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SEBUAH SIRI NETFLIX

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Keluar!

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Tengok? Semuanya lancar.

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Saya nak jadi huruf!

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CUCU KESAYANGAN NENEK

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- Ya, awak suka?
- Awas di belakang!

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Ayuh! Menang besar! Mata tinggi!

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Ya, rasakan!

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Ya, atas kiri.

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Pakai selendang!

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- Tukar blaus. Mata tinggi!
- Ayuh! Tidak!

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Cepatlah!

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Naik taraf. Dapat kuasa!

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Tumpang lalu.

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- Tumpang.
- Tepi!

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Ke tepi, ayah!

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- Ayah!
- Sedutan indah.

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Ayah, ke tepi!

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Aduh, tulang kering.

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Biar saya buka!

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Ada bungkusan.

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Tak apa.

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Kenapa tak buka? Budak jarang dapat.

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Bukannya kita dewasa,

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ada majalah dan bil kad kredit.

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Saya dah tahu, Max. Nenek yang hantar.

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Gelung dan kayu! Boleh saya main?

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Silakan.

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Teruknya.

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Kenapa awak minta?

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Tak minta. Nenek beri hadiah sama
ketika Hari Cucu Antarabangsa.

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Skapula saya!

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- Dia benci awak?
- Dia tak kenal saya pun.

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Tak pernah jumpa nenek?

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Tak, itulah masalahnya.

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Kenapa hantar hadiah jika
tak cuba tahu saya suka apa?

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Nenek anggap saya suka benda itu

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mungkin kerana dia sendiri suka!

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Nak kenal saya hanya perlu melawat,
hubungi atau tulis surat

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supaya saya mesej dan tak perlu balas.

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Tiada! Nenek asyik hantar benda sama!

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Apa yang dia fikir?
Lama-lama saya akan suka?

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Saya nak nenek yang kenal saya!

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Jumpalah dia dan beritahu.

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Saya tak tahu rumahnya.

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Saya tahu.

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Tinggal di Dirt?

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Kenapa ibu ayah tak kenalkan kami?

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Mereka mungkin benci dia.

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Saya okey.

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RUMAH - RUMAH NENEK

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- Hentian pertama.
- Tunggu, betul?

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Ramai orang tiada, ingatkan dah lama.

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Kenapa nenek awak tinggal di sini?

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"Selamat datang ke rumah nenek.
Upah masuk: satu pelukan."

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Hanya bangunan pejabat. Sia-sia saja.

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MENGENAL PASTI ASET

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<i>Saya Nenda Entiti Nuansa Embah Kamu</i>

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<i>atau N.E.N.E.K.</i>

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<i>Satu pusat hadiah sehenti</i>
<i>yang mampu belajar</i>

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<i>dan meyakinkan budak</i>
<i>bahawa datuk nenek mereka wujud.</i>

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<i>Nikmati hadiah awak!</i>

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Nenek awak ialah mesin?

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Tiada iras-iras pun.

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Tak, awak tak nampak?

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Ini perkhidmatan beri hadiah
yang ibu bapa saya langgan.

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<i>Hargailah sikit, si kepala bulat.</i>

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Hei! Awak kata siapa…

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Awak boleh respons?

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<i>Memanglah, tapi jangan buat perangai.</i>

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Maaflah, tapi hadiah awak
tak kena langsung.

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<i>Beritahu ibu bapa awak.</i>

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<i>Mereka tak ceritakan,</i>
<i>sebab itu dapat hadiah standard.</i>

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<i>Gelung dan kayu.</i>

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Gelung dan kayu!

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Jika belajar tentang saya?
Boleh berikan hadiah sesuai?

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<i>Sudah tentulah.</i>
<i>Awak tak faham akronim saya?</i>

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Max, jumpa nanti.

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Saya nak bawa nenek palsu
terabai ini keluar dan kenali saya.

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Budak dan si nenek pencetak.

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Sungguh indah tak terkata,

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cuma tak macam matahari terbenam,
anak memerang dan…

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Polisterin!

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Budak-budak main begini?

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Ya, budak suka naik tinggi.

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Awak tiada kawan, James!

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Sampai melepak dengan pencetak!

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Hei, dia nenek saya!

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Yalah, nenek konon.

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Jika begitu, nenek saya kuda inilah!

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Awak tak…

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<i>Kalau itu nenek awak,</i>
<i>padanlah dia sengsara.</i>

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<i>Ada cucu yang kembung dan kurang beradab</i>

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<i>pasti buat dia harap tak jumpa</i>
<i>datuk awak di Pulau Coney.</i>

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Jangan dengar, nenek. Jom kita pergi.

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Awak bela saya!

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<i>Saya tak tahan.</i>

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<i>Saya rasa marah</i>
<i>sampai dakwat membuak-buak.</i>

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Awak rasa macam nenek lain.

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Rasa melindungi cucu yang tak sah taraf.

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Mari nikmati perkara yang indah.

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Hei, Bob Awman.

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Bangku awak tak selesa.

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Awak tak peduli?

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<i>Bagaimana? Dia dah mati!</i>

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Kenapa perlu mati untuk dapat bangku?

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Kenapa dikenang guna bangku, bukan tugu?

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Itu barulah betul.
Masukkan ke dalam data awak.

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<i>Baiklah. Tugu, bagus.</i>

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<i>Bob Awman, sampah.</i>

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Kalau saya tak tahu,
rasanya saya warisi sifat lucu awak.

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<i>Betul! Macam kita memang saudara.</i>
<i>Ceritakan lagi tentang awak.</i>

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Saya suka…

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Biar betul?

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<i>Ya, tiada orang minta dia jadi DJ di sini!</i>

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Betul, bukan?

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Siapa datang ke tempat awam
dan tentukan lagu untuk didengar?

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<i>Rasa macam kita dah lama kenal.</i>

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Kita baru bermula, nenek.

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Banyak lagi diri saya untuk disukai.

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<i>Awak betul. Benda ini teruk!</i>

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PAWAGAM

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Jangan lupa cermin mata 3D!

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<i>Saya pencetak 3D, James.</i>
<i>Saya panggil ini cermin mata.</i>

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Saya nak cuba semuanya.

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Kenapa hanya kedai aiskrim
ada sampel percuma tanpa had?

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Fenomena budaya ini
tak diamalkan perniagaan lain.

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<i>Kita tak masuk kedai piza</i>
<i>dan minta rasa setiap keping.</i>

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Dia bagus, bukan?

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Semuanya $55.70.

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Ada tulis sampel percuma!

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SAMPEL PERCUMA

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"Tiga sampel pertama percuma,
yang lain perlu dibayar"?

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<i>Usah risau. Biar nenek uruskan.</i>

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Terima kasih, nenek!

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Bob Awman? Awak bukan Bob Awman.

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Saya kenal Bob Awman. Dia bangku.

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KAD KREDIT

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Awak cetak kadnya?

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<i>Saya pencetak. Itu kerja saya!</i>

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Saya panggil pengawal.

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Roxanne, pencetak ini
melakukan penipuan aiskrim!

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- Lari!
<i>- Bagaimana? Saya tiada kaki!</i>

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KEDAI JAHIT

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Alamak!

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- Apa dah jadi?
<i>- Mengah macam orang tua?</i>

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Tak, kenapa berhenti?

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<i>Maaf, budak. Wayar dah habis.</i>

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Sekejap, kita akan menunggang.

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<i>"Sekejap" itu nama saya.</i>

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<i>Ke tepi!</i>

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<i>Kiri!</i>

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<i>Kanan!</i>

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Kismis rum!

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<i>Ke tepi!</i>

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<i>Pergilah!</i>

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LOKASI JENAYAH

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<i>Di belakang!</i>

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<i>Jaga-jaga!</i>

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Banyak saya bayar untuk bangku ini.

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Kami datang!

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Isnin. Biasalah.

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PEJABAT RUMAH B

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Max! Kenapa masih di sini?

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Saya tak boleh pergi!

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Saya perlu masukkan kertas ini!

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Awak okey?

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Hebat!

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Tak sangka saya dan pencetak
banyak persamaan.

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- Nenek dah buktikan.
<i>- Ya, kami macam kembar.</i>

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Okey! Baru nampak iras-iras!

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<i>Sebab itu saya tahu kegemarannya.</i>

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<i>Puas rasanya!</i>

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Saya lebih baik daripada Bob Awman!

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<i>Ya, taklah besar maknanya.</i>

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<i>Dia dah mati!</i>

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Tunggu, siapa?

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BOB AWMAN DALAM KENANGAN

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Saya belum matilah!

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Terjemahan sari kata oleh NH Azizan