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[munches, belches]
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[screams, grunts, wails]
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Go, go, go, go, go. [screams]
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See, everything worked out.
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[laughs]
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Aw, I wanna be a letter.
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[belches]
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[menacing music]
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How was tutoring, buddy-o?
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You think you can pass PE now-- [screams]
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[moaning]
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Oh, no! Another friend has become
a hideous, pale-headed zombie!
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It never gets any easier
taking out a friend.
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Hey, Max.
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I didn't hear you come in. [moaning]
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James, you okay, man?
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[groans] I must have been sleepwalking.
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It's school, Max.
It's literally killing me!
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Language arts, music, history, algebra,
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the history of algebra,
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term papers, homework, class projects,
PE, tutoring.
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All I hear is that school bell
ringing, ringing, ringing
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in my perfectly-shaped head. [gasp]
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I see what's happening here.
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You're having a kid-life crisis.
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A kid-life crisis?
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Mm-hmm.
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What do you see here?
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Is that an elephant?
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You see an elephant?!
That means you are stressed.
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Or a homicidal maniac.
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Either way, you need a "you day".
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Take some time off, get a pedicure.
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I can't, Max. I don't have any toes.
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Aww! So cute.
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But I could use a "me" day.
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[groans] But when is that
ever going to happen?
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I'm a kid.
I have no control over my existence.
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Well, you better find the time
before you lose it.
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And if you don't, you just remember--
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old pokey's right there by the fireplace
in case you turn into a zombie.
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Where to put this?
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And... here.
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[chuckling]
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[groans]
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[groaning and moaning]
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[yelps]
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Mom! Dad! I woke up late.
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You gotta drive me, or I'll have to do
the Late Kid Walk of Shame
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and everyone will stare at me
like I'm some tardy monster.
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[car alarm deactivated]
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[gasps] Wait, you can't leave me!
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Woah! [grunts]
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[panting]
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Oh, they forgot me.
Now I'm gonna be late.
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Unless, I don't go.
Then, I'll just be absent. [sigh]
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But, no. I can't do that. Can I?
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I mean, they left me,
so it's not my fault.
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It's their fault.
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Is this what free will feels like?
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Why am I talking to myself?
Oh, right.
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Because I'm home alone and no one can
hear how weird I sound.
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And no one can tell me what to do.
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I'm taking the day off of school! [echoes]
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Whoo!
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[laughing]
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[grunts] Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Wee!
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First, I'm going to play video games
in my dad's expensive suit.
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Then, I'll ride a toboggan inside.
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Then, I'm gonna build and eat a house
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made entirely out of
skedaddle-laced pancakes
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Then, I'll throw horseshoes indoors.
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Then, I'll go through that dresser drawer
in my parents bedroom
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that I'm never allowed to look into.
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Let the opposite of school begin!
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[smooth jazz playing]
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Ah, my first day off.
Oh, I'm so nervous.
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Okay, just got to make the first move...
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in this video game. [sniffs]
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This might be the first game I've ever
played without any interruptions.
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-[doorbell rings]
-[gasps] Outside people!
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-[doorbell continues]
-[knocking]
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Maybe if I just ignore them,
they'll go away.
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-[doorbell ringing]
-[gasps] Outside people who won't go away!
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[gasp] Hmph!
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Good morning, sir.
Beautiful day, is it not?
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I'm Byron Sellers, and I'm here
to share the good news
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about the most amazing home security
system money can buy.
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So, you're a door-to-door sales dude,
and your name is Sellers?
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Mm-hmm, you bet.
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Isn't that a little on the nose?
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Well, my name used to be Robin Yew,
but I changed it.
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-Good move.
-Do you own or rent, sir?
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I'm allowed to live here by the grace
of the overlords who gave birth to me.
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So, government housing.
Okay, splendid.
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Check out this brochure about the--
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Uh, unfortunately reading brochures
is too much like reading,
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which is too much like school
and it's my day off.
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Also, I don't want you here.
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Well, good because
the Break-In Buster 3000
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is the best way to get rid
of unwanted guests.
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I prefer a more retro approach.
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Well, well, well.
That is one tough customer,
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but I'm a tough seller.
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Time to put these stairs
to their proper use.
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Huh?
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Greetings again.
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Please stop stopping my fun.
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Wasn't me who stopped your sledding.
It was friction.
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You know what they say:
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an object in motion will stay in motion
until an opposing force stops it.
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Huh, I didn't know that, but now I do.
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Well, you learn something new everyday.
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Learning? Hey! No teaching me
on my day off!
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[groans and exhales]
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[rumbling]
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Oh, hungy.
But it's not lunchtime yet.
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Wait a minute. I'm not at school.
I can eat anytime I want.
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Oh, Pancake House.
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[humming]
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Ah, brekkie anytime I want.
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Time to fill my belly with disks
of processed white flour,
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smothered in thick, delicious
maple tree sweat.
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-Ahhh.
-[Sellers] Yum!
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[gasps and growls]
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Save some for me.
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-You!
-[grunts]
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Yes, sir. Me, sir.
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I could never have penetrated
your perimeter
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if you owned a Break-In Buster 3000.
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It not only keeps out unwanted pests,
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it also features built-in solar panels
that will soon pay for themselves.
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[chuckling]
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Actually, it would take 20 years
for solar panels to pay for themselves.
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And factoring in the decay
of the ozone layer
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over the increase in population
and the resources to feed them,
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times the methane produced by cow toots,
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and I'm pretty sure the planet
and humanity will be toast by then.
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Eh, can't argue with your math, sir.
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No, you can't.
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Wait. Did you just say math?
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You just made me do math on my day off.
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Get out of here! Go! Shoo, shoo!
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[sighs and sniffs]
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[gasp] My pancakes! [yelps]
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Not sure these pancakes
are structurally sound.
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-[doorbell rings]
-[yelps]
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[knocking]
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Stop ruining my day off!
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[humming]
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Good morning, sir.
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Do you have unwanted visitors
relentlessly showing up to your house?
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Yes! All the time! You!
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Well, how about that?
Then I have a deal you can't pass up.
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With a purchase of a Break-In Buster 3000,
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you'll not only get a safer home,
you'll get the satisfaction of knowing
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you've greased the wheels of capitalism
with a lubricant called gullibility.
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I'm. Not. Buying. Anything.
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I love a challenge. Bring it!
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Fine! We'll see who breaks first.
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It's go time.
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Go away time, that is.
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-[humming]
-[doorbell ringing]
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[James] Come in!
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Oh, sir. Are you there?
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It's Mr. Sellers.
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[maniacal laughter]
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Yikes.
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That's for making me do science
on my day off!
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00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:11,375
And now, the world's greatest indoor
horseshoe thrower steps to the line.
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[grunting]
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He sets, blinks.
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00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,000
Blinks again.
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Blinks a third time,
takes a deep breath...
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[inhales] steps, and...
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-[doorbell rings]
-[yelps]
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[shouts] Making me work on my day off!
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[humming]
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00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:32,000
[screaming]
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00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:33,333
Uh-oh. [panting]
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You know that Break in Buster 3000 can
also help disperse unwanted solicitors.
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Not as good as pokey.
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[panting]
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00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,666
[gasps] Ah!
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Ha! [panting]
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00:09:48,541 --> 00:09:49,625
[grunts]
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Oh. [chuckles]
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-[gasps]
-I'll just let myself in.
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[gasps and grunts]
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Oh, man.
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Wow, quite an attempt.
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00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:03,000
I haven't seen a throw like that
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00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:06,541
since Jan Zelezny set the record in 1997.
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00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:10,875
Actually, it was 1996,
the hundred year anniversary.
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Olympics are every four years.
198
00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:16,500
So, if you calculate that
from the first Olympics in 1896--
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00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:20,666
No! You just made me do PE,
math, and history.
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00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:25,625
-[cries]
-Aww, bless his little heart.
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All right, Sellers, you win.
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You can set up the Break-In Buster 3000.
203
00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,083
You're in luck, sir.
204
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:38,208
I took the liberty of installing it
a few minutes after I first got here.
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00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,958
If you'll just sign on the dotted line,
206
00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:46,208
which isn't really dotted,
but that's what people say,
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so I'm saying it too.
208
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:55,791
So, how's this thing work anyway?
209
00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:57,291
Oh, it's simple pimple.
210
00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,833
The Break-In Buster is
entirely voice-activated.
211
00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:02,666
Oh, really?
212
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:06,041
Break-In Buster, keep all visitors
away from my house.
213
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:09,875
Nice, try sir, but I set
the voice controls to French
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00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:12,541
to prevent you from using it
before payment.
215
00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:14,375
French, huh?
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00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:15,916
Very good Break-in-Buster!
217
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,458
Keep all unwanted visitors
away from my house!
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00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,625
[beeping]
219
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,416
You-- You speak French?
220
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,916
Yes, sir.
221
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,041
Break-in-Buster-- Intruder! Shoot to Kill!
222
00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:32,750
Turn it off!
Please, sir, sir, please, please.
223
00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:36,125
I have a family.
A family of tiny salesmen.
224
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[sighs] Enfin.
225
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:42,333
[groan] You made me use language lessons.
226
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:48,125
Well, at least I can finally get on
with my day off.
227
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,708
-[computerized] Welcome home, sir.
-[yelps]
228
00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:53,291
How are you enjoying
your new Break-In Buster 3000?
229
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:55,000
What are you doing in my house?
230
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:58,583
-You mean my house?
-What?!
231
00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:03,625
One subject you didn't do today was
reading the fine print.
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00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,333
By signing the contract,
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00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:09,125
you agree for me to take your house
in lieu of payment.
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00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,875
-What?
-When I said I was a Salesman,
235
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:14,708
you should have known I was a parasite.
236
00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:18,333
So, I'm gonna need you
to leave my house now.
237
00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:19,708
I'm not going anywhere.
238
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:23,416
Then I'm afraid that makes you
a trespasser.
239
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:31,250
Intrusion. Shoot to kill!
Intrusion. Shoot to kill!
240
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:33,541
[laughing]
241
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:37,166
It's my day off. I won't... fine!
242
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,541
You want me to school? I'll school!
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00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,000
[exciting music]
244
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,125
Computer science!
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00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,833
I'll use my laptop
to take out your cameras.
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00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:49,750
-[grunting]
-[Break-In Buster] Pew, pew, pew, pew.
247
00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,583
[Break-In Buster]
Oh, no. Pew, pew, pew, pew.
248
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-[grunts]
-[Break-In Buster] Yikes!
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00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,208
[screams]
250
00:12:57,291 --> 00:13:01,250
[Break-In Buster]
Ho... ly... sh...
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[Break-In Buster]
Ow, ow, ow.
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[panting]
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[evil laughter]
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You'll have to up your game, sir.
255
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Well, I intend to.
256
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,583
I'm gonna take out
your master control panel.
257
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,541
Easier said than done, sir.
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Ah! [gasps]
259
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A-ha!
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[Break-In Buster]
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew...
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Music class! [inhales]
262
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-[blows loud, sour note]
-[Break-In Buster] Ah, my ears!
263
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[gasps] Gym class!
264
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[Break-In Buster]
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
265
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[grunting and straining]
266
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Math class! 1, 2, 3, 4, 6.
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[Sellers chuckling]
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[yelps]
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Science class. Reflect on this!
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[Break-In Buster] I will.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
271
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-[grunts]
-[Break-In Buster] Sorry! Hold still!
272
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And now, the last class of the day...
273
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history!
274
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-History?
-Yep.
275
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'Cause that's what you are now. [grunts]
276
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You learned about me in history?
277
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Oh, I get it.
278
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Wow, wow, wow, wow.
279
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,791
You just got schooled.
280
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,416
Heh, Max was right.
281
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,208
There really are a thousand uses
for the fire poker.
282
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Ugh, this day off sucked!
283
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,208
Well, with Sellers gone at least I can
284
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go look at my parents' mystery drawer
before they--
285
00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:39,666
[Mom] James?
286
00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:50,166
Ugh, I guess I won't learn
what my last name is after all.
287
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:55,750
Why do we even have this?
We don't have a fireplace.
288
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What have you done?
289
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,875
What have I done?
What do you think I've done?!
290
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:03,583
You went to work and left me alone
on a school day,
291
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so I took a long-overdue break
292
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to finally do all the fun stuff
I never ever get to do!
293
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And I still didn't get to do any of it!
294
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Son, it's Saturday.
295
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Great. Now I have to do Home Ec, too?