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哗 搞什么？

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密码

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你想知新那个还是旧那个？

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要旧那个干什么？

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可能你想留个纪念呢？

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你心虚

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公平点 还有很多可能性的

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例如呢？

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例如

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我想向你求婚

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把整个计划写了进去

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不想给你知道

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真的吗？

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不是

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举个例子

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要 讲

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不讲

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讲

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不讲呀

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一定要讲呀

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不讲呀

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为什么？心虚啊？

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-我的剑卖四千多元的
-讲啊 不讲啊

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-拿把便宜的
-讲 那我讲

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-不会伤人的给她吧
-你讲我又不想听

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你不讲对吗？

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我自己猜

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你何苦呢？

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我改回你生日了

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密码不对

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十月五对嘛？

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十月二十五呀 王八蛋

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你改了自己生日吗？

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为什么你加了八个

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Double May 的呢？

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什么May呀？

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我没听过 什么来的？

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你根本就喜欢胸大的

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我从来都不喜欢胸大的

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那你喜不喜欢我呀？

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吓？

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（口型：喜欢）

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当然喜欢啦

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那就是我的胸不够大？

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为什么全都是小美眉来的？

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你根本就喜欢年轻的

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我根本就不喜欢年轻的

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那你喜不喜欢我？

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（口型：别回答）

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如果我说我不喜欢会怎样？

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你不喜欢我？

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不是 当然喜欢

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那就是我不年轻了

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哗

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我人又老

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胸又小

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难怪你不愿意跟我结婚了

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你多久

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没存过钱到我们那个联名户口了？

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那些钱去哪里了？

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我帮电竞队订了这件队服

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很贵的

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不是给路人甲拿去当睡衣穿的

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路人甲？

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那 队员才是主角嘛

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其他人就是路人甲啰

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还有那些钱呢？

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这玩意

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四万多的

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哗 四万多的？

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臭小子

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我新买的

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千万别弄花

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喂 喂喂 喂 喂

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冷静点 冷静点

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给我一个理由

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这部机子在升值

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所以呢？

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卖出去值四万五的

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所以呢？

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一地玻璃碎

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还不是你来扫？

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陈熹

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你答应给我一个家的

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其实你现在隔两天就过来下厨煮饭

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我们又可以坐在沙发上看电视

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其实都很有家的感觉了

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你就当作是家吧

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我当了十二年了

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我当你大爷

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我们分手

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我们分手吧

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你别想

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又可以再哄我回来

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你还等什么？ 快追

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喂呀

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记得关火

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煲著汤

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臭小子

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我差点损失好几万了

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我说买了东西

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她还会相信我挣到钱

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我说没有

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她就逼我换工作的了

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你打著一份工

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换另一份工作

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这样才叫换工作

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你怎么做都没钱收的

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叫做义工

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你呀

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做到全家要贴钱

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不如辞工

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是迈向成功

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我是电竞运动员

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我之后赢了这个比赛

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就会有第一个一百万的了

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其实呢

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「幸福最大的障碍

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就是对未来

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有太大的期待」

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又是《心灵鸡汤》那些书啊？

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你别再拖了

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-你结婚吧
-吓？

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我出钱

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你们摆酒

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你结了婚

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你就知道什么叫分寸

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我反对

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他都不反对你反对干嘛？

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太傻了

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为什么？

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不是啊

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那我又想反对一下你的反对

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吓？

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要我马上结婚可以

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不过要等价交换

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卖了这里

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套现一千几百万出来

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我现在的电竞队

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正值如日方中

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是穷而已

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如果有几百万注资进来

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再加上香港冠军这个名衔

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那我们就可以成为香港电竞界的

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祖云达斯

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甚至是复仇者联盟

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我的房间

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冬凉夏暖

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楼上派对房

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整天在唱歌唱到跑调

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我们搬进来十几年了

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整个客厅还有那股叉烧味

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我说最后一遍

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这个是尊重老妈的遗愿

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家在 炉在

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老爸在

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永远都不会卖的

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我上班啦

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记住

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我今晚订了餐吃火锅的

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你跟二哥学一下

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这就叫有分寸 让我放心

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他自己生日

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会亲自订好自己的生日饭

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还是有阴谋啊？

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哪有？ 神经病

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大哥

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吃饭前你在家吗？

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在

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我今天早下班

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回来找你聊几句

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好

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陈鸿先生

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大厦入口是不是那个红色的闸？

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它 藏起来了

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大闸又怎么会藏起来呢？真是的

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不会说广东话说国语不行吗？

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那道门是后门

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你过了那道后门

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一路走 走到路口右拐

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大大的那一道 才是大门

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这个是《台湾小喵在香港》那个小喵？

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是呀 怎么了？

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很红的？

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男粉丝追看到虚脱了

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大姐 你坐电梯吗？

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如果可以找到她做我们啦啦队队长

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那我们就可以有广告收入

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再加上香港冠军这个名衔

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你不要搞我的模特了

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嗨

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进来吧

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你就是一个人叮铃铛隆这样来的？

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你可以说广东话

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我听得懂

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那就最好了

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你化好了妆没有？

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吓？

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你化了妆没有？

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哦 补回一点点就好了

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换衣服 那边

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你别再糟蹋二哥的西装了

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他当宝贝的

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这套我觉得我驾驭到的

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你别捣乱了

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得了

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嗨

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空调有点冷

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先穿上这外套吧

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你真的穿得很好看

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不好意思

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我是他同事来的

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叫阿Lung

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是烤㶶的㶶吗？

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英文来的

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L-U-N-G Lung

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一条龙的龙

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那

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为什么不叫Dragon？

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比较酷

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也对

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其实有没有人跟你说过

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你超像凌波丽呀？

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其实我有另一个身份的 我是一名

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电竞运动员

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-如果
-陈熹

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她穿就是凌波丽

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我穿就是路人甲

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有意思

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为什么你还不下楼哄我？

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因为忘记了

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铁证如山

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我们铁定分手了

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我应该先做哪样呀？

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应该先关火吧

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是的

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猪猪

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欸 欸

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刚回来又出去了

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快关火

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他们每天要关几次

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那边

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哗

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我可以了

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你想怎样拍？

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像这些一样

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好舒服的 好优雅的

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好性感的 这样

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没问题

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好 举高一点吧

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优雅

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再高点

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人煲合一

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很优雅的打开

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好 慢慢关

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再开 关上

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慢慢开 关上

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打开 关上

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好 另一边

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放心 要剪也只是十几根而已

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没事的

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哗

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没事的 没事没事 又松开几条了

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痛

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不痛吧 没有弄到你的神经线吧

266
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我样子好丑呀

267
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意外而已

268
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我刚刚 在外面

269
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就一直在装酷

270
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就是想让你

271
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觉得我好专业

272
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装什么？为什么装酷？

273
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其实 我是你的

274
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粉丝

275
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我好喜欢你的

276
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你以前在Yes杂志

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替Danielle Graham

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拍的那个黑白人像照

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我特别喜欢

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是真的

281
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是你让我知道

282
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人像最重要的

283
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就是眼神与气质

284
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你启发了我

285
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有那么厉害吗？

286
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你看

287
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这是

288
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Danielle Graham吗？

289
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不是 是你的

290
00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,959
「男城市惊喜」

291
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（牛头角木村拓哉）

292
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这是噩梦 当时那个模特突然不来

293
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我才临危受命的

294
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后来收到好多投诉信

295
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,439
应该也是有人写来赞的吧？

296
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,280
你不会就是台湾那个

297
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,880
四年级的猫妹妹吧？

298
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是呀 你记得？ 我

299
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哎呀

300
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哗 长大了 长大了

301
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对 我长大了

302
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,920
如果改天有机会的话

303
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我和你两个人吃饭

304
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可不可以？

305
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可以

306
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我常常去楼下茶餐厅吃沙爹牛肉面的

307
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旁边经常都没人坐

308
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,639
你弯的？

309
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小妹妹 是这样

310
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我就是 还没有准备好

311
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开始一段新的感情

312
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,440
就是「缘份这东西

313
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你太随便

314
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就是会错过

315
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但是太认真

316
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,280
就会难过」

317
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哗

318
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,240
因为 她？

319
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,159
你们分开多久了？

320
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不是很久啦

321
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,279
多久？

322
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三年

323
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好长情哦

324
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欸 什么时候回来了？

325
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,959
刚刚 漏了一份文件

326
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喂 有些事情 今晚取消

327
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先不要过来

328
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我明晚跟你解释

329
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记得

330
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收到短讯之后回我

331
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她叫什么名字？

332
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Monica

333
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她是怎样的？

334
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她是一个天使

335
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,799
三八

336
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,320
你们要把它们拿去涂鸦？

337
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,560
这堆东西也不知道哪个同事捡回来的

338
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,360
是垃圾来的

339
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,479
你才是垃圾

340
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,080
把这堆东西捡回来的同事

341
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,080
就是我

342
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,360
告诉你这些叫

343
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,920
文物 至少也有

344
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,120
三十几年历史了

345
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,960
我也三十几年历史

346
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,480
你还不是骂我垃圾？

347
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,600
什么事？

348
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,960
老板 她们

349
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,400
要拿这些文物去喷涂鸦

350
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,520
不

351
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,040
不是说把它涂成草间弥生吗？

352
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,160
是的 对的

353
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,400
吓？

354
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,920
你这几年

355
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,680
捡了这么多破烂回来

356
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,999
搞「老香港故事」系列

357
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,280
不用版权费 又有噱头

358
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,360
好的

359
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,640
但是没新意了

360
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,760
我们商场的人气

361
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,960
不可以比朗豪坊和MOKO商场少

362
00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,720
这些不就是新火花吗？

363
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,000
还可以推广香港文化呢

364
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,440
开放心态 开放 开放

365
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,480
对呀 那我打电话去谈草间弥生

366
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,080
如果套著「香港文化」四个字

367
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,120
不知会不会便宜点

368
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,040
当然是

369
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,120
抄袭不付钱算了

370
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,760
耶

371
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,520
香港文化

372
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,960
尔虞我诈 耶

373
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,560
开放心态 开放 开放

374
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,640
开你大爷 没得商量

375
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,560
如果你们坚持这样做

376
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,640
我就辞职

377
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,639
拜拜

378
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,040
大哥 大哥

379
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,799
喂 大哥

380
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,680
他俩就算不结婚

381
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,840
也应该同居

382
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:51,679
什么啊？

383
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,840
《爱情是

384
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,600
与其等他改变

385
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,000
不如鹊巢鸠占》

386
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,400
有意思

387
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,040
刚刚不是说要找你聊几句吗？

388
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,400
放轻松

389
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,999
相信我 小事

390
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,560
什么事？

391
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,440
没事

392
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,480
其实等下

393
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,720
是有事情发生的

394
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,200
什么啊？

395
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,560
你答应我

396
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,560
我打开门后

397
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,840
要冷静些 好吗？

398
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,959
什么啊？

399
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:24,840
没事

400
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,640
外卖到

401
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,200
谢谢两位三千九百五

402
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,759
三千九百五？

403
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,160
那真的冷静不了

404
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,200
五袋食物 差不多八百元一袋

405
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,040
没关系

406
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:38,920
我请客嘛

407
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,600
看来这次真的有阴谋了

408
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,280
上一次 你叫一千元外卖那次

409
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,760
是发生了些事情

410
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:45,920
什么啊？

411
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,920
你欺负了我老婆

412
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,160
什么啊？

413
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,440
你带女孩子

414
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,720
去游船河

415
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,120
把我的相机掉进海里了

416
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200
害我损失三万多呢

417
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,360
这次是什么事？

418
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,160
一场兄弟

419
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,640
《英雄本色》Mark哥

420
00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,720
一讲完这句对白

421
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,480
他就中枪死了 你小心

422
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,720
唉 你先听我说

423
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,520
你连锅底都准备好了？

424
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,480
锅底不是我弄的

425
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,640
哥 你听我讲

426
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,720
唉 到了 那么晚？

427
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,160
你何时回来的？

428
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,720
整个下午都在

429
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,760
你不是外出哄猪猪了嘛？

430
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,640
真的分手了？

431
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,720
破镜重圆了

432
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,800
锅底是你弄的？

433
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,999
可以吃了

434
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,360
好 今天我就弄了鸳鸯汤底

435
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,160
这一个麻辣汤底呢

436
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,600
我是用了四川二荆条来炒

437
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,560
先麻后辣尾甜

438
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,520
大哥你不吃辣的嘛

439
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:38,160
我就煲了这个乌鸡滋补汤给你

440
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,160
合适你的年纪

441
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:39,880
乖猪

442
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,560
你俩的爱恨风火轮越转越快

443
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,480
我们怎跟得上呢

444
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,080
能转回来就好了

445
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,360
喂 猪猪 坐下

446
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,440
有些事跟你聊

447
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,440
喂 先聊我的吧

448
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,440
先聊这件事

449
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,320
坐下 猪猪

450
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,520
其实你跟我们一家人呢

451
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,160
真的结下了不解之缘

452
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,560
你还和我们三弟

453
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,360
堕入爱河这么多年

454
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,280
根本就跟一家人没什么分别的

455
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,040
对吗？

456
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,600
我正在事业拼搏期

457
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,160
暂时不打算结婚

458
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,320
以他这样的态度

459
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,880
我逼他也没意思吧？

460
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,920
我不是叫你们结婚

461
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,360
我是诚意邀请你

462
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,640
搬进来住

463
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,440
这不太好吧

464
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,679
你什么意思啊？

465
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,760
我要尊重她的家规

466
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,120
她外婆说过

467
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:20,960
她一天不结婚

468
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,080
都不可以去男孩子家那边过夜的

469
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,320
她好像昨晚才在这儿过夜呢

470
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,280
我不是跟你讲过了？

471
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,280
别趁你外婆睡得早留在这过夜嘛

472
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,320
好了 我教训她了

473
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,040
所以我想到一个

474
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,560
表面看起来没什么分别

475
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,120
但其实有很大分别的原因给你

476
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:38,920
表面上

477
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,200
你不是来住

478
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,720
而是来这里打工

479
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,200
这样 从明天开始

480
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,600
我们三兄弟

481
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,360
合供你一份钱

482
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,120
你名正言顺搬进来

483
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,760
每天提供我们两餐

484
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,400
那是不是跟我外婆一样

485
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,440
做马姐啊？

486
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,640
不同

487
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,920
现在哪有马姐啊？

488
00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,920
别这样想

489
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,200
菲佣？

490
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,120
不同的

491
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,240
很多菲佣

492
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,280
是睡厕所的

493
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,920
你跟三弟的房间那么大

494
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,720
哦 就是

495
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,920
白天要干活

496
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,600
然后晚上要陪少爷睡的小妹？

497
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,400
不同的

498
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,840
确实有些少爷会娶小妹的

499
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,600
除了那份伙食费

500
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,920
我们再加一份家用的钱给你
觉得怎样？

501
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,000
突然这么多冲击

502
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,120
好乱呀

503
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,640
不如交给你们三兄弟投票决定吧

504
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,879
赞成的举手

505
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,440
我反对

506
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,600
你们打乱了我的计划了

507
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,680
难道你有计划的吗？

508
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,440
这么有趣？

509
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,240
一直都有

510
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,400
不然怎么做香港冠军呀？

511
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,560
二弟？

512
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,480
我赞成

513
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,280
家里有点人气总归是好事来的

514
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,680
能有住家饭吃

515
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,920
真是健康无价

516
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,360
欢迎你

517
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,680
以后当自己家一样就可以了

518
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,560
多谢

519
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,960
恭喜你 猪猪

520
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,520
那以后你们三个的健康就包在我身上了

521
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,760
哦 他们两个而已

522
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,320
我马上

523
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,320
会搬出去跟女朋友住

524
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,280
吓？

525
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,480
你谈恋爱了吗？

526
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,480
现在不就告诉你们了？

527
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,360
你不是在存钱买房吗？

528
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,240
那你搬出去不就浪费租金吗？

529
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,240
我搬去她那儿住嘛

530
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,960
那不就花女人的钱吗？

531
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,120
我会交租给她的嘛

532
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,480
那不就浪费租金吗？

533
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,520
那你想我怎么办？

534
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,920
唉 你大方点

535
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,960
我每次有女朋友

536
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,240
我都会立刻带她回来跟你们吃饭的

537
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,480
每次有女朋友？

538
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,400
你十几年就带过一个回来而已

539
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,280
哪个？

540
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,319
他上次失恋伤心到割大腿那个嘛

541
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,760
你没事吧？

542
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,720
我没事

543
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,040
嗨

544
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,280
嗨

545
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,920
好久没见了

546
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,120
是呀

547
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,680
三年了

548
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,320
是吗？

549
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,040
我没算呢

550
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,440
你 为什么突然出现的？

551
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,720
我见门没锁的

552
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,320
就自己走进来咯

553
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,160
你找我找得这么突然？

554
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,919
我不是来找你

555
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,279
我找他

556
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:24,960
大哥

557
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,320
她就是我女朋友

558
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,000
搞什么？

559
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,079
愚人节吗？

560
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,159
我真是他女朋友

561
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,560
关火

562
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,520
这火真的不知怎么关了

563
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,080
我公司大半年前

564
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,640
刚巧接了他们的项目

565
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,080
重逢后又有些交流

566
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,759
再之后就发展了

567
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,080
我们一起半年的了

568
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,400
我刚刚想讲的

569
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,439
其实是这件事

570
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,200
大哥

571
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,919
大哥 你可以吗？

572
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,800
你不是说一早跟他说了

573
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,920
说他接受的吗？

574
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,880
我工作压力已经很大的了

575
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,600
我在想

576
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,080
这顿饭之前讲都算是一早嘛

577
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,800
而我以为他能接受的

578
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,760
凭什么你觉得有一丁点机会

579
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,640
他能接受呢？

580
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,840
你是完全不了解你大哥的

581
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,960
Josephine 你们认识的

582
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,200
嗨 还是我

583
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,520
是呀 蛮好的

584
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,800
咦？你瘦了漂亮了

585
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,840
是呀

586
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,560
对啦 吃饭了吗？

587
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,400
一起吃吧

588
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,320
我本来就是过来吃饭的

589
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,360
你怎么不说

590
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,640
我发了短讯给你

591
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,760
叫你别来的嘛

592
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,360
哪有？

593
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,680
有哦

594
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,319
恭喜呀

595
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,280
对不起

596
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,760
其实一开始

597
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,440
我对Bernard也有些保留的

598
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,440
但后来我觉得

599
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,520
如果不放下过去

600
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,439
又怎样迎接更好的未来呢？

601
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,920
什么过去？

602
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,880
我们谈过恋爱那回事？

603
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,119
我自己都不记得

604
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,760
把你交给我的二弟

605
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,200
大哥最开心

606
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,719
你生日

607
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,960
又谈恋爱

608
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,680
双喜临门

609
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,999
庆祝一下 来

610
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,720
开心

611
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,440
吃饭

612
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,480
好 来 吃饭吃饭

613
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,600
来 坐

614
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,760
欸 帮手嘛

615
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,920
来

616
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,480
谢谢

617
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,959
坐吧 坐吧

618
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,919
吃饭 吃饭 吃饭

619
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,000
哦 明白了

620
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,160
刚才说要搬出去 是因为我 对不对？

621
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,760
干什么？你当我小学生啊？

622
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,800
我们想多相处而已

623
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,640
你住这也可以继续相处的

624
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,160
你看他们多如胶似漆

625
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,400
对啊

626
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,560
黏在一起也挺温馨的

627
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,920
不如这样

628
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,120
既然你们那么想相处多一些

629
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,719
我诚邀你搬来一起住

630
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,440
好呀

631
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,320
大哥是非常欢迎的

632
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,080
不太好

633
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:55,959
多好啊

634
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,880
一家人坦荡荡嘛

635
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,840
连这也介意

636
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,040
就真的是小学生啦 对吧大哥？

637
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,160
那当然

638
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,480
这里有地方

639
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,959
多一个人住没分别的

640
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,520
你还住在那间㓥房？

641
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,600
是呀

642
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,600
那边哪里够两个人住？

643
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,560
床那么小

644
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,160
我那时每次睡完都腰痛半天

645
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,280
其实如果大家不介意

646
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,400
我真的可以搬过来

647
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,240
你昨天明明不是这样说的哦？

648
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,800
我今天又觉得可以这样说

649
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,520
开放心态

650
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,120
但我比较喜欢去你那边住

651
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,320
那她搬过来住

652
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,799
你搬去她那边住就成了

653
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,800
但你们真的不介意

654
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,960
我真的有好多东西搬过来的

655
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,119
再多都放得下

656
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,760
好哦

657
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,280
不好吧 我真觉得

658
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,240
我有个提议

659
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,120
不如让你们三兄弟投票决定吧

660
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,560
赞成的举手

661
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,560
我反对

662
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,040
我赞成

663
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,680
家里有点人气总归是好事

664
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,240
能一家团聚 真是亲情无价

665
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,440
恭喜

666
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:11,960
谢谢

667
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,200
把这里当成自己家就好

668
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,680
在这里住还有她包餐呢

669
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,240
二哥会出你那份钱

670
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,120
是吗？

671
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,480
几点开饭？

672
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,400
八点

673
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,440
可不可以多煮点？

674
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,560
第二天带饭

675
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,519
可以

676
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,720
对不起 大哥

677
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,040
迟了告诉你

678
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,640
傻瓜

679
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,640
没事

680
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,120
好

681
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,880
是有事

682
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,320
但是大哥会把它变成没事

683
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,160
我知道很老土

684
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,200
行啦 不用说了

685
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,640
一场兄弟

686
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,000
这句对白说完会死哦

687
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,079
信大哥得永生

688
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,480
大哥作主

689
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,719
都扛得住

690
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,519
轻点

691
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,280
绝版的

692
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,520
不是鹊巢鸠占

693
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,280
是军事政变

694
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,120
好贵的

695
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,000
猪猪

696
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,920
原来你有那么多东西的

697
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,600
全部厨具都是新买的

698
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,200
你不是失业的吗？

699
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,400
那成本这东西

700
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,000
当然算到你们这群客户头上

701
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:04,280
哗哗哗

702
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,559
猪猪

703
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,000
你在这开酒楼吗？

704
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,720
不是我的

705
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,480
放哪儿呀？

706
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,600
不用问都知道是谁的了

707
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,120
过来看看是否够位放 来

708
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:17,880
给你 谢谢

709
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,720
谢谢

710
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,639
喂 没问题 找你

711
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,960
喂

712
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,240
喂 大哥

713
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:26,920
是

714
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:27,680
Monica搬家的东西

715
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,880
一会送过来

716
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,160
她说还有一堆招牌和一对大龙凤

717
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,080
那两只神兽

718
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,640
已经降临在我们的凡间了

719
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,280
还有

720
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,080
我订了一张新的双人床

721
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,360
你等下可不可以帮我收货？

722
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,360
行

723
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,520
谢谢 大哥

724
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,960
旧床还要不要？

725
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,639
送去堆填区吧 谢谢

726
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,320
快点 抄牌了

727
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,600
兄弟 那新床呢

728
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,960
还没安装的？

729
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,439
不包安装的

730
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,200
不得了啦

731
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,640
连床都帮他们装好？

732
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,840
嗯

733
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,520
大哥 我为你骄傲

734
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,360
嗯

735
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,280
嗯

736
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,600
我的天啦

737
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,879
连床都帮他们装好

738
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,480
嗯

739
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,560
嗯

740
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,840
没想到啦

741
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,200
我都是有底线的

742
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,960
我是说想不到我的东西真的这么碍事

743
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600
我是否过了你的底线了？

744
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,480
不是 不是 不是

745
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,839
底线永远都可以有更底的

746
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,760
你知道我的老板破坏它们吗？

747
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,080
所以我现在像《舒特拉的名单》那样

748
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,520
一个一个救它们出来

749
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,840
你好像比以前还

750
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,040
情绪化了对吗？

751
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,000
医生说是压力来的

752
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,959
我上班 还要兼读博士生

753
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,160
加上对世界的不满

754
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,120
只要一受刺激

755
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,920
我就会 失控

756
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,559
例如是什么？

757
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,720
例如 有些人不珍惜文明

758
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,080
什么都当成垃圾

759
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,880
什么都随便扔掉的

760
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,600
那就对了

761
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,560
二弟换了张新床给你

762
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,600
让你睡得舒服

763
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,680
减减压

764
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,639
旧那张呢？

765
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
送去堆填区了？

766
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,360
老人院

767
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,440
我亲自送过去的

768
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,880
其实我说了搬旧的那张过来不就得了

769
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,880
不用买的

770
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,160
不行

771
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,559
你那张床 我那时多晃几下

772
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,600
这张图是错的喔

773
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,680
不是吧

774
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,599
你看一下

775
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,600
没关系

776
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,280
没图没压力

777
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,840
轻松安装

778
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,679
都是四方框那样

779
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,920
这东西那么丑你还留住？

780
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,280
为什么会藏到这里来的？

781
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,800
我最讨厌这东西的了

782
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,520
无缘无故要我扮成工厂妹

783
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,400
那么丑

784
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,960
公司都是觉得你漂亮

785
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,439
才找你出镜的嘛

786
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,680
你这几年有谈恋爱吗？

787
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,760
没有

788
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,160
没有固定的

789
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,440
太多选择 眼花撩乱

790
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,560
你知道我的了

791
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,440
怎样都要暧昧上一年半载

792
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,080
才会出手的

793
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,400
不过呢 现在有个女孩子

794
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,479
差不多暧昧完

795
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,160
时机成熟

796
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,840
带回家 给你看一下

797
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,799
好呀

798
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,040
宝贝猪

799
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,360
好了好了

800
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,000
让我来

801
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,440
喂 你干什么？

802
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,680
我这些便宜货来的

803
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,160
挂在客厅就可以

804
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,840
咦？新床来的？

805
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,880
是呀

806
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,360
我今天跟你大哥装的

807
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,680
你俩装的？

808
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,240
嗯 你知不知道

809
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,160
你大哥感情有着落了

810
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,320
我们不用担心了

811
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,480
他有着落了？

812
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,120
嗯

813
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,280
开饭了

814
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:40,960
哦

815
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,440
吃饭

816
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,360
哗 西洋菜街噢

817
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,440
哗 真的像西洋菜街一样

818
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,760
你大哥说全挂上去的

819
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,560
挺好看的

820
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,680
嗯 坐

821
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,080
哗 又是扣肉又是猪脚

822
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,200
地盘放饭吗？

823
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,600
来 我去开支啤酒来

824
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,520
你女朋友外表是文青界

825
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,840
内里是民工界

826
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,800
这么巧煮了她爱吃的？

827
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,200
大哥有讲过想我煮些什么的

828
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,040
来了

829
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,520
看这猪肉多肥美

830
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,520
大哥还没回来

831
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,480
要不要等他？

832
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,080
说了准时八点开饭的嘛

833
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:19,919
吃吧

834
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,800
对啊 那我先吃了

835
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,880
吃饭

836
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,280
他回来了

837
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:28,640
小心

838
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,800
喵喵 没事嘛？

839
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,480
没事没事

840
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,880
你的腿没擦伤吧？

841
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,279
没事吧

842
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,240
我来介绍

843
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,760
我女朋友

844
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,080
我叫阿喵

845
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,919
猪猪

846
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,840
让位

847
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,799
让位

848
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,520
喵喵

849
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,840
我去盛饭饭

850
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,960
你先坐坐

851
00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,759
好

852
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,440
我想我猜到你们谁是谁

853
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,400
你是我见过的三弟阿Lung

854
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,760
你是三弟女朋友Josephine

855
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,520
嗨

856
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,360
那

857
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,360
你就是二弟陈礼

858
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,520
你是二弟女朋友Monica

859
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,360
嗨

860
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,440
你是否就是网上那位

861
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,080
（日文）是 多谢大家多多支持

862
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,280
亲一个 好耶

863
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,959
亲一个 好耶

864
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,200
好耶

865
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,320
为什么你会和我大哥

866
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,280
「相信的就是命运

867
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,360
不信的就是缘份」

868
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,480
他真的好有文采

869
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,159
好一个天真的Double May

870
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,760
什么是 Double May？

871
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,440
不知道

872
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,560
我都没听过

873
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,000
我猜Double May就是

874
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,120
两个五月 就是

875
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,120
润五月吧

876
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,360
是的

877
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,560
家常便饭 阿喵喵

878
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,720
谢谢

879
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,040
吃饭饭

880
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,800
不用说叠字吧

881
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,960
阿喵喵教我的

882
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,080
她说热恋中的人

883
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,480
时间过得慢点

884
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,080
所以平凡人听我们说话

885
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,080
会有时差

886
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,240
好像叠字

887
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,919
其实我们没有说叠字的

888
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,360
吃肠肠

889
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,440
梅菜扣肉

890
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,719
我试一下

891
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,640
好好吃

892
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:32,640
煮得好

893
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,040
为什么你只是吃了一条梅菜

894
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,720
就断定到她煮得好呢？

895
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,720
一碟梅菜扣肉

896
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,240
能够做到梅菜都有肉味

897
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,280
才流露出

898
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,600
厨师的功力

899
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,360
识货

900
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,000
煮一碟这样的肉肉

901
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,880
真的这么难难的吗 喵喵？

902
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,080
好难难的

903
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,840
你知不知道梅菜有多少沙

904
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,400
要洗多少次？

905
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,120
这块五花肉要煮完再炸

906
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,560
梅菜要炒

907
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,800
然后再一起蒸

908
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,560
你咬一口

909
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,639
可知道人家花了多少功夫？

910
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,160
你煮的？

911
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,240
你怎么知道？

912
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,160
好明显

913
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,840
你是天才小厨师来的

914
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,280
我不会煮的

915
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,760
是我以前有个男朋友

916
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,280
是酒店总厨来的

917
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,880
嗯 你这么厉害 不如

918
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,200
做烹饪网红吧

919
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,680
是不是长得好漂亮那种？

920
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,480
不一定 你这种

921
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,959
都有人喜欢的

922
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,360
现在没几个三十五岁以下的女人

923
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,360
可以做到你做到的事

924
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,800
我四十

925
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,160
没差了

926
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,840
你就加入我团队吧

927
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,680
阿喵的团队叫做喵家军

928
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,600
有好多人想进也进不去

929
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,840
你真的那么棒棒猪的？

930
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,600
哗 你是他男朋友

931
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,480
你不知道吗？

932
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,640
我们前几天才刚认识嘛

933
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,600
还有很多了解的空间的

934
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,080
前几天？

935
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,959
擦出火花就前几天

936
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,240
但事实上 我们那个炭精

937
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,480
应该蕴酿了有整整

938
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,000
二十年了

939
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,960
就是好像那些佛偈说

940
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,920
要五百次回眸

941
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,280
才换来一次擦肩

942
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,840
我们应该是

943
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,360
五十次擦肩

944
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,880
换来今天

945
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,560
初恋的第一天

946
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,960
五十次擦肩

947
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,360
那不就是五十肩吗？

948
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,240
你们擦出火花就几天

949
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,160
就那么甜蜜

950
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,560
看来随时有机会闪婚喔

951
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,719
那么刺激

952
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,160
至少多给我两个星期

953
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,320
了解了解

954
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,920
你有什么想了解呢？

955
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,080
你问我就行了

956
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,080
放心

957
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,640
我有我自己的方法去知道的

958
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,680
他们认识了几天就谈恋爱

959
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,840
有点奇怪

960
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,800
是时候让大家猜猜我弹哪首歌了 开始

961
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,520
干什么？

962
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,120
你要我换电话？

963
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,840
你知不知道那些电子垃圾

964
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,880
-正在毁灭
-冷静点好吗？

965
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,040
旧的那部不扔

966
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,720
我帮你资料备份后收起来 行吧？

967
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,640
我自己备份

968
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,880
你是否有什么秘密的片藏著

969
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,719
神经病

970
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,080
又是新电话又是新床

971
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,560
浪费金钱

972
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,920
值得的

973
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,560
这张油压床

974
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,999
床底下可以收纳的

975
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,200
床面上又可以放其他的

976
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,440
什么叫油压床呢

977
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,960
把油压安装进去之后

978
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,760
床板很容易抬起来

979
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,480
还有 就算放手也不会掉下来

980
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,640
撑住 放手

981
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720
真的？

982
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,960
真的 放手

983
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,080
真的吗？

984
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,080
真的

985
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,040
数三声放吧

986
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,639
一 二

987
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,199
三

988
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,200
宝贝猪 不用怕

989
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,360
夹住手而已

990
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,759
过来帮我抬起来

991
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,640
不怕 再来呀

992
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:28,640
抬起它

993
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,879
试试把床板也抬起来

994
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,360
搞什么？

995
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,960
你干嘛不把油压装到油压床里？

996
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,280
什么油压床呀？

997
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,320
现在什么年代了？

998
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,240
大哥陪你去医院

999
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,880
不用不用 我陪他可以了

1000
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,760
女朋友去 女朋友快点去

1001
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,360
Siri

1002
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,640
油压床

1003
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,240
低一点

1004
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,000
低一点

1005
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,400
好 你挺会的

1006
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,000
好了？

1007
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:05,920
好了

1008
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,680
我以前有个男朋友

1009
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,120
是摄影师来的

1010
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,360
你戴墨镜的样子

1011
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,999
超帅

1012
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,360
是呀

1013
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,240
每次拍照

1014
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,080
我都喜欢找些参考的

1015
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,080
有时难免参考得比较像

1016
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,080
我都知道

1017
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,400
但是我觉得没有问题

1018
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,960
因为抄得好不容易的

1019
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:31,959
真是不容易的

1020
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,840
但是有一点我想知道

1021
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,720
如果没有参考

1022
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,959
你会怎样拍？

1023
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,840
魔法师 魔法师 撑著

1024
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,840
加血 帮我加血

1025
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,200
水魔法水魔法

1026
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,760
冰魔法过去冰魔法

1027
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,280
我 动不了

1028
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,480
你中了什么招？

1029
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,680
囡魔法

1030
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,520
谁出的招？

1031
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,719
我大嫂的

1032
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,080
你大哥在房里

1033
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,520
Josephine上天台去

1034
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,440
这里

1035
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,080
剩下我们俩

1036
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,240
是呀

1037
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,040
我们可以安静地

1038
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,520
说秘密

1039
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,360
为什么找我？

1040
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,280
因为这个屋子里

1041
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,240
你最像

1042
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,759
无间道

1043
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,440
有眼光

1044
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,920
不过要等价交换

1045
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,920
你要做我们的「啦啦队队长」

1046
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,760
帮我们电竞队 涨粉

1047
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,000
你们队伍叫什么名字？

1048
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,280
邪钉横辉

1049
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,640
可以换个名字才合作吗？

1050
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,560
不行

1051
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,480
那就要先看你的表现

1052
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,800
好

1053
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,800
我们这个家族的构成简直千丝万缕

1054
00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,600
首先

1055
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,200
我老爸跟大哥的老妈

1056
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,000
生下了大哥

1057
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,560
那我们离婚吧

1058
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,640
另一方面

1059
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,280
我老妈和二哥的老爸生了二哥

1060
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,840
而我大哥和二哥

1061
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,520
一个十二岁

1062
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,200
一个三岁

1063
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,400
才成为两兄弟

1064
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,560
故事去到最后

1065
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,760
最重要的那个人

1066
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,880
我出现了

1067
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,920
你猜我是怎样来的？

1068
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
你是 你老爸

1069
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,120
和你老妈生出来的

1070
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,160
好厉害

1071
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,759
这样都给你猜到 这么复杂

1072
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,600
所以这里原本是你们爸爸的叉烧工场

1073
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,120
只是你们拿来住了

1074
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,080
对

1075
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,880
我大哥做不好叉烧

1076
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,920
我二哥又不肯做叉烧

1077
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,400
我就宁愿做块叉烧

1078
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,720
十几年前工厂结业后

1079
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,160
我们就搬进来住了

1080
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,400
外面「有福」

1081
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,840
就是你爸爸的名字？

1082
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,120
不对

1083
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,160
是我老妈的名字

1084
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,240
老妈最厉害就是拿鸡毛扫招呼儿子

1085
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,760
她还有些奇怪的规矩

1086
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,000
就是我们还未到30岁

1087
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,560
我们每晚都一定要回家

1088
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,760
一起吃晚饭

1089
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,960
大哥现在还坚持这样做

1090
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,800
可是你们都那么大了

1091
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,880
还可以这样做？

1092
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,280
不难啊

1093
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,800
大哥这么自闭

1094
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,440
二哥沉迷炒手办

1095
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,360
我又穷

1096
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,480
大哥肯请客

1097
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,880
我们当然不拒绝了

1098
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,760
那他以前那个

1099
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,840
Monica呢？

1100
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,520
他们工作认识

1101
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,320
然后姣婆遇着脂粉客那样就在一起了

1102
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,000
什么？

1103
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,400
意思是百年好合那种

1104
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,560
大哥好爱她的

1105
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,240
那个女生好像

1106
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,560
又要搞保育

1107
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,080
搞什么文化研究

1108
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,160
没时间陪他

1109
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:35,879
保育？

1110
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,960
那就跟二弟的女朋友一样？

1111
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,400
大哥那个Monica光头的

1112
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,480
六呎高

1113
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,400
吓？那

1114
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,240
为什么他喜欢我？

1115
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,360
下雨啦 要收衣服

1116
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,839
没下呀 欸

1117
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,599
光头啊？

1118
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,600
刚刚送来你那些招牌我帮你签收了

1119
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,959
硬盘呢？

1120
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,240
USB硬盘呀

1121
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,719
什么USB硬盘？

1122
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,760
那时候 那只

1123
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,240
你想看？

1124
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,800
我要你拆烂磨碎

1125
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,560
磨成粉

1126
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,960
我要这个世界没人在看到这硬盘

1127
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,640
这不就是电子垃圾？

1128
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,880
这个时候不要跟我讲这些

1129
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,600
我找找 我找找

1130
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,880
你没保管好它的吗？

1131
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,680
前阵子我翻看得比较多

1132
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,680
就不太记得放在哪里

1133
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,600
你只有一份的吧？

1134
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,800
你没拷贝对吗？

1135
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,480
没的 应该

1136
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,600
答得肯定些

1137
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,519
没的

1138
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,920
什么颜色的？

1139
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,920
红色 应该是

1140
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,440
答得肯定些呀

1141
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,200
红色

1142
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,240
快 二弟快回来了

1143
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,680
做什么 我们光明磊落 怕什么？

1144
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,280
那 如果他问我们在这里干嘛

1145
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,200
你怎回答呀？

1146
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280
找东西咯

1147
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,200
找什么？

1148
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,680
快

1149
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,880
不是说是红色的吗？

1150
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,919
先全部翻出来找找

1151
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,120
以后有什么事你先发短讯给我吧

1152
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,640
不要引起无谓的误会了

1153
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,360
也对

1154
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,120
差点忘了你最喜欢发短讯

1155
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,720
不喜欢当面讲的

1156
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,440
什么啊？

1157
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,600
没事了

1158
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,600
你想说什么啊？

1159
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,160
没事了 我原谅你了

1160
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,120
原谅什么啊？

1161
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,120
没事了

1162
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,440
你以后有什么

1163
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,360
你真的想讲的时候就发短讯给我好了

1164
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,800
看 我就说吧

1165
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,680
什么啊？

1166
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,040
没事了

1167
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,640
欸 你有什么想说就说吧

1168
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,480
你连分手

1169
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,800
都是发讯息这件事

1170
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,080
就不用我再提了

1171
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,440
用短讯分手那个

1172
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,520
是你

1173
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,160
是你

1174
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,600
算了算了算了

1175
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,880
不纠结了

1176
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,840
就算你再不成熟也罢了

1177
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,959
都过去那么久了

1178
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,560
我-们-分-手-吧

1179
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,120
前面你说的话那么绝情

1180
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,640
你不是想逼我说这句话吗

1181
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,319
我哪里说话绝情了？

1182
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,120
那你研究文物是真的花很多时间的嘛

1183
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,440
你每天熬夜

1184
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,880
我真的不知你睡到几点才醒的嘛

1185
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,479
我的话哪有问题呢？

1186
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,040
你自己不要乱加标点符号哦

1187
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,080
你前一晚

1188
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,720
说自己重了

1189
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,920
想减肥

1190
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,999
我不就跟你说

1191
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,720
那 最后这句你没话好说了吧

1192
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,399
OK bye!

1193
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,240
我是说

1194
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,600
「总之我们在一起就会OK」呀

1195
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,720
我是打错了一个字而已

1196
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,400
这么巧哦

1197
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,480
那键盘上P在O旁边嘛

1198
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,440
所以我在后面补了「OK」两字啰

1199
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,560
你不是问我「OK吗」这个意思？

1200
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,520
我没打问号的

1201
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,680
那你又跟我说拜？

1202
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,760
那我讲完了就礼貌性

1203
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,960
说拜拜

1204
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,800
早叫你学好中文的了

1205
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,160
那P是英文来的嘛

1206
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,200
所以我们在一起四年

1207
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,760
就是因为我打错了一个字

1208
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,120
导致我们分手了

1209
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,000
那你又不再找我？

1210
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,199
你叫我以后不要再找你的嘛

1211
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,200
死八公 死八公 死八公

1212
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,680
我叫你去死你不去死？

1213
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,599
你怎知道我不会？

1214
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,560
那我们以后怎么办？

1215
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,680
我向二弟谢罪吧

1216
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,400
那你很可怜的

1217
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,640
那我们私奔吧

1218
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,760
那他很可怜的

1219
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,680
那我们继续偷情吧

1220
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
那我会很累的

1221
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,880
总之

1222
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,839
我们要在一起

1223
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,560
这就是天意吧

1224
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,720
天意

1225
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,800
对呀 我们都合不来 对吗？

1226
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,760
对呀 还有我现在对你

1227
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,080
都没有那种

1228
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,360
爱的感觉

1229
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,120
说起来都

1230
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,400
有点肉麻

1231
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,280
我跟Bernard现在都很好

1232
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,760
我觉得我们是那些

1233
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,840
命中注定的

1234
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,720
Soulmates （心灵伴侣）

1235
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,040
我和阿喵喵都是

1236
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,000
两条「苏眉」

1237
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:13,800
大家都

1238
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,560
「苏眉」

1239
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,040
阿喵来了？

1240
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,159
她在洗澡

1241
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,680
她刚才被鸟屎砸到

1242
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,600
所以要洗澡

1243
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,080
二弟

1244
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,799
嗨

1245
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,040
喂 宝贝

1246
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,400
为什么在房间打给我？

1247
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,800
我有份礼物放在

1248
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,560
厕所给你

1249
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,760
厕所 为什么放厕所？

1250
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,560
有惊喜喜 对吧

1251
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,879
我现在回去找

1252
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,480
喂 你回来了？

1253
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,440
怎么你突然间在这里？

1254
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,280
我跟著你回来的嘛

1255
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,080
你的手 医生叫你不要那么紧 放松点

1256
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,360
好痛

1257
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,039
乖 我帮你摘掉 放心吧

1258
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,680
礼物 礼物

1259
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,680
宝贝在哪里？我找不到

1260
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,999
我找给你吧

1261
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,760
全新的

1262
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,759
宝贝

1263
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,480
我很感动

1264
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,320
你呀

1265
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,159
这么早就想人家住进来

1266
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,319
我考虑考虑

1267
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,360
这东西那么丑你还留住？

1268
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,119
为什么会藏到这里来的？

1269
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,840
今天是我们家Josephine

1270
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,160
成为烹饪网红的第一步

1271
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,600
这一顿饭

1272
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,880
是创意和厨艺的结合

1273
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,640
猪当牛

1274
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,320
牛当猪

1275
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,000
蟹当鱼

1276
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,240
鱼当蟹

1277
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,600
还有这一道香甜苦瓜汤

1278
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,999
苦瓜啫喱 甜品来的

1279
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,360
还有

1280
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,760
转到七彩饭

1281
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,600
谢谢

1282
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,600
厉害

1283
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,600
大家要认真给意见啰

1284
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,200
好 大家吃饭

1285
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,440
吃饭 吃饭

1286
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,040
宝贝 吃肉肉 给点意见

1287
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:33,800
好

1288
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,839
谢谢

1289
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,679
这个猪做得跟牛一样

1290
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,000
牛又做得像猪一样 但是

1291
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,760
为什么我要吃猪当牛和牛当猪呢

1292
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,000
哦 对了 为时么要吃假装啫喱的汤

1293
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,800
和装彩虹的饭呢？

1294
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,360
干嘛 ？

1295
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,840
之前你们都没有这样问的

1296
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,560
其实我完全不知道自己在做什么

1297
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,080
你就是装得太多了

1298
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,880
但是观众最想要看的

1299
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:16,120
是最真实的你

1300
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,079
回到原点

1301
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,160
假设他是你最爱的人

1302
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,440
喂 什么假设

1303
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,200
他是你最爱的人

1304
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,960
你看著他

1305
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,359
现在你要衷心的做一个菜给他吃

1306
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:37,400
你会做什么菜？

1307
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,199
屎

1308
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,000
你还是加回「假设」二字

1309
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,280
假设你是他最爱的人

1310
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,600
回想一下

1311
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,160
当初为什么要跟他一起？

1312
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,640
真造孽

1313
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,840
我阿妈包伙食的嘛

1314
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,480
每天就去他们爸爸的场去拿叉烧

1315
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,600
之后就一起吃午饭

1316
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,200
然后就

1317
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,920
那时候好搞笑的

1318
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,520
猪猪那时候就十五岁

1319
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,080
三弟就九岁

1320
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:12,960
她呀

1321
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,640
童养媳一样喂三弟吃饭

1322
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,959
哪有喂呢 ？

1323
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,320
我自己扒的

1324
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,640
你们九岁就开始

1325
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,600
那你们就是注定的

1326
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,120
永结同心

1327
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,240
跟白头偕老啊

1328
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,720
但在张爱玲的世界里面呢

1329
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,560
「白头到老」和「永结同心」
是两回事来的

1330
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,799
永结同心也不错

1331
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,280
要白头到老很容易的

1332
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,880
现在有染发剂的嘛

1333
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,040
你喜欢黄头到老又可以

1334
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,280
鸭屎绿头到老都可以嘛

1335
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,640
鸭屎绿头到老？

1336
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,359
渣古那样

1337
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,920
那你会煮什么给他吃？

1338
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,520
我？

1339
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,640
叉烧吧

1340
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,520
他们从小吃到大的嘛

1341
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,640
全错

1342
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,080
我爸爸做的叉烧

1343
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,360
全都好难吃的

1344
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,920
老爸做的叉烧全都是送去

1345
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,000
茶餐厅做叉烧汤意面 叉烧餐包

1346
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,280
便利店的速食饭

1347
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,719
总之 便宜又能下咽就可以的了

1348
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,400
便宜货这么容易做的？

1349
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,640
老爸不是这样做

1350
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:15,880
哪有这么多

1351
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,280
十元的叉烧濑？

1352
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,680
十五元一个学生餐？

1353
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,520
十八元一个叉蛋饭？

1354
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,280
深水埗都没饭派

1355
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,840
他们俩的意思是

1356
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,200
便宜得来又能果腹

1357
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,320
他们两兄弟讲的没冲突

1358
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,680
什么两兄弟呢？

1359
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,720
不是三兄弟吗？

1360
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,400
别这么敏感了

1361
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,400
是 过于敏感了

1362
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,640
可能

1363
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,639
吃了虾

1364
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,640
没虾

1365
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,560
有虾 哈 哈 哈 哈

1366
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,640
这梗 这不太行吧

1367
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,360
那你呢？

1368
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,520
她喜欢吃的那样食物好难做的

1369
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,960
不过我都会去学

1370
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,360
猪大肠

1371
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,760
你又知道我喜欢吃的？

1372
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,320
那时候呢

1373
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,480
你爸爸还在

1374
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,640
他喜欢买回去医馆

1375
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,880
跟你一起吃

1376
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,680
但你爸爸喜欢放芥末

1377
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,560
你太小吃不了辣

1378
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,480
所以哭了

1379
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,120
你爸爸为了哄你

1380
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,840
就让你喝两口啤酒

1381
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,080
自此之后

1382
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,120
你就学会喝啤酒

1383
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,960
还有以后吃这些食物

1384
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,400
都喜欢喝啤酒 对吗？

1385
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,080
我有跟你讲过吗？

1386
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,400
有

1387
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,040
会不会是

1388
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,319
她以前的男朋友跟你讲过？

1389
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,200
可能是

1390
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,560
你们在一起多久了？

1391
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,639
半年

1392
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,680
所以就是说

1393
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,160
人家在拍拖的时候

1394
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,320
你就已经喜欢上人家了

1395
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,080
喜欢就

1396
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,360
很难定义的

1397
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,160
那也是

1398
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,400
我有个前男友

1399
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,320
就是当我

1400
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,720
和我的前前男友拍拖的时候

1401
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,040
就一直偷偷影我

1402
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,720
偷偷记下和储起我的东西

1403
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,959
终于等到我一分手

1404
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,400
他就出手

1405
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,040
那时真的好浪漫

1406
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,919
你公司的项目

1407
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,640
都是你去投的

1408
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,200
所以那时候你已经知道

1409
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,560
是她公司的了

1410
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,160
就是为了重遇她

1411
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,200
特意去投一个项目？

1412
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,800
喵喵

1413
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,519
你真的不知道 老二这个人

1414
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,520
很理性猪猪的

1415
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,760
那时候我失恋恋了

1416
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,280
我去问他我应不应该去哄我女友友回来

1417
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,800
他每次都跟我说应该放弃弃

1418
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,080
没想到原来他

1419
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,120
自己这样长情情

1420
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,280
我真的看走眼眼了

1421
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,520
为什么这次用这些叠字

1422
00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:59,879
好像文法不太对的感觉

1423
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,080
其实两个人最后有没有走在一起呢

1424
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,679
不关其他人的事

1425
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,920
可能真的是天要你们分开呢？

1426
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,120
哦 不是天意意

1427
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,040
是人祸祸

1428
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,640
如果你们注定是苏眉眉的话

1429
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,080
就怎样都不会分开开了

1430
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,560
但是如果那个人有心

1431
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,080
钓了你的苏眉

1432
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,840
然后剁剁子切切子炒炒子

1433
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,320
还啃到连骨头头都不剩剩呢

1434
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,040
其实

1435
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,240
我已经怀疑很久了

1436
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,559
我希望你们老实告诉我

1437
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,080
苏眉是否应该

1438
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,200
蒸才合适呢

1439
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,080
炒好像浪费了

1440
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,880
做饭这事就没绝对的

1441
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,320
一家人

1442
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,880
可以不分对错

1443
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,440
但是要有分寸

1444
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,480
不是看书知道的

1445
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,839
是老妈教的

1446
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,760
干杯 大哥

1447
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,039
什么叫分寸呢？

1448
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:26,480
吃饭 七分饱 吃饭

1449
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,679
吃饭吃饭

1450
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,280
宝贝猪

1451
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,800
吓到你了？

1452
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,320
对不起 对不起

1453
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,560
没事没事没事

1454
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,800
我想说

1455
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,720
我保证

1456
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,600
今晚的事

1457
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,520
不会再发生

1458
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,880
其实你是否早就喜欢我了？

1459
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,760
你当时是否为了重遇我

1460
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,160
所以才去投我那个项目？

1461
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:04,680
真假从来不重要

1462
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,120
哪个答案令我们关系更好

1463
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,120
才是最重要

1464
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:13,759
早点睡吧

1465
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,800
但我不懂说将来

1466
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:32,120
但我静待你归来

1467
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,640
在这深灰的冷冬

1468
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,400
共你热烈再相逢

1469
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:42,600
全是我的美梦

1470
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:48,920
但我不懂说将来

1471
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,040
但我静静待你归来

1472
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:59,920
就算春风秋雨中 共你愿望已不同

1473
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:07,440
还是有点故梦 想倾吐

1474
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:15,400
一切事情骤似一丝苦恼

1475
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:20,080
回看你我的路

1476
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,920
是情是爱 是缘是痛

1477
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,360
今日我却竟都不知道

1478
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:36,880
我依然 而我竟然

1479
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:42,080
还是觉得你最好

1480
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:47,640
即使你离开 我热情未改

1481
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:53,080
这漫长夜里 谁人是你所爱

1482
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:58,200
花不似盛开　爱渐如大海

1483
01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,959
假使你怀念我　为何独处感慨

1484
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,280
喝杯水

1485
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,440
对不起 对不起

1486
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,880
随时可以了

1487
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:16,720
开始

1488
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,639
停机

1489
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,440
怎么了？

1490
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,360
我想我的灵魂飘走了

1491
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,960
我都是拍不了了

1492
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,000
那没关系 今天先不拍

1493
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,279
我就用手机当作是一个纪录

1494
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,520
今天打算煮什么？

1495
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,520
白菜火腿锅

1496
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,640
完成之后会像朵花一样

1497
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:49,759
哗

1498
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,600
宝贝 吃菜菜

1499
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:08,600
没事吧？

1500
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,599
摄影界的败类

1501
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,040
摄影师夏永康说你的绿豆沙照片

1502
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,840
抄袭他？

1503
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:19,800
一辈子抄袭

1504
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,000
都没被人发觉

1505
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,200
我头一回自己创作

1506
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,120
就和名摄影师作品撞款

1507
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,879
有没有这么邪门

1508
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,320
夏永康被人抄袭

1509
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,440
真的一点区别都没有

1510
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,840
什么人这么没廉耻的

1511
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,240
（口型：他拍的）

1512
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,760
那个摄影界败类就是你

1513
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,640
一场误会

1514
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,720
其实有分别的

1515
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,640
你是绿豆沙 对嘛

1516
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:53,800
他是红豆沙

1517
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,600
相信我

1518
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,280
烹饪是我专业

1519
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,000
干嘛要我创作呢？

1520
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,800
安份守己地抄袭不就好了？

1521
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,000
我去找他澄清

1522
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,840
你以为行家就明白事理的吗？

1523
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,480
人家是大师级

1524
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,040
我不是跟你讲过

1525
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,960
我以前有个男朋友是摄影师来的

1526
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,080
你那个男朋友

1527
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,680
就是夏永康？

1528
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,439
你曾经有多少个男朋友的？

1529
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,559
十八

1530
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,200
我要十八辈子才做得到

1531
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,360
我未必每段都处理得好

1532
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,880
但都是认认真真的

1533
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:46,840
你介意？

1534
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,520
先给我冷静一下

1535
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:49,520
欸

1536
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,960
冷静一下是很重要

1537
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:55,760
永康

1538
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:56,960
我有事找你商量

1539
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,080
我以张爱玲忠粉的身份跟你讲

1540
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,600
你这么土的人

1541
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,800
又何必学别人

1542
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,200
去找个人回来

1543
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,520
借人过桥呢

1544
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,479
我不是完全借她过桥

1545
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,800
没有她

1546
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,280
我怕我自己都撑不住了

1547
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,280
哦

1548
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:20,640
你真的想过

1549
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,320
勾二嫂？

1550
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,240
我没有

1551
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,480
就算是勾 也是他

1552
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,720
勾义嫂在先

1553
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:26,920
等下

1554
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,520
你是大哥来的

1555
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,880
他是勾大嫂

1556
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:30,800
他是二哥

1557
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:31,640
你抢阿嫂回来

1558
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,400
你就勾「二」嫂啰

1559
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,560
你会不会数学的？

1560
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,440
义气的「义」

1561
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,280
你会不会中文的？

1562
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,560
哦 是这样

1563
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,479
所以你说这些关系真的要搞清楚的

1564
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:48,160
喂

1565
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,440
（夏永康已删帖文）

1566
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,320
她帮你摆平了

1567
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,080
你看她多认真

1568
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,440
张爱玲说的

1569
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,799
发爱情梦 最怕是睡过头

1570
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,120
你现在这样给阿喵以女主人的身份

1571
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,840
过中秋 再杀到圣诞节呢

1572
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,480
到时候才回头就很惨的了

1573
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:12,719
喵喵

1574
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,000
我有些事想跟你讲

1575
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,279
送给你的

1576
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,000
你怎知道的？

1577
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,120
你那副是室内用的

1578
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:39,959
这一个

1579
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,520
才能让你看得更清楚

1580
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,920
外面的世界

1581
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:45,479
我帮你戴上

1582
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,040
来

1583
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,360
帅

1584
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,079
你看？

1585
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:13,400
谢谢

1586
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,760
我从小到大看你拍的照片

1587
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,080
好看的

1588
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,120
都是黑白的

1589
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:22,880
会抄袭的

1590
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,240
都是彩色的

1591
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,800
我就一直想都想不明白

1592
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,480
直到我看到你墨镜的牌子

1593
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,920
上网搜索了一下

1594
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,920
才发现

1595
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,080
那是

1596
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,520
色盲眼镜

1597
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,280
你的眼睛分辨不了

1598
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,600
红色跟绿色

1599
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,920
阿Lung说你不能继承爸爸烧叉烧

1600
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,920
那时候我就在想

1601
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,480
应该是你的眼睛分辨不了

1602
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,400
叉烧状态的那种红

1603
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,360
母亲走了之后

1604
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,120
你要一个人带著两个弟弟

1605
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:02,600
硬撑过来

1606
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,599
很辛苦吧

1607
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,200
在这间屋子里面

1608
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:15,279
最拼命想要让每个人都快乐的人

1609
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,799
才是那个最不快乐的吧

1610
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,800
这件事

1611
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,440
我以前女朋友 我都不敢告诉她

1612
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:34,760
谢谢你

1613
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,120
好像

1614
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,560
很久都没人问过我

1615
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,039
开不开心

1616
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,239
对不起

1617
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,840
你那一天拒绝了我之后

1618
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,400
又马上来找我

1619
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,880
三岁小孩都知道

1620
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,319
你不是认真的啦

1621
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:22,600
所以我也是来

1622
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:23,720
陪你玩玩的

1623
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,119
你应该看得出吧

1624
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:32,280
看得出

1625
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,120
呐

1626
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,759
又在硬撑

1627
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,199
明明就看不出

1628
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,280
我觉得

1629
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,640
你是一个很好的人

1630
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,639
只是有点傻气

1631
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,600
我怕我再玩下去

1632
01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,959
你会受不了

1633
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,040
所以我觉得呢

1634
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,839
你先问清楚你的心吧

1635
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,759
不要再硬撑了

1636
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,120
闲著没事找老照片干嘛？

1637
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,720
阿喵说要你们三兄弟的老照片的

1638
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,000
我哪知道？

1639
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,240
下降头？

1640
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:48,559
一定是

1641
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,200
看片

1642
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,480
你会为喜欢的人做什么呢？

1643
01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,600
这个女孩

1644
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,160
会为他种一朵花

1645
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,440
你明天几点到场？

1646
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,480
到什么场？

1647
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,240
你不来看我比赛吗？

1648
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,760
哦 什么到场

1649
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:11,880
我当然是跟你一起出发

1650
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,080
那10点吧

1651
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:15,559
好呀

1652
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:16,840
试咪

1653
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:17,560
鸡扎

1654
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,440
收到

1655
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:19,440
马骝

1656
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:20,000
收到

1657
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:20,680
脑波

1658
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:21,320
收到

1659
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:21,880
没问题

1660
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,080
「今晚打大佬」香港区争霸战

1661
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,159
将于五分钟后正式开始

1662
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:02,959
坐

1663
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:17,720
你吃过了没？

1664
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:19,879
别讲废话了

1665
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,280
说重点吧

1666
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:28,160
如果不是因为那几条短讯

1667
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,920
我打错了几个字

1668
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,800
我们会不会

1669
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,279
还在一起？

1670
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,480
我不知道

1671
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,720
但我知道这个世界上

1672
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,120
没那么多如果

1673
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,959
如果有如果？

1674
01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:56,799
那如果会呢？

1675
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:04,240
如果我说我会抢你回来

1676
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,480
和不会抢你回来

1677
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,840
那你会怎么做？

1678
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,760
你别老是我问你你又问我好吗？

1679
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:15,440
你是男人来的

1680
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,640
你告诉我你想怎么做吧

1681
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,160
我可以为你放弃一切

1682
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,519
我们从头再来过吧？

1683
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,079
对不起

1684
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:22,999
喂

1685
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,959
回来了？

1686
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,640
又跟著我后面回来？

1687
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,759
下大雨哦

1688
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:43,720
你有拿伞？

1689
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,639
嗯

1690
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:52,519
看三弟比赛吧

1691
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:58,320
大哥 出来吧

1692
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,079
开著电视又不看

1693
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:13,880
今天的战况很激烈

1694
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,240
士把拿行动跟邪钉横辉互不相让

1695
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,760
真的不到最后一刻都不知道鹿死谁手

1696
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,080
苦战是辛苦的

1697
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:22,760
但是对于观众来说却非常享受

1698
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:23,720
不坐吗？

1699
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,240
在里面坐太久 现在站一下吧

1700
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:29,200
总之这次获胜的队伍
将会得到奖金100万

1701
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,360
大哥 你今天

1702
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,440
就是你们 你们赢了

1703
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,200
这届「今晚打大佬」香港区争霸战

1704
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,000
冠军就是「邪钉横辉」

1705
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,680
哗 比复仇者联盟还厉害

1706
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,120
赢了

1707
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,120
喂

1708
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,400
谢谢 我要谢谢我所有的队友

1709
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,200
好的

1710
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:55,120
最重要谢谢我自己

1711
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,880
还有谢谢我的电脑 谢谢网络

1712
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:57,760
喵喵说

1713
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,520
三弟今晚想吃住家饭

1714
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,040
猪猪会回来煮

1715
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,120
他们说还有事情要宣布的

1716
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:05,919
好呀

1717
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:09,680
我先回去工作

1718
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,480
别人觉得我们不行没关系

1719
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,120
我们自己觉得我们行就行 谢谢 谢谢

1720
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:17,480
邪钉 横辉 邪钉 横辉 邪钉 横辉

1721
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:24,520
是是是是是　是的

1722
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:29,560
不是不是不是不是

1723
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:34,760
是的是的是的是

1724
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,320
好 就这样

1725
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:40,240
吃饭啦

1726
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,800
要不要等阿喵？

1727
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,160
她说边吃边等

1728
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,360
那边吃边等

1729
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:45,760
我现在日理万机的

1730
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:47,200
要不要这么骄傲？

1731
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:48,240
喝一杯吧

1732
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:48,920
干杯

1733
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,080
干杯

1734
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,440
那赢了这一百万了

1735
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,360
之后怎样？

1736
01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,440
什么怎样？

1737
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,240
我们现在火了

1738
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,840
我们现在每年有一百二十万元的赞助

1739
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:05,640
所以我们已经成为了电竞界的

1740
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,280
巴塞隆拿了

1741
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,440
就这样？

1742
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,680
一百二十万来说

1743
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,720
我们摊分每个月十万元

1744
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,240
所以如果有人注资几百万

1745
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,400
再加上香港冠军这个名衔

1746
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,520
又来？

1747
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:18,879
不卖

1748
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:21,640
你都见到的

1749
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,360
这座工厂又旧又破

1750
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:25,880
我阁楼那房间冬凉夏暖

1751
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,400
楼上派对房唱歌的又跑调

1752
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:30,680
我肯老妈都不会肯

1753
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,760
家在 炉在 老爸在

1754
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:33,600
不卖

1755
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,840
老妈什么时候有说过不能卖呢？

1756
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:38,840
她临终时在病床上说的

1757
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,640
那时我和三弟都在的哦

1758
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,240
那时你们上厕所去

1759
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:43,400
一起去

1760
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,200
老妈的病房好像只有一个厕所

1761
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,600
怎样一起去？

1762
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:48,080
我进去帮他尿？

1763
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,560
你赖在老妈头上？

1764
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:50,480
总之

1765
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,480
我知道老妈她一定不会想卖

1766
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:53,680
凭什么？

1767
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,600
我说

1768
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,400
我知道她一定想我们卖

1769
01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,400
那行了

1770
01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:58,960
二对一

1771
01:19:59,040 --> 01:19:59,760
可以卖

1772
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:00,680
我是大哥

1773
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:01,840
我说不卖

1774
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:02,960
谁大谁做主吗？

1775
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,559
长兄为父

1776
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,159
长兄为父是吧？

1777
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:17,800
那 老爸

1778
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:20,399
刚刚你跟我媳妇儿在房间干嘛？

1779
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,560
不是你想的那样

1780
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:27,840
跟她没关系

1781
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,200
当然跟她没关系

1782
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:30,680
她是我女朋友来的

1783
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:33,760
我用不著你逞英雄给她拥抱安慰

1784
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,960
你刚刚不是已抱过她了？

1785
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:38,799
是

1786
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,080
是抱了

1787
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,799
真的抱了

1788
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,200
有没有亲上？

1789
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,200
但这件事真的很复杂的

1790
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,960
你等我慢慢跟你解释好不好？

1791
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:55,040
亲了？

1792
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,520
那你还好意思说分寸？

1793
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:57,600
是呀

1794
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,840
亲上了

1795
01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:00,320
法式湿吻

1796
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,720
喂呀

1797
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:03,840
是呀

1798
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:04,840
我是勾

1799
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:05,960
就算我是勾

1800
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,000
都是你勾义嫂在先

1801
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,080
等一下

1802
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,840
他是勾大嫂哦

1803
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,320
他是二哥

1804
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,400
你去抢她回来

1805
01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:14,480
你才是勾二嫂

1806
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:17,640
是义气的义呀

1807
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,240
是否没人懂中文的？

1808
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,160
是呀

1809
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:22,440
我是在你们谈恋爱的时候

1810
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:23,800
我已经喜欢她了

1811
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,080
如果我不当你是大哥

1812
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:26,600
我当你面勾啦

1813
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,240
什么当？

1814
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:29,680
我就是你大哥

1815
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,240
什么大哥？

1816
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,720
你老爸

1817
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,960
当年是从我老爸那儿把我老妈抢回来的

1818
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,080
我们才会这样做了所谓的兄弟

1819
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:38,680
我现在做的

1820
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,440
跟你老爸当年做的是一样的

1821
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,279
大哥

1822
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:45,400
我们私底下谈谈好吗？

1823
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,440
不用

1824
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:47,760
他总爱说一家人来的嘛

1825
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:48,920
摊开来说嘛

1826
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:51,120
摊吧

1827
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,040
就摊开来啦

1828
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,240
好 摊呀

1829
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,080
你先说

1830
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,200
我没东西要说

1831
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:56,320
那就是有事又不说

1832
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,680
那我没事可说嘛

1833
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:58,720
先说我这只手吧

1834
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:00,880
这也能怪我？

1835
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,480
那些是意外来的吧

1836
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:05,560
把油压装置装在油压床是常识吧

1837
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,000
什么叫油压床？

1838
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:07,800
看

1839
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:10,040
没人懂的

1840
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,480
是否不同老爸生的孩子

1841
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,080
基因可以差那么远

1842
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:14,960
我的命给了你们俩

1843
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,200
真是冤枉死了

1844
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:17,760
什么枉死呀？

1845
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,080
你不是活生生站在这儿？

1846
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,200
我没和你做兄弟之前

1847
01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:22,480
我跟我老爸姓

1848
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,200
三个字 李成礼

1849
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,840
我来你们家以后

1850
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:28,240
为了要跟你们两个字的名字

1851
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:30,199
我改了名 叫陈礼

1852
01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:33,240
那什么意思？

1853
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:34,640
等一下

1854
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:36,640
李成礼

1855
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,400
37划

1856
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,880
命格是「池中之龙 风云际会

1857
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,760
一跃上天 成功可望」

1858
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:48,600
陈礼 34划

1859
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,520
「灾难不绝

1860
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,040
难望成功

1861
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,640
此数大凶

1862
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:55,160
断脚蜈蚣」

1863
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:57,120
我由「池中之龙」

1864
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,959
变成「人形蜈蚣」啊

1865
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:10,999
没事吧

1866
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:15,639
没事

1867
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:34,400
大家吃饭

1868
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,360
吃饭

1869
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:39,520
食物都凉了

1870
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,360
刚才刮了一阵风

1871
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:42,480
食物吹凉了

1872
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:45,400
只要食物上了桌

1873
01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:47,080
不管我们有多少烦恼

1874
01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:49,520
都应该抛到脑后

1875
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:50,960
好好的享用

1876
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,600
才是给厨师最大的尊重

1877
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:53,720
阿喵呀

1878
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,120
家常便饭

1879
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,799
今天要求就不要那么高了好吗？

1880
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,160
你们想想

1881
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:07,760
厨房只有两个炉头 一个烤箱

1882
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:10,480
但每一次四菜一汤

1883
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,200
同时所有菜都是热的

1884
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,200
你说Josephine

1885
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:19,720
在烹饪上的时间分配有多准确

1886
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:21,640
还有

1887
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,880
五个菜里面

1888
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,560
猪牛鸡鱼

1889
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,160
煎煮炆焗

1890
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:29,000
是否完全没重复？

1891
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:33,559
这件事有多么专业和厉害

1892
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,360
又是你的前男友食评家教你的？

1893
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:45,280
不是

1894
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,120
是他

1895
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,720
你们不要误会

1896
01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:54,679
不是这个意思

1897
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,040
是这个意思

1898
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,600
三弟有事要宣布

1899
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:08,400
我和你打眼色 就是想说

1900
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,280
今天风水不好

1901
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:10,040
先不搞

1902
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:10,840
哎呀

1903
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,320
我会错意

1904
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:15,640
什么来的？

1905
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:18,359
又是那些角色扮演的衣服吗？

1906
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:27,479
做什么？

1907
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,359
为什么是现在？

1908
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:37,719
我计划就是现在

1909
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,320
我看不完一本张爱玲

1910
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:50,240
所以我把汤唯《色戒》的光碟看了

1911
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:53,000
这是我能买到最大的鸽子蛋

1912
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:56,400
多少钱？

1913
01:25:57,480 --> 01:25:58,800
完全按他要求

1914
01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:00,240
D色

1915
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,520
八心八箭

1916
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:03,760
切功打磨全部Excellent（优级）

1917
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,040
现在2.1卡

1918
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,719
多少钱？

1919
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,000
二十六万一

1920
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,080
这里已经用完我整份奖金的了

1921
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:14,599
我很感谢你一直以来支持我

1922
01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:18,680
是你在厨房里面一直努力

1923
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:22,440
感动到我在键盘都可以一起努力

1924
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,400
我才可以完成自己的梦想

1925
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,800
我其实没有的

1926
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,520
我从来都没被你的键盘感动过

1927
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:39,120
由你几年前辞了工说要搞电竞开始

1928
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:42,000
我是没有一秒觉得你成功的

1929
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,400
刚刚你赢了比赛

1930
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,799
我是有一秒失望

1931
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,160
我觉得自己输了

1932
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:51,920
你赢了

1933
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,360
那之后会怎样呢？

1934
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:57,440
赢赢输输赢赢输输

1935
01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:00,279
这个不是我想要的未来

1936
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:12,680
我昨晚拍了一条烹饪短片

1937
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,880
那我为你煮了一道

1938
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:19,839
像开出一朵漂亮花朵的白菜火腿锅

1939
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:26,120
但是我竟然一点都没想给你看

1940
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,960
因为我发现

1941
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,999
原来我的世界可以没有你的

1942
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:46,960
我外婆是做马姐的 我老妈是做包餐的

1943
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:54,160
那我们都习惯好用心去为别人煮饭

1944
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:57,760
但是 我想我做饭做到累了

1945
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,639
对不起

1946
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,240
三弟好爱你的

1947
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:17,800
你们是姣婆遇着脂粉客来的

1948
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,400
她说什么？

1949
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:25,120
其实我一直都听不懂她说什么的

1950
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,120
起来啦 不要哭了 不要这样

1951
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,200
没事没事没事

1952
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,920
我要卖楼

1953
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:34,560
我卖了才可以跟她白头到老永结同心的

1954
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,120
跟这没关系

1955
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:36,920
都说没关系

1956
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:38,160
冷静点

1957
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,400
我要卖楼

1958
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:40,400
卖吧

1959
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:41,760
不卖

1960
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,400
我说卖你可以不听

1961
01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:44,320
三弟说卖你一定要听

1962
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,560
老爸他有份的

1963
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,000
你又想搞什么事？

1964
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:48,640
好 这个老爸我没份你不卖对吗

1965
01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:49,640
不想分给我是吧

1966
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:50,360
我一分钱都不要

1967
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,240
那可以卖了？

1968
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:52,680
什么老爸有没有份呢

1969
01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:53,600
老爸只有一个

1970
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:54,800
老妈只有一个

1971
01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:55,959
现在兄弟有三个

1972
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,200
兄你老妈

1973
01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:58,600
你说什么？

1974
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:00,720
我老妈就是你老妈

1975
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:02,040
你老妈是你老妈

1976
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:03,200
我老妈是我老妈

1977
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:04,760
我骂你老妈不是骂我老妈

1978
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:05,960
因为你老妈不是我老妈

1979
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:07,040
你妈的

1980
01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:07,680
你再说

1981
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:08,880
什么呀 老妈呀

1982
01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:10,760
我钢铁侠 来吧

1983
01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:13,120
你好慢

1984
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,080
没事没事没事

1985
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:18,520
钢铁侠

1986
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:19,720
你不要再来啦 你几岁了啦

1987
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:22,400
你讲什么 你几岁 你讲什么

1988
01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:23,880
三弟你也打 你没人性的

1989
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:24,640
做什么？

1990
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,360
是他打你的 你看清楚

1991
01:29:26,440 --> 01:29:27,559
这个人疯的

1992
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,680
你们走

1993
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:32,600
你道歉

1994
01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:33,920
道什么歉

1995
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:34,760
你马上道歉

1996
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:35,600
道什么歉

1997
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:38,360
（日文）仍记得那时候

1998
01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:41,640
（日文）心里有强光

1999
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:46,080
（日文）我们是三兄弟

2000
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:51,879
这是我们的游戏
《今晚打大佬》的主题曲

2001
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,400
我有两个妹妹也在台湾

2002
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:57,240
分开的时候才知道珍惜

2003
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:01,200
我希望这个影片能够让你们想起

2004
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:04,160
有人能够跟自己一齐长大

2005
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,679
是多么难得的事情

2006
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:13,800
大哥 二哥 我们是兄弟来的

2007
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:16,560
是是是 我们是兄弟 弟弟乖

2008
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,760
放心放心 没事了

2009
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,999
不哭 行了 兄弟俩我不会真揍他的

2010
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:27,120
别哭了 没事了

2011
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:31,840
从现在开始所有事都一笔勾销了

2012
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:32,880
帮忙拿著手机

2013
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:34,280
没手拿

2014
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,719
喂 对焦错了

2015
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,679
我在你房间看到随便拿来用的

2016
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,720
他跟她当日 同做梦

2017
01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:06,040
她跟他今夜 脱轨失控

2018
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:08,640
他他她她被 犹大煽动

2019
01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:12,120
贪恋饭聚反枱告终

2020
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,720
他披风挡雨 细心栽种

2021
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,680
为何让偷呃拐骗揭盅

2022
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,800
他不肯忆记 切肤之痛

2023
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:23,680
又原地碰著元凶

2024
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:26,680
爱 这要命人间美味

2025
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,240
让你动情是诱饵

2026
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:35,080
爱 毒性断肠想你可受不起

2027
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:36,680
心花也 怒放吗

2028
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:38,320
喜欢这 玩笑吗

2029
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:42,120
酷爱吗 荆棘里忘形拥吻吧

2030
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:46,679
难分难解吗 伤心得快乐吗？

2031
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,440
来

2032
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:21,719
没事 谢谢 谢谢

2033
01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:43,120
我这个大哥

2034
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:44,360
当得很失败

2035
01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:49,200
不要再撑下去了 不要 不要

2036
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:52,520
嗯

2037
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:55,639
这个家

2038
01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:00,919
到此为止

2039
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,159
我没吃饭 有点饿

2040
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:16,959
你下来干嘛？

2041
01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:23,960
有些东西摔破了

2042
01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:26,599
才知道多重要

2043
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:31,160
我不想这个家

2044
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:32,520
到此为止

2045
01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:37,000
而这个问题

2046
01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:38,960
就在于你

2047
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:44,400
是呀 我知道

2048
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,240
那你又下来找我

2049
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:48,520
我已经走了 我走了

2050
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:49,920
不是这个意思

2051
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:53,200
二弟是不能没有你的

2052
01:35:53,840 --> 01:35:55,800
如果想要向前行

2053
01:35:56,880 --> 01:36:00,760
我们要接受所有发生过的事

2054
01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:04,080
我有件事情从来没跟你说过

2055
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:08,440
我双眼是有问题的

2056
01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:12,360
我看到的颜色全搞混的

2057
01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:16,520
就是因为我看不清楚

2058
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,280
所以更应该走前一点

2059
01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:20,560
看清一点

2060
01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:21,839
搞清楚

2061
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,000
我们是很难搞清楚的

2062
01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:39,679
你不会是我大哥

2063
01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:41,960
你不会是我朋友

2064
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:45,359
你更不会是我情人

2065
01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:59,280
会不会有一种关系是

2066
01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:04,720
世界上没一个词语可以形容的

2067
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:09,640
可能 我们就是那种关系

2068
01:37:11,360 --> 01:37:15,160
讲不出 不等于不存在

2069
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:21,880
不管多困难 都要一起走

2070
01:37:24,480 --> 01:37:27,879
一家人 一起走

2071
01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:55,319
快回我短讯

2072
01:38:10,880 --> 01:38:12,400
你一直都在房里？

2073
01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:16,400
怎么了？

2074
01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:18,479
刚才摔伤了？

2075
01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:29,679
怎么样要不要帮忙？喂怎么了？

2076
01:38:33,560 --> 01:38:34,720
关门

2077
01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:39,599
我叫你出去 然后关门

2078
01:38:40,960 --> 01:38:43,360
你搞什么呀？ 我帮你吧

2079
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:47,040
做什么？这手也弄伤了？

2080
01:38:47,440 --> 01:38:49,279
我要小便呀 你怎样帮我呀？

2081
01:38:57,960 --> 01:39:01,200
真帮我呀？好尴尬

2082
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,480
你什么我没见过呢？ 尴尬

2083
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:04,480
见过

2084
01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:06,280
不是碰过嘛

2085
01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:09,280
要不然你自己小便

2086
01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:11,479
我看你等下怎样表演换裤子

2087
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:15,400
我是你大哥

2088
01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:17,680
这些事不是我帮你谁帮你？

2089
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:18,520
小心点

2090
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:19,320
可以

2091
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:20,360
小心点

2092
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:21,960
不会弄伤你的

2093
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:23,440
你里面有穿的嘛

2094
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:24,559
我没的

2095
01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:31,520
你怎么这么不卫生的？

2096
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:34,000
那你平常洗的那些 什么时候穿的？

2097
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:35,879
见人的时候

2098
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:38,520
你上哪家幼稚园的？

2099
01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:39,280
你那家

2100
01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:40,640
快点

2101
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:42,559
不要动

2102
01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:48,080
不要乱搜

2103
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:49,360
不搜怎么弄出来？

2104
01:39:49,440 --> 01:39:50,639
你的手好冰

2105
01:39:54,440 --> 01:39:56,079
放松 放松

2106
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,400
好了

2107
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:07,959
好了

2108
01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:09,960
好了

2109
01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:15,879
为什么我不坐下小便呢？

2110
01:40:21,880 --> 01:40:23,039
对不起

2111
01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:25,680
我没事

2112
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:29,280
好 是有事

2113
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:31,439
但我会变成没事

2114
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:42,280
下星期中秋节

2115
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:47,999
你记不记得有一年老爸闯祸了

2116
01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:50,040
早上给妈赶出门口

2117
01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:51,520
不过之后老妈都有打给他

2118
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,160
叫他晚上一定要回家吃饭

2119
01:40:53,960 --> 01:40:54,960
老妈说

2120
01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:56,200
团圆饭

2121
01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:57,600
是全年最要紧的

2122
01:40:57,680 --> 01:40:58,600
无论发生什么事

2123
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,720
一定要一家人一起吃饭

2124
01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:03,639
那你要三弟都懂才行

2125
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:05,640
给他发短讯

2126
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:07,200
说我们决定卖

2127
01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:09,040
骗他回来再算

2128
01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:13,480
老妈应该没想要骗他吧

2129
01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:15,640
冇福叉烧 哈

2130
01:41:15,720 --> 01:41:16,880
刚巧坏了而已

2131
01:41:16,960 --> 01:41:20,120
有福来的 谢谢

2132
01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:24,000
不懂的人怎么说无所谓

2133
01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:28,479
最重要我们自己知道有就行了

2134
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:16,920
连龙凤都搬出来

2135
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:17,680
今天有什么大事吗？

2136
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:18,560
是呀

2137
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:19,560
很有气势 对吗？

2138
01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:20,960
不如长期放这里吧

2139
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:21,600
好

2140
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:22,640
那要喂牠们吃什么的？

2141
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:23,440
吃什么

2142
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:24,520
叉烧吧

2143
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:30,639
能吃了

2144
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,800
猜到你们骗我了

2145
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:42,160
不过阿妈说过团圆饭要一起吃

2146
01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:44,399
吃完再说吧

2147
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:54,280
你没事吧

2148
01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:55,199
没事

2149
01:42:56,720 --> 01:42:57,520
嗨

2150
01:42:58,000 --> 01:42:58,880
嗨

2151
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,360
很久没见

2152
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,760
是吗？我没算呢

2153
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:09,680
为什么你突然 在这儿呢？

2154
01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:12,280
我见门没锁 我自己走进来啰

2155
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:15,560
你找我找得那么突然？

2156
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:17,320
我不是找你的

2157
01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:18,560
我找大哥

2158
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:20,360
吓？ 你们？

2159
01:43:20,440 --> 01:43:23,000
呸 他叫我来吃饭而已

2160
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:26,560
吓死我了 以为又来

2161
01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:27,959
一家团聚就好了

2162
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:29,760
我没考虑完的

2163
01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:32,040
是大哥叫我回来吃饭

2164
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:33,600
他说要吃他煮的菜

2165
01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,200
还有是这里最后一顿饭

2166
01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:36,640
那我当然回来

2167
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:38,920
猪猪回来了

2168
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:42,839
有福叉烧

2169
01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:49,000
怎么了 我真的研究了很久

2170
01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:50,360
真的能吃的

2171
01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:52,280
为什么她说是这里最后一顿饭？

2172
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:53,800
你说了？

2173
01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:55,320
对不起

2174
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:59,320
我想了一晚上
想了很多打算很帅气的宣布

2175
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:00,480
你就抢了我的对白

2176
01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:03,720
卖了？

2177
01:44:04,720 --> 01:44:05,920
昨天签约的

2178
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:07,479
冬至前交房

2179
01:44:15,240 --> 01:44:17,080
我们很幸运

2180
01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:20,760
有老爸老妈留下福气给我们

2181
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:23,440
所以我们不应该停留在这里

2182
01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:25,000
应该打开门

2183
01:44:25,080 --> 01:44:25,760
走出去

2184
01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:27,080
还要走远点

2185
01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:28,160
做多些事情

2186
01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:30,919
才对得起这些福气

2187
01:44:34,440 --> 01:44:35,800
又是哪本书说的？

2188
01:44:36,440 --> 01:44:39,559
《李居明虎年开运秘笈》

2189
01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:42,360
好 大家吃饭

2190
01:44:42,440 --> 01:44:44,080
吃饭

2191
01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:45,360
先吃叉烧

2192
01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:46,679
好

2193
01:44:48,280 --> 01:44:49,840
-能吃的吧？
-我帮你夹

2194
01:44:51,560 --> 01:44:52,960
宽容点

2195
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:54,240
-来
-你不尝尝？

2196
01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:55,159
现在尝

2197
01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:57,599
好吃吗？

2198
01:45:05,480 --> 01:45:06,320
好难吃

2199
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:08,400
真的蛮难吃的

2200
01:45:09,080 --> 01:45:11,679
老爸当年做的 是这个味道

2201
01:46:01,840 --> 01:46:03,039
很想我了？

2202
01:46:28,560 --> 01:46:33,400
我想知道 你是否想我卖了这里？

2203
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:35,360
你觉得呢？

2204
01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:40,680
你亲口说的嘛 家在炉在老爸在

2205
01:46:42,440 --> 01:46:43,679
我有这样说过吗？

2206
01:46:48,200 --> 01:46:49,640
可能只是顺口说的

2207
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:52,800
我记了十几年了 老妈子

2208
01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:55,440
为什么你们这些人

2209
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:58,360
整天觉得死去的人说的话就是真理？

2210
01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:00,720
你以为我真懂吗？

2211
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,840
嫁给你老爸之前

2212
01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:04,480
我在夜总会工作而已

2213
01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:08,240
什么意思？

2214
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,800
家人在哪里

2215
01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:13,599
哪里就是我们家

2216
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:22,880
我想我懂了

2217
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:25,360
明了吧

2218
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,880
不过你卖出去

2219
01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:29,560
又把它租回来就有点傻

2220
01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:31,320
你给我慢慢来吧

2221
01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:33,000
浪费租金嘛

2222
01:47:33,080 --> 01:47:34,999
我会放租一半出去的

2223
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:41,359
总之 住够 就该走了

2224
01:47:45,520 --> 01:47:47,000
讲得出做得到

2225
01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:51,919
打开门 走出去 去远点

2226
01:47:59,080 --> 01:47:59,959
乖儿子

2227
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:35,679
（正在致电喵喵）

2228
01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:51,480
你找我？

2229
01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:56,400
你找我？

2230
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:00,200
我有东西忘了拿

2231
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:02,479
你吃饭了没有？

2232
01:49:05,360 --> 01:49:08,000
吃楼下的沙嗲牛肉面？

2233
01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:10,520
不如 去远点

2234
01:49:10,760 --> 01:49:15,880
即使你离开 我热情未改

2235
01:49:15,960 --> 01:49:21,240
这漫长夜里 谁人是你所爱

2236
01:49:21,320 --> 01:49:26,600
花不似盛开　爱渐如大海

2237
01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:33,279
假使你怀念我　为何独处感慨

2238
01:49:54,320 --> 01:49:56,480
吃饭

2239
01:49:57,120 --> 01:50:00,280
来 宝贝 用手

2240
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:03,680
停机

2241
01:50:04,080 --> 01:50:06,319
你真的给他这一大块？

2242
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:11,040
别乱碰

2243
01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:12,760
集中精神

2244
01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:13,960
你手那么冰

2245
01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:14,640
好了好了好了

2246
01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:16,520
好了吧？

2247
01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:20,280
什么是Double May？

2248
01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:21,599
我不知道 没听过

2249
01:50:33,600 --> 01:50:34,640
还不停机？

2250
01:50:35,120 --> 01:50:37,919
你老爸当年在我阿爸那里

2251
01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:44,600
都说你不行的

2252
01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:47,080
再给我一次机会

2253
01:50:47,480 --> 01:50:49,360
那我们是继续吃吗？

2254
01:50:50,680 --> 01:50:51,880
能吃的

2255
01:50:54,960 --> 01:50:56,080
你先看三弟

2256
01:50:56,160 --> 01:50:56,920
试一下

2257
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,840
二哥 二哥

2258
01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:01,680
我肚子疼

2259
01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:02,919
喂 蓄势待发

2260
01:51:07,120 --> 01:51:07,960
拿高点

2261
01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:09,159
高点

2262
01:51:14,760 --> 01:51:16,720
要不拿双筷子夹著

2263
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:19,040
用叉子叉著好吗？

2264
01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:21,159
三个字 李成礼

2265
01:51:30,440 --> 01:51:34,079
你们是 @$#%&*脂粉客来的

2266
01:51:39,160 --> 01:51:41,879
这次真的听不明白了

2267
01:51:45,160 --> 01:51:45,960
大哥 你有没有觉得

2268
01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:47,119
有人看著我们吃饭？

2269
01:51:58,560 --> 01:52:01,600
救命呀 我们不想再跟著Sally了

2270
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:02,320
什么事呀？

2271
01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:03,880
她说要用你的招牌

2272
01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:05,680
砌只变型金刚出来

2273
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:07,759
神经病

2274
01:52:08,560 --> 01:52:09,640
你们是否不喜欢这里？

2275
01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:10,680
当然了

2276
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:11,480
你们跟我走

2277
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:12,680
当然不走

2278
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:13,840
为什么？

2279
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:15,000
又说不喜欢这里？

2280
01:52:15,080 --> 01:52:17,600
每个打工的都不喜欢自己公司

2281
01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:18,560
你这样穷

2282
01:52:18,640 --> 01:52:19,840
我们出外吃饭

2283
01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:21,160
你还要带盒饭

2284
01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:21,960
你好命

2285
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:22,960
嫁不出

2286
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:24,320
我又生了两个

2287
01:52:24,400 --> 01:52:26,200
还要供养父母

2288
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:29,840
怎么你还在这里？

2289
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:31,440
对呀

2290
01:52:31,520 --> 01:52:32,560
一个月通知

2291
01:52:33,280 --> 01:52:34,120
不好意思

2292
01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:35,960
你是Tracy吗？

2293
01:52:36,680 --> 01:52:38,480
你是

2294
01:52:39,080 --> 01:52:39,720
Bernard

2295
01:52:39,800 --> 01:52:40,920
CEO 制作公司

2296
01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:41,760
其实

2297
01:52:41,840 --> 01:52:42,960
你没在这公司之前

2298
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:46,520
我们公司去年做的
「重现启德机场」活动

2299
01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:47,760
替你们赢了企划奖

2300
01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:49,800
原来是你们

2301
01:52:49,880 --> 01:52:50,600
很高兴认识你

2302
01:52:50,680 --> 01:52:51,680
很高兴认识你

2303
01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:53,160
你没事吧？

2304
01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:53,960
瑞士滑雪

2305
01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:55,240
自己弄伤

2306
01:52:55,320 --> 01:52:58,200
其实我是要把这些东西搬去我那儿

2307
01:52:58,920 --> 01:52:59,720
未婚妻

2308
01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:03,720
哦 你们

2309
01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:04,640
是的

2310
01:53:04,720 --> 01:53:07,440
我们公司今年要做朗豪坊
和Moko的所有活动

2311
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:08,800
时间都爆满了

2312
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:10,480
那你不接我们的了？

2313
01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:12,360
我们不够人了

2314
01:53:12,440 --> 01:53:13,680
要看她了

2315
01:53:13,760 --> 01:53:17,000
大家自己人 帮帮手吧

2316
01:53:17,560 --> 01:53:19,560
先不说 我先叫人上来搬东西

2317
01:53:19,640 --> 01:53:21,440
我叫公司同事帮忙搬可以了

2318
01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:22,280
阿谁谁谁

2319
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:23,080
过来帮手搬

2320
01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:24,960
那不好意思的 也好

2321
01:53:25,560 --> 01:53:26,600
大家自己人

2322
01:53:26,680 --> 01:53:28,160
不如拍张照留念

2323
01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,200
为什么？

2324
01:53:29,280 --> 01:53:30,080
值得的

2325
01:53:30,160 --> 01:53:31,120
过来吧

2326
01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:32,200
好好好 来来来

2327
01:53:32,280 --> 01:53:33,120
大家来吧

2328
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:37,200
我把今天的合照发给你

2329
01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:39,080
你不喜欢哪几个 圈出来

2330
01:53:39,160 --> 01:53:41,360
我想办法起底 令她们消失

2331
01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:44,720
那很难的 不是太好

2332
01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:47,600
那「赢」字是比「输」字难写

2333
01:53:47,680 --> 01:53:48,720
那就不写吗？

2334
01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:53,720
喵

2335
01:53:59,560 --> 01:54:00,920
嗨

2336
01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:02,560
哈啰

2337
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:03,280
加油

2338
01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:05,560
祝你们旗开得胜

2339
01:54:07,080 --> 01:54:07,880
加油

2340
01:54:07,960 --> 01:54:10,360
我们一定会赢的

2341
01:54:10,440 --> 01:54:12,400
不知道我们可否和你合照呢？

2342
01:54:12,480 --> 01:54:13,440
不行

2343
01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:15,600
等你们赢了

2344
01:54:15,680 --> 01:54:17,440
到时候我抱著你们

2345
01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:18,560
每人拍一张

2346
01:54:18,640 --> 01:54:19,520
你说的

2347
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:20,640
好耶

2348
01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:22,560
今晚打大佬香港区争霸战

2349
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,520
将于5分钟后正式开始

2350
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,640
那你有没有见到猪猪？

2351
01:54:25,720 --> 01:54:26,520
我找不到她

2352
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:28,080
我刚才看到她的

2353
01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:32,240
那你去陪她吧

2354
01:54:32,320 --> 01:54:33,760
你去陪她

2355
01:54:39,480 --> 01:54:41,440
赢了

2356
01:54:41,520 --> 01:54:44,200
今晚「今晚打大佬香港区争霸战」

2357
01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:47,280
冠军就是斜钉横辉

2358
01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:50,440
斜钉横辉在比赛里面简直是

2359
01:54:50,520 --> 01:54:51,840
从头带到尾

2360
01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:56,920
好棒呀

2361
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:03,200
我都说我行的了

2362
01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:06,759
一百万 我们有一百万了

2363
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:50,839
喂

2364
01:55:57,920 --> 01:55:58,919
回来了？

2365
01:56:01,240 --> 01:56:02,400
又跟著我回来？

2366
01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:03,719
雨很大喔

2367
01:56:11,040 --> 01:56:11,879
你有拿伞？

2368
01:56:19,480 --> 01:56:20,439
去看三弟吧

2369
01:56:24,440 --> 01:56:25,320
大哥

2370
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:28,119
出来吧 开了电视又不看

2371
01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:41,040
大哥快点过来看这部

2372
01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:41,840
什么来？

2373
01:56:41,920 --> 01:56:43,440
过来吧 在播这部呀

2374
01:56:45,520 --> 01:56:46,720
哦 这部

2375
01:56:46,800 --> 01:56:47,400
对呀

2376
01:56:47,480 --> 01:56:50,280
不收拾了 坐吧

2377
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:51,160
坐吧

2378
01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:54,439
这里这里

2379
01:56:57,440 --> 01:56:58,440
谢谢

2380
01:56:59,640 --> 01:57:01,240
宝贝 在看什么？

2381
01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:02,399
喜剧来的

2382
01:57:06,240 --> 01:57:07,800
什么电影来的？

2383
01:57:07,880 --> 01:57:12,400
二哥说我们小时候
老妈带我们去电影院看过的

2384
01:57:15,080 --> 01:57:17,200
我小时候也有看这部

2385
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:18,439
坐吧 坐吧

2386
01:57:25,000 --> 01:57:27,479
你们常常一家人一起看电视的？