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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎快跑…

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‎看吧，問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名：故障維修

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‎麥斯，就是今天

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‎我今天會變成真正的小男生？

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‎不對，麥斯，你別做夢了

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‎我今天要請我爸媽

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‎升級我那支舊的傳統緊急用摺疊手機

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‎你不要那支超炫手機了？

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‎超炫？

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‎這支手機唯一的用途
‎就是看飲料會不會太燙

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‎還有在極度緊急狀況時求救

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‎但是我需要智慧型手機，大家都有

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‎我的手機不能發簡訊和拍照

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‎也不能上網搜尋我要研究的問題

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‎還是比我的好

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‎你爸媽還是拒買科技產品？

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‎對，除了裝在我脖子裡的追蹤裝置

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‎不過如果你能說動父母
‎買給你超炫的全新智慧型手機

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‎那台傳統緊急用摺疊手機就給我吧

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‎把你的恐怖舊手機套準備好，麥斯

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‎因為我要開口了

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‎讚啦

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‎爸、媽，我要跟你們談手機的事

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‎不對，你要無麵粉
‎無麩質、可再生的煎餅

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‎不要

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‎這根本就不是煎餅

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‎還有手機啦

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‎孩子，我們已經討論過了

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‎你欠缺責任感，不能有智慧型手機

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‎所以才會拿傳統手機，這樣才公平

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‎才不公平，每個同學都有一支

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‎他們可不會把手機當成熱飲溫度計

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‎妳怎麼不想讓兒子擁有最新科技？

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‎妳自己就是科學家

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‎所以我聰明到能看穿你的薄弱論點

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‎薄弱？

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‎妳的論點才薄弱呢

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‎妳哪知道我不會愛護？

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‎妳根本沒給過我智慧型手機

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‎難道妳能預測未來？

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‎妳會在實驗室直接判定實驗結果

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‎而不做實驗嗎？

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‎不會，真正的科學家
‎會實地測試自己的假說

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‎詹姆斯的媽媽妳好…
‎喂，我話還沒講完啊！

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‎我們的職責是測試假說

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‎好啦，我會測試我的假說

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‎只要你證明自己有責任感
‎我就幫你買智慧型手機

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‎我什麼都肯做

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‎什…麼…都…肯…做

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‎好…喔…

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‎媽，氣氛都被妳毀了

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‎我們通常用這台機器
‎把蒼蠅跟人混在一起

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‎但是用來混合手機和小男生
‎應該不會讓手機壞得太慘

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‎什麼？

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‎開玩笑的啦，兒子

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‎你不會有感覺的
‎而且今天晚上就會恢復正常，沒什麼

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‎好了，各位，如果成功
‎小朋友就總算能瞭解

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‎怎樣用手機才叫負責任

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‎珍妮，妳把電力都轉到我的工作站

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‎吉姆，你去拿一支滅火器

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‎不對，兩支好了，以免機器失控

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‎我知道我說過了，不過“什麼”？

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‎抱歉了，兒子，我聽不見，蒸氣太多

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‎好痛，停止實驗！

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‎你看起來沒兩樣，感覺有不同嗎？

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‎我得幫你解鎖

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‎沒有

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‎我打給你

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‎怎麼回事？喂

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‎成功了，你變成智慧型手機了

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‎只要你從現在起到我回家為止

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‎都不讓自己受損

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‎就能證明你有負責感
‎可以用真的智慧型手機

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‎（泥巴學校）

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‎我不知道你為什麼答應
‎你媽拿你當實驗品耶

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‎你爸媽一天到晚拿你當實驗品

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‎對，可是我都學不乖

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‎這次實驗絕對是小意思

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‎說到這個，我想吃蛋糕

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‎你怎麼做到的？

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‎你只說你想吃蛋糕

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‎結果就送來了！

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‎我變成智慧型手機了

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‎我以為她的意思是
‎我一樣會故障或能接電話

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‎但我變成真正的智慧型手機了

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‎你還有什麼功能？

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‎很厲害吧？

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‎你看不到嗎？

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‎不行，我眼睛射出的光線把我閃瞎了

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‎（老喬餐廳）

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‎這是什麼？

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‎某種版本的炸豆丸

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‎什麼版本？

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‎公立學校的平價版本

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‎你以為有多好？

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‎前進啦，給我閃開

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‎一顆星

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‎（老喬餐廳）

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‎我的生意完蛋了

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‎為什麼？為什麼是我？

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‎我要退貨

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‎這個程式能拍照
‎並且秀出你嬰兒時的樣子

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‎現在換你了，麥克蠅

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‎不要看…我是在實驗室出生的

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‎噁心，我要吐了！

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‎麥克蠅，請馬上來我的辦公室報到

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‎是的，擴音器校長

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‎至於其他的同學

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‎在我們找到代課老師前先停課

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‎（泥巴學校）

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‎麥斯，今天快結束了，我卻毫無損傷

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‎好想讓我媽看看我多有責任感

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‎對啊，我就快能用我的全新舊手機了

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‎-擊個掌
‎-好耶！

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‎你怎麼搞的？

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‎我怎麼搞的？是你說“擊個掌”的

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‎要不然呢？放你的手鴿子嗎？

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‎你也用不著…

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‎是你媽

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‎喂，媽

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‎兒子，我只是要查勤
‎我再過一兩個小時就要下班

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‎實驗進行得如何？

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‎很好啊，實驗很順利，我超有責任感

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‎大家救自己吧！

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‎可是我要進隧道了

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‎抱歉，再見

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‎希望她相信外面有隧道

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‎我得在她回家前把裂痕修好

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‎為什麼？

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‎因為我每次都在她回家前到家

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‎不然她會知道有問題

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‎代表我會沒智慧型手機
‎你也沒有傳統手機

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‎我的摺疊手機！

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‎非把你修好不可

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‎可是我們不能去實驗室

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‎我姊姊在“弄壞沒關係工作室”上班

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‎專門提供有問題
‎又可能違反保固條款的維修服務

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‎（弄壞沒關係工作室）

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‎嗨，老弟，哇，詹姆斯，很帥喔

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‎謝謝，但我不是來把妹的
‎我媽把我變成智慧型手機

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‎要我展現責任感，這樣才能有一支

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‎結果證明我很沒智慧

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‎沒問題

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‎我馬上修好，600美元

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‎600？我有那麼多錢的話
‎乾脆自己買一支就好了

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‎好，那就幫你的手機辦告別式吧

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‎求求妳，姊姊

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‎他能讓我有全新的舊摺疊手機

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‎好，如果我修，你要請我吃
‎老喬餐廳的義式臘腸披薩球

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‎而且要素食口味

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‎換別家吧？我跟老喬鬧得很不愉快

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‎那你最好想辦法跟他和好

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‎因為我空肚子就修不了東西

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‎好啦，那趁妳瞎忙時
‎幫麥斯修好這個東西

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‎（老喬餐廳）

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‎老喬，你好，帽子挺帥的

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‎可以跟你買最好吃的素食披薩球嗎？

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‎不可以

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‎因為你的一顆星評價害我倒店了

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‎什麼？我只是開玩笑耶

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‎現代人都不懂語言的博大精深

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‎沒錯，一顆星只代表爛

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‎對，就是這個意思

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‎我不喜歡，而且我也不幫你做

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‎除非你修改評價，改成不爛的意思

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‎好啦，我改就是了

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‎好了，五顆星，你逼我說謊

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‎現在拜託幫我們烤幾顆披薩球

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‎你要披薩球，可是我做不出來

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‎油炸鍋的溫度計壞了，我又沒錢換

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‎因為你害我沒生意做

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‎除非你知道怎麼測量滾燙液體的溫度

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‎但我覺得你不知道

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‎所以你買不到披薩球了

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‎詹姆斯，不行！

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‎沒關係，麥斯，多一道刮痕又怎樣？

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‎反正珍娜會把我修好

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‎珍娜是誰？聽起來人不錯

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‎好，我幫你把披薩球做好

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‎你會好的，我們只要找人幫忙就好

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‎把我送回“弄壞沒關係工作室”吧

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‎只要我不繼續出事，應該沒問題的

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‎做好了

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‎（弄壞沒關係工作室）

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‎（營業中）

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‎吃的來了

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‎妳可以快點嗎？我必須比我媽先到家

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‎好啦

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‎麥斯，你先等著
‎如果聽到他尖叫，別跑進來

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‎他只是痛不欲生而已

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‎等一下，別碰我的連接頭

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‎小心我的SIM卡

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‎小心啊！

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‎怎麼樣？

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‎很好，但你姊姊看過我身上
‎你絕對不會看到的地方

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‎怎麼樣？你覺得自己有責任感嗎？

200
00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:20,291
‎我很好啊，我狀況好得很，毫髮無傷

201
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,875
‎太好了，我好想趕快親眼看看

202
00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:24,208
‎我五分鐘後到家

203
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:25,708
‎喀啦

204
00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:29,708
‎-我得趕快回家
‎-好，拜拜了，我這邊沒保固喔

205
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,833
‎-氣泡紙
‎-你還好吧？

206
00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:35,416
‎不好，我得穿越全鎮又不能受一點傷

207
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,291
‎其實你可以叫車的

208
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:41,875
‎對喔，我要找人載我！

209
00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:47,541
‎麥克蠅？你開共乘車？

210
00:12:48,791 --> 00:12:51,000
‎擴音器校長開除我了

211
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,750
‎原來會讓人想吐的嬰兒照片

212
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,125
‎違反學校的行為守則

213
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,625
‎如果你能在五分鐘內送我回家

214
00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:01,083
‎我會給你一大筆小費

215
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:04,416
‎小費？你剛剛說小費嗎？

216
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,541
‎好耶！

217
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,333
‎你在做什麼？

218
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,416
‎如果要及時送你到家
‎拿到那筆優渥的小費，唯一的辦法

219
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,041
‎就是走捷徑

220
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:18,791
‎（飛蠅找屎）

221
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:19,750
‎（禁止進入）

222
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,541
‎（危險！工地）

223
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,083
‎雙手輪轉

224
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,583
‎小心啊！

225
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,375
‎左轉、右轉

226
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:40,875
‎翻轉

227
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,083
‎倒車

228
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,000
‎（危險！停車！）

229
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:02,041
‎我的小費！

230
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:08,416
‎保護層有效，希望撞到水泥也沒事

231
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,208
‎我會飛了！

232
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,666
‎你看看你，連一點刮傷都沒有

233
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,208
‎對啊，我是負責先生

234
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,916
‎我能開心擁有智慧型手機了吧？

235
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,541
‎我得先檢查資料，確定你完全沒說謊

236
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:49,291
‎我當然沒說謊

237
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,125
‎轉過去

238
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,333
‎你的偵測試紙顯示有進水損傷

239
00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:05,625
‎什麼？我沒有弄濕啊

240
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:09,000
‎我有撞裂、火烤、融化
‎還被咬，但是沒碰到水

241
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,875
‎我再也不想要智慧型手機了

242
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,208
‎你說得沒錯，這支手機好爛！

243
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:49,500
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