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{\an8}<i>Sa buong mundo,
marahil mula pa noong pinakasimula,</i>

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{\an8}<i>may iba't ibang paraan ng pagse-celebrate
ng pagdadalaga o pagbibinata.</i>

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{\an8}<i>May quinceañera.</i>

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{\an8}<i>May Sweet 16.</i>

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{\an8}<i>May tinatawag ding land diving.</i>

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<i>Sabi ng tatay ko, sa Brazilian Amazon,</i>

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<i>may bullet ant initiation,</i>

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<i>kung saan ipapakagat
sa fire ants ang kamay mo.</i>

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<i>Pag kinaya mo ang sakit,
handa ka nang magbinata.</i>

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<i>Sabi ko, kung mahirap na 'yon sa kaniya,</i>

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<i>subukan niyang
maging babae sa middle school.</i>

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<i>Kaniya-kaniyang pakulo.</i>

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<i>At mayro'n din kami.</i>

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<i>Sa isang bar o bat mitzvah, pag 13 ka na,</i>

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<i>haharap ka sa mga kaibigan,
kapamilya, at matatanda ng temple</i>

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<i>at magbabasa sa Torah.</i>

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<i>Tapos, madalas ay may party.</i>

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Sige, <i>mishpachah</i>,

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batiin n'yo ang pinakabago
at pinakamaganda nating dalaga,

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si Stacy Friedman!

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<i>Ang bat mitzvah mo
ang unang araw ng pagtanda mo,</i>

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<i>at nakasalalay sa bonggang simula
ang buhay mo sa pagtanda.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Ang tema.</i>

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<i>- Ang pagkain.
- </i>  Pwedeng kumuha?

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<i>Ang entrance video.</i>

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<i>Lahat 'yan ay may kuwento.</i>

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<i>Sino ang gusto kong maging?</i>

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<i>Magkakaroon ba ako ng kaibigang
tulad ni Lydia Rodriguez Katz?</i>

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<i>Di na mahalaga ang buhay mo
bago 'yon, dahil bata ka pa no'n.</i>

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<i>Matanda ka na ngayon.</i>

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<i>Kaya ano naman kung naihi ka two years ago</i>

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<i>habang nasa field trip
at nagpahatid ng pamalit</i>

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<i>sa maganda mong Ate Ronnie?</i>

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<i>Siyempre, hypothetical lang 'yon.</i>

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Go Stacy! Kapatid ko 'yan!

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<i>At may mas sasaya pa bang pagdadalaga</i>

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<i>kaysa sa makasama
ang pinakapogi sa grade seven?</i>

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Andy, ano'ng ginagawa mo?

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Stacy, mahal na kita simula noong
makita kita sa Purim Pageant ng temple.

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Ikaw ang pinakamagandang Queen Esther
na nakita ko.

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Pwede ba kitang halikan
para maging boyfriend mo na ako?

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Pwede, Andy Goldfarb.

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Stacy!

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Stacy, male-late na tayo. Tara na.

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Naririnig mo ako.

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Sandali, nagfo-floss ako,
gaya ng sinabi mo!

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- Nagmumumog na ako.
- Bilisan mo!

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- Ikaw rin, Ronnie!
- Ready na ako!

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Lagi mong sinasabi 'yan. Kahit hindi.

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- Oo na. Hindi pa ako ready.
- Panalo ang Yankees.

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'Yan ang isusuot mo?

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Hindi ko kilala 'yong bata.
Ayokong mag-suit.

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Junior high 'yon.
Para din makilala natin 'yong parents.

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Ayoko. Buti pa no'ng bata pa sila.

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Sila lang ng bantay ng park
ang kilala natin.

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Ronnie, late na tayo!

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Ready na ako pag ready na si Stacy.

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Uy, Andy, sige,
kain tayo ng matzo ball soup.

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Hi. Ganda ng yarmulke mo.

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Pupunta ka pala sa bat mitzvah. Astig.

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Ano'ng hinahanap mo, hon?

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'Yong hikaw ko.

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Good luck. Hanapin mo lang. Sige lang.

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Stacy!

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Sorry, nandiyan na!

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Astig 'yan, ha.

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- Pero di papayag si Mama.
- Hindi niya mapapansin.

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Pag napansin, magpapaawa ako kay Papa.

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Mapapansin 'yan. Di niya magugustuhan.

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Maaawa si Papa,
pero matatakot siya kay Mama.

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Kilala ko na sila.

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Excuse me, ano 'yang nasa paa mo?

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Ibinili kami ng mama ni Lydia
para mag-twinning.

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- Anong twinning?
- Pareho ng suot. Pang-grade seven 'yon.

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Hubarin mo. Para kang pokpok.

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- Ma, wag gano'n.
- Oo nga. Maka-cancel ka.

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- Naku po.
- Hubarin mo, kung hindi, wala kang phone.

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Naku.

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Hindi pwede. Hubarin mo na lang.

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Sumakay na kayo.

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- Bilis, mauubusan tayo ng pagkain.
- Ikaw 'tong di pa ready. Ready na kami.

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- Nawawala ang hikaw ko.
- Hinanap mo na ba talaga?

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Kung ginalingan mo, makikita mo 'yon.

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Bakit ka ganyan?

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Kasi alam kong matatagalan ang mga bata.
At saka ayoko ngang pumunta.

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- Ang sama n'yo.
- Oo. I love you. Okay.

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Ipasuot mo na 'yong sapatos.
Kawawa si Lydia kung wala siyang kapares.

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Sige. Pero two minutes lang,
huhubarin mo rin 'yan.

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Walang anuman.

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Salamat. Love you.

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- Whoa.
- Stacy!

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Nandiyan na! Sige na nga.

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Bilis, anak!

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Nandiyan na!

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- Ayos!
- Magaling.

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Mana sa Papa, nakadamit at sneakers.

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Doon tayo sa komportable.

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Hayan na siya!

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Paika-ika siya. Hi!

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- Hi, Lyd!
- Lydia, Lydia encyclopedia.

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- Hi!
- Ayos.

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Ganda ng shoes. Ang cute.

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Thanks. Twinning kami ni Stacy.

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- Balita ko nga.
- Hindi na. Ha.

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- Hinubad mo.
- Para sa 'yo.

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- Salamat. Masakit sa paa.
- Alam ng parents mo na kasama mo kami?

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Sinabi ko kay Mama,
tapos sinabi niya sa abogado ni Papa.

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Ayos!

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Pa, pakipatay nga po ng tugtog?
Nakakahiya.

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Bakit? Wala namang nakakarinig.

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Diyos ko! Nakakahiya!

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Oo na! Papatayin na. Diyos ko.

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Pinatay ko na, guys!
Ano ba'ng ikinagagalit natin?

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Nanonood sila ng malungkot na video
para maiyak.

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Gusto n'yong umiyak. Kakaiba 'yon.

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Ang galing mo talaga. Ayoko na.

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- Kailangan nating lahat ng therapist.
- Dalawa sa 'yo.

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Sampu.

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Nakakatawa. Uy, umayos kayo.
Pupunta tayo sa temple.

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Kanta n'yo.

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Mag-ingay tayo, <i>mishpachah</i>!

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Ang b'nai mitzvah ni Devin!

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Adult na siya. Palakpakan natin si Devin!

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Pinapadagdagan namin
sa teachers ang assignments.

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Ngayon pa lang, dapat ihanda na
ang mga bata para sa mundo.

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Nalalamangan na tayo ng India.

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- Sabi ko sa anak kong si Marvin...
- Sorry.

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Pwede kang maabala?
Para 'to sa lahat ng nandito.

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Nagpunta kami rito
para kumain ng manok at isda

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at uminom ng kaunti,
kaya pwede ka bang tumahimik?

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Salamat.

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Wow!

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Ganda niyan. Napanood n'yo
'yong Leprechaun in the Hood?

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- Ang lupit no'n.
- Alam namin.

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Napanood na namin. Pangit.
Pwedeng hayaan n'yo kaming manood?

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Bye!

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Aray ko.

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- Napanood natin 'yon?
- Di pa.

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Gusto ko 'tong Carnivale,

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pero mas maganda 'yong Candyland theme mo.

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Lalo 'yong New York theme mo,
mapapahiya ang buong school!

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Kung papayag ang parents ko.
Nakausap n'yo si DJ Schmuley?

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Isigaw n'yo, "Si DJ Schmuley ang hari!"

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Si DJ Schmuley ang hari!

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- Nai-book na siya. Ayos na!
- Astig!

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Ang gaganda n'yo, mga mars!

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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

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Grabe 'no, adults na tayo ngayong taon?

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- Naku.
- Oo.

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Pinayagan ako ni Mama na mag-ahit
ng binti. First time ko. Ang saya.

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Proud ako sa 'yo, Nikki!

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Sobrang hapdi ngayon,
parang nilagyan ng wasabi.

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Ay.

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Diyos ko.

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Bakit palaging astig
sina Kym, Anya, at Megan?

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Rescued ba ang mga ibong 'yan?

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- Ano?
- Dapat lang.

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- Nakakatakot sila.
- Alam mo ang mas nakakatakot?

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Pinapainom ng mama ni Nikki
sina Ronnie at Zaara!

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Isa, dalawa, tatlo. Woo!

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Sige, itatago ko na 'yan.

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Para kunwari astig siya. Ang weird.

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Tara na!

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Diyos ko, ang cute ni Andy Goldfarb.

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Alam mo bang

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magiging akin siya,
at magkaka-boyfriend ka rin ng astig?

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Tapos sabay tayong ikakasal
at magiging magkapitbahay?

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Sa building ni Taylor Swift?

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- Oo!
- Oo!

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- Kakausapin ko siya.
- Ano?

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- Handa na ako.
- Oo nga, Stace. Kaya mo 'yan.

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- Samahan n'yo ako.
- -Sige.

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- Tara.
- Ito na. Kaya natin 'to.

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Makikiraan!

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Uy, antay!

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- Hindi! Nakakahiya.
- Oo!

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Uy, Stacy. Ganda ng sapatos mo.

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Andy, smile!

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Tapusin mo na siya!

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Bakit ginawa 'yon ni Mateo?
Grabe naman 'yon.

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Ay, sorry.

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Pasensya na po.

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Bakit kasama ni Andy
'yong Italyanong exchange student?

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- Ecuadorian yata siya.
- Kahit ano.

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- May girlfriend daw siyang nasa college.
- Hindi, ilegal 'ata 'yon.

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Diyos ko!

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- Sorry.
- Ano'ng problema mo?

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- Ba't mo ginawa 'yon? Nakakahiya.
- Sorry.

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Okay, mag-ingay tayong lahat!

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Sige, sayaw na!

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- Isigaw n'yo naman, Schmu...
- Ley!

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- Schmu...
- Ley!

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Bakit gusto nila ang lokong ito?

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- The best siya!
- The best.

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Opisyal na kayong na-schmulitize!

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Salamat sa lahat ng pumunta.

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Sumama kayo sa paglalakbay.

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Isipin n'yo.
Magsisimula ang entrance video ko...

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Na alam nating magtatakda
ng buong bat mitzvah.

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- Ronnie!
- Girls, ano ba.

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Anyway, bababa ako sa hagdan
ng private yacht sa Hudson River

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nang may sumisigaw at fireworks.

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Whoa.

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Tapos! Sino 'tong naka-jet ski?

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Ang international recording artist
na si Olivia Rodrigo.

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- Paano natin 'to babayaran?
- May naisip kami.

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May naisip sila.

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Sige.

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Hindi. Teka. Hindi.

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- Sa tatay mo 'yong matanda.
- 'Yong susunod.

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- Ayan.
- Sige.

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Nakakatuwa 'to.

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- Tumahimik ka.
- Tumahimik ka.

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Papatayin kita.

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Sasaksakin muna kita!

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Ayos, ha.

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Diyos ko, importante 'to!
Magdadalaga na ako!

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Okay, miss dalaga.
Isipin mo ang Mitzvah project mo

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at ipraktis ang <i>haftorah mo</i>.

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Hindi mahalaga 'yon!

221
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:14,668
Este, mahalaga 'yon sa 'yo
at sa ibang matatanda at sa Diyos.

222
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:17,334
Pero sa akin, 'yong party ang mahalaga.

223
00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:20,459
Pag pumalpak 'to,
matutulad ako kay Kate Kossman.

224
00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,251
Hindi mangyayari 'yon.

225
00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:23,626
Sino si Kate Kossman?

226
00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:27,834
Sinauna ang bat mitzvah niya.
Tinawag niyang Kate Kossman Knights,

227
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,668
na KKK pala ang initials.

228
00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:31,709
Naku, problema nga 'yon. Okay.

229
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:35,001
Kaya mag-isa na siyang kumakain
at gumagawa ng pulseras

230
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:38,293
na walang mapagbibigyan
kasi wala na siyang kaibigan.

231
00:13:38,293 --> 00:13:39,668
Parang OA naman.

232
00:13:39,668 --> 00:13:43,334
Sa tingin mo, hindi dapat parusahan
ang nagpo-promote ng KKK?

233
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:45,793
Wow, Ma, suportado mo pala ang racism.

234
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:46,834
Naku po.

235
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:47,876
Makinig muna kayo.

236
00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:50,959
Sabi n'yo, bat mitzvah ko
ang magtatakda ng buhay ko.

237
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,084
Si Dua Lipa ang sagot do'n.

238
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:56,668
Hindi. Walang sikat na singer.
Walang yate. Walang bangka.

239
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:59,293
Unfair! Pinayagan n'yo
ang baked potato bar ni Ronnie!

240
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:02,709
Uy, nag-bar mitzvah ako
sa basement ng lola mo.

241
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:06,126
Pinaghati-hatian namin
'yong malaking matzo ball. Masaya.

242
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,001
Ano'ng tema? Pagiging Jewish.

243
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:10,793
Ipraktis mo ang dasal
at isulat ang speech mo.

244
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:13,209
Ginagawa ko na po 'yon. Ayos na.

245
00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:15,459
Ginagawa mo ang speech ni Stacy?

246
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:19,334
- Di ako magaling magsulat.
- Mahina siya sa English. As in.

247
00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:21,459
- Stacy, hindi pwede 'yon.
- Ayos lang.

248
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:24,626
Siya ang gagawa ng entrance video ko.
Magaling siya do'n.

249
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,959
Pwede bang may virgin mojito bar?

250
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,584
Pwede kang mag-ball pit.

251
00:14:29,584 --> 00:14:33,418
Diyos ko, Pa. Pambata 'yon!
Pitong buwan na akong nireregla!

252
00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:35,126
Sandali, Stacy.

253
00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:36,959
Ang tagal ng regla mo, nak!

254
00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:40,418
Sige po. Aalis na po ako.

255
00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:41,543
Ihahatid na kita.

256
00:14:41,543 --> 00:14:43,168
Love you, guys. See you.

257
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:45,418
Wag kang mag-alala. Ayos lang 'yan.

258
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,834
- Ang bilis niyang lumaki. Nakakabaliw.
- Umiinom na ako.

259
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,793
Sinubukan ko lang.
Hindi ko nagustuhan. Relax.

260
00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:01,543
<i>Panginoong Diyos, musta?</i>

261
00:15:01,543 --> 00:15:04,459
<i>Stacy Friedman 'to,
pero alam mo na siguro 'yon.</i>

262
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:07,251
<i>Alam mo na siguro ang sasabihin ko.</i>

263
00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:11,418
<i>Pero para makasigurado,
sasabihin ko pa rin.</i>

264
00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:16,001
<i>Gusto ko talaga ng masayang bat mitzvah.</i>

265
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,918
<i>Alam kong kailangan
'yong mitzvah project ko.</i>

266
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:24,209
<i>Pero di ba, ang mitzvah project
ay pagbibigay sa sariling paraan?</i>

267
00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:26,168
<i>Kaya hindi ko alam ang gagawin.</i>

268
00:15:26,876 --> 00:15:28,251
<i>Hindi ako sikat.</i>

269
00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:29,793
<i>Hindi ako loser.</i>

270
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:33,376
<i>Hindi ko alam kung sino ako.</i>

271
00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:37,834
<i>Ang alam ko lang,
kung astig ang bat mitzvah ko,</i>

272
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:41,334
<i>magbubukas ang mga pinto,
at gaganda ang buhay ko.</i>

273
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:43,168
<i>Walang sikat na singer.</i>

274
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:44,501
<i>Pwede kang mag-ball pit.</i>

275
00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:47,459
<i>Ball pit? Makukuha ni Lydia
ang lahat ng gusto niya.</i>

276
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:49,709
<i>May Twizzlers station pa para sa 'kin.</i>

277
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:53,793
<i>Baka hindi naiintindihan ni Mama at Papa,
tapos pumalpak lahat.</i>

278
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:04,251
- Nasa iyo pala ang phone niya?
- Wala, sinungaling siya.

279
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:05,751
- Ang kapal.
- Bruha.

280
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:06,918
- Parang si Papa.
- Oo.

281
00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:08,959
- Sa labas tayo? Maaraw, o.
- Ayoko.

282
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:10,584
Gusto ko ngang magpaaraw.

283
00:16:10,584 --> 00:16:13,084
- Oo, totoo.
- Tory Burch ba 'yan?

284
00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:17,293
Naku, Walmart 'to.
May kasama 'tong bote, $12 lang.

285
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:18,626
Siya ang kausap ko.

286
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:22,668
Ako?

287
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:23,793
'Yang palda mo.

288
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:26,126
Oo, Tory Burch 'to.

289
00:16:26,126 --> 00:16:29,959
Inuubos na ni Mama ang pera ni Papa
bago ang susunod na hearing.

290
00:16:30,876 --> 00:16:33,501
Nakita kong ganyan ang suot
ni Hailey Bieber.

291
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:36,043
Ay, astig. Sige. Bye.

292
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:39,834
Ang weird no'n.

293
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,459
- Gusto ko pero ayaw ko sa kanila.
- Oo nga.

294
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:44,376
Ano'ng nangyari?

295
00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:10,959
Uy, magmi-mitzvah project na raw si Megan.
Mamimigay ng sunscreen sa Coachella.

296
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,918
- Ano? Wow.
- Astig.

297
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:16,126
Kailangan kong makaisip ng kakaiba.
Nakaka-pressure.

298
00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:19,626
Gaano ba katagal bago maging
activist influencer sa TikTok?

299
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:21,126
Anim na buwan?

300
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:22,251
Sobrang tagal.

301
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,459
Alam mo? Kailangan nating magpahinga.

302
00:17:25,459 --> 00:17:27,959
Ano'ng plano n'yo sa Sabado?
Aalis si Mama.

303
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,418
- Magpapa-party ka?
- Party ng mga weirdo?

304
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:33,626
Paano kung oo?

305
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,168
Uy, wala rin ang papa ko.

306
00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:38,209
Ikaw ang pwedeng magpa-party.

307
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:41,209
Imbitahan mo ang buong grade seven. Lahat.

308
00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:45,543
Ano ka ba, ayaw mo bang
maranasan na tayo ang mang-iiwan?

309
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:00,459
Bola!

310
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:06,209
Diyos ko po. Stace? Ayos ka lang?

311
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:08,001
Ay, shit.

312
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:09,459
Hindi maganda 'yan.

313
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:10,834
May damo sa buhok mo.

314
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,084
Stacy.

315
00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:13,334
Ayos ka lang?

316
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,668
Sorry!

317
00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:17,834
Ayos ka lang?

318
00:18:22,459 --> 00:18:23,834
Sige. Sorry, ha.

319
00:18:28,918 --> 00:18:30,084
Uminom ka.

320
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:35,293
Diyos ko. Nakakaloka.
Sabi niya... Tapos sabi mo.

321
00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:36,876
Bagay talaga kayo.

322
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:39,543
Ayos lang ang paa mo, Nikki?

323
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,501
Ayos lang, Mateo. Relax lang.

324
00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:53,376
Talaga?

325
00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:57,168
Inimbitahan nga pala ni Papa
'yong dry cleaner sa bat mitzvah.

326
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,876
Ano? Unfair naman 'yon.

327
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:01,959
Mas marami nang matatanda.

328
00:19:02,459 --> 00:19:04,959
Bakit nag-aaral sa Hebrew school si Mateo?

329
00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:09,251
Baka magpapa-convert
para may bakasyon sa Jewish holiday?

330
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,709
- Iimbitahan mo siya?
- Si Mateo? Di ko naman siya kilala.

331
00:19:13,709 --> 00:19:16,084
Pag inimbitahan mo siya,
baka pumunta si Andy.

332
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:22,543
Enjoy sa pag-aaral!

333
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:24,251
Love you!

334
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,293
Nakadro...

335
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:41,334
- Salamat.
- Good job, guys.

336
00:19:41,918 --> 00:19:43,043
<i>- Manishmah.</i>
- Hi.

337
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,626
- Shalom.
- Shalom.

338
00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:46,209
Ang ganda nito.

339
00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:49,501
- Hindi ako creative noon.
- Di ako creative sa crafts.

340
00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:51,418
- Ganda ng suot mo, Ashley.
- Salamat.

341
00:19:51,418 --> 00:19:52,584
Oo nga, ang cute.

342
00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:54,793
Tingnan mo 'yong lalabas
sa make out closet.

343
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,376
Naghahalikan sila do'n?

344
00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:59,626
Bakit hindi sila nahuhuli?
Ang daming tao sa paligid.

345
00:20:00,459 --> 00:20:05,126
Uy, may Jewish rock and roll band ako
noong ganyan ang edad ko.

346
00:20:05,126 --> 00:20:10,084
Pinili namin ang pangalang Exodus
dahil may nauna na sa Genesis.

347
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:14,709
- Sorry, Aaron, naiinip ka ba?
- Hindi po, nakikinig po ako.

348
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,834
Stace, uy!

349
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,251
- Ang cute mo. Ayos na kayo?
- Oo.

350
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,001
- 'Yong poste!
- Poste!

351
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,543
Kumusta ang Torah portion mo?

352
00:20:23,543 --> 00:20:25,334
Parang 6,000 pages ang haba.

353
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:28,084
Bakit 'yon ang pinili ng parents ko?

354
00:20:28,084 --> 00:20:31,709
Isa't kalahating minuto lang
'yong sa 'kin. Salamat, June 10!

355
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:35,043
Bilis, ladies! Mag-uumpisa na!

356
00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:38,959
Ini-imagine kong maliit na performance
ang Hebrew school.

357
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:42,709
Ang prayer book n'yo ang playbill,
at ako ang bida, cutie-pops.

358
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:46,751
At bongga ang ipapakita ko. Kuha n'yo?

359
00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:48,668
Joke. Tara na, klase na. Bilis!

360
00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:50,876
- Rabbi Rebecca!
- Pwedeng magmeryenda?

361
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:53,251
- Gusto n'yo ng latkes at gefilte fish?
- Baliw siya.

362
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,668
Oo nga. Gusto ko siya.

363
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,918
At ako ang bida, cutie-pops, bongga.

364
00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:58,334
- Magaling.
- Mahusay.

365
00:20:58,334 --> 00:20:59,751
Maraming salamat.

366
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,168
- Seryoso ba siya? Diyos ko.
- Di ba?

367
00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:06,001
Gusto ko ng ulap.
Gusto kong makatikim ng ulap.

368
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,376
- Ano?
- Gusto kong makatikim ng ulap.

369
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:09,918
Gusto ko lang ng ulap.

370
00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:11,418
- Parang...
- Ayos ka lang?

371
00:21:15,376 --> 00:21:16,918
Oo. Bakit?

372
00:21:16,918 --> 00:21:19,084
'Yong ulo mo kanina.

373
00:21:19,084 --> 00:21:20,459
Di biro ang head injuries.

374
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:23,501
Nagsuka ako sa soccer
no'ng nabagok ang ulo ko.

375
00:21:24,543 --> 00:21:25,376
Nagsuka ka ba?

376
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,834
Hindi.

377
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:29,251
Ayos.

378
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,418
- Sige, shabbat shalom!
- Shabbat shalom.

379
00:21:36,418 --> 00:21:39,709
Okay! Kumusta kayong lahat?
Masaya ba ang buhay?

380
00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:41,709
May mitzvah project na ba kayo?

381
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:43,584
- Wala pa po.
- Opo.

382
00:21:43,584 --> 00:21:47,668
Wala pa?
'Yon ang pinakaimportante sa lahat.

383
00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:53,001
'Yong gagawa ka ng menschie
para sa komunidad mo, para sa lipunan.

384
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:56,084
Ano? Wala kayong pakialam sa lipunan?

385
00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:57,959
- Wala po.
- Mayro'n po.

386
00:21:57,959 --> 00:22:02,626
Sige, babalikan natin
ang dati nating kaibigan na si David.

387
00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:08,584
Tanda n'yo siya? Makikipagtalik
na sana si tropa kay Bathsheba

388
00:22:08,584 --> 00:22:11,209
na kasal sa iba.

389
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:14,709
Ang ahas ni David! Ahas ka ba, Aaron?

390
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,001
Hindi po.

391
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:19,209
Ginawa mo 'yon? Niloko ang asawa mo?

392
00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:25,668
- Ako?
- Biro lang, pare. Relax lang!

393
00:22:25,668 --> 00:22:27,876
Pinagpapawisan ka, grabe.

394
00:22:27,876 --> 00:22:29,876
Hindi ka ahas, Aaron. Mabait ka.

395
00:22:29,876 --> 00:22:31,959
Ayan na ang balahibo at bigote mo.

396
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,959
<i>Baruch hashem</i>, Aaron. Astig.

397
00:22:40,418 --> 00:22:42,751
Sabi ko sa sales lady, "Lahat ng kulay."

398
00:22:42,751 --> 00:22:45,668
Sabi niya, "Nakikipaghiwalay ka ba?"
'Kako, "Paano mo nasabi?"

399
00:22:48,251 --> 00:22:49,418
Nakakatawa, Ma.

400
00:22:49,418 --> 00:22:52,709
Uy, pwede ba akong
magpapunta sa bahay sa Saturday?

401
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:53,918
Parang playdate?

402
00:22:53,918 --> 00:22:57,876
Playdate? Ma, 13 na ako.
Wag mong tawaging playdate, please.

403
00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:00,918
Tumatawag si Papa. Hi!

404
00:23:00,918 --> 00:23:05,793
<i>Uy! Stacels. Nasa tindahan ako.
Sabi ni Mama, kailangan mo ng tampons,</i>

405
00:23:05,793 --> 00:23:08,126
<i>- pero di ko alam ang sukat...</i>
- Kahit ano.

406
00:23:08,126 --> 00:23:11,459
<i>- Maraming pagpipilian.</i>
- Pads na lang. Kahit ano.

407
00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:13,168
<i>Gaano kalakas ang regla mo?</i>

408
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:14,709
<i>- Malakas ba?</i>
- Malakas.

409
00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:16,751
- Diyos ko.
<i>- Mahina? May buo-buo?</i>

410
00:23:16,751 --> 00:23:19,543
<i>Nalito na ako.
Bibili rin ako ng peanut butter.</i>

411
00:23:19,543 --> 00:23:22,709
- Basta...
<i>- Sabi ni Mama, high alert daw?</i>

412
00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:26,334
<i>Baka dapat sa bathtub matulog?
Dadalhin ko agad sa kwarto mo.</i>

413
00:23:26,334 --> 00:23:27,834
Diyos ko. Love you. Bye.

414
00:23:31,626 --> 00:23:34,584
Uy, Lyd, si Kym 'to.
Nandito kami sa bahay.

415
00:23:34,584 --> 00:23:36,043
Punta ka kung libre ka.

416
00:23:36,543 --> 00:23:37,376
Wow.

417
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,959
Ano'ng sasabihin ko?

418
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:42,293
Pupunta ka?

419
00:23:44,168 --> 00:23:45,209
Hindi.

420
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,459
Pero dapat sagutin ko.

421
00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:52,543
Oo. Kung gusto mong pumunta,
wala akong pakialam.

422
00:23:52,543 --> 00:23:55,459
Tingin ko lang, masama sila,
pero nasa 'yo 'yan.

423
00:23:56,626 --> 00:23:58,793
- Baka pwede kang isama.
- Wag.

424
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:02,334
Itatanong ko. Heto na.
Kita mo, tapos na. Oops. Sorry.

425
00:24:07,084 --> 00:24:07,918
AYOS

426
00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:13,126
Diyos ko! Okay, Ma, pwede mo kaming
ihatid kina Kym Chang-Cohen?

427
00:24:13,126 --> 00:24:15,751
- Teka. Pwede tayong dumaan sa bahay?
- Sige.

428
00:24:15,751 --> 00:24:18,709
- Regla.
- Isasama n'yo ba sina Tara at Nikki?

429
00:24:18,709 --> 00:24:19,793
Ay.

430
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,501
Ay, parang hindi.

431
00:24:23,501 --> 00:24:25,418
Masyado nang madami 'yon.

432
00:24:25,418 --> 00:24:26,876
- Oo nga.
- Oo.

433
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,584
Sige. Bilis.

434
00:24:38,584 --> 00:24:39,751
- Hi, Ron.
- Hi.

435
00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:42,209
- Magja-jacket ba ako?
- Wag. Saan ka pupunta?

436
00:24:42,209 --> 00:24:43,626
Kina Kym Chang-Cohen.

437
00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:47,709
Wow. Pag pupunta sa bahay ng sikat,
umoo lang palagi. Wag excited.

438
00:24:47,709 --> 00:24:48,793
- Salamat.
- Ayos.

439
00:24:48,793 --> 00:24:52,918
Nag-iwan si Papa ng napkin sa kama mo.
Ang laki. Akala ko unan.

440
00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:54,126
Nagbibiro ka ba?

441
00:24:54,834 --> 00:24:55,793
Nakakatawa.

442
00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:04,334
Diyos ko.

443
00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:06,793
Tandaan. Wag tumutol. Wag excited.

444
00:25:17,293 --> 00:25:19,459
Lydia, may crush ka ba?

445
00:25:23,084 --> 00:25:26,626
Wala, e. Kakaunti ang maaayos
na lalaki sa grade natin.

446
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:27,668
Alam n'yo 'yon?

447
00:25:29,459 --> 00:25:31,376
A, lalaki lang ang gusto mo?

448
00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:35,501
- Parang.
- Straight din 'yong iba rito.

449
00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:36,584
Ayos.

450
00:25:37,376 --> 00:25:38,709
Hindi ako tumututol.

451
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,334
Ikaw, Stacy? Sino'ng gusto mo?

452
00:25:48,418 --> 00:25:49,793
Wala, e.

453
00:25:53,543 --> 00:25:57,126
May kaunting party sa bahay bukas,
baka gusto n'yong pumunta.

454
00:25:57,626 --> 00:25:58,668
Astig.

455
00:25:59,251 --> 00:26:03,043
Punta kayo.
Masaya 'yon! Astig ang bahay nila.

456
00:26:06,293 --> 00:26:07,709
Este, ayos 'yon.

457
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:12,126
Sige, kailangan na nating maghilamos.

458
00:26:12,126 --> 00:26:14,751
- Gagayak pa tayo.
- Saan tayo pupunta?

459
00:26:14,751 --> 00:26:16,209
Sa bangin.

460
00:26:22,459 --> 00:26:24,293
- Hindi pwede.
- Mag-iingat tayo.

461
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:25,501
Ayokong mamatay.

462
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,293
- Hindi pwedeng tumutol.
- Ano?

463
00:26:27,293 --> 00:26:28,376
Wag kang excited!

464
00:26:28,376 --> 00:26:29,876
Pupunta si Andy doon.

465
00:26:34,084 --> 00:26:37,876
- Sige na, para sa akin?
- Naisama na kita rito. Kulang pa 'yon?

466
00:26:40,543 --> 00:26:41,834
Hindi sa pang-aano.

467
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,376
Sasama ba kayo o ano?

468
00:26:43,376 --> 00:26:44,626
Oo, sasama ako.

469
00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:06,459
Sabi ni Mama,
bawal pa ako magpa-lip filler.

470
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,793
E di ipa-Botox mo na lang ang labi mo.

471
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:09,709
Oo nga.

472
00:27:18,626 --> 00:27:20,043
Uy, may dumating!

473
00:27:40,084 --> 00:27:41,376
Kumusta?

474
00:27:43,501 --> 00:27:44,501
Musta?

475
00:27:45,918 --> 00:27:48,251
- Hi, Stacy.
- Uy, Mateo.

476
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:51,584
Nag-soccer kami,
tambak ang St. Catherine, 3-0.

477
00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:55,334
- Kahit pangit ang field nila.
- Oo nga, tabingi 'yon.

478
00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:01,293
Mismo. Kumusta 'yong ulo mo?

479
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:08,918
Nasa katawan niya pa rin. Kaya...

480
00:28:09,501 --> 00:28:10,668
Mabuti naman.

481
00:28:10,668 --> 00:28:13,209
Hindi ako nagsusuka, kaya, oo.

482
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,084
Anyways...

483
00:28:19,376 --> 00:28:20,293
Musta? Ako si Andy.

484
00:28:20,293 --> 00:28:23,334
Alam ko. Magkaklase tayo
sa Hebrew school. Lydia.

485
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:24,626
Talaga?

486
00:28:24,626 --> 00:28:25,918
Oo.

487
00:28:27,376 --> 00:28:31,001
Hinahamon ko kayong tumalon! Sige na!

488
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:32,293
Tatalon sa bangin?

489
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:34,959
Mababalian ka ng paa at gulugod.

490
00:28:34,959 --> 00:28:37,293
Tumalon daw 'yong pinsan
ni Melissa Quinto,

491
00:28:37,293 --> 00:28:39,334
kaya ilong na ang pang-text niya ngayon.

492
00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,209
Mukhang masaya 'yon.

493
00:28:42,834 --> 00:28:47,168
- Tatalon ako kung wala akong contacts.
- Akin na, hahawakan ko.

494
00:28:50,709 --> 00:28:53,751
Ay shit. Tapos wala kang makikita.

495
00:28:56,459 --> 00:28:57,293
Ako na.

496
00:28:58,626 --> 00:28:59,459
Ano?

497
00:29:00,584 --> 00:29:03,959
Tatalon ka? Astig 'yon.

498
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,126
Tingnan natin.

499
00:29:07,543 --> 00:29:08,376
Sige.

500
00:29:09,043 --> 00:29:10,834
- Di nga.
- Shit.

501
00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:14,793
- Pag tumalon siya, ideya ko 'yon.
- Paano kung mababaw 'yan?

502
00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:34,418
- Hindi tutuloy 'yan.
- Di niya kaya 'yan.

503
00:29:34,418 --> 00:29:36,751
- Pag namatay siya, wala tayo rito.
- Oo nga.

504
00:29:36,751 --> 00:29:39,043
- Duwag naman siya.
- Natigilan siya.

505
00:29:39,584 --> 00:29:42,834
Stacy, sabi mo mag-iingat tayo. Please.

506
00:29:43,334 --> 00:29:44,251
Nanonood si Andy?

507
00:29:47,626 --> 00:29:49,168
Nanonood silang lahat!

508
00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:53,709
Friedman! Kaya mo 'yan! Sige na!

509
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,668
- Sige na!
- Wag mong gawin 'to.

510
00:29:56,668 --> 00:30:00,293
Pag namatay ka, papatayin ako
ng parents mo. Stacy! Wag!

511
00:30:09,668 --> 00:30:12,168
- Diyos ko!
- Holy shit!

512
00:30:12,168 --> 00:30:13,834
- Diyos ko!
- Diyos ko po!

513
00:30:18,126 --> 00:30:19,251
Stacy!

514
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:21,209
- Stacy!
- Ay shit!

515
00:30:22,084 --> 00:30:23,751
Grabe!

516
00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:27,043
Stacy!

517
00:30:29,168 --> 00:30:30,709
- Ideya ko 'yon!
- Tahimik!

518
00:30:30,709 --> 00:30:33,293
Uy, Stacy Friedman!

519
00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:35,584
Isa kang alamat!

520
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,543
Ganyan ako!

521
00:30:40,251 --> 00:30:41,876
Ano 'yon?

522
00:30:48,168 --> 00:30:50,084
Nakakadiri.

523
00:30:50,084 --> 00:30:53,626
Naging Red Sea ang bangin dahil kay Stacy.

524
00:30:58,876 --> 00:31:01,876
Kalma. Regla lang 'yon.
Buwan-buwan nga 'yon, e.

525
00:31:01,876 --> 00:31:03,418
Pangdalawang buwan 'yan.

526
00:31:03,418 --> 00:31:06,459
- Di mo kayang magkaregla, Aaron.
- Oo nga.

527
00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:08,501
Uy, ano'ng kasalanan ko?

528
00:31:20,543 --> 00:31:22,334
Salamat at nakitawa ka pa.

529
00:31:23,418 --> 00:31:24,751
Hindi ako tumawa.

530
00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:26,126
Tumawa ka.

531
00:31:26,126 --> 00:31:28,959
Stacy, wala 'yon. Isuot mo na lang 'to.

532
00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:31,876
Nakakahiya 'yon!
Tiningnan ako ni Andy na parang...

533
00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:34,251
Astig ka! 'Yon ang iniisip nila.

534
00:31:34,251 --> 00:31:36,626
Hindi. Ayoko na sa kaniya.

535
00:31:38,501 --> 00:31:39,668
Oras.

536
00:31:39,668 --> 00:31:42,293
- Stacy, pag-isipan mo muna.
- Tapos na. Oras.

537
00:31:46,126 --> 00:31:47,209
5:23.

538
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:50,376
Hindi na crush
ni Stacy Friedman si Andy Goldfarb.

539
00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:54,084
Time of death, 5:23 p.m.

540
00:31:54,084 --> 00:31:55,834
Okay, tara na nga.

541
00:31:55,834 --> 00:31:59,418
- Hindi na, sumama ka na sa friends mo.
- Ano'ng sinasabi mo?

542
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,751
Tumigil ka! Di mo ako ipinagtanggol!

543
00:32:01,751 --> 00:32:04,376
Pinigilan kita. Ayoko ngang pumunta rito.

544
00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:06,751
Dahil nayaya mo na sila sa party mo!

545
00:32:06,751 --> 00:32:10,168
- Ang drama mo ngayon!
- Ang wannabe mo ngayon!

546
00:32:11,959 --> 00:32:16,126
- Nilalamig na ako. Aalis na ako.
- Wow, Stacy. Di ko kaya.

547
00:32:16,126 --> 00:32:17,626
Mas di ko kaya.

548
00:32:21,626 --> 00:32:24,459
- Ano'ng gagawin mo?
- Ipapadala ang invitations.

549
00:32:24,459 --> 00:32:27,751
Magpapakulay ako...
Uy, pakitawagan si DJ Schmuley?

550
00:32:27,751 --> 00:32:31,834
Gusto niya ng green room at per diem.
At baka nilandi niya ako.

551
00:32:31,834 --> 00:32:33,751
Baka suntukin ko siya.

552
00:32:33,751 --> 00:32:35,751
- Sige.
- Ako na kay Schmuley.

553
00:32:35,751 --> 00:32:37,959
Uy, manonood ako ng sine. Sama ka?

554
00:32:38,793 --> 00:32:41,209
Weird 'yon pag tatay ko ang kasama ko.

555
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:44,168
Ayaw mo na akong makasama?
May lakad ka ba?

556
00:32:44,168 --> 00:32:48,084
Darating si Zaara, mag-o-online shop kami,
tapos iidlip sa labas.

557
00:32:48,918 --> 00:32:52,543
- Hindi 'yon weird para sa 'yo?
- Pagod kami sa school!

558
00:32:53,709 --> 00:32:57,459
Mahal, mag-quality time kayo
ng bunso mo na mahal ka pa rin.

559
00:32:57,459 --> 00:32:58,876
- Okay.
- Okay? Enjoy.

560
00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:00,209
Nakakatakot 'to.

561
00:33:04,043 --> 00:33:06,459
- Miss na kita, Pa!
- Talaga? Magaling.

562
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,584
<i>Diyos ko!</i>

563
00:33:29,293 --> 00:33:31,251
LYDIA
PUPUNTA KA PA BA?

564
00:33:33,459 --> 00:33:36,376
SORRY TALAGA
HINDI DAPAT AKO TUMAWA

565
00:33:37,793 --> 00:33:40,293
- Ready ka na, nak?
- Sandali lang, Pa!

566
00:33:42,334 --> 00:33:44,543
GINO-GHOST MO TALAGA AKO?

567
00:33:47,501 --> 00:33:51,751
SORRY DIN

568
00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:57,376
MAG-USAP TAYO SA SCHOOL
WALA PA AKO SA MOOD

569
00:33:57,376 --> 00:33:59,918
Wag mong gawin sa 'kin 'to. Tara na!

570
00:33:59,918 --> 00:34:01,084
Papunta na!

571
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:08,709
Bubie, excited na ako.
Excited ako sa popcorn. Maraming butter.

572
00:34:09,501 --> 00:34:11,459
Magagalit ako pag naubos ko na.

573
00:34:11,459 --> 00:34:14,626
- Magmamantika ang mukha ko.
- Pwede bang hindi sumama?

574
00:34:14,626 --> 00:34:17,876
Bakit? Ayaw mo ring
makita kang kasama ako?

575
00:34:17,876 --> 00:34:21,084
Kakausapin ko si Lydia.
Pwede mo akong ihatid?

576
00:34:22,126 --> 00:34:23,209
Sige.

577
00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:29,209
Ano'ng problema? May iniisip ka ba?
Ayos lang 'yan. Kung ano man 'yan.

578
00:34:31,501 --> 00:34:33,834
Ayan. Wag mong sabihin kay Mama.
Magkape ka.

579
00:34:34,418 --> 00:34:37,709
Isang higop... Nadali ka.

580
00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:44,709
- Sige. Enjoy. I love you.
- Salamat po. Love you.

581
00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:46,709
Mag-iisa na lang ako sa sine,

582
00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:49,626
iiyak at kakain ng isang balde
ng Sour Patch Kids!

583
00:34:49,626 --> 00:34:52,084
- Ayos!
- Mag-text ka pag kailangan mo ako.

584
00:34:52,084 --> 00:34:53,209
Opo!

585
00:35:42,168 --> 00:35:45,668
- Uy, Stacy, alam mo 'to.
- Paano i-on ang jacuzzi jet?

586
00:35:46,251 --> 00:35:48,043
Nasa pantry ang switch.

587
00:35:48,043 --> 00:35:50,043
- Sa pantry?
- Pantry?

588
00:36:07,293 --> 00:36:08,626
Diyos ko.

589
00:36:13,251 --> 00:36:14,459
Diyos ko.

590
00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:25,168
- Stacy!
- Naku. Kagulo na.

591
00:36:27,001 --> 00:36:27,834
Stacy.

592
00:36:28,334 --> 00:36:29,834
Stacy, siya ang humalik!

593
00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:31,418
Di mo naman siya gusto!

594
00:36:32,418 --> 00:36:34,959
Para kayong si David
at Bathsheba, ahas ka.

595
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:36,584
- Sorry. Di ko...
- Tumigil ka!

596
00:36:36,584 --> 00:36:38,376
Magpapaliwanag ako.

597
00:36:38,376 --> 00:36:42,918
Hindi! Ipapaliwanag ko sa 'yo.
Una, hindi na tayo magkaibigan.

598
00:36:42,918 --> 00:36:47,251
Pangalawa, hindi ko gagawin
ang entrance video mo.

599
00:36:47,876 --> 00:36:50,709
- Stacy.
- Ay! At isa pa,

600
00:36:52,209 --> 00:36:56,751
Lydia Rodriguez Katz,
hindi ka imbitado sa bat mitzvah ko.

601
00:36:58,918 --> 00:37:01,293
Mabuti! Mag-enjoy ka sana.

602
00:37:09,084 --> 00:37:11,751
<i>Dear, God, si Stacy Friedman 'to.</i>

603
00:37:12,751 --> 00:37:15,459
<i>Ano ba?</i>

604
00:37:16,418 --> 00:37:18,001
<i>Bakit ganito?</i>

605
00:37:20,501 --> 00:37:24,334
PWEDE BA TAYONG MAG-USAP?
KAILANGAN KONG MAGPALIWANAG.

606
00:37:54,293 --> 00:37:55,418
Okay, bye, Stacy.

607
00:37:57,793 --> 00:38:01,876
Naku, Z. Ayos lang. Matulog ka pa.
Ayos ka lang. Promise.

608
00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:15,334
Stacy, sandali. Stace, saglit lang.

609
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:17,126
Ano'ng nangyari?

610
00:38:17,126 --> 00:38:19,834
Tintanong kami
kung kailangan mo ng napkin.

611
00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:22,001
- Ayos lang ako.
- Sigurado ka, Stace?

612
00:38:22,001 --> 00:38:24,626
Boyfriend na ng best friend mo
ang crush mo.

613
00:38:24,626 --> 00:38:26,626
Hindi pa sila. Halik lang 'yon.

614
00:38:26,626 --> 00:38:28,834
Hinipo niya raw
ang ilalim ng dede niya kanina.

615
00:38:28,834 --> 00:38:30,584
- Tara...
- Ayos lang 'yon.

616
00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:32,626
Tsismis talaga. Walang katapusan.

617
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:59,959
- Okay, kailan nagsimula 'yon?
- Sa party niya noong weekend.

618
00:39:00,626 --> 00:39:03,626
- Nagpa-party nga siya?
- Siguro. Hindi tayo imbitado.

619
00:39:03,626 --> 00:39:06,126
Naku, pinagtawanan nga nila ako

620
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,459
noong muntik akong mamatay sa bangin.

621
00:39:09,126 --> 00:39:11,043
Kasama n'yo si Andy ro'n?

622
00:39:13,001 --> 00:39:15,251
Ay, sa bangin lang 'yon. Biglaan.

623
00:39:17,959 --> 00:39:19,793
- Tara na nga, Tara.
- Sige.

624
00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:25,543
Okay, pag-uusapan natin ang <i>tikkun olam</i>.

625
00:39:25,543 --> 00:39:26,834
Alam n'yo ba 'yon?

626
00:39:27,501 --> 00:39:28,501
Kym!

627
00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:31,001
Kung may Diyos, bakit may climate change?

628
00:39:33,376 --> 00:39:35,834
Magandang tanong 'yan...

629
00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,793
Bakit bawal ang straight sa gay TikTok?

630
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:42,168
Kung mahal ako ng Diyos,
bakit lagi akong may pimples?

631
00:39:42,168 --> 00:39:44,043
Bakit paiba-iba ang charger ng Apple?

632
00:39:44,043 --> 00:39:46,376
Ba't nagkamali sa pag-opera
ang doktor ng papa ko?

633
00:39:46,376 --> 00:39:48,709
At bakit kasama ko sa kwarto si Lola?

634
00:39:50,376 --> 00:39:56,501
Okay. Mukhang maipapaliwanag ko
ang pimples at climate change at TikTok.

635
00:39:56,501 --> 00:39:58,626
- Nakakatakot siya minsan.
- Di ba?

636
00:40:00,668 --> 00:40:02,168
Pakanta!

637
00:40:02,168 --> 00:40:08,376
<i>Kung totoo ang Diyos, bakit may digmaan?</i>

638
00:40:09,084 --> 00:40:12,084
<i>Bakit walang katarungan?</i>

639
00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:14,543
<i>Bakit mahirap ang mga tao?</i>

640
00:40:15,209 --> 00:40:20,668
<i>At bakit nagkaroon ako ng yeast infection</i>

641
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:25,876
<i>sa loob ng 11 taon.</i>

642
00:40:25,876 --> 00:40:28,626
<i>Malinaw ang sagot.</i>

643
00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:35,668
<i>Ang Diyos ay random.</i>

644
00:40:35,668 --> 00:40:37,251
<i>Ang Diyos ay random sauce.</i>

645
00:40:37,251 --> 00:40:38,418
Sabay-sabay!

646
00:40:38,418 --> 00:40:42,251
<i>Ang Diyos ay random.</i>

647
00:40:42,251 --> 00:40:46,418
Ang prayer book n'yo ay ang playbill,
cutie-pops, bongga.

648
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:04,168
7th_GRADE_TSISMIS
ILABAS NA 'YAN - ANONYMOUS 'TO

649
00:41:05,584 --> 00:41:09,668
MAY MAHABANG ITIM NA BUHOK
SA UTONG SI LYDIA

650
00:41:11,376 --> 00:41:12,459
<i>Seema!</i>

651
00:41:14,709 --> 00:41:17,501
Ano'ng sabi ko
tungkol sa paggamit ng phone?

652
00:41:18,251 --> 00:41:21,376
Di ba? Alam ni Aaron 'yan. Apir.

653
00:41:22,626 --> 00:41:24,834
- Oo, <i>baruch hashem</i>, Aaron.
- Opo, sir.

654
00:41:31,501 --> 00:41:34,168
Sige, ano'ng problema, miss?

655
00:41:34,168 --> 00:41:36,959
Mabait at magalang kang bata.

656
00:41:36,959 --> 00:41:39,959
Ngayon, puro ka phone.
Di nagpapraktis ng portion.

657
00:41:39,959 --> 00:41:42,376
Kausapin mo ako. Ano'ng nangyayari?

658
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:47,418
Alam mo ba ang portion mo?
Naiintindihan mo ba ang <i>Ki Tisa</i>?

659
00:41:47,918 --> 00:41:50,793
Oo. Puro tungkol sa golden calf,
mga gano'n.

660
00:41:51,918 --> 00:41:55,959
Oo, pero tungkol din 'yon
sa pagiging indibidwal na tao.

661
00:41:55,959 --> 00:41:58,418
Tungkol sa pananagutan.

662
00:41:58,418 --> 00:42:00,334
Mga usaping pangmatanda, di ba?

663
00:42:00,334 --> 00:42:01,959
Huhulaan ko.

664
00:42:01,959 --> 00:42:04,709
Di mo pa nagagawa
ang mitzvah project mo, 'no?

665
00:42:05,668 --> 00:42:07,209
Namimili na ako.

666
00:42:07,209 --> 00:42:10,584
<i>Seema</i>, mas maaga mong gagawin
ang mitzvah mo,

667
00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:13,126
na isang kabutihan at commandment,

668
00:42:13,126 --> 00:42:15,626
mas maaga kang mapapanatag.

669
00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:20,334
Ire-reward ako ng Diyos
pag nag-mitzvah ako?

670
00:42:20,334 --> 00:42:22,626
- Hindi reward...
- Ibibigay ang gusto ko?

671
00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:24,251
Hindi 'yon ang sinabi ko.

672
00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:26,918
Salamat po sa tulong. Makagawa na nga.

673
00:42:26,918 --> 00:42:28,043
Teka. Hindi!

674
00:42:28,043 --> 00:42:31,251
- Sisimulan ko na po!
- Pwedeng pabili ng Gatorade?

675
00:42:41,209 --> 00:42:43,168
FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS PARA SA ASO

676
00:42:44,918 --> 00:42:48,293
PAG-FLUSH NG DUMI
SA MGA BANYO SA SHCOOL

677
00:42:48,293 --> 00:42:49,584
Uy, pwedeng maupo?

678
00:42:49,584 --> 00:42:50,501
Sige.

679
00:43:01,043 --> 00:43:04,668
MAKIPAGBATI KAY LYDIA?

680
00:43:11,584 --> 00:43:12,501
Uy.

681
00:43:14,126 --> 00:43:16,168
Bakit kaya sinasabi ng mga tao

682
00:43:16,168 --> 00:43:19,876
na magfo-floss sila
gamit ang buhok sa utong ko? Ha, Stacy?

683
00:43:20,834 --> 00:43:21,668
Ewan.

684
00:43:21,668 --> 00:43:24,918
Pinagtatawanan na ako

685
00:43:24,918 --> 00:43:28,293
sa hallway, sinasabihan ng, "Spider-nips."

686
00:43:28,293 --> 00:43:31,001
At least hindi "Si Aunt Flow
at ang Madugong Napkin!"

687
00:43:31,001 --> 00:43:32,334
Pero nangyari 'yon, Stacy.

688
00:43:32,334 --> 00:43:35,293
- Malay ko bang walang buhok ang utong mo?
- Alam mong wala!

689
00:43:37,334 --> 00:43:40,543
Bakit naging kayo?
Akala ko halik lang 'yon?

690
00:43:41,043 --> 00:43:43,709
At saka wag mong gagayahin
si Rabbi Rebecca kay Andy.

691
00:43:43,709 --> 00:43:46,001
Ako ang gumagawa no'n, gaya-gaya!

692
00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:49,459
At ako ang bida, cutie-pops, bongga!

693
00:43:50,876 --> 00:43:53,751
Siyang-siya nga! Si Cantor Jerry naman.

694
00:43:54,418 --> 00:43:58,668
- Hindi ko kaya 'yon.
- Boo!

695
00:43:59,418 --> 00:44:01,959
- Ronnie?
- Manok?

696
00:44:01,959 --> 00:44:04,584
Patulong naman sa mitzvah project?
ASAP 'to.

697
00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:07,459
May ginagawa ako. Uy, chicken Parmesan!

698
00:44:07,459 --> 00:44:08,459
Tama.

699
00:44:08,459 --> 00:44:11,334
Bakit di kayo tumulong ni Lydia
sa mga palaboy

700
00:44:11,334 --> 00:44:13,501
o mag-volunteer sa animal shelter?

701
00:44:13,501 --> 00:44:16,084
Bat mitzvah project ko 'to,
hindi kasama si Lydia.

702
00:44:16,084 --> 00:44:17,251
Tungkol 'to sa akin.

703
00:44:17,251 --> 00:44:19,418
'Yan ang sinabi mo
tungkol sa egg roll piñata.

704
00:44:19,418 --> 00:44:21,084
- At sa damit.
- At sa buhok mo.

705
00:44:21,084 --> 00:44:23,168
Manahimik ka, Zaara.
Bakit lagi kang nandito?

706
00:44:23,168 --> 00:44:24,418
Uy.

707
00:44:24,418 --> 00:44:27,084
Hindi n'yo naiintindihan
kung gaano kaimportante 'to.

708
00:44:29,418 --> 00:44:30,959
Pinakamadrama sa lahat.

709
00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:33,793
- Tama.
- Diyos ko! Hindi nakakatawa.

710
00:44:33,793 --> 00:44:35,251
Tigilan n'yo siya.

711
00:44:50,418 --> 00:44:52,543
Diyos ko.

712
00:44:58,584 --> 00:45:00,209
Ano ba?

713
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,543
LYDIA VIDEOS
NAKAKAHIYA WAG IPAKITA!!!

714
00:45:18,584 --> 00:45:20,793
<i>Kung kayo 'yan ng lalaki,
ano'ng gagawin mo?</i>

715
00:45:25,459 --> 00:45:27,376
<i>I-close up natin 'yan.</i>

716
00:45:27,876 --> 00:45:28,834
<i>Tingnan mo 'yan.</i>

717
00:45:33,001 --> 00:45:36,501
<i>- Ba't lagi mong ginagawa 'yan?
- Gusto ko ang amoy ng paa ko!</i>

718
00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:39,709
<i>- Para siyang lawnmower.
- Ang lakas!</i>

719
00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:43,251
<i>Nakuha mo 'yong buo?</i>

720
00:45:43,251 --> 00:45:45,918
<i>- 'Yong buong sipon.
- Teka. Burahin mo 'yan.</i>

721
00:45:45,918 --> 00:45:47,126
<i>Ganito ako humalik.</i>

722
00:45:48,126 --> 00:45:50,043
<i>Pipisain niya ang pimple niya.</i>

723
00:45:50,043 --> 00:45:51,959
<i>Diyos ko, naihi yata ako.</i>

724
00:45:51,959 --> 00:45:55,459
<i>Bwisit sina Kym at Megan at Anya.
Mga tanga sila.</i>

725
00:45:55,459 --> 00:45:56,959
<i>Mabalahibo ang paa niya.</i>

726
00:46:01,876 --> 00:46:03,918
<i>Umutot ka na ba sa harapan?</i>

727
00:46:03,918 --> 00:46:06,043
<i>- Oo, sa pepe mo?
- Juicy 'to!</i>

728
00:46:06,043 --> 00:46:09,001
<i>- Gusto n'yong makita? Maghahanda ako.
- Patingin.</i>

729
00:46:09,001 --> 00:46:10,751
<i>Di nga. May exercise ka?</i>

730
00:46:11,459 --> 00:46:13,126
<i>Naku, kawawang Nikki.</i>

731
00:46:17,418 --> 00:46:20,584
<i>- Pinakita ko lang kung paano mag-queef.
- Quee...</i>

732
00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:37,876
<i>Wag mong 'tong ipakita sa iba.
Promise, pag ipinakita mo 'to,</i>

733
00:46:37,876 --> 00:46:39,126
<i>papatayin kita.</i>

734
00:46:39,126 --> 00:46:41,876
<i>- Naiintindihan mo?
- Di ko gagawin 'yon.</i>

735
00:46:41,876 --> 00:46:43,876
<i>- Sige, mabuti.
- Love you.</i>

736
00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,918
<i>Uy, seryoso ako. Delikado 'to.</i>

737
00:46:51,668 --> 00:46:53,459
<i>Pareho silang baliw.</i>

738
00:46:53,459 --> 00:46:55,793
<i>Stacy, tama na ang paghalik kay Lydia.</i>

739
00:46:55,793 --> 00:46:58,709
<i>Aw, ang cute!</i>

740
00:46:58,709 --> 00:47:02,126
<i>Salamat sa panonood. Bye!</i>

741
00:47:21,209 --> 00:47:22,418
Diyos ko...

742
00:47:32,543 --> 00:47:37,126
Ayos! Mazel tov kay Benjamin!

743
00:47:41,001 --> 00:47:42,043
Uy, Schmuley!

744
00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:43,626
Kumusta?

745
00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:46,209
Pwedeng "Don't Stop Believing" ng Journey?

746
00:47:47,459 --> 00:47:50,793
Whoa. Aray ko naman.

747
00:47:50,793 --> 00:47:55,459
Umalis ka nga rito!
Si Schmuley ang bahala sa tugtugan!

748
00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:02,418
Mag-ingay, party people!

749
00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:19,126
- Ah. Oo.
- Masyadong maingay rito.

750
00:48:19,126 --> 00:48:23,543
Alam mo, hindi kami nagdusa
sa mga bat mitzvah noong panahon namin.

751
00:48:23,543 --> 00:48:27,709
Nag-celebrate lang kami
kasama ang pamilya, tapos dalaga ka na.

752
00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:29,709
- Oo nga.
- Walang bat mitzvah pag babae?

753
00:48:29,709 --> 00:48:33,876
Hindi raw kailangan dahil
isinilang ang babae sa kaharian ng Diyos.

754
00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:37,376
Nanloloko lang siya. Gusto lang makatipid.

755
00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:39,168
Talaga...

756
00:48:43,501 --> 00:48:44,501
Sige na. Go.

757
00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:49,001
Walang kupas 'yan.
Napanood n'yo 'yong <i>Evil Dead 2</i>?

758
00:48:49,001 --> 00:48:51,584
- Oo. Walang kwenta.
- Parang kayo.

759
00:48:51,584 --> 00:48:53,918
Pwedeng hayaan n'yo kaming manood?

760
00:48:54,668 --> 00:48:55,543
Sige.

761
00:49:13,043 --> 00:49:16,084
Ano'ng mayro'n?
Bakit ka sumasama sa matatanda?

762
00:49:16,084 --> 00:49:19,126
- Ba't di ka sumama sa friends mo?
- Masakit ang tiyan ko.

763
00:49:19,126 --> 00:49:22,584
Masakit ang tiyan mo?
Sige. Ikukuha kita ng salabat.

764
00:49:23,084 --> 00:49:25,709
Hindi ka mainit. Ayos ka lang.

765
00:49:27,168 --> 00:49:28,876
Hindi masakit ang tiyan mo.

766
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:33,084
Bakit di kayo magkasama ni Lydia?

767
00:49:33,084 --> 00:49:34,126
Traydor siya.

768
00:49:34,126 --> 00:49:37,459
Hinalikan niya ang crush ko,
tapos hinawakan ang ilalim ng suso niya.

769
00:49:37,459 --> 00:49:41,751
- Ay.
- Ilalim ng suso. Marami ako niyan.

770
00:49:41,751 --> 00:49:45,251
Ilalim, ibabaw, gilid, likod, lahat.

771
00:49:45,251 --> 00:49:46,543
Ah.

772
00:49:46,543 --> 00:49:48,751
Alam mo, <i>bubelah</i>, noong bata pa ako,

773
00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:52,418
nag-away kami ng best friend kong
si Susie Rebenstock dahil sa lalaki,

774
00:49:52,418 --> 00:49:54,168
tapos di ko na siya kinausap.

775
00:49:54,168 --> 00:49:57,251
Fifty years later, nakasalubong ko
ang kuya niya sa Zabar's.

776
00:49:57,251 --> 00:50:00,126
Tumalon pala siya
sa building noong 32 siya.

777
00:50:00,126 --> 00:50:03,084
Hinayaan kong masira kami sa lalaki,

778
00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:05,876
tapos ngayon, patay na siya
sa ibaba ng Chrysler Building.

779
00:50:05,876 --> 00:50:07,293
Diyos ko.

780
00:50:07,293 --> 00:50:10,209
- McDonald's 'yon.
- Kahit ano! Basta 'yon.

781
00:50:10,709 --> 00:50:13,418
Ang sinasabi ko lang,
dapat magkakampi tayong mga babae!

782
00:50:13,418 --> 00:50:14,668
- Oo nga.
- Tama.

783
00:50:23,751 --> 00:50:24,709
Megan!

784
00:50:26,418 --> 00:50:29,001
Okay. Heto na, <i>Tatala</i>.

785
00:50:29,001 --> 00:50:30,543
- Salamat po.
- Sige.

786
00:50:30,543 --> 00:50:31,834
- Hi po.
- Hello.

787
00:50:31,834 --> 00:50:33,334
- Uy.
- Hello po.

788
00:50:34,876 --> 00:50:38,626
Pwedeng mahingi ang rolls n'yo?
Para sa lola ni Andy Goldfarb.

789
00:50:38,626 --> 00:50:40,001
Ayos 'yan, ha.

790
00:50:40,001 --> 00:50:42,084
- Magalang kang bata.
- Ang sweet mo.

791
00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:43,709
- O, basketball rolls.
- Salamat.

792
00:50:43,709 --> 00:50:46,168
Bakit mo bibigyan ang lola ni Andy?

793
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:48,334
Puro Jell-O kasi sa retirement home.

794
00:50:48,334 --> 00:50:52,376
Naisip kong mag-ipon ng pagkain
na madadala ni Andy bukas.

795
00:50:52,376 --> 00:50:56,626
Nasa retirement home ang lola ni Andy?
Ayos 'yon.

796
00:50:57,334 --> 00:50:58,876
Teka, bakit ayos?

797
00:51:21,418 --> 00:51:22,918
Nandito na ang mga libro!

798
00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:35,084
Andy? Uy!

799
00:51:35,959 --> 00:51:36,793
Uy.

800
00:51:38,876 --> 00:51:40,418
Ano'ng ginagawa mo rito?

801
00:51:40,418 --> 00:51:42,376
Dumadalaw lang sa lola ko.

802
00:51:42,376 --> 00:51:46,376
Natutulog pa siya,
kaya naghihintay ako ng sundo rito.

803
00:51:46,376 --> 00:51:48,584
Ang sweet mo naman.

804
00:51:48,584 --> 00:51:51,876
Babawiin ni mama ang Xbox ko
pag di ako bumisita. Kaya...

805
00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:54,584
Kaya...

806
00:51:55,918 --> 00:51:59,334
- Excited ka na sa bar mitzvah mo?
- Ayos lang.

807
00:51:59,334 --> 00:52:00,834
Astig.

808
00:52:03,793 --> 00:52:06,959
Oo, pero si Lydia, tinatarayan ako

809
00:52:06,959 --> 00:52:10,001
kasi di siya makakasali sa dance contest.

810
00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:14,126
Ayoko talaga 'yong pagka-competitive niya.
Bakit di na lang sumayaw?

811
00:52:14,126 --> 00:52:17,709
Nagsa-soccer ako,
at medyo competitive ang soccer.

812
00:52:17,709 --> 00:52:21,584
Sport ang soccer. Art ang sayaw.

813
00:52:23,043 --> 00:52:24,251
Totoo.

814
00:52:24,918 --> 00:52:25,834
Real talk.

815
00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:27,834
<i>Andy Goldfarb.</i>

816
00:52:28,793 --> 00:52:32,584
- Nandito na 'yong Uber ko. Alis na ako.
- Okay. Ingat.

817
00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:33,876
Sige, astig.

818
00:52:37,001 --> 00:52:38,543
- Uy.
- Yo!

819
00:52:39,584 --> 00:52:41,543
- Napakabagal!
- Diyos ko.

820
00:52:41,543 --> 00:52:45,459
Ako pa? Ha ha, tanda! Goldfarb rules!

821
00:52:46,918 --> 00:52:49,168
Hinihintay ko pa rin ang libro!

822
00:52:49,168 --> 00:52:50,418
Nandito lang, o.

823
00:52:52,293 --> 00:52:53,626
Ayoko niyan.

824
00:53:00,626 --> 00:53:04,459
Hello, Joe. Pwede mo bang
i-refill ang popcorn ko? Extra butter.

825
00:53:05,084 --> 00:53:06,084
Sige.

826
00:53:08,876 --> 00:53:13,001
<i>Gusto ko 'tong Carnivale theme,
pero pinakamaganda ang Candyland theme mo.</i>

827
00:53:13,001 --> 00:53:15,918
<i>Lalo 'yong New York theme mo,
mapapahiya ang buong school!</i>

828
00:53:15,918 --> 00:53:17,001
<i>Oo nga.</i>

829
00:53:17,001 --> 00:53:20,459
<i>- Bakit ang dami nating kinaing Twizzler?
- Ewan ko!</i>

830
00:53:20,459 --> 00:53:21,543
Uy, Stacy.

831
00:53:22,043 --> 00:53:23,334
Ay, uy, Mateo.

832
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:26,376
Grabe, 'no,
walang bar o bat mitzvah ngayon?

833
00:53:26,376 --> 00:53:28,293
Makakapanood pa ng sine.

834
00:53:28,293 --> 00:53:31,626
- Ano'ng panonoorin mo?
- Ewan ko kay Andy.

835
00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:33,668
- Nandito si Andy?
- Oo.

836
00:53:36,459 --> 00:53:39,251
- Sorry, sira ang butter nozzle.
- Wag na lang.

837
00:53:39,251 --> 00:53:41,584
- Hindi. Mahilig ka sa butter.
- Wag na.

838
00:53:41,584 --> 00:53:43,626
Kukuha ako ng coat hanger.

839
00:53:43,626 --> 00:53:45,418
- Akin na nga!
- Stacy Friedman.

840
00:53:45,418 --> 00:53:47,584
Uy, Kym! Kumusta?

841
00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:51,251
Uy, musta? Musta ang negosyong libro?

842
00:53:51,251 --> 00:53:53,043
Lumalakas. May Xbox ka pa?

843
00:53:53,626 --> 00:53:54,459
Siyempre.

844
00:53:54,459 --> 00:53:55,668
'Yon ang ayos.

845
00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:59,043
<i>Bubie</i>, bakit ang tagal mo?

846
00:53:59,043 --> 00:54:02,668
Galit ba siya dahil nagpa-refill tayo?
Nasa'n na siya?

847
00:54:02,668 --> 00:54:06,543
Uy, nandito ang friends mo.
Kumusta kayo? Nice to see you.

848
00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:10,001
- Ganda ng robe mo, pare!
- Uy, gusto niya ang porma ko.

849
00:54:10,001 --> 00:54:11,168
Ganda ng taste mo.

850
00:54:11,168 --> 00:54:13,209
Kukuha lang ako ng kumot

851
00:54:13,209 --> 00:54:15,543
sa kotse dahil ang lamig sa loob.

852
00:54:15,543 --> 00:54:18,584
Pwede tayong magyakapan,
gaya ng dati. Okay?

853
00:54:18,584 --> 00:54:21,876
Masaya 'yon, 'no? Yakapan?
Alam mo 'yon, tol?

854
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:24,459
- Ano...
- Magkita tayo sa loob.

855
00:54:24,459 --> 00:54:26,626
- Kumusta ka na, anak?
- Hi.

856
00:54:26,626 --> 00:54:29,543
- Love ya. Kumusta sa parents mo.
- Sige po.

857
00:54:29,543 --> 00:54:31,168
- Miss na kita.
- See you po.

858
00:54:32,918 --> 00:54:34,043
Uy... Ay...

859
00:54:45,293 --> 00:54:46,793
Stacy! Nandito na kami.

860
00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:50,334
Nadisgrasya ka ba?

861
00:54:50,334 --> 00:54:53,459
- Nakakain ng mani? Allergy?
- Para kang IG filter.

862
00:54:53,459 --> 00:54:55,251
Nireregla ba ang mukha mo?

863
00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:56,709
Tumahimik kayo. Pasok.

864
00:54:57,209 --> 00:54:59,751
- Ano 'yang suot mo?
- Di kita maintindihan.

865
00:54:59,751 --> 00:55:00,709
Guys...

866
00:55:06,376 --> 00:55:09,043
Tara, nakikita 'yong ilaw sa camera. Okay.

867
00:55:09,043 --> 00:55:11,626
- Itaas mo. Dapat glowing ako.
- Di ko kaya.

868
00:55:11,626 --> 00:55:14,543
Akala ko talaga gagawa lang tayo ng slime.

869
00:55:14,543 --> 00:55:15,959
Dalaga na tayo.

870
00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:17,918
Mamaya siguro.

871
00:55:18,501 --> 00:55:19,418
Ganito kaya?

872
00:55:20,876 --> 00:55:23,209
- Parang namatayan ng isda.
- Ibahin mo.

873
00:55:23,793 --> 00:55:25,084
- Sige.
- Ayan.

874
00:55:26,126 --> 00:55:30,543
Akitin mo ako. Okay? Akitin mo lang ako.
Ayan. Pak na pak.

875
00:55:30,543 --> 00:55:32,793
Guys, ang baduy nito.

876
00:55:32,793 --> 00:55:35,459
Akala ko magiging iconic trio tayo.

877
00:55:35,459 --> 00:55:37,376
Kasi iniwan ka na ni Lydia.

878
00:55:38,376 --> 00:55:42,084
Naku. Mukha kang namatayan
ng lahat ng isda sa mundo.

879
00:55:42,084 --> 00:55:45,626
Ayos lang. Mag-picture na lang tayo
tapos magbihis.

880
00:55:45,626 --> 00:55:48,001
- May iba pang damit?
- 'Yan... Okay. Oo.

881
00:55:50,251 --> 00:55:51,918
- Seryoso ka?
- Naku, Stace.

882
00:55:51,918 --> 00:55:53,918
Uy, ano'ng nangyayari?

883
00:55:55,168 --> 00:55:56,209
Nagpapa-picture.

884
00:55:56,209 --> 00:55:57,709
Mukha kang baliw.

885
00:55:57,709 --> 00:56:00,626
Bibili kami ng boba
tapos manonood ng <i>Evil Dead 2</i>,

886
00:56:00,626 --> 00:56:02,876
- baka gusto n'yong sumama.
- Oo, teka...

887
00:56:02,876 --> 00:56:03,918
- Thank God.
- Oo!

888
00:56:03,918 --> 00:56:05,876
Ano'ng nangyari sa kilikili mo?

889
00:56:05,876 --> 00:56:08,293
Nag-ahit ako. Hindi naging maganda.

890
00:56:09,001 --> 00:56:11,126
Ayos lang! Hindi ko kayo kailangan.

891
00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:20,668
Ang saya ng puzzles, 'no?

892
00:56:22,043 --> 00:56:23,126
Corny ang puzzles.

893
00:56:23,668 --> 00:56:25,001
Totoo.

894
00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:35,834
May tanong ako.
Magaling bang humalik si Lydia?

895
00:56:37,376 --> 00:56:38,251
Ayos lang.

896
00:56:39,251 --> 00:56:40,709
Ayos lang? Ha.

897
00:56:41,418 --> 00:56:43,543
Baka dahil first kiss ka niya.

898
00:56:43,543 --> 00:56:46,751
Hindi, sabi niya, marami na siyang
nahalikan noon.

899
00:56:47,459 --> 00:56:48,459
Sa camp?

900
00:56:49,376 --> 00:56:50,293
Oo.

901
00:56:50,293 --> 00:56:54,376
Mukha bang may karanasan
ang teknik niyang nakatikom ang bibig?

902
00:56:54,376 --> 00:56:57,834
Hindi, para siyang humahaliik
sa stuffed toy o kung ano.

903
00:56:57,834 --> 00:57:01,793
Pag ginagalaw ko ang kamay ko,
tumatawa siya, nakikiliti siya.

904
00:57:02,584 --> 00:57:04,543
Ang tiyaga mo naman.

905
00:57:05,126 --> 00:57:06,168
Para kang santo.

906
00:57:07,876 --> 00:57:08,751
Totoo.

907
00:57:12,959 --> 00:57:15,668
- Twenty points para sa 'kin.
- Ayos, La.

908
00:57:16,293 --> 00:57:18,751
Kunan ko kayo
para maipakita mo sa mama mo?

909
00:57:19,418 --> 00:57:22,084
Sige, maganda 'yan.

910
00:57:24,084 --> 00:57:25,084
Sige.

911
00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:33,543
- Ayos, Lola.
- Nakakatawa.

912
00:57:34,334 --> 00:57:36,168
Ipapakita ko kay Rabbi Rebecca.

913
00:57:36,168 --> 00:57:38,168
Mitzvah project ko kasi 'to.

914
00:57:38,168 --> 00:57:40,168
- Kaya pala.
- I-send ko sa 'yo.

915
00:57:40,668 --> 00:57:43,334
- Sige ba.
- Naku. May naipadala akong iba.

916
00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:45,418
- Wag mong pansinin.
<i>- Andy Goldfarb.</i>

917
00:57:53,418 --> 00:57:54,709
Ayos.

918
00:58:00,126 --> 00:58:02,834
- Masyadong malaki 'yan.
- Okey-dokey.

919
00:58:04,668 --> 00:58:07,209
Bakit hindi mo subukan 'yong strapless?

920
00:58:09,001 --> 00:58:12,084
Kumusta ang entrance video ni Lydia?

921
00:58:13,459 --> 00:58:16,001
- Natapos ko na no'ng weekend.
- Ayos!

922
00:58:16,709 --> 00:58:17,584
Hindi.

923
00:58:17,584 --> 00:58:18,834
Bakit hindi?

924
00:58:18,834 --> 00:58:20,501
Hindi lang.

925
00:58:20,501 --> 00:58:22,793
Sige, subukan mo 'yong huli.

926
00:58:22,793 --> 00:58:24,376
Ayoko, ang pangit no'n!

927
00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:25,543
Subukan mo lang!

928
00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:26,793
Diyos ko.

929
00:58:27,501 --> 00:58:29,668
Ang pangit, Ma.

930
00:58:29,668 --> 00:58:31,626
Baka gumanda pag suot mo na.

931
00:58:35,209 --> 00:58:36,293
Uy.

932
00:58:37,501 --> 00:58:38,418
Alam mo?

933
00:58:39,834 --> 00:58:41,043
Gusto ko 'to.

934
00:58:41,043 --> 00:58:44,168
Mukha akong tagatawag ng bata sa school

935
00:58:44,168 --> 00:58:46,168
pag may naaksidenteng magulang.

936
00:58:46,168 --> 00:58:47,793
Madalas mangyari 'yon?

937
00:58:49,043 --> 00:58:52,709
Pwedeng ito na lang?
Sige na. Pangarap ko 'to.

938
00:58:52,709 --> 00:58:54,376
Mas mahal 'yan sa bahay natin.

939
00:58:54,376 --> 00:58:57,126
So mumurahin ang isusuot
sa harapan ng Diyos.

940
00:58:57,126 --> 00:58:58,459
Hindi mumurahin 'yan.

941
00:58:58,459 --> 00:58:59,959
Makatuwiran lang.

942
00:59:00,584 --> 00:59:03,293
'Yan ang gusto kong marinig.

943
00:59:03,293 --> 00:59:05,668
"Wow, Stacy, mukha kang makatuwiran."

944
00:59:05,668 --> 00:59:07,584
Alam mo? Maganda 'to,

945
00:59:08,584 --> 00:59:12,584
sakto sa temple, at tama ang presyo. At...

946
00:59:12,584 --> 00:59:15,918
Wag mo nang sabihin, Ma.
Please, parang awa mo na.

947
00:59:16,418 --> 00:59:19,834
- Bibilhin na natin 'to.
- Diyos ko! Panira ka!

948
00:59:21,001 --> 00:59:22,584
Ang pangit, Ma.

949
00:59:23,376 --> 00:59:26,834
- Swipe ba 'to o chip?
- Chip.

950
00:59:26,834 --> 00:59:30,209
Ayos na? Okay. Teka, mali ba?

951
00:59:32,959 --> 00:59:36,959
- Bakit? Pareho tayo ng kulay.
- Hindi tayo magpapareho ng kulay, Ma.

952
00:59:36,959 --> 00:59:39,043
- Ayoko. Nakakahiya.
- Okay. Hindi.

953
00:59:39,043 --> 00:59:41,459
Parang damit ng guidance counselor.

954
00:59:41,459 --> 00:59:43,918
- Okay.
- Please, ayokong isuot 'yan.

955
00:59:44,751 --> 00:59:47,168
- Oo, ako ang bahala.
- Eli!

956
00:59:47,168 --> 00:59:49,501
- Ano?
- Ano sa tingin mo?

957
00:59:49,501 --> 00:59:51,251
Rudy, sandali lang.

958
00:59:51,751 --> 00:59:54,084
Nasa family function ako o kung ano.

959
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:59,209
Oo, ang ganda ng damit, anak.
'Yong pinakamaganda dapat.

960
00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:01,543
Ni hindi mo alam ang pinag-uusapan.

961
01:00:01,543 --> 01:00:04,459
'Yan ang pinakamaganda. Tulad mo, anak.

962
01:00:05,209 --> 01:00:07,584
Absuwelto na ako! Wee!

963
01:00:07,584 --> 01:00:10,376
Okay, oo, maganda na ang presyo mo.

964
01:00:11,293 --> 01:00:13,751
Ma, tara na?

965
01:00:13,751 --> 01:00:15,876
Oo, okay. Kunin mo 'yong damit.

966
01:00:15,876 --> 01:00:17,584
- Salamat.
- Sige.

967
01:00:17,584 --> 01:00:18,918
Ayos. Nakamura tayo.

968
01:00:18,918 --> 01:00:20,793
Nasaan si Papa? Di ko maalala...

969
01:00:20,793 --> 01:00:22,001
- Hindi.
- Gabi!

970
01:00:22,001 --> 01:00:22,918
Bree?!

971
01:00:22,918 --> 01:00:24,543
Lydia! Nandito si Lydia...

972
01:00:24,543 --> 01:00:26,626
Uy! Tagal nating hindi nagkita!

973
01:00:26,626 --> 01:00:27,876
Hi!

974
01:00:28,543 --> 01:00:31,334
Tayo talaga 'yong huli nang
bumibili ng damit.

975
01:00:31,334 --> 01:00:32,959
Bakit mo aagahan, di ba?

976
01:00:34,168 --> 01:00:35,459
Kumusta? Si Stace?

977
01:00:35,459 --> 01:00:39,209
Okay lang. Miss ko na si Lydia.
Tagal na niyang di bumibisita.

978
01:00:39,209 --> 01:00:42,168
Eli! Nice to see you. Kumusta?

979
01:00:42,168 --> 01:00:44,418
Ayos naman. Magdi-divorce na kami.

980
01:00:45,043 --> 01:00:47,918
Oo nga. Nabalitaan ko... Nakakalungkot.

981
01:00:47,918 --> 01:00:50,084
Hindi. Nasa anim na dating app ako.

982
01:00:50,668 --> 01:00:52,376
Anim? Wow, ang dami.

983
01:00:52,376 --> 01:00:57,543
- Hiniwalayan ako ni Andy.
- Ikinalulungkot ko. Perfect sana kayo.

984
01:00:58,418 --> 01:01:02,418
Hindi na raw niya kaya
'yong kiliti at halik ko.

985
01:01:03,501 --> 01:01:04,959
Malungkot nga 'yan.

986
01:01:06,126 --> 01:01:09,501
Nalaman niya raw
na wala naman akong nahalikan sa camp.

987
01:01:10,418 --> 01:01:13,251
Nagsinungaling ka nga. Kaya...

988
01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:20,334
See you sa temple?

989
01:01:20,334 --> 01:01:21,918
- Sige.
- Okay.

990
01:01:21,918 --> 01:01:24,334
Anyhoo. Geh.

991
01:01:25,293 --> 01:01:26,626
- Happy shopping.
- Sige!

992
01:01:26,626 --> 01:01:28,626
- Bye, Eli! Enjoy sa dating apps.
- Oo.

993
01:01:28,626 --> 01:01:30,668
- Bye, Stacy.
- See you! Halika na.

994
01:01:32,168 --> 01:01:33,418
Sino na nga 'yon?

995
01:01:33,418 --> 01:01:35,126
Si Bree.

996
01:01:35,126 --> 01:01:36,418
Ano ka ba?

997
01:01:37,084 --> 01:01:39,709
Umayos ka nga, Eli.

998
01:01:39,709 --> 01:01:42,834
'Yong tatay ni Stacy, si Danny,
kung naaalala mo,

999
01:01:42,834 --> 01:01:47,126
na kilala natin mula pa noong kinder,
may pakialam sa bawat detalye!

1000
01:01:47,126 --> 01:01:48,834
Talaga?

1001
01:01:48,834 --> 01:01:52,709
Aling detalye ba?

1002
01:01:55,501 --> 01:01:58,751
- Pagod siya sa pagiging mabuting ama.
- Wish mo lang.

1003
01:02:00,168 --> 01:02:01,418
Mag-ice cream tayo?

1004
01:02:03,293 --> 01:02:05,751
- Nag-ice cream na kayo?
- Hindi pa.

1005
01:02:33,918 --> 01:02:35,084
<i>Ano 'yon,</i> Seema<i>?</i>

1006
01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:37,376
- Pwede pong magbanyo?
<i>- Oo, pwede.</i>

1007
01:02:37,376 --> 01:02:41,043
<i>Mag-weewee, pero bilisan mo.</i>

1008
01:02:41,043 --> 01:02:42,293
<i>Bilisan mo.</i>

1009
01:02:50,043 --> 01:02:53,168
- Salamat!
- Bravo! Pak na pak!

1010
01:02:55,084 --> 01:02:59,084
May nakakaalam ba sa halaga
ng tugtog na 'yon?

1011
01:02:59,626 --> 01:03:02,459
Sige, Andy, ipaliwanag mo.

1012
01:03:03,418 --> 01:03:05,251
Kailangan ko ring magbanyo.

1013
01:03:05,251 --> 01:03:07,876
Bakit hindi pa umihi
bago pumasok sa klase?

1014
01:03:07,876 --> 01:03:09,793
Sige, Andy, pero bilisan mo!

1015
01:03:09,793 --> 01:03:13,043
<i>- Bilisan mo.
- Bilisan mo.</i>

1016
01:03:13,043 --> 01:03:15,168
<i>Bilisan mo.</i>

1017
01:03:15,168 --> 01:03:18,626
<i>Go, Andy.</i>

1018
01:03:18,626 --> 01:03:22,418
<i>Good luck, Andy.</i>

1019
01:03:22,418 --> 01:03:27,626
<i>Sana hindi ka ma-jebs!</i>

1020
01:03:30,459 --> 01:03:32,668
Si Mr. Mateo!

1021
01:03:34,293 --> 01:03:37,168
- Mr. Potatoes.
- Mr. Potato.

1022
01:03:37,168 --> 01:03:38,168
Uy, Stacy!

1023
01:03:38,168 --> 01:03:41,709
Grabe, hindi ka Jewish,
pero mas madalas ka sa temple.

1024
01:03:41,709 --> 01:03:44,418
Oo, nagsisimba ako tuwing Linggo.

1025
01:03:44,418 --> 01:03:48,418
Gusto ko lang ding punan 'yong ibang araw
ng kaunting kabanalan.

1026
01:03:48,418 --> 01:03:51,043
Tutulungan ko silang gumawa ng challah.

1027
01:03:51,043 --> 01:03:54,501
- Challah!
- Okay! Challah.

1028
01:03:54,501 --> 01:03:55,793
Sabi ko nga.

1029
01:03:56,418 --> 01:04:00,001
Hinihintay kong buksan ni Mrs. Lippman
ang kusina. Ang tagal niya.

1030
01:04:00,001 --> 01:04:03,834
Six years old ako noong na kay
Mrs. Lippman ako, wala pa akong paki.

1031
01:04:03,834 --> 01:04:07,834
May paki ako. Sabi ni mama,
pag di ko nasaulo ang candle blessings,

1032
01:04:07,834 --> 01:04:10,418
bawal na ang <i>Call of Duty</i>!

1033
01:04:10,418 --> 01:04:11,584
Mabigat 'yon.

1034
01:04:11,584 --> 01:04:15,751
O baka turuan ka ni Mr. Mateo.
Malamang alam na niya 'yon.

1035
01:04:21,751 --> 01:04:23,168
Mrs. Lippman!

1036
01:04:23,668 --> 01:04:24,793
Kita-kits, Stacy.

1037
01:04:29,334 --> 01:04:31,334
- Hi, Mike.
- Shalom, Stacy.

1038
01:04:45,084 --> 01:04:46,043
Kumusta?

1039
01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:48,084
Hi.

1040
01:04:48,626 --> 01:04:49,584
Uy...

1041
01:04:50,584 --> 01:04:52,959
Nasubukan mo na bang makipaghalikan?

1042
01:04:56,043 --> 01:04:56,876
Hindi pa.

1043
01:04:58,543 --> 01:04:59,793
Gusto mo ba?

1044
01:05:01,459 --> 01:05:02,334
Oo.

1045
01:05:03,501 --> 01:05:05,126
Sige, tara.

1046
01:05:07,793 --> 01:05:08,709
Halika na.

1047
01:05:14,584 --> 01:05:16,626
- May tao rito!
- Umalis kayo!

1048
01:05:17,376 --> 01:05:18,751
Saan tayo pupunta?

1049
01:05:20,876 --> 01:05:22,126
Halika. Tara.

1050
01:05:51,668 --> 01:05:53,709
Walang makakakita sa atin dito.

1051
01:05:55,001 --> 01:05:58,168
Naku, parang magagalit ang Diyos.

1052
01:05:59,043 --> 01:06:03,001
Matutuwa ang Diyos
dahil gusto natin ang isa't isa.

1053
01:06:05,043 --> 01:06:05,918
Tama ka.

1054
01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:17,001
Hindi ito ang banyo!

1055
01:06:17,001 --> 01:06:17,959
Naku.

1056
01:06:17,959 --> 01:06:19,501
May kubeta ba rito?!

1057
01:06:19,501 --> 01:06:21,209
Wala!

1058
01:06:21,876 --> 01:06:23,084
Hindi na ako naiihi.

1059
01:06:23,793 --> 01:06:26,293
Aba, mazel tov, kasal na kayo.

1060
01:06:27,043 --> 01:06:29,209
Biro lang, pero lagot kayo.

1061
01:06:29,209 --> 01:06:32,209
Sa harap ng Torah? Ano'ng iniisip mo?

1062
01:06:32,209 --> 01:06:35,126
Nag-sorry na ako.
Bakit di pinapagalitan si Andy?

1063
01:06:35,126 --> 01:06:39,168
Papagalitan siya!
Nakailang ulit na siya. Kami ang bahala.

1064
01:06:39,168 --> 01:06:43,168
Sana hindi si Papa ang bahala.
Kasi gagawin niya 'yong giniling.

1065
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:49,126
<i>Seema</i>, ilang linggo na lang,
bat mitz mo na. Okay, cutie-pops?

1066
01:06:49,126 --> 01:06:54,459
'Yon ang pinakamahalagang araw
sa buhay mo, pero hindi mo sineseryoso.

1067
01:06:54,459 --> 01:06:56,418
Wala ka pang mitzvah project.

1068
01:06:56,418 --> 01:06:59,168
Mayro'n. Nag-volunteer ako
sa retirement home.

1069
01:06:59,168 --> 01:07:02,626
Para mag-mitzvah,
o para makipaglandian sa lalaki?

1070
01:07:03,501 --> 01:07:04,876
Paano mo nalaman?

1071
01:07:04,876 --> 01:07:08,793
Sabihin na nating
may mabait na babae 'ron, si Mrs. O'Leary,

1072
01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:14,251
na gustong mag-convert sa Judaism,
pero di mo raw dinadala ang libro niya!

1073
01:07:14,959 --> 01:07:17,876
Oo, hindi lang ikaw ang magaling manggaya.

1074
01:07:18,376 --> 01:07:19,376
Mag-aayos na ako.

1075
01:07:20,209 --> 01:07:24,043
Huhubarin ko muna ang "Rabbi hat" ko

1076
01:07:24,043 --> 01:07:26,459
at isusuot ang "tough love hat."

1077
01:07:28,543 --> 01:07:31,918
Pag hindi ka nag-ayos,
ika-cancel ang bat mitzvah mo, sis.

1078
01:07:32,918 --> 01:07:36,251
Gano'n nadudurog ang <i>hamantaschen</i>.
Kuha mo?

1079
01:07:44,959 --> 01:07:47,501
Nauunawaan po namin, Rabbi Rebecca.

1080
01:07:47,501 --> 01:07:51,501
Ni hindi niya nga deserve
ang second chance. Salamat po.

1081
01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:56,168
Oo nga pala, pakalmahin mo ang asawa mo.

1082
01:07:56,168 --> 01:08:00,501
<i>Okay. Wag 'kamong gawing giniling
si Andy Goldfarb.</i>

1083
01:08:00,501 --> 01:08:03,168
- Kadarating niya lang.
<i>- Ay. Okay, good luck.</i>

1084
01:08:05,376 --> 01:08:08,418
Pa, huminga ka.
Kausapin mo lang. Wag mong sigawan.

1085
01:08:12,793 --> 01:08:14,168
Hindi siya huminga.

1086
01:08:14,168 --> 01:08:15,209
Hindi.

1087
01:08:19,793 --> 01:08:21,709
Hoy. Wag mong ibagsak ang pinto.

1088
01:08:21,709 --> 01:08:24,293
- Magpapahinga ako.
- Ganito pag matanda na.

1089
01:08:24,293 --> 01:08:26,376
Ganito pag Jewish. Walang pahinga.

1090
01:08:26,376 --> 01:08:27,876
Diyos ko! Tama na!

1091
01:08:27,876 --> 01:08:31,959
Nakipaghalikan ka sa temple?
Alam mo kung ga'no kabastos 'yon?

1092
01:08:31,959 --> 01:08:37,209
Sa tuwing papasok ka sa synagogue,
ipinapahayag mo sa lahat at sa Diyos na,

1093
01:08:37,209 --> 01:08:39,959
"Jewish ako, at bahagi ako nito!"

1094
01:08:39,959 --> 01:08:41,334
Baka ayaw ko!

1095
01:08:41,334 --> 01:08:44,209
- Gusto mo!
- Isinilang ako sa kaharian ng Diyos!

1096
01:08:44,209 --> 01:08:47,168
O? Gusto ka nang palabasin ng Diyos! Ano?

1097
01:08:47,168 --> 01:08:48,209
Ayoko sa 'yo!

1098
01:08:48,209 --> 01:08:49,334
Hindi totoo 'yan.

1099
01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:52,043
Wow, kahit baliw ako,
hindi ko sinabi 'yon.

1100
01:08:52,543 --> 01:08:53,626
Gusto mo ako.

1101
01:08:53,626 --> 01:08:56,418
Ayoko. Masama ka,
ayaw mo akong mag-mojito bar.

1102
01:08:56,418 --> 01:08:57,334
Gabi!

1103
01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:58,251
Hi!

1104
01:08:58,251 --> 01:09:02,084
Nilabanan natin ang Nazis
para magka-mojito bar ka?

1105
01:09:02,084 --> 01:09:03,459
Masama ba ang tiyempo ko?

1106
01:09:03,459 --> 01:09:06,459
- Hindi. Ano'ng mayro'n?
- Baliw ka ba?

1107
01:09:06,459 --> 01:09:09,084
Si Stacy ang gagawa ng video ni Lydia.

1108
01:09:09,084 --> 01:09:10,626
Ay, oo. Tama.

1109
01:09:10,626 --> 01:09:12,501
Lumayas ka! Sinisira mo ang buhay ko!

1110
01:09:12,501 --> 01:09:14,584
- Anyway...
- Bahay ko 'to!

1111
01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:18,543
Di niya pa naipapadala.
Nasa malapit kasi ako kaya dumaan na ako.

1112
01:09:18,543 --> 01:09:19,584
Talaga?

1113
01:09:19,584 --> 01:09:22,543
Ay, hi, Ronnie. Hi, Zaara. Kumusta?

1114
01:09:22,543 --> 01:09:24,834
Si Andy Goldfarb? 'Yon ang pinili mo?

1115
01:09:24,834 --> 01:09:26,834
Ayos! Nice to see you.

1116
01:09:26,834 --> 01:09:29,376
Ang lalaki n'yo na.
Kumusta ang high school?

1117
01:09:29,376 --> 01:09:32,209
- Baka magdroga ako dahil sa 'yo!
- Ako rin!

1118
01:09:32,209 --> 01:09:33,126
Mahirap.

1119
01:09:33,126 --> 01:09:34,584
Nakaka-stress.

1120
01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:35,626
Diyos ko!

1121
01:09:36,543 --> 01:09:39,334
Tapos na raw ni Stacy 'yong video,

1122
01:09:39,334 --> 01:09:41,543
i-email ko na lang sa iyo ASAP.

1123
01:09:41,543 --> 01:09:45,084
Salamat. Sabi ni Lydia,
ayaw na niyang magkaroon ng video.

1124
01:09:45,084 --> 01:09:46,626
- Sayang.
- Mag-isa ka! Good luck!

1125
01:09:46,626 --> 01:09:48,293
Sana mauna kang mamatay kay Mama!

1126
01:09:48,293 --> 01:09:50,751
- Isasama kita!
- Sige, see you. Mazel tov! Bye!

1127
01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:11,668
Gagawin kong giniling si Andy Goldfarb!

1128
01:10:11,668 --> 01:10:12,834
Sige.

1129
01:10:16,751 --> 01:10:18,293
<i>Dear God, si Stacy 'to.</i>

1130
01:10:19,709 --> 01:10:23,918
<i>Alam mo na siguro,
malapit na ang bat mitzvah ni Lydia,</i>

1131
01:10:23,918 --> 01:10:26,084
<i>at hindi ko alam ang gagawin ko.</i>

1132
01:10:26,626 --> 01:10:28,834
<i>Ewan ko kung gusto niya akong pumunta.</i>

1133
01:10:33,543 --> 01:10:37,584
<i>Kung nangyari 'to a month ago,
itatanong ko ang mga kaibigan ko.</i>

1134
01:10:38,626 --> 01:10:40,293
Uy, twinning tayo.

1135
01:10:41,793 --> 01:10:42,626
Twinning?

1136
01:10:42,626 --> 01:10:44,418
Ano tayo, grade four?

1137
01:10:45,168 --> 01:10:49,418
<i>Pero 'yong mga nakakasama ko ngayon,
parang hindi sila magaling magpayo.</i>

1138
01:10:52,209 --> 01:10:53,834
<i>Nagsusumikap ako ngayon</i>

1139
01:10:53,834 --> 01:10:57,001
<i>kasi gusto ko ng magandang bat mitzvah
at magandang buhay.</i>

1140
01:11:00,418 --> 01:11:04,209
<i>Di ko alam kung paano makikipag-ayos
kay Lydia, kung dapat ba,</i>

1141
01:11:04,209 --> 01:11:05,959
<i>o kung posible ba.</i>

1142
01:11:10,501 --> 01:11:11,793
Ayos!

1143
01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:15,168
<i>Kaya nag-focus ako
sa bago kong mitzvah project.</i>

1144
01:11:18,501 --> 01:11:20,793
{\an8}<i>Siguro, kung sisimulan kong
gumawa ng mabuti...</i>

1145
01:11:20,793 --> 01:11:21,709
Ako na.

1146
01:11:21,709 --> 01:11:23,626
<i>...may mangyayaring maganda.</i>

1147
01:11:29,709 --> 01:11:30,751
Salamat.

1148
01:11:31,543 --> 01:11:34,126
Mas Buddhist concept 'yon kaysa Jewish.

1149
01:11:34,126 --> 01:11:35,709
Pero sa ngayon, mas...

1150
01:11:35,709 --> 01:11:36,834
Friedman?

1151
01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:39,251
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

1152
01:11:39,251 --> 01:11:41,043
Nag-expire na ang metro mo.

1153
01:11:41,043 --> 01:11:43,001
Oo, gusto kong mag-expire 'yon.

1154
01:11:43,001 --> 01:11:47,126
Sexual icon ang meter maid,
at gusto ko siyang landiin.

1155
01:11:47,126 --> 01:11:49,834
Kailangan ko tuloy maghintay
nang 45 minuto!

1156
01:11:49,834 --> 01:11:53,334
Hindi 'yan meter maids.
Ba't nakaparada ka sa pang-PWD?

1157
01:11:53,918 --> 01:11:55,418
Gusto ng tao ang bad boy.

1158
01:11:56,209 --> 01:11:58,209
Kadiri. Magmumulta ka ng $500.

1159
01:11:58,209 --> 01:11:59,376
Ha?

1160
01:12:15,459 --> 01:12:16,334
Ano ba, pare?

1161
01:12:17,084 --> 01:12:18,251
Kasalanan niya!

1162
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:20,043
Kasalanan niya 'to!

1163
01:12:20,668 --> 01:12:22,084
- Kilala namin 'yan.
- Ano?

1164
01:12:22,084 --> 01:12:25,001
- Boyfriend niya 'yong nagba-basketball.
- Mismo.

1165
01:12:38,168 --> 01:12:39,209
Stace?

1166
01:12:40,834 --> 01:12:41,834
Anak?

1167
01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:44,959
Bakit hindi ka pa handa?

1168
01:12:45,918 --> 01:12:47,376
Ayokong sumama.

1169
01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:48,918
Gusto mo.

1170
01:12:48,918 --> 01:12:51,376
Bat mitzvah ni Lydia ngayon.

1171
01:12:52,293 --> 01:12:54,709
- Ayaw niya akong pumunta.
- Anak.

1172
01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:57,168
Ewan ko kung ano'ng nangyayari sa inyo,

1173
01:12:57,168 --> 01:13:00,293
pero alam kong magulo ang lahat ngayon.

1174
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:04,376
Alam kong nasaktan ka niya,
pero nami-miss niya ang best friend niya.

1175
01:13:06,626 --> 01:13:08,584
Kailangan n'yong magbati.

1176
01:13:12,043 --> 01:13:13,668
- Okay?
- Sige.

1177
01:13:13,668 --> 01:13:15,959
Okay, isuot mo na lang 'yang tuwalya.

1178
01:13:15,959 --> 01:13:18,168
- Magandang accessory 'yan.
- Stylish.

1179
01:13:18,168 --> 01:13:19,501
- Di ba?
- Oo.

1180
01:13:24,709 --> 01:13:27,709
Uy! Hoy! Dahan-dahan!

1181
01:13:27,709 --> 01:13:29,959
- Ang sarap ng hangin, La!
- Oo nga!

1182
01:13:29,959 --> 01:13:32,376
Kaya pala nagustuhan mo siya.

1183
01:13:38,668 --> 01:13:39,918
Ay, si Lydia.

1184
01:13:50,959 --> 01:13:52,584
- Love you!
- Salamat sa pagpunta.

1185
01:13:52,584 --> 01:13:54,043
Lydia! Ang ganda mo!

1186
01:13:54,043 --> 01:13:55,418
Diyos ko!

1187
01:13:55,418 --> 01:13:56,918
Grabe 'to!

1188
01:13:57,543 --> 01:14:00,793
Gabi, ang galing mo. Ang ganda talaga.

1189
01:14:00,793 --> 01:14:02,584
Stacy, mabuti nakarating ka!

1190
01:14:02,584 --> 01:14:04,876
Sabi ni Lydia, busy ka sa show choir.

1191
01:14:05,834 --> 01:14:07,334
Oo, ang ganda nga ng show.

1192
01:14:07,334 --> 01:14:08,668
Exciting 'yan.

1193
01:14:08,668 --> 01:14:12,543
Grabe 'no?
Buong buhay n'yo 'tong pinaplano!

1194
01:14:12,543 --> 01:14:15,876
Oras na para magsaya.

1195
01:14:15,876 --> 01:14:16,834
Sige.

1196
01:14:16,834 --> 01:14:18,584
Baka himatayin siya.

1197
01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:22,876
Uy! Nakita kita kanina sa temple.
'Yong <i>haftorah</i>. Ang galing.

1198
01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:25,501
- Salamat po.
- Lydia, ang ganda mo!

1199
01:14:25,501 --> 01:14:26,626
Salamat.

1200
01:14:26,626 --> 01:14:30,376
- Tinuloy mo 'yong Twizzlers station?
- Oo. Para sa 'yo.

1201
01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:31,543
- Yehey!
- Yehey!

1202
01:14:32,209 --> 01:14:36,418
Maganda rin ang New York theme mo!
Salamat sa pagpunta, madam.

1203
01:14:37,209 --> 01:14:39,334
Salamat sa pag-iimbita.

1204
01:14:39,334 --> 01:14:41,043
Lyd! Ayan ka na!

1205
01:14:41,043 --> 01:14:42,626
- Uy!
- Papasok ka na. Tara!

1206
01:14:42,626 --> 01:14:43,876
Papasok ka na?

1207
01:14:44,793 --> 01:14:46,709
Sige na! Places, cutie-pops.

1208
01:14:48,126 --> 01:14:49,751
- Kita tayo mamaya.
- Ang galing no'n.

1209
01:14:49,751 --> 01:14:50,876
Sige. Bye, Ronnie!

1210
01:14:50,876 --> 01:14:53,084
- Maganda sa pakiramdam, 'no?
- Oo.

1211
01:14:54,543 --> 01:14:55,418
Wow!

1212
01:14:56,293 --> 01:14:57,209
- Wow!
- Uy.

1213
01:14:57,209 --> 01:14:58,918
- Uy!
- Elward, uy!

1214
01:14:58,918 --> 01:15:01,293
Kasama natin ang Lamonsoffs. Ayos!

1215
01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:02,418
Nice to see you.

1216
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:06,209
Kumusta?

1217
01:15:06,751 --> 01:15:09,209
Handa ka na, DJ? Party na.

1218
01:15:09,209 --> 01:15:13,043
Sige, susunod na ako!
Nagpapakondisyon lang ako!

1219
01:15:18,084 --> 01:15:19,584
Schmuley time na.

1220
01:15:21,543 --> 01:15:22,626
Tara na.

1221
01:15:24,334 --> 01:15:29,168
Sige! Put your hands in the air,
like you just don't care!

1222
01:15:29,168 --> 01:15:34,209
Opisyal na itong bat mitzvah
ni Lydia Katz Rodriguez!

1223
01:15:37,376 --> 01:15:39,584
Ayos, Lola!

1224
01:15:44,876 --> 01:15:47,793
Oo, walang katulad si DJ Schmuley, 'no?

1225
01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:48,876
Siguro nga.

1226
01:15:53,293 --> 01:15:55,459
SA BEST FRIEND KONG SI LYDIA!
RODRIGUEZ KATZ

1227
01:16:00,668 --> 01:16:03,043
Ang baby ko.

1228
01:16:05,876 --> 01:16:07,001
<i>Bubelah!</i>

1229
01:16:07,001 --> 01:16:07,959
<i>Tatelah!</i>

1230
01:16:07,959 --> 01:16:09,043
<i>Meydelah!</i>

1231
01:16:09,043 --> 01:16:11,459
<i>Shayna punim!</i>

1232
01:16:17,001 --> 01:16:19,834
- Tanda mo 'yon? First day ng kinder?
- Oo.

1233
01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:21,793
Oo, inagaw mo ang parking ko.

1234
01:16:22,626 --> 01:16:25,334
- Hindi ako siguradong ako 'yon.
- Okay.

1235
01:16:28,418 --> 01:16:30,459
<i>Kung kayo 'yan ng lalaki,
ano'ng gagawin mo?</i>

1236
01:16:41,751 --> 01:16:44,501
<i>Pipisain niya ang pimple niya.</i>

1237
01:16:44,501 --> 01:16:45,793
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

1238
01:16:48,876 --> 01:16:49,793
<i>Tingnan mo.</i>

1239
01:16:50,918 --> 01:16:54,459
<i>- Bakit lagi mong ginagawa 'yon?
- Gusto ko ang amoy ng paa ko!</i>

1240
01:16:54,459 --> 01:16:56,001
<i>Hindi normal 'to!</i>

1241
01:16:57,709 --> 01:17:02,751
Schmuley, patayin mo. Please!
Patayin mo ang video!

1242
01:17:02,751 --> 01:17:04,793
Natutuwa sila. Ano'ng problema?

1243
01:17:04,793 --> 01:17:08,126
Hindi maganda ang reaksyon nila!
Patayin mo na!

1244
01:17:08,918 --> 01:17:10,251
<i>Para siyang lawnmower.</i>

1245
01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:13,251
<i>Hindi hilik 'yon!</i>

1246
01:17:14,876 --> 01:17:16,709
<i>- May amoy ba?</i>
- Diyos ko.

1247
01:17:16,709 --> 01:17:20,376
<i>Bwisit sina Kym at Megan at Anya.
Mga tanga sila.</i>

1248
01:17:20,376 --> 01:17:24,334
<i>Gusto ko ng cute at mamahaling gamit,
pero dapat eco-friendly.</i>

1249
01:17:24,334 --> 01:17:26,043
- Sorry.
<i>- Ang tatanga nila.</i>

1250
01:17:26,043 --> 01:17:27,209
Medyo totoo 'yon.

1251
01:17:27,209 --> 01:17:29,168
Tumahimik ka! Diyos ko.

1252
01:17:29,168 --> 01:17:31,501
<i>- 'Yong buong sipon.
- Burahin mo 'yan.</i>

1253
01:17:33,209 --> 01:17:34,293
<i>Mabalahibo ang paa.</i>

1254
01:17:34,293 --> 01:17:36,793
<i>Tanda mo noong naputol
ang string ng tampon ko?</i>

1255
01:17:36,793 --> 01:17:38,168
<i>Diyos ko, naihi yata ako!</i>

1256
01:17:38,168 --> 01:17:39,709
Diyos ko.

1257
01:17:39,709 --> 01:17:42,334
<i>Umutot ka na ba sa harapan?</i>

1258
01:17:42,334 --> 01:17:43,876
<i>Oo, sa pepe mo?</i>

1259
01:17:43,876 --> 01:17:45,001
<i>Gusto n'yong makita?</i>

1260
01:17:45,001 --> 01:17:46,876
<i>- Patingin.
- Maghahanda ako.</i>

1261
01:17:50,126 --> 01:17:51,959
<i>Pinakita ko lang kung paano mag-queef.</i>

1262
01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:56,334
'Yan ba ang pinag-uusapan ng mga bata?
Tampon at utot sa harap?

1263
01:17:56,334 --> 01:17:58,084
<i>Wag mong ipakita 'to sa iba.</i>

1264
01:17:58,084 --> 01:17:59,084
<i>Diyos ko.</i>

1265
01:17:59,084 --> 01:18:01,209
<i>Pangako, pag pinakita mo 'to...</i>

1266
01:18:01,209 --> 01:18:03,459
- Ginawa 'to ni Schmuley?
- Ah...

1267
01:18:03,459 --> 01:18:04,501
Si Schmuley?

1268
01:18:04,501 --> 01:18:09,001
<i>Salamat sa panonood, bye!</i>

1269
01:18:12,626 --> 01:18:14,251
- Ba't ginawa ni Stacy 'yon?
- Ewan.

1270
01:18:19,251 --> 01:18:20,668
Hindi ako gano'n kasama.

1271
01:18:20,668 --> 01:18:22,626
- Masama ka.
- Oo nga.

1272
01:18:39,459 --> 01:18:40,876
Patayin mo 'yan!

1273
01:18:40,876 --> 01:18:45,709
- Lydia, di ko sinasadya...
- Tumigil ka! Hindi sinasadya?

1274
01:18:45,709 --> 01:18:48,501
Gaya no'ng sinabi mong
may buhok ang utong ko,

1275
01:18:48,501 --> 01:18:49,834
at first kiss ko si Andy?

1276
01:18:49,834 --> 01:18:52,251
- Pero iba 'to!
- Sinungaling ka!

1277
01:18:52,251 --> 01:18:54,918
Nag-sorry ako, pinahirapan mo pa rin ako!

1278
01:18:54,918 --> 01:18:57,418
- Kailan ka ba titigil?
- Ngayon!

1279
01:18:57,418 --> 01:18:59,876
- Huli na ang lahat!
- Lydia!

1280
01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:18,293
Puntahan ko kaya siya? Kakausapin ko.

1281
01:19:18,293 --> 01:19:20,793
Ako ang nagpadala ng video. Ako na.

1282
01:19:20,793 --> 01:19:24,043
Wag kayong aakyat.
Kailangan niyang iproseso 'to.

1283
01:19:24,043 --> 01:19:25,209
Hindi, kailangang...

1284
01:19:25,209 --> 01:19:27,209
Alam ko ang nararamdaman niya.

1285
01:19:27,209 --> 01:19:28,668
Paano mo malalaman?

1286
01:19:28,668 --> 01:19:31,334
Baliw ka, pero hindi mo ginawa 'yon.

1287
01:19:31,334 --> 01:19:33,668
Nakakita ako ng gano'n sa TikTok.

1288
01:19:33,668 --> 01:19:36,584
'Tsaka gaslighting 'yong "baliw ka".

1289
01:19:37,459 --> 01:19:38,918
Oo nga. Sorry.

1290
01:19:38,918 --> 01:19:41,376
Mahirapan 'tong marinig, Danny at Bree,

1291
01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:44,834
pero simula ngayon, malaking bahagi na

1292
01:19:44,834 --> 01:19:48,168
ni Stacy ang di n'yo maiintindihan,

1293
01:19:48,168 --> 01:19:51,251
kahit gustuhin n'yo pa,
at gano'n lang talaga 'yon.

1294
01:19:52,334 --> 01:19:54,876
Wag mo kaming tawaging
Danny at Bree, Zaara.

1295
01:19:54,876 --> 01:19:56,084
Oo nga, weird 'yon.

1296
01:19:56,084 --> 01:19:58,418
Sorry po, Mr. at Mrs. Friedman.

1297
01:19:59,793 --> 01:20:01,626
Para sa akin, gaslighting 'yon.

1298
01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:09,334
<i>Diyos ko, ang gulo-gulo na po.</i>

1299
01:20:10,584 --> 01:20:12,626
<i>Ngayon ko lang naramdaman 'to.</i>

1300
01:20:15,501 --> 01:20:18,251
<i>At hindi ko na alam kung paano aayusin.</i>

1301
01:20:45,293 --> 01:20:49,126
<i>Siguradong minarkahan mo
ang araw na 'to sa banal na kalendaryo,</i>

1302
01:20:49,126 --> 01:20:51,293
<i>pero ngayon ang bat mitzvah ko.</i>

1303
01:20:51,293 --> 01:20:54,126
<i>Ang pinakamahalagang araw sa buhay ko.</i>

1304
01:20:54,126 --> 01:20:56,209
<i>Sa buong buhay ko.</i>

1305
01:20:56,959 --> 01:20:58,501
<i>Pero para saan?</i>

1306
01:20:58,501 --> 01:20:59,834
Tara na!

1307
01:21:02,418 --> 01:21:06,459
- Nakakaloka. Na naman?
- Seryoso ako ngayon. Hindi ako pupunta.

1308
01:21:06,459 --> 01:21:08,751
Pupunta ka. Magbihis ka na.

1309
01:21:08,751 --> 01:21:10,626
Hindi ko kaya, at ayoko.

1310
01:21:10,626 --> 01:21:13,543
Okay. Magpaalam ka na sa phone mo.

1311
01:21:15,293 --> 01:21:17,168
Sige. Sino ba'ng ite-text ko?

1312
01:21:20,668 --> 01:21:24,043
Wala kang masasabi o magagawa
para mapapunta ako.

1313
01:21:24,918 --> 01:21:27,584
Adult na ako, pwede na akong magdesisyon,

1314
01:21:27,584 --> 01:21:30,209
at nagdesisyon akong hindi sasama.

1315
01:21:32,251 --> 01:21:34,168
- Ibaba mo ako.
- Uy. Sige na. Uy.

1316
01:21:34,168 --> 01:21:35,751
Ronnie!

1317
01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:39,168
Ang galing ng parenting, ha.

1318
01:21:39,168 --> 01:21:41,459
- Hindi! Wag!
- Uy.

1319
01:21:46,459 --> 01:21:48,418
Kumusta ang kilikili mo?

1320
01:21:48,418 --> 01:21:50,584
Di ba, sabi nila, doble ang tutubo?

1321
01:21:50,584 --> 01:21:52,751
- Triple pa nga.
- Ay.

1322
01:21:52,751 --> 01:21:53,751
Oo.

1323
01:21:53,751 --> 01:21:54,918
Kunin siya!

1324
01:21:56,001 --> 01:21:56,876
Ay.

1325
01:21:58,459 --> 01:22:00,501
- Kumalma ka.
- Ayokong pumunta.

1326
01:22:00,501 --> 01:22:03,668
Tumigil ka nga?
Wala kaming pakialam sa gusto mo. Uy!

1327
01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:05,834
Shabbat shalom.

1328
01:22:07,793 --> 01:22:10,834
Napakaespesyal ng araw na 'to.

1329
01:22:11,334 --> 01:22:17,584
Tinatawagan si Stacy Friedman sa <i>bema</i>
para sa bat mitzvah niya.

1330
01:22:17,584 --> 01:22:22,418
<i>Diyos ko. Narinig mo bang tinawag ako
para sa karangalang hindi ko deserve?</i>

1331
01:22:23,293 --> 01:22:27,209
<i>Buong buhay kong inaabangan
ang araw na 'to.</i>

1332
01:22:27,209 --> 01:22:31,418
<i>Pero ngayon, gusto kong mahiga,
o magtago sa ilalim ng kama...</i>

1333
01:22:31,418 --> 01:22:32,501
<i>Seema?</i>

1334
01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:27,543
Nagkamali ako.

1335
01:23:29,668 --> 01:23:32,209
Sorry. Ano ba ang ginagawa ko rito?

1336
01:23:43,584 --> 01:23:47,543
Sa relihiyong Jewish,
nasa hustong edad na ako ngayon.

1337
01:23:48,834 --> 01:23:54,959
Pero naging makasarili, maldita,
at nakakainis ako sa parents kong gustong...

1338
01:23:54,959 --> 01:23:57,001
<i>Tapos biglang nangyari.</i>

1339
01:23:57,001 --> 01:23:59,709
<i>Sa mismong araw ng pagdadalaga ko</i>,

1340
01:23:59,709 --> 01:24:01,751
<i>nagkaro'n ng saysay ang lahat.</i>

1341
01:24:01,751 --> 01:24:03,209
...Nikki, Tara...

1342
01:24:03,209 --> 01:24:06,459
<i>Pag bata ka pa, uunahin mo ang sarili mo</i>

1343
01:24:06,459 --> 01:24:08,334
<i>kaysa sa mga kaibigan mo.</i>

1344
01:24:08,959 --> 01:24:12,418
<i>Pag dalaga ka na,
alam mong pinakaimportante ang kaibigan.</i>

1345
01:24:13,293 --> 01:24:14,584
...Kym, Megan, Anya...

1346
01:24:14,584 --> 01:24:15,751
<i>Pag bata ka pa,</i>

1347
01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:19,209
<i>minsan, akala mo, kailangan mong
magbago para makibagay.</i>

1348
01:24:19,209 --> 01:24:22,834
...sa totoo lang, siguro naiinggit kami...

1349
01:24:22,834 --> 01:24:25,418
<i>Pero alam ng dalaga
na hindi dapat magtago.</i>

1350
01:24:25,418 --> 01:24:27,418
<i>Dapat magpakatotoo.</i>

1351
01:24:27,418 --> 01:24:30,793
...pero minsan, ang gagago n'yo lang talaga.

1352
01:24:32,168 --> 01:24:33,668
PG lang tayo sa temple.

1353
01:24:33,668 --> 01:24:34,793
Sorry po.

1354
01:24:34,793 --> 01:24:37,209
Saan siya natutong magmura?

1355
01:24:37,209 --> 01:24:38,334
Ewan ko.

1356
01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:41,543
<i>At ang pinakanagbabago pag dalaga ka na...</i>

1357
01:24:41,543 --> 01:24:42,668
Andy...

1358
01:24:43,501 --> 01:24:45,959
<i>...ay malalaman mo kung ano ang mahalaga.</i>

1359
01:24:45,959 --> 01:24:49,126
Maiksi lang. Alam kong
di mo kayang mag-focus,

1360
01:24:49,959 --> 01:24:52,543
pero wala kang kuwenta at bastos ka,

1361
01:24:52,543 --> 01:24:55,126
at hindi ka magaling mag-soccer.

1362
01:24:56,584 --> 01:24:57,584
Walang kuwenta!

1363
01:24:58,543 --> 01:25:00,584
Ang pinakamalala, dahil sa 'yo,

1364
01:25:01,293 --> 01:25:05,084
sinira ko ang friendship namin
ng taong pinakamahalaga sa 'kin.

1365
01:25:05,668 --> 01:25:07,418
Magso-sorry ako sa kaniya.

1366
01:25:08,626 --> 01:25:12,168
Uy, tapusin mo muna ang Torah portion mo.

1367
01:25:12,168 --> 01:25:16,043
Halika. Galingan mo lang,
tapos aayusin natin 'to.

1368
01:25:16,043 --> 01:25:18,251
Pag nahubad ko na 'tong makating damit.

1369
01:25:19,876 --> 01:25:21,043
Amoy kape ka.

1370
01:25:21,043 --> 01:25:24,043
Okay. Sige na. Gamitin mo 'yon. Go.

1371
01:25:24,043 --> 01:25:28,626
<i>Bilis, bilisan mo.</i>

1372
01:25:28,626 --> 01:25:30,334
<i>Bilisan mo.</i>

1373
01:26:18,001 --> 01:26:18,876
Tapos na.

1374
01:26:21,668 --> 01:26:23,543
<i>Ya'sher koach!</i> Sige na!

1375
01:27:12,001 --> 01:27:13,084
Lydia!

1376
01:27:16,001 --> 01:27:19,918
Lydia.

1377
01:27:20,668 --> 01:27:22,043
Lydia, pakibuksan...

1378
01:27:23,793 --> 01:27:27,459
'Yong kay Andy.
Alam kong hindi mo ako sinadyang saktan.

1379
01:27:27,459 --> 01:27:33,668
Dapat hinayaan kitang mag-sorry.
Miss na kita, mahal kita, at sorry.

1380
01:27:33,668 --> 01:27:37,168
Masama at makasarili akong kaibigan.
Patawarin mo ako.

1381
01:27:40,418 --> 01:27:43,293
Stacy, sinira mo ang bat mitzvah ko.

1382
01:27:43,293 --> 01:27:45,918
Alin do'n ang di mo naiintindihan?
Hindi ko...

1383
01:27:45,918 --> 01:27:48,043
- Alam ko.
- Patapusin mo ako.

1384
01:27:48,626 --> 01:27:53,001
Pinigilan kita sa bangin.
'Kako, wag kang tumalon. Tumalon ka.

1385
01:27:53,001 --> 01:27:54,793
Tapos kasalanan ko pa lahat.

1386
01:27:54,793 --> 01:27:56,918
- Tapos ako pa 'yong masama?
- Sorry.

1387
01:27:56,918 --> 01:28:00,626
At alam kong gusto mo si Andy noon pa,
pero alam mo, Stacy?

1388
01:28:00,626 --> 01:28:03,376
Gusto rin siya ng ibang babae, pati ako,

1389
01:28:03,376 --> 01:28:06,501
pero hindi ko sinabi
dahil alam kong magagalit ka.

1390
01:28:06,501 --> 01:28:11,293
Tapos no'ng hindi na ako imbitado
sa araw na pinlano nating dalawa,

1391
01:28:12,543 --> 01:28:14,251
sinagot ko siya para magalit ka.

1392
01:28:15,001 --> 01:28:19,209
Tapos sinira mo kami.
Sinira mo ang pinakamahalagang araw ko.

1393
01:28:19,209 --> 01:28:21,001
Kaya, oo, ayoko na, Stacy.

1394
01:28:21,001 --> 01:28:22,751
Teka, tama ka.

1395
01:28:23,501 --> 01:28:24,793
Oo, alam ko.

1396
01:28:25,626 --> 01:28:29,584
Pumunta ka lang sa bat mitzvah party ko.
Promise, sulit 'to. Please.

1397
01:28:34,918 --> 01:28:36,918
Ililista kita sa maybe.

1398
01:28:41,459 --> 01:28:42,418
Hello ulit.

1399
01:28:48,626 --> 01:28:49,626
Anak?

1400
01:28:50,543 --> 01:28:51,459
Hi, Ma.

1401
01:28:51,459 --> 01:28:53,376
Maraming nilapitan ang papa mo.

1402
01:28:53,376 --> 01:28:56,126
Maaayos din 'yan pag sumipot siya.

1403
01:28:58,334 --> 01:28:59,501
Akin na. Ako na.

1404
01:29:04,293 --> 01:29:07,668
Alam kong hindi ganito ang pinangarap mo,

1405
01:29:07,668 --> 01:29:09,459
pero proud ako sa 'yo.

1406
01:29:10,084 --> 01:29:10,918
Okay, sige.

1407
01:29:13,793 --> 01:29:14,709
Ayan.

1408
01:29:16,793 --> 01:29:17,876
Ang ganda.

1409
01:29:17,876 --> 01:29:18,959
Salamat, ganda.

1410
01:29:21,793 --> 01:29:23,709
- May ibibigay ako sa 'yo.
- Okay.

1411
01:29:26,209 --> 01:29:29,334
Alam kong hindi mo gusto 'to, pero...

1412
01:29:31,876 --> 01:29:32,918
Talaga?

1413
01:29:33,501 --> 01:29:34,501
Thank you!

1414
01:29:37,168 --> 01:29:39,043
Magsi-sneakers ako.

1415
01:29:39,043 --> 01:29:41,584
Dalaga ka na nga. Matalino kang babae.

1416
01:29:42,209 --> 01:29:43,418
Party na!

1417
01:29:53,793 --> 01:29:54,793
Nandito ba siya?

1418
01:29:56,418 --> 01:29:59,334
- Hindi 'ata siya pupunta.
- Anak, dadating siya.

1419
01:29:59,334 --> 01:30:00,834
Makinig kayo.

1420
01:30:00,834 --> 01:30:03,543
Magsisimula na. Sayang 'to kung wala siya.

1421
01:30:05,543 --> 01:30:06,793
Hindi 'to masasayang.

1422
01:30:06,793 --> 01:30:09,959
- Naglalaro na sana ako ng golf!
- Ayos lang 'yan.

1423
01:30:09,959 --> 01:30:11,043
Nakarating ka.

1424
01:30:12,376 --> 01:30:13,293
Nakarating ako.

1425
01:30:13,959 --> 01:30:15,126
Sakto.

1426
01:30:15,126 --> 01:30:17,293
Sakto sa grand entrance mo.

1427
01:30:17,293 --> 01:30:20,043
Makinig kayo, ladies and gentlemen...

1428
01:30:20,043 --> 01:30:21,334
Hindi, Lydia...

1429
01:30:21,334 --> 01:30:25,876
Salubungin natin ang iyong bat mitzvah,

1430
01:30:27,293 --> 01:30:30,418
Lydia Rodriguez Katz!

1431
01:30:30,418 --> 01:30:31,918
Sa 'yo 'to.

1432
01:30:32,876 --> 01:30:34,418
Stacy, ano 'to?

1433
01:30:35,126 --> 01:30:38,251
Deserve mo ang perfect bat mitzvah.
Na hindi sinisira.

1434
01:30:39,001 --> 01:30:41,251
Binigay mo ang bat mitzvah mo sa akin?

1435
01:30:43,418 --> 01:30:44,959
Stacy, pangarap mo 'to.

1436
01:30:44,959 --> 01:30:46,334
Pangarap natin 'to.

1437
01:30:46,334 --> 01:30:47,334
Stacy!

1438
01:30:48,626 --> 01:30:51,543
Oo, Lydia! Mahal ka namin!

1439
01:30:51,543 --> 01:30:52,959
Mahal ka namin!

1440
01:30:55,418 --> 01:30:56,501
Go na!

1441
01:30:56,501 --> 01:30:57,959
Okay.

1442
01:30:57,959 --> 01:30:59,709
Entrance. Ang ganda.

1443
01:31:01,959 --> 01:31:06,001
Lydia!

1444
01:31:06,001 --> 01:31:08,126
Halika na, Lydia!

1445
01:31:10,459 --> 01:31:11,626
Go, Lydia!

1446
01:31:28,834 --> 01:31:33,001
Ayos! Mag-ingay tayo
para kina Lydia at Stacy!

1447
01:31:35,084 --> 01:31:38,084
- Hindi ako ang magbabayad nito, di ba?
- Ikaw.

1448
01:31:38,084 --> 01:31:40,668
Biro lang. Ayos na 'to. Kami ang bahala.

1449
01:31:40,668 --> 01:31:45,584
- Ayos! Simulan na ang party!
- Naku.

1450
01:32:03,209 --> 01:32:05,584
Nanonood kayo ng <i>Shawshank Redemp</i>!

1451
01:32:06,543 --> 01:32:09,334
- Gusto ko 'yan. Napanood n'yo 'yong...
- Oo.

1452
01:32:09,334 --> 01:32:12,293
- Oo, pwede ka nang umalis?
- Bye!

1453
01:32:18,834 --> 01:32:21,084
- Ikaw 'yong taga-sinehan?
- Opo.

1454
01:32:21,709 --> 01:32:23,084
Pahingi ng Twizzlers.

1455
01:32:23,584 --> 01:32:25,251
- Marami.
- Sige po.

1456
01:32:29,918 --> 01:32:31,793
- Isa lang ang gusto ko.
- Sorry.

1457
01:32:31,793 --> 01:32:33,126
Ano'ng problema mo?

1458
01:32:35,709 --> 01:32:41,834
Sige, <i>mishpachalah</i>! Sinong gusto
ng "Don't Stop Believing!"?

1459
01:32:41,834 --> 01:32:43,709
Ayos, ako!

1460
01:32:45,418 --> 01:32:48,709
Siyempre, ikaw,
kaya hindi ko patutugtugin 'yon.

1461
01:32:49,293 --> 01:32:52,584
Mukhang oras na para sa kaunting

1462
01:32:52,584 --> 01:32:56,834
love song.

1463
01:33:35,376 --> 01:33:36,293
Uy.

1464
01:33:36,876 --> 01:33:38,293
Gusto mo bang sumayaw?

1465
01:33:39,209 --> 01:33:40,918
Paano si Isabella?

1466
01:33:41,918 --> 01:33:42,834
Sino?

1467
01:33:43,459 --> 01:33:45,543
'Yong girlfriend mong
25 years old sa Ecuador?

1468
01:33:45,543 --> 01:33:48,959
Inisip ko lang
na Isabella ang pangalan niya.

1469
01:33:49,543 --> 01:33:53,418
Wala akong girlfriend.
Kakaiba nga ang tsismis na 'yon.

1470
01:33:54,834 --> 01:33:55,668
Ay.

1471
01:34:00,334 --> 01:34:01,459
Ano sa tingin mo?

1472
01:34:01,459 --> 01:34:04,001
Kasama ng anak mo ang isang gentleman?

1473
01:34:05,084 --> 01:34:07,709
- Nakakagulat, pero ayos lang.
- Talaga?

1474
01:34:07,709 --> 01:34:10,376
- Alam mo kung ano'ng hindi ayos?
- Ano?

1475
01:34:10,959 --> 01:34:13,251
Sina Rabbi Rebecca at Cantor Jerry.

1476
01:34:13,251 --> 01:34:14,168
Ano 'yan?

1477
01:34:14,709 --> 01:34:16,084
Itodo mo, Rabbi.

1478
01:34:16,084 --> 01:34:19,251
Oo. Bawal dapat 'yan
sa lahat ng relihiyon.

1479
01:34:19,251 --> 01:34:21,251
- Oo nga.
- Ano'ng ginagawa nila?

1480
01:34:24,543 --> 01:34:26,876
{\an8}Okay, tama na ang love song.

1481
01:34:26,876 --> 01:34:30,251
Mag-ingay tayong lahat!

1482
01:34:30,251 --> 01:34:31,584
Handa na kayo?

1483
01:34:45,209 --> 01:34:48,209
<i>Dear God, si Stacy Friedman 'to.</i>

1484
01:34:48,918 --> 01:34:50,584
<i>Dalaga na ako,</i>

1485
01:34:51,084 --> 01:34:53,168
<i>at sa totoo lang, ang saya ko.</i>

1486
01:34:54,084 --> 01:34:57,209
<i>Alam kong ito
ang unang kabanata ng pagtanda ko,</i>

1487
01:34:57,209 --> 01:35:02,043
<i>at hindi laging magiging masaya,
pero pwede rin naman.</i>

1488
01:35:02,543 --> 01:35:04,043
<i>No pressure.</i>

1489
01:35:04,043 --> 01:35:07,709
<i>Di naman talaga kita mapre-pressure.
Sinasabi ko lang.</i>

1490
01:35:09,668 --> 01:35:11,168
<i>Alam ko ang iniisip mo,</i>

1491
01:35:11,668 --> 01:35:14,876
<i>mitzvah project ko
ang pagbibigay ng party ko kay Lydia.</i>

1492
01:35:16,959 --> 01:35:22,043
<i>Pero hindi 'yon mitzvah.
Best friend niya lang talaga ako.</i>

1493
01:35:23,709 --> 01:35:24,918
<i>Sige, lakasan mo.</i>

1494
01:35:28,501 --> 01:35:31,584
Mitzvah Bakery.
Lahat ng kita ay para sa charity.

1495
01:35:31,584 --> 01:35:35,168
<i>'Yong pagtulong sa kapwa,
pagbibigay at paggawa ng tama...</i>

1496
01:35:35,168 --> 01:35:36,918
- Four dollars po.
- Opo.

1497
01:35:36,918 --> 01:35:38,168
<i>'Yon ang mitzvah.</i>

1498
01:35:39,001 --> 01:35:42,459
- Stacy, ikaw ang gumawa nito?
- Astig. Ano'ng kapalit?

1499
01:35:42,459 --> 01:35:46,626
<i>Okay, alam mo naman 'yon.
Ikaw ang Diyos, at alam mo rin 'yon.</i>

1500
01:35:48,043 --> 01:35:49,584
Wag kalimutan ang <i>hamotzi</i>.

1501
01:35:49,584 --> 01:35:52,084
At isang piraso, 24 dollars.

1502
01:35:53,043 --> 01:35:56,793
<i>Anyway, salamat sa pag-unawa.
Masaya akong maging bahagi nito.</i>

1503
01:35:57,501 --> 01:35:58,668
- Salamat.
- Welcome.

1504
01:35:58,668 --> 01:35:59,959
Walang anuman!

1505
01:35:59,959 --> 01:36:02,376
<i>Mamaya po ulit. Magtitinda muna ako.</i>

1506
01:36:02,376 --> 01:36:04,626
Ito ang totoong mitzvah!

1507
01:41:28,001 --> 01:41:33,001
Tagapagsalin ng Subtitle:
Jobert Villanueva