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-[theme music plays]
-[bird chirps]

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[chomps]

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[burps]

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[sniffs]

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-[glass breaks]
-[Max shrieks]

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-[grunts, panicked breathing]
-Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!

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See? Everything worked out.

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[laughs]

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Aw. I wanna be a letter.

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[burps]

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[rock music plays]

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[school bell rings]

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[grunting]

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[groans]

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[panting]

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[sighs] I've made it.

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And now that I reached my locker,

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I can finally unload some of these
completely outdated

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and technologically insufficient books.

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[clanging]

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Huh? What the...?

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Oh, they're tiny.

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Why, Max? Why are the lockers so small?

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Um, apparently they had
to expand the trophy case

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to make room
for all the participation trophies.

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Participation trophies?

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Those things
have literally ruined society.

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Trophies used to mean something, Max.
They were a way to signify the best.

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First place in the spelling bee,
most three-pointers in a game...

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Well, I-- I got a trophy once
for shoving the most marbles up my nose.

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A true talent.

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[gasps]
That's what the emergency surgeon said!

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Well, now your trophy's worthless.

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-[yelps]
-Why?

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Because today, everyone gets a trophy,
which means everyone's the best,

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which isn't possible,
which means we live in a world

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where trophies
are completely without value.

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If I ever find the guy who--

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A D?! Oh, you gave me a D, Mr. McFly?

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You trying to ruin my rep? [grunts]

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I'll let you get back to teaching
when you give me an F!

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[grunting]

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Oh, poor Mr. McFly.

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What?

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Didn't you see? Stuart's bullying him.

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Well, I hope Stuart's not expecting
an award for being the best bully.

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[grunts]

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[dramatic music plays]

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-[grunting]
-No!

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[groans]

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[grunts]

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We're walking up to him right now,
he's fine, he's fine, back off!

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[groans]

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-Move!
-[students scream]

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[gasps]

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[gasps]

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[exclaims] Oh, you saved me.
You saved me.

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That is the nicest thing
a student has ever done.

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You will get an award for this.

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[dramatic music plays]

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[Mr. McFly clears throat]

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For bravery in a hallway
or other school path of travel,

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I award James
with the Nicest Person trophy.

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[students gasp, cheer]

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[students]
Nicest person! Nicest person!

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What?!

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Um, thanks?

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This, uh, this means so much to me.

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But I thought you said trophies
were really bad--

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Forget everything I said, Max.
Trophies are great.

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Huh, I never thought about it that way.

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-[airhorn blows]
-[students cheer]

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[students chanting]
James! James! James! James! James!

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Whoa! [groans]

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[rock music plays]

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[slurping loudly]

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So, when I saw Stuart bullying Mr. McFly,

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I launched a trophy at him
with pinpoint accuracy,

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-saving everyone's favorite teacher.
-[slurping loudly]

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And that's why I'm the nicest person.
[slurping loudly]

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[burps]

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[sighs] Nothing like the taste
of a shake from a trophy cup.

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How can you be so relaxed?
Stuart is gonna beat the snot out of you.

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Because, Max, I'm the nicest person.

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You can't hurt me.
The people wouldn't stand for it.

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Maybe it's because
we don't have trophies in the future,

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but isn't this just a shiny cup?

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[bells tinkling]

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[chuckles] No. No, no, no, no, no.

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A trophy is so much more.

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I honestly don't know how I lived
without this piece of shiny plastic

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to feed my narcissism.

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How is it more? You drink out of it.
I drink out of my cup, too.

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You misunderstand. I earned this.

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So? I earned my cup.

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No, you paid for your cup.

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Yeah, with money I earned convincing Max
he owed me money in the future.

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She said, if I start paying it off now,
I get to pay more interest later.

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What is that?

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I wanted to be a part of the cup fun. Ooh!

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[James]
This isn't fun, Max, it's an argument.

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Oh, yeah.

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[James]
And that's not a cup. That's a flower pot.

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-Yeah!
-Oh, so Max's cup is no good either.

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This isn't about the cup.

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-It's about the meaning of the cup...
-Oh!

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...which is that I'm the nicest.

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Your cup is a worthless piece of garbage.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
take a self-satisfying chug from my cup.

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[gasps]

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[slow-motion] No!

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[slurps loudly]

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[swallows]

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Well, if you're so nice,
why'd you drink that kid?

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It's more than the cup!
Wait, what now?

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You drank Stuart, man.

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[stomach grumbles]

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[rock music plays]

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[Stuart] Oh!

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Oh, no!

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[grunts]

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[swallows]

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Eh, no big.

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You're gonna leave Stuart inside you?

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Why wouldn't I?

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I'm the Nicest Person.

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He can't hurt me.

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My niceness is way stronger
than his bully energy.

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[stomach grumbles]

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Yeah, right.

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Oh, I'm gonna make everybody hate you
so they take your trophy away. [echoes]

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[growls]

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[grunting]

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[screams]

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If you admit my cup's as good as yours,
I'll get him out for you.

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No way. My niceness will overcome.

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Aren't you gonna clean that up?

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What? No, I got the Nicest Person award,
not the Best Waiter award.

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Oi, oi, oi, oi.

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[airhorn blows]

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What, what!

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[groans] Oh, my ball.

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Looks like a job for Dirt's Nicest Person.

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Max, elevation, please.

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[slide whistle blows]

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-[sighs]
-[airhorn blows]

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[rock music plays]

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Oi, oi, oi. Hey, everyone, look at me.
I'm the nice kid. Ha!

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[stomach grumbles]

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[grunts]

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-[Stuart laughs maniacally]
-[sobs]

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[gasps] Wait, that wasn't me!

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Yes, it was.

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You wanna praise my cup now,
or wait until you're a shell of yourself,

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being manipulated
to set the entire town on fire?

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Please. We set the town ablaze
in the other episode.

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No way we'd do that again.

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My niceness will reign supreme.

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-[airhorn blows]
-Yeah, baby!

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Woo-hoo! Non-copyrighted
Troop Organization cookies.

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I read about these on the Food Web.

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Well, today's your lucky day to try them,
because I'm gonna hook you up.

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Aw!

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[rock music plays]

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[chomps loudly]

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No, I will not let you ruin
Echo's first cookie,

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even if her choice
is just tasteless shortbread.

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-[cash register dings]
-Money.

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Try again.

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[Stuart]
Oh, no, you don't!

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[Stuart]
Oh, no, you don't!

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[grunting]

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[chomping loudly]

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[airhorn blows]

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[chomps loudly]

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And to think, I thought
Stuart being inside you was a bad idea.

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It's delicious!

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[both cry]

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[wails]

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[airhorn blows]

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[Stuart screams]

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[grunts] Oh! Ow!

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I don't understand it.
How can a bully control me?

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I'm the Nicest Person.
I can't do anything bad.

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Have you never seen a horror movie?

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You give a demon permission to stay,

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you're handing them
the keys to the kingdom.

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But I'm the Nicest Person.

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You can say it as much as you want,
but if you want it to be true,

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you should probably stop
giving that dude a wedgie.

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[grunting]

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[gasps] They'll take my trophy away.

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Oh!

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-Go on, 'git.
-[grunts]

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[grunts]

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-Yeah!
-[airhorn blows]

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Oh, they will take your cup away.

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Unless you accept my help,

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but that's gonna cost you
declaring my cup the superior cup.

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Oh, look at that. Stairs still here.

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I'll prove I can do this.

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James, wait!

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Wait, hold on.

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Allow me.

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[indistinct muttering] Fine.

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[bell tolls]

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[Stuart] Pushy, pushy.

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Where did all these people come from?
I don't trust you.

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[both grunting]

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[indistinct muttering]

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[both munching loudly]

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[grunting]

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[laughs]

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[grunting] No! I can do this!

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Left foot, right foot.

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[grunting]

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Well, that took forever.

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Yes! I'm still the Nicest Person!

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Aw!

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-[rock music plays]
-[Stuart] Fore!

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[crash]

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[old woman] I'm okay!

223
00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,416
No one cares.

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Fine. Your cup is the superior cup, okay?

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00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,750
Yes, I win!

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00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,333
And... garbage.

227
00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,583
What the--

228
00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,958
I thought you wanted your cup
in the trophy case.

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00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,583
Nah. I told you,
we don't have trophies in the future.

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I really just wanted to see
how far you'd take this.

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Totally worth it.

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00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:35,333
Well, now that I've been put
through the wringer for your amusement,

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[inhales] get Stuart out of me
before my trophy gets taken away!

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Sure. One bully exorcism coming up.

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[grunts] Have you ever done an exorcism?

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00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:51,958
Oh, yeah, totally. In the future,
they teach it in elementary school.

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[eerie music plays]

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[James] Ooh! Ah! Ooh! [grunts]
My body can't squish like yours.

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[Stuart] Oh, I know. [laughs]
It's hilarious. [laughs]

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[screams]

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00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,541
The first step of this exorcism
is to weaken the demon,

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00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,750
A.K.A. Stuart, with a reading.

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[screams]

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00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,583
Step two is to make him
want to leave your body.

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Basically,
we're gonna drive Stuart nuts.

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00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,666
[Stuart laughs]
Oh, you think you can out-bully a bully?

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[James]
What's the final step?

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00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,291
Is that when we exercise?
I need a change of clothes!

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Every bully has a hole in their heart.

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00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,000
[James] Ugh, gross.

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00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:30,375
And if you can figure out
what will fill it, they'll move on.

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00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,750
Heart? You think Stuart has a heart?

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There's nothing inside
but anger, and rage, and...

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[smacks lips] and possibly bacon.

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00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,041
You better figure out
how to fill Stuart's heart hole

256
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,666
-by the time we get to step three...
-Ew.

257
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:45,666
...or he's gonna be controlling you
the rest of your life.

258
00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:46,833
-[door opens]
-[Max] I'm ready!

259
00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:49,875
-[thunder rumbles]
-Let's exercise.

260
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,583
[dramatic music plays]

261
00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:55,083
[grunting]

262
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:57,000
[thunder rumbling]

263
00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:01,833
Okay, Max.
Step one is to drive Stuart nuts.

264
00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:04,583
A reading from a sacred text.

265
00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:08,000
<i>Poopsy Whoops and the Kitty Carnival.</i>

266
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:08,916
[thunder rumbling]

267
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,250
[Stuart] Oh, no! [grunts]
Pre-school books are for little idiots!

268
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,500
Poopsy Whoops was a kwitty kwat.

269
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[grunting]

270
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,333
Poopsy Whoops wore a fur hat.

271
00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:25,833
[Stuart] Oh, it makes no sense!
He's covered in fur!

272
00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:28,541
How, how is this a best seller?! [screams]

273
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:29,958
[thunder rumbling]

274
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,458
[ticking]

275
00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:32,375
[thunder rumbling]

276
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,791
[grunting]

277
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,166
[snores] Whoa!

278
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:40,791
Now, phase two. Unlivable host.

279
00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:45,125
Which hot sauce do you want to start with?
Badonka Burner or Rectal Fry?

280
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:49,125
[laughs] Oh, hilarious names,
but, no, I'm-- I'm not into that.

281
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:56,458
[Stuart screams]
Ah, no! It burns my everything!

282
00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:59,000
[James]
It burns my everything, too!

283
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:02,000
Good, that means it's working.
Let's kick it up a notch.

284
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,625
[bell tolls]

285
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,083
[gasps]

286
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,000
[screams]

287
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,666
-[gurgling]
-[thunder rumbles]

288
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,083
[birds chirping]

289
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,333
Okay, what's next?

290
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,500
The final step.

291
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,708
All right, James,
time to fill Stuart's heart hole.

292
00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,750
Ew, gross. And, uh, I got nothing.

293
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:28,000
What? I told you--

294
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:32,708
I know what you told me, but Stuart's
seriously got nothing inside him,

295
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,791
minus pieces of me he ate,

296
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:38,125
which kind of means we're now
some insane form of turducken.

297
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,500
Without it, we can't defeat him.

298
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:45,750
[Stuart] Which means...
[grunts] you can't stop me!

299
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,375
Huzzah!

300
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:50,375
Oh, no! My buddy's body! [screams]

301
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:51,416
[grunts]

302
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,708
Ah! He threw me! And I'm in a cage!

303
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,416
Hey, don't mistreat Max.
He still owes me money.

304
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,333
[grunts]

305
00:13:58,416 --> 00:13:59,708
-[vomits]
-[grunts]

306
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:00,833
[screams]

307
00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:02,666
-[grunts]
-[screams]

308
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,375
[grunts]

309
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,083
[panting]

310
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,125
Oh, everyone just hated me
for pummeling Mr. McFly.

311
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,916
So that's what I'm gonna do now,
as James.

312
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,166
[chuckles] No way they'd let him
keep his trophy.

313
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,625
Watch me go! Whoo!

314
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,916
Bam!

315
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,916
[buzzing] Morning, James.

316
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,833
How's our town's Nicest Person?

317
00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:32,291
[thunder rumbling]

318
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,208
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

319
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:35,833
[honks]

320
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:39,750
[squeals]

321
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,541
[screams]

322
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:47,833
[screams]

323
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,500
[screams]

324
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,500
[sentimental music plays]

325
00:15:02,416 --> 00:15:04,083
[heart beating]

326
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:10,041
Oh, my gosh, Stuart.
That's it. A trophy.

327
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,416
[Stuart]
What are you talking about?

328
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,625
Your heart hole.

329
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,000
Ew, gross. I know how to fill it.

330
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:21,375
Just now, I felt how you feel
every time you pass the trophy case,

331
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,333
unrecognized and overlooked.

332
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,708
For best bullying
in a school or playground,

333
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:32,458
I award Stuart
with the Worst Person trophy.

334
00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:34,500
[whimpers]

335
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,916
[wails]

336
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:42,208
[wails]

337
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,791
[crash]

338
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,250
Do not take his trophy!

339
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,916
Oh, you already solved the problem, huh?

340
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,041
Mm-hmm. Yep. All good.

341
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,625
Okay.

342
00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:57,625
[cries] It feels so good
to be recognized for my contributions.

343
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,541
[sniffles]

344
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,416
I'd like to thank McFly for being so weak.

345
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,541
Well, uh...
[chuckles] uh, thank you.

346
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,083
Oh, and James,
thanks for having such a big head.

347
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,833
Oh, and Rudy,
oh, well, without you,

348
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:13,333
I wouldn't have had the opportunity
to create the art of wedgie.

349
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:16,083
Oh, still picking out those acorns, huh?

350
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,958
-[cut-off music plays]
-Hey. Hey, don't put the music over me.

351
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,458
I still got things to say.
Don't put the music over me!

352
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,666
Well done, James, well done.

353
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,416
Though, I guess we need
to get you a new trophy.

354
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,916
No, thanks.
Being nice was actually pretty horrible.

355
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,916
Oh, then,
I guess all's well that ends well.

356
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,166
Yup. Wait, did I just award bullying?

357
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,958
[Stuart] Bingo!

358
00:16:38,041 --> 00:16:40,041
[upbeat music plays]