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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎快跑…

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‎看吧，問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名：枕頭鬥陣俱樂部

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‎安全要求超蠢的

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‎靠枕博士，你要香腸嗎？

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‎要，哈哈，麻煩了

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‎太好了

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‎小朋友，別忘了玩的時候要注重安全

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‎對

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‎我的劃時代科學研究顯示

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‎只要禁止所有危險活動
‎兒童的壽命就能加倍

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‎如果孩子樂翻天，代表一定有危險

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‎靠枕博士，謝謝你

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‎靠枕博士…

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‎小心，唸他名字三次可能他會現身

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‎來啊，我要跟他說
‎我受夠“這是為你好”的廢話了

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‎他要毀掉我們的童年

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‎他要扼殺我們的樂趣

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‎他根本就討厭樂趣

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‎小朋友需要玩樂

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‎這樣才能發洩我們上學期間

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‎累積的壓力和焦慮

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‎妳看看靠枕博士的科學
‎把可憐的麥斯變成什麼樣

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‎麥斯通常整個下午都跟我在一起

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‎跑來跑去，打打鬧鬧

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‎就跟普通擬人鱷魚和媽寶一樣

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‎但是今天不能釋放壓力
‎結果呢？他就暴走了

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‎破壞！

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‎再來一次

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‎這就對了

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‎枕頭大戰！

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‎真好玩

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‎兒子

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‎門鎖上了

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‎你們沒有玩靠枕博士禁止的

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‎樂翻天危險活動吧？

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‎其實我們…

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‎我們在爭論誰最喜歡靠枕博士的研究

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‎結果我們喜歡的程度都一樣

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‎太好了，繼續開心吧

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‎我們只剩下枕頭大戰發洩管道

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‎要是被爸媽發現，這個管道就沒了

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‎慢著，可是我需要啊

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‎對…沒錯，我們不能再讓你爆發了

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‎枕頭大戰的第一條規定
‎就是不能提到枕頭大戰

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‎無論誰問起，都不能洩漏

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‎洩“豆”？我絕不會“洩豆”
‎我愛吃豆，絕對不會說出去

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‎我們要整天討論豆子嗎？
‎還是要繼續打打鬧鬧？

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‎（泥巴學校）

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‎（安全時刻，保持安全）

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‎（玩具等於死亡）

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‎（《化學》）

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‎安全真無聊

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‎（保持安全）

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‎（保持安全）

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‎你們兩個的心情怎麼這麼好？

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‎對啊，你們怎麼開心成這樣？

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‎我真的不知道你們在講什麼

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‎才怪

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‎怎樣？我可沒提到秘密枕頭大戰

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‎我的豆子！

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‎好吧

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‎到我的露營車來
‎就在長得很怪的仙人掌上

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‎3點鐘帶著枕頭就位

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‎但是別告訴別人，尤其是父母

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‎枕頭鬥陣俱樂部的第一條規則
‎就是不能提到枕頭鬥陣俱樂部

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‎-懂嗎？
‎-懂了

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‎我聽到的枕頭鬥陣俱樂部是什麼？

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‎（你的安全帽在哪裡？）

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‎打到了

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‎好，時間到

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‎枕頭寄放區，每個枕頭2塊錢

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‎我們不收寄放區費用

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‎-我分你兩成
‎-大家都聽到啦，趕快付錢

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‎我超需要這種休閒的

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‎天啊

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‎真好玩，打扁你的臉

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‎對了

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‎記得喔，不准說出去

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‎我不想讓太多人出現
‎不然可能被我們的爸媽抓到

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‎艾可，這些人打哪兒來的？

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‎我有宣傳

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‎我說過不准提到枕頭鬥陣俱樂部的

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‎其實不算提到，比較像廣告

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‎我新推的租枕頭服務

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‎這些枕頭不是他們的嗎？

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‎老兄，你太激動了！

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‎快去

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‎阿寶，我沒辦法讓你來週六晚間主場

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‎因為我安排讓史都華對上愛克朗

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‎票都賣完了

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‎那場技術擊倒賽只有站票，你“超倒”

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‎就是“超級倒楣”，不然呢？

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‎我再打給你

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‎各位小朋友還好吧？

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‎哇，你們好厲害

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‎對啊，你打掃自己的房間

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‎你的床怎麼這麼膨？

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‎為了讓我睡覺時更安全

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‎讓我落下時有緩衝墊

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‎以免我夢到從高空墜落

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‎看來我們是很盡責的父母

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‎祕訣在於不放過任何細節

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‎瑪茲，妳手還酸嗎？

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‎這個禮拜五的6點可以來嗎？

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‎-很好，到時候見
‎-好耶

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‎你去哪裡了，麥斯米蘭？

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‎到隔壁跟詹姆斯玩

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‎你跟他有複雜、可疑的握手行為

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‎麥斯，你們握手的意義是什麼？

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‎不能提到枕頭鬥陣俱樂部

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‎費用是2塊

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‎不能說、絕不說、不准說

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‎那你可能比較想告訴靠枕博士

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‎看來你玩得太開心了！

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‎麥斯，快接啊

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‎你怎麼沒去學校？你還好吧？

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‎很抱歉，您要找的人目前無法接聽

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‎我開始擔心了

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‎喂，你是誰？

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‎幹嘛？

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‎我要找妳弟弟，麥斯

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‎他在家嗎？

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‎不在

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‎他…開始有攻擊行為

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‎所以…被送到靠枕博士的實驗室了

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‎他當然會有攻擊行為

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‎他已經有12小時沒釋放壓力了

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‎如果靠枕博士把他關起來

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‎問題只會更嚴重

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‎好，沒問題

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‎看來他有好一陣子不會回來了

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‎那我要拿他的枕頭

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‎艾可說附近有很讚的枕頭鬥陣俱樂部

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‎謝謝各位這麼快就趕來

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‎麥斯出事了

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‎我們必須救他，以免他再次大暴走

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‎好了

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‎情報顯示麥斯
‎被關在靠枕博士的實驗室

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‎也就是這裡

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‎外圍崗哨分別在這裡、這裡和這裡

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‎巡邏車也會一天24小時巡查實驗室

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‎販賣機在哪裡？

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‎怎樣？分進合擊會讓我容易餓

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‎我們要滲透靠枕博士的實驗室

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‎找到親愛的麥斯
‎然後救他出來，避免流血

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‎可是你保證過的

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‎好啦，可以流一點血

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‎為了執行這項任務

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‎我已經把各位組成一支精英特勤小組

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‎我稱之為…

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‎枕頭六人幫

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‎我不懂，明明只有五個人
‎為什麼要叫枕頭六人幫？

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‎因為枕頭六人幫比枕頭五人幫好聽

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‎所以我又挑了一個特務

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‎來向吉弗士工友打聲招呼吧

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‎吉弗士

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‎吉弗士常參加獨立戰爭歷史重演活動

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‎可是後來泥巴鎮禁止模擬暴力行為

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‎我痛恨英國國王和他的茶葉

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‎改天吧，吉弗士

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‎現在該從事危險活動了

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‎到軍械室去

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‎我們沒有軍械室

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‎可是我有各式各樣的枕頭

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‎因為各位呆到花錢請我保管

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‎不過取出來需要費用

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‎爛枕頭還要花錢

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‎（保佑）

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‎刺蝟羽絨枕

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‎這個應該很好用

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‎（禁止擅闖、禁區
‎危險、禁止進入）

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‎（警告、有警衛、請勿進入）

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‎（停車）

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‎義大利前菜是怎麼回事？
‎只要碰一下就會爆炸…

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‎喂！

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‎喂！

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‎（靠枕博士）

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‎什麼？

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‎糟糕，麥斯

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‎沒想到這麼慘

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‎他已經不只是暴走了

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‎天啊，真是一群頑皮的兒童

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‎看來我們需要更多懸浮水槽了

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‎現在相信了吧？

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‎你們一進入實驗室
‎我就聯絡你們的爸媽了

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‎用不著說

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‎他們聽到你們樂翻天時可樂不起來

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‎媽媽？爸爸？

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‎請原諒我

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‎詹姆斯，你做了什麼好事？

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‎拯救我們的童年

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‎這個人的愚蠢研究毀了我們的人生

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‎這些都是為了你好，兒子

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‎只要遵守靠枕博士的規範
‎你就能有兩倍的壽命

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‎是嗎？還是痛苦的時間變兩倍？

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‎我寧願少活幾年

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‎麥斯也是

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‎孩子，要相信科學
‎科學會讓各位自由！

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‎才怪，枕頭才能讓我們自由

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‎不行，不能拿刺蝟枕頭

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‎好耶！

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‎完蛋了

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00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:20,458
‎結果真有意思

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00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,083
‎有鱷魚！救命啊！

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‎伸縮！

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‎投擲！

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‎你好

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00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:53,333
‎現在知道奪走兒童的歡樂時光

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‎會怎樣吧？

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‎就會這樣

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‎但是別擔心

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‎我來解決

216
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,041
‎好了，這樣應該就行了

217
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‎也可能不行

218
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‎有意思

219
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,375
‎來實驗一下我的假說

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‎先蒐集資料

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‎為了科學

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‎妳看他的眼睛

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‎-新發現
‎-我愛你

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00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:46,208
‎枕頭大戰！

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‎好

226
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‎耶！

227
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:53,416
‎不要

228
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‎趕快停止危險的歡樂行為

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‎你們這些危險兒童

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‎很危險耶！

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‎好耶

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‎歡迎你歸隊，小伙子

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‎好耶，我恢復了，耶！

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00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:13,166
‎暴力讓研究對象變身了

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00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,916
‎這些新資料完全沒有改變研究結果！

236
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,583
‎你們這些兒童太危險、太頑皮了

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‎必須受到懲罰！

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‎聽到沒有？懲罰！

239
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,250
‎吵死了

240
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,791
‎想打靠枕博士嗎？來吧

241
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:30,916
‎我跟詹姆斯收錢

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00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:33,458
‎不行，可是科學…

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00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:34,625
‎不行！

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00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:38,000
‎看到這些家長享受枕頭大戰

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00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,416
‎反而讓樂趣不見了

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‎對，我們還是回歸傳統的危險樂趣吧

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‎耶！

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