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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎快跑…

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‎看吧，問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名：無論是死是飛

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‎好…

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‎98、99、100

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‎好，再來

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‎嗨，你們可能在想我怎麼變成這樣

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‎這都要從功課開始講起

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‎我的功課是我的一部分

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‎我的功課是我的一部分

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‎我的功課是我…

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‎高級花崗岩、高級石英

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‎爸，別打擾我們，我們在打坐

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‎哦，抱歉

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‎問題只是解答的相反面

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‎問題只是…

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‎你們要吃核果嗎？
‎我有“不好看食物”蔬果宅配服務

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‎媽，我們在做功課耶

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‎是嗎？

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‎因為我覺得你們只是想拖時間而已

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‎小心一點！

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‎文學不是創造用來刻意傷害我的！

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‎文學不是…

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‎走開…

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‎好像打到了

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‎你殺了那隻蒼蠅

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‎誰叫牠打擾我們準備做功課的儀式？

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‎打擾是人類社會的禍源

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‎我們還有很多偉大成就無法達成

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‎之所以還沒達成

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‎就是因為在有人快想通時

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‎思緒遭到中斷

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‎我們之所以沒有噴射背包
‎就是因為有人打擾，麥斯

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‎如果牠有家人呢？

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‎那隻蒼蠅在我的地盤

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‎我不會到戶外亂殺昆蟲

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‎因為那是牠們的地盤

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‎但是如果有蟲子跑進我家

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‎我就會果斷行動

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‎所以如果有螳螂現在走進那道門…

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‎那隻螳螂最好要燒香拜拜

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‎反過來說，我到戶外時

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‎那隻螳螂也可以因此消滅我

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‎我從來沒這樣想過

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‎至少不會有任何後果

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‎（泥巴學校）

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‎我們昨晚做完功課實在太厲害了

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‎對啊，我的手腕還在痛
‎因為一直在打那隻蒼蠅

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‎麥克蠅，怎麼回事？

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‎可以讓我幫你找適合哭的地方

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‎免得丟臉嗎？

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‎我的麥克蠅奶奶昨晚出門就沒回家了

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‎你的麥克蠅奶奶？

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‎她去哪裡了？

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‎謝謝你特地問我，麥斯

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‎她最後出現在…這裡

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‎跟你家也太近了，詹姆斯

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‎她很小嗎？

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‎對

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‎弱不禁風嗎？

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‎-非常…
‎-常常打擾你嗎？

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‎經常這樣

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‎所以我才這麼愛她

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‎我們麥克蠅家族關係非常緊密

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‎抱歉，是我的手機鈴聲

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‎我最好接一下

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‎我親戚正在組一支搜索隊

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‎今晚就要組團去找奶奶

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‎-我把麥克蠅的奶奶打爆了
‎-凶手

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‎不對，那是意外，我是“意外凶手”

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‎你用《小婦人》打她15次

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‎如果我知道那是他奶奶，就不可能

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‎用女性在家庭義務和個人成長間
‎痛苦掙扎的文學經典砸她

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‎他們要幫她組成搜索隊，怎麼辦？

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‎幫我找出奶奶

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‎她在這裡，黏在你的舊口香糖裡

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‎噁心！

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‎詹姆斯，你讓我與有榮焉了

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‎你的確該把屍體帶到警察局

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‎坦承犯案

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‎我才不會這麼做

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‎我要湮滅所有證據，沒屍體就不成案

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‎什麼？可是我已經是謀殺共犯了

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‎-要是我幫忙，就等於協助和教唆
‎-“教唆”是什麼？

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‎我不知道，但是保證沒好事

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‎有人來了，快把奶奶藏起來

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‎-你們要吃醜醜的葡萄乾嗎？
‎-什麼？

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‎你要葡萄乾嗎？味道很“殺”喔

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‎-不要
‎-那你呢，麥斯？

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‎有人就算會“死”都要吃喔

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‎-我心領了
‎-我看到你已經有吃了

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‎麥斯已經吃葡萄乾了？

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‎我都說我沒殺人了，現在別打擾我們

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‎我的肩胛骨

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‎我的嘴巴是犯罪現場

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‎放輕鬆，保持冷靜

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‎我也想啊，可是不容易

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‎我沒跟你講話，我在跟自己講話

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‎因為我要瘋了！

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‎這樣吧，我們不會有事的
‎只要把屍體處理掉就好

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‎不行，我辦不到！

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‎隨便你

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‎你在這裡學我講話

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‎別讓我爸媽發現我偷跑出去埋屍體

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‎噁心、笨蛋、罵人

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‎重點都在我和我的大頭症
‎不只是比喻，我的頭也有夠大

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‎點、點、主題標籤

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‎沒屍體就不成案

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‎-搞定…
‎-我非下手不可，牠們找上門了

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‎麥斯，你做什麼？

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‎我沒辦法

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‎我殺了一隻蒼蠅，但牠們還是過來

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‎好像特別喜歡屍體

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‎麥斯，別擔心，我們還是可以沒事的

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‎只要把牠們全都埋掉就好

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‎但你這次必須幫我
‎我們需要更大的湯匙

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‎你是說鏟子吧？

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‎（五金行）

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‎我不想做這件事，太齷齪了

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‎這倒讓我想起

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‎我們需要工業清潔劑來清洗證據

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‎來吧，我們去找…

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‎你知道還怎樣嗎？

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‎搜索隊出動時又有八個親戚失蹤

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‎現在我知道事情不對勁
‎不能繼續讓悲劇發生

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‎有時必須靠四隻手自力救濟

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‎謝謝你告訴我

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‎通常顧客這麼晚進來

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‎購買可疑物品時，都不說明原因

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‎抱一個

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‎麥斯，我們必須
‎在被麥克蠅看到前趕回家

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‎（屠殺巷）

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‎他知道了！

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‎他怎麼會知道？

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‎來，我們去買冷凍優格，別管麥克蠅

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‎好，但他可能跟蹤我們

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‎我們出其不意就行了

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‎快跑…

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‎你不必再出其不意了，麥斯

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‎我現在滿腦子罪惡感
‎連吃冷凍優格都開心不起來

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‎蒼蠅！

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‎我又殺生了，我到底有什麼毛病？

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‎麥斯！等一下！

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‎沒人知道我們在掩蓋犯罪事實！

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‎詹姆斯，這是你的帳單

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‎另外，想免費得到飛“蠅”釣之旅嗎？

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‎這是飛“蠅”釣的傳單

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‎你的衣服看起來挺輕“盈”的

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‎你拉鍊沒關，蒼蠅會飛進去

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‎我在講什麼？詹姆斯從來不穿衣服的

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‎保持冷靜

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‎蒼蠅是生物，詹姆斯

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‎有人就算會死都要吃喔

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‎你拉鍊沒關，蒼蠅會飛進去

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‎凶手

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‎我不是！

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‎這是意外，我是“意外凶手”

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‎嗨

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‎-嗨
‎-蒼蠅

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‎蒼蠅

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‎-蒼蠅
‎-早安

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‎蒼蠅！

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‎麥克蠅全家福？

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‎餅乾？這是燕麥片葡萄乾啦

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‎我只是在作夢

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‎完了，他知道我幹的好事

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‎現在要來復仇了

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‎麥斯！

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‎你殺了人，現在在想“接下來呢？”

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‎走開，蒼蠅

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‎求求你，別殺我！

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‎天啊…

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‎抱歉，詹姆斯，真希望你沒看到我

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‎等一下會很吵

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‎而且會很難收拾

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‎請別殺我，麥克蠅

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‎我承認我殺了你奶奶，還埋了你親戚

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‎什麼？

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‎你的親戚，其他蒼蠅

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‎蒼蠅？

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‎詹姆斯，你在說什麼？

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‎我的親戚都沒事

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‎麥克蠅奶奶根本就沒失蹤

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‎沒錯

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‎結果所謂的“搜索隊”是聚會名稱

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‎她只是不想邀我過去

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‎所以我今晚才來修補你的屋頂排水溝

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‎我的什麼？

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‎最近下雨讓你們的排水系統問題浮現

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‎所以你爸媽請我解決

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‎這種打零工賺的外快

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‎能讓我存夠錢送奶奶去搭郵輪

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‎這樣也許

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‎她就會開始邀我去家族聚會了

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‎而不是假裝自己失蹤或死掉

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‎下降、下降，然後

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‎著陸

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‎所以我沒事？

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‎當然沒有

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‎你怎麼會因為殺蒼蠅而出事？

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‎那是你的地盤吧？

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‎對！而且牠打擾到我

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‎我殺人的理由更離譜

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‎-不准動！
‎-我要閃了

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‎你因為謀殺罪遭到逮捕

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‎怎麼會這樣？誰說的？

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‎我良心崩潰，什麼都招了！

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‎對不起！

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‎你朋友跟檢察官談了很好的條件

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‎現在你要關…

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‎一輩子！

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‎一輩子？

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‎101、102、103

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‎所以我才會在這裡，要坐一輩子的牢

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‎但其實也不錯

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‎我想做功課時，誰也不會打擾我

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‎真的嗎？

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‎因為聽起來你只是想拖時間

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‎抱歉打擾了，但是你出獄了

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‎什麼？這麼快？我以為我要關一輩子

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‎我才來一天耶

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‎對，蒼蠅的一輩子，畢竟牠們活不久

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‎-喂，別碰我的喇叭！
‎-不好意思

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‎還有別靠著我的車！

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‎對不起，我之前出賣你

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‎我看到這麼多錢
‎對方又用重新做人來誘惑我

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‎沒關係啦，我現在練得超壯

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‎-你殺生了！
‎-別擔心，只是一隻蚊子

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‎詹姆斯，可是我們在牠們的地盤！

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