the security footage.
1057
00:51:59,407 --> 00:52:01,952
What is this? CSI Special Fecal Unit?
1058
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,578
It's never gonna work.
1059
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,958
Fine.
1060
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:11,586
New plan.
1061
00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:23,974
All right. Nice work.
Let's bounce.
1062
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:26,685
What's the matter?
1063
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,646
This feels fucked-up.
1064
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:32,440
Yeah. Well, karma's a stinky perfume.
1065
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,317
We can't
just leave her here like this
1066
00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:37,070
with her underpants filled to the brim
with diarrhea.
1067
00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:40,031
They're America's heroes.
This is what they train for.
1068
00:52:40,031 --> 00:52:42,033
Her parents are gonna have to pick her up.
1069
00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:45,287
Good. Maybe it'll finally motivate them
to potty-train her.
1070
00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:47,706
Quick, grab her legs!
1071
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:50,417
- I just washed my hands!
- Well, just fucking do it.
1072
00:52:55,672 --> 00:53:00,468
♪ Yeah I'm fresh and fly
As nobody in this room here gon' try it ♪
1073
00:53:00,468 --> 00:53:02,721
♪ See my fit, it's a fit
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick... ♪
1074
00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:04,556
Oh. Close.
1075
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,768
So you're really done with singing, huh?
1076
00:53:09,811 --> 00:53:11,980
Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm over it.
1077
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,440
Oh, that's too bad.
1078
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:17,736
For the record, I always thought
you had a pretty nice voice. Kobe!
1079
00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,696
- How are you so good at this?
1080
00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,907
- How are you so bad at this?
- I don't know. I suck.
1081
00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:23,617
- Yo, there you are.
1082
00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:25,827
- Those guys from the skate park are here.
- Here?
1083
00:53:25,827 --> 00:53:28,788
Yeah. They'll probably murder us,
so we should go. How you doing?
1084
00:53:28,788 --> 00:53:30,582
- I told you!
- What's going on?
1085
00:53:30,582 --> 00:53:32,709
Oh, we ripped off some guys earlier.
1086
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:33,919
You ripped them off.
1087
00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:37,464
Benj! We are partners.
We succeed and fail as a unit.
1088
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,424
There's those motherfuckers.
1089
00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:43,303
- Hey, what's up, fellas? How are ya?
- Shut the fuck up.
1090
00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:45,430
- Yep.
- You think you can sell us fake shit?
1091
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:48,099
Fake shit? There must be
some kind of misunderstanding.
1092
00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:49,059
Talk fast, bitch.
1093
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,435
I got it from Benj.
1094
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,065
- I... I had nothing to do with this.
He told me it was dank.
1095
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,441
Ruby. Come on, man.
1096
00:53:56,441 --> 00:54:00,278
Come to think of it,
I popped mine, like, two hours ago,
1097
00:54:00,278 --> 00:54:02,530
and, well, I don't feel shit either.
1098
00:54:02,530 --> 00:54:05,408
Come on. I tried to stay in the car.
He forced me. He's lying.
1099
00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:09,037
Come on, Benjamin. The jig is up.
1100
00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:11,790
Give them their money back,
take your beating,
1101
00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:13,708
and learn from your mistakes.
1102
00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:14,626
Oh no!
1103
00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:17,712
Go easy on him, guys. He's just a kid.
1104
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:20,298
Oh my God!
1105
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,050
Oh!
1106
00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,888
I don't know what is going on,
but I'll pay you back.
1107
00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:29,224
Nah, homey.
It's too late for that.
1108
00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:31,393
Please, man. I'm a good person.
1109
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,687
Oh shit! It's Kayvon!
- Yo, is there a problem?
1110
00:54:33,687 --> 00:54:37,274
Yeah, there's a fucking problem.
Your boys here just ripped us off.
1111
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,276
This bitch?
1112
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,361
Oh!
1113
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:43,321
He's not my boy.
1114
00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:44,864
Yeah. Well...
1115
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:47,701
someone owes us $300.
1116
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,619
That's not my business, dog.
1117
00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:53,206
My business is hosting this party
and ensuring my guests have a good time.
1118
00:54:53,206 --> 00:54:55,041
Now, you can either respect that,
1119
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:57,836
or I could fuck you up
in front of all these people.
1120
00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:59,129
Oh damn!
1121
00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:02,549
Oh, shit's about to go down.
1122
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,597
Yeah, I respect that.
1123
00:55:12,183 --> 00:55:14,102
I appreciate you being mature about it.
1124
00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:15,770
All right!
1125
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,522
- That's mad big of you, dog.
- Thanks, dog.
1126
00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:21,318
You know what? I like that.
Why don't you guys grab yourself a drink?
1127
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,279
Make yourself comfortable, okay?
If you need anything, come find me.
1128
00:55:30,869 --> 00:55:32,245
Oh!
1129
00:55:33,204 --> 00:55:34,122
Oh my God!
1130
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,173
Oh!
1131
00:55:46,926 --> 00:55:47,844
Come on!
1132
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:53,767
Gotta call you back.
1133
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,644
- You broke my fucking nose!
- Oh my God, I'm so sorry!
1134
00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,147
Fuck you!
1135
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:03,151
Marlon!
1136
00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:11,159
Dude, what the fuck?
1137
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:12,869
- What?
What do you mean "what"?
1138
00:56:12,869 --> 00:56:15,747
- I thought you were about to get murdered.
- Fucking Ruby.
1139
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:16,664
I--
1140
00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:21,711
Wow, that's...
1141
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,630
Thank you?
1142
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:27,258
You're welcome. I mean, you were clearly
never gonna make a move.
1143
00:56:27,258 --> 00:56:30,095
Sorry about that.
I just didn't really know how you felt.
1144
00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:33,515
Well, now you know.
So next time, don't overthink it.
1145
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:34,682
Yeah, no, no. I won't.
1146
00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,855
- Like, now would be that time.
Oh.
1147
00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:41,898
Yeah.
1148
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,401
Here I come.
1149
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:56,413
Was that okay?
1150
00:56:57,122 --> 00:57:00,417
That was... surprisingly good, actually.
1151
00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:05,505
- Don't tell your sister.
- I'd never tell her anything.
1152
00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:08,716
I'm serious. I'll fuck you up.
This is not a good look for me.
1153
00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,677
Wow. Thanks.
1154
00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:11,719
Don't get me wrong.
1155
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:15,557
I mean, you're super cute,
but you're a freshman. I'm a sophomore.
1156
00:57:15,557 --> 00:57:17,225
- Yeah.
- The gap is unbridgeable.
1157
00:57:17,225 --> 00:57:19,894
Fine, but you have to promise
not to tell anyone either.
1158
00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:21,563
Oh really? Why is that?
1159
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:25,108
Well, because I'm a freshman. New kid.
I wanna keep my options open.
1160
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:26,901
Oh, you do, do you?
1161
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,238
No, not really.
1162
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:41,416
Okay, I should probably get back
1163
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:43,960
before people think
I'm off somewhere blowing you.
1164
00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:47,172
Not gonna happen.
1165
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:48,590
No, I don't even want that.
1166
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:50,842
That's not what I...
1167
00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:54,262
Obviously, if you wanted to,
I would totally allow that.
1168
00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:56,097
That came out wrong. Uh...
1169
00:57:56,097 --> 00:57:59,392
You don't need my permission.
You can do anything you want.
1170
00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:01,686
I support women.
1171
00:58:03,521 --> 00:58:06,441
Find me before you leave.
Maybe I'll give you a ride.
1172
00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:11,029
This was fun.
1173
00:58:20,997 --> 00:58:22,790
Oh shit, he's alive!
1174
00:58:22,790 --> 00:58:26,377
Oh my God. Yo, bro. Thank you.
1175
00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:28,046
I needed that.
1176
00:58:28,046 --> 00:58:30,215
- Look, I should have taped up.
- Oh my God!
1177
00:58:30,215 --> 00:58:31,466
They got all messed up.
1178
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,635
Yeah. Thank you.
- I love you, kid!
1179
00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:36,054
- It's all good. We're all friends now.
- Yeah!
1180
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:37,096
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
1181
00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:38,431
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
1182
00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:46,940
♪ You ready? ♪
1183
00:58:53,571 --> 00:58:54,739
♪ This is it now ♪
1184
00:58:54,739 --> 00:58:55,740
♪ Can't quit now ♪
1185
00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:57,659
♪ Feel the pressure is on the rise ♪
1186
00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,702
♪ I'm burning inside, energy is high ♪
1187
00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:00,995
♪ And I feel so alive ♪
1188
00:59:00,995 --> 00:59:02,789
♪ Had to face up, so I prayed up ♪
1189
00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,999
♪ Put my head down and I came up ♪
1190
00:59:04,999 --> 00:59:06,876
- ♪ Came up ♪
- ♪ So what you afraid of? ♪
1191
00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:08,795
♪This is what legends are made of ♪
1192
00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,588
♪ Center stage of a new wave ♪
1193
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:12,840
♪ Of hustlerz, ballerz, and renegades ♪
1194
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,259
♪ Every day stay dedicated ♪
1195
00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:16,344
♪ On a mission
Until we can say we made it ♪
1196
00:59:16,344 --> 00:59:19,681
♪ It's nothing life will just hand you
Always did what they told me I can't do ♪
1197
00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:21,766
♪ And it's still all a gamble ♪
1198
00:59:21,766 --> 00:59:23,935
♪ Go and handle yo' handle ♪
1199
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:25,520
- ♪ You ready? ♪
- ♪ You ready? ♪
1200
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,689
- ♪ Keep your eyes peeled ♪
- ♪ What's up? ♪
1201
00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:29,107
- ♪ You hear it comin'? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
1202
00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:30,567
♪ It's 'bout to get real... ♪
1203
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,404
♪ Watch ♪
1204
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,116
♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1205
00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:41,119
♪ What's up? ♪
1206
00:59:42,203 --> 00:59:43,329
♪ You know the deal ♪
1207
00:59:43,329 --> 00:59:45,373
♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1208
00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:48,459
♪ This is high stakes, no off days ♪
1209
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:50,336
♪ You cooked if you caught in the blaze ♪
1210
00:59:50,336 --> 00:59:53,881
♪ You either eaten or you get ate
It's all part of the game we play ♪
1211
00:59:53,881 --> 00:59:55,592
♪ When I stand up, never jammed up ♪
1212
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,635
♪ Can't go under
Do you over stand us? ♪
1213
00:59:57,635 --> 00:59:59,596
- ♪ Over stand us ♪
- ♪ Don't take it for granted ♪
1214
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,556
♪ It's bigger than life on this planet ♪
1215
01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:04,601
♪ Nuff said 'cause I know the ledge
And I'm pushing it right to the edge... ♪
1216
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:06,144
Whoo!
- ♪ Only break bread ♪
1217
01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:08,354
♪ My real head
For the blood and the tears we shed ♪
1218
01:00:08,354 --> 01:00:10,440
♪ Be patient, we done waiting ♪
1219
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,983
♪ So at the end of the day ♪
1220
01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:14,193
♪ You know the deal ♪
1221
01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:15,612
♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1222
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:41,054
Hey, Stude!
1223
01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:43,598
See you Monday.
1224
01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:45,016
Okay, all done.
1225
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:48,519
You may feel a little sore tomorrow.
Nothing to worry about.
1226
01:00:48,519 --> 01:00:49,646
Just a toxin release.
1227
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:53,608
And if you want, a nice hot soak
is always great for recovery.
1228
01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:56,402
Well, I didn't bring a suit, so...
1229
01:00:56,402 --> 01:00:58,613
Oh. We have plenty of suits
in the changing room.
1230
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:02,033
Are you gonna get in?
1231
01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:03,826
To the tub?
1232
01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:05,828
I can't go alone, right?
1233
01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:07,372
I... I mean, I guess I could.
1234
01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:10,333
Why don't you go change?
I'll get it all set up.
1235
01:01:12,585 --> 01:01:14,712
Right back there. Take any suit you want.
1236
01:01:14,712 --> 01:01:15,797
Okay.
1237
01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:20,009
Yes! Yes! It's freaking on.
1238
01:01:30,978 --> 01:01:31,979
I'm high.
1239
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,861
There he is! Just the man
I wanted to see! Come here!
1240
01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:41,948
Come here. Let me ask you something.
You like jazz?
1241
01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:43,408
Yeah. Yeah, I... I like jazz.
1242
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,034
Course you do, you bastard.
1243
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:47,203
I've got something for you.
1244
01:01:49,414 --> 01:01:50,540
Oh my God!
1245
01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:52,583
What happened to you?
1246
01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:55,461
Oh, I have an older brother, so...
1247
01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:56,421
Oh.
1248
01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:58,923
Oh! Almost forgot the drinks.
1249
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,847
Some bubbles to go with these bubbles.
1250
01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:08,891
Oh shit! Are you okay?
1251
01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:09,976
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck!
1252
01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:12,145
Oh my God! Oh my God! Your shoulder!
1253
01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:14,564
- Oh, what is that?
- God. I think it's your bone.
1254
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,315
- Oh God!
1255
01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:18,526
Don't just stand there! Get help!
1256
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:20,153
How? We're locked in.
1257
01:02:21,946 --> 01:02:23,281
I have a key.
1258
01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:25,366
- What?!
1259
01:02:25,366 --> 01:02:26,492
In my pants!
1260
01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:30,371
Motherfucker!
Come on!
1261
01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,208
You have had a key this entire time?
1262
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,836
Who cares how long I had it?
I'm fucking dying here.
1263
01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:39,005
Fucking creep! What is wrong with you?
1264
01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:41,716
I don't know! I have low self-esteem.
1265
01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:43,551
I'm trying to impress my brother.
1266
01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:46,888
I know I'm a piece of shit,
but I don't deserve to die.
1267
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,974
Please?
1268
01:02:49,974 --> 01:02:51,559
Call 911.
1269
01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:54,061
Call yourself, asshole.
1270
01:02:59,692 --> 01:03:01,652
Guess who the cat drug up?
1271
01:03:01,652 --> 01:03:02,737
Hey!
1272
01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:06,157
Somebody cut up a little jazz,
so I guess we're going.
1273
01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:08,201
Oh. Oh!
1274
01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:10,828
Oh no. I'm gonna stick with the beer.
Thank you though.
1275
01:03:10,828 --> 01:03:12,663
What? What you talking about?
1276
01:03:12,663 --> 01:03:14,540
You... you gave me your word, man.
1277
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:17,126
- What, are you not a man of your word?
1278
01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:18,252
Come on.
- Come on.
1279
01:03:18,252 --> 01:03:19,420
Just do it.
1280
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:23,299
Benj! Benj!
Benj! Benj! Benj!
1281
01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:25,259
- Fuck it, I'll do it.
- Attaboy!
1282
01:03:25,259 --> 01:03:27,637
You heard him! One monster rail!
1283
01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:31,933
Oh no, no, no! Just one medium-sized rail
will be fine. Do I just sniff it?
1284
01:03:32,850 --> 01:03:34,894
Wait a fucking minute.
This your first time?
1285
01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:36,896
- Oh!
- Oh my God!
1286
01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:39,982
Aight, shit. We gotta make this special.
1287
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:43,402
Uh, quick, somebody give me
a, uh, hundred-dollar bill.
1288
01:03:43,402 --> 01:03:46,948
Ooh, matter of fact, let me get
a gold record or some shit. Who got that?
1289
01:03:46,948 --> 01:03:49,492
He should do it off Jessica.
She thinks he's cute.
1290
01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:52,745
Great idea.
Jessica, get your butt over here.
1291
01:03:52,745 --> 01:03:55,331
No, Jessica.
Really, you don't have to do that.
1292
01:03:55,331 --> 01:03:58,292
It's not a big deal. You can if you want.
1293
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,880
Time to make some dreams come true.
1294
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:05,132
Oh!
Sweet!
1295
01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:08,052
Oh my God, that's so fun!
1296
01:04:08,052 --> 01:04:10,054
Don't be shy.
1297
01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:15,226
Attaboy. You ain't no bitch baby no more.
Get in there. Shit's clean.
1298
01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:19,897
Oh God, it burns.
1299
01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:20,982
Wow.
1300
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,276
- Bailey?
- Real nice.
1301
01:04:24,402 --> 01:04:25,278
Wait!
1302
01:04:25,903 --> 01:04:28,114
Oh shit! Oh fuck!
1303
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:30,199
That was really bad. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1304
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:33,703
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Easy, little fella. Breathe.
1305
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:35,872
I'm sorry. I've never done coke before.
1306
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,999
- Oh my God. He thinks it's coke.
1307
01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,459
Okay, you still haven't.
1308
01:04:41,502 --> 01:04:42,420
What?
1309
01:04:43,087 --> 01:04:44,714
That was K, man.
1310
01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:45,756
K?
1311
01:04:45,756 --> 01:04:51,304
Ketamine. It's, like... for cats, I think.
Might be horses. Shit, I forgot.
1312
01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,347
- Oh God! I'm gonna die.
1313
01:04:53,347 --> 01:04:56,058
- Relax!
1314
01:04:56,851 --> 01:05:01,147
Sit down.
Let the wave wash you back to shore.
1315
01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:22,168
♪ Whoo! ♪
1316
01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:25,838
Let's go. Right.
1317
01:05:26,589 --> 01:05:29,759
- Let's go. Let's move it.
I can't be driving right now!
1318
01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:31,719
Where are my keys?
- All out of here!
1319
01:05:31,719 --> 01:05:34,931
All right.
Time to go home! Party's over!
1320
01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:37,975
Jesus Christ.
1321
01:05:48,152 --> 01:05:49,028
Alyssa?
1322
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,782
- Holy shit!
I know!
1323
01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,867
I'm a fucking monster.
1324
01:05:55,409 --> 01:05:57,578
Inside and out.
1325
01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:10,883
If it makes you feel any better,
I broke my collarbone in two places.
1326
01:06:10,883 --> 01:06:12,510
I'm sure you deserved it.
1327
01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:13,844
Without a doubt.
1328
01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:15,680
I got off easy.
1329
01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,393
Wanna talk about it?
1330
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:24,522
There's nothing to talk about.
1331
01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:27,942
Nicole was right.
1332
01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:34,699
It doesn't fucking matter what I look like
because my soul is... dog shit.
1333
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,617
That's not true.
1334
01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:41,163
You're crazy hot. You smell great.
And your butt's like a freaking walnut.
1335
01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:42,748
What the fuck, dude?
1336
01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:44,917
Who fucking talks like that?
1337
01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:48,963
I'm sorry. I'm trying to change,
but it's gonna take some time.
1338
01:06:50,548 --> 01:06:53,759
What I'm trying to say is
you're great the way you are.
1339
01:06:58,305 --> 01:07:01,058
You don't think I'm, like, a huge bitch?
1340
01:07:01,058 --> 01:07:05,146
Oh, you're a gigantic bitch,
but that's what makes you so great.
1341
01:07:07,064 --> 01:07:07,898
Look.
1342
01:07:08,607 --> 01:07:11,110
I'm not stupid. I know I'm a douche.
1343
01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:16,657
The only reason people tolerate me
is because my parents are rich,
1344
01:07:16,657 --> 01:07:18,534
and I throw sick parties.
1345
01:07:18,534 --> 01:07:19,744
Your brother does.
1346
01:07:20,327 --> 01:07:22,371
We both do as a team,
1347
01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:25,833
but you've always called me on my shit,
no matter what.
1348
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:29,628
You're raw and real and wild.
1349
01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:33,924
And if Nicole can't handle that,
she doesn't deserve you.
1350
01:07:37,762 --> 01:07:39,388
Thanks.
1351
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:42,141
That's sweet.
1352
01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:43,851
It's the truth.
1353
01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:50,149
Wait.
1354
01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:52,610
Is this a meet-cute?
1355
01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:54,236
Not a fucking chance.
1356
01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:55,196
Fair enough.
1357
01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:03,579
I don't even know who you are.
1358
01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:06,916
What the fuck even is ketamine?
1359
01:08:10,961 --> 01:08:12,213
Don't know? Not sure?
1360
01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,840
- I think it's for cats or something.
- Speak up!
1361
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,467
Think it's for cats or something.
1362
01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:17,384
Oh!
1363
01:08:18,552 --> 01:08:20,805
It's for cats... or something.
1364
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:23,057
Well, that's just fan-fucking-tastic.
1365
01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:25,684
I hope you got a big ball of yarn
in your bedroom
1366
01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:28,562
'cause that's gonna be
your only entertainment for the next year.
1367
01:08:28,562 --> 01:08:31,232
- What the fuck are you laughing at?
1368
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:33,150
What the fuck are you laughing at?!
1369
01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:36,529
Are you laughing at me?
Because you're not getting another nose.
1370
01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,114
- Fine. I don't want one.
Good!
1371
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,407
I certainly hope that you identify
1372
01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:42,743
with whatever mess is going on
under that bandage.
1373
01:08:42,743 --> 01:08:44,245
- I said okay!
1374
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:46,580
I am the one
1375
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:49,500
who says when it is okay.
1376
01:09:00,928 --> 01:09:01,846
Fun night?
1377
01:09:02,763 --> 01:09:04,181
Did you talk to Bailey yet?
1378
01:09:04,181 --> 01:09:06,350
No. Why? What happened?
1379
01:09:08,686 --> 01:09:09,895
I messed everything up.
1380
01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:12,314
Want my advice?
1381
01:09:12,898 --> 01:09:14,859
Let me guess. Eat a dick.
1382
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,362
Actually, I was gonna say
just be yourself.
1383
01:09:20,489 --> 01:09:23,325
- I thought you hated myself.
- Look, Bailey likes you, dude.
1384
01:09:23,325 --> 01:09:25,536
Not this new you, okay?
1385
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,121
The real you.
1386
01:09:27,621 --> 01:09:30,040
The geek who blushes
when she walks in the room
1387
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,626
and sings Stevie Wonder
and fucks his bedroom mirror.
1388
01:09:32,626 --> 01:09:33,586
I don't do that.
1389
01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:37,173
Whatever.
1390
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:41,969
Honestly, I like him better too.
1391
01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:45,598
So quit feeling sorry for yourself.
1392
01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:48,100
Wipe that shit off your face
and go get her.
1393
01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:52,771
- Why are you being so nice to me?
- I don't know.
1394
01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,608
I think I have a concussion.
1395
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:00,487
You got this.
1396
01:10:16,795 --> 01:10:18,255
What the--
1397
01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:20,966
Someone better tell me
what the fuck is going on!
1398
01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:23,677
Goddamn, woman! You broke my ear.
1399
01:10:23,677 --> 01:10:25,679
- Wrong answer!
1400
01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:28,557
Please! Please! Stop it! Stop it!
1401
01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:30,351
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1402
01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:34,021
I'm Eddie.
That... that's Connor.
1403
01:10:34,521 --> 01:10:36,982
We... we go to your school.
You're in my room.
1404
01:10:36,982 --> 01:10:40,069
Where are my fucking clothes?
1405
01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:42,613
- In the wash!
- We took care of you last night.
1406
01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,782
- Please stop hurting us!
1407
01:10:47,701 --> 01:10:49,370
Why are my clothes in the wash?
1408
01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:52,331
Oh...
1409
01:10:54,041 --> 01:10:56,293
Listen. There was an incident.
1410
01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:59,171
Whoo! Come on!
1411
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,342
Oh shit! She shit!
1412
01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:04,635
Shit... shit.
1413
01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:09,265
No, no, no!
It's not a big deal. It's okay.
1414
01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:22,695
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1415
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,197
Beats riding the bus, doesn't it?
1416
01:11:28,033 --> 01:11:29,994
Hey, you know what? I've been thinking.
1417
01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:32,329
If you wanna tell people I'm your dad,
1418
01:11:33,497 --> 01:11:34,623
I'm cool with that.
1419
01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:37,376
I think I'm okay.
1420
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:41,505
If you need anything, give me a call.
I'll be home, hanging out in your mom.
1421
01:11:48,178 --> 01:11:50,264
- You know what, Dennis?
- What's up?
1422
01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,932
Shut the fuck up.
1423
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:57,479
I am not the guy you think I am, Dennis.
1424
01:11:58,188 --> 01:12:00,441
Not anymore. I've changed.
1425
01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:02,234
I've seen some shit,
1426
01:12:02,234 --> 01:12:04,653
and not like a war vet has seen some shit.
1427
01:12:04,653 --> 01:12:07,865
I'm talking actual shit
1428
01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:11,785
dripping down the walls
of this stupid-ass car you love so much.
1429
01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:17,249
I don't know what any of that means.
1430
01:12:17,249 --> 01:12:18,876
Let me break it down for you.
1431
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:20,627
The other night, I took your car,
1432
01:12:20,627 --> 01:12:23,839
and I had the hottest girl in school
in the back seat.
1433
01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,090
Fuck yeah!
1434
01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,217
She sprayed dookie all over it.
1435
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:31,889
I cleaned it as best as I could,
but I bet if you close your eyes,
1436
01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:33,891
you could still detect a hint.
1437
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,774
Eddie, if... if... if that's true,
1438
01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:44,985
that is a serious betrayal of my trust.
1439
01:12:44,985 --> 01:12:46,737
What? Are you gonna tell on me?
1440
01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:52,326
Yeah, I... Actions have consequences, okay?
So I'm gonna have to tell your mom.
1441
01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:56,246
Great. I'll come with you.
Who do you think she's gonna side with?
1442
01:12:56,246 --> 01:12:57,247
Her little angel
1443
01:12:57,247 --> 01:13:00,542
or the most suspicious-looking
motherfucker on earth?
1444
01:13:02,836 --> 01:13:05,005
- The angel.
- What did you say?
1445
01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,133
- The angel.
- Oh.
1446
01:13:08,675 --> 01:13:10,010
That's what I thought.
1447
01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:13,847
From now on, put some respect on my name.
1448
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:17,726
I respect you. I always have.
1449
01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:20,396
Yeah, fu... Gimme that sandwich.
1450
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:35,244
I'm so sorry,
but, um, I think the child lock is on.
1451
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:36,537
Can I get some help?
1452
01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:39,498
Yeah.
1453
01:13:46,713 --> 01:13:47,923
You talk to Benj?
1454
01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:51,552
I called him yesterday,
but his mom answered. She sounded pissed.
1455
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:52,553
Hey, guys.
1456
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:54,430
Damn, Koosh.
What happened to you?
1457
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,181
- What'd I tell you?
1458
01:13:57,683 --> 01:13:59,184
Where does he come from?
1459
01:14:00,018 --> 01:14:01,353
Don't call me Koosh anymore.
1460
01:14:01,353 --> 01:14:03,272
Being a legend is exhausting.
1461
01:14:04,022 --> 01:14:07,860
Also, I'm starting to think
my brother might not be a great person.
1462
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:10,154
- He's not.
- Yeah, he's a sociopath.
1463
01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:12,531
From now on, just call me Danah.
1464
01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:15,534
- With pleasure, Danah.
1465
01:14:16,368 --> 01:14:17,744
Don't say it like that.
1466
01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:22,207
Hi, George. All right?
1467
01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:25,711
Hey.
1468
01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:27,963
- You get up to anything this weekend?
- Nope.
1469
01:14:27,963 --> 01:14:30,674
- Yeah, pretty mellow.
- Yeah, super lame.
1470
01:14:30,674 --> 01:14:34,761
Oh man. We got off our asses.
You would've loved it.
1471
01:14:34,761 --> 01:14:38,223
Sorry again about those plus-ones.
Next time, it's a lock.
1472
01:14:38,223 --> 01:14:39,349
Connor! Eddie!
1473
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,186
Is Katrina Aurienna waving at you?
1474
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,022
Uh-huh, weird.
1475
01:14:45,022 --> 01:14:47,191
Yeah, I guess we better go check it out.
1476
01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:49,276
Hang on. Should I roll with?
1477
01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:50,986
Ah...
1478
01:14:51,987 --> 01:14:54,573
Nah! You know,
it looks pretty full up there.
1479
01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:58,202
But, hey, next time, man, it's a lock.
1480
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:03,123
- Alyssa.
- No.
1481
01:15:07,794 --> 01:15:11,757
Whoa, not so fast, Fetus.
Freshmen sit on the floor.
1482
01:15:12,716 --> 01:15:14,927
Yeah, back to the womb, Fetus.
1483
01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:18,305
Um, I'm sorry.
1484
01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:19,598
Who the fuck are you?
1485
01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:21,141
Me? I'm--
1486
01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:22,267
Yeah, no one cares.
1487
01:15:22,267 --> 01:15:25,187
And his name is Connor,
not Fetus, asshole.
1488
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:27,397
Now get up. My friends are sitting there.
1489
01:15:30,234 --> 01:15:32,069
It's not a riddle, douchebag. Move.
1490
01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:34,947
Let's go, boys. Chop-chop.
1491
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:36,532
Thank you. Hi.
1492
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:40,786
I washed your clothes.
1493
01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:42,704
Oh, oh, you didn't have to--
1494
01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:44,414
I also want to apologize.
1495
01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:45,541
No, it's cool.
1496
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:48,335
Actually, it's pretty fucking far
from cool.
1497
01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:50,295
I'm sorry you guys had to deal with that.
1498
01:15:50,295 --> 01:15:53,465
- Apology accepted.
- Don't know what you're talking about.
1499
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:56,051
Thank you for being gentlemen.
1500
01:15:56,051 --> 01:15:58,136
Come sit with us, please.
1501
01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:05,477
Um, guys, meet my friends.
This is Connor and Eddie.
1502
01:16:05,477 --> 01:16:07,187
Hey, Connor. Good to meet you.
1503
01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:08,897
What's up?
- Fist bump. High five.
1504
01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:12,192
All right, settle down.
Settle down!
1505
01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:16,446
Settle down. Okay.
1506
01:16:16,446 --> 01:16:20,367
We got a lot to get through this morning.
First up, Coach Barella.
1507
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:22,119
Come on!
1508
01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:26,999
Guys, we are a week into the school year,
1509
01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:29,459
and we're missing
an absurd amount of towels.
1510
01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:33,005
This isn't a hotel, okay?
Those aren't free.
1511
01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:37,634
Unrelated note. Our volleyball team
is in desperate need of an outside hitter.
1512
01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:40,596
If you've gone through a growth spurt,
I need to know about it.
1513
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:45,225
So if you have any jeans
that don't fit anymore
1514
01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:48,729
or that you don't love
as much as you used to,
1515
01:16:48,729 --> 01:16:51,565
put them in
one of our jeans for teens bins,
1516
01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:54,735
and they'll be donated
to underprivileged teens
1517
01:16:54,735 --> 01:16:57,070
who can't afford jeans of their own.
1518
01:16:57,904 --> 01:16:59,740
Everybody deserves jeans, guys.
1519
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,038
All right, that about does it for to--
1520
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:08,540
Oh, looks like we have
one more announcement
1521
01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:11,668
from, uh... Benjamin Nielsen.
1522
01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:24,681
- Hi, everyone.
Yo, sup?
1523
01:17:24,681 --> 01:17:27,225
- I'm Benj.
Whoo! K-hole!
1524
01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:32,814
I need to say something.
1525
01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:38,278
I've been looking forward
to high school... forever.
1526
01:17:38,278 --> 01:17:40,781
Nerd!
1527
01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:43,784
I know, right?
1528
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,912
But for whatever reason, I believed
1529
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,997
that's where I was gonna become
my best self.
1530
01:17:49,539 --> 01:17:52,501
And I got off to a great start.
I met some awesome people.
1531
01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:55,462
But they didn't meet me.
1532
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,131
Not the real me.
1533
01:17:58,715 --> 01:18:02,177
You see, I was so obsessed
with winning everyone over
1534
01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:06,139
that I lost sight of the one person
that I truly care about.
1535
01:18:07,599 --> 01:18:10,477
Bailey... this is for you.
1536
01:18:10,477 --> 01:18:12,938
Oh!
1537
01:18:14,981 --> 01:18:18,610
♪ Like a fool
I went and stayed too long ♪
1538
01:18:20,487 --> 01:18:22,572
Shit, he's singing.
He's fucking singing.
1539
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:28,036
♪ Now I'm wondering
If your love's still strong ♪
1540
01:18:28,036 --> 01:18:30,163
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1541
01:18:30,163 --> 01:18:34,334
♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1542
01:18:43,510 --> 01:18:47,013
♪ Then that time
I went and said goodbye ♪
1543
01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:51,685
♪ Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry ♪
1544
01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:53,186
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1545
01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:57,023
♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1546
01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:02,696
♪ I've done a lot of foolish things that ♪
1547
01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:04,239
♪ I really didn't mean ♪
1548
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:05,782
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1549
01:19:06,366 --> 01:19:08,618
♪ Didn't I? ♪
1550
01:19:08,618 --> 01:19:09,661
♪ Yeah ♪
1551
01:19:11,163 --> 01:19:14,458
♪ Seen a lot of things
In this old world... ♪
1552
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:15,625
I want you!
1553
01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:18,628
♪ When I touch them
They mean nothing, girl ♪
1554
01:19:18,628 --> 01:19:20,797
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1555
01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:24,718
♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1556
01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:32,684
♪ Ooh-wee, babe, you set my soul on fire ♪
1557
01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:37,022
♪ That's why I know
You're my heart's only desire... ♪
1558
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,607
He's insane.
1559
01:19:38,607 --> 01:19:42,778
♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours... ♪
1560
01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,154
Everybody!
1561
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,699
♪ Here I am, baby ♪
1562
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:51,578
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1563
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,874
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1564
01:19:57,250 --> 01:20:00,337
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1565
01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:05,592
What do you say, Bailey?
1566
01:20:06,259 --> 01:20:07,719
Will you be my girlfriend?
1567
01:20:08,845 --> 01:20:10,388
Come on.
1568
01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:22,692
No, dude. No. What are you doing?
1569
01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:25,612
Oh shit!
1570
01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:39,501
Okay! Okay!
Fun is over! Get back to class!
1571
01:20:42,128 --> 01:20:43,296
Sorry, buddy.
1572
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,477
You'll be okay.
1573
01:20:57,477 --> 01:20:59,980
Yeah, at least you tried, man.
1574
01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:02,399
Were you guys even watching?
1575
01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:04,860
That was the most brutal thing
I've seen in my life.
1576
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,320
- Shut up.
- Watch it again if you don't believe me.
1577
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,198
- Put that away!
- What the fuck, man? You were recording?
1578
01:21:10,198 --> 01:21:12,242
["Too Late Now" by Wet Leg playing
1579
01:21:13,785 --> 01:21:15,996
- Someone needs to take your phone.
- Were you recording?
1580
01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:17,914
You're really irresponsible.
1581
01:21:21,334 --> 01:21:23,753
Benj, you all right, buddy?
1582
01:21:25,046 --> 01:21:26,756
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
1583
01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:29,509
Lot of year left.
1584
01:21:31,303 --> 01:21:37,183
♪ If I thought that you were cool ♪
1585
01:21:37,183 --> 01:21:43,607
♪ We would have hung out more in school ♪
1586
01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:49,988
♪ But now that we have all grown up ♪
1587
01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:56,036
♪ Well, all my friends have given up ♪
1588
01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:57,078
♪ Oh ♪
1589
01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:15,597
♪ No, there's nothing left to say ♪
1590
01:22:15,597 --> 01:22:21,645
♪ I just get up and walk away ♪
1591
01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:28,276
♪ If it ain't broke, don't try to fix ♪
1592
01:22:28,276 --> 01:22:34,115
♪ Well, life's supposed to be this shit ♪
1593
01:22:34,908 --> 01:22:38,036
♪ Now everything is going well
I think I changed my mind again ♪
1594
01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:41,247
♪ I'm not sure if this is a song
I don't even know what I'm saying ♪
1595
01:22:41,247 --> 01:22:43,959
♪ Everything is going wrong
I think I changed my mind again ♪
1596
01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:47,379
♪ I'm not sure if this is the kinda life
That I saw myself living ♪
1597
01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:50,131
♪ I don't need no dating app
To tell me I look like crap ♪
1598
01:22:50,131 --> 01:22:53,093
♪ To tell me if I'm thin or fat
To tell me should I shave my rat ♪
1599
01:22:54,719 --> 01:22:57,806
- You wanted to see me?
- Hi, Mitch. Have a seat.
1600
01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:59,391
Right.
1601
01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:01,768
Ah.
1602
01:23:11,194 --> 01:23:12,654
Uh... what's that?
1603
01:23:15,031 --> 01:23:16,825
Science!
1604
01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:18,326
I...
1605
01:23:18,326 --> 01:23:22,247
You do understand...
we're gonna have to let you go.
1606
01:23:22,247 --> 01:23:24,958
Yeah, totally. Totally understand. Yeah.
1607
01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:27,711
Okay.
1608
01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:38,930
Do you want this open or...
1609
01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:40,473
- Closed.
- Okay, you got it.
1610
01:23:40,473 --> 01:23:41,474
Hey.
1611
01:23:42,058 --> 01:23:43,018
Go, Warriors.