1 00:00:14,458 --> 00:00:16,541 -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh! 2 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,041 See? Everything worked out. 3 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,958 Aw. I wanna be a letter. 4 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:46,750 I've made it. 5 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:50,041 And now that I reached my locker, 6 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:52,458 I can finally unload some of these completely outdated 7 00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:54,791 and technologically insufficient books. 8 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:00,208 Huh? What the...? 9 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:02,958 Oh, they're tiny. 10 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:05,958 Why, Max? Why are the lockers so small? 11 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:07,958 Um, apparently they had to expand the trophy case 12 00:01:08,041 --> 00:01:10,000 to make room for all the participation trophies. 13 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:15,958 Participation trophies? 14 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:18,833 Those things have literally ruined society. 15 00:01:18,916 --> 00:01:23,250 Trophies used to mean something, Max. They were a way to signify the best. 16 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:27,166 First place in the spelling bee, most three-pointers in a game... 17 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:30,583 Well, I-- I got a trophy once for shoving the most marbles up my nose. 18 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:31,875 A true talent. 19 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,041 That's what the emergency surgeon said! 20 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:35,750 Well, now your trophy's worthless. 21 00:01:35,833 --> 00:01:36,916 -Why? 22 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,166 Because today, everyone gets a trophy, which means everyone's the best, 23 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:43,750 which isn't possible, which means we live in a world 24 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:46,208 where trophies are completely without value. 25 00:01:46,291 --> 00:01:47,333 If I ever find the guy who-- 26 00:01:47,416 --> 00:01:50,791 A D?! Oh, you gave me a D, Mr. McFly? 27 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:53,333 You trying to ruin my rep? 28 00:01:53,416 --> 00:01:56,458 I'll let you get back to teaching when you give me an F! 29 00:01:58,416 --> 00:02:00,791 Oh, poor Mr. McFly. 30 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:02,083 What? 31 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:04,583 Didn't you see? Stuart's bullying him. 32 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:08,125 Well, I hope Stuart's not expecting an award for being the best bully. 33 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,208 -No! 34 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:21,875 We're walking up to him right now, he's fine, he's fine, back off! 35 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,416 -Move! 36 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:31,333 Oh, you saved me. You saved me. 37 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:34,958 That is the nicest thing a student has ever done. 38 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:37,291 You will get an award for this. 39 00:02:42,916 --> 00:02:48,166 For bravery in a hallway or other school path of travel, 40 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:54,000 I award James with the Nicest Person trophy. 41 00:02:59,666 --> 00:03:02,500 Nicest person! Nicest person! 42 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,416 What?! 43 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,166 Um, thanks? 44 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:09,125 This, uh, this means so much to me. 45 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:10,666 But I thought you said trophies were really bad-- 46 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:13,583 Forget everything I said, Max. Trophies are great. 47 00:03:13,666 --> 00:03:16,000 Huh, I never thought about it that way. 48 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,958 James! James! James! James! James! 49 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:25,333 Whoa! 50 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:38,458 So, when I saw Stuart bullying Mr. McFly, 51 00:03:38,541 --> 00:03:41,500 I launched a trophy at him with pinpoint accuracy, 52 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,458 -saving everyone's favorite teacher. 53 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:46,750 And that's why I'm the nicest person. 54 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:51,666 Nothing like the taste of a shake from a trophy cup. 55 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:55,083 How can you be so relaxed? Stuart is gonna beat the snot out of you. 56 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:58,125 Because, Max, I'm the nicest person. 57 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:00,750 You can't hurt me. The people wouldn't stand for it. 58 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:04,083 Maybe it's because we don't have trophies in the future, 59 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:05,958 but isn't this just a shiny cup? 60 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,541 No. No, no, no, no, no. 61 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,583 A trophy is so much more. 62 00:04:11,666 --> 00:04:14,666 I honestly don't know how I lived without this piece of shiny plastic 63 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:15,750 to feed my narcissism. 64 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:19,750 How is it more? You drink out of it. I drink out of my cup, too. 65 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:23,833 You misunderstand. I earned this. 66 00:04:23,916 --> 00:04:26,625 So? I earned my cup. 67 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:28,833 No, you paid for your cup. 68 00:04:28,916 --> 00:04:33,333 Yeah, with money I earned convincing Max he owed me money in the future. 69 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:37,583 She said, if I start paying it off now, I get to pay more interest later. 70 00:04:37,666 --> 00:04:39,208 What is that? 71 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:41,750 I wanted to be a part of the cup fun. Ooh! 72 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:44,458 This isn't fun, Max, it's an argument. 73 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:45,375 Oh, yeah. 74 00:04:45,458 --> 00:04:46,958 And that's not a cup. That's a flower pot. 75 00:04:47,041 --> 00:04:49,500 -Yeah! -Oh, so Max's cup is no good either. 76 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:50,708 This isn't about the cup. 77 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,041 -It's about the meaning of the cup... -Oh! 78 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:55,416 ...which is that I'm the nicest. 79 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,708 Your cup is a worthless piece of garbage. 80 00:04:57,791 --> 00:05:02,541 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a self-satisfying chug from my cup. 81 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:10,416 No! 82 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:19,583 Well, if you're so nice, why'd you drink that kid? 83 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:21,791 It's more than the cup! Wait, what now? 84 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:23,791 You drank Stuart, man. 85 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:28,416 Oh! 86 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:29,666 Oh, no! 87 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,041 Eh, no big. 88 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,958 You're gonna leave Stuart inside you? 89 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:37,000 Why wouldn't I? 90 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:38,791 I'm the Nicest Person. 91 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:40,125 He can't hurt me. 92 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:43,541 My niceness is way stronger than his bully energy. 93 00:05:45,125 --> 00:05:46,166 Yeah, right. 94 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:50,875 Oh, I'm gonna make everybody hate you so they take your trophy away. 95 00:05:56,666 --> 00:06:00,583 If you admit my cup's as good as yours, I'll get him out for you. 96 00:06:00,666 --> 00:06:03,583 No way. My niceness will overcome. 97 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:07,041 Aren't you gonna clean that up? 98 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:11,458 What? No, I got the Nicest Person award, not the Best Waiter award. 99 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:12,541 Oi, oi, oi, oi. 100 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,208 What, what! 101 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:20,333 Oh, my ball. 102 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:23,416 Looks like a job for Dirt's Nicest Person. 103 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:27,750 Max, elevation, please. 104 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:41,333 Oi, oi, oi. Hey, everyone, look at me. I'm the nice kid. Ha! 105 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:52,208 Wait, that wasn't me! 106 00:06:52,291 --> 00:06:53,125 Yes, it was. 107 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:57,666 You wanna praise my cup now, or wait until you're a shell of yourself, 108 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,000 being manipulated to set the entire town on fire? 109 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:03,375 Please. We set the town ablaze in the other episode. 110 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,166 No way we'd do that again. 111 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,708 My niceness will reign supreme. 112 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:20,166 -Yeah, baby! 113 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:23,958 Woo-hoo! Non-copyrighted Troop Organization cookies. 114 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:25,666 I read about these on the Food Web. 115 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:29,125 Well, today's your lucky day to try them, because I'm gonna hook you up. 116 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:33,541 Aw! 117 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:44,458 No, I will not let you ruin Echo's first cookie, 118 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:47,166 even if her choice is just tasteless shortbread. 119 00:07:48,958 --> 00:07:50,208 -Money. 120 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,166 Try again. 121 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:53,500 Oh, no, you don't! 122 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,625 Oh, no, you don't! 123 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:09,833 And to think, I thought Stuart being inside you was a bad idea. 124 00:08:09,916 --> 00:08:11,291 It's delicious! 125 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,041 Oh! Ow! 126 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:28,500 I don't understand it. How can a bully control me? 127 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,333 I'm the Nicest Person. I can't do anything bad. 128 00:08:31,416 --> 00:08:33,416 Have you never seen a horror movie? 129 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,208 You give a demon permission to stay, 130 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:37,333 you're handing them the keys to the kingdom. 131 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,916 But I'm the Nicest Person. 132 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,291 You can say it as much as you want, but if you want it to be true, 133 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:44,958 you should probably stop giving that dude a wedgie. 134 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,833 They'll take my trophy away. 135 00:08:48,916 --> 00:08:49,750 Oh! 136 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:53,291 -Go on, 'git. 137 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,291 -Yeah! 138 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,958 Oh, they will take your cup away. 139 00:08:58,041 --> 00:09:00,125 Unless you accept my help, 140 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:04,291 but that's gonna cost you declaring my cup the superior cup. 141 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,458 Oh, look at that. Stairs still here. 142 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,666 I'll prove I can do this. 143 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,000 James, wait! 144 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:13,916 Wait, hold on. 145 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,583 Allow me. 146 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:19,375 Fine. 147 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:25,333 Pushy, pushy. 148 00:09:25,416 --> 00:09:29,750 Where did all these people come from? I don't trust you. 149 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:44,958 No! I can do this! 150 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:47,750 Left foot, right foot. 151 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,875 Well, that took forever. 152 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,416 Yes! I'm still the Nicest Person! 153 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,708 Aw! 154 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:01,083 -Fore! 155 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:08,041 I'm okay! 156 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,416 No one cares. 157 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:17,250 Fine. Your cup is the superior cup, okay? 158 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,750 Yes, I win! 159 00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,333 And... garbage. 160 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,583 What the-- 161 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,958 I thought you wanted your cup in the trophy case. 162 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,583 Nah. I told you, we don't have trophies in the future. 163 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:30,000 I really just wanted to see how far you'd take this. 164 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,500 Totally worth it. 165 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:35,333 Well, now that I've been put through the wringer for your amusement, 166 00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:39,458 get Stuart out of me before my trophy gets taken away! 167 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:45,750 Sure. One bully exorcism coming up. 168 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:48,750 Have you ever done an exorcism? 169 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:51,958 Oh, yeah, totally. In the future, they teach it in elementary school. 170 00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:59,916 Ooh! Ah! Ooh! My body can't squish like yours. 171 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,500 Oh, I know. It's hilarious. 172 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,541 The first step of this exorcism is to weaken the demon, 173 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,750 A.K.A. Stuart, with a reading. 174 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,583 Step two is to make him want to leave your body. 175 00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:16,375 Basically, we're gonna drive Stuart nuts. 176 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,666 Oh, you think you can out-bully a bully? 177 00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:21,416 What's the final step? 178 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,291 Is that when we exercise? I need a change of clothes! 179 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,000 Every bully has a hole in their heart. 180 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,000 Ugh, gross. 181 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:30,375 And if you can figure out what will fill it, they'll move on. 182 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:32,750 Heart? You think Stuart has a heart? 183 00:11:32,833 --> 00:11:35,833 There's nothing inside but anger, and rage, and... 184 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:38,041 and possibly bacon. 185 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,041 You better figure out how to fill Stuart's heart hole 186 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,666 -by the time we get to step three... -Ew. 187 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:45,666 ...or he's gonna be controlling you the rest of your life. 188 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:46,833 -I'm ready! 189 00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:49,875 -Let's exercise. 190 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:01,833 Okay, Max. Step one is to drive Stuart nuts. 191 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:04,583 A reading from a sacred text. 192 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:08,000 Poopsy Whoops and the Kitty Carnival. 193 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,250 Oh, no! Pre-school books are for little idiots! 194 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,500 Poopsy Whoops was a kwitty kwat. 195 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,333 Poopsy Whoops wore a fur hat. 196 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:25,833 Oh, it makes no sense! He's covered in fur! 197 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:28,541 How, how is this a best seller?! 198 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,166 Whoa! 199 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:40,791 Now, phase two. Unlivable host. 200 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:45,125 Which hot sauce do you want to start with? Badonka Burner or Rectal Fry? 201 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:49,125 Oh, hilarious names, but, no, I'm-- I'm not into that. 202 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:56,458 Ah, no! It burns my everything! 203 00:12:56,541 --> 00:12:59,000 It burns my everything, too! 204 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:02,000 Good, that means it's working. Let's kick it up a notch. 205 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,333 Okay, what's next? 206 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,500 The final step. 207 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,708 All right, James, time to fill Stuart's heart hole. 208 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:25,750 Ew, gross. And, uh, I got nothing. 209 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:28,000 What? I told you-- 210 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:32,708 I know what you told me, but Stuart's seriously got nothing inside him, 211 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,791 minus pieces of me he ate, 212 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:38,125 which kind of means we're now some insane form of turducken. 213 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,500 Without it, we can't defeat him. 214 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:45,750 Which means... you can't stop me! 215 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,375 Huzzah! 216 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:50,375 Oh, no! My buddy's body! 217 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,708 Ah! He threw me! And I'm in a cage! 218 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,416 Hey, don't mistreat Max. He still owes me money. 219 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,125 Oh, everyone just hated me for pummeling Mr. McFly. 220 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,916 So that's what I'm gonna do now, as James. 221 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,166 No way they'd let him keep his trophy. 222 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,625 Watch me go! Whoo! 223 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,916 Bam! 224 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,916 Morning, James. 225 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,833 How's our town's Nicest Person? 226 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:34,208 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 227 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:10,041 Oh, my gosh, Stuart. That's it. A trophy. 228 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,416 What are you talking about? 229 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,625 Your heart hole. 230 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,000 Ew, gross. I know how to fill it. 231 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:21,375 Just now, I felt how you feel every time you pass the trophy case, 232 00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:24,333 unrecognized and overlooked. 233 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,708 For best bullying in a school or playground, 234 00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:32,458 I award Stuart with the Worst Person trophy. 235 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,250 Do not take his trophy! 236 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,916 Oh, you already solved the problem, huh? 237 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,041 Mm-hmm. Yep. All good. 238 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:52,625 Okay. 239 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:57,625 It feels so good to be recognized for my contributions. 240 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,416 I'd like to thank McFly for being so weak. 241 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,541 Well, uh... uh, thank you. 242 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,083 Oh, and James, thanks for having such a big head. 243 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,833 Oh, and Rudy, oh, well, without you, 244 00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:13,333 I wouldn't have had the opportunity to create the art of wedgie. 245 00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:16,083 Oh, still picking out those acorns, huh? 246 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,958 -Hey. Hey, don't put the music over me. 247 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,458 I still got things to say. Don't put the music over me! 248 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,666 Well done, James, well done. 249 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,416 Though, I guess we need to get you a new trophy. 250 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,916 No, thanks. Being nice was actually pretty horrible. 251 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,916 Oh, then, I guess all's well that ends well. 252 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,166 Yup. Wait, did I just award bullying? 253 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,958 Bingo!