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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎快跑…

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‎看吧，問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名：插隊

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‎天啊，排的人怎麼這麼多？

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‎不行，休想

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‎喂，排到最後面去！

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‎丟垃圾！

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‎你聞到了嗎，麥斯？

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‎你很清楚規則，誰聞到就是誰放的

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‎不是啦，是美食

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‎沒錯！

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‎這是泥巴鎮第一場實驗的美食香味

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‎頂級牛肋排

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‎慢火燉烤100年

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‎所有大廚的體內全都植入

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‎知名憤怒大廚的DNA

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‎他看起來好像常罵人

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‎喂，不准插隊

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‎插隊是最低等的行為

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‎真的，要是你抓到我插隊
‎就再也不要跟我講話

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‎什麼？不行！我們最愛講話了

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‎沒錯，但是插隊危害文明社會，麥斯

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‎我們必須驅逐、迴避、封鎖插隊的人

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‎插隊的人全都是畜生

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‎別見怪

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‎只有半個我會見怪

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‎插隊就是這麼爛，麥斯

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‎我被迫用你的同胞罵你
‎才能闡明我的論點

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‎插隊是最自戀、自私、自大…

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‎尋獲目標，找到牛肋排

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‎下次我看到有人插隊
‎就要好好罵對方一頓

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‎有人剛剛插你的隊

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‎插什麼隊啊？

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‎我們不可能讓妳插隊

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‎是不是？

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‎我沒插隊，是時空門帶我來的

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‎我專程來出任務

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‎你不管用什麼方法都擋不了我

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‎是嗎？

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‎警衛！有人插隊！

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‎這裡有人插隊！

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‎有人插隊！插隊警報！

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‎這下妳慘了

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‎羅珊，把她帶走

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‎排到最後面去！

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‎什麼？

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‎不對！妳搞錯了

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‎她才是插隊的人，我們沒犯錯

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‎我的罰單不是這麼寫的

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‎（“訪”礙秩序）

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‎“訪”礙秩序

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‎我是石頭，寫字對我來說本來就很難

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‎羅珊，妳嚴重違反我們的娛樂權益！

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‎這都是妳的錯

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‎你破壞我的任務

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‎什麼任務？插隊任務嗎？

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‎你根本就不知道自己犯了什麼錯

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‎我來自沒有加工食品的時空

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‎在那個毫無希望的未來
‎每一餐都必須從頭做起

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‎沒有速食店，沒有微波零食

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‎你們想想，在那裡，如果想吃麥片粥

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‎你得先種植穀物、收割，然後研磨

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‎在那裡，所謂的雞塊

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‎是你上網時才讀得到的東西

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‎在那裡，奶奶不會幫你烤餅乾

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‎只會跟你講餅乾的故事

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‎不會吧？太沒人性了

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‎我耗費多年研究

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‎回到過去時，最適合吃哪種食物

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‎但是因為你，我的任務失敗了

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‎拜託，沒人會相信妳的

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‎所以妳是未來的人？

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‎我還想聽

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‎好吧，既然你都帶椅子來了

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‎我叫艾可，這位是柏蒂

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‎300年以後

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‎食物非常難吃

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‎都是你們這個年代
‎杜馬斯教授的實驗害的

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‎最好是，一聽就知道是掰出來的名字

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‎的確是我掰的
‎但那是因為史書沒說過他的真實姓名

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‎全都被刪掉了

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‎反正書上說今天
‎能吃到有史以來最棒的牛肋排

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‎聽到沒，詹姆斯？

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‎對，人類300年後
‎還在討論這些牛肋排有多好吃

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‎所以她才想插隊
‎所以我們現在才會排到最後面

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‎拜託

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‎明明是你大吼大叫，拚命敲露營用品

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‎別煩我們就對了，插隊鬼

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‎麥斯和我要去吃牛肋排了

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‎好，我們只要直接走到隊伍最前面

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‎搶回原來的位子就好

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‎好了沒，麥斯？

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‎麥斯？

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‎跟詹姆斯說我答應過他
‎只要他插隊，我就不跟他講話

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‎所以我不跟他講話

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‎為什麼這麼難？

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‎我們已經排隊等過了

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‎所以嚴格說來，我們不算插隊

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‎這個叫歸隊

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‎嗨，記得我們嗎？

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‎帳篷、會講話的巨型鱷魚

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‎那就好，感恩，好

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‎插隊者死，麵團男孩

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‎不准插隊

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‎我是歸隊！

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‎我就知道會這樣

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‎你又害我們吃不到牛肋排了

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‎喂！至少我沒說謊

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‎誰在說謊？

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‎妳啊，“我是未來人”小姐

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‎我是啊，所以我知道
‎怎麼支開我的老朋友羅珊

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‎現在我確定妳在說謊了

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‎如果妳是300年後的人
‎怎麼會認識羅珊？

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‎難道羅珊也會穿越時空？

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‎不對

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‎她是一顆石頭，300年後還活著

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‎而且她很愛玩猜拳

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‎羅珊什麼都不愛

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‎只喜歡把規定用錯地方

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‎是嗎？如果你確定我錯了
‎那就要她跟你猜拳啊

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‎我確定，妳錯了，我去猜拳

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‎喂，羅珊

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‎想猜拳嗎？

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‎如果我贏了，妳就讓我們歸隊

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‎回到我們在隊伍最前面的位子

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‎妳贏了就能把我們丟出活動場地

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‎好啊

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‎我今天丟你們還沒丟過癮

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‎剪刀、石頭、布！

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‎剪刀！

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‎石頭！

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‎你輸了！

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‎我果然沒錯，你真的笨到不行

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‎對，詹姆斯，你是怎麼了？

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‎原先的計畫很好啊

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‎我知道羅珊知道我知道布能包住石頭

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‎所以我以為她會為了騙我
‎而特地出布，想包住石頭

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‎所以我才出剪刀，想剪破布

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‎你們不會懂的
‎因為我玩的是四度空間西洋棋

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‎可惜她玩的是猜拳

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‎都是妳的錯，妳插我們的隊

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‎然後用“我是未來人”的蠢話煩我們

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‎如果你不想要
‎我用未來的知識警告你…

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‎又要講杜馬斯教授了？

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‎不對，我要說的是
‎這些慢火燉烤的人型大廚

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‎其實是外星人，想把你們泥巴鎮古人

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‎養肥後吃掉

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‎把我們養肥後吃掉？

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‎我不想被外星人吃掉！

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‎被螳螂吃可以，但這是我的底限

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‎不行，麥斯，別走

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‎她又在用那套陰謀論騙人了

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‎我才沒講陰謀論

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‎我有真正的科技
‎能讓別人沒辦法知道我在想什麼

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‎而且我沒說謊

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‎牛肋排的作用是讓你們肉質變嫩

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‎這樣他們煮你們時才夠軟

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‎妳只是想嚇壞麥斯而已

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‎你只是拒絕現實，不讓他知道真相

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‎妳是想插我們隊的人

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‎你害我們被踢出排隊人龍

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‎因為妳是想插我們隊的人

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‎我受不了啦，一邊是我最好的朋友

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‎一邊是我很陌生
‎但可能跟我變成好朋友的人

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‎我不想看你們拿事實大聲吼對方！

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‎我要徹底解決這個問題

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‎怎麼做？

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‎我要從美食攤的後面溜進去

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‎然後吃掉牛肋排，或者被外星人吃掉

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‎告訴螳螂，牠們已經不是我的底限了

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‎-喂，你以為你在…
‎-布

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‎拿下來…

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‎我要跟上去

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‎為什麼？因為你相信我
‎所以覺得他有危險嗎？

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‎不對，因為我在外面
‎沒辦法證明妳說錯了

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‎除非他插隊，然後我去阻止他

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‎朋友吵架

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‎牛肋排讓我快樂

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‎-牛肋排！
‎-牛肋排！

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‎留一點給我！

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‎等一下，我在做什麼？

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‎如果我吃牛肋排

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‎就跟我討厭的插隊鬼沒兩樣了

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‎我再也沒辦法面對鏡子中的自己

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‎反正鏡子沒用

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‎青少年？你們跑來後面做什麼？

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‎麥斯，是那個很兇的英國大廚

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‎看來我們要提早開動了

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‎是，大廚，謝謝大廚

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‎看到沒？外星人

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‎-外星人！
‎-外星人？

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‎就算他們是會講話的巨型昆蟲
‎也不代表他們來自外太空啊

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‎我不相信

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‎我就知道妳跑來

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‎不是因為杜馬斯教授毀了未來的食物

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‎我還是沒說謊

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‎你們這些入侵者…還是該說開胃菜？

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‎你們太榮幸了
‎因為你們要率先被我們吃掉

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‎錐福隆，史摩潘，抓住他們

202
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,708
‎是，大廚，謝謝大廚

203
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,458
‎超多汁的

204
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:35,625
‎妳在做什麼？

205
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,166
‎吃東西啊

206
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,250
‎妳現在怎麼還吃得下去？

207
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:44,125
‎我們都快被英國蟲子吃掉了
‎他們也許是外星人，也許不是

208
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:47,791
‎因為我是未來人，知道結果會怎樣

209
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:49,625
‎會怎樣？

210
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,916
‎你不承認我是對的就會死

211
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,416
‎休想！

212
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,083
‎好吧

213
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:01,916
‎是，大廚，謝謝大廚

214
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,583
‎我先從矮矮胖胖的那個吃起

215
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,250
‎詹姆斯

216
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,625
‎等一下，可是我的肉不嫩啊

217
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,791
‎拜託，讓我吃一點牛肋排

218
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:16,166
‎你不需要牛肋排

219
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:19,416
‎你看起來就像軟嫩的棉花糖

220
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:28,625
‎好，艾可，妳是對的！

221
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,708
‎好

222
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,041
‎別打了

223
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,500
‎我跟妳一樣是來吃東西的

224
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:58,958
‎瑟羅伯要閃了

225
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,250
‎是，大廚，謝謝大廚

226
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:12,250
‎還是無法證明他們是外星人

227
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:14,791
‎我們沒死！

228
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,791
‎通常我不會跟插隊的人擊掌，不過…

229
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:23,291
‎我還是沒有插隊

230
00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:27,541
‎我之所以會來
‎是因為杜馬斯教授毀了未來的食物

231
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,041
‎好，各位，開動啦！

232
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,333
‎你們不該來後面的

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‎等一下

234
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,916
‎要是我們再猜一次拳

235
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,708
‎這次我贏的話
‎妳可以讓我們吃完這一頓嗎？

236
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:48,333
‎放馬過來

237
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,750
‎剪刀、石頭、布！

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‎說真的，你到底是怎麼了？

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‎字幕翻譯：溫鳳祺

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