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-Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!
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See? Everything worked out.
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Aw. I wanna be a letter.
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Ah.
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Max, today's the day!
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The day I turn into a real boy?
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No, Max, that'll never happen.
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Today's the day I'm going to ask
my parents for an upgrade
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from my dumb, old
emergency flip phone.
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You don't want
that sweet phone anymore?
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Sweet?
The only thing this phone is good for
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is seeing if my drinks
are too hot.
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And calling for help
in an extreme emergency situation.
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-But I need a smartphone.
-Ow!
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Everyone has one.
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My phone can't text or take photos
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or look up answers to questions
I should have studied for.
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Still better than mine.
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Your parents still won't
buy you any tech?
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Nope. Minus the tracking device
embedded in my neck.
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But if you can get your parents
to give you a cool, new smartphone,
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you can give me your dumb, old
emergency flip phone!
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Well, get your creepy-old-man
phone holster ready, Max,
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because I'm about to do this!
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Oh, heck yeah!
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Mom, Dad. I wanna talk to you
about my phone.
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No. You want a flourless,
gluten-free renewable pancake.
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No. Bleh.
That's not a pancake. And phone!
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Honey, we've talked about this.
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You're not responsible enough
for a smartphone.
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That's why you have
a dumb phone. It's only fair.
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It's not fair!
Everyone at school has one.
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And I bet they'd never use theirs
as a hot-beverage thermometer.
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Ugh. How can you not want your child
to have the latest technology?
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You work as a scientist.
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Which means I'm smart enough to see
through your paper-thin argument.
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Paper-thin?
It's your argument that's paper-thin!
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How do you know I can't handle it
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if you've never actually
given me a smartphone?
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Can you see the future?
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In the lab, do you just decide how
your experiments are gonna come out
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and not do them?
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No, you don't.
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A real scientist would test
their theories in the field.
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Hi, James' mom, how's everything--
Hey, hey, hey! I wasn't done talking!
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It is our job to test theories.
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Fine. I'll test my theory.
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If you can prove you're responsible,
I'll get you a smartphone.
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I'll do whatever it takes.
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Whatever it takes.
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Okay.
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Mom, you ruined the moment.
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We normally use this machine
to mix flies with humans,
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but it should work with a phone and a boy
without damaging the phone too much.
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What?!
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I'm kidding, honey.
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You won't feel a thing, and it'll wear off
by later today. No big.
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All right, everybody.
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If this works,
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children will finally understand
how to be responsible with a phone!
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Janine, I want you to run
all power to my station.
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Jim, grab a fire extinguisher.
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No, two,
in case this thing gets out of control.
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I know I already said this,
but, what?!
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Sorry, honey, can't hear you!
Too much steam.
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It hurts!
Make it stop!
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Mm, you look the same.
Feel any different?
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Not really.
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Oh, I gotta unlock you.
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Not really.
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Let me call you.
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What the heck? Hello?
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It worked! You're a smartphone!
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Now, all you've gotta do
is make it from this moment
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until I get home from work
without damaging yourself,
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and we'll know if you're responsible
enough for a real smartphone.
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Uh-huh.
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I don't know why you're okay with this.
Your mom's using you as an experiment.
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Your parents do experiments
on you all the time.
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Yeah, but I never learn a lesson.
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Look, this experiment
will be a piece of cake.
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Speaking of which,
I could go for some cake.
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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How did you do that?
85
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You just said you wanted-- Mm!-- cake--
Mm!-- and it got delivered! Mm!
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I'm a smartphone!
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I thought my mom meant
I'd break like one or take a call,
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but I'm like a full-fledged smartphone!
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Ooh! What else can you do?
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Is it amazing?
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You can't see it?
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No, I got blinding lights
shooting out of my eyes.
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Ugh. What is this?
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It's a version of a falafel.
95
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Ugh. What version?
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It's the public-school-budget version.
What do you expect?
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Move on. Get out of here.
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Ugh. One star.
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My business is ruined!
Why? Why me?
100
00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:09,291
I'd like to return my order.
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And this app takes your picture and
shows you what you'd look like as a baby.
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Now for you, Mr. McFly.
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No, no, no, no. Don't look,
don't look. I was born in the lab!
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Disgusting! I'm gonna puke! Argh!
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Mr. McFly,
report to my office immediately.
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Yes, Principal Loudspeaker.
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And as
for the rest of you kids, school's out!
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Until we can replace your teacher!
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You see, Max, the day's almost over
and not a single scratch.
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Hm. I can't wait
for my mom to see how responsible I am.
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I know! I can almost taste
my new old phone.
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-Up top!
-Yeah!
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What did you do?
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What did I do?
You-- you said up top!
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What was I supposed to do?
Leave you hanging?
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Well, you didn't have to--
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Agh! Agh! It's your mom!
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Hi, Mom.
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Hey, honey.
I was just, uh, checking in.
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I'll be off work in a couple of hours.
Uh, so, how's the experiment going?
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Uh, fine. Experiment's amazing.
Totally responsible.
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-Save yourself!
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Uh, but I'm going--
I'm-- I'm going through a tunnel.
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Sorry. Bye.
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I hope she believed
there's a tunnel outside.
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I need to get this crack fixed
before she gets home.
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Why?
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Because I'm always home
when she gets back from work,
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and if I'm not there,
she'll know something's up.
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And that means there's no smartphone
for me and no dumb phone for you!
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My flip phone!
We gotta fix you!
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Ugh. But we can't go to the lab.
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My sister!
She works at uBreak iDon't Judge.
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If anyone can do questionable and possibly
warranty-violating repairs, it's her.
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00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:14,916
Hey, bro.
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Whoa, James.
Lookin' good.
137
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Thanks, but I'm not here
to flirt right now.
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My mom turned me
into a smartphone
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so I could show I'm responsible
enough to get a smartphone,
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and it turns out
I'm not so smart.
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Cool.
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I'll have you fixed up in no time.
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That'll be 600 bucks.
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00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:35,666
Six hundred?!
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If I had that kind of money,
I'd just buy myself a smartphone.
146
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All right, your phone funeral.
147
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Please, sis!
He's my key to a new old flip phone.
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Fine. If I do this, it'll cost you
a pepperoni plate from Foodball Joe's.
149
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,333
And make it vegan.
150
00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:05,875
Uh, anywhere but there.
151
00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:09,083
Me and Foodball Joe
kind of had a falling-out.
152
00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,333
All right, well,
you better find a way to squash it
153
00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:14,250
'cause I can't repair things
on an empty stomach.
154
00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:18,375
Ugh. Fine. And fix this up for Max
while you're busy doing nothing.
155
00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,875
Hey, Foodball Joe!
Good seeing you. Nice hat.
156
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:31,041
Could we get an order of your
most delicious vegan pizza food balls?
157
00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,041
No, you can't.
158
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Because of your one-star review,
I'm going out of business!
159
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:41,166
What? Pfft. That was a joke.
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People these days
don't understand the vernacular.
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Yeah. One star just means you suck.
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Yeah. That's what it means.
163
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And I don't like that,
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and I'm not making you food
until you change that review
165
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and make it not meaning it sucks.
166
00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,583
All right, fine. I'll change it.
167
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There you go. Five stars.
You made me a liar.
168
00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,791
Now please cook us some pizza balls.
169
00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,500
Oh, you want pizza balls.
Well, I can't.
170
00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:11,083
The deep fryer thermostat's broken
and I can't afford to replace it,
171
00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:13,125
you ruining my business and all.
172
00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:16,875
So unless you know a way to check
the temperature of hot liquid--
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00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,333
I don't think you do--
you're not getting pizza balls!
174
00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,708
Ah! James, you can't!
175
00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:24,666
It's okay, Max.
What's one more scratch?
176
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,916
Jenna's gonna fix me up anyways.
177
00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:33,125
Who's Jenna? She sounds nice.
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-Ah!
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00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,041
Okay, I'll go finish your order.
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You're gonna be okay.
We just gotta call for help.
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Just get me back
to uBreak iDon't judge.
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00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:06,833
As long as nothing else
happens to me, I think I'll make it.
183
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,500
Order's ready.
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00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,041
Foods!
185
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:32,708
Could you eat faster, please?
186
00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:35,500
I gotta get home
before my mom does.
187
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:39,041
Ugh, fine.
188
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:45,125
Hang here, Max, and, uh, don't come
running when you hear him screaming.
189
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:48,875
He's just in excruciating pain.
190
00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:54,375
Whoa! Hey there!
Ooh, not my dongle!
191
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:57,583
-Hey, look out for my SIM card!
192
00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:02,541
Agh! Ooh! Watch out!
193
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,000
How'd it go?
194
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:10,666
Good. Though your sister has now seen
parts of me you'll never see.
195
00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:16,416
How's it going? Feeling responsible?
196
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,250
Oh, yeah, perfect.
I'm totally perfect. Not broken at all.
197
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:24,000
Good for you. Can't wait
to see for myself. I'll be home in five.
198
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,083
Uh, click.
199
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:26,583
I gotta get home!
200
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:29,583
All right, well, take it sleazy.
I don't honor warranties.
201
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,791
Uh. Ah! Bubble wrap.
202
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:31,708
You okay, man?
203
00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:35,375
No. I have to run back across town
without suffering any damage.
204
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:38,250
Uh, you know, you could
just take a rideshare.
205
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,666
Yes!
206
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,833
I need a ride!
207
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:47,500
Mr. McFly?
You drive a rideshare?
208
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:51,000
Mm-hmm.
Principal Loudspeaker fired me.
209
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,666
Apparently, baby pictures
that induce vomiting
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00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,083
violate the school's
code of conduct.
211
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,208
Well, if you can get me home
in the next five minutes--
212
00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:01,041
I'll give you a huge tip.
213
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,083
Tip? Did you just say "tip"?
214
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,500
Ah, yeah!
215
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,291
What are you doing?!
216
00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:15,291
The only way I can get you home
in time for that sweet gratuity
217
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,416
is by taking a shortcut.
218
00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,250
Ooh!
219
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,916
Hand-over-hand steering.
220
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:31,958
Watch out! Watch out!
221
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,833
Left turn! Right turn! Flip!
222
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:49,416
Back it up. Back it--
223
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,500
Look out!
224
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,958
Huh?
225
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:02,000
My tip!
226
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,666
Oh. The case worked.
227
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:08,333
Let's hope it's rated
for dramatic falls on to concrete.
228
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,208
Huh?
229
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,166
I'm flying!
230
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,708
Huh? Oh!
231
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:36,625
Huh. Look at you. Not a scratch.
232
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,000
Yep. I'm Mr. Responsible.
233
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,875
And proud new owner
of a smartphone, am I right?
234
00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:45,500
Not until I check your data
and make sure you're being totally honest.
235
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:49,250
Of course I'm being honest.
236
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,291
Hmm?
237
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,750
Hmm.
238
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,833
Hmm.
239
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:56,958
Turn around.
240
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,291
Oh. Your tamper sticker says
you've got some water damage.
241
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,583
What?
No, I didn't get wet.
242
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,666
I got cracked, fried, melted,
and chewed, but no water.
243
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,750
I don't want a smartphone anymore.
244
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:16,083
Man, you were right.
This phone sucks!