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-Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!
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See? Everything worked out.
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Aw. I wanna be a ladder.
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Look at you! You all have baby legs!
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But you're not babies, are you?
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That's why Doctor Squats is prescribing
the only medicine she recognizes…
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squats!
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Squats transform your legs, your glutes,
and your life!
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They're squat-tastic.
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So, today we begin with squat frogs.
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Live. Laugh. Squat!
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More squat frogs?
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Yeah, I know. Frogs suck.
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Squats won't "transform our lives."
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They won't?
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No, that's why gym class
is such a waste of time.
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Squats have zero value in everyday life.
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Will squats help me microwave
my mac and cheese faster?
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Will squats restore the internet when my
Wi-Fi crashes? No!
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There will never be
a real world situation
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where one would need to perform
a squat frog.
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You! You want a real world situation
for squat frogs, do ya?!
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Do ten squat frogs!
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Oh, I can't.
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My doctor says I'm actually
frog intolerant.
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Just thinking about frogs, and I'll bloat
like a blimp.
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Uh-oh, I thought about them.
I should go home.
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Uh-huh. The only prescription you need
for your condition is…
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Squat frogs!
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Okay, everyone.
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It's come to Doctor Squats' attention
that today is blood drive day.
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Whoever wants to donate blood can be
excused from gym class.
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Excused from gym class?
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So, you have to choose.
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Stay here and master
a squat-tastic life skill,
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or you can be a hero.
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I know what I'd choose.
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-How'd it go?
-Great!
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First, I got to lie down in a recliner.
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Then the nurse complimented me
on my large veins,
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which no one ever notices.
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I took an instant nap,
which they called fainting,
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and then I got a cookie.
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That is incredible!
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Yeah, way better than useless squat frogs.
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Take that gym class!
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But gym class is every day.
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Then I know what I have to do.
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Sorry I'm late for ice cream o'clock,
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but dibs on the cherry.
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Sorry, mister.
Ice cream o'clock is a private thing
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for me and the two chumps
I hustle for free ice cream.
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But it's me…
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But it's me, James, one of the chumps.
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James!
Is it really you?
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Hmm…
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James?
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It is you!
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What did you do?
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We're supposed to grow old together!
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I've been donating blood every day
this past week to get out of P.E.
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But you're like a deflated balloon!
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Wait, do balloons bleed?
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That will be seventy-five dollars.
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Can we get three spoons?
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Oh, sorry, sir.
I-- I didn't see you there.
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Let me just give you the senior discount.
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That'll be two bits.
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And here's a neck pillow
and a glass of warm water,
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in case you get a brain freeze.
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Two bits it is!
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-What?!
-Max, Echo.
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Don't you see what this means?
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That you'll be cashing out your
retirement fund years before it matures?
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No, it means that unlike gym class,
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me giving blood has actually given me
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something I can actually use
in real life, actually.
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Senior discounts!
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Which means I'm going to eat my way
through Dirt's ancient foods
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like a locust on swarming day.
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Let the food tour begin.
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Ah, getting out of squat frogs
and getting old people discounts--
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is there anything giving blood
isn't good for?
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Less talky, more walkie, raisin man.
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Bagel Bunker's senior discounts
aren't going to discount themselves.
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You guys?!
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My blood-starved calves.
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Guys?!
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Excuse me, Mr. Senior.
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Can I help you cross the street
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for my helping the elderly merit badge?
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Oh, um, sure. Thank you.
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He said, yes! Go! Go! Go!
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Yes! I finally got
my grandpa-gathering badge.
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Wa-hoo!
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No wait, you don't understand!
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This is a mistake.
I'm not actually…
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Slushies?
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Naps?
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Soft cheeses?
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Take me away, boys.
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James? Nope.
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James? Nuh-uh.
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James? No!
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My youth!
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Max? Echo?
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James!
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There you are.
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I had to pay a full dollar fifty
for a hot dog.
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What have they done to you?
You look relaxed.
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That's not the James that I know.
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Blink normally if you're being held
against your will!
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I'm fine, Max.
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I'm more than fine.
I'm retired.
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Retired from what?
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Stupid classes that bring
no real value to life,
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unlike my new voice-activated scooter.
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Scooter, tour me.
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In this place, you can forget all about
dumb P.E or stats,
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or any other unimportant thing teachers
force you to think are so important.
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Seriously, Max, name a school subject.
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Geometry.
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Pfft! Geome-try-again.
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The only math you got to know here is
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that one Jello plus two Jello
is a party, baby.
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Mmm. With added vitamins.
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Bingo time.
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When it comes to trying new foods,
what's a bigger discount than free?
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At bingo, we play for obscure candies
only known by the elderly.
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Oh!
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Alright. Alright, calm down, kids.
Let's play some bingo.
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"N," 31.
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Bingo! Give me snacks!
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Impossible, that was just the first ball!
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-Boo!
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Oh!
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All right, let's get back to it.
The next number is--
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-Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
-Bingo! Bingo! I got bingo!
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So, uh, James, now that
you're pretending to be old,
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are you going to live here now?
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Mm-hmm, Max.
I'm gonna live my best gym-less
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and other unnecessary classes life
right here.
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Max? I know that crocodile.
It can't be!
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Those eyes! I know those eyes!
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It is you!
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Sorry, do I know you?
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Onion!
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Who?
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Smooth Jason!
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Bingo.
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Boo!
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here because of you.
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After you exposed me as a cheater,
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I was shunned by everyone.
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No place to go, no onion to cry on.
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But like you, I discovered a
new identity for myself
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through giving blood!
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I became…
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Wrinkly Jason!
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And I found a new stage to shine on,
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and now it's payback time.
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You've ruined my life once,
so now I'm gonna ruin yours!
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Once the blood bank hears
you're abusing their system,
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you'll be banned from donating!
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-No!
-And that means no more looking old.
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Revenge will be mine!
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If you tattle on me, I'll tattle on you.
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Not if I break those wrinkly baby legs!
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One against three.
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I don't do math anymore,
but I like those odds.
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Visiting hours are officially over.
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All you youngins, get out!
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-Well, bye, James!
-Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
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Residents can now either
enjoy outside time
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while the impending fight ensues,
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or stay and place their bets!
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I'll put twelve gum drops
on the deflated balloon!
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Where am I?
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Oh, no, we gotta help James!
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He's not a lover or a fighter.
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Eh, I'm sure they'll work it out.
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Okay, who has ungrateful grandchildren
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and wants to be treated respectfully
for the day?
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Great. Gumdrop a minute. Who's first?
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My back!
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Smooth… Wrinkly… It's over, Jason.
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Looks like you have a choice.
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You can choose to turn me in
or you can save those prunes.
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Just remember, only a youngin'
can save them in time.
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Save them, and they'll know
who you really are.
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Help! Oh, dear.
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-Squats!
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Squats transform your legs,
your glutes, and your life!
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Live!
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Laugh!
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Squat!
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Senior impostor! Senior impostor!
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Senior impostor! Senior impostor!
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I don't know what he's talking about!
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I'm old-- I remember DVDs!
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Save it, kid!
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No real senior could frog squat
a bingo cage.
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Uh-huh!
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But I love it here!
Can I at least visit?
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What about on Soup Sundays?
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Fiber Fridays?
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Please, don't make me go back to school!
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And great, I'm young again.
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But I guess I did find
a real-life value in squat frogs.
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Well, at least you know how
to gym class now.
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All right, class, big news!
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Doctor Squats has a new prescription.
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Squats are out,
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and push-ups are in!
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Push-ups? How will push-ups
ever help me in life?
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Will push-ups help me--
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No flashbacks!
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Push-ups, now!
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Oh, that looks hard.
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-Ow!
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Hey, do you still have that neck pillow?
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My back!