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-[theme music plays]
-[bird chirps]

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[chomps]

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[burps]

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[sniffs]

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-[glass breaks]
-[Max shrieks]

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-[grunts, panicked breathing]
-Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!

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See? Everything worked out.

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[laughs]

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Aw. I wanna be a ladder.

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[burps]

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[school bell rings]

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Yeah, deodorant.
We're in the big leagues now.

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Oh, man, James. What happened?

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Yesterday afternoon
I tried out for a club.

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-Which one?
-Chess club.

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Why were you trying out
for the chess club?

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'Cause I'm tired of being the only one
I know without a thing.

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Even my best friend has a thing.

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You're king of your
Competitive Feeling squad.

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Oh, man, I'm trying so hard
to find a thing,

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I'm working up a sweat.
And I've never sweated in my life.

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[sniffs] Oh, yeah, you do got
a little stink going on.

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Don't worry though. I got just the thing.

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-Here. Try this.
-Thanks, man.

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What are you doing, man?
It goes in your pits.

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Huh?
"Warning: for underarm only"?

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Hey, maybe that could be my thing.

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The rebel who ignores warning labels.

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Whoa, what's happening?

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Salty… stinky…

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Wait, these aren't tears.
They're sweat.

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Sweat? From your eyes?
No way.

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[school bell ringing]

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And just in time for class.

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Okay, Max, maybe no one will notice me
behind your giant croc body.

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Who said that? James?
Where are you?

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[screams, grunts]

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[stammering] Hi.

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[gasps]

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Aww. Hey, James, you still upset
I beat you out for the Chess Club?

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I'm not sure if my fan club has
any openings,

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but don't worry.
I can always check.

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[scoffs] No!

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And I'll have you know
that you didn't beat me, Stuart.

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I respectfully resigned when the club
wouldn't hear my arguments

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about the wrong naming
of their chess pieces.

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Why would the king have
a cross on his head?

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-And what's the bishop doing there?
-[gasping]

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[James] It's supposed to be
a non-denominational sport.

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You sound like you're standing up
for yourself,

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which makes me want to bully you more.

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But your tears make me think you're
already hurt by my previous insult,

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and I don't want to waste any more energy
on such a loser.

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I'm gonna go.

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Stop looking at me. I'm leaving.

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Oh, this is it.
This is what a walk of shame feels like.

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[sighs] Oh good.
It's finally wearing off.

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Oh, way to go, James.
Way to go!

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Using your emotions to confuse

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and overcome a competitor
is some pretty advanced stuff.

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Hoo-hoo! Color me impressed.

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A competitor?
Uh, don't you mean, bully?

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You know, they're kind of
one and the same

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in the club I coach,
Competitive Feelings.

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It's a club where we use
our feelings to win.

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That's my thing.

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[laughs] Oh, yes. Yes. It is.
Max is our MVCB:

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"Most Valuable Cry Baby."

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But Max's long-standing rival,
Smooth Jason…

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Don't say his name. Don't say it!

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He always gets into my head.

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Smooth Jason texted me a picture
of himself with last year's trophy,

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and he's wearing crocodile boots.

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-[crying]
-Menacing. And fashionable.

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Actually, you know what, James?

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I just had to put one of our team members
on the injured list--

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sprained tear duct.

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Hey.

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How would you feel
about joining the squad

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for the big competition tomorrow?

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Ooh, you would really help us out.

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Yeah, thanks, but I don't know.

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Well, we're about to start practice.

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Just come check it out.

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You won't know if it's your thing
unless you try it.

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[crowd walla]

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[grunting]

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Emotion.

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Everyone. Everyone gather 'round.
Gather 'round, everyone.

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Everyone, this is James.

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He's thinking of joining our squad.

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Hi.

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Well, don't just stand there waving.

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Show everybody what you can do.

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Oh, uh, okay. One sec.

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[sniffles]

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Wow.

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[gasps] Oh my.
From zero to puddle in 1.8 seconds.

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I have never seen anyone do that.

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James. James.
You can totally crush Smooth Jason.

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Destroy him. Pulpify him.

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Boil him in his own second-place tears.

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[clears throat]

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Oh, we're finally going to win
a championship.

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[gasps]

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-Way to go, James. Hip hip huzzah!
-[cheering]

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I found my thing, Max.
Uh, do you hear them? I found my thing.

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How can this be your thing?
It's my thing.

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You heard the applause, Max.

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But your tears aren't even real.
You're cheating.

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[sighs] Is there a rule that says
you can't use antiperspirant?

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No. Why would anyone use
antiperspirant for evil?

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Well, then it's not cheating.

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Hmm.

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Come on, Max.
I'm doing this for you, man.

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You're having nightmares
about Smooth Jackson.

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It's "Smooth Jason."

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Jackson, Jason, Joystick,
pfft, whatever.

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Look, I'll handle him for you.

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Trust me.
This is gonna be fun.

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♪ ♪

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Wow, big turnout today.

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[grunts, groans]

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Look at those smug rival schoolers

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with their preppy clothes
and their houses with stairs.

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Oh money, money. I love money.

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And there he is… Smooth Jason.

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Now I know teachers aren't
supposed to hate kids,

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but I hate that kid.

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♪ ♪

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[sniffs, sighs]

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[applause, cheering]

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Sorry, I was just thinking of
a puppy seeing its first sunrise.

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[laughing]

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[growling]

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Okay, emoters. For this first round,

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competitors will engage in emotional,
AKA feelings, AKA mawkish debate.

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Now in the left corner,
we have Smooth Jason.

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Champion, tender heart, rainbow tongue.

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[swoons]

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And in the right, we have, uh, Max.

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Whoever moves the audience most wins.

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And the topic: "Honesty in Sports."

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On my mark, get set, emote!

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Honesty in sports is important

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because if you're not honest in sports,
that means you're cheating.

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Thanks for that, Max.

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But I think
the bigger question is… [sighs]

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[sniffs, exhales]
What is honesty?

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[grunts]

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[applause, cheering]

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Breathtaking. Truly taking of breath.

153
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Redirect!
Don't worry, bud. I got this.

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Sure, we could ask ourselves
what honesty is

155
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and sip philosophical tea
from our little cups,

156
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or we can get real
and admit that it's okay

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to not be totally honest in sports
when honesty won't help the team win.

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How many teams would
try and get back in the game

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if their coach told them
they actually couldn't win? Zero.

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And how many fights would break out

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if teammates gave their honest opinion
about each other all the time?

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"You hit like a bag of marshmallows."

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"Oh, yeah? Well your game's as weak
as our country's infrastructure."

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"Do you want to go?"
"Come at me, bro!"

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It'd be a bloodbath, a bath of blood.

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So, when you really think about it,

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dishonesty is better than honesty
if you win.

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[silence]

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-Winner, round one.
-[applause, cheering]

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00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:04,500
Wow!

171
00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,666
Next event: Musical Tears.

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Oh, this one always gets to me.

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Now, competitors will listen to
the saddest song ever composed,

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and the first to fill their bucket
with tears wins.

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[grunting]

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[deep sniff]

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Destroy him!

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[grunting]

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[grumbles]

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00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:38,291
Ready, crybabies?
One, two, three, emote!

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[sad violin music]

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[grunts]

183
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[chuckling, gasps]

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[giggles] Tally ho! [chuckles]

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00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:57,666
[sniffs, sighs]

186
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[applause, cheering]

187
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Winner! [chuckles] No surprise.

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00:10:03,916 --> 00:10:05,000
[growls]

189
00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,791
Young people, this round's the hug-off.

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00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,791
You'll trade emotionally impacting hugs
back and forth,

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00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,625
and the first to make
their opponent tap out wins.

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00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:19,000
What?

193
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[gasps]

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00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,500
Now, I want to see clean hugs.

195
00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:31,208
No back-crackers or side-ticklers.

196
00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:35,583
Rules are rules for a reason, huh…
for me to enforce. [laughs]

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Got it?
One, two, three emote!

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[both grunting]

199
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,083
Whoa.

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00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:58,083
[sighs]

201
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,041
-Hug!
-Embrace!

202
00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,041
Cuddle.

203
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,625
[screaming]

204
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:17,833
[screaming]

205
00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:21,125
[screams]

206
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,708
Tear him apart, James!

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00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,375
[grunting]

208
00:11:30,041 --> 00:11:31,125
[gasps]

209
00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,083
[screaming]

210
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:49,666
[gasping, moaning]

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00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:52,875
-Winner!
-[applause, cheers]

212
00:11:56,625 --> 00:12:00,000
This is… it's happening.
It's finally happening.

213
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:02,625
One more event and we will win.

214
00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:05,125
Oh, I'm so happy I could puke…

215
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,375
and then eat it,
'cause that's what flies do.

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00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,583
We puke and eat.

217
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:11,000
[gasps]

218
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,458
Uh, time out.

219
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:19,583
Come on. There's gotta be one left.

220
00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,708
Looking for this?

221
00:12:22,791 --> 00:12:24,416
[gasps] Oh, yes!

222
00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,166
What? Hey, what are you doing?

223
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,583
You heard McFly--
if I win this last round,

224
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,291
the championship is ours.

225
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,416
Don't you want to win?
This is your thing.

226
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,375
Not anymore.

227
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:40,500
You sullied it with your musky, spicy,
and occasionally intoxicating scents.

228
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:43,500
Fine, then it'll just be my thing.

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00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:47,250
It's not your thing either.
It'll never be your thing…

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00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,375
as long as you use this

231
00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:53,166
or Vulture Spike or Tiger Lightning
or Ninja Blizzard

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00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:58,458
or Panther Cannon or Wolf Truck
or Weasel Torpedo.

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00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:00,250
[gasps] My deodorant!

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00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,916
[snarls]

235
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,875
Come on, James, find your own thing.

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00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,958
♪ ♪

237
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,416
[sniffs]

238
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:23,541
It all comes down to this--

239
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,958
our last event of the competition.

240
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,750
Whoa. Now I'm about to cry.

241
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,666
This event is worth double the points.

242
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,583
It's still anyone's game.

243
00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,541
One final emotional debate.

244
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,208
The subject…

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00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:41,083
"Stealing your best friend's thing--
good idea or bad idea?"

246
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,916
Max! I totally got this!

247
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,333
[chanting]
James, James, James, James, James…

248
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,208
I haven't really been crying.

249
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:58,083
I've been using
a performance-enhancing deodorant.

250
00:13:58,166 --> 00:13:59,000
There. I said it.

251
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,541
[gasping]

252
00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:01,625
[sighs]

253
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,291
Oh!

254
00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:08,666
That's right. My competition tears--
they were wet with lies.

255
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:13,041
The truth is that Competitive Feelings
is simply not my thing.

256
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It's my best friend Max's thing.

257
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And a life without a thing [sniffles]…

258
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is better than a life without a Max.

259
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Oh, James!

260
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[both laughing]

261
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Being my best friend is your thing.

262
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[cheering, applause]

263
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[Smooth Jason]
Don't clap for that!

264
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He is a cheater!

265
00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:44,166
Smooth Jason wins again!

266
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,375
-[cheering, applause]
-[Smooth Jason cackling]

267
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,291
Oh, you're too kind. [chuckles]

268
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:50,791
[sniffs]

269
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,625
Bow. [gasps]

270
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,291
[gasping]

271
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:57,833
Ohn-ee-on!

272
00:14:57,916 --> 00:14:59,333
It is an onion.

273
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,166
That's what I said. Ohn-ee-on.

274
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,583
What? Okay, we're going to talk
about that later,

275
00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:05,375
but right now… cheater!

276
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:12,250
Both James and Smooth Jason
are disqualified.

277
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,458
Wa-wait, so-- so nobody wins?

278
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:18,375
No, no, no, no, no. No. No!

279
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:21,875
Smooth Jason is disqualified,
and I still can't win?

280
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:26,333
No, no, no, no, no. [cries, wails]

281
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:37,333
[sobbing] It's not fair. It's not fair.

282
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:40,125
Life is not fair.

283
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:45,000
In a sudden turn of events,
we have a new winner.

284
00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:48,458
-[cheering, applause]
-[maniacal laughter]

285
00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:50,791
Yes! Yes!

286
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:55,375
Ugh. I can't believe I let a stick
of antiperspirant come between us.

287
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,125
Yeah, they should put
a warning label on it for that.

288
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:01,291
Hmm, you know, you're right.
We should sue.

289
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,250
Hey, maybe suing people
could be my thing.

290
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,875
[scoffs] Smooth Jason-- na nana, boo boo,
stick your face in doodoo.

291
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,875
Cry into this. [grunting]

292
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,666
-I win! I finally win!
-[Smooth Jason crying]

293
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,666
[James] You know, you deserve
that trophy, Max.

294
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,916
[Max] Why? Because you think
I'm the best at this?

295
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,166
[James scoffs] No, because you're
the best person who didn't cheat.

296
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,208
[Max] Oh, yeah.

297
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,458
-[Smooth Jason crying]
-[Mr. McFly] Cry into this, Smooth Jason.

298
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:26,750
[ending theme music]