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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎快跑…

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‎看吧，問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名：客人變仇人

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‎詹姆斯，艾可找到地方住了沒？

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‎我說她在可預見的未來都能住露營車

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‎畢竟她是未來人

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‎你真好，讓別人用你的東西

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‎拜託，我是個好人耶，麥斯

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‎不過如果惹到我

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‎我一定會大聲說出來

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‎（可愛鼠）

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‎你要說出來嗎？

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‎對啊，我可以的

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‎-怎樣？
‎-沒事，完全沒事

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‎好，因為你剛才的聲音感覺好像有事

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‎如果我有問題，妳一定會知道

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‎太好了，那我去買起司球和花生醬

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‎再見，好好玩喔

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‎她怎麼不知道自己把這裡弄得多髒？

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‎簡直是垃圾堆

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‎你一定要告訴她

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‎我聽到嘆氣，她可能不懂嘆氣的意思

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‎未來沒有嘆氣嗎？

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‎你一定要告訴她，直接講出來

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‎為什麼我得負責告訴艾可她是奧客？

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‎因為有骨氣的人會說

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‎我覺得這樣太可悲了，我們受害者

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‎每次都要點醒加害者

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‎我們善良老百姓不是應該有權

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‎給暗示、偷偷講壞話

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‎或留匿名紙條嗎？

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‎為什麼我們得

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‎指出別人的錯誤？
‎他們明明八成知道自己有錯

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‎所以你不敢告訴艾可

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‎哪有！害怕？沒這回事

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‎真的嗎？我聞得出別人的恐懼感哦

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‎就像蜜蜂

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‎我才不怕呢

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‎我們該讓艾可別再弄亂這個地方了

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‎所以你要直說？

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‎終於要說出內心感受
‎要她尊重這個俱樂部？

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‎對

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‎（禁止進入，離開）

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‎用被動攻擊和增加麻煩法

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‎喂，怎麼回事？

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‎妳剛剛錯過了！
‎政府剛剛宣布賽古是保育類植物

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‎我國寶耶

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‎看來妳得住別的地方了

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‎對不起，妳要怎麼辦？

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‎那我只能住你家了

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‎對，那妳就住到我家吧

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‎你為什麼不講出來？

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‎應該沒問題吧？

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‎拜託，我爸媽

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‎不可能讓艾可這種邋遢鬼住進家裡的

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎做好準備

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‎這絕對會是場大浩劫
‎我只想趕快看好戲

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‎妳太寶了

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‎杜馬斯教授就是這樣毀了大家的食物

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‎我討厭那個傢伙

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‎等一下，你們願意讓艾可搬進來？

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‎當然願意啊

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‎有多少天體物理學家能跟未來的人

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‎住在一起？

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‎對啊，你媽和我常說

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‎如果能有第二個小孩該有多好

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‎派翠克，你說太多了

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‎爸！詹姆斯的爸媽剛剛說
‎艾可要搬進來！快去做爆米花！

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‎我創造你的目的
‎就是要有人幫我做爆米花

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‎所以才特別為了這一點
‎設計能做爆米花的手臂給你

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‎爸爸餓了

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‎親愛的艾可，把這裡當成自己家吧

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‎好

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‎真希望我的鞋子也能這樣

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‎也許艾可想吃甜甜圈

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‎我買了你最愛的口味，在廚房

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‎我的甜甜圈！

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‎親愛的糖份

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‎帶我遠離這個恐怖惡夢吧

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‎我想吃甜甜圈

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‎爸，你也有幫我設計
‎能做甜甜圈的手臂嗎？

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‎沒有，我就忘了這件事

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‎好，爸，別再說了，我還想看好戲

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‎好吃

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‎未來沒有甜甜圈，只有甜甜圈的洞

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‎也就是甜甜圈中間的空間
‎因為甜甜圈在我那時不存在

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‎-給我
‎-喂！

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‎那個你要嗎？

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‎不用了，我不吃

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‎真的嗎？超好吃的喔

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‎不用了，我不想吃

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‎好吧，我不想浪費

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‎別把這種東西留在那裡
‎以免引來不速之客

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‎對，不速之客

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‎也許會沒事的，現在還不緊急

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‎為了平復心情
‎趕快看一集《亞特蘭大主婦》

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‎天啊，布麗姬，妳誤會了！

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‎天啊，布麗姬，他根本就配不上妳

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‎拜託，布麗姬！

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‎耶，看電視時間，我也可以看嗎？

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‎好啊

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‎天啊，你有看到嗎？

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‎不想看也不行啊

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‎天啊，他要爆發了

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‎（越式法國麵包）

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‎什麼？你以為我三歲小孩嗎？

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‎看我用鞋子踢你出去！

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‎鞋子

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‎很棒的鞋子吧？

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‎未來的東西都用聲控

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‎快了，他要講話了

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‎我要去我房間看電視

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‎這節目好爛，都沒有爆點！

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‎好啊，我受夠了，我要打給製作單位

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‎總算安靜了

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‎喂

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‎你怎麼沒跟艾可講話？

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‎我在這一集很難為你的角色加油

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‎這一集？麥斯
‎我的生活都要被她毀了

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‎就跟她毀了露營車一樣

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‎你只要有點骨氣就好了

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‎我有兩副脊椎骨，非常有用

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‎-你媽要我睡你房間
‎-節目又開始了，再見

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‎我的左脊椎骨！

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‎古董耶！

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‎一定壞了

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‎喂，你還好吧？

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‎跟聖誕水晶球一樣好

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‎好極了

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‎我要玩一下“漩渦垃圾桶”

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‎我的聖誕水晶球和地毯

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‎我再玩一次就回來，室友
‎到時一起玩你的公仔！

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‎布麗姬

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‎我如果沒有東西，她就沒辦法破壞

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‎天啊，他失控了，這才叫電視嘛

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‎喂，你的東西怎麼了？

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‎我現在走極簡風

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‎從我去浴室以後開始的嗎？

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‎對，我要改變生活方式

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‎好，所以你再也不用那些東西了？

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‎沒錯，我只需要吃的、穿的和住的

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‎更正，我只需要吃的跟住的

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‎我的地板就是妳的地板
‎妳愛睡哪裡都可以

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‎好，不過免了，我非睡床不可

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‎好耶，我成功了，她出去了

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‎怎麼會這樣？

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‎對啊，無聊

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‎也許只是廣告時間

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‎廣告總算結束了！

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‎（艾可的枕頭）

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‎這是怎麼…

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‎艾可的床？

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‎艾可的電話？

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‎艾可的鏡子？

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‎艾可的海報？

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‎艾可的門？

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‎艾可的懶骨頭？

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‎艾可的聖誕水晶球？

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‎不要碰我的東西好嗎？
‎會觸動我的防盜警報器

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‎“妳的東西”是什麼意思？

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‎你說你不需要這些東西

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‎可是我需要東西

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‎所以現在這是我的東西

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‎你有上學，應該聽得懂

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‎對，聽得懂

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‎我懂得要把妳趕出房間

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‎你說什麼？

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‎沒事

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‎（艾可的椅子）

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‎我覺得你很大方
‎因為你讓我碰你的東西

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‎但是我告訴你喔

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‎我可不喜歡別人碰我的東西

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‎在未來，這種分寸叫做國民生活禮儀

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‎你沒事吧，詹姆斯？

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‎碰…

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‎喂，我能看到顏色了

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‎顏色既美麗又鮮豔，而且…

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‎好，現在又黑白了

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‎碰…

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‎我說別碰我的東西！

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‎喂，你必須離開賽古，它是國寶！

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‎它不是國寶

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‎什麼？

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‎我這樣講是為了把妳趕出露營車

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‎因為妳經常在裡面亂丟垃圾

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‎還讓花生醬沾滿遊戲控制器

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‎然後又搬進我家

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‎吃我的甜甜圈

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‎佔據我的電視、搶走我以前的東西

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‎我想妳也會弄髒那些東西

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‎如果妳知道自己很邋遢
‎就不會發生這些事情！

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‎你到底想說什麼？

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‎妳是個邋遢鬼！

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‎好…

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‎如果你要我打掃露營車

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‎為什麼不直說？

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‎搞定

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‎就這樣？

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‎對，未來的人不搞“被動攻擊”這一套

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‎要嘛就正面衝突

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‎垃圾都消失了

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‎我差點忘了

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‎你看這些精彩特效！

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‎我不想破壞你的極簡風格

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‎所以讓房間的東西都消失了！

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‎你真是禪宗大師！

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‎你總算說出心裡話了，感覺很好吧？

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‎詹姆斯！

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‎你有話要說嗎？

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‎我聽到嘆氣聲了！

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‎不用了，我沒有話要說

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‎字幕翻譯：溫鳳祺

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‎布麗姬