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嘩 搞什麼？

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密碼

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你想知新那個還是舊那個？

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要舊那個幹什麼？

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可能你想留個紀念呢？

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你心虛

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公平點 還有很多可能性的

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例如呢？

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例如

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我想向你求婚

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把整個計劃寫了進去

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不想給你知道

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真的嗎？

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不是

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舉個例子

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要 講

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不講

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講

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不講呀

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一定要講呀

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不講呀

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為什麼？心虛啊？

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-我的劍賣四千多元的
-講啊 不講啊

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-拿把便宜的
-講 那我講

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-不會傷人的給她吧
-你講我又不想聽

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你不講對嗎？

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我自己猜

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你何苦呢？

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我改回你生日了

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密碼不對

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十月五對嘛？

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十月二十五呀 王八蛋

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你改了自己生日嗎？

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為什麼你加了八個

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Double May 的呢？

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什麼May呀？

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我沒聽過 什麼來的？

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你根本就喜歡胸大的

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我從來都不喜歡胸大的

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那你喜不喜歡我呀？

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吓？

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（口型：喜歡）

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當然喜歡啦

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那就是我的胸不夠大？

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為什麼全都是小美眉來的？

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你根本就喜歡年輕的

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我根本就不喜歡年輕的

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那你喜不喜歡我？

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（口型：別回答）

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如果我說我不喜歡會怎樣？

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你不喜歡我？

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不是 當然喜歡

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那就是我不年輕了

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嘩

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我人又老

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胸又小

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難怪你不願意跟我結婚了

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你多久

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沒存過錢到我們那個聯名戶口了？

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那些錢去哪裡了？

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我幫電競隊訂了這件隊服

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很貴的

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不是給路人甲拿去當睡衣穿的

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路人甲？

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那 隊員才是主角嘛

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其他人就是路人甲囉

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還有那些錢呢？

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這玩意

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四萬多的

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嘩 四萬多的？

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臭小子

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我新買的

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千萬別弄花

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喂 喂喂 喂 喂

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冷靜點 冷靜點

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給我一個理由

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這部機子在升值

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所以呢？

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賣出去值四萬五的

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所以呢？

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一地玻璃碎

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還不是你來掃？

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陳熹

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你答應給我一個家的

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其實你現在隔兩天就過來下廚煮飯

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我們又可以坐在沙發上看電視

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其實都很有家的感覺了

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你就當作是家吧

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我當了十二年了

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我當你大爺

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我們分手

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我們分手吧

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你別想

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又可以再哄我回來

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你還等什麼？ 快追

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喂呀

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記得關火

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煲著湯

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臭小子

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我差點損失好幾萬了

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我說買了東西

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她還會相信我掙到錢

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我說沒有

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她就逼我換工作的了

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你打著一份工

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換另一份工作

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這樣才叫換工作

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你怎麼做都沒錢收的

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叫做義工

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你呀

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做到全家要貼錢

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不如辭工

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是邁向成功

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我是電競運動員

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我之後贏了這個比賽

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就會有第一個一百萬的了

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其實呢

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「幸福最大的障礙

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就是對未來

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有太大的期待」

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又是《心靈雞湯》那些書啊？

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你別再拖了

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-你結婚吧
-吓？

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我出錢

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你們擺酒

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你結了婚

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你就知道什麼叫分寸

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我反對

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他都不反對你反對幹嘛？

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太傻了

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為什麼？

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不是啊

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那我又想反對一下你的反對

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吓？

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要我馬上結婚可以

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不過要等價交換

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賣了這裡

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套現一千幾百萬出來

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我現在的電競隊

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正值如日方中

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是窮而已

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如果有幾百萬注資進來

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再加上香港冠軍這個名銜

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那我們就可以成為香港電競界的

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祖雲達斯

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甚至是復仇者聯盟

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我的房間

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冬涼夏暖

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樓上派對房

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整天在唱歌唱到跑調

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我們搬進來十幾年了

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整個客廳還有那股叉燒味

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我說最後一遍

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這個是尊重老媽的遺願

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家在 爐在

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老爸在

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永遠都不會賣的

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我上班啦

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記住

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我今晚訂了餐吃火鍋的

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你跟二哥學一下

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這就叫有分寸 讓我放心

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他自己生日

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會親自訂好自己的生日飯

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還是有陰謀啊？

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哪有？ 神經病

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大哥

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吃飯前你在家嗎？

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在

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我今天早下班

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回來找你聊幾句

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好

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陳鴻先生

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大廈入口是不是那個紅色的閘？

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它 藏起來了

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大閘又怎麼會藏起來呢？真是的

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不會說廣東話說國語不行嗎？

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那道門是後門

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你過了那道後門

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一路走 走到路口右拐

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大大的那一道 才是大門

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這個是《台灣小喵在香港》那個小喵？

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是呀 怎麼了？

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很紅的？

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男粉絲追看到虛脫了

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大姐 你坐電梯嗎？

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如果可以找到她做我們啦啦隊隊長

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那我們就可以有廣告收入

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再加上香港冠軍這個名銜

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你不要搞我的模特了

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嗨

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進來吧

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你就是一個人叮鈴鐺隆這樣來的？

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你可以說廣東話

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我聽得懂

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那就最好了

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你化好了妝沒有？

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吓？

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你化了妝沒有？

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哦 補回一點點就好了

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換衣服 那邊

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你別再糟蹋二哥的西裝了

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他當寶貝的

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這套我覺得我駕馭到的

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你別搗亂了

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得了

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嗨

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空調有點冷

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先穿上這外套吧

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你真的穿得很好看

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不好意思

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我是他同事來的

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叫阿Lung

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是烤燶的燶嗎？

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英文來的

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L-U-N-G Lung

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一條龍的龍

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那

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為什麼不叫Dragon？

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比較酷

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也對

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其實有沒有人跟你說過

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你超像凌波麗呀？

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其實我有另一個身份的 我是一名

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電競運動員

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-如果
-陳熹

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她穿就是凌波麗

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我穿就是路人甲

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有意思

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為什麼你還不下樓哄我？

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因為忘記了

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鐵證如山

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我們鐵定分手了

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我應該先做哪樣呀？

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應該先關火吧

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是的

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豬豬

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欸 欸

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剛回來又出去了

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快關火

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他們每天要關幾次

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那邊

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嘩

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我可以了

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你想怎樣拍？

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像這些一樣

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好舒服的 好優雅的

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好性感的 這樣

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沒問題

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好 舉高一點吧

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優雅

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再高點

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人煲合一

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很優雅的打開

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好 慢慢關

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再開 關上

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慢慢開 關上

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打開 關上

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好 另一邊

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放心 要剪也只是十幾根而已

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沒事的

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嘩

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沒事的 沒事沒事 又鬆開幾條了

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痛

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不痛吧 沒有弄到你的神經線吧

266
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我樣子好醜呀

267
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意外而已

268
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我剛剛 在外面

269
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就一直在裝酷

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就是想讓你

271
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覺得我好專業

272
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裝什麼？為什麼裝酷？

273
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其實 我是你的

274
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粉絲

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我好喜歡你的

276
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你以前在Yes雜誌

277
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替Danielle Graham

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拍的那個黑白人像照

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我特別喜歡

280
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是真的

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是你讓我知道

282
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人像最重要的

283
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就是眼神與氣質

284
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你啟發了我

285
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,039
有那麼厲害嗎？

286
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你看

287
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這是

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Danielle Graham嗎？

289
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不是 是你的

290
00:11:58,520 --> 00:11:59,959
「男城市驚喜」

291
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（牛頭角木村拓哉）

292
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這是噩夢 當時那個模特突然不來

293
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我才臨危受命的

294
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後來收到好多投訴信

295
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,439
應該也是有人寫來讚的吧？

296
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你不會就是台灣那個

297
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,880
四年級的貓妹妹吧？

298
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是呀 你記得？ 我

299
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哎呀

300
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嘩 長大了 長大了

301
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對 我長大了

302
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如果改天有機會的話

303
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我和你兩個人吃飯

304
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,320
可不可以？

305
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可以

306
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我常常去樓下茶餐廳吃沙爹牛肉麵的

307
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,240
旁邊經常都沒人坐

308
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:47,639
你彎的？

309
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小妹妹 是這樣

310
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我就是 還沒有準備好

311
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開始一段新的感情

312
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,440
就是「緣份這東西

313
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你太隨便

314
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就是會錯過

315
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,400
但是太認真

316
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就會難過」

317
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嘩

318
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,240
因為 她？

319
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,159
你們分開多久了？

320
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,640
不是很久啦

321
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,279
多久？

322
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三年

323
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好長情哦

324
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欸 什麼時候回來了？

325
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,959
剛剛 漏了一份文件

326
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喂 有些事情 今晚取消

327
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先不要過來

328
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,480
我明晚跟你解釋

329
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記得

330
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,599
收到短訊之後回我

331
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200
她叫什麼名字？

332
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,040
Monica

333
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她是怎樣的？

334
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,040
她是一個天使

335
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,799
三八

336
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你們要把它們拿去塗鴉？

337
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,560
這堆東西也不知道哪個同事撿回來的

338
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,360
是垃圾來的

339
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,479
你才是垃圾

340
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,080
把這堆東西撿回來的同事

341
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,080
就是我

342
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,360
告訴你這些叫

343
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,920
文物 至少也有

344
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,120
三十幾年歷史了

345
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,960
我也三十幾年歷史

346
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,480
你還不是罵我垃圾？

347
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,600
什麼事？

348
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,960
老闆 她們

349
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,400
要拿這些文物去噴塗鴉

350
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,520
不

351
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,040
不是說把它塗成草間彌生嗎？

352
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,160
是的 對的

353
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,400
吓？

354
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,920
你這幾年

355
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,680
撿了這麼多破爛回來

356
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,999
搞「老香港故事」系列

357
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,280
不用版權費 又有噱頭

358
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,360
好的

359
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,640
但是沒新意了

360
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,760
我們商場的人氣

361
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,960
不可以比朗豪坊和MOKO商場少

362
00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,720
這些不就是新火花嗎？

363
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,000
還可以推廣香港文化呢

364
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,440
開放心態 開放 開放

365
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,480
對呀 那我打電話去談草間彌生

366
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,080
如果套著「香港文化」四個字

367
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,120
不知會不會便宜點

368
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,040
當然是

369
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,120
抄襲不付錢算了

370
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,760
耶

371
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,520
香港文化

372
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,960
爾虞我詐 耶

373
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,560
開放心態 開放 開放

374
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,640
開你大爺 沒得商量

375
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,560
如果你們堅持這樣做

376
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,640
我就辭職

377
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,639
拜拜

378
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,040
大哥 大哥

379
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,799
喂 大哥

380
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,680
他倆就算不結婚

381
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,840
也應該同居

382
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:51,679
什麼啊？

383
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,840
《愛情是

384
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,600
與其等他改變

385
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,000
不如鵲巢鳩佔》

386
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,400
有意思

387
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,040
剛剛不是說要找你聊幾句嗎？

388
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,400
放輕鬆

389
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,999
相信我 小事

390
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,560
什麼事？

391
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:14,440
沒事

392
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,480
其實等下

393
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,720
是有事情發生的

394
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,200
什麼啊？

395
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,560
你答應我

396
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,560
我打開門後

397
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,840
要冷靜些 好嗎？

398
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:23,959
什麼啊？

399
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:24,840
沒事

400
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,640
外賣到

401
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,200
謝謝兩位三千九百五

402
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,759
三千九百五？

403
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,160
那真的冷靜不了

404
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,200
五袋食物 差不多八百元一袋

405
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,040
沒關係

406
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:38,920
我請客嘛

407
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,600
看來這次真的有陰謀了

408
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,280
上一次 你叫一千元外賣那次

409
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,760
是發生了些事情

410
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:45,920
什麼啊？

411
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,920
你欺負了我老婆

412
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,160
什麼啊？

413
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,440
你帶女孩子

414
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,720
去遊船河

415
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,120
把我的相機掉進海裡了

416
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,200
害我損失三萬多呢

417
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,360
這次是什麼事？

418
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,160
一場兄弟

419
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,640
《英雄本色》Mark哥

420
00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,720
一講完這句對白

421
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,480
他就中槍死了 你小心

422
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,720
唉 你先聽我說

423
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,520
你連鍋底都準備好了？

424
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,480
鍋底不是我弄的

425
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,640
哥 你聽我講

426
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,720
唉 到了 那麼晚？

427
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,160
你何時回來的？

428
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,720
整個下午都在

429
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,760
你不是外出哄豬豬了嘛？

430
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,640
真的分手了？

431
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,720
破鏡重圓了

432
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,800
鍋底是你弄的？

433
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,999
可以吃了

434
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,360
好 今天我就弄了鴛鴦湯底

435
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,160
這一個麻辣湯底呢

436
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,600
我是用了四川二荊條來炒

437
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,560
先麻後辣尾甜

438
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,520
大哥你不吃辣的嘛

439
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:38,160
我就煲了這個烏雞滋補湯給你

440
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,160
合適你的年紀

441
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:39,880
乖豬

442
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,560
你倆的愛恨風火輪越轉越快

443
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,480
我們怎跟得上呢

444
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,080
能轉回來就好了

445
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,360
喂 豬豬 坐下

446
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,440
有些事跟你聊

447
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,440
喂 先聊我的吧

448
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,440
先聊這件事

449
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,320
坐下 豬豬

450
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,520
其實你跟我們一家人呢

451
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,160
真的結下了不解之緣

452
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,560
你還和我們三弟

453
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,360
墮入愛河這麼多年

454
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,280
根本就跟一家人沒什麼分別的

455
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,040
對嗎？

456
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,600
我正在事業拼搏期

457
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,160
暫時不打算結婚

458
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,320
以他這樣的態度

459
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,880
我逼他也沒意思吧？

460
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,920
我不是叫你們結婚

461
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,360
我是誠意邀請你

462
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,640
搬進來住

463
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,440
這不太好吧

464
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,679
你什麼意思啊？

465
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,760
我要尊重她的家規

466
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,120
她外婆說過

467
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:20,960
她一天不結婚

468
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,080
都不可以去男孩子家那邊過夜的

469
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,320
她好像昨晚才在這兒過夜呢

470
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,280
我不是跟你講過了？

471
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,280
別趁你外婆睡得早留在這過夜嘛

472
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,320
好了 我教訓她了

473
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,040
所以我想到一個

474
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,560
表面看起來沒什麼分別

475
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,120
但其實有很大分別的原因給你

476
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:38,920
表面上

477
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,200
你不是來住

478
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,720
而是來這裡打工

479
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,200
這樣 從明天開始

480
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,600
我們三兄弟

481
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,360
合供你一份錢

482
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:50,120
你名正言順搬進來

483
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,760
每天提供我們兩餐

484
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,400
那是不是跟我外婆一樣

485
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,440
做馬姐啊？

486
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,640
不同

487
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,920
現在哪有馬姐啊？

488
00:18:59,000 --> 00:18:59,920
別這樣想

489
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,200
菲傭？

490
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,120
不同的

491
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,240
很多菲傭

492
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,280
是睡廁所的

493
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,920
你跟三弟的房間那麼大

494
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,720
哦 就是

495
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,920
白天要幹活

496
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,600
然後晚上要陪少爺睡的小妹？

497
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,400
不同的

498
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,840
確實有些少爺會娶小妹的

499
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,600
除了那份伙食費

500
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,920
我們再加一份家用的錢給你
覺得怎樣？

501
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,000
突然這麼多衝擊

502
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,120
好亂呀

503
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,640
不如交給你們三兄弟投票決定吧

504
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:25,879
贊成的舉手

505
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,440
我反對

506
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,600
你們打亂了我的計劃了

507
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,680
難道你有計劃的嗎？

508
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,440
這麼有趣？

509
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,240
一直都有

510
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,400
不然怎麼做香港冠軍呀？

511
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,560
二弟？

512
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,480
我贊成

513
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,280
家裡有點人氣總歸是好事來的

514
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,680
能有住家飯吃

515
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,920
真是健康無價

516
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,360
歡迎你

517
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,680
以後當自己家一樣就可以了

518
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,560
多謝

519
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,960
恭喜你 豬豬

520
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,520
那以後你們三個的健康就包在我身上了

521
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,760
哦 他們兩個而已

522
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,320
我馬上

523
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,320
會搬出去跟女朋友住

524
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,280
吓？

525
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,480
你談戀愛了嗎？

526
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,480
現在不就告訴你們了？

527
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,360
你不是在存錢買房嗎？

528
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,240
那你搬出去不就浪費租金嗎？

529
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,240
我搬去她那兒住嘛

530
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,960
那不就花女人的錢嗎？

531
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,120
我會交租給她的嘛

532
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,480
那不就浪費租金嗎？

533
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,520
那你想我怎麼辦？

534
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:16,920
唉 你大方點

535
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,960
我每次有女朋友

536
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,240
我都會立刻帶她回來跟你們吃飯的

537
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,480
每次有女朋友？

538
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,400
你十幾年就帶過一個回來而已

539
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,280
哪個？

540
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,319
他上次失戀傷心到割大腿那個嘛

541
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,760
你沒事吧？

542
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,720
我沒事

543
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,040
嗨

544
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,280
嗨

545
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,920
好久沒見了

546
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,120
是呀

547
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,680
三年了

548
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,320
是嗎？

549
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,040
我沒算呢

550
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,440
你 為什麼突然出現的？

551
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,720
我見門沒鎖的

552
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,320
就自己走進來咯

553
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,160
你找我找得這麼突然？

554
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,919
我不是來找你

555
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,279
我找他

556
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:24,960
大哥

557
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,320
她就是我女朋友

558
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,000
搞什麼？

559
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,079
愚人節嗎？

560
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,159
我真是他女朋友

561
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,560
關火

562
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,520
這火真的不知怎麼關了

563
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,080
我公司大半年前

564
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,640
剛巧接了他們的項目

565
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,080
重逢後又有些交流

566
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,759
再之後就發展了

567
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,080
我們一起半年的了

568
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,400
我剛剛想講的

569
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,439
其實是這件事

570
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,200
大哥

571
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,919
大哥 你可以嗎？

572
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,800
你不是說一早跟他說了

573
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:29,920
說他接受的嗎？

574
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,880
我工作壓力已經很大的了

575
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,600
我在想

576
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,080
這頓飯之前講都算是一早嘛

577
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,800
而我以為他能接受的

578
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,760
憑什麼你覺得有一丁點機會

579
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,640
他能接受呢？

580
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,840
你是完全不了解你大哥的

581
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,960
Josephine 你們認識的

582
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,200
嗨 還是我

583
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,520
是呀 蠻好的

584
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,800
咦？你瘦了漂亮了

585
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,840
是呀

586
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,560
對啦 吃飯了嗎？

587
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,400
一起吃吧

588
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,320
我本來就是過來吃飯的

589
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,360
你怎麼不說

590
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:58,640
我發了短訊給你

591
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,760
叫你別來的嘛

592
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,360
哪有？

593
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,680
有哦

594
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,319
恭喜呀

595
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,280
對不起

596
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,760
其實一開始

597
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,440
我對Bernard也有些保留的

598
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,440
但後來我覺得

599
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,520
如果不放下過去

600
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,439
又怎樣迎接更好的未來呢？

601
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,920
什麼過去？

602
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,880
我們談過戀愛那回事？

603
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,119
我自己都不記得

604
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,760
把你交給我的二弟

605
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,200
大哥最開心

606
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,719
你生日

607
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,960
又談戀愛

608
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,680
雙喜臨門

609
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,999
慶祝一下 來

610
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,720
開心

611
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,440
吃飯

612
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,480
好 來 吃飯吃飯

613
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,600
來 坐

614
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,760
欸 幫手嘛

615
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,920
來

616
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,480
謝謝

617
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,959
坐吧 坐吧

618
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,919
吃飯 吃飯 吃飯

619
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,000
哦 明白了

620
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,160
剛才說要搬出去 是因為我 對不對？

621
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,760
幹什麼？你當我小學生啊？

622
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,800
我們想多相處而已

623
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,640
你住這也可以繼續相處的

624
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,160
你看他們多如膠似漆

625
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,400
對啊

626
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,560
黏在一起也挺溫馨的

627
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,920
不如這樣

628
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,120
既然你們那麼想相處多一些

629
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,719
我誠邀你搬來一起住

630
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:50,440
好呀

631
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,320
大哥是非常歡迎的

632
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:55,080
不太好

633
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:55,959
多好啊

634
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,880
一家人坦蕩蕩嘛

635
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:58,840
連這也介意

636
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,040
就真的是小學生啦 對吧大哥？

637
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,160
那當然

638
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,480
這裡有地方

639
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,959
多一個人住沒分別的

640
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,520
你還住在那間劏房？

641
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:07,600
是呀

642
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,600
那邊哪裡夠兩個人住？

643
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,560
床那麼小

644
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,160
我那時每次睡完都腰痛半天

645
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,280
其實如果大家不介意

646
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,400
我真的可以搬過來

647
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,240
你昨天明明不是這樣說的哦？

648
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,800
我今天又覺得可以這樣說

649
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,520
開放心態

650
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,120
但我比較喜歡去你那邊住

651
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,320
那她搬過來住

652
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,799
你搬去她那邊住就成了

653
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,800
但你們真的不介意

654
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,960
我真的有好多東西搬過來的

655
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,119
再多都放得下

656
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,760
好哦

657
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,280
不好吧 我真覺得

658
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,240
我有個提議

659
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,120
不如讓你們三兄弟投票決定吧

660
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,560
贊成的舉手

661
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,560
我反對

662
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,040
我贊成

663
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,680
家裡有點人氣總歸是好事

664
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,240
能一家團聚 真是親情無價

665
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:10,440
恭喜

666
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:11,960
謝謝

667
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,200
把這裡當成自己家就好

668
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,680
在這裡住還有她包餐呢

669
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,240
二哥會出你那份錢

670
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,120
是嗎？

671
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,480
幾點開飯？

672
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,400
八點

673
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,440
可不可以多煮點？

674
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,560
第二天帶飯

675
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,519
可以

676
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,720
對不起 大哥

677
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,040
遲了告訴你

678
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,640
傻瓜

679
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,640
沒事

680
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,120
好

681
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,880
是有事

682
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,320
但是大哥會把它變成沒事

683
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,160
我知道很老土

684
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,200
行啦 不用說了

685
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,640
一場兄弟

686
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,000
這句對白說完會死哦

687
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,079
信大哥得永生

688
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,480
大哥作主

689
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,719
都扛得住

690
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,519
輕點

691
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,280
絕版的

692
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,520
不是鵲巢鳩佔

693
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,280
是軍事政變

694
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,120
好貴的

695
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,000
豬豬

696
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,920
原來你有那麼多東西的

697
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,600
全部廚具都是新買的

698
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,200
你不是失業的嗎？

699
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,400
那成本這東西

700
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,000
當然算到你們這群客戶頭上

701
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:04,280
嘩嘩嘩

702
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,559
豬豬

703
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,000
你在這開酒樓嗎？

704
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,720
不是我的

705
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,480
放哪兒呀？

706
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,600
不用問都知道是誰的了

707
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,120
過來看看是否夠位放 來

708
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:17,880
給你 謝謝

709
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,720
謝謝

710
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,639
喂 沒問題 找你

711
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,960
喂

712
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,240
喂 大哥

713
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:26,920
是

714
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:27,680
Monica搬家的東西

715
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,880
一會送過來

716
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,160
她說還有一堆招牌和一對大龍鳳

717
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,080
那兩隻神獸

718
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,640
已經降臨在我們的凡間了

719
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,280
還有

720
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,080
我訂了一張新的雙人床

721
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,360
你等下可不可以幫我收貨？

722
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,360
行

723
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,520
謝謝 大哥

724
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,960
舊床還要不要？

725
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,639
送去堆填區吧 謝謝

726
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,320
快點 抄牌了

727
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,600
兄弟 那新床呢

728
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,960
還沒安裝的？

729
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,439
不包安裝的

730
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,200
不得了啦

731
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,640
連床都幫他們裝好？

732
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,840
嗯

733
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,520
大哥 我為你驕傲

734
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,360
嗯

735
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:13,280
嗯

736
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,600
我的天啦

737
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,879
連床都幫他們裝好

738
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,480
嗯

739
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,560
嗯

740
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,840
沒想到啦

741
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,200
我都是有底線的

742
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,960
我是說想不到我的東西真的這麼礙事

743
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600
我是否過了你的底線了？

744
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,480
不是 不是 不是

745
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,839
底線永遠都可以有更底的

746
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,760
你知道我的老闆破壞它們嗎？

747
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,080
所以我現在像《舒特拉的名單》那樣

748
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,520
一個一個救它們出來

749
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,840
你好像比以前還

750
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,040
情緒化了對嗎？

751
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,000
醫生說是壓力來的

752
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,959
我上班 還要兼讀博士生

753
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,160
加上對世界的不滿

754
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,120
只要一受刺激

755
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,920
我就會 失控

756
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,559
例如是什麼？

757
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,720
例如 有些人不珍惜文明

758
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,080
什麼都當成垃圾

759
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,880
什麼都隨便扔掉的

760
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,600
那就對了

761
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,560
二弟換了張新床給你

762
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,600
讓你睡得舒服

763
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,680
減減壓

764
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,639
舊那張呢？

765
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
送去堆填區了？

766
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,360
老人院

767
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,440
我親自送過去的

768
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,880
其實我說了搬舊的那張過來不就得了

769
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:32,880
不用買的

770
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,160
不行

771
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,559
你那張床 我那時多晃幾下

772
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,600
這張圖是錯的喔

773
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,680
不是吧

774
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,599
你看一下

775
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,600
沒關係

776
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,280
沒圖沒壓力

777
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,840
輕鬆安裝

778
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,679
都是四方框那樣

779
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,920
這東西那麼醜你還留住？

780
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,280
為什麼會藏到這裡來的？

781
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,800
我最討厭這東西的了

782
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,520
無緣無故要我扮成工廠妹

783
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,400
那麼醜

784
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,960
公司都是覺得你漂亮

785
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,439
才找你出鏡的嘛

786
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,680
你這幾年有談戀愛嗎？

787
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,760
沒有

788
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,160
沒有固定的

789
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:45,440
太多選擇 眼花撩亂

790
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,560
你知道我的了

791
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,440
怎樣都要曖昧上一年半載

792
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,080
才會出手的

793
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,400
不過呢 現在有個女孩子

794
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,479
差不多曖昧完

795
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,160
時機成熟

796
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,840
帶回家 給你看一下

797
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,799
好呀

798
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:18,040
寶貝豬

799
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,360
好了好了

800
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,000
讓我來

801
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,440
喂 你幹什麼？

802
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,680
我這些便宜貨來的

803
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,160
掛在客廳就可以

804
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,840
咦？新床來的？

805
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,880
是呀

806
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,360
我今天跟你大哥裝的

807
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,680
你倆裝的？

808
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,240
嗯 你知不知道

809
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,160
你大哥感情有着落了

810
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,320
我們不用擔心了

811
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:38,480
他有着落了？

812
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:39,120
嗯

813
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,280
開飯了

814
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:40,960
哦

815
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,440
吃飯

816
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,360
嘩 西洋菜街噢

817
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,440
嘩 真的像西洋菜街一樣

818
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,760
你大哥說全掛上去的

819
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,560
挺好看的

820
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,680
嗯 坐

821
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,080
嘩 又是扣肉又是豬腳

822
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,200
地盤放飯嗎？

823
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,600
來 我去開支啤酒來

824
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,520
你女朋友外表是文青界

825
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,840
內裡是民工界

826
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,800
這麼巧煮了她愛吃的？

827
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,200
大哥有講過想我煮些什麼的

828
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,040
來了

829
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,520
看這豬肉多肥美

830
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,520
大哥還沒回來

831
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,480
要不要等他？

832
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,080
說了準時八點開飯的嘛

833
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:19,919
吃吧

834
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,800
對啊 那我先吃了

835
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,880
吃飯

836
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,280
他回來了

837
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:28,640
小心

838
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,800
喵喵 沒事嘛？

839
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,480
沒事沒事

840
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,880
你的腿沒擦傷吧？

841
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,279
沒事吧

842
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,240
我來介紹

843
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,760
我女朋友

844
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,080
我叫阿喵

845
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,919
豬豬

846
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:45,840
讓位

847
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:47,799
讓位

848
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,520
喵喵

849
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,840
我去盛飯飯

850
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,960
你先坐坐

851
00:33:59,040 --> 00:33:59,759
好

852
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,440
我想我猜到你們誰是誰

853
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,400
你是我見過的三弟阿Lung

854
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,760
你是三弟女朋友Josephine

855
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,520
嗨

856
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,360
那

857
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,360
你就是二弟陳禮

858
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,520
你是二弟女朋友Monica

859
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,360
嗨

860
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,440
你是否就是網上那位

861
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,080
（日文）是 多謝大家多多支持

862
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,280
親一個 好耶

863
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,959
親一個 好耶

864
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,200
好耶

865
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,320
為什麼你會和我大哥

866
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,280
「相信的就是命運

867
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,360
不信的就是緣份」

868
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,480
他真的好有文采

869
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,159
好一個天真的Double May

870
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,760
什麼是 Double May？

871
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,440
不知道

872
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,560
我都沒聽過

873
00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:54,000
我猜Double May就是

874
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,120
兩個五月 就是

875
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,120
潤五月吧

876
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,360
是的

877
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,560
家常便飯 阿喵喵

878
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,720
謝謝

879
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,040
吃飯飯

880
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,800
不用說疊字吧

881
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,960
阿喵喵教我的

882
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,080
她說熱戀中的人

883
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,480
時間過得慢點

884
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,080
所以平凡人聽我們說話

885
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,080
會有時差

886
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,240
好像疊字

887
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,919
其實我們沒有說疊字的

888
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,360
吃腸腸

889
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,440
梅菜扣肉

890
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:26,719
我試一下

891
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,640
好好吃

892
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:32,640
煮得好

893
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,040
為什麼你只是吃了一條梅菜

894
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,720
就斷定到她煮得好呢？

895
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,720
一碟梅菜扣肉

896
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,240
能夠做到梅菜都有肉味

897
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,280
才流露出

898
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,600
廚師的功力

899
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,360
識貨

900
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,000
煮一碟這樣的肉肉

901
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,880
真的這麼難難的嗎 喵喵？

902
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,080
好難難的

903
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,840
你知不知道梅菜有多少沙

904
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,400
要洗多少次？

905
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,120
這塊五花肉要煮完再炸

906
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,560
梅菜要炒

907
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,800
然後再一起蒸

908
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,560
你咬一口

909
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,639
可知道人家花了多少功夫？

910
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,160
你煮的？

911
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,240
你怎麼知道？

912
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,160
好明顯

913
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,840
你是天才小廚師來的

914
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,280
我不會煮的

915
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,760
是我以前有個男朋友

916
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,280
是酒店總廚來的

917
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,880
嗯 你這麼厲害 不如

918
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,200
做烹飪網紅吧

919
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,680
是不是長得好漂亮那種？

920
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,480
不一定 你這種

921
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,959
都有人喜歡的

922
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,360
現在沒幾個三十五歲以下的女人

923
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,360
可以做到你做到的事

924
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:54,800
我四十

925
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,160
沒差了

926
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,840
你就加入我團隊吧

927
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,680
阿喵的團隊叫做喵家軍

928
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,600
有好多人想進也進不去

929
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,840
你真的那麼棒棒豬的？

930
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,600
嘩 你是他男朋友

931
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,480
你不知道嗎？

932
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,640
我們前幾天才剛認識嘛

933
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:12,600
還有很多了解的空間的

934
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,080
前幾天？

935
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,959
擦出火花就前幾天

936
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,240
但事實上 我們那個炭精

937
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,480
應該蘊釀了有整整

938
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,000
二十年了

939
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,960
就是好像那些佛偈說

940
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,920
要五百次回眸

941
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,280
才換來一次擦肩

942
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,840
我們應該是

943
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,360
五十次擦肩

944
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,880
換來今天

945
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,560
初戀的第一天

946
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,960
五十次擦肩

947
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,360
那不就是五十肩嗎？

948
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,240
你們擦出火花就幾天

949
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,160
就那麼甜蜜

950
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,560
看來隨時有機會閃婚喔

951
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,719
那麼刺激

952
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,160
至少多給我兩個星期

953
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:57,320
了解了解

954
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,920
你有什麼想了解呢？

955
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,080
你問我就行了

956
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,080
放心

957
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,640
我有我自己的方法去知道的

958
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,680
他們認識了幾天就談戀愛

959
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,840
有點奇怪

960
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,800
是時候讓大家猜猜我彈哪首歌了 開始

961
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,520
幹什麼？

962
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,120
你要我換電話？

963
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,840
你知不知道那些電子垃圾

964
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,880
-正在毀滅
-冷靜點好嗎？

965
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,040
舊的那部不扔

966
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,720
我幫你資料備份後收起來 行吧？

967
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,640
我自己備份

968
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,880
你是否有什麼秘密的片藏著

969
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,719
神經病

970
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,080
又是新電話又是新床

971
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,560
浪費金錢

972
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,920
值得的

973
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,560
這張油壓床

974
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,999
床底下可以收納的

975
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,200
床面上又可以放其他的

976
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,440
什麼叫油壓床呢

977
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,960
把油壓安裝進去之後

978
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,760
床板很容易抬起來

979
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,480
還有 就算放手也不會掉下來

980
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,640
撐住 放手

981
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,720
真的？

982
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:58,960
真的 放手

983
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,080
真的嗎？

984
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,080
真的

985
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,040
數三聲放吧

986
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,639
一 二

987
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:06,199
三

988
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,200
寶貝豬 不用怕

989
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,360
夾住手而已

990
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,759
過來幫我抬起來

991
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,640
不怕 再來呀

992
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:28,640
抬起它

993
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,879
試試把床板也抬起來

994
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,360
搞什麼？

995
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,960
你幹嘛不把油壓裝到油壓床裡？

996
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,280
什麼油壓床呀？

997
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,320
現在什麼年代了？

998
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,240
大哥陪你去醫院

999
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,880
不用不用 我陪他可以了

1000
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,760
女朋友去 女朋友快點去

1001
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:57,360
Siri

1002
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,640
油壓床

1003
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,240
低一點

1004
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,000
低一點

1005
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,400
好 你挺會的

1006
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,000
好了？

1007
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:05,920
好了

1008
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,680
我以前有個男朋友

1009
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,120
是攝影師來的

1010
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,360
你戴墨鏡的樣子

1011
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,999
超帥

1012
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,360
是呀

1013
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,240
每次拍照

1014
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,080
我都喜歡找些參考的

1015
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,080
有時難免參考得比較像

1016
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,080
我都知道

1017
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,400
但是我覺得沒有問題

1018
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,960
因為抄得好不容易的

1019
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:31,959
真是不容易的

1020
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,840
但是有一點我想知道

1021
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,720
如果沒有參考

1022
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:36,959
你會怎樣拍？

1023
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,840
魔法師 魔法師 撐著

1024
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,840
加血 幫我加血

1025
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,200
水魔法水魔法

1026
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,760
冰魔法過去冰魔法

1027
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,280
我 動不了

1028
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,480
你中了什麼招？

1029
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,680
囡魔法

1030
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,520
誰出的招？

1031
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,719
我大嫂的

1032
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,080
你大哥在房裡

1033
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,520
Josephine上天台去

1034
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,440
這裡

1035
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,080
剩下我們倆

1036
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,240
是呀

1037
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,040
我們可以安靜地

1038
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,520
說秘密

1039
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,360
為什麼找我？

1040
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,280
因為這個屋子裡

1041
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,240
你最像

1042
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,759
無間道

1043
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,440
有眼光

1044
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,920
不過要等價交換

1045
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,920
你要做我們的「啦啦隊隊長」

1046
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,760
幫我們電競隊 漲粉

1047
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,000
你們隊伍叫什麼名字？

1048
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,280
邪釘橫輝

1049
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,640
可以換個名字才合作嗎？

1050
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:49,560
不行

1051
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,480
那就要先看你的表現

1052
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,800
好

1053
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,800
我們這個家族的構成簡直千絲萬縷

1054
00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,600
首先

1055
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,200
我老爸跟大哥的老媽

1056
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,000
生下了大哥

1057
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,560
那我們離婚吧

1058
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:04,640
另一方面

1059
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,280
我老媽和二哥的老爸生了二哥

1060
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,840
而我大哥和二哥

1061
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,520
一個十二歲

1062
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,200
一個三歲

1063
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,400
才成為兩兄弟

1064
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:13,560
故事去到最後

1065
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:14,760
最重要的那個人

1066
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,880
我出現了

1067
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:17,920
你猜我是怎樣來的？

1068
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
你是 你老爸

1069
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,120
和你老媽生出來的

1070
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,160
好厲害

1071
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,759
這樣都給你猜到 這麽複雜

1072
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,600
所以這裡原本是你們爸爸的叉燒工場

1073
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,120
只是你們拿來住了

1074
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,080
對

1075
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,880
我大哥做不好叉燒

1076
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,920
我二哥又不肯做叉燒

1077
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,400
我就寧願做塊叉燒

1078
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,720
十幾年前工廠結業後

1079
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,160
我們就搬進來住了

1080
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,400
外面「有福」

1081
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,840
就是你爸爸的名字？

1082
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,120
不對

1083
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,160
是我老媽的名字

1084
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,240
老媽最厲害就是拿雞毛掃招呼兒子

1085
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,760
她還有些奇怪的規矩

1086
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,000
就是我們還未到30歲

1087
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,560
我們每晚都一定要回家

1088
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,760
一起吃晚飯

1089
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,960
大哥現在還堅持這樣做

1090
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,800
可是你們都那麼大了

1091
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:00,880
還可以這樣做？

1092
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,280
不難啊

1093
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,800
大哥這麼自閉

1094
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,440
二哥沉迷炒手辦

1095
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,360
我又窮

1096
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,480
大哥肯請客

1097
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,880
我們當然不拒絕了

1098
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,760
那他以前那個

1099
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,840
Monica呢？

1100
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,520
他們工作認識

1101
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,320
然後姣婆遇着脂粉客那樣就在一起了

1102
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,000
什麼？

1103
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,400
意思是百年好合那種

1104
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,560
大哥好愛她的

1105
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,240
那個女生好像

1106
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,560
又要搞保育

1107
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,080
搞什麼文化研究

1108
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,160
沒時間陪他

1109
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:35,879
保育？

1110
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,960
那就跟二弟的女朋友一樣？

1111
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,400
大哥那個Monica光頭的

1112
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,480
六呎高

1113
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,400
吓？那

1114
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:45,240
為什麼他喜歡我？

1115
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,360
下雨啦 要收衣服

1116
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,839
沒下呀 欸

1117
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,599
光頭啊？

1118
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,600
剛剛送來你那些招牌我幫你簽收了

1119
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,959
硬盤呢？

1120
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,240
USB硬盤呀

1121
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,719
什麼USB硬盤？

1122
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,760
那時候 那隻

1123
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,240
你想看？

1124
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,800
我要你拆爛磨碎

1125
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,560
磨成粉

1126
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,960
我要這個世界沒人在看到這硬盤

1127
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,640
這不就是電子垃圾？

1128
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,880
這個時候不要跟我講這些

1129
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,600
我找找 我找找

1130
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,880
你沒保管好它的嗎？

1131
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,680
前陣子我翻看得比較多

1132
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,680
就不太記得放在哪裡

1133
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,600
你只有一份的吧？

1134
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,800
你沒拷貝對嗎？

1135
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,480
沒的 應該

1136
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,600
答得肯定些

1137
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,519
沒的

1138
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,920
什麼顏色的？

1139
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,920
紅色 應該是

1140
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,440
答得肯定些呀

1141
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,200
紅色

1142
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,240
快 二弟快回來了

1143
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,680
做什麼 我們光明磊落 怕什麼？

1144
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:11,280
那 如果他問我們在這裡幹嘛

1145
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,200
你怎回答呀？

1146
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,280
找東西咯

1147
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,200
找什麼？

1148
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,680
快

1149
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:17,880
不是說是紅色的嗎？

1150
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,919
先全部翻出來找找

1151
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,120
以後有什麼事你先發短訊給我吧

1152
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,640
不要引起無謂的誤會了

1153
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,360
也對

1154
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,120
差點忘了你最喜歡發短訊

1155
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,720
不喜歡當面講的

1156
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,440
什麼啊？

1157
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,600
沒事了

1158
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,600
你想說什麼啊？

1159
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,160
沒事了 我原諒你了

1160
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,120
原諒什麼啊？

1161
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,120
沒事了

1162
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,440
你以後有什麼

1163
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,360
你真的想講的時候就發短訊給我好了

1164
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,800
看 我就說吧

1165
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,680
什麼啊？

1166
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,040
沒事了

1167
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,640
欸 你有什麼想說就說吧

1168
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,480
你連分手

1169
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,800
都是發訊息這件事

1170
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,080
就不用我再提了

1171
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,440
用短訊分手那個

1172
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,520
是你

1173
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,160
是你

1174
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,600
算了算了算了

1175
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:01,880
不糾結了

1176
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,840
就算你再不成熟也罷了

1177
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,959
都過去那麼久了

1178
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,560
我-們-分-手-吧

1179
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,120
前面你說的話那麼絕情

1180
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,640
你不是想逼我說這句話嗎

1181
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,319
我哪裡說話絕情了？

1182
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,120
那你研究文物是真的花很多時間的嘛

1183
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:31,440
你每天熬夜

1184
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,880
我真的不知你睡到幾點才醒的嘛

1185
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,479
我的話哪有問題呢？

1186
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,040
你自己不要亂加標點符號哦

1187
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,080
你前一晚

1188
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,720
說自己重了

1189
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:53,920
想減肥

1190
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,999
我不就跟你說

1191
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,720
那 最後這句你沒話好說了吧

1192
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,399
OK bye!

1193
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,240
我是說

1194
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,600
「總之我們在一起就會OK」呀

1195
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,720
我是打錯了一個字而已

1196
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,400
這麼巧哦

1197
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,480
那鍵盤上P在O旁邊嘛

1198
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,440
所以我在後面補了「OK」兩字囉

1199
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,560
你不是問我「OK嗎」這個意思？

1200
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,520
我沒打問號的

1201
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,680
那你又跟我說拜？

1202
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,760
那我講完了就禮貌性

1203
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,960
說拜拜

1204
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,800
早叫你學好中文的了

1205
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,160
那P是英文來的嘛

1206
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,200
所以我們在一起四年

1207
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,760
就是因為我打錯了一個字

1208
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,120
導致我們分手了

1209
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,000
那你又不再找我？

1210
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,199
你叫我以後不要再找你的嘛

1211
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,200
死八公 死八公 死八公

1212
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,680
我叫你去死你不去死？

1213
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,599
你怎知道我不會？

1214
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,560
那我們以後怎麼辦？

1215
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,680
我向二弟謝罪吧

1216
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,400
那你很可憐的

1217
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,640
那我們私奔吧

1218
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,760
那他很可憐的

1219
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,680
那我們繼續偷情吧

1220
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
那我會很累的

1221
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,880
總之

1222
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,839
我們要在一起

1223
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,560
這就是天意吧

1224
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,720
天意

1225
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,800
對呀 我們都合不來 對嗎？

1226
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,760
對呀 還有我現在對你

1227
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,080
都沒有那種

1228
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,360
愛的感覺

1229
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,120
說起來都

1230
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,400
有點肉麻

1231
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,280
我跟Bernard現在都很好

1232
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:08,760
我覺得我們是那些

1233
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,840
命中註定的

1234
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,720
Soulmates （心靈伴侶）

1235
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,040
我和阿喵喵都是

1236
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,000
兩條「蘇眉」

1237
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:13,800
大家都

1238
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:14,560
「蘇眉」

1239
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,040
阿喵來了？

1240
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,159
她在洗澡

1241
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,680
她剛才被鳥屎砸到

1242
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,600
所以要洗澡

1243
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,080
二弟

1244
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,799
嗨

1245
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,040
喂 寶貝

1246
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,400
為什麼在房間打給我？

1247
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,800
我有份禮物放在

1248
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,560
廁所給你

1249
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,760
廁所 為什麼放廁所？

1250
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,560
有驚喜喜 對吧

1251
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,879
我現在回去找

1252
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,480
喂 你回來了？

1253
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,440
怎麼你突然間在這裡？

1254
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,280
我跟著你回來的嘛

1255
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,080
你的手 醫生叫你不要那麼緊 放鬆點

1256
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,360
好痛

1257
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,039
乖 我幫你摘掉 放心吧

1258
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,680
禮物 禮物

1259
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,680
寶貝在哪裡？我找不到

1260
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,999
我找給你吧

1261
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,760
全新的

1262
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,759
寶貝

1263
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,480
我很感動

1264
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,320
你呀

1265
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,159
這麼早就想人家住進來

1266
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,319
我考慮考慮

1267
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,360
這東西那麼醜你還留住？

1268
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,119
為什麼會藏到這裡來的？

1269
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,840
今天是我們家Josephine

1270
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,160
成為烹飪網紅的第一步

1271
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,600
這一頓飯

1272
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,880
是創意和廚藝的結合

1273
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,640
豬當牛

1274
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,320
牛當豬

1275
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,000
蟹當魚

1276
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,240
魚當蟹

1277
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,600
還有這一道香甜苦瓜湯

1278
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,999
苦瓜啫喱 甜品來的

1279
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,360
還有

1280
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,760
轉到七彩飯

1281
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,600
謝謝

1282
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,600
厲害

1283
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,600
大家要認真給意見囉

1284
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,200
好 大家吃飯

1285
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:30,440
吃飯 吃飯

1286
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,040
寶貝 吃肉肉 給點意見

1287
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:33,800
好

1288
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:34,839
謝謝

1289
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,679
這個豬做得跟牛一樣

1290
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,000
牛又做得像豬一樣 但是

1291
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,760
為什麼我要吃豬當牛和牛當豬呢

1292
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:01,000
哦 對了 為時麼要吃假裝啫喱的湯

1293
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,800
和裝彩虹的飯呢？

1294
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,360
幹嘛 ？

1295
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,840
之前你們都沒有這樣問的

1296
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,560
其實我完全不知道自己在做什麼

1297
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,080
你就是裝得太多了

1298
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,880
但是觀眾最想要看的

1299
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:16,120
是最真實的你

1300
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,079
回到原點

1301
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,160
假設他是你最愛的人

1302
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,440
喂 什麼假設

1303
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,200
他是你最愛的人

1304
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,960
你看著他

1305
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:35,359
現在你要衷心的做一個菜給他吃

1306
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:37,400
你會做什麼菜？

1307
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,199
屎

1308
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:46,000
你還是加回「假設」二字

1309
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,280
假設你是他最愛的人

1310
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,600
回想一下

1311
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,160
當初為什麼要跟他一起？

1312
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,640
真造孽

1313
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,840
我阿媽包伙食的嘛

1314
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,480
每天就去他們爸爸的場去拿叉燒

1315
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,600
之後就一起吃午飯

1316
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,200
然後就

1317
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,920
那時候好搞笑的

1318
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,520
豬豬那時候就十五歲

1319
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,080
三弟就九歲

1320
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:12,960
她呀

1321
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,640
童養媳一樣餵三弟吃飯

1322
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:15,959
哪有餵呢 ？

1323
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,320
我自己扒的

1324
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,640
你們九歲就開始

1325
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,600
那你們就是註定的

1326
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,120
永結同心

1327
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:24,240
跟白頭偕老啊

1328
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,720
但在張愛玲的世界裡面呢

1329
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,560
「白頭到老」和「永結同心」
是兩回事來的

1330
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,799
永結同心也不錯

1331
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,280
要白頭到老很容易的

1332
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,880
現在有染髮劑的嘛

1333
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,040
你喜歡黃頭到老又可以

1334
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,280
鴨屎綠頭到老都可以嘛

1335
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,640
鴨屎綠頭到老？

1336
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,359
渣古那樣

1337
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,920
那你會煮什麼給他吃？

1338
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:51,520
我？

1339
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,640
叉燒吧

1340
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:56,520
他們從小吃到大的嘛

1341
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,640
全錯

1342
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,080
我爸爸做的叉燒

1343
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,360
全都好難吃的

1344
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,920
老爸做的叉燒全都是送去

1345
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:07,000
茶餐廳做叉燒湯意麵 叉燒餐包

1346
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,280
便利店的速食飯

1347
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,719
總之 便宜又能下咽就可以的了

1348
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,400
便宜貨這麼容易做的？

1349
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:14,640
老爸不是這樣做

1350
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:15,880
哪有這麼多

1351
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,280
十元的叉燒瀨？

1352
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,680
十五元一個學生餐？

1353
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,520
十八元一個叉蛋飯？

1354
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,280
深水埗都沒飯派

1355
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,840
他們倆的意思是

1356
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,200
便宜得來又能果腹

1357
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,320
他們兩兄弟講的沒衝突

1358
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,680
什麼兩兄弟呢？

1359
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,720
不是三兄弟嗎？

1360
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,400
別這麼敏感了

1361
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,400
是 過於敏感了

1362
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,640
可能

1363
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,639
吃了蝦

1364
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,640
沒蝦

1365
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,560
有蝦 哈 哈 哈 哈

1366
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,640
這梗 這不太行吧

1367
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,360
那你呢？

1368
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,520
她喜歡吃的那樣食物好難做的

1369
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:01,960
不過我都會去學

1370
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,360
豬大腸

1371
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,760
你又知道我喜歡吃的？

1372
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,320
那時候呢

1373
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,480
你爸爸還在

1374
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,640
他喜歡買回去醫館

1375
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,880
跟你一起吃

1376
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,680
但你爸爸喜歡放芥末

1377
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,560
你太小吃不了辣

1378
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,480
所以哭了

1379
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,120
你爸爸為了哄你

1380
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,840
就讓你喝兩口啤酒

1381
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,080
自此之後

1382
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,120
你就學會喝啤酒

1383
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,960
還有以後吃這些食物

1384
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,400
都喜歡喝啤酒 對嗎？

1385
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,080
我有跟你講過嗎？

1386
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,400
有

1387
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,040
會不會是

1388
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,319
她以前的男朋友跟你講過？

1389
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,200
可能是

1390
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,560
你們在一起多久了？

1391
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,639
半年

1392
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,680
所以就是說

1393
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:51,160
人家在拍拖的時候

1394
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,320
你就已經喜歡上人家了

1395
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,080
喜歡就

1396
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,360
很難定義的

1397
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,160
那也是

1398
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,400
我有個前男友

1399
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,320
就是當我

1400
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,720
和我的前前男友拍拖的時候

1401
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,040
就一直偷偷影我

1402
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,720
偷偷記下和儲起我的東西

1403
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,959
終於等到我一分手

1404
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,400
他就出手

1405
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,040
那時真的好浪漫

1406
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,919
你公司的項目

1407
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,640
都是你去投的

1408
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,200
所以那時候你已經知道

1409
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,560
是她公司的了

1410
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,160
就是為了重遇她

1411
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,200
特意去投一個項目？

1412
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,800
喵喵

1413
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,519
你真的不知道 老二這個人

1414
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,520
很理性豬豬的

1415
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,760
那時候我失戀戀了

1416
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,280
我去問他我應不應該去哄我女友友回來

1417
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,800
他每次都跟我說應該放棄棄

1418
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,080
沒想到原來他

1419
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,120
自己這樣長情情

1420
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,280
我真的看走眼眼了

1421
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,520
為什麼這次用這些疊字

1422
00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:59,879
好像文法不太對的感覺

1423
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,080
其實兩個人最後有沒有走在一起呢

1424
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,679
不關其他人的事

1425
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,920
可能真的是天要你們分開呢？

1426
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,120
哦 不是天意意

1427
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,040
是人禍禍

1428
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,640
如果你們註定是蘇眉眉的話

1429
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,080
就怎樣都不會分開開了

1430
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,560
但是如果那個人有心

1431
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,080
釣了你的蘇眉

1432
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:33,840
然後剁剁子切切子炒炒子

1433
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,320
還啃到連骨頭頭都不剩剩呢

1434
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,040
其實

1435
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,240
我已經懷疑很久了

1436
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,559
我希望你們老實告訴我

1437
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,080
蘇眉是否應該

1438
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,200
蒸才合適呢

1439
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,080
炒好像浪費了

1440
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,880
做飯這事就沒絕對的

1441
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:00,320
一家人

1442
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,880
可以不分對錯

1443
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,440
但是要有分寸

1444
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,480
不是看書知道的

1445
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,839
是老媽教的

1446
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,760
乾杯 大哥

1447
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,039
什麼叫分寸呢？

1448
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:26,480
吃飯 七分飽 吃飯

1449
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,679
吃飯吃飯

1450
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:44,280
寶貝豬

1451
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,800
嚇到你了？

1452
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:47,320
對不起 對不起

1453
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,560
沒事沒事沒事

1454
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,800
我想說

1455
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:52,720
我保證

1456
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:53,600
今晚的事

1457
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,520
不會再發生

1458
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,880
其實你是否早就喜歡我了？

1459
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,760
你當時是否為了重遇我

1460
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,160
所以才去投我那個項目？

1461
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:04,680
真假從來不重要

1462
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,120
哪個答案令我們關係更好

1463
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,120
才是最重要

1464
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:13,759
早點睡吧

1465
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:26,800
但我不懂說將來

1466
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:32,120
但我靜待你歸來

1467
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,640
在這深灰的冷冬

1468
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,400
共你熱烈再相逢

1469
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:42,600
全是我的美夢

1470
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:48,920
但我不懂說將來

1471
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,040
但我靜靜待你歸來

1472
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:59,920
就算春風秋雨中 共你願望已不同

1473
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:07,440
還是有點故夢 想傾吐

1474
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:15,400
一切事情驟似一絲苦惱

1475
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:20,080
回看你我的路

1476
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,920
是情是愛 是緣是痛

1477
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,360
今日我卻竟都不知道

1478
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:36,880
我依然 而我竟然

1479
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:42,080
還是覺得你最好

1480
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:47,640
即使你離開 我熱情未改

1481
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:53,080
這漫長夜裡 誰人是你所愛

1482
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:58,200
花不似盛開　愛漸如大海

1483
01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,959
假使你懷念我　為何獨處感慨

1484
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,280
喝杯水

1485
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,440
對不起 對不起

1486
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,880
隨時可以了

1487
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:16,720
開始

1488
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,639
停機

1489
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:28,440
怎麼了？

1490
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,360
我想我的靈魂飄走了

1491
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:33,960
我都是拍不了了

1492
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,000
那沒關係 今天先不拍

1493
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,279
我就用手機當作是一個紀錄

1494
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,520
今天打算煮什麼？

1495
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,520
白菜火腿鍋

1496
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,640
完成之後會像朵花一樣

1497
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:49,759
嘩

1498
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:05,600
寶貝 吃菜菜

1499
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:08,600
沒事吧？

1500
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,599
攝影界的敗類

1501
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,040
攝影師夏永康說你的綠豆沙照片

1502
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,840
抄襲他？

1503
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:19,800
一輩子抄襲

1504
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,000
都沒被人發覺

1505
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,200
我頭一回自己創作

1506
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:25,120
就和名攝影師作品撞款

1507
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,879
有沒有這麼邪門

1508
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,320
夏永康被人抄襲

1509
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,440
真的一點區別都沒有

1510
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,840
什麼人這麼沒廉恥的

1511
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,240
（口型：他拍的）

1512
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,760
那個攝影界敗類就是你

1513
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,640
一場誤會

1514
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,720
其實有分別的

1515
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,640
你是綠豆沙 對嘛

1516
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:53,800
他是紅豆沙

1517
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,600
相信我

1518
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,280
烹飪是我專業

1519
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,000
幹嘛要我創作呢？

1520
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:01,800
安份守己地抄襲不就好了？

1521
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,000
我去找他澄清

1522
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:05,840
你以為行家就明白事理的嗎？

1523
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,480
人家是大師級

1524
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,040
我不是跟你講過

1525
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,960
我以前有個男朋友是攝影師來的

1526
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,080
你那個男朋友

1527
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,680
就是夏永康？

1528
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,439
你曾經有多少個男朋友的？

1529
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,559
十八

1530
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:35,200
我要十八輩子才做得到

1531
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,360
我未必每段都處理得好

1532
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,880
但都是認認真真的

1533
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:46,840
你介意？

1534
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,520
先給我冷靜一下

1535
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:49,520
欸

1536
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:51,960
冷靜一下是很重要

1537
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:55,760
永康

1538
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:56,960
我有事找你商量

1539
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,080
我以張愛玲忠粉的身份跟你講

1540
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,600
你這麼土的人

1541
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:05,800
又何必學別人

1542
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,200
去找個人回來

1543
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,520
借人過橋呢

1544
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,479
我不是完全借她過橋

1545
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,800
沒有她

1546
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,280
我怕我自己都撐不住了

1547
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,280
哦

1548
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:20,640
你真的想過

1549
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,320
勾二嫂？

1550
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,240
我沒有

1551
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,480
就算是勾 也是他

1552
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:25,720
勾義嫂在先

1553
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:26,920
等下

1554
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,520
你是大哥來的

1555
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,880
他是勾大嫂

1556
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:30,800
他是二哥

1557
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:31,640
你搶阿嫂回來

1558
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,400
你就勾「二」嫂囉

1559
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:34,560
你會不會數學的？

1560
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,440
義氣的「義」

1561
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,280
你會不會中文的？

1562
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,560
哦 是這樣

1563
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,479
所以你說這些關係真的要搞清楚的

1564
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:48,160
喂

1565
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:50,440
（夏永康已刪帖文）

1566
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:51,320
她幫你擺平了

1567
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:53,080
你看她多認真

1568
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,440
張愛玲說的

1569
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,799
發愛情夢 最怕是睡過頭

1570
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,120
你現在這樣給阿喵以女主人的身份

1571
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,840
過中秋 再殺到聖誕節呢

1572
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,480
到時候才回頭就很慘的了

1573
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:12,719
喵喵

1574
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,000
我有些事想跟你講

1575
01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:31,279
送給你的

1576
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,000
你怎知道的？

1577
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,120
你那副是室內用的

1578
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:39,959
這一個

1579
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,520
才能讓你看得更清楚

1580
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,920
外面的世界

1581
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:45,479
我幫你戴上

1582
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:52,040
來

1583
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,360
帥

1584
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,079
你看？

1585
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:13,400
謝謝

1586
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,760
我從小到大看你拍的照片

1587
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,080
好看的

1588
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,120
都是黑白的

1589
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:22,880
會抄襲的

1590
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,240
都是彩色的

1591
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:26,800
我就一直想都想不明白

1592
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,480
直到我看到你墨鏡的牌子

1593
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,920
上網搜索了一下

1594
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,920
才發現

1595
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:35,080
那是

1596
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,520
色盲眼鏡

1597
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,280
你的眼睛分辨不了

1598
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,600
紅色跟綠色

1599
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,920
阿Lung說你不能繼承爸爸燒叉燒

1600
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,920
那時候我就在想

1601
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,480
應該是你的眼睛分辨不了

1602
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,400
叉燒狀態的那種紅

1603
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,360
母親走了之後

1604
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,120
你要一個人帶著兩個弟弟

1605
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:02,600
硬撐過來

1606
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,599
很辛苦吧

1607
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,200
在這間屋子裡面

1608
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:15,279
最拼命想要讓每個人都快樂的人

1609
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,799
才是那個最不快樂的吧

1610
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:27,800
這件事

1611
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,440
我以前女朋友 我都不敢告訴她

1612
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:34,760
謝謝你

1613
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:38,120
好像

1614
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,560
很久都沒人問過我

1615
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:43,039
開不開心

1616
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,239
對不起

1617
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,840
你那一天拒絕了我之後

1618
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,400
又馬上來找我

1619
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,880
三歲小孩都知道

1620
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,319
你不是認真的啦

1621
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:22,600
所以我也是來

1622
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:23,720
陪你玩玩的

1623
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,119
你應該看得出吧

1624
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:32,280
看得出

1625
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,120
吶

1626
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:35,759
又在硬撐

1627
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:38,199
明明就看不出

1628
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:45,280
我覺得

1629
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,640
你是一個很好的人

1630
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,639
只是有點傻氣

1631
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,600
我怕我再玩下去

1632
01:09:58,880 --> 01:09:59,959
你會受不了

1633
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:05,040
所以我覺得呢

1634
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,839
你先問清楚你的心吧

1635
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,759
不要再硬撐了

1636
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,120
閒著沒事找老照片幹嘛？

1637
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,720
阿喵說要你們三兄弟的老照片的

1638
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,000
我哪知道？

1639
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,240
下降頭？

1640
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:48,559
一定是

1641
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,200
看片

1642
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,480
你會為喜歡的人做什麼呢？

1643
01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,600
這個女孩

1644
01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,160
會為他種一朵花

1645
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,440
你明天幾點到場？

1646
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,480
到什麼場？

1647
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,240
你不來看我比賽嗎？

1648
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,760
哦 什麼到場

1649
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:11,880
我當然是跟你一起出發

1650
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,080
那10點吧

1651
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:15,559
好呀

1652
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:16,840
試咪

1653
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:17,560
雞扎

1654
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:18,440
收到

1655
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:19,440
馬騮

1656
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:20,000
收到

1657
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:20,680
腦波

1658
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:21,320
收到

1659
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:21,880
沒問題

1660
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,080
「今晚打大佬」香港區爭霸戰

1661
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,159
將於五分鐘後正式開始

1662
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:02,959
坐

1663
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:17,720
你吃過了沒？

1664
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:19,879
別講廢話了

1665
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,280
說重點吧

1666
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:28,160
如果不是因為那幾條短訊

1667
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,920
我打錯了幾個字

1668
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,800
我們會不會

1669
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,279
還在一起？

1670
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,480
我不知道

1671
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,720
但我知道這個世界上

1672
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:44,120
沒那麼多如果

1673
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,959
如果有如果？

1674
01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:56,799
那如果會呢？

1675
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:04,240
如果我說我會搶你回來

1676
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:08,480
和不會搶你回來

1677
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,840
那你會怎麼做？

1678
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,760
你別老是我問你你又問我好嗎？

1679
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:15,440
你是男人來的

1680
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,640
你告訴我你想怎麼做吧

1681
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:24,160
我可以為你放棄一切

1682
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,519
我們從頭再來過吧？

1683
01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,079
對不起

1684
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:22,999
喂

1685
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,959
回來了？

1686
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,640
又跟著我後面回來？

1687
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,759
下大雨哦

1688
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:43,720
你有拿傘？

1689
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,639
嗯

1690
01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:52,519
看三弟比賽吧

1691
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:58,320
大哥 出來吧

1692
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,079
開著電視又不看

1693
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:13,880
今天的戰況很激烈

1694
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,240
士把拿行動跟邪釘橫輝互不相讓

1695
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,760
真的不到最後一刻都不知道鹿死誰手

1696
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:22,080
苦戰是辛苦的

1697
01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:22,760
但是對於觀眾來說卻非常享受

1698
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:23,720
不坐嗎？

1699
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,240
在裡面坐太久 現在站一下吧

1700
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:29,200
總之這次獲勝的隊伍
將會得到獎金100萬

1701
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:32,360
大哥 你今天

1702
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,440
就是你們 你們贏了

1703
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:38,200
這屆「今晚打大佬」香港區爭霸戰

1704
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,000
冠軍就是「邪釘橫輝」

1705
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,680
嘩 比復仇者聯盟還厲害

1706
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,120
贏了

1707
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,120
喂

1708
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,400
謝謝 我要謝謝我所有的隊友

1709
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,200
好的

1710
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:55,120
最重要謝謝我自己

1711
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,880
還有謝謝我的電腦 謝謝網絡

1712
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:57,760
喵喵說

1713
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:00,520
三弟今晚想吃住家飯

1714
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,040
豬豬會回來煮

1715
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,120
他們說還有事情要宣佈的

1716
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:05,919
好呀

1717
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:09,680
我先回去工作

1718
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,480
別人覺得我們不行沒關係

1719
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,120
我們自己覺得我們行就行 謝謝 謝謝

1720
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:17,480
邪釘 橫輝 邪釘 橫輝 邪釘 橫輝

1721
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:24,520
是是是是是　是的

1722
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:29,560
不是不是不是不是

1723
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:34,760
是的是的是的是

1724
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,320
好 就這樣

1725
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:40,240
吃飯啦

1726
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,800
要不要等阿喵？

1727
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:43,160
她說邊吃邊等

1728
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,360
那邊吃邊等

1729
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:45,760
我現在日理萬機的

1730
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:47,200
要不要這麼驕傲？

1731
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:48,240
喝一杯吧

1732
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:48,920
乾杯

1733
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,080
乾杯

1734
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:57,440
那贏了這一百萬了

1735
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,360
之後怎樣？

1736
01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,440
什麼怎樣？

1737
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,240
我們現在火了

1738
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,840
我們現在每年有一百二十萬元的贊助

1739
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:05,640
所以我們已經成為了電競界的

1740
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,280
巴塞隆拿了

1741
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,440
就這樣？

1742
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:10,680
一百二十萬來說

1743
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,720
我們攤分每個月十萬元

1744
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,240
所以如果有人注資幾百萬

1745
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,400
再加上香港冠軍這個名銜

1746
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,520
又來？

1747
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:18,879
不賣

1748
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:21,640
你都見到的

1749
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,360
這座工廠又舊又破

1750
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:25,880
我閣樓那房間冬涼夏暖

1751
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,400
樓上派對房唱歌的又跑調

1752
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:30,680
我肯老媽都不會肯

1753
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,760
家在 爐在 老爸在

1754
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:33,600
不賣

1755
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:35,840
老媽什麼時候有說過不能賣呢？

1756
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:38,840
她臨終時在病床上說的

1757
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,640
那時我和三弟都在的哦

1758
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,240
那時你們上廁所去

1759
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:43,400
一起去

1760
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:45,200
老媽的病房好像只有一個廁所

1761
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,600
怎樣一起去？

1762
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:48,080
我進去幫他尿？

1763
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:49,560
你賴在老媽頭上？

1764
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:50,480
總之

1765
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,480
我知道老媽她一定不會想賣

1766
01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:53,680
憑什麼？

1767
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:54,600
我說

1768
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:56,400
我知道她一定想我們賣

1769
01:19:56,480 --> 01:19:57,400
那行了

1770
01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:58,960
二對一

1771
01:19:59,040 --> 01:19:59,760
可以賣

1772
01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:00,680
我是大哥

1773
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:01,840
我說不賣

1774
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:02,960
誰大誰做主嗎？

1775
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,559
長兄為父

1776
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,159
長兄為父是吧？

1777
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:17,800
那 老爸

1778
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:20,399
剛剛你跟我媳婦兒在房間幹嘛？

1779
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,560
不是你想的那樣

1780
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:27,840
跟她沒關係

1781
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,200
當然跟她沒關係

1782
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:30,680
她是我女朋友來的

1783
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:33,760
我用不著你逞英雄給她擁抱安慰

1784
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,960
你剛剛不是已抱過她了？

1785
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:38,799
是

1786
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,080
是抱了

1787
01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,799
真的抱了

1788
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,200
有沒有親上？

1789
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,200
但這件事真的很複雜的

1790
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,960
你等我慢慢跟你解釋好不好？

1791
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:55,040
親了？

1792
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,520
那你還好意思說分寸？

1793
01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:57,600
是呀

1794
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,840
親上了

1795
01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:00,320
法式濕吻

1796
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,720
喂呀

1797
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:03,840
是呀

1798
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:04,840
我是勾

1799
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:05,960
就算我是勾

1800
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,000
都是你勾義嫂在先

1801
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,080
等一下

1802
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,840
他是勾大嫂哦

1803
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,320
他是二哥

1804
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,400
你去搶她回來

1805
01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:14,480
你才是勾二嫂

1806
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:17,640
是義氣的義呀

1807
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,240
是否沒人懂中文的？

1808
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,160
是呀

1809
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:22,440
我是在你們談戀愛的時候

1810
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:23,800
我已經喜歡她了

1811
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,080
如果我不當你是大哥

1812
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:26,600
我當你面勾啦

1813
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,240
什麼當？

1814
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:29,680
我就是你大哥

1815
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,240
什麼大哥？

1816
01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,720
你老爸

1817
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,960
當年是從我老爸那兒把我老媽搶回來的

1818
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,080
我們才會這樣做了所謂的兄弟

1819
01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:38,680
我現在做的

1820
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,440
跟你老爸當年做的是一樣的

1821
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:41,279
大哥

1822
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:45,400
我們私底下談談好嗎？

1823
01:21:45,480 --> 01:21:46,440
不用

1824
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:47,760
他總愛說一家人來的嘛

1825
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:48,920
攤開來說嘛

1826
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:51,120
攤吧

1827
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,040
就攤開來啦

1828
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:53,240
好 攤呀

1829
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,080
你先說

1830
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,200
我沒東西要說

1831
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:56,320
那就是有事又不說

1832
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,680
那我沒事可說嘛

1833
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:58,720
先說我這隻手吧

1834
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:00,880
這也能怪我？

1835
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,480
那些是意外來的吧

1836
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:05,560
把油壓裝置裝在油壓床是常識吧

1837
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,000
什麼叫油壓床？

1838
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:07,800
看

1839
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:10,040
沒人懂的

1840
01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,480
是否不同老爸生的孩子

1841
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,080
基因可以差那麼遠

1842
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:14,960
我的命給了你們倆

1843
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,200
真是冤枉死了

1844
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:17,760
什麼枉死呀？

1845
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,080
你不是活生生站在這兒？

1846
01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,200
我沒和你做兄弟之前

1847
01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:22,480
我跟我老爸姓

1848
01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,200
三個字 李成禮

1849
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,840
我來你們家以後

1850
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:28,240
為了要跟你們兩個字的名字

1851
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:30,199
我改了名 叫陳禮

1852
01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:33,240
那什麼意思？

1853
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:34,640
等一下

1854
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:36,640
李成禮

1855
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:38,400
37劃

1856
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,880
命格是「池中之龍 風雲際會

1857
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:44,760
一躍上天 成功可望」

1858
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:48,600
陳禮 34劃

1859
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:50,520
「災難不絕

1860
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,040
難望成功

1861
01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:53,640
此數大凶

1862
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:55,160
斷腳蜈蚣」

1863
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:57,120
我由「池中之龍」

1864
01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:58,959
變成「人形蜈蚣」啊

1865
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:10,999
沒事吧

1866
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:15,639
沒事

1867
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:34,400
大家吃飯

1868
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,360
吃飯

1869
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:39,520
食物都涼了

1870
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,360
剛才刮了一陣風

1871
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:42,480
食物吹涼了

1872
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:45,400
只要食物上了桌

1873
01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:47,080
不管我們有多少煩惱

1874
01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:49,520
都應該拋到腦後

1875
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:50,960
好好的享用

1876
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,600
才是給廚師最大的尊重

1877
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:53,720
阿喵呀

1878
01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:55,120
家常便飯

1879
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,799
今天要求就不要那麼高了好嗎？

1880
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:04,160
你們想想

1881
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:07,760
廚房只有兩個爐頭 一個烤箱

1882
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:10,480
但每一次四菜一湯

1883
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,200
同時所有菜都是熱的

1884
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,200
你說Josephine

1885
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:19,720
在烹飪上的時間分配有多準確

1886
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:21,640
還有

1887
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,880
五個菜裡面

1888
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,560
豬牛雞魚

1889
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,160
煎煮炆焗

1890
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:29,000
是否完全沒重覆？

1891
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:33,559
這件事有多麼專業和厲害

1892
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:44,360
又是你的前男友食評家教你的？

1893
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:45,280
不是

1894
01:24:47,160 --> 01:24:48,120
是他

1895
01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,720
你們不要誤會

1896
01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:54,679
不是這個意思

1897
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,040
是這個意思

1898
01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,600
三弟有事要宣布

1899
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:08,400
我和你打眼色 就是想說

1900
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:09,280
今天風水不好

1901
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:10,040
先不搞

1902
01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:10,840
哎呀

1903
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,320
我會錯意

1904
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:15,640
什麼來的？

1905
01:25:16,120 --> 01:25:18,359
又是那些角色扮演的衣服嗎？

1906
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:27,479
做什麼？

1907
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,359
為什麼是現在？

1908
01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:37,719
我計劃就是現在

1909
01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:46,320
我看不完一本張愛玲

1910
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:50,240
所以我把湯唯《色戒》的光碟看了

1911
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:53,000
這是我能買到最大的鴿子蛋

1912
01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:56,400
多少錢？

1913
01:25:57,480 --> 01:25:58,800
完全按他要求

1914
01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:00,240
D色

1915
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,520
八心八箭

1916
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:03,760
切功打磨全部Excellent（優級）

1917
01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,040
現在2.1卡

1918
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,719
多少錢？

1919
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,000
二十六萬一

1920
01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,080
這裡已經用完我整份獎金的了

1921
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:14,599
我很感謝你一直以來支持我

1922
01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:18,680
是你在廚房裡面一直努力

1923
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:22,440
感動到我在鍵盤都可以一起努力

1924
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,400
我才可以完成自己的夢想

1925
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,800
我其實沒有的

1926
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:32,520
我從來都沒被你的鍵盤感動過

1927
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:39,120
由你幾年前辭了工說要搞電競開始

1928
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:42,000
我是沒有一秒覺得你成功的

1929
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,400
剛剛你贏了比賽

1930
01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,799
我是有一秒失望

1931
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,160
我覺得自己輸了

1932
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:51,920
你贏了

1933
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,360
那之後會怎樣呢？

1934
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:57,440
贏贏輸輸贏贏輸輸

1935
01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:00,279
這個不是我想要的未來

1936
01:27:06,720 --> 01:27:12,680
我昨晚拍了一條烹飪短片

1937
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,880
那我為你煮了一道

1938
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:19,839
像開出一朵漂亮花朵的白菜火腿鍋

1939
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:26,120
但是我竟然一點都沒想給你看

1940
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,960
因為我發現

1941
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,999
原來我的世界可以沒有你的

1942
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:46,960
我外婆是做馬姐的 我老媽是做包餐的

1943
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:54,160
那我們都習慣好用心去為別人煮飯

1944
01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:57,760
但是 我想我做飯做到累了

1945
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,639
對不起

1946
01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,240
三弟好愛你的

1947
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:17,800
你們是姣婆遇着脂粉客來的

1948
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,400
她說什麼？

1949
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:25,120
其實我一直都聽不懂她說什麼的

1950
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:27,120
起來啦 不要哭了 不要這樣

1951
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,200
沒事沒事沒事

1952
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,920
我要賣樓

1953
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:34,560
我賣了才可以跟她白頭到老永結同心的

1954
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,120
跟這沒關係

1955
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:36,920
都說沒關係

1956
01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:38,160
冷靜點

1957
01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:39,400
我要賣樓

1958
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:40,400
賣吧

1959
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:41,760
不賣

1960
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:43,400
我說賣你可以不聽

1961
01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:44,320
三弟說賣你一定要聽

1962
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,560
老爸他有份的

1963
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,000
你又想搞什麼事？

1964
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:48,640
好 這個老爸我沒份你不賣對嗎

1965
01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:49,640
不想分給我是吧

1966
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:50,360
我一分錢都不要

1967
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:51,240
那可以賣了？

1968
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:52,680
什麼老爸有沒有份呢

1969
01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:53,600
老爸只有一個

1970
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:54,800
老媽只有一個

1971
01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:55,959
現在兄弟有三個

1972
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,200
兄你老媽

1973
01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:58,600
你說什麼？

1974
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:00,720
我老媽就是你老媽

1975
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:02,040
你老媽是你老媽

1976
01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:03,200
我老媽是我老媽

1977
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:04,760
我罵你老媽不是罵我老媽

1978
01:29:04,840 --> 01:29:05,960
因為你老媽不是我老媽

1979
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:07,040
你媽的

1980
01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:07,680
你再說

1981
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:08,880
什麼呀 老媽呀

1982
01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:10,760
我鋼鐵俠 來吧

1983
01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:13,120
你好慢

1984
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,080
沒事沒事沒事

1985
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:18,520
鋼鐵俠

1986
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:19,720
你不要再來啦 你幾歲了啦

1987
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:22,400
你講什麼 你幾歲 你講什麼

1988
01:29:22,480 --> 01:29:23,880
三弟你也打 你沒人性的

1989
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:24,640
做什麼？

1990
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:26,360
是他打你的 你看清楚

1991
01:29:26,440 --> 01:29:27,559
這個人瘋的

1992
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,680
你們走

1993
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:32,600
你道歉

1994
01:29:32,680 --> 01:29:33,920
道什麼歉

1995
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:34,760
你馬上道歉

1996
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:35,600
道什麼歉

1997
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:38,360
（日文）仍記得那時候

1998
01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:41,640
（日文）心裡有強光

1999
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:46,080
（日文）我們是三兄弟

2000
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:51,879
這是我們的遊戲
《今晚打大佬》的主題曲

2001
01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,400
我有兩個妹妹也在台灣

2002
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:57,240
分開的時候才知道珍惜

2003
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:01,200
我希望這個影片能夠讓你們想起

2004
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:04,160
有人能夠跟自己一齊長大

2005
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,679
是多麼難得的事情

2006
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:13,800
大哥 二哥 我們是兄弟來的

2007
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:16,560
是是是 我們是兄弟 弟弟乖

2008
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,760
放心放心 沒事了

2009
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,999
不哭 行了 兄弟倆我不會真揍他的

2010
01:30:24,480 --> 01:30:27,120
別哭了 沒事了

2011
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:31,840
從現在開始所有事都一筆勾銷了

2012
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:32,880
幫忙拿著手機

2013
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:34,280
沒手拿

2014
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:37,719
喂 對焦錯了

2015
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,679
我在你房間看到隨便拿來用的

2016
01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:02,720
他跟她當日 同做夢

2017
01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:06,040
她跟他今夜 脫軌失控

2018
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:08,640
他他她她被 猶大煽動

2019
01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:12,120
貪戀飯聚反枱告終

2020
01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:14,720
他披風擋雨 細心栽種

2021
01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:17,680
為何讓偷呃拐騙揭盅

2022
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,800
他不肯憶記 切膚之痛

2023
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:23,680
又原地碰著元兇

2024
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:26,680
愛 這要命人間美味

2025
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,240
讓你動情是誘餌

2026
01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:35,080
愛 毒性斷腸想你可受不起

2027
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:36,680
心花也 怒放嗎

2028
01:31:36,760 --> 01:31:38,320
喜歡這 玩笑嗎

2029
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:42,120
酷愛嗎 荊棘裡忘形擁吻吧

2030
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:46,679
難分難解嗎 傷心得快樂嗎？

2031
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,440
來

2032
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:21,719
沒事 謝謝 謝謝

2033
01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:43,120
我這個大哥

2034
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:44,360
當得很失敗

2035
01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:49,200
不要再撐下去了 不要 不要

2036
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:52,520
嗯

2037
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:55,639
這個家

2038
01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:00,919
到此為止

2039
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,159
我沒吃飯 有點餓

2040
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:16,959
你下來幹嘛？

2041
01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:23,960
有些東西摔破了

2042
01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:26,599
才知道多重要

2043
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:31,160
我不想這個家

2044
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:32,520
到此為止

2045
01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:37,000
而這個問題

2046
01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:38,960
就在於你

2047
01:35:42,400 --> 01:35:44,400
是呀 我知道

2048
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:47,240
那你又下來找我

2049
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:48,520
我已經走了 我走了

2050
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:49,920
不是這個意思

2051
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:53,200
二弟是不能沒有你的

2052
01:35:53,840 --> 01:35:55,800
如果想要向前行

2053
01:35:56,880 --> 01:36:00,760
我們要接受所有發生過的事

2054
01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:04,080
我有件事情從來沒跟你說過

2055
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:08,440
我雙眼是有問題的

2056
01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:12,360
我看到的顏色全搞混的

2057
01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:16,520
就是因為我看不清楚

2058
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,280
所以更應該走前一點

2059
01:36:19,360 --> 01:36:20,560
看清一點

2060
01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:21,839
搞清楚

2061
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,000
我們是很難搞清楚的

2062
01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:39,679
你不會是我大哥

2063
01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:41,960
你不會是我朋友

2064
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:45,359
你更不會是我情人

2065
01:36:56,320 --> 01:36:59,280
會不會有一種關係是

2066
01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:04,720
世界上沒一個詞語可以形容的

2067
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:09,640
可能 我們就是那種關係

2068
01:37:11,360 --> 01:37:15,160
講不出 不等於不存在

2069
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:21,880
不管多困難 都要一起走

2070
01:37:24,480 --> 01:37:27,879
一家人 一起走

2071
01:37:54,080 --> 01:37:55,319
快回我短訊

2072
01:38:10,880 --> 01:38:12,400
你一直都在房裡？

2073
01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:16,400
怎麼了？

2074
01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:18,479
剛才摔傷了？

2075
01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:29,679
怎麽樣要不要幫忙？喂怎麼了？

2076
01:38:33,560 --> 01:38:34,720
關門

2077
01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:39,599
我叫你出去 然後關門

2078
01:38:40,960 --> 01:38:43,360
你搞什麼呀？ 我幫你吧

2079
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:47,040
做什麼？這手也弄傷了？

2080
01:38:47,440 --> 01:38:49,279
我要小便呀 你怎樣幫我呀？

2081
01:38:57,960 --> 01:39:01,200
真幫我呀？好尷尬

2082
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,480
你什麼我沒見過呢？ 尷尬

2083
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:04,480
見過

2084
01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:06,280
不是碰過嘛

2085
01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:09,280
要不然你自己小便

2086
01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:11,479
我看你等下怎樣表演換褲子

2087
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:15,400
我是你大哥

2088
01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:17,680
這些事不是我幫你誰幫你？

2089
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:18,520
小心點

2090
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:19,320
可以

2091
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:20,360
小心點

2092
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:21,960
不會弄傷你的

2093
01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:23,440
你裡面有穿的嘛

2094
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:24,559
我沒的

2095
01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:31,520
你怎麼這麼不衛生的？

2096
01:39:31,600 --> 01:39:34,000
那你平常洗的那些 什麼時候穿的？

2097
01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:35,879
見人的時候

2098
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:38,520
你上哪家幼稚園的？

2099
01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:39,280
你那家

2100
01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:40,640
快點

2101
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:42,559
不要動

2102
01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:48,080
不要亂搜

2103
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:49,360
不搜怎麼弄出來？

2104
01:39:49,440 --> 01:39:50,639
你的手好冰

2105
01:39:54,440 --> 01:39:56,079
放鬆 放鬆

2106
01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:05,400
好了

2107
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:07,959
好了

2108
01:40:08,880 --> 01:40:09,960
好了

2109
01:40:14,320 --> 01:40:15,879
為什麼我不坐下小便呢？

2110
01:40:21,880 --> 01:40:23,039
對不起

2111
01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:25,680
我沒事

2112
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:29,280
好 是有事

2113
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:31,439
但我會變成沒事

2114
01:40:40,960 --> 01:40:42,280
下星期中秋節

2115
01:40:45,280 --> 01:40:47,999
你記不記得有一年老爸闖禍了

2116
01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:50,040
早上給媽趕出門口

2117
01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:51,520
不過之後老媽都有打給他

2118
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:53,160
叫他晚上一定要回家吃飯

2119
01:40:53,960 --> 01:40:54,960
老媽說

2120
01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:56,200
團圓飯

2121
01:40:56,280 --> 01:40:57,600
是全年最要緊的

2122
01:40:57,680 --> 01:40:58,600
無論發生什麼事

2123
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:00,720
一定要一家人一起吃飯

2124
01:41:01,280 --> 01:41:03,639
那你要三弟都懂才行

2125
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:05,640
給他發短訊

2126
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:07,200
說我們決定賣

2127
01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:09,040
騙他回來再算

2128
01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:13,480
老媽應該沒想要騙他吧

2129
01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:15,640
冇福叉燒 哈

2130
01:41:15,720 --> 01:41:16,880
剛巧壞了而已

2131
01:41:16,960 --> 01:41:20,120
有福來的 謝謝

2132
01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:24,000
不懂的人怎麼說無所謂

2133
01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:28,479
最重要我們自己知道有就行了

2134
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:16,920
連龍鳳都搬出來

2135
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:17,680
今天有什麼大事嗎？

2136
01:42:17,760 --> 01:42:18,560
是呀

2137
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:19,560
很有氣勢 對嗎？

2138
01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:20,960
不如長期放這裡吧

2139
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:21,600
好

2140
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:22,640
那要餵牠們吃什麼的？

2141
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:23,440
吃什麼

2142
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:24,520
叉燒吧

2143
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:30,639
能吃了

2144
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,800
猜到你們騙我了

2145
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:42,160
不過阿媽說過團圓飯要一起吃

2146
01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:44,399
吃完再說吧

2147
01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:54,280
你沒事吧

2148
01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:55,199
沒事

2149
01:42:56,720 --> 01:42:57,520
嗨

2150
01:42:58,000 --> 01:42:58,880
嗨

2151
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,360
很久沒見

2152
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:04,760
是嗎？我沒算呢

2153
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:09,680
為什麼你突然 在這兒呢？

2154
01:43:09,760 --> 01:43:12,280
我見門沒鎖 我自己走進來囉

2155
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:15,560
你找我找得那麼突然？

2156
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:17,320
我不是找你的

2157
01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:18,560
我找大哥

2158
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:20,360
吓？ 你們？

2159
01:43:20,440 --> 01:43:23,000
呸 他叫我來吃飯而已

2160
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:26,560
嚇死我了 以為又來

2161
01:43:26,640 --> 01:43:27,959
一家團聚就好了

2162
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:29,760
我沒考慮完的

2163
01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:32,040
是大哥叫我回來吃飯

2164
01:43:32,120 --> 01:43:33,600
他說要吃他煮的菜

2165
01:43:33,680 --> 01:43:35,200
還有是這裡最後一頓飯

2166
01:43:35,280 --> 01:43:36,640
那我當然回來

2167
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:38,920
豬豬回來了

2168
01:43:40,600 --> 01:43:42,839
有福叉燒

2169
01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:49,000
怎麼了 我真的研究了很久

2170
01:43:49,080 --> 01:43:50,360
真的能吃的

2171
01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:52,280
為什麼她說是這裡最後一頓飯？

2172
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:53,800
你說了？

2173
01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:55,320
對不起

2174
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:59,320
我想了一晚上
想了很多打算很帥氣的宣布

2175
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:00,480
你就搶了我的對白

2176
01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:03,720
賣了？

2177
01:44:04,720 --> 01:44:05,920
昨天簽約的

2178
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:07,479
冬至前交房

2179
01:44:15,240 --> 01:44:17,080
我們很幸運

2180
01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:20,760
有老爸老媽留下福氣給我們

2181
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:23,440
所以我們不應該停留在這裡

2182
01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:25,000
應該打開門

2183
01:44:25,080 --> 01:44:25,760
走出去

2184
01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:27,080
還要走遠點

2185
01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:28,160
做多些事情

2186
01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:30,919
才對得起這些福氣

2187
01:44:34,440 --> 01:44:35,800
又是哪本書說的？

2188
01:44:36,440 --> 01:44:39,559
《李居明虎年開運秘笈》

2189
01:44:40,360 --> 01:44:42,360
好 大家吃飯

2190
01:44:42,440 --> 01:44:44,080
吃飯

2191
01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:45,360
先吃叉燒

2192
01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:46,679
好

2193
01:44:48,280 --> 01:44:49,840
-能吃的吧？
-我幫你夾

2194
01:44:51,560 --> 01:44:52,960
寬容點

2195
01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:54,240
-來
-你不嚐嚐？

2196
01:44:54,320 --> 01:44:55,159
現在嚐

2197
01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:57,599
好吃嗎？

2198
01:45:05,480 --> 01:45:06,320
好難吃

2199
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:08,400
真的蠻難吃的

2200
01:45:09,080 --> 01:45:11,679
老爸當年做的 是這個味道

2201
01:46:01,840 --> 01:46:03,039
很想我了？

2202
01:46:28,560 --> 01:46:33,400
我想知道 你是否想我賣了這裡？

2203
01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:35,360
你覺得呢？

2204
01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:40,680
你親口說的嘛 家在爐在老爸在

2205
01:46:42,440 --> 01:46:43,679
我有這樣說過嗎？

2206
01:46:48,200 --> 01:46:49,640
可能只是順口說的

2207
01:46:50,160 --> 01:46:52,800
我記了十幾年了 老媽子

2208
01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:55,440
為什麼你們這些人

2209
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:58,360
整天覺得死去的人說的話就是真理？

2210
01:46:58,920 --> 01:47:00,720
你以為我真懂嗎？

2211
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,840
嫁給你老爸之前

2212
01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:04,480
我在夜總會工作而已

2213
01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:08,240
什麼意思？

2214
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,800
家人在哪裡

2215
01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:13,599
哪裡就是我們家

2216
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:22,880
我想我懂了

2217
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:25,360
明了吧

2218
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,880
不過你賣出去

2219
01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:29,560
又把它租回來就有點傻

2220
01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:31,320
你給我慢慢來吧

2221
01:47:31,680 --> 01:47:33,000
浪費租金嘛

2222
01:47:33,080 --> 01:47:34,999
我會放租一半出去的

2223
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:41,359
總之 住夠 就該走了

2224
01:47:45,520 --> 01:47:47,000
講得出做得到

2225
01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:51,919
打開門 走出去 去遠點

2226
01:47:59,080 --> 01:47:59,959
乖兒子

2227
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:35,679
（正在致電喵喵）

2228
01:48:50,560 --> 01:48:51,480
你找我？

2229
01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:56,400
你找我？

2230
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:00,200
我有東西忘了拿

2231
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:02,479
你吃飯了沒有？

2232
01:49:05,360 --> 01:49:08,000
吃樓下的沙嗲牛肉麵？

2233
01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:10,520
不如 去遠點

2234
01:49:10,760 --> 01:49:15,880
即使你離開 我熱情未改

2235
01:49:15,960 --> 01:49:21,240
這漫長夜裡 誰人是你所愛

2236
01:49:21,320 --> 01:49:26,600
花不似盛開　愛漸如大海

2237
01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:33,279
假使你懷念我　為何獨處感慨

2238
01:49:54,320 --> 01:49:56,480
吃飯

2239
01:49:57,120 --> 01:50:00,280
來 寶貝 用手

2240
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:03,680
停機

2241
01:50:04,080 --> 01:50:06,319
你真的給他這一大塊？

2242
01:50:10,400 --> 01:50:11,040
別亂碰

2243
01:50:11,920 --> 01:50:12,760
集中精神

2244
01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:13,960
你手那麼冰

2245
01:50:14,040 --> 01:50:14,640
好了好了好了

2246
01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:16,520
好了吧？

2247
01:50:19,320 --> 01:50:20,280
什麼是Double May？

2248
01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:21,599
我不知道 沒聽過

2249
01:50:33,600 --> 01:50:34,640
還不停機？

2250
01:50:35,120 --> 01:50:37,919
你老爸當年在我阿爸那裡

2251
01:50:42,920 --> 01:50:44,600
都說你不行的

2252
01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:47,080
再給我一次機會

2253
01:50:47,480 --> 01:50:49,360
那我們是繼續吃嗎？

2254
01:50:50,680 --> 01:50:51,880
能吃的

2255
01:50:54,960 --> 01:50:56,080
你先看三弟

2256
01:50:56,160 --> 01:50:56,920
試一下

2257
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,840
二哥 二哥

2258
01:51:00,920 --> 01:51:01,680
我肚子疼

2259
01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:02,919
喂 蓄勢待發

2260
01:51:07,120 --> 01:51:07,960
拿高點

2261
01:51:08,040 --> 01:51:09,159
高點

2262
01:51:14,760 --> 01:51:16,720
要不拿雙筷子夾著

2263
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:19,040
用叉子叉著好嗎？

2264
01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:21,159
三個字 李成禮

2265
01:51:30,440 --> 01:51:34,079
你們是 @$#%&*脂粉客來的

2266
01:51:39,160 --> 01:51:41,879
這次真的聽不明白了

2267
01:51:45,160 --> 01:51:45,960
大哥 你有沒有覺得

2268
01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:47,119
有人看著我們吃飯？

2269
01:51:58,560 --> 01:52:01,600
救命呀 我們不想再跟著Sally了

2270
01:52:01,680 --> 01:52:02,320
什麼事呀？

2271
01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:03,880
她說要用你的招牌

2272
01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:05,680
砌隻變型金剛出來

2273
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:07,759
神經病

2274
01:52:08,560 --> 01:52:09,640
你們是否不喜歡這裡？

2275
01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:10,680
當然了

2276
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:11,480
你們跟我走

2277
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:12,680
當然不走

2278
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:13,840
為什麼？

2279
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:15,000
又說不喜歡這裡？

2280
01:52:15,080 --> 01:52:17,600
每個打工的都不喜歡自己公司

2281
01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:18,560
你這樣窮

2282
01:52:18,640 --> 01:52:19,840
我們出外吃飯

2283
01:52:19,920 --> 01:52:21,160
你還要帶盒飯

2284
01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:21,960
你好命

2285
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:22,960
嫁不出

2286
01:52:23,040 --> 01:52:24,320
我又生了兩個

2287
01:52:24,400 --> 01:52:26,200
還要供養父母

2288
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:29,840
怎麼你還在這裡？

2289
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:31,440
對呀

2290
01:52:31,520 --> 01:52:32,560
一個月通知

2291
01:52:33,280 --> 01:52:34,120
不好意思

2292
01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:35,960
你是Tracy嗎？

2293
01:52:36,680 --> 01:52:38,480
你是

2294
01:52:39,080 --> 01:52:39,720
Bernard

2295
01:52:39,800 --> 01:52:40,920
CEO 製作公司

2296
01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:41,760
其實

2297
01:52:41,840 --> 01:52:42,960
你沒在這公司之前

2298
01:52:43,040 --> 01:52:46,520
我們公司去年做的
「重現啟德機場」活動

2299
01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:47,760
替你們贏了企劃獎

2300
01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:49,800
原來是你們

2301
01:52:49,880 --> 01:52:50,600
很高興認識你

2302
01:52:50,680 --> 01:52:51,680
很高興認識你

2303
01:52:51,760 --> 01:52:53,160
你沒事吧？

2304
01:52:53,240 --> 01:52:53,960
瑞士滑雪

2305
01:52:54,040 --> 01:52:55,240
自己弄傷

2306
01:52:55,320 --> 01:52:58,200
其實我是要把這些東西搬去我那兒

2307
01:52:58,920 --> 01:52:59,720
未婚妻

2308
01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:03,720
哦 你們

2309
01:53:03,800 --> 01:53:04,640
是的

2310
01:53:04,720 --> 01:53:07,440
我們公司今年要做朗豪坊
和Moko的所有活動

2311
01:53:07,520 --> 01:53:08,800
時間都爆滿了

2312
01:53:08,880 --> 01:53:10,480
那你不接我們的了？

2313
01:53:10,560 --> 01:53:12,360
我們不夠人了

2314
01:53:12,440 --> 01:53:13,680
要看她了

2315
01:53:13,760 --> 01:53:17,000
大家自己人 幫幫手吧

2316
01:53:17,560 --> 01:53:19,560
先不說 我先叫人上來搬東西

2317
01:53:19,640 --> 01:53:21,440
我叫公司同事幫忙搬可以了

2318
01:53:21,520 --> 01:53:22,280
阿誰誰誰

2319
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:23,080
過來幫手搬

2320
01:53:23,160 --> 01:53:24,960
那不好意思的 也好

2321
01:53:25,560 --> 01:53:26,600
大家自己人

2322
01:53:26,680 --> 01:53:28,160
不如拍張照留念

2323
01:53:28,240 --> 01:53:29,200
為什麼？

2324
01:53:29,280 --> 01:53:30,080
值得的

2325
01:53:30,160 --> 01:53:31,120
過來吧

2326
01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:32,200
好好好 來來來

2327
01:53:32,280 --> 01:53:33,120
大家來吧

2328
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:37,200
我把今天的合照發給你

2329
01:53:37,280 --> 01:53:39,080
你不喜歡哪幾個 圈出來

2330
01:53:39,160 --> 01:53:41,360
我想辦法起底 令她們消失

2331
01:53:41,880 --> 01:53:44,720
那很難的 不是太好

2332
01:53:45,000 --> 01:53:47,600
那「贏」字是比「輸」字難寫

2333
01:53:47,680 --> 01:53:48,720
那就不寫嗎？

2334
01:53:51,520 --> 01:53:53,720
喵

2335
01:53:59,560 --> 01:54:00,920
嗨

2336
01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:02,560
哈囉

2337
01:54:02,640 --> 01:54:03,280
加油

2338
01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:05,560
祝你們旗開得勝

2339
01:54:07,080 --> 01:54:07,880
加油

2340
01:54:07,960 --> 01:54:10,360
我們一定會贏的

2341
01:54:10,440 --> 01:54:12,400
不知道我們可否和你合照呢？

2342
01:54:12,480 --> 01:54:13,440
不行

2343
01:54:14,280 --> 01:54:15,600
等你們贏了

2344
01:54:15,680 --> 01:54:17,440
到時候我抱著你們

2345
01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:18,560
每人拍一張

2346
01:54:18,640 --> 01:54:19,520
你說的

2347
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:20,640
好耶

2348
01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:22,560
今晚打大佬香港區爭霸戰

2349
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,520
將於5分鐘後正式開始

2350
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,640
那你有沒有見到豬豬？

2351
01:54:25,720 --> 01:54:26,520
我找不到她

2352
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:28,080
我剛才看到她的

2353
01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:32,240
那你去陪她吧

2354
01:54:32,320 --> 01:54:33,760
你去陪她

2355
01:54:39,480 --> 01:54:41,440
贏了

2356
01:54:41,520 --> 01:54:44,200
今晚「今晚打大佬香港區爭霸戰」

2357
01:54:44,280 --> 01:54:47,280
冠軍就是斜釘橫輝

2358
01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:50,440
斜釘橫輝在比賽裡面簡直是

2359
01:54:50,520 --> 01:54:51,840
從頭帶到尾

2360
01:54:54,680 --> 01:54:56,920
好棒呀

2361
01:55:00,760 --> 01:55:03,200
我都說我行的了

2362
01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:06,759
一百萬 我們有一百萬了

2363
01:55:49,920 --> 01:55:50,839
喂

2364
01:55:57,920 --> 01:55:58,919
回來了？

2365
01:56:01,240 --> 01:56:02,400
又跟著我回來？

2366
01:56:02,480 --> 01:56:03,719
雨很大喔

2367
01:56:11,040 --> 01:56:11,879
你有拿傘？

2368
01:56:19,480 --> 01:56:20,439
去看三弟吧

2369
01:56:24,440 --> 01:56:25,320
大哥

2370
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:28,119
出來吧 開了電視又不看

2371
01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:41,040
大哥快點過來看這部

2372
01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:41,840
什麼來？

2373
01:56:41,920 --> 01:56:43,440
過來吧 在播這部呀

2374
01:56:45,520 --> 01:56:46,720
哦 這部

2375
01:56:46,800 --> 01:56:47,400
對呀

2376
01:56:47,480 --> 01:56:50,280
不收拾了 坐吧

2377
01:56:50,360 --> 01:56:51,160
坐吧

2378
01:56:53,440 --> 01:56:54,439
這裡這裡

2379
01:56:57,440 --> 01:56:58,440
謝謝

2380
01:56:59,640 --> 01:57:01,240
寶貝 在看什麼？

2381
01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:02,399
喜劇來的

2382
01:57:06,240 --> 01:57:07,800
什麼電影來的？

2383
01:57:07,880 --> 01:57:12,400
二哥說我們小時候
老媽帶我們去電影院看過的

2384
01:57:15,080 --> 01:57:17,200
我小時候也有看這部

2385
01:57:17,280 --> 01:57:18,439
坐吧 坐吧

2386
01:57:25,000 --> 01:57:27,479
你們常常一家人一起看電視的？