1 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,125 Go, go, go, go, go! 2 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:21,041 See? Everything worked out. 3 00:00:23,875 --> 00:00:26,625 Aw, I wanna be a letter! 4 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,708 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! 5 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:40,000 -How do you like that, huh? -Hey, watch your six, bro! 6 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:41,333 Come on, come on, come on. 7 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:44,166 Big money, big money, aw, high score, high score. 8 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:45,666 Yeah, yeah, get some! 9 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,791 Oh, yeah! Top left, top left! 10 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:49,458 Put on the shawl! 11 00:00:49,541 --> 00:00:50,666 -Blouse power! -Come on! 12 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:51,958 -Oh, no! 13 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:53,333 High score! 14 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:56,458 -Come on, come on, come on! 15 00:00:56,541 --> 00:00:58,125 I'm great. Oh, get the power up! 16 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,583 -Watch out for that guy. 17 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:03,375 Don't mind me. 18 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:05,708 Dad, move, move, Dad, please! 19 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:08,333 -Dad, come on! -Beautiful sucking action. 20 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,500 Dad, Dad, move, move, Dad! 21 00:01:18,416 --> 00:01:19,875 My tibia! 22 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:21,541 -I'll get it! 23 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:31,000 You got a package. 24 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:32,833 Eh. I'm good. 25 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:34,583 Why aren't you opening it? Kids don't get mail every day. 26 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:35,875 It's not like we're adults 27 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:37,208 with their glossy magazines, 28 00:01:37,291 --> 00:01:39,916 and fancy credit card bills. 29 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,916 I already know what it is, Max. 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,083 It's from my grandma. 31 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:46,791 Oh, wow! A hoop and a stick! Can I play with it? 32 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:48,500 Knock yourself out. 33 00:01:53,916 --> 00:01:55,083 Man, this sucks. 34 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:02,250 -Why would you ask for this? -I didn't. 35 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:04,375 My grandma gets me the same gift every year 36 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,416 on International Grandchild's Day. 37 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,000 My scapula! 38 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:09,083 Does she hate you? 39 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:11,458 No, Max. She doesn't even know me. 40 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,916 -You haven't met your grandma? 41 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,875 No, which is part of the problem. 42 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:18,750 I mean, why send me anything 43 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:21,250 if you never take the time to get to know what I like? 44 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,708 My grandma just assumes I like hoops and sticks 45 00:02:23,791 --> 00:02:26,250 probably because she likes hoops and sticks. 46 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:29,625 All it would take to get to know me is a visit every once a while, 47 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:31,875 or a call, or even a handwritten correspondence 48 00:02:31,958 --> 00:02:34,708 that would trigger me to text her to avoid written correspondences. 49 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:35,875 But no! 50 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:39,250 All Grandma ever sends me is the same hoop and stick. 51 00:02:39,666 --> 00:02:42,708 What does she think? If she sends it enough, I'll start to like it? 52 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:46,000 What I'd like is a grandma who knew what I liked! 53 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:51,458 Go to Grandma. Tell her what you like. 54 00:02:52,666 --> 00:02:53,750 -Ow! 55 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:56,291 Problem: I don't know where she lives. 56 00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:58,166 I do! 57 00:03:00,041 --> 00:03:01,708 She lives in Dirt? 58 00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:03,583 Why haven't my parents introduced us? 59 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:06,875 If they're anything like my parents, it's because they hate her. 60 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,375 I'm okay! 61 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,666 First stop! 62 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:32,041 Whoa, wait, really? 63 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,500 You know, with all those people dissolving, 64 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:35,291 I thought more time would have passed. 65 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:42,125 Ugh. Why does your grandma live somewhere so beige? 66 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:52,500 "Welcome to Grandma's Place. 67 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:54,666 One Hug." 68 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:07,458 Huh. Oh. 69 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:09,291 It's just an office building. 70 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,416 I guess this was all for nothing. 71 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:20,666 I am the Gift Replication and Manufacturing AI machine, 72 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,458 or GRANDMA, 73 00:04:23,541 --> 00:04:27,458 a one-stop gift fulfillment service capable of learning 74 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:31,625 and convincing children that their grandparents actually exist. 75 00:04:36,541 --> 00:04:38,541 -Enjoy your gift! 76 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:41,375 Your grandma's a machine? 77 00:04:43,666 --> 00:04:45,583 I am not seeing the resemblance. 78 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:48,250 No, Max, don't you see? 79 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,958 She's clearly part of a gift-giving subscription service 80 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,500 my parents signed me up for. 81 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:55,375 Yeah, and you'd think you'd be more appreciative, bubble boy. 82 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:56,958 Hey! Who are you calling...? 83 00:04:57,041 --> 00:04:58,833 Wait. You're sentient? 84 00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:00,833 You bet your bare butt I am. 85 00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:02,916 And I don't take sass. 86 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,333 Sorry, I mean no offense, but your gifts aren't very personal. 87 00:05:07,416 --> 00:05:08,833 Then tell your parents. 88 00:05:08,916 --> 00:05:10,625 They didn't tell me anything about you, 89 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:13,541 which is why you got the default gift, hoop and stick. 90 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:17,916 Hoop and stick! 91 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:24,791 Hmm. 92 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:27,166 What if you could learn everything about me? 93 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,375 Could you make a James-y gift? 94 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:32,916 Of course. What part of my acronym did you not understand? 95 00:05:34,791 --> 00:05:36,666 Max, I'll catch you later. 96 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,750 I'm gonna take my fake neglected grandma 97 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:41,458 out of her hovel for a day that's all about me. 98 00:05:42,583 --> 00:05:44,208 A boy and his printer grandma. 99 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:48,166 I've never seen anything more beautiful, 100 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,750 except for sunsets, 101 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:51,833 baby otters and... 102 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:53,750 Ooh, peanuts! 103 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,958 -This is what kids do for fun? -Yeah. 104 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:04,208 Kids love getting elevated. 105 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:16,083 Ha! You got no friends, James! 106 00:06:16,166 --> 00:06:19,083 You gotta hang out in the park with a printer! 107 00:06:19,166 --> 00:06:21,791 Hey! That's my grandma! 108 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:24,458 Yeah, sure. That's your grandma. 109 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:27,291 And my grandma's this horse! 110 00:06:27,916 --> 00:06:29,875 -Well, you didn't have... -If that's your grandma, 111 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:32,083 I can see why she's so miserable. 112 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:35,750 Having a disrespectful, inconsiderate blob of a grandson 113 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,416 must make her wish every day 114 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:40,500 she never met your grandfather at Coney Island. 115 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Don't listen to them, Grandma. Come on. Let's get out of here. 116 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,791 You stood up for me. 117 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:52,375 I couldn't help myself. 118 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:55,708 I was just suddenly filled with a rage that made my ink boil. 119 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,000 You're feeling what grandmas feel-- 120 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:01,541 overprotectiveness for their clearly illegitimate grandchild. 121 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,500 Let's enjoy the beautiful things. 122 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:08,958 Ahh. 123 00:07:09,041 --> 00:07:10,041 Hmm. 124 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:14,041 Hey, Bob Awman, you know your bench is super uncomfortable, right? 125 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:15,583 But you don't care, do you? 126 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:18,666 -Well, how could he? He's dead. 127 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,750 Why do you have to die to get your own dedication bench? 128 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:24,625 What kind of person only gets immortalized with a bench and not a statue? 129 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,875 Now, that's a compliment! 130 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:28,583 Get that in your data. 131 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:29,666 Got it. 132 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,750 Statue, good. 133 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:32,958 -Bob Awman, garbage. 134 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:36,666 Oh, if I didn't know any better, 135 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:39,458 I would say I got my snarky sense of humor from you. 136 00:07:39,541 --> 00:07:41,625 I know, it's like we're actually related. 137 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,958 Tell me more about my grandson. 138 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:45,708 Well, I like... 139 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:47,750 -Ugh. 140 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:54,041 -Ugh, can you believe this guy? -Yeah. 141 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,791 Nobody asked him to DJ the park! 142 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:58,541 Ha! I know, right! 143 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:00,333 Who shows up to a public place 144 00:08:00,416 --> 00:08:03,666 and decides they're going to change the soundtrack? 145 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:19,625 Huh? 146 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,333 I feel like I've known you forever. 147 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:27,166 Oh, we're just getting started, GRANDMA. 148 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,666 There's much more of me to like. 149 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,375 You're right, this thing sucks. 150 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:05,291 Oh, and don't forget to put on your 3D glasses. 151 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,375 I'm a 3D printer, James. 152 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:09,041 I just call them glasses. 153 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:21,208 I'll try one of everything. 154 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,166 Ugh. 155 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:28,083 Ah. 156 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:30,208 Why are ice cream shops the only place 157 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:32,958 that allow unlimited free samples? 158 00:09:33,041 --> 00:09:36,958 It's a cultural phenomenon that extends to no other type of establishment. 159 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,666 Yeah, you don't walk into a pizza shop 160 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,916 and ask to try a miniature slice of everything. 161 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,875 Isn't she the best? 162 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:49,250 That'll be $55.70. 163 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,125 Your sign says free samples. 164 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:55,125 "First three are free, 165 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:57,750 the rest cost money"? 166 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:02,208 Don't worry, Grandma's got this. 167 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:04,541 Aw, well, thank you, GRANDMA. 168 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,666 "Bob Awman"? 169 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,541 You're not Bob Awman. 170 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,541 I know Bob Awman. 171 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,333 He's a bench. 172 00:10:15,416 --> 00:10:17,083 You printed his card? 173 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:19,208 I'm a printer, it's what I do. 174 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,916 I'm calling security. 175 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,541 Roxanne, this printer's committing ice cream fraud. 176 00:10:32,916 --> 00:10:35,416 -Run! -How? I don't have any legs. 177 00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:49,041 Oh, shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot! 178 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,041 Ugh! 179 00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:10,875 What's happening? 180 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,416 You're huffing it like an old man. 181 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,458 No. Why have we stopped? 182 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,541 Oh, sorry, kid, I've run out of cord! 183 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:35,000 Hang on. We're going for a ride. 184 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,583 Hang on's my middle name. 185 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:38,916 Oh! 186 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:47,916 Out of the way! 187 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,000 -To your left! 188 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,916 -To your right! 189 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,041 Ooh, rum raisin. 190 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,791 Gangway! 191 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,916 Ah-ha! 192 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,416 Move it or lose it! 193 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:11,750 Behind you! 194 00:12:16,958 --> 00:12:18,083 Aah! 195 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,208 Look out. 196 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:24,125 Aw, I paid good money for this bench. 197 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,541 We're a-coming. 198 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,416 Oh, Mondays, am I right? 199 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,875 Max, why are you still here? 200 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,416 What? I can't leave! 201 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,666 I gotta get these papers into the zoom pipe. 202 00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,375 How was your day? 203 00:12:58,458 --> 00:12:59,791 Amazing. 204 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:02,375 I never thought a printer and I could have anything in common, 205 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:03,833 but GRANDMA proved me wrong. 206 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,708 Oh, yeah, we're like twins. 207 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:11,083 Oh, okay! Now I see the resemblance. 208 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,791 Which is why I know what he likes. 209 00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:29,458 Ohh! 210 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,583 That felt good. 211 00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:38,458 Oh! 212 00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:41,125 I'm better than Bob Awman. 213 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:45,458 Yeah, but that isn't saying much. He's dead! 214 00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:50,875 Wait, who? 215 00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,916 I'm not dead!