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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎快跑…

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‎看吧，問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名：有嬤的孩子像個寶

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‎-對，這招猛吧？
‎-兄弟，注意6點鐘方向

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‎快點，賺大錢…得高分…

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‎吃我這招！

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‎對，左上方！

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‎披上圍巾！

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‎-上衣對決，高分紀錄！
‎-快點！不行！

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‎快點…

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‎升級，搶寶物

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‎借過

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‎-別管我
‎-爸，走開啦！

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‎爸，走開啦，拜託！

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‎-爸，拜託！
‎-美麗的吸取動作

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‎爸，走開啦…

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‎我的脛骨完了

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‎我去開門！

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‎你有包裹

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‎不用給我

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‎你為什麼不開？很少小孩會有信

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‎我們又不是大人

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‎會收到精美雜誌和華麗的信用卡帳單

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‎我已經知道是什麼
‎麥斯，是我奶奶寄的

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‎圓圈和棒子！我可以玩嗎？

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‎請便

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‎唉，好爛喔

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‎你為什麼要這個？

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‎我沒有，我奶奶每年都在國際奶奶節

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‎送我同樣的禮物

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‎我的肩胛骨

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‎她討厭你嗎？

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‎不是，麥斯，她根本就不認識我

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‎你沒見過你奶奶？

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‎沒有，這也是個問題

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‎何必送我東西？

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‎應該花點時間瞭解我喜歡什麼吧？

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‎我奶奶假設我喜歡圓圈和棒子

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‎可能是因為她喜歡圓圈和棒子

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‎如果想瞭解我
‎只要偶爾來看我、打個電話

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‎甚至寫封信

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‎我就會傳訊息給她，以免需要寫信

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‎但是奶奶不要
‎她只會送我同樣的圓圈和棒子

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‎她在想什麼？

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‎只要送得夠多，我就會喜歡？

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‎我只需要知道我個人喜好的奶奶！

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‎去找奶奶吧，告訴她你喜歡什麼

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‎問題在於我不知道她住哪裡

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‎我知道

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‎她住泥巴鎮？
‎為什麼我爸媽沒介紹我們認識？

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‎如果跟我爸媽一樣
‎就代表你爸媽討厭她

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‎我沒事

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‎（泥巴鎮，家）

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‎（奶奶家）

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‎（歡樂麵包）

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‎第一站

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‎等一下，真的？

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‎這麼多臨時演員消失
‎我以為過了很久

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‎你奶奶怎麼住在顏色這麼土的地方？

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‎“歡迎光臨奶奶的家
‎入場費：抱一個”

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‎只是一棟商業辦公室
‎我看這次是白來了

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‎（正在辨識使用者）

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‎我是禮物拷貝製造人工智慧機器

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‎英文簡稱“奶奶”

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‎是送禮迎來的全方位服務

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‎能夠學習

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‎並且說服兒童他們真的有奶奶

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‎享用你的禮物吧

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‎你奶奶是台機器？

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‎看不出像在哪裡

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‎麥斯，你看不出來嗎？

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‎她是送禮外包服務的機器

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‎我爸媽是用戶

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‎我還以為你會很感激呢，包子弟

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‎喂，妳說誰是…

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‎等等，妳會思考？

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‎廢話，我當然會啊
‎而且我討厭講話沒禮貌的人

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‎抱歉，我不是故意的

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‎可是妳的禮物不符合個人需求

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‎去跟你爸媽說啊

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‎他們沒給我你的資料
‎所以你才收到預設的禮物

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‎圓圈和棒子

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‎圓圈和棒子！

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‎如果妳能徹底瞭解我呢？

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‎能做出比較詹姆斯的禮物嗎？

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‎那當然

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‎你不懂我的名字縮寫是什麼意思嗎？

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‎麥斯，我們待會兒見

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‎我要帶沒人照顧的假奶奶離開這裡

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‎用一天時間讓她瞭解我

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‎小男生帶著列印機奶奶

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‎我從來沒看過這麼美的畫面

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‎除了夕陽、小水獺還有…

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‎花生

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‎（家庭辦公室B）

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‎小朋友都這樣玩？

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‎對啊，小朋友喜歡高的地方

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‎你沒有朋友，詹姆斯！

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‎還得帶列印機到公園玩！

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‎喂，這是我奶奶！

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‎最好是，那是你奶奶
‎那我奶奶就是這匹馬！

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‎你沒有…

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‎如果那是你奶奶，難怪她那麼可憐

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‎因為她孫子沒大沒小
‎不用腦，還是一團漿糊

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‎她每天一定都很後悔

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‎當初在康尼島遇見你爺爺

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‎奶奶，別聽他們的，來吧，我們走

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‎妳幫我講話

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‎我忍不住嘛

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‎我突然怒火中燒，墨水沸騰

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‎妳的感受跟所有奶奶一樣

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‎明明孫子是偷生的，還是會保護他

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‎我們享受美麗的畫面吧

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‎鮑伯歐曼

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‎你知道你的公園板凳超不好坐吧？

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‎但是你不在乎吧？

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‎他怎麼在乎？他已經死了

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‎為什麼死後才能有專屬的公園板凳？

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‎什麼人要用公園板凳紀念

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‎而不是銅像？

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‎這才叫紀念嘛，趕快儲存起來

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‎知道了，銅像，好

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‎鮑伯歐曼，垃圾

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‎如果我不知道的話
‎一定以為我遺傳到妳的毒舌幽默感

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‎對啊，我們就像真的祖孫
‎多告訴我一點我孫子的事吧

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‎我喜歡…

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‎這傢伙真是糟糕

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‎對啊，又沒人要他到公園當DJ！

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‎我就說嘛

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‎誰會跑到公共場所
‎決定要改背景音樂的？

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‎我好像認識你一輩子了

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‎我們才剛剛開始呢，奶奶

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‎我還有更多討人喜歡的優點

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‎（資料…）

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‎（資料…）

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‎你說得沒錯，這禮物好爛

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‎（資料…）

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‎（電影院）

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‎別忘了戴上3D眼鏡

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‎詹姆斯，我是3D列印機
‎我都直接說這是“眼鏡”

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‎（資料…）

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‎（年少冰狂？）

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‎我每種口味都要來一點

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‎（什錦水果，瘋狂巧克力）

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‎為什麼只有冰淇淋店能無限試吃？

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‎其他店家都沒有延續這種文化現象

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‎你不可能到披薩店

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‎要求試吃一小片每種口味吧？

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‎她很棒吧？

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‎總共55.7美元

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‎招牌上說免費試吃耶

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‎（免費試吃）

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‎“前三口免費試吃，其餘要錢”？

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‎別擔心，奶奶請客

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‎謝謝奶奶！

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‎鮑伯歐曼？你不是鮑伯歐曼

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‎我認識鮑伯歐曼，他是公園板凳

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‎（鮑伯歐曼）

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‎妳列印他的信用卡？

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‎我是列印機，只會列印啊

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‎我要叫警衛了

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‎羅珊，這台列印機是冰淇淋詐欺犯

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‎-快跑！
‎-怎麼跑？我又沒有腿！

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‎（針線行）

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‎糟糕！

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-你問你為什麼喘得跟老人一樣嗎？

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‎不是，為什麼停下來？

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‎抱歉，孫子，電線不夠長

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‎等一下，我們要飆車了

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‎我最會“等一下”了

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‎讓路！

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‎左邊！

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‎右邊！

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‎蘭姆葡萄乾

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‎讓路！

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‎擋路者死！

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‎在你後面

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‎（緬懷鮑伯歐曼）

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‎小心

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‎我花很多錢買這張公園板凳

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‎我們來了

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‎今天一定禮拜一吧？

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‎（家庭辦公室B）

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‎麥斯，你怎麼還在這裡？

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‎什麼？我不能走啊！

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‎我得把這些紙放進傳送管！

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‎今天好玩嗎？

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‎超好玩的

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‎本來以為列印機跟我沒有共通點

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‎奶奶證明我錯了

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‎對啊，我們就像雙胞胎

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‎好，現在我看出像在哪裡了！

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‎所以我知道他喜歡什麼

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‎感覺真好

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‎我比鮑伯歐曼還好！

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‎對，可是這也不算什麼

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‎他已經死了

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‎等等，你們說誰？

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‎（緬懷鮑伯歐曼）

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‎我沒死啦！

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