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[coughing up phlegm]

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[man] I have never understood
why fairy tales actually exist.

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Are they meant to teach you something
or are they just told for fun?

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[man whistles tune]

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[man] My grandma always used to say,
life is just like a fairy tale.

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Hmm!

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-[man] Yes, just as cruel.
-[car horn honks]

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[man grunts loudly]

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[man] And she was right.

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-At least, as far as my life is concerned.
-Br-r-r-r.

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[man] In the end, all that matters is

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whether you're Little Red Riding Hood
or the Big Bad Wolf.

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5 YEARS LATER

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[metal clanging]

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[clanging]

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[older man] This is my turf.

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I'm not gonna be messed around
by some high school kids.

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[Lenny] Stop! Don't!

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[drops metal bar]

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[Lenny whimpers]

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-[gun clicks]
-[Lenny squeaks]

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[snorts] Guys, beginning to spoil
all the fun, you know.

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-You come here with this stupid garden n--
-[gun fires]

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-[body thuds]
-[they gasp]

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[dull metal thud]

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[Lenny breathes shakily]

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-Is he dead?
-No idea.

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Fuck! Shouldn't we put him
in the recovery position?

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-His brains are on the wall.
-Call the police.

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[Lenny] Again, his brains are on the wall.

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It was suicide. We're leaving.

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But he didn't do it on purpose.

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It's only us who know that!

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[Moritz gulps, breathes shakily]

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Look, Buba was a small-time criminal.

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Someone who lived completely alone
on a remote horse ranch.

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I would have committed suicide.

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I've actually never seen him with anyone.

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No friends or family or…
He really didn't have anyone.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, everyone will just think
that he put an end to his pathetic life.

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I mean, does he look like a happy person?

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[Buba] Yeah, okay, this is not the best
moment to judge that, you little pricks.

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Of course I'm a happy person.

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CHAPTER ONE
A PRETTY UNHAPPY CHILDHOOD

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[Buba] I was a completely normal boy.

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Jakob Otto.

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The only thing I had in common
with fairy-tale characters

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was that my parents
were almost never home,

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so I was brought up by my grandma.

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And now it goes snip and snap,
and with the scissors…

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[Buba] Grandma Ingrid. She was just
like the witch in the gingerbread house.

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-[Grandma] Oh.
-[Buba] Only she was shit at baking.

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My only ally was my brother, Dante.

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At Grandma's, all we got were
original German fairy tales.

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None of that soppy Disney stuff.

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She liked it the most when, as punishment,

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someone got burned
or had something cut off.

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Not just in fairy tales either.

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If it tastes too good,
then you get stomach ache afterwards.

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[Buba] She was convinced that, eventually,
you pay for everything good in life.

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-Good German upbringing.
-[Grandma] Who was it?

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[German folk music playing]

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[hip-hop music playing]
♪ Ah yeah! ♪

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[Buba] But you don't really have to pay
for the best things in life.

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[dreamy romantic music playing
over hip-hop music]

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[Buba] Except maybe with your body.

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[same hip-hop song playing
over headphones]

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-[boot thuds]
-[woman] He's not in his room either!

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-[woman calling] Jakob!
-[man] Jakob.

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BREAKDANCE COMPETITION

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[woman] Your uncle is only
going to be buried once!

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[engine starts]

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[man] Just you wait till we get back!

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[Buba] This was the day
my life changed forever.

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[hip-hop music starts]

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[rapper vocalising]

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Woo!

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[cheering]

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[Buba] I won.

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Yes!

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And not just against anyone.

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This blond boy here
was just visiting his grandma

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and actually came from America,

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the birthplace of breakdance. Yeah!

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On this day, I was better than him.

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Better than Leonardo DiCaprio.

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-[woman] How long have you been dancing?
-It really happened. Google it.

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[soft romantic music playing]

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[Buba] Well, Leo,
who's King of the World now?

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[sighs happily]
It was the happiest moment of my life.

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And no sign of stomach ache.

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The only things in my stomach
were butterflies.

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Big, fat ones.

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There's been a car accident.

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Your father is dead.

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[ominous echoing]

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[Grandma] Your mother is dead.

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And Dante is lying in a coma!

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What have you been doing?

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[menacing deep voice vocalising]

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[Grandma] I hope the fun was worth it.

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[menacing deep voice vocalising]

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[Buba] So Grandma was right.

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-[Jakob yells]
-[Buba] It was obvious.

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Whenever things are going well for me,
bad things happen.

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So I had to make sure I felt bad.

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No matter what.

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[thud]

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[Buba] And when I feel bad…

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-[door rattles]
-[Buba] …good things happen.

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-Dante.
-[Dante] Hey there, man.

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[Buba] Ah, let me explain.

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Dante had only just survived.

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Since being in a coma,
he developed Foreign Accent Syndrome,

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a rare neurological illness which
can occur after a traumatic brain injury.

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There's a woman in Norway
who, since suffering a brain injury,

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now only speaks with a German accent,

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although she can't speak any German.

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Speaking with an American accent
is punishment enough, but Dante also had…

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[Jakob] Myalgic encephalomyelitis,

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hypothyroidism,
progressive muscular dystrophy,

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and a very mild case of PTSD.

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[Buba] So that Dante could enjoy his life
to some extent,

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I promised him
I would stay miserable forever.

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And to be sure
that I was really miserable,

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I kept a record of all the bad
and unpleasant things.

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My negative account.

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A sort of savings account for shit.

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[Dante] Disneyland, we really need
to go there sometime, huh, Jakob?

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[Buba] I gave up all my dreams.

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From now on, my life was just a quest
for unpleasant experiences.

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It was obvious that Grandma Ingrid
would be leaving us sooner or later.

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[yelling on TV]

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-[door closes]
-[Buba] Yeah.

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Dante became the only family I had left.

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Sometimes you have to suffer
for your family.

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-[brakes screech]
-[Buba grunts]

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[grunting and groaning]

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Fucking hell!

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You need to watch where you're going,
my friend.

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It's fine, don't worry about it.

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-[American accent] Hey, not so fast.
-Who are you?

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This is a 20 zone,
you were going too fast.

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No way. And even if I was--

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I'm calling the police.
You are gonna lose your license.

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-What a shame for your business.
-[driver sighs]

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Yeah, but even if he was going
a bit too fast, I'm not hurt, I'm good.

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Yeah, for now. Your body's
been pumped full of adrenaline.

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That'll disappear in half an hour,
and then what?

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Boom! Paralysed forever. [chuckles]

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[whimsical string music playing]

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-No, that's not true.
-That is not true.

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It's better if we let
the authorities decide that.

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-I hope you like riding a bike.
-Just hold on a minute there.

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-[Buba] Hmm.
-Maybe we can sort this out another way.

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[whimsical string music continues]

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Yeah, but maybe the gentleman's right
and we should just call the police.

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Hey, it's good, it's good. Hmm?

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You should at least give
the emergency doctor a call.

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I'll need to see a doctor, of course.

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Okay.

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[Buba] Up until this point in my life,

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-I was a happy person.
-Yep.

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I mean, I wasn't Hansel lucky
from the German fairy tale,

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but I was definitely happier
than Rumpelstiltskin.

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[Buba groans]

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[Buba] And he didn't even have a brother.

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-As far as I know.
-[doorbell rings]

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[Buba snickers]

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[woman over intercom] Who is it?

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[Dante] It's just like
I always tell you, Jakob.

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Invest in yourself,
work for yourself and you--

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[Buba] Reward yourself.

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-[Dante] Hmm, that's good.
-[Buba groans] Oh, my balls.

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[Buba groans]

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[Dante] I did promise
it would be unpleasant for you today.

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-And the best is yet to come.
-I thought it were this one here.

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[Dante] Yeah, it is,
but we need a mare to get him going.

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Allow me to introduce…

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Princess Ute.

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[whimsical music playing]

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-Okay, I've got him. How do I do it?
-[horse grunts]

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You know, the normal way. Hmm?

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Look. Oh, Black Caviar's mother
died very young.

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-No wonder the horse is such a winner.
-[horse neighs]

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[Dante] It's like that
with successful guys,

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like us or Walt Disney, for example.

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[Buba groans]

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Did you know Walt's mother died
because of a gas leak

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in the house he himself gave to her?

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-Really?
-[Dante] Yeah.

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Then he ended up building his
entire career on a lot of dead mothers.

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[Buba groans]

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Bambi: dead mother.

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Beauty and the Beast: dead mother.

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Pinocchio: no mother present. Ariel--

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Pinocchio is a puppet,
they never have mothers.

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Finding Nemo: dead mother.

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The Fox and the Hound: dead mother.

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Cinderella: dead mother.

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame: dead mother.

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Snow White: dead mother.

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The Lion King too. Dead mo-- Wait.

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It was completely different with that one.

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You know, Simba's mother was actually--

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[Buba] I think we're almost done here.

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[Dante] He's quick, our Black Caviar.
Right, Ute?

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-[horse grunting]
-[Buba groans]

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The contact I have is paying us
7,000 euros per shot.

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At those prices,
I'll be a millionaire in a month.

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-Oh, yeah, that's some profit.
-[horse whinnies]

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[Buba groans]

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[Buba blows a raspberry, groans]

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[whimsical music plays]

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SKIMMED AND SKIMMED OFF.
SPERM ROBBERY IN LAUTERSHEIM.

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[presenter 1] Today we'll be discussing
a sperm robbery in Lautersheim.

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Don't worry, it was only a horse.

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[presenter 2]
The unexpected often happens!

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[presenter 1] Yeah,
the horse can't complain.

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THIEF SINGLE-HANDEDLY
REMOVES ATM MACHINE

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[presenter 3] Some listeners,
you can't work out.

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[presenter 4] The collector had
a mess on his hands.

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[presenter 5] A chocolate mess!

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EGG THIEF!
VALUABLE COLLECTION GONE

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LUGGAGE TROLLEY
STOLEN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

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SICK FOR A LIVING

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NO EASY HAUL

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40 RATS KILLED WITH BARE HANDS

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BOLD THEFT OF HENS

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ANIMAL THIEF WITH A WHEELBARROW

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[presenter 6]
Better ways of stealing a donkey.

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[presenter 7]
There've been a few strange incidents.

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So, give us a call
if you hear any suspicious…

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-[donkey braying]
-[presenter 7] …anywhere.

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[white noise over radio]

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[indistinct radio chatter]

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[presenter 8] …grabbed
two jam-packed luggage trolleys.

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[presenter 9] Police are asking
for anyone with information

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to please get in touch.

244
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,320
More and more birds
are taking antidepressants.

245
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,520
What? Antidepressants?

246
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,080
Well, not by choice.

247
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,400
Because more people
are taking these pills,

248
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,200
they're now in our drinking water.

249
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:53,960
And from there it ends up…
first in the worms, then in the birds.

250
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:54,960
[coughs up phlegm]

251
00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,720
And how are the birds doing?

252
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,040
It says they're snacking more.

253
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,480
They're in a good mood, aren't they?
I'd snack all day as well.

254
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,320
[munching crisps loudly]

255
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,440
[doorbell buzzes]

256
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,720
That's the asshole, that's the one.

257
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,520
This is the asshole. They're in cahoots!

258
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:25,760
Jakob, I think the gentleman here
would like his money returned.

259
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:28,720
[Dante groans]

260
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,840
[Buba coughs up phlegm]

261
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,200
[donkey braying]

262
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,720
What's with the Happy Hippos?

263
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,560
-[tuts]
-[man 2] They're not all Happy Hippos.

264
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,880
A hippo is a hippo.

265
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,920
But this, for example, is a Bingo Bird.

266
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,360
[man 1] Cute!
With the tennis racket and everything.

267
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,480
Yeah, of course.

268
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,000
[Dante] Nowadays for the dark blue
vanity Smurf with the silver mirror,

269
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,440
you can get 6,000 euros.

270
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,400
And you have that Smurf, or what?

271
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,760
Maybe I do.

272
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,760
I'd need to look.

273
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,200
[Buba] It's actually mine.

274
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,560
The vanity Smurf.

275
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,560
Good. Are we done here or…?

276
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,760
[woman] Nuh-uh.

277
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,400
[zip closes]

278
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,240
-You've got an appointment with the boss
-[Dante] Hmm.

279
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:26,720
[whimsical rock music playing]

280
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,320
[tyres screech]

281
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:43,240
[Buba] Dante and I had already done
quite a few shady deals.

282
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,360
But until then, we'd only ever heard about

283
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,640
these organised crime families
on the radio.

284
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,320
[German music continues]

285
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,200
[loud chatter]

286
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,880
[shouting and cheering]

287
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:15,320
[indistinct shouting]

288
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,560
[Buba] These were real criminals.

289
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,480
It was a full-time job for them.

290
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,920
Always with a knife in their hands.

291
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,880
And at their head…

292
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,920
a powerful boss.

293
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,520
[music stops]

294
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,560
-[Buba] Doro.
-[fly buzzing]

295
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,360
[fly buzzing]

296
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,280
[loud fart]

297
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,400
[chairs creaking]

298
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,360
[whimsical rock music continues]

299
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,640
[Dante] Asshole.

300
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,400
[Dante knocks on window]

301
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,600
[Dante groans]

302
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,960
[Dante] Classic power move.

303
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,880
Who eats cake at this time of night?

304
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,920
That's exactly the point.

305
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,840
If the boss feels like having cake,
then the boss gets cake.

306
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,520
Who gives a shit what time it is?

307
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,560
[Buba clears throat]

308
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,760
How old do you think she was? 80?
Think she's already chosen her successor?

309
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,600
[sighs] Okay, listen here.

310
00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:00,160
Doro's made a decision, and you need
to stop pulling that shit around here.

311
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,760
This is our turf now.

312
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,480
And when you say "your turf",
what exactly do you mean?

313
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,600
What don't you get, our turf?

314
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,000
100 kilometres?

315
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,520
Got it, sounds fair.

316
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,800
So, in future, no more fake car accidents,

317
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,160
Jakob, yeah?

318
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,760
Okay, sounds fair to me too.

319
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,560
It's not just the accidents.

320
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,400
-[horse neighs]
-[Buba] I think we're almost done here.

321
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,640
[Buba] That guy doesn't have any hair on
the back of his head, so it can't be me.

322
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,240
No, that could… that could be anyone.

323
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,080
[Dante] He's quick, our Black Caviar.

324
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,000
[knife swishes]

325
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,840
[Buba exhales deeply]

326
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,000
My Grandpa Zef… [kisses]

327
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,240
…was a crazy football fan.

328
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,000
In '63, Albania played
in Euros for first time.

329
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,040
Course, Grandpa went straight to stadium.

330
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,080
Well, in that game,
Albania only scored one goal.

331
00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,480
Panajot Pano in third minute, it was.

332
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,400
Do you know where Zef were at that moment?

333
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,160
-[Buba] Hmm?
-In the loo.

334
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,480
[Buba] Hmm.

335
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:05,520
It were diarrhoea.

336
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,680
And Zef was so angry, course!

337
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,599
And then after the game, he went back
to restaurant where he'd eaten before.

338
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:17,079
He then took this knife and stabbed
the chef direct in his left eye.

339
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,480
Br-r-r-r-r! Just so.

340
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,800
See this dent here? Huh?

341
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,400
That's where the tip of the knife

342
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,359
actually hit the back
of the poor chef's skull.

343
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,760
From within.

344
00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:32,119
-Oh.
-[Dante clears throat]

345
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,400
[sighs] You wouldn't want
Grandpa Zef's fancy knife

346
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,320
to get another dent now, would you?

347
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,560
[Buba groans]

348
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:50,320
[Buba] Would you rather have this one
or the one that still has all its wheels?

349
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,760
I'll take the one with the uncomfortable
strap that cuts into your hand.

350
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,320
[Dante] Let's take our time and think
about whether we really need to move away.

351
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,640
All our valuables are here.

352
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,000
Of course we have to leave.

353
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,600
You know exactly what will happen
if I don't regularly--

354
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:04,880
Yeah, I know, I know!

355
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,440
[Buba] Actually, you don't.

356
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,280
We have to make sure things are bad for me
so that you're okay.

357
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,680
[groans] Sometimes I wish I had
chronic conditions just like you,

358
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,200
then I'd be off the hook.

359
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,320
Yeah? And why have I got them?

360
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,560
Asshole.

361
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,880
[chicken clucking]

362
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,360
[shooing]

363
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,920
[chicken screeches]

364
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,880
[Buba grumbles] Let me do it.

365
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,640
[Dante] Look…

366
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:37,800
What if maybe we stayed and offered
to work with the Albanians? Hmm?

367
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,640
Work for the mafia, what do you mean?

368
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,680
Not for the mafia.
I mean with them, you and me.

369
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,800
They're criminals.

370
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,920
So are we.

371
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,000
Yeah, but they're in
a completely different league.

372
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,320
Yeah, but they're in
a completely different league.

373
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,960
Maybe the time has come
for the Ottos to think bigger.

374
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,640
Think big!

375
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,320
Yes, we can!

376
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,480
California.

377
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,560
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

378
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,000
Hollywood!

379
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,760
[Buba] You know very well,
I can't let myself think like that.

380
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,120
Disneyland.

381
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,160
You've still got it.

382
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,280
We always wanted to go there.

383
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,840
But if we keep thinking small time,
we'll never get anywhere.

384
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,960
I heard at Disneyland, they have
a Mount Everest roller coaster now.

385
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,200
And there's a 20-foot-tall yeti.

386
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,360
He's called Harold.

387
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,000
And with the Albanians,

388
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,400
it's a whole different type of business.

389
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,040
Real mafia stuff.

390
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,040
It's hard, dark Albanian shit.

391
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:37,560
We'll do it for a few months, and then
your negative account will be so full,

392
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,720
-you can do whatever you want to.
-Mm-hmm.

393
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,760
And then we can go and shake hands

394
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,200
with Yeti Harold in California in person.
What do you say, huh?

395
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,880
Yeah, I don't think
you're allowed to touch him.

396
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,600
And anyway,
I don't want to work for the mafia.

397
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,120
Just take some time to think about it.

398
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,680
Sometimes you have to look at a crisis
as an opportunity.

399
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,760
Little bit of pain equals small reward.

400
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,800
-Bigger pain…
-Bigger rewards.

401
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,720
[chuckling]

402
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,760
Huh.

403
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,120
[Western music playing]

404
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,960
[gunshots]

405
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,400
Argh!

406
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:22,800
[Buba grunting and screaming]

407
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,880
You're supposed to jump, man.

408
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,240
[mock screaming in pain]

409
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,920
-Come on!
-Quick, jump!

410
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,440
[man 1] Come on, down here!

411
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,720
What's he doing?

412
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,400
-[man 2] Not there!
-[Buba yells]

413
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,120
[Buba thuds, groans]

414
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,240
[muted applause]

415
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,160
[groaning]

416
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,800
[man 1] Are you crazy?

417
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,960
[man over PA]
Ah, we'll continue this at, uh, 4 o'clock.

418
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,760
[Buba] I'm good, I'm still alive.

419
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,520
[girl] Dad, this is really boring.

420
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,360
[Dante] Spare any change for the actors?

421
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,280
-Thanks very much.
-[woman] It's outdated.

422
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,840
-Spare change?
-Huh? No thanks.

423
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,160
-[Dante] Tight-ass.
-[woman] Hmm?

424
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,920
[Dante] Spare change for the actors?

425
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,240
-[piano playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

426
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,000
[Buba] I'm not sure if it's working here.

427
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,960
They make everything safe,
they've even got extra-soft sand.

428
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,240
And that big round of applause
also felt pretty good.

429
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,640
Yeah, you don't need to tell me that.
This was your idea.

430
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,840
You know, when I was on fire,

431
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,640
because I was so hot,

432
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,680
I had an idea.

433
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,920
Why don't we move to Dubai?

434
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,720
Just try to imagine,

435
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,200
you in a Lamborghini
with air conditioning.

436
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,800
And me outside, on a camel.

437
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,760
You having fun by the pool
and me in the desert.

438
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,560
Really pleasant and really unpleasant
side by side all the time.

439
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,840
It'd be perfect for us.

440
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,920
Where do I get the car and the pool, huh?

441
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,560
You do know that in Dubai,
they'll chop off your right hand

442
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,520
if you go to a little market stall
and steal a half-dried date, man.

443
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,280
[groans] Rubbish.

444
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,720
So I don't even want to think about what
the penalty is for horse sperm stealing.

445
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,600
We are criminals, Jakob.

446
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,240
You want some?

447
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,880
No, you know I can't.

448
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,600
I'm really scared something bad
is gonna happen again.

449
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,960
Well, if we were with the Albanians, then
you wouldn't need to worry about anything.

450
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,040
Anyway, what was that?

451
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,120
Huh?

452
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,160
A raisin.

453
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,120
At least I think.

454
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,440
[Dante] Oh, come on.

455
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,560
Enjoy.

456
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,080
Your manager is now going to take a shit.

457
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,960
[woman over PA] Can the owner
of the carriage with the yellow canopy

458
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,920
please come and speak to us?

459
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,560
Otherwise, it'll be towed.

460
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:55,320
[girl] Excuse me, can you help me?
I'm looking for my mama.

461
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,240
I'm busy. Ask somebody else.

462
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,920
-I thought you were the sheriff.
-[Buba groans]

463
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,800
No, deputy sheriff.

464
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,640
[indistinct chatter in background]

465
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,320
And so what do we do?

466
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,200
No, I really can't.

467
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,760
If I help you find your mother,
it'll make me feel good,

468
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,360
and I can't afford
to have good feelings, so…

469
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,880
Nah.

470
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,560
What have you got against good feelings?

471
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:29,480
Whenever I feel good,
something bad happens straight after.

472
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,800
-That sounds stupid.
-Yep, but that's how it is.

473
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,520
[girl] But then you can't
ever play with friends,

474
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,440
or eat ice cream or dance.

475
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,200
[Buba] Can you keep your mouth shut
and help me look?

476
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,120
And you also can't have a birthday party,

477
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,520
-or go traveling or fart in the bath.
-[Buba] Hmm.

478
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,800
This man doesn't like good feelings.

479
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,080
This is the right place
for your dad, then.

480
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,360
This man isn't my dad, though.

481
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,080
-[Buba snorts]
-Um, you don't need help, do you?

482
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,320
[boy] Where were you?

483
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,800
Come with me.

484
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,840
Ah, brother.

485
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,160
I'd slit someone's throat
to get a proper coffee,

486
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,120
but they don't know
what that is round here.

487
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,720
Ugh, the people here are so weird.

488
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,520
[sighs] You are weird.

489
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,480
[romantic music playing]

490
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,000
Jule.

491
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,480
[hip-hop music playing]

492
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,560
-The breakdancer, Jonas.
-Exactly, yeah.

493
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,680
-Well, Jakob, but yeah, yeah.
-[Jule sighs]

494
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,760
You know what that is, breakdancing?

495
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,280
-I even won…
-[Jule] Yeah!

496
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,800
…the breakdance competition.

497
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,880
Here.

498
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,840
-Against Leonardo DiCaprio
-[Jule] DiCaprio.

499
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,520
Hollywood actor.

500
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,440
Yeah, yeah. I know the story.

501
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,480
Well, the bit that's interesting.

502
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,880
[Jule and Buba chuckle]

503
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:58,160
Yeah, so… so what have you been doing
these last few years?

504
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,040
Oh, you know--

505
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,280
Mum, what have you done
these last few years, huh?

506
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,960
Um, I haven't been here that long.

507
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,040
I opened a tattoo shop in Lautersheim.

508
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,520
You could drop by
and I'll do something nice.

509
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,280
-Well, nicer than that disaster.
-[Buba chuckles]

510
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,400
I think the disaster suits him, don't you?

511
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,720
-You've got a funny daughter.
-Uh, sort of.

512
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,840
[Dante] Jakob!

513
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,640
Yeah, so… Oh.

514
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,200
[menacing deep voice vocalising]

515
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,440
-I must, um, uh…
-[Dante] Jakob!

516
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,200
…go. I have to, uh…

517
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,800
Yeah, because I have to go. Bye.

518
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,520
-Oh, Jonas.
-[daughter] Jakob.

519
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:42,080
[Dante] Hmm.

520
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,760
Who was that?

521
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,240
Hmm? [scoffs] Tourists.
They wanted a photo with the sheriff.

522
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,240
Deputy sheriff.

523
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:56,440
[dreamy romantic music playing]

524
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,160
[music continues]

525
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,880
[Buba] I definitely didn't want
to put Dante's life at risk,

526
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,280
but Jule, she lured me in

527
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,600
like it was a freshly-baked
gingerbread house.

528
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,240
I was just having a look.

529
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:19,280
[dreamy romantic music continues]

530
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,720
[Buba inhales deeply]

531
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,920
[groans]

532
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,800
[Jule] You can come in if you want.

533
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,000
-[Buba snorts]
-Gesundheit.

534
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,280
I just happened to be walking in the area,

535
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,640
and I wanted to see if this was a shop.

536
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,920
-Uh, well, yours.
-[Jule] Yes, it is.

537
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,800
And? Fancy it?

538
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,440
-What?
-[Jule] Coming in.

539
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,880
Oh-oh-oh.

540
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,480
It was a… a matching tattoo.

541
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,600
Hmm. Poor woman.

542
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,360
No, not a woman, a man.

543
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,440
My brother. It was… his idea.

544
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,800
Well, congratulations.

545
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,280
And so how about something new?

546
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,200
-And what do you have?
-[Jule] Uh…

547
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,880
Yeah, uh…

548
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,840
Look in here.

549
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:27,640
[bell dings]

550
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,240
-You choose something.
-[Jule] Okay.

551
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,680
Where, then?

552
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,560
Where will it hurt the most?

553
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,360
Usually where the skin is very thin,

554
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,120
on the elbow,
between the fingers, or foot.

555
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,120
[Buba] Foot. Foot is great.

556
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,560
Pain doesn't bother me.

557
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,760
But when I'm in pain,
someone else feels better.

558
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,880
And that's why things should never be
too pleasant for me, so, um…

559
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,680
Well, pain is good.

560
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,520
Hmm!

561
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,040
-[tattoo needle buzzes]
-[Buba groaning]

562
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,160
[Jule] So, is that unpleasant enough?

563
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,520
[groaning]

564
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,000
-And… looking good?
-[Jule] Oh, yeah. I think so.

565
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:14,760
But, of course, a swastika
is a question of personal taste.

566
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,320
[Buba chuckles]

567
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,120
-[needle buzzing again]
-[Jule] It's okay.

568
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,320
I've seen 10-foot-tall Russians cry
when I do the foot.

569
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,840
Do you think that's why
most people get tattoos, then?

570
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,160
Because when it's finished, you then
somehow feel like you've earned it?

571
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,080
[needle buzzing]

572
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,040
No.

573
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:44,080
I think for most people it's the fact
that you can't undo it afterwards.

574
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,320
One decision,
and then for the rest of your life

575
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,240
you have a naked nun on your arse.

576
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,760
[needle buzzing]

577
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,160
[Buba] It looks like an old penis
with teeth.

578
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,040
[dreamy romantic music plays]

579
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,480
But a nice one.

580
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,600
A nice old penis.

581
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,320
Yeah. I thought it suited you.

582
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,680
Pain isn't an issue for naked mole-rats
either. They don't feel anything.

583
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,920
I see.

584
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,120
Is it okay?

585
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,720
-[Buba groans] Yeah.
-[Jule] Where'd you park?

586
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,760
I came on foot.

587
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,000
Do you have far to go?

588
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,280
No, about six miles.

589
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,640
Take this.

590
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,880
It's colder now.

591
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,880
Come on, you've earned a bit of warmth
after that nice suffering.

592
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,560
[sighs] Thanks. I'll bring it back, yeah.

593
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,040
I should think so, too.
The jacket's not a gift.

594
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,760
[soft romantic music playing]

595
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,920
-[Buba sniffs]
-[shop doorbell jangles]

596
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,680
[Buba] The problem with gingerbread…

597
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,640
is that once you've tasted it,

598
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,240
you can't stop.

599
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,280
Then you keep wanting more.

600
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,840
But for that to happen,

601
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,440
I had to urgently fill up
my shit savings account.

602
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,400
CHAPTER II
MORE PAIN, MORE GAIN

603
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,520
-[Dante] The Ottos with the mafia.
-[music plays over radio]

604
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,600
This is the best decision
that we will ever make.

605
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,240
It'll be worth your while too.

606
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,640
[Dante singing]
♪ I had a dream of white horses ♪

607
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,360
-You all right?
-Yeah, of course. Why?

608
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,240
♪ Wild white horses on a beach ♪

609
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,800
Look in the glove compartment.

610
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,960
The Ottos in California.

611
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,920
Like Arnie.

612
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,800
[Dante chuckles]

613
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,400
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

614
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,680
♪ La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la ♪

615
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:16,000
[both humming out of sync]
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪

616
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,120
[tyres screech]

617
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,600
[Dante] See? Every boss has another boss.

618
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,720
He'll be something like The Godfather.

619
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,480
The car they're driving definitely costs
more than the whole hotel.

620
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,000
[man] It's obvious what's going on.

621
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,760
You know that'll be us soon.

622
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,280
Real mafia bosses.

623
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,920
Remember,
first impressions matter the most.

624
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,440
Welcome into the world of organised crime.

625
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,480
[crash]

626
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,040
[ominous music]

627
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,840
Are you stupid?

628
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,360
[snorts] Nothing for me, thanks.

629
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,200
[man 2] Just be glad that John
didn't cut off your fingers.

630
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,840
[Dante clears throat]
May I also have a piece of cake, please?

631
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,920
[fly buzzes]

632
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,040
In Albania, nodding means no,
shaking your head is yeah.

633
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,560
Doesn't that make life complicated
all the time?

634
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,680
-No?
-Course.

635
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,320
Oh, yeah.

636
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,200
So you two want to join us, do you?

637
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,720
Abso-fucking-lutely.

638
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,680
[Buba groans]

639
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,680
-So just you?
-My brother too.

640
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,800
You're sure?

641
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,640
I thought that was
how you did it in Albania.

642
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,840
Yeah.

643
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,600
[Buba groans]

644
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,200
-Well, then… [speaks Albanian]
-[speaks Albanian]

645
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,240
[speaks Albanian]

646
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,920
Ah, so, you'll start with
protection money, this is easy.

647
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
You go and visit these people once a week,

648
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,040
you say that we send you,
and then pick the dosh up. Alright?

649
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,040
My dear Doro…

650
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,800
my brother and I are delighted…

651
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,120
to be given this opportunity, this chance,

652
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,720
that you and your family have given us.

653
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,440
Because a man of the family
is always right.

654
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,680
"Even when he's wrong, he's right."

655
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,000
Al Pacino said that in Donnie Brasco.

656
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,160
[Doro gulps]

657
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,160
[Dante inhales] And so…

658
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,960
to us!

659
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,440
Hmm?

660
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,760
-[birds chirping]
-[duck quacking]

661
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:52,880
[video game beeping]

662
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,560
[sighs] This bunny hopper game
is a pain in the arse.

663
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,280
Don't you wanna invite someone over
from your new school?

664
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,840
[girl] The Wi-Fi's down again.

665
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,400
This isn't the countryside,
it's the fucking Middle Ages.

666
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,440
I could, uh… say, cook?

667
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,159
-[scoffs]
-[Jule] What? I can cook.

668
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,639
"Anyone can cook."

669
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,000
Jamie Oliver said so.

670
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,719
Hmm, so what you gonna cook, then,
popcorn or something?

671
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,840
-[both laugh]
-[Jule] Ooh!

672
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,199
[video game beeping]

673
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,239
-That Jakob guy came to my shop.
-The creep from Crazy Canyon?

674
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,639
That's right, the creep from Crazy Canyon.

675
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,400
And what did he want?

676
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,719
Tattoo on his foot.

677
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,159
Oh, well, at least he'll look
less creepy now.

678
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,480
Hey, come on, stop it! He's not that bad.

679
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,840
And a normal guy is quite nice
for a change.

680
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,760
Mum, he looks like those guys by the pool
who secretly take photos.

681
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:49,960
[both laughing]

682
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,120
[phone buzzes]

683
00:34:57,199 --> 00:34:58,440
Who's messaging you?

684
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,760
-[typing]
-[message alert chimes]

685
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,320
-Max!
-What!

686
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,080
-Who are you texting?
-Who do you think I'm texting?

687
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,240
[Max sighs]

688
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,560
And don't worry,
he doesn't know where we are.

689
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,280
What did you say? Wait there! Shit!

690
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,240
And also, two years ago,
Alex was still together with us in Ibiza.

691
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,640
You know exactly how far--

692
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,160
Happy new life! That's just great, Mum.

693
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,280
You go and be happy with your creep.

694
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,200
-[door slams shut]
-[Jule sighs]

695
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,120
[rock music playing]

696
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,640
[Buba] This is the eighth collection
this week,

697
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,480
and nothing bad has happened yet.

698
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,320
The free beer at that Greek takeaway
was way too warm.

699
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,440
Come on. That's not how it works, is it?

700
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:43,040
Yes, I know that's not how it works.
It's going to be fine.

701
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,920
I can't wait to see
what we get for free this time.

702
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,880
I could do with a coffee.

703
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,440
[man] I don't want your roof tiles
in my street.

704
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,520
I told you there'd be trouble
so don't be surprised

705
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,120
when my people come round and fuck you up.

706
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,560
Hey, Bechstein!

707
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,600
-You got a second?
-[Bechstein] Say hi to my wife.

708
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,480
-[Dante] So we meet again.
-What's all this, then?

709
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,720
It's about your monthly
service payment plan.

710
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,280
-For protection.
-What?

711
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,720
-We are now the Albanians.
-[Bechstein] Eh?

712
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,360
[Dante mutters]

713
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,800
Doro sent us.

714
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,800
[Bechstein] Piss off back
to where you came from.

715
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:26,000
I've got professional support now.
They made me a real offer.

716
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,640
Not like the shit we get
with Doro's amateurs, eh?

717
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,160
Ah-ha. Go on, you can get lost now,
you losers.

718
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,320
Is he actually mentally disabled as well?
[sighs]

719
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,640
Should we call Doro?

720
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,520
-[Dante] Go grab him.
-[Buba] And then?

721
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,320
What do you think?

722
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,800
We can't allow that level
of disrespect, Jakob.

723
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,160
We are somebody now.

724
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,720
Think of California.

725
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,600
-[nostalgic piano music plays]
-[seagulls cawing]

726
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,640
[Bechstein] I told you to piss off.

727
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,920
Have you got nothing better to do?

728
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Go throw yourself in front of a car again.

729
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,200
[Dante] Well, don't just stand there.

730
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,360
[Bechstein] Things will get really nasty.

731
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,640
Get off my property!

732
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,880
You've really got a screw loose, you have.

733
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,840
Stay right there, I shall pay!

734
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,840
Get off my property!

735
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,920
[both grunting]

736
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,720
[Buba] Is that the best you've got?

737
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,760
-Come on, really hit me.
-I will hit you.

738
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,240
Yeah, hit me.

739
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,440
-[Bechstein yells]
-[Buba] Ooh.

740
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,320
Hit me.

741
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,840
-[grunting]
-So!

742
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,720
[grunting]

743
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,320
Had enough yet?

744
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,680
How about face? Go on, go for it.

745
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,520
-Smash me in the face!
-You're fucking crazy.

746
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,960
Yargh!

747
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,120
[Dante] Get him! Now!

748
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,520
-Get out here!
-[Bechstein yells in pain]

749
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,680
[Dante] Smack him!

750
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,960
Argh! Ah! Ow.

751
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,960
-So…
-[Bechstein groans]

752
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,720
So, why don't we go collect
that cash now, Bechstein, huh?

753
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,440
[Buba groans]

754
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,840
You see, it turned out to be
a really unpleasant week after all.

755
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,240
Yeah, but something like that
would have to happen a lot more often

756
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,760
for things to work out with…
uh, Harold the Yeti.

757
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,920
[Buba] Um?

758
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,040
A little tip for California.

759
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,160
-Oh.
-No one will notice.

760
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,280
With our official share,

761
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,240
we wouldn't even be able to get
an Elsa's frozen yogurt in Disneyland.

762
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,240
-So…
-[Dante groans]

763
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:30,000
You think it's true what he said earlier,
the roofer, about hiring other guys?

764
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,400
Nah, tradesmen tell lies up to six times
more often than other people.

765
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,320
He just wanted to get rid of us.

766
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,040
[sarcastic music]

767
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,880
[Buba] Come on, let me help you, Doro.

768
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,120
[woman] This is fantastically shit.

769
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,520
It were the Albanians.

770
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,600
I thought we were the Albanians.

771
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,120
No, real Albanians who work for John,

772
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,600
the one whose was car you ran into.

773
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,120
They control the entire coke trade
in this area.

774
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,120
So no one here is Albanian?

775
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,080
Doro were married to an Albanian once.

776
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,000
I went on holiday there
when I were a child,

777
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,360
And Grandpa Zef's pocketknife?

778
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,600
Letter opener.

779
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,920
My grandpa's called Heinz.

780
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,080
But that's the point, when Germans
hear Albanian, they get scared.

781
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,240
Potato Heads.

782
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,800
And so these real Albanians,

783
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,520
are they all Albanian?

784
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,480
No.

785
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,240
But they came up with idea
to use it first.

786
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,680
Albanian "brand" belongs to them.

787
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,480
We pay 'em a bit of money
every month to use it.

788
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,880
Just like a McDonald's restaurant.

789
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,480
-Yeah, exactly.
-Huh.

790
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,000
Totally worth it, you know.

791
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,800
Don't even need weapons.
Name is enough. Like I said.

792
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,000
Potato Heads.

793
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,080
[Buba] Potatoes? Delicious.

794
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,320
[Buba] I also thought
that all Albanians were criminals,

795
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,160
and that Albania was
a mystical faraway place

796
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,480
where for thousands of years
there's been a struggle

797
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,600
between good spirits and evil demons.

798
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,720
But I looked it up.

799
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,040
-[upbeat music plays]
-It's a beautiful country

800
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,680
on the Mediterranean, right next to Italy.

801
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,080
Albanians are poor, though,
so people are prejudiced,

802
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,720
and you can use that to make money,
like John or, uh… Doro.

803
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:18,400
Did you notice if anything unusual
happened in the last few days,

804
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,880
while you were away?

805
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,920
-No, everything was great.
-Nah, everything was tip-top.

806
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,280
Nothing, really.

807
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,120
Quiet, really quiet.

808
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,520
[woman] So what do we do now?

809
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,200
Hum, uh…

810
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,520
We got to hit 'em now, twice as hard.
Smash them!

811
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,360
Okay? Or no?

812
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:47,760
[Dante] Hey, a little war like this is
the best thing that could happen to us.

813
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,560
At last we can show them
exactly what we're made of.

814
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,680
We both get something out of it.
You can fill up your account,

815
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,000
and in war there's always someone
who rises up the ranks.

816
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,840
Oh, my shitty back.

817
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,800
Give me a pink one.

818
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,520
[gentle music plays over stereo]

819
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,200
Cheer up, will you?

820
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,080
-[Buba groans]
-Feet?

821
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,240
Treat yourself after a day like today.

822
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,720
The reason we're doing it
can be our little secret.

823
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,600
And now the good life begins for us.

824
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,000
The good life.

825
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:39,160
[high-pitched squeaking]

826
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,880
Have you got your socks on?

827
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:49,800
[cheery music plays]

828
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,320
[doorbell jangles]

829
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,240
-[Buba clears throat]
-So where's my jacket?

830
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,440
Um… it was so warm today.

831
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,120
I can get it quickly.

832
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,440
-Did you come on foot?
-Yeah.

833
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,280
[Jule chuckles] Nah. Just leave it.

834
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,960
-[Buba mumbles]
-Okay.

835
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,240
Sit down.

836
00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,880
So tell me, what do you like?

837
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,360
Well, um…

838
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,080
[blows air]

839
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,280
[groans]

840
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,600
Well, I really don't like squirrels.

841
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,920
One attacked me a few years ago.

842
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,320
-Oh, chamomile tea, it's like liquid snot.
-Mm-hmm.

843
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,680
Yeah, but one of the things I hate most
is when sparkling water goes a bit flat.

844
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,480
-Take your trousers off.
-I hate pistachios.

845
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,560
Well, when you can't open them properly.

846
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,840
You know, when you grab one from the bowl,

847
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,080
you've got it and then… [grunting]

848
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,120
And hedgehogs, hedgehogs are so annoying.

849
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,560
Okay. Let's rephrase.

850
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,240
So how would you describe yourself, then?

851
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,640
Me? Myself?

852
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,520
Pretty normal.

853
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,360
Laid back.

854
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,320
Right then, lay back
and you should relax, sweetheart.

855
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,240
-[rock music intensifies]
-[needle buzzing]

856
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,800
[music stops abruptly]

857
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,640
It's really good.

858
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:13,160
Laid back, right?

859
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,520
I think it's really good.

860
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,600
[Jule] I thought you like
to let your nuts swing.

861
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,040
-I'll take a photo.
-[Buba] Sure.

862
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,560
[Jule] No, no, of your balls.

863
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,160
-I see.
-[camera shutter clicks]

864
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,080
Go on then.

865
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,640
[camera shutter clicks]

866
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,320
[short romantic flourish of music]

867
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:40,520
Oh, it's Maxine's.

868
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,760
I know it's a bit dark. I like it, though.

869
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,960
[Buba] It's like something
from a fairy tale,

870
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,720
a real fairy tale.

871
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,120
Little Red Riding Hood, you know it?

872
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,080
-Yeah. Yeah, I know it.
-[Buba croaks]

873
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,200
In the original,
the wolf cooks the grandma

874
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,040
and secretly serves her
to Little Red Riding Hood for lunch.

875
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,600
Do you know what happens next?

876
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,400
Does she find out
and then outsmart the wolf?

877
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,680
No. The wolf eats her up.

878
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,560
And then?

879
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,120
Nothing. End of story.

880
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,480
If everything turns out fine,
you don't learn anything.

881
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,440
Happy ending is only by Disney.

882
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,040
[Jule clears throat]

883
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,280
Apropos of happy endings,
there's an extra beer here.

884
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,400
-[Buba exhales]
-But don't feel you have to say yes.

885
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:31,000
[Buba] No. Yeah, um…
I'd like that, actually.

886
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,320
[soft, menacing music playing]

887
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,640
[message alert chimes]

888
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,240
[message alert chimes]

889
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,880
I GOT A PROMOTION!

890
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,880
I REALLY HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

891
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,560
[Buba] And what does your, uh…
Well, what does Maxine's dad do?

892
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,560
[Jule] He was a lawyer.

893
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,600
And what does he do now?

894
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,560
Nothing.

895
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,960
[scoffs]

896
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,280
He's dead now.

897
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,800
Oh, that's, um… I'm sorry.

898
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,360
[Jule exhales]

899
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,960
So that means, um…
that you're on your own.

900
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,200
Mm-hmm.

901
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,840
I've got Maxine.

902
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,320
Yeah, I've got Dante.

903
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,960
And you get on well, yeah?

904
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,480
[chuckles] Yeah. Drama queen mostly.

905
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,520
Yeah, Dante as well.

906
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,640
[clears throat]
But it's nice when you've got someone.

907
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,640
-[choking]
-[Jule laughs]

908
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,000
-[Jule laughs]
-[gasps] Yeah.

909
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,960
So how long has it actually been
since… [chuckles]

910
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,720
…breakdancing competition?

911
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,520
Thirty-six and a half years.

912
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,040
More or less.

913
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,040
You know, that day was the first time
I ever kissed someone.

914
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,200
Like properly kissed someone.

915
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,120
[chuckles] Yeah, me too.

916
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,200
Really? Who were you kissing?

917
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,760
[both laughing]

918
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,520
It were you.

919
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,440
-Did we kiss too?
-Kiss too?

920
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,320
All I know is that I passionately kissed
DiCaprio that evening.

921
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,440
-[Buba snorts]
-He just looked so sad.

922
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,600
Oh, and it was me.

923
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,560
I'm the one who told him
to concentrate on his acting career.

924
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,440
-So when he wins his Oscar later on--
-Well, he won't.

925
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,920
He only ever comes second.

926
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,520
Yeah, but now we get to sit here
drinking beer. And where's he?

927
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,720
-On a yacht with eight models?
-There you go.

928
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,440
That poor man.

929
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:33,200
[Buba chuckles]

930
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,600
I think it's nice that you're here.
Uh, well…

931
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,280
That you're back here.
Well, that you're back.

932
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,760
I mean, here.

933
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,560
I think it's good.

934
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,040
More or less.

935
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,440
[Buba] That was the second happiest moment
of my life.

936
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,800
But you know when the clock strikes 12
and Cinderella…

937
00:46:56,080 --> 00:47:01,600
-[clock striking 12]
-[menacing deep voice vocalising]

938
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,360
[Buba] Well, I didn't want
my fancy carriage

939
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,160
changing back into a rotten old pumpkin.

940
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:14,040
I urgently needed to make another deposit
in my shit account.

941
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,160
[Dante] We need to proceed with caution,
so just observe for now.

942
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,960
Hey, man, where are you actually from?

943
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,640
From here, actually.

944
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,160
Because I was thinking, well,

945
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,520
I wasn't really sure, you know,
it's the accent.

946
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,520
It's a long story.

947
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,760
-So?
-[Buba] It's a medical thing.

948
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,840
[man 2] I think these organic things
always taste a bit strange.

949
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,320
-Not quite right.
-Yeah.

950
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,720
-Probably because of the gluten.
-Gluten.

951
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,000
Please just concentrate! Children.

952
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,160
I promised Doro we'd get big results.

953
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,480
Are you completely sure the Albanians
move their drugs from these vans?

954
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,120
-Yeah, course we are.
-They've got four just like that.

955
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,840
[Buba] Soon they'll only have three.

956
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,280
Wait, there's something
I need to tell you.

957
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,560
-I'll take care of it.
-Just wait a goddamn second!

958
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,320
Shit.

959
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,200
[both laughing in the back]

960
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,360
[man 1] He won't listen to you, look.

961
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,600
Ah, this isn't gonna work.

962
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,680
[man 1] Look! What's he doing now? What?

963
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,200
He's crazy!

964
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,360
[man 2 laughing]

965
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,440
-Yeah!
-[all] Yeah!

966
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,200
[all laughing]

967
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,560
[man 1] Yes, of course!

968
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:31,000
-[both laugh on video]
-[all cheering]

969
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,800
I told you that we were gonna send
a strong message,

970
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,600
and I would say
that is exactly what we did!

971
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,560
I mean, the way Jakob
just went for the guy,

972
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,200
he was twice as big as him.

973
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,520
Massive, wasn't he?

974
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:43,720
He wasn't twice as big,
just a little bit bigger.

975
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,240
Pain really doesn't bother you one bit,
does it, Jakob?

976
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,720
-[Buba scoffs]
-Like a real life Buba.

977
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,600
-Buba!
-Buba?

978
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,240
Yeah! It's an Albanian
fairy tale character.

979
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,920
Buba starts out as a harmless animal
which is then led astray

980
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,120
by the demon Boller
and turns into a heartless monster.

981
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,160
It's a great metaphor,

982
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,120
but I don't know what for.

983
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,400
-Cool.
-Yeah, good.

984
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,520
Now you have an Albanian name, then,
just like all of us.

985
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,400
Ha! I'm actually called Christian.

986
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,560
And Enes is really called Sandro.

987
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:15,800
Enes?

988
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,240
Yeah, he's my twin brother.

989
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,000
[Buba sniffs, mumbles]

990
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:22,640
He wasn't quite finished.

991
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:23,880
Oh.

992
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,720
Hey, they're brothers, just like us.

993
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,200
-May I?
-Course you can. Say hello.

994
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,720
[high-pitched voice] Hello there, Buba.

995
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,600
Family is wonderful.

996
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,280
Yeah, he's right.

997
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,720
Our Buba.

998
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,760
Then that means that I need
a new name as well, don't I?

999
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,920
Maybe something from a fairy tale as well,

1000
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,560
like a king or a warrior? Wizard?

1001
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,160
What about Erblin?

1002
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:53,840
Oh, yeah. Erblin is fucking cool.

1003
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,600
-So cool.
-Very cool.

1004
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,160
Erblin means "scent of a linden tree".

1005
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,880
This is just so beautiful. Huh?

1006
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,200
It is, yeah.

1007
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,880
[Dante mumbles] Or maybe
we could take more time to think about it?

1008
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,440
To Buba and Erblin!

1009
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,920
Yeah, to Buba and to Erblin!

1010
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,600
-Gëzuar!
-Gëzuar!

1011
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,600
[all] Gëzuar!

1012
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,720
[all] Gëzuar! Gëzuar!

1013
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,040
[Buba] Nice one.

1014
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,360
[gasps]
God, don't sneak up on me like that!

1015
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,880
-I brought you your jacket.
-Wait, what happened to you?

1016
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,160
What's wrong?

1017
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:31,520
Oh, you mean this? It's nothing.

1018
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,080
It's from the stunt show,
from Crazy Canyon.

1019
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,240
Are you the worst stunt man in the world?

1020
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,760
I-I wanted to ask if maybe you felt like,
maybe giving me another tattoo.

1021
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,200
Good. That sounds like a plan.

1022
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,920
Because it seems to be turning
into a regular thing between us here.

1023
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,520
So, I'll just drop by
and we can see each other, for the tattoo.

1024
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,120
-Yeah.
-Cool.

1025
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,800
Hmm. I'll just get my jacket
next time, then.

1026
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,800
[Buba] Yes.

1027
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,080
[Dante] This is not on, dude.

1028
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,080
I've been trying to get hold of you
for two hours.

1029
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,120
Where were you?

1030
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,240
-I… What kind of car is that?
-It's mine.

1031
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:06,320
Get in.

1032
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,720
[Buba groans]

1033
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,960
Mafia style. This is what
a future Godfather drives.

1034
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:12,600
[engine rattles]

1035
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,520
Let's go. Otto time.

1036
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,960
[Buba] Let's go. Jakob Otto time.

1037
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,920
The real Albanians wanted revenge
for what the fake Albanians had done.

1038
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,080
And then the fake Albanians wanted revenge

1039
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,040
for what the real Albanians had done.

1040
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:32,720
And then the real Albanians wanted…
Yes, it was really complicated.

1041
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,880
But what is it they say?

1042
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,880
You should always mix business
with displeasure.

1043
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,640
[tattoo needle buzzing]

1044
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,640
[yells]

1045
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,000
REALISTIC STUNT SHOW AT CRAZY CANYON

1046
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,000
-Is this okay?
It's great.

1047
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,320
[all] Gëzuar!

1048
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,400
Ow!

1049
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,320
-[screams]
-[Jule laughs]

1050
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,680
[needle buzzing]

1051
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,680
[needle buzzing]

1052
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:05,880
[screaming]

1053
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,000
-Gëzuar!
-[all] Gëzuar!

1054
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,760
-D'you know how you want to celebrate?
-Oh, yeah, of course.

1055
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,440
The traditional Albanian way.
Everyone in the family.

1056
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:24,920
Ha-ha. Hey, Yeta. Tell us, how does
an Albanian wedding work, then?

1057
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,280
Well, I should I know?

1058
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,720
Well, because you said
you'd help us with it.

1059
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:35,040
[sighs] You know that I'm not
actually Albanian, Christian.

1060
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,840
My name's Laura. Laura.

1061
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:41,760
-Oh.
-I… I can Google it for you.

1062
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,800
Really? Cool.

1063
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,040
Oh, guys. I'm so happy for you.

1064
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,240
[all laughing]

1065
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,880
I read that in France
they let you marry the dead.

1066
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,960
-[laughing]
-Yeah.

1067
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,840
-[Dante] Isn't that crazy?
-Yeah, Paris.

1068
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:59,280
Ah, Doro! The paintball factory
in Falkenwalde is now ours as well.

1069
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,240
So if we keep this up, in three months,

1070
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:02,520
we'll have the entire--

1071
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,080
That decision is not yours, Erwin.

1072
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,560
Erblin. No, of course.

1073
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,800
It stops here.

1074
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,000
I don't want anyone to die.

1075
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,200
Well, they started it,
so I don't think they'll give up.

1076
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,840
I'm also against this war, but I think
we have to keep going a bit longer.

1077
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:18,800
[Dante sighs]

1078
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,920
[squeaking]

1079
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:23,720
[Buba snorts]

1080
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,840
[fly buzzing]

1081
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,920
[message alert chimes]

1082
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,120
[Alex] Hey, babe. I'm super busy right now

1083
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,320
and I can't pick you up, okay?
I'm really sorry.

1084
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:54,440
WHAT? I CAN'T STAY HERE
ANOTHER FIVE DAYS!

1085
00:53:54,520 --> 00:54:00,440
[traditional German music playing
over radio]

1086
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,920
[Alex] Sorry. There are so many business
opportunities opening up for me here,

1087
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,560
and I think it's better if we don't
text each other anymore, okay?

1088
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,680
I think your mum
is reading all our messages.

1089
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,040
Shit.

1090
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,600
[needle buzzing]

1091
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:21,560
-I didn't know you had a nickname.
-Yeah.

1092
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,440
Yeah, I know the monster's called Buba.

1093
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,480
I didn't know you had the same name
as the monster.

1094
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,040
-Mm-hmm.
-Who calls you that?

1095
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,360
[needle buzzing]

1096
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,200
[mumbling] Friends. Or colleagues.

1097
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,080
Like Marcus from the Crazy Canyon. [gulps]

1098
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,400
Oh. Here, come hold that.

1099
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,480
Hang on.

1100
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,280
Everyone sort of has their own name.
We're like… we're a small family.

1101
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,240
-Hold this.
-Mm-hmm.

1102
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,640
Let me do it.

1103
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,560
[Buba grunts]

1104
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,680
Wait.

1105
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,280
-Sting?
-Nah, it's good.

1106
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,560
[Jule sighs]

1107
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,720
So… I'm just about to finish here,

1108
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,320
so if you want to go for a drink
or something later

1109
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,000
Yeah, course.

1110
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:10,880
Maybe at mine, by the lake?

1111
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,720
The bench isn't really your thing.

1112
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,480
I just remembered, I can't today.

1113
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,640
I've got this, uh… thing.

1114
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,600
Thing?

1115
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:25,200
But maybe you fancy watching the Oscars
with me tomorrow evening?

1116
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,000
DiCaprio is gonna lose again.

1117
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,240
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

1118
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,560
-[Buba sighs]
-[Jule] Oh…

1119
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:33,720
Is it painful?

1120
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,960
-Yeah.
-So that's good?

1121
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,280
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah? [chuckles]

1122
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,440
[Buba groans]

1123
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,480
-[romantic music playing]
-[seagulls cawing]

1124
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,880
[door bursts open]

1125
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,240
Know in films when two people are
about to kiss, then the door opens?

1126
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,960
And then some asshole comes in
and ruins everything.

1127
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,840
-Is something wrong?
-I don't know, Jule. Is there?

1128
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:04,960
Uh… Okay, then. I'll see you tomorrow.

1129
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,760
-Wait, we're not even fin--
-Bye.

1130
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,720
-Maybe he is a bit weird.
-Are you reading my messages?

1131
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:16,120
-Where'd you get that idea from?
-You're spying on me with a shit app!

1132
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,320
Jacket.

1133
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,760
[Jule sighs]

1134
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,280
[Buba] Oh, that felt better
than beating DiCaprio.

1135
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,600
And I didn't even get my tongue in there.

1136
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,360
That was definitely too much
for my negative account.

1137
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,280
[Buba groans]

1138
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:47,200
Yeah, that was definitely too much.

1139
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,400
-[Dante retching]
-[Buba] Dante?

1140
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,320
[retching continues]

1141
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,600
[gasps] Dante!

1142
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,800
[Buba pants]

1143
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:03,480
Hey, where were you? I wanted
to talk to you. I've had a great idea.

1144
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,800
What's up with your lip?

1145
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,120
What's up with your hair?

1146
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,600
It's "Sundown Hazel".
It matches better with my jacket.

1147
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,520
Wait a minute.

1148
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,320
What were you expecting to see
when you came in?

1149
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,320
Nothing.

1150
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,640
You thought that something had happened.

1151
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,920
Nah.

1152
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,360
Where were you?

1153
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,160
[Buba sniffs]

1154
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,200
[groans] I'll let you finish in here.

1155
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,960
Just tell me!

1156
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,920
[toilet flushes]

1157
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,520
[Buba groaning]

1158
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,160
[sighs] What's become of us, Jakob?

1159
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,680
We used to tell each other everything.

1160
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,200
Trust… is not a renewable resource, Jakob.

1161
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,960
When it's kaput, it's kaput.

1162
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,120
[sighs] I'm seeing this woman.

1163
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:03,000
[inhales sharply, sighs]

1164
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,960
Tell me, have you gone insane?

1165
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,760
What kind of woman?

1166
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,120
She's just normal.

1167
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,520
Since when?

1168
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,760
For a while. [breathing shakily]

1169
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,320
-Since we started with the Albanians.
-Oh!

1170
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,200
[Buba] And today she kissed me.

1171
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,440
-Well, nearly.
-[Dante sighs]

1172
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:24,200
And I was just so happy.

1173
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,600
And that's why I thought that…

1174
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,560
I'd rather you killed me.

1175
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,960
Well, you didn't quite manage it
30 years ago.

1176
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,880
I hope the fun was worth it.

1177
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,400
And you never wanted to go with me
to Disneyland.

1178
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,240
-You don't give a shit about Henry either.
-Harold.

1179
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,640
Wow, Jakob. Wow.

1180
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:48,560
Fuck you.

1181
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,760
[Buba coughing up phlegm]

1182
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,280
[birds chirping]

1183
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,720
I just had to be sure
you weren't doing anything dangerous.

1184
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,960
-But I'm your daughter.
-Yeah, Maxine. That's exactly why.

1185
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:14,040
Oh, Mum, I totally get
why you want to make a fresh start.

1186
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,880
Other moms would just try and look
for a partner on a dating app

1187
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,240
or fly to Bali or something.

1188
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,840
You know I'm not doing this for me!

1189
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,280
Who's it for, then?

1190
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,040
Me? I was good.
I had friends, a family, Alex.

1191
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,480
Even my mum was way cooler.

1192
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,160
Hey, it's you and me. We're family.

1193
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,200
The others don't give a shit about us.

1194
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,200
No, it's you they don't give a shit about.

1195
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,800
You'll see,
Alex is gonna get me out of here.

1196
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,360
[dramatic music builds slowly]

1197
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,640
-All right?
-Piss off, I'm thinking.

1198
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,840
[Buba] I dunno what
I was thinking earlier.

1199
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,760
I'm going back to saving just for us,

1200
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,600
for California, I promise.

1201
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,080
[Buba snorts]

1202
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,200
[donkey braying in distance]

1203
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,600
So, I've thought about it.

1204
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,680
Maybe there's a way
you can still go on your date after all.

1205
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,120
Yeah. How?

1206
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,800
Well, if you're absolutely certain

1207
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,720
you really want to let little Buba out of
his cage for the first time in your life,

1208
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,960
then first you have to compensate
for it big time.

1209
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,600
You do get that, right? I mean, big time.

1210
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,120
Like, really big.

1211
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,520
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1212
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,000
[Dante] I've already had an idea.

1213
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,920
But for now, it has to stay
just between us, just the Ottos.

1214
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,760
-Just the Ottos.
-Just the Ottos.

1215
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,680
-Just the Ottos.
-Just the Ottos!

1216
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,400
-Just the Ottos!
-Just the Ottos.

1217
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,400
[Buba] Yeah.

1218
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,000
Just the Ottos.

1219
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,840
CHAPTER III
MAXIMUM DISCOMFORT

1220
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:00,320
[Dante] Right, you go in there
and grab the box with the coke supplies.

1221
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,520
And if there's the slightest movement
out here, I'll let you know.

1222
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,960
-[Buba groans]
-I'll be with you the entire time.

1223
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:07,840
Hmm?

1224
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,680
See? Mossad used exactly the same ones
in the 1990s.

1225
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:13,760
[Buba] Hmm.

1226
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:16,800
Well, okay, maybe not exactly
the same brand, but…

1227
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,480
Just pull your shirt up, will you?

1228
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,360
[Buba groans]

1229
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,240
Jule is a tattoo artist.

1230
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,600
Does she have any other clients?

1231
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,280
[Buba groans]

1232
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,840
Our tattoo on the upper arm
is still coolest.

1233
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:36,800
Yeah, course.

1234
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,160
[Buba groans]

1235
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:42,240
[beeping, feedback screeches]

1236
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,600
-One-two, one-two.
-[Buba groans]

1237
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,800
[Dante over radio]
Keep telling me exactly what you see.

1238
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,560
-Do you copy?
-Yeah, will do.

1239
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,360
It's "Copy that. Over."

1240
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:53,640
[Buba] Okay.

1241
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,280
Copy that. Over.

1242
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:58,920
Yeah.

1243
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,680
-[walkie-talkie clicks]
-[Dante sighs]

1244
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:14,160
[Buba] Oh, Dante, are you kidding me?
That's so loud? Over.

1245
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:15,600
[munching over radio]

1246
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:20,400
[Dante] Well, I don't hear nothing.
[munching loudly]

1247
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,800
[Buba] Hey, I don't think the things
in here are organic at all.

1248
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,200
Well, yeah. They're criminals, Jakob.

1249
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:35,520
[man] I would have called earlier,
Mum, but I had a lot to do.

1250
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,520
Yeah. Yeah, I was on holiday.

1251
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,800
-[Mum] Oh, lovely.
-Yeah, got back last week.

1252
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,040
[whispering] There's a guard by the door.

1253
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,760
Well, then, get in there,
that must be where it's stored.

1254
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:50,360
Think about all the things you'll be able
to do with your tattoo artist.

1255
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,800
[munching] Do you copy?

1256
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,280
Yeah, copy that, copy that.

1257
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,200
-Over and out.
-[guard] Yeah.

1258
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,560
[munching loudly]

1259
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,720
[guard] Okay, I have to go. Bye, Mum.

1260
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,080
[both grunting]

1261
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,560
-[guard bites]
-[Buba yells]

1262
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,280
You little… Argh!

1263
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,840
Hey, what was that?

1264
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,360
Ah, nothing. It's over.

1265
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:18,480
Okay.

1266
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,360
[Buba] Oh! The bastard actually bit me.

1267
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,480
Don't I need get a tetanus shot
right away or something?

1268
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,960
Did you know that after a tetanus shot,

1269
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:30,920
a man's testicles will shrink
by up to 64%?

1270
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,360
It's a bleak outlook
for the ovaries as well.

1271
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:34,920
I read about it online.

1272
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,040
[Buba] Over, right?

1273
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,360
I thought we were meant
to say "over", over.

1274
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,840
Dante, what's wrong? Over.

1275
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,760
[man] I just need to pick up some money.

1276
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,040
Just keep going, okay?

1277
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,760
I was just eating.
It's all going according to plan.

1278
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,840
[Buba] It's just baking stuff everywhere.

1279
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:55,840
Keep looking!

1280
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,280
They won't store their coke
next to the pretzels.

1281
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,240
No, that's… Wait a sec.

1282
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,600
There are some small boxes here
with bags of white powder inside.

1283
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,880
Are you sure it's not flour?

1284
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:11,520
No, I don't think so.

1285
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,840
[Dante] Or baking powder?

1286
01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,360
It's not ba--
It could be baking powder, yes.

1287
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,240
-[Dante] Just try some.
-What do you mean?

1288
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,480
It might be different
to what's written on there.

1289
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,360
And how do I know if it's coke?

1290
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:23,800
[Dante] You'll just know.

1291
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:29,960
[mumbling]

1292
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:32,080
Bleurgh. It tastes bitter.

1293
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,920
What's coke actually taste of?
Or baking powder?

1294
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,800
Well, how would I know?
Just try snorting it.

1295
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,680
[snorting]

1296
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:41,520
[Dante] Well?

1297
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,240
-I think it's baking powder.
-[Dante] Shit.

1298
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,240
Is that enough for my date with Jule?

1299
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,840
Because I feel pretty good right now.
Actually, really good.

1300
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,440
And that's, uh… not great.

1301
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:55,280
I should look for someone who can
give me a little punch to the face.

1302
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,760
-Too much fighting isn't good.
-I really wouldn't…

1303
01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,960
It's better if you're not bleeding
too much on a date,

1304
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,360
especially on the face. Over.

1305
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,600
Or another idea,

1306
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,800
how much baking yeast do you have to eat
to make you feel really bad?

1307
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,600
Jakob, in that box was no baking powder.

1308
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,720
If it was coke, I'd have felt something,
and I don't feel anything at all.

1309
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:15,120
I feel the same as usual. Blood sugar's
a bit low, but apart from that…

1310
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,040
Over. Do you want some pretzels?

1311
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,520
[Dante] Just take the fucking box now!

1312
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,800
Jakob.

1313
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,160
Jakob, do you copy?

1314
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,360
[dramatic music playing]

1315
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,720
[grunting over radio]

1316
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:42,800
[grunting]

1317
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:47,920
[grunting over radio]

1318
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,600
[Buba coughing]

1319
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,120
[Buba groaning]

1320
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:02,680
[grunting]

1321
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:03,800
[guard yells]

1322
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:06,080
Argh!

1323
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:10,040
[guard yelling]

1324
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,960
WHITE HORSES

1325
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,440
[Western music playing]

1326
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,000
[gun cocks]

1327
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,280
Dante?

1328
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,160
[thud]

1329
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,440
And the moral of the story?

1330
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,240
You don't recognise evil

1331
01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,200
until it's devoured you,

1332
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,720
you're dead

1333
01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,960
and it's replenished,

1334
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,000
replenished.

1335
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:13,880
[Western music continues]

1336
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:16,960
And now it goes snip and snap.

1337
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,480
And with the scissors, the thumbs are off.

1338
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,680
[German music continues]

1339
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,640
[Grandma] I hope the fun was worth it.

1340
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,920
[bird screeches]

1341
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,600
[Grandma] And they are both gone.

1342
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,280
Dante?

1343
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,560
Go to hell.

1344
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:52,760
[roaring]

1345
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:55,680
Jakob.

1346
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,360
[roaring]

1347
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:58,480
[Dante] Jakob.

1348
01:07:58,560 --> 01:07:59,560
[tapping shoulder]

1349
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:00,840
[Buba groans]

1350
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,240
Are you okay?

1351
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,040
I think so.

1352
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:06,760
I didn't realise the radio was out.

1353
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:10,560
[Buba groans]

1354
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:19,920
Come on, get up.

1355
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,800
[Dante] Don't worry about it.
It was self-defence.

1356
01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:36,040
I won't tell a soul.

1357
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,720
And it was worth it
for your negative account too.

1358
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,319
After that operation,

1359
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,840
you can definitely mess around
with your tattoo artist.

1360
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,000
[chuckling] Kiss-kiss.

1361
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,240
[chuckling, humming to music]
♪ Na-na-na-na-na! ♪

1362
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,200
♪ Na-na-na-na! ♪

1363
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:55,479
[Dante humming]

1364
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:59,720
-[tyres screech]
-[Dante] Hey! What you doing?

1365
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,640
[both] What the fuck is wrong with you?

1366
01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:05,880
-You don't have a right to be angry!
-You must have seen his car!

1367
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,120
What car?

1368
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,399
The head Albanian's car was in
the car park, it wasn't there before!

1369
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,080
It was. Right?

1370
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,520
You made me a murderer.

1371
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,319
-Just so Doro prefers you, man.
-Yeah, bullshit.

1372
01:09:16,399 --> 01:09:20,120
Like you say: invest in yourself,
work for yourself and reward yourself.

1373
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:21,760
Except it's always about you!

1374
01:09:22,319 --> 01:09:23,840
Everything's always about you!

1375
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,640
The Albanians have realised
what a loser you are, knobhead.

1376
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,520
-You'll never be anyone's leader.
-Shut your face.

1377
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,920
You'd be totally fucked without me.

1378
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,680
I said shut your face.

1379
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:37,319
[grunting]

1380
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:38,920
[Buba snorts]

1381
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:45,600
[snorts]

1382
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:51,600
[angelic humming]

1383
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,040
[engine starts]

1384
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,080
[tyres screech]

1385
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:08,680
[engine revving loudly]

1386
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,560
[engine revving loudly]

1387
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:18,000
[engine revving loudly]

1388
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:19,840
[tyres screech]

1389
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,440
[groans]

1390
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,000
Oh!

1391
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:27,760
[groans]

1392
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:32,760
[Buba] Dante was a really shitty brother.

1393
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,920
But I was a really good stunt man.

1394
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,200
[Dante] I knew I couldn't rely on you!

1395
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:39,280
[Buba] Really good.

1396
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,920
[car speeds into distance]

1397
01:10:49,160 --> 01:10:50,560
[Buba sighs]

1398
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:54,600
[keys jangling]

1399
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,280
[lock turns]

1400
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:05,640
[Buba] I'd lived with the big bad wolf
my whole life without ever realising.

1401
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:10,920
And he hadn't even disguised himself
particularly well.

1402
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:17,280
[soft, intriguing music playing]

1403
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,520
Yeah, it's me.

1404
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:26,440
I just wanted to let you know… [groans]
you left your pills here.

1405
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,120
Asshole.

1406
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,440
[sighs]

1407
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:48,120
VITAMINS

1408
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:55,360
ZINC AND SELENIUM

1409
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:02,800
[dramatic music intensifies]

1410
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:05,800
[door closes]

1411
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:11,480
[Jakob gasps]

1412
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:17,560
[menacing deep voice vocalising]

1413
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:19,960
Fuck.

1414
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:28,120
[dramatic music playing]

1415
01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:32,160
DANTE IS AN ASSHOLE

1416
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:52,000
[Buba] There's only one thing worse
than believing in the wrong things,

1417
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,240
believing in the wrong people.

1418
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:57,880
But now the lies were over.

1419
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,560
CHAPTER IV
BUBA'S FAIRY TALE

1420
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:13,080
-[dreamy romantic music playing]
-[seagulls cawing]

1421
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,400
-Wow.
-[Jule chuckles]

1422
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,680
So your lip's better?

1423
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:22,960
Yeah.

1424
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:26,000
And your hand?
It was still intact yesterday.

1425
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,640
Somebody bit me.

1426
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:28,720
Seriously?

1427
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:32,360
Yeah. Dante and I stole 10 kilos of coke
from a bakery earlier,

1428
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:36,040
and, well, things didn't go
quite according to plan.

1429
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,560
My God, are you serious?

1430
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:38,560
Yeah.

1431
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:42,800
I work for an Albanian family
and the coke was for them.

1432
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,160
They're really nice, honestly.

1433
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:48,720
Look, two of my colleagues
are getting married tomorrow evening.

1434
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,560
At their headquarters.

1435
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:53,840
Well, I say headquarters,
it's a little old hotel.

1436
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,680
It's actually quite cosy, and…

1437
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:59,320
Yeah, I wanted to ask
whether you might like to go with me.

1438
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,160
And you can meet them all.

1439
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:04,600
But maybe we should go in, huh?

1440
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:06,960
What is it?

1441
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,840
All right, the… the Albanians,
they're not what you think at all.

1442
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:16,120
They're… they're not even Albanian.
They just eat cake all the time.

1443
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:18,360
No. They're never what you think.

1444
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,720
-[Buba sighs]
-Then you wake up one day,

1445
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,800
your husband's dead
and his head is in the garden.

1446
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,160
[Buba chuckles]

1447
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,280
I don't have time
for men like that anymore.

1448
01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:29,880
-Your husband was in the mafia?
-Please, can you go now?

1449
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:33,160
No, no, wait. The good thing is
I don't have to work for them anymore.

1450
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:36,160
I-I don't have to do anything
I don't want to anymore.

1451
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:37,640
I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

1452
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:38,760
What?

1453
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:41,280
She didn't know she was eating
her own grandmother.

1454
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:45,200
Because the wolf in disguise
told her it was just normal meat.

1455
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,080
Well, like a schnitzel or something.

1456
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:48,960
She had no choice.

1457
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:51,240
She had to eat what was given to her.

1458
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,760
What's this got to do
with you working for the mafia, then?

1459
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:56,920
But I'm not. I-I didn't have to…

1460
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,720
Okay, maybe the Little Red Riding hood
is overcomplicating--

1461
01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:00,760
Bye, Jakob.

1462
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:04,440
Seriously?

1463
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,440
[Buba snorts]

1464
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:12,040
See you.

1465
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:22,760
[melancholic music playing]

1466
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:29,320
[applause on TV]

1467
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,520
[presenter talks on TV]

1468
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:38,280
Leonardo DiCaprio. The Revenant.

1469
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:42,200
[cheering and applause on TV]

1470
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,680
And the Oscar goes to…

1471
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:50,920
Leonardo DiCaprio!

1472
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,200
[raucous cheering and applause on TV]

1473
01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:03,160
[dramatic music building]

1474
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:05,760
[loud bang, glass smashes]

1475
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,320
OTTO SPERM

1476
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,560
[Buba] So, who's king of the world now?

1477
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:34,640
[sighs] Yeah, still DiCaprio.

1478
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:38,720
[horse whinnying]

1479
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,280
[Yeta] To the newlyweds! Gëzuar!

1480
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:43,840
[all] Gëzuar!

1481
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:45,040
Gëzuar.

1482
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:49,160
Doro, I have to tell you something.

1483
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:50,080
I fucked up.

1484
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,320
[Yeta] To Ili and Abnor!

1485
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:54,000
-Gëzuar!
-[all] Gëzuar!

1486
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,120
Gëzuar.

1487
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:59,360
Well, it all started when I ran
into this woman from my past.

1488
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,680
[Yeta] And to love! Gëzuar!

1489
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,760
Gëzuar!

1490
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,440
Look, I never wanted to hurt anyone,

1491
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,280
but now I've got blood on my hands.

1492
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,800
Let's discuss this tomorrow in peace.

1493
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:16,520
A chicken can only dream
of the things a fox has to do.

1494
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:20,120
-Gëzuar!
-[all] Gëzuar!

1495
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:21,280
Gëzuar.

1496
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,960
[traditional folk music playing]

1497
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:37,160
Are you sure that this music is Albanian?

1498
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:39,960
It… it sounds a bit Greek, doesn't it?

1499
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:41,760
I have no clue.

1500
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:42,880
[she laughs]

1501
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,880
Yeah, it's good to have
a real Albanian around. Laura.

1502
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:55,560
[phone chimes]

1503
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,760
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU

1504
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,400
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, BABE

1505
01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:13,360
[upbeat folk music playing]

1506
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:16,040
Woo! Woo-hoo!

1507
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,200
-[cheering]
-[whistles blowing]

1508
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:24,200
[Buba] And at that moment, I realised

1509
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,640
you can choose your family.

1510
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,680
[cheering]

1511
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:32,800
[Jule] Maxine.

1512
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:37,880
Fuck!

1513
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:39,560
[engine starts]

1514
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:43,120
[engine revs loudly]

1515
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:46,080
[cheering]

1516
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:48,600
[music stops abruptly]

1517
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:51,280
[indistinct confused chatter]

1518
01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:59,200
[menacing deep voice vocalising]

1519
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:01,680
Happy wedding day, everybody!

1520
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:08,720
What a beautiful couple.

1521
01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:13,400
Abnor, Ilib, to you.

1522
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,400
Gëzuar!

1523
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,360
I've also…

1524
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,080
brought something for you.

1525
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:25,720
Lights off.

1526
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:28,760
Lights on.

1527
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,280
On, lights. On.

1528
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,600
[all gasping]

1529
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:34,840
[woman] Oh!

1530
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:42,720
[microphone feedback screeching]

1531
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,880
[Dante] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

1532
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:48,920
"The colder the winter,
the warmer the spring."

1533
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,760
"The deeper the sorrow,

1534
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,120
the more our hearts sing."

1535
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:59,040
That was a quote from
the wonderful Disney film Bambi 2.

1536
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:02,720
Like Bambi, both Jakob and I…

1537
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:06,040
also had to get by without a mother
from a very early age.

1538
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:08,320
Without a family, completely on our own.

1539
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,800
But then you came along.

1540
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:14,840
You know,
when I look at you like this, uh…

1541
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:16,200
I feel…

1542
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,400
so much…

1543
01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:21,880
love.

1544
01:20:23,440 --> 01:20:24,560
Okay.

1545
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:26,360
Maybe not right now, exactly.

1546
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:30,520
There's a rift in this family.

1547
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,160
Brothers are fighting against brothers.

1548
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:36,400
But we are all Albanians.

1549
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:39,000
I couldn't just stand idly by and watch

1550
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:41,000
Doro drive us further and further apart.

1551
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,160
-And as for killing John…
-[woman] What?

1552
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:46,720
Please! That couldn't be
further from who we are!

1553
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,800
What on earth are you saying?

1554
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:52,480
It's time that
this childish conflict ended.

1555
01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:54,600
Like Bambi,

1556
01:20:55,440 --> 01:20:57,760
all of us have to grow up too fast.

1557
01:20:57,840 --> 01:20:59,760
And you know what Bambi became?

1558
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:01,640
The king of the forest.

1559
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:05,200
But for that to happen,
his mother had to die.

1560
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:08,440
[people gasping]

1561
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:11,080
[Alex] Babe!

1562
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:13,680
Maxine! Mwah!

1563
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:16,720
I'm so glad that you called. Yeah.

1564
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:17,960
Thanks for coming.

1565
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,360
I've so much to tell you.

1566
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:22,640
A few weeks ago, I discovered this
American guy's YouTube channel,

1567
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:25,680
and, honestly, my mind completely blew.

1568
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,400
And, hey, did you know you can
just imagine anything you want

1569
01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:29,800
and then it becomes a reality?

1570
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,480
-It's called manifestation. That's why--
-[man] Hey, Alex.

1571
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,000
And where exactly is
this whole load of coke, then?

1572
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:36,880
Uh… Who's he?

1573
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:39,520
That's a colleague of mine.

1574
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:43,000
-There's three of them, Alex.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1575
01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,720
-It's a four-seater.
-So what?

1576
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,480
So, where am I going to sit,
in the fucking boot?

1577
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:54,280
-[laughs] No, Leonie's going in the boot.
-What?

1578
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:58,160
You know what,
I am so happy to see you, Maxine.

1579
01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:01,480
But I also promised my father
that I would bring him the drugs.

1580
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:05,000
You know how he is, he really needs to see
that it was worth promoting me.

1581
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,800
Oh, Maxine. I'm so happy to see you.

1582
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,040
Mmm.

1583
01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:13,440
[Alex clicks teeth, sighs]

1584
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:17,120
-See you, bye.
-What?

1585
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,960
Jakob and I are really doing this
for all of you.

1586
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:23,160
So, any last words, Doro?

1587
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,120
I didn't know about any of this.

1588
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:27,400
[doors crash open]

1589
01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,440
-[people screaming]
-[Buba] Maxine?

1590
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,600
Good evening. All good?

1591
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:36,920
Okay, which one of you yokels
is in charge of the drugs, then?

1592
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:38,640
[man 2] Well, the cocaine is ours.

1593
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:39,960
But they've still got it.

1594
01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:42,840
No, that's not true. He's lying.

1595
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:44,320
-You're lying.
-You're lying!

1596
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,280
-You're lying.
-No, you're lying!

1597
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,400
-You're lying!
-[woman screams]

1598
01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:51,120
[man yells in pain]

1599
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:54,360
[Alex] Could you please not drag me
into your personal shit?

1600
01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:57,120
I think that it's
emotionally abusive of you.

1601
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,040
-[Buba snorts]
-So…

1602
01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:00,480
[screaming]

1603
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:04,080
[people whimpering]

1604
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,440
Alex, what the fuck are you doing?
You can't just shoot people!

1605
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:10,920
Babe, let me decide that for myself.

1606
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,360
I do this for a living, yeah? Okay?

1607
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:15,320
-[Max] Fuck you, Alex.
-[Alex groans]

1608
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:18,920
[speaking Albanian]

1609
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,560
[Alex sighs] Can we talk
about this later, please? Babe?

1610
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,520
Hmm? Okay.

1611
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:24,880
Right, how should we do this?

1612
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:27,280
Am I gonna have to shoot
someone else as well, huh?

1613
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:31,560
[Buba snorts, sniffs]

1614
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:33,040
I've got the coke.

1615
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:35,960
Ah, finally! Thank you.
Come on then, give it to me.

1616
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:36,880
Yeah, I will.

1617
01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:38,960
But you have to let everyone here leave,

1618
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,440
everyone except him, he stays here.

1619
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:44,760
[Alex scoffs]

1620
01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:58,720
[keys playing]

1621
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:02,240
I just find it really, really difficult

1622
01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:05,360
when someone I don't respect at all
shouts orders at me, yeah?

1623
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:08,040
As a person. You know what I mean, right?

1624
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:10,480
-It triggers you.
-Yes, it triggers me!

1625
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:12,840
[Jule] Good evening.

1626
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,800
Hey, there. Hi.

1627
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:17,520
Dobra večer.

1628
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:20,480
Jule. Dobra večer.

1629
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:22,120
Uh, I won't keep you long.

1630
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:24,680
Um, I suggest that you

1631
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:28,800
squeeze yourselves back
into that very ugly car out there.

1632
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:30,480
And on the way out,

1633
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,400
you're going to delete
my daughter's number.

1634
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:33,520
[speaks Albanian]

1635
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:37,440
[speaking Albanian]

1636
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:41,920
Can't you just do what he says?
This is taking a lot longer than--

1637
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:43,720
[yells]

1638
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,920
[speaking Albanian]

1639
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:50,440
-I'll explain later, yeah?
-Uh, cool.

1640
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:57,360
[soft piano music playing]

1641
01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,520
[Buba] Yeah, okay, maybe I lied to you.

1642
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:04,520
But she lied to me much more.

1643
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:08,040
For example, she'd only been doing
the tattoo thing for a short while.

1644
01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:11,520
For years before that, she'd been
Alex's dad's favourite assassin.

1645
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:12,960
But then he killed her husband,

1646
01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:15,680
and Yule decided to spend
more time with Maxine

1647
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:18,160
and less time on contract killings.

1648
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:21,440
But killing is probably the same
as riding a bike.

1649
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:25,640
When I think about it, I prefer the soppy
version of Little Red Riding Hood.

1650
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:28,880
I mean, the one where Little Red
Riding Hood kills the wolf in the end,

1651
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,680
because he bloody well deserved it.

1652
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,000
-[Jule] Come on, let's go.
-[Max] I'm sorry, Mum.

1653
01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,160
[Jule] I'm not doing that again.
Here, take this.

1654
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:44,120
[dog barking in distance]

1655
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:48,520
Listen. When Alex's father
finds out what happened,

1656
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:51,000
things are gonna get even worse
round here. Tell your lot.

1657
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:52,760
Yeah, they know that already.

1658
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:55,520
I'll give you some space.

1659
01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,120
[Jule] Well, then…

1660
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:01,000
[Jule sighs]

1661
01:26:01,520 --> 01:26:04,080
Probably time
for a change of scenery again.

1662
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:05,120
Yay!

1663
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,240
There almost could have been
something between us.

1664
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:10,560
I'm sorry I wasn't 100% honest
about my job.

1665
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:11,560
Ex-job.

1666
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:16,480
And also that my daughter
put the Bratva on to you guys.

1667
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,160
I'd say that we're even.

1668
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:21,600
[Jule sighs]

1669
01:26:22,200 --> 01:26:23,600
Tell me, Jule,

1670
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:28,040
could you, d'you think, imagine us
both meeting again? I mean…

1671
01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:29,640
seriously?

1672
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:32,280
-[Dante] What a crock of shit!
-[Buba groans]

1673
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:34,040
-[Dante] Right, Jakob?
-Piss off!

1674
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:36,320
Ah! Ooh!

1675
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:39,400
And you must be the lady

1676
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:42,280
who my brother did all of this shit for.

1677
01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:43,560
That right?

1678
01:26:47,440 --> 01:26:52,160
You knew that everything Grandma
ever told us was totally shit!

1679
01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:55,400
-What are you saying?
-I found your vitamin C tablets.

1680
01:26:55,480 --> 01:26:56,440
[snorts]

1681
01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:00,960
It's not my fault that you were so intent
on buying that total rubbish

1682
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,680
about fucking guilt!

1683
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:04,720
The accent too, yeah?

1684
01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:07,440
[both grunting]

1685
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,800
[both grunting]

1686
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:12,040
-[Buba yells]
-[Dante groans]

1687
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:13,760
[Buba pants]

1688
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,160
He's lied to me and used me

1689
01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:20,200
my entire life. Like a parasite!

1690
01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:21,480
I-I, uh…

1691
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:24,200
He hasn't done anything good
his whole life.

1692
01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:25,360
He is vermin.

1693
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:26,800
A shit!

1694
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:28,920
I don't want to hear any of this.

1695
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:32,720
Oh, no. For fuck's sake, guys.

1696
01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:35,600
You really think it was
always easy for me?

1697
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:38,280
Hmm?

1698
01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:43,040
I've never had luck like you.

1699
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,440
What do you mean, luck?

1700
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:49,800
All of the stupid shit you've done
over the last few years.

1701
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:55,880
Have you ever, ever hurt yourself,
actually? Have you? Hmm?

1702
01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:58,800
And no matter where you go,
everyone always likes you

1703
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:01,440
straight away, from the get-go.

1704
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:04,320
Even though I'm better looking.

1705
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:08,520
And the accident back then…

1706
01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:10,320
What about it?

1707
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,760
What do you think would have happened

1708
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:18,800
if you hadn't secretly gone off to go
dancing with DiCaprio back then, eh?

1709
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:24,080
You've always been the one
with all the sodding luck.

1710
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:26,880
And me? I've had to spend
the last 36 years

1711
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:28,800
pretending to be American, shit.

1712
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:30,320
Do you know how annoying that is?

1713
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,280
Eating wafers every single day.

1714
01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:35,640
The doctors told me I've got diabetes.

1715
01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:39,560
What the fuck am I meant to do
with that, eh?

1716
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:41,920
Careful with that thing. It's not a toy.

1717
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:42,960
No.

1718
01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:46,600
We're going back home together
and we'll talk it out.

1719
01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:48,360
Just the Ottos!

1720
01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:51,720
Just you and me!

1721
01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:56,600
[nostalgic music playing]

1722
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:57,800
[snorts]

1723
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:02,520
[tuts]

1724
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:08,720
Thanks. Thanks for doing that for me.

1725
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,080
No, you can keep it.

1726
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:13,200
Nice arse, by the way.

1727
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,480
I had fun as well.

1728
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:17,520
Right, then.

1729
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:22,400
[romantic music playing]

1730
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:37,720
[engine starts]

1731
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,680
[tyres screech]

1732
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:43,840
[upbeat music playing]

1733
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:48,440
[Buba] Okay, now back to your question
about whether I'm a happy person.

1734
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:50,880
Definitely. And do you know why?

1735
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:52,880
Because from that day onwards,

1736
01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:55,080
I've only ever done what I wanted to do

1737
01:29:55,160 --> 01:29:56,480
with people I liked.

1738
01:29:56,560 --> 01:29:59,360
Pretty normal, you know, laid back.

1739
01:29:59,440 --> 01:30:00,600
[snorts]

1740
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:03,640
THE END

1741
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,080
[Buba] How's it go in fairy tales, again?

1742
01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:08,720
And I lived happily ever after.

1743
01:30:08,800 --> 01:30:10,560
Ah. Oh, right.

1744
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:12,680
You come here with this stupid garden n--

1745
01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:16,480
[Buba] Yeah, I forgot about that
for a moment.

1746
01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:20,040
Only Disney has happy endings,

1747
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:22,160
you pricks.

1748
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:23,160
We're going.

1749
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:25,840
-Wait a second.
-We're leaving!

1750
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:31,080
[Dan] Ah, shit!
I think I've got brains on my shoe.

1751
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:34,480
[Moritz] Lenny, where on earth
did you get that gun?

1752
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:37,680
[Lenny] From that 3D printer at school.

1753
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:40,160
You have to defend yourself
when you're a drug dealer.

1754
01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:43,440
[Dan] Fuck, fuck! Moritz,
have you done your Maths?

1755
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:48,360
[upbeat rock music playing]

1756
01:31:13,480 --> 01:31:15,320
[toilet flushes]

1757
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:18,680
All right?

1758
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:20,760
[chuckling]

1759
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:28,400
[Abnor and Ili chuckling]

1760
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,720
[they sigh]

1761
01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:35,480
[Abnor] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

1762
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:42,360
Subtitle translation
by Larisa Villar Hauser