1 00:00:14,458 --> 00:00:16,541 -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh! 2 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,041 See? Everything worked out. 3 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,958 Aw. I wanna be a letter. 4 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:44,250 Ah. 5 00:00:47,208 --> 00:00:49,000 Max, today's the day! 6 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,083 The day I turn into a real boy? 7 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:53,875 No, Max, that'll never happen. 8 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:58,166 Today's the day I'm going to ask my parents for an upgrade 9 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,666 from my dumb, old emergency flip phone. 10 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,166 You don't want that sweet phone anymore? 11 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,625 Sweet? The only thing this phone is good for 12 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:09,250 is seeing if my drinks are too hot. 13 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,750 And calling for help in an extreme emergency situation. 14 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,458 -But I need a smartphone. -Ow! 15 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,750 Everyone has one. 16 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:19,541 My phone can't text or take photos 17 00:01:19,625 --> 00:01:22,375 or look up answers to questions I should have studied for. 18 00:01:22,458 --> 00:01:23,750 Still better than mine. 19 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,208 Your parents still won't buy you any tech? 20 00:01:28,291 --> 00:01:31,583 Nope. Minus the tracking device embedded in my neck. 21 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:35,916 But if you can get your parents to give you a cool, new smartphone, 22 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,708 you can give me your dumb, old emergency flip phone! 23 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:41,333 Well, get your creepy-old-man phone holster ready, Max, 24 00:01:41,416 --> 00:01:43,125 because I'm about to do this! 25 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,458 Oh, heck yeah! 26 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:50,208 Mom, Dad. I wanna talk to you about my phone. 27 00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:54,750 No. You want a flourless, gluten-free renewable pancake. 28 00:01:54,833 --> 00:02:00,000 No. Bleh. That's not a pancake. And phone! 29 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:02,125 Honey, we've talked about this. 30 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:04,791 You're not responsible enough for a smartphone. 31 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,791 That's why you have a dumb phone. It's only fair. 32 00:02:07,875 --> 00:02:10,958 It's not fair! Everyone at school has one. 33 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:14,666 And I bet they'd never use theirs as a hot-beverage thermometer. 34 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:19,583 Ugh. How can you not want your child to have the latest technology? 35 00:02:19,666 --> 00:02:21,208 You work as a scientist. 36 00:02:21,291 --> 00:02:24,791 Which means I'm smart enough to see through your paper-thin argument. 37 00:02:27,666 --> 00:02:31,458 Paper-thin? It's your argument that's paper-thin! 38 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:33,000 How do you know I can't handle it 39 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:35,500 if you've never actually given me a smartphone? 40 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:37,250 Can you see the future? 41 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:40,333 In the lab, do you just decide how your experiments are gonna come out 42 00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:41,583 and not do them? 43 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:43,250 No, you don't. 44 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:46,208 A real scientist would test their theories in the field. 45 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:52,875 Hi, James' mom, how's everything-- Hey, hey, hey! I wasn't done talking! 46 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:55,041 It is our job to test theories. 47 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:56,958 Fine. I'll test my theory. 48 00:02:57,041 --> 00:03:01,666 If you can prove you're responsible, I'll get you a smartphone. 49 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,625 I'll do whatever it takes. 50 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,708 Whatever it takes. 51 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:10,291 Okay. 52 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:13,000 Mom, you ruined the moment. 53 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:19,708 We normally use this machine to mix flies with humans, 54 00:03:19,791 --> 00:03:23,458 but it should work with a phone and a boy without damaging the phone too much. 55 00:03:23,541 --> 00:03:24,541 What?! 56 00:03:24,625 --> 00:03:26,208 I'm kidding, honey. 57 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:31,083 You won't feel a thing, and it'll wear off by later today. No big. 58 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:34,708 All right, everybody. 59 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:36,125 If this works, 60 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:40,791 children will finally understand how to be responsible with a phone! 61 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:43,375 Janine, I want you to run all power to my station. 62 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:46,625 Jim, grab a fire extinguisher. 63 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:49,708 No, two, in case this thing gets out of control. 64 00:03:49,791 --> 00:03:52,250 I know I already said this, but, what?! 65 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,166 Sorry, honey, can't hear you! Too much steam. 66 00:03:57,250 --> 00:04:01,125 It hurts! Make it stop! 67 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:13,458 Mm, you look the same. Feel any different? 68 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:14,375 Not really. 69 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:15,416 Oh, I gotta unlock you. 70 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:17,708 Not really. 71 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,166 Let me call you. 72 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,791 What the heck? Hello? 73 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:27,666 It worked! You're a smartphone! 74 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:32,791 Now, all you've gotta do is make it from this moment 75 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:35,375 until I get home from work without damaging yourself, 76 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:38,458 and we'll know if you're responsible enough for a real smartphone. 77 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:39,750 Uh-huh. 78 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:47,083 I don't know why you're okay with this. Your mom's using you as an experiment. 79 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:49,625 Your parents do experiments on you all the time. 80 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,250 Yeah, but I never learn a lesson. 81 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,958 Look, this experiment will be a piece of cake. 82 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:56,541 Speaking of which, I could go for some cake. 83 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:03,041 -Aah! -Aah! 84 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,416 How did you do that? 85 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:12,750 You just said you wanted-- Mm!-- cake-- Mm!-- and it got delivered! Mm! 86 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:15,875 I'm a smartphone! 87 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:18,708 I thought my mom meant I'd break like one or take a call, 88 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:21,416 but I'm like a full-fledged smartphone! 89 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:24,208 Ooh! What else can you do? 90 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:28,458 Is it amazing? 91 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:30,791 You can't see it? 92 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:34,375 No, I got blinding lights shooting out of my eyes. 93 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,333 Ugh. What is this? 94 00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:44,208 It's a version of a falafel. 95 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:46,000 Ugh. What version? 96 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:49,583 It's the public-school-budget version. What do you expect? 97 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:54,333 Move on. Get out of here. 98 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:56,291 Ugh. One star. 99 00:06:00,916 --> 00:06:06,291 My business is ruined! Why? Why me? 100 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:09,291 I'd like to return my order. 101 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:15,375 And this app takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like as a baby. 102 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,291 Now for you, Mr. McFly. 103 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:28,833 No, no, no, no. Don't look, don't look. I was born in the lab! 104 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:35,333 Disgusting! I'm gonna puke! Argh! 105 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:41,208 Mr. McFly, report to my office immediately. 106 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:44,500 Yes, Principal Loudspeaker. 107 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:48,791 And as for the rest of you kids, school's out! 108 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,500 Until we can replace your teacher! 109 00:06:56,875 --> 00:07:01,166 You see, Max, the day's almost over and not a single scratch. 110 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:04,875 Hm. I can't wait for my mom to see how responsible I am. 111 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,750 I know! I can almost taste my new old phone. 112 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:09,458 -Up top! -Yeah! 113 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:13,458 What did you do? 114 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:15,708 What did I do? You-- you said up top! 115 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,875 What was I supposed to do? Leave you hanging? 116 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:20,041 Well, you didn't have to-- 117 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,750 Agh! Agh! It's your mom! 118 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:24,125 Hi, Mom. 119 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:26,500 Hey, honey. I was just, uh, checking in. 120 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:31,583 I'll be off work in a couple of hours. Uh, so, how's the experiment going? 121 00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:35,291 Uh, fine. Experiment's amazing. Totally responsible. 122 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,291 -Save yourself! 123 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:39,083 Uh, but I'm going-- I'm-- I'm going through a tunnel. 124 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:41,541 Sorry. Bye. 125 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:44,375 I hope she believed there's a tunnel outside. 126 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,208 I need to get this crack fixed before she gets home. 127 00:07:47,291 --> 00:07:48,166 Why? 128 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,416 Because I'm always home when she gets back from work, 129 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,250 and if I'm not there, she'll know something's up. 130 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:55,583 And that means there's no smartphone for me and no dumb phone for you! 131 00:07:55,666 --> 00:07:58,416 My flip phone! We gotta fix you! 132 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,833 Ugh. But we can't go to the lab. 133 00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:04,125 My sister! She works at uBreak iDon't Judge. 134 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:08,000 If anyone can do questionable and possibly warranty-violating repairs, it's her. 135 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:14,916 Hey, bro. 136 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,083 Whoa, James. Lookin' good. 137 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:19,791 Thanks, but I'm not here to flirt right now. 138 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,333 My mom turned me into a smartphone 139 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,916 so I could show I'm responsible enough to get a smartphone, 140 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,583 and it turns out I'm not so smart. 141 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:26,666 Cool. 142 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:32,583 I'll have you fixed up in no time. 143 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,458 That'll be 600 bucks. 144 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:35,666 Six hundred?! 145 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:38,875 If I had that kind of money, I'd just buy myself a smartphone. 146 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:41,583 All right, your phone funeral. 147 00:08:41,666 --> 00:08:46,291 Please, sis! He's my key to a new old flip phone. 148 00:08:57,541 --> 00:09:01,875 Fine. If I do this, it'll cost you a pepperoni plate from Foodball Joe's. 149 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,333 And make it vegan. 150 00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:05,875 Uh, anywhere but there. 151 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:09,083 Me and Foodball Joe kind of had a falling-out. 152 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,333 All right, well, you better find a way to squash it 153 00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:14,250 'cause I can't repair things on an empty stomach. 154 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:18,375 Ugh. Fine. And fix this up for Max while you're busy doing nothing. 155 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:27,875 Hey, Foodball Joe! Good seeing you. Nice hat. 156 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:31,041 Could we get an order of your most delicious vegan pizza food balls? 157 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,041 No, you can't. 158 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:38,083 Because of your one-star review, I'm going out of business! 159 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:41,166 What? Pfft. That was a joke. 160 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,916 People these days don't understand the vernacular. 161 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,916 Yeah. One star just means you suck. 162 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,833 Yeah. That's what it means. 163 00:09:47,916 --> 00:09:49,208 And I don't like that, 164 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:52,916 and I'm not making you food until you change that review 165 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,500 and make it not meaning it sucks. 166 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,583 All right, fine. I'll change it. 167 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:02,583 There you go. Five stars. You made me a liar. 168 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,791 Now please cook us some pizza balls. 169 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:07,500 Oh, you want pizza balls. Well, I can't. 170 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:11,083 The deep fryer thermostat's broken and I can't afford to replace it, 171 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:13,125 you ruining my business and all. 172 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:16,875 So unless you know a way to check the temperature of hot liquid-- 173 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,333 I don't think you do-- you're not getting pizza balls! 174 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,708 Ah! James, you can't! 175 00:10:21,791 --> 00:10:24,666 It's okay, Max. What's one more scratch? 176 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,916 Jenna's gonna fix me up anyways. 177 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:33,125 Who's Jenna? She sounds nice. 178 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,208 -Ah! 179 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,041 Okay, I'll go finish your order. 180 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:59,916 You're gonna be okay. We just gotta call for help. 181 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:03,375 Just get me back to uBreak iDon't judge. 182 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:06,833 As long as nothing else happens to me, I think I'll make it. 183 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,500 Order's ready. 184 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,041 Foods! 185 00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:32,708 Could you eat faster, please? 186 00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:35,500 I gotta get home before my mom does. 187 00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:39,041 Ugh, fine. 188 00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:45,125 Hang here, Max, and, uh, don't come running when you hear him screaming. 189 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:48,875 He's just in excruciating pain. 190 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:54,375 Whoa! Hey there! Ooh, not my dongle! 191 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:57,583 -Hey, look out for my SIM card! 192 00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:02,541 Agh! Ooh! Watch out! 193 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,000 How'd it go? 194 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:10,666 Good. Though your sister has now seen parts of me you'll never see. 195 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:16,416 How's it going? Feeling responsible? 196 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,250 Oh, yeah, perfect. I'm totally perfect. Not broken at all. 197 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:24,000 Good for you. Can't wait to see for myself. I'll be home in five. 198 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:25,083 Uh, click. 199 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:26,583 I gotta get home! 200 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:29,583 All right, well, take it sleazy. I don't honor warranties. 201 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,791 Uh. Ah! Bubble wrap. 202 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:31,708 You okay, man? 203 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:35,375 No. I have to run back across town without suffering any damage. 204 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:38,250 Uh, you know, you could just take a rideshare. 205 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,666 Yes! 206 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,833 I need a ride! 207 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:47,500 Mr. McFly? You drive a rideshare? 208 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:51,000 Mm-hmm. Principal Loudspeaker fired me. 209 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,666 Apparently, baby pictures that induce vomiting 210 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,083 violate the school's code of conduct. 211 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,208 Well, if you can get me home in the next five minutes-- 212 00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:01,041 I'll give you a huge tip. 213 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,083 Tip? Did you just say "tip"? 214 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,500 Ah, yeah! 215 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,291 What are you doing?! 216 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:15,291 The only way I can get you home in time for that sweet gratuity 217 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,416 is by taking a shortcut. 218 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,250 Ooh! 219 00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,916 Hand-over-hand steering. 220 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:31,958 Watch out! Watch out! 221 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,833 Left turn! Right turn! Flip! 222 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:49,416 Back it up. Back it-- 223 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,500 Look out! 224 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:54,958 Huh? 225 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:02,000 My tip! 226 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,666 Oh. The case worked. 227 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:08,333 Let's hope it's rated for dramatic falls on to concrete. 228 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,208 Huh? 229 00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,166 I'm flying! 230 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,708 Huh? Oh! 231 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:36,625 Huh. Look at you. Not a scratch. 232 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,000 Yep. I'm Mr. Responsible. 233 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,875 And proud new owner of a smartphone, am I right? 234 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:45,500 Not until I check your data and make sure you're being totally honest. 235 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:49,250 Of course I'm being honest. 236 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,291 Hmm? 237 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,750 Hmm. 238 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,833 Hmm. 239 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:56,958 Turn around. 240 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,291 Oh. Your tamper sticker says you've got some water damage. 241 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,583 What? No, I didn't get wet. 242 00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,666 I got cracked, fried, melted, and chewed, but no water. 243 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,750 I don't want a smartphone anymore. 244 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:16,083 Man, you were right. This phone sucks!