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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎快跑…

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‎看吧，問題都解決了

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‎我也想當字母

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‎劇名：撫養吐司弟

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‎這次請朋友來過夜太完美了

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‎對吧？

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‎讚啦

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‎我睡得跟失敗的基因實驗一樣熟

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‎雖然跟人一樣會思考和說話

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‎這個比喻怪得好具體

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‎不過你的確就是那樣

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‎而且你弄壞我的東西了

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‎但我開心到無所謂
‎因為這次一起過夜太完美了

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‎我們的遊戲時間很完美，零食很完美

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‎我們租的《窈窕奶車》電影很完美

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‎結局大逆轉

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‎對啊！原來他爸爸從頭到尾都是車子

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‎我丟到窗外去了

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‎現在請朋友來過夜的活動…

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‎就要以完美的早餐作結了

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‎我們有蛋、馬鈴薯

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‎既然要收尾，每道早餐一定要有的

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‎就是完美的吐司

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‎好耶！

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‎什麼東西有滿滿的小麥胚芽和酵母？

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‎“歡樂麵包”適合人類和動物

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‎不但適合做成三明治，烤吐司更行

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‎麵包烤過更好吃

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‎所以烤吧…

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‎把那片麵包放進去

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‎所以烤吧…

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‎小心手指，因為很燙！

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‎烤吧

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‎烤吧

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‎讓自己吃到飽

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‎因為烤傳統的“歡樂麵包”
‎不但好吃又讓我們開心

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‎我們完美的到朋友家過夜活動毀了

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‎我只想讓你到我家過夜能有完美句點

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‎你卻毀了完美的早餐

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‎對不起，但我們幹嘛忍受烤麵包機？

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‎就算有七段火力設計

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‎烤麵包機還是不管，把麵包烤焦

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‎對，烤麵包機，是怎樣？

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‎人類發明的烤麵包機
‎已經有100年沒變

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‎我們有這麼多智慧型用品

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‎像是手錶和冰箱

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‎為什麼沒人做智慧型烤麵包機？

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‎為什麼沒人做智慧型烤麵包機？

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‎因為這是我們的天命

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‎我可能不懂烤麵包機或電力的原理

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‎但我知道必須有科技
‎才能讓烤麵包機感應到

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‎麵包什麼時候已經烤到剛剛好

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‎就像人工智慧

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‎沒錯，就像人工智慧

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‎-我們要一起創造革命性的烤麵包機
‎-對！

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‎能知道吐司什麼時候烤好

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‎我們要一起改變世界

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‎我支持到底

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‎我們現在只需要人工智慧晶片

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‎讓這台烤麵包機跟那台冰箱一樣聰明

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‎有你的，麥斯

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‎現在要改變全世界了

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‎糟糕，怎麼辦？

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‎原來嬰兒是這樣來的

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‎他…好漂亮

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‎他遺傳到你的眼睛

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‎我要叫你吐司弟

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‎吐司弟這名字真適合他

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‎你會做出世界史上最好吃的吐司

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‎吐司弟…

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‎再見了，完美的早餐！

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‎他只是個嬰兒

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‎你在嬰兒時期能做出完美的吐司嗎？

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‎老公，你看，我們創造生命了

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‎有意思

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‎現在看看牠被電擊的感覺

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‎你當然不行

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‎不過別擔心

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‎只要好好養吐司弟

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‎他就會長成完美的智慧型烤麵包機

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‎對不對？

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‎你準備好就開始了，老爹

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎當爸爸啊！

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‎實驗品看似有生命
‎而且來自烤麵包機

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‎沒錯，二號爸
‎現在該開始讓吐司弟上第一課了

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‎我的吐司弟，烤吧

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‎讓自己吃到飽

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‎因為烤傳統的“歡樂麵包”

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‎不但好吃又讓我們開心

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‎喜歡難聽的歌聲

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‎他也喜歡你做的菜

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‎真棒

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‎好，吐司弟，我們再試一次

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‎好厲害，吐司弟

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‎失敗

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‎-小心，他會聽到
‎-所以呢？

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‎他聽到自己失敗可能會情緒崩潰

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‎我們就沒有好吐司可吃了

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‎如果你已經說他的吐司很棒

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‎他怎麼會想做出更好吃的吐司？

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‎你一看就知道不懂教育

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‎要讓小孩成功
‎父母就得讓小孩相信自己能成功

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‎不對，這是錯的！

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‎首先，無論他們是睡是醒

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‎都要瞪著他們，一直瞪下去

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‎然後讓他們接受精密、痛苦的檢查

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‎最重要的是只能用實驗編號稱呼他們

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‎避免跟他們產生感情

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‎好，實驗品00001號

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‎我們再試一次

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‎吐司弟並非意外產生人性的實驗品

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‎什麼？

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‎這是我們不小心創造出
‎有生命、會呼吸的烤麵包機

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‎我要讓他這輩子過得快樂又健康

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‎所以恕我失陪，我要幫吐司弟洗澡

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‎吐司弟討厭洗澡

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‎（電影院）

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‎都是因為你的問題，他才不會接球

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‎爛死了

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‎-這是你的錯
‎-我只要完美的麵包

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‎-他掉進水裡都是你的錯
‎-你應該抓住他的

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‎-你看那些魚
‎-小男生，他只是個小嬰兒！

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‎潛水夫是你害死的！

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‎（目標）

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‎那個剪接畫面真的害慘我們兒子了

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‎你在說什麼？

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‎他只是在玩而已

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‎吐司弟可能在玩
‎也可能是我們吵架開始影響到他

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‎（之前不壞！）

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‎看到沒？科學不會騙人
‎除了登陸月球以外

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‎我們吵架都是你害的

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‎根據我的計算，是你害的

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‎你看，我算的結果

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‎什麼？我才是用愛的教育耶

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‎你只會讓他失敗而已

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‎也許他是因為學你才會失敗！

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‎你敢講這種話

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‎我這輩子從來沒犯錯過
‎除了選擇你當朋友

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‎那也許我們不該當朋友了

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‎也許是這樣沒錯

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‎安啦，吐司弟只是在表達自我

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‎我的車

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‎他只是在活出真正的自我

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‎我的家

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‎沒關係，吐司弟，隨便你去吧

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‎我的腿！那台烤麵包機搶走我的腿

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‎-我掰不下去了
‎-吐司弟，別鬧了！

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‎等一下，你會壓抑他的創意

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‎破壞也許就是做出完美吐司的關鍵

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‎別再玩了，吐司弟

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‎該回家了？

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‎冰淇淋老闆來了？

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‎新手機，謝謝慈悲的…

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‎冰淇淋老闆！

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‎信件啦…

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‎快跑，吐司弟

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‎（《年少冰狂》？）

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‎吐司弟，這個行為非常不可取

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‎跟我來吧，我們多做幾樣檢查

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‎別聽他的，吐司弟

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‎你必須發洩精力

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‎跟我來，你長大就會做出完美的吐司

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‎好耶，你選擇我了！

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‎完了！

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‎糟糕，你受傷了嗎，麥斯？

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‎可能是內傷

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‎什麼？這是幹嘛？

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‎你爸爸從來沒有給過你的東西：擁抱

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‎我好冷

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‎麥斯，你是冷血動物

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‎對喔，抱歉，這都是我的錯

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‎不，我們兩個都有錯

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‎我們讓教養方式之爭
‎阻礙真正重要的事

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‎完美的早餐

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‎還有我們，沒有彼此
‎就沒有完美的早餐

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‎噁心，你怎麼流這麼多汗？

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‎這不是汗

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‎我餓了

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‎你覺得他還剩下幾片？

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‎三片，包括最外面的兩片
‎大家都知道那兩片最難吃

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‎投降吧，吐司弟，你寡不敵眾的

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‎他去哪裡？

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‎“歡樂麵包”工廠，他一定會樂翻了

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‎要多少麵包，就有多少麵包

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‎有這麼多彈藥

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‎他可以把全鎮都燒光

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‎麥斯，你不會有事吧？

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‎去抓我們的兒子

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‎餓餓

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‎吐司！

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‎吐司弟，拜託你

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‎我們害你變成這樣
‎但你不必繼續壞下去

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‎什麼東西有滿滿的小麥胚芽和酵母？

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‎“歡樂麵包”適合人類和動物

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‎不但適合做成三明治，烤吐司更行

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‎因為吐司弟能讓我們的麵包更好吃

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‎所以吐司弟，我的吐司弟
‎把那片麵包放進烤槽去

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‎吐司弟，我的吐司弟

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‎你是我們最好的烤麵包機

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‎完美的成品

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‎吐司弟！

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‎現在我們知道為什麼
‎沒人做智慧型烤麵包機了

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‎字幕翻譯：溫鳳祺