1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,166
-[theme music plays]
-[bird chirps]
2
00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:08,250
[chomps]
3
00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:09,333
[burps]
4
00:00:10,833 --> 00:00:11,833
[sniffs]
5
00:00:12,833 --> 00:00:14,375
-[glass breaks]
-[Max shrieks]
6
00:00:14,458 --> 00:00:16,541
-[grunts, panicked breathing]
-Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!
7
00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,041
See? Everything worked out.
8
00:00:22,666 --> 00:00:24,041
[laughs]
9
00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,958
Aw. I wanna be a letter.
10
00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:29,958
[burps]
11
00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,416
[James and Max snoring]
12
00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:45,625
[yawns] Now, that was
the perfect sleepover. Right, Max?
13
00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:47,791
Aw, heck yeah!
14
00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:49,666
And I slept like
a failed genetic experiment
15
00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,750
gifted with human intelligence
and voice.
16
00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:55,583
Well, that's an oddly specific metaphor,
considering that's exactly what you are!
17
00:00:57,541 --> 00:00:58,541
[growls]
18
00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,375
And you're ripping my stuff.
19
00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:03,458
But I'm just too gosh-darn thrilled
with our perfect sleepover to care!
20
00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:04,541
[yells]
21
00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:08,416
Our game time was perfect.
The snacks were perfect.
22
00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:11,125
And Mrs. Doubtcar
was the perfect movie rental.
23
00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,750
Ha, I mean, what a twist!
24
00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:15,916
I know!
And his dad was a car the whole time!
25
00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,125
[grunts]
26
00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:19,291
Hey, I threw it out the window.
27
00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:21,541
And now to complete
our perfect sleepover...
28
00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:22,666
[toilet flushes]
29
00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,541
[both]
With perfect breakfast!
30
00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:27,208
[James] We got eggies, taters,
and to finish it off,
31
00:01:27,291 --> 00:01:30,958
what no breakfast can be complete without:
perfect toast!
32
00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:34,375
Yeah!
33
00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:37,541
♪ What's full of wheat germ
And loaded with yeast? ♪
34
00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:40,250
♪ Fün der bread
It's for humans and beasts! ♪
35
00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,875
♪ Makes a good sandwich
But is better as toast! ♪
36
00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:45,875
[Max] ♪ Toasting makes a bread
Tastier than most ♪
37
00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:48,916
[both]
♪ So toast it! Toast it! ♪
38
00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,125
♪ Put that slice in the slot! ♪
39
00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:53,583
♪ Toast it! Toast it! ♪
40
00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:54,500
Ooh!
41
00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:56,458
♪ Watch your fingers, it's hot! ♪
42
00:01:56,541 --> 00:01:59,166
♪ Toast it! Toast it! ♪
43
00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:01,333
♪ To have yourself a treat! ♪
44
00:02:01,416 --> 00:02:04,416
♪ Because toasting
Old time Fün der bread ♪
45
00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,000
♪ Makes it edible and sweet! ♪
46
00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,375
-[toaster quacks]
-[screams]
47
00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:12,000
Our perfect sleepover is ruined!
48
00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:16,000
All I wanted was for us
to have the perfect sleepover.
49
00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:19,416
And you ruined perfect breakfast.
50
00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:22,041
[grunts]
51
00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,291
Ooh, ow, ow!
52
00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:28,041
[sighs] I'm sorry, but why
do we have to put up with toasters?
53
00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:30,041
Even though they have
seven different heat levels,
54
00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,625
they'll still ignore all of them
and burn the bread anyway.
55
00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:34,541
Yeah, what's up, toasters?
56
00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:38,208
Man hasn't changed the toaster
in a hundred years.
57
00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,333
How is it that we have
every smart appliance
58
00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:44,958
from watches, to refrigerators,
but no one's created a smart toaster?
59
00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:47,416
Why has no one
created a smart toaster?
60
00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,791
Because it's our destiny!
61
00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:54,208
I may not know exactly how
toasters or electricity works,
62
00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,208
but I know we must have the technology
63
00:02:56,291 --> 00:03:00,458
to allow the toaster to sense when
the bread is at its perfect toast level.
64
00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:02,166
Like artificial intelligence.
65
00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,625
Yes, like artificial intelligence.
66
00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:07,125
Together, we'll create a new,
revolutionary toaster.
67
00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,416
Yes!
68
00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,916
One that can know
exactly when the toast is done.
69
00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,375
Together, we'll change the world!
70
00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:16,458
[screams, laughs]
71
00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:17,875
Tell 'em like you tell 'em.
72
00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:23,333
Now all we need is an AI chip that can
make this toaster as smart as that fridge.
73
00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:25,333
[beeping]
74
00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,375
[chomps]
75
00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,666
[growls]
76
00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:31,750
[heaves]
77
00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:33,083
Great work, Max.
78
00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:35,666
Now to change the world.
79
00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:42,000
Oh, no, oh, no,
what do we do, what do we do?!
80
00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,041
[screams]
81
00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:44,458
[screams]
82
00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:47,791
[both scream]
83
00:03:58,416 --> 00:04:00,375
[giggles]
84
00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:03,125
Hm. So that's how babies are made.
85
00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,541
[giggles]
86
00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:08,375
Oh. He's... so beautiful.
87
00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,458
He has your eyes.
88
00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,750
[whispers]
I'm gonna call you Toasty.
89
00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:15,666
Aw, he looks like a Toasty.
90
00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:19,291
And you're gonna make the best toast
the world has ever seen.
91
00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:20,833
[giggles, blows raspberry]
92
00:04:20,916 --> 00:04:25,500
[giggles, whimpers]
93
00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:27,458
-[gasps]
-[gasps]
94
00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:30,041
[both]
Toasty, Toasty, Toasty!
95
00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:31,250
-[quacks]
-[shocked gibberish]
96
00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:34,708
Oh, goodbye, perfect Christmas!
[groaning gibberish]
97
00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:37,333
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's just a baby.
98
00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:40,541
Could you make perfect toast
when you were a baby?
99
00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,916
Honey, look, we created life.
100
00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,541
Interesting.
101
00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:52,375
Now let's see how it feels
about electrocution.
102
00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:58,375
No, you couldn't.
103
00:04:58,458 --> 00:04:59,708
Well, not to worry.
104
00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:01,000
If we raise Toasty right,
105
00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:04,291
I'm sure he'll grow up to be
the perfect, little smart toaster.
106
00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:05,875
Isn't that right? [baby talk]
107
00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:08,750
[deep voice]
Ready when you are, co-dad.
108
00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,125
What are you doing?
109
00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,250
Being a dad! [clears throat]
110
00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:16,833
[deep voice] Subject appears to be alive
and of toaster origin.
111
00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:20,791
[scoffs] Indeed! Now, come on, Papa-two,
it's time for Toasty's first lesson.
112
00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:22,583
[bird chirping]
113
00:05:22,666 --> 00:05:23,666
[chomps]
114
00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:25,250
[burps]
115
00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:27,833
♪ My Toasty, toast it ♪
116
00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:29,583
♪ To make yourself a treat ♪
117
00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:33,083
♪ Because toasting
Old time Fün der bread ♪
118
00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,708
♪ Makes it edible and sweet! ♪
119
00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,000
Ah.
120
00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,833
[giggles]
121
00:05:39,916 --> 00:05:42,541
[deep voice]
Reacts positively to bad singing.
122
00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:44,291
Well, he also likes your cooking.
123
00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:46,583
How fresh!
124
00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:49,000
-[giggles]
-Okay, Toasty, let's try this again.
125
00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,416
-Mwah.
-[giggles]
126
00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,291
-Aw.
-[cooing]
127
00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,625
[grunting]
128
00:05:58,791 --> 00:05:59,833
[quacks]
129
00:05:59,916 --> 00:06:02,000
[giggles]
130
00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,250
Great job, Toasty!
131
00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,500
[yells]
132
00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,708
[screeches]
133
00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,291
[deep voice] Failure.
134
00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,333
[gasps] Careful, he'll hear you!
135
00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:17,416
So?
136
00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,958
So, hearing he failed
can emotionally ruin him
137
00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:21,750
and we'll never get great toast.
138
00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,833
But why would you try
and make better toast,
139
00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:27,000
if you're already telling him
he's doing the perfect toasty making?
140
00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:29,750
You obviously have no idea how to parent.
141
00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:33,166
Before a child can succeed, you need
to make them believe they can.
142
00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:36,291
No, no, no, no, that's all wrong.
143
00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:39,000
First, you stare at them
when they're asleep and awake.
144
00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:40,666
You just always stare at them.
145
00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,291
Then you put them through
rigorous and often painful tests.
146
00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:47,083
And most importantly, you only call them
by their experiment number
147
00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:49,500
to prevent any emotional attachment.
148
00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:55,583
[deep voice] Okay, test subject 00001.
Let's try that again.
149
00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,875
Toasty isn't some experiment
that accidentally became sentient.
150
00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:01,958
What?
151
00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:06,208
This is a living, breathing toaster
that we just so happened to give life to.
152
00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:09,291
And I'm gonna make sure his life
is a happy and healthy one.
153
00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:10,375
[coughs]
154
00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:13,916
So if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go give Toasty his bath.
155
00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:17,708
[splash]
156
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,500
Toasty hated his bath.
157
00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:27,000
[jaunty music plays]
158
00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:28,583
-[slurping]
-[chewing]
159
00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:30,666
-[roars]
-[screams]
160
00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,416
[grunts]
161
00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,500
[cooing]
162
00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:43,583
[grunts]
163
00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:50,750
[whistling]
164
00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,458
[babbles, grunts]
165
00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,125
Oh, what now, he can't catch it because
you're the one with the parent issue.
166
00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,541
[Max] He didn't catch it,
the kid doesn't have hands, terrible!
167
00:07:57,625 --> 00:07:58,625
[growls]
168
00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:07,208
[whimpers] Ha?
169
00:08:07,291 --> 00:08:08,625
[grunts]
170
00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:15,875
[whimpers]
171
00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,583
[babbles, groans]
172
00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:23,666
[yells]
173
00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:34,375
[whimpers]
174
00:08:34,458 --> 00:08:35,458
[yells]
175
00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:37,791
[bell tolls]
176
00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,041
[Max]
James, this is your fault.
177
00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,125
[James]
The toaster right?
178
00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,541
[both talking over each other]
179
00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:49,125
[whimpers, growls]
180
00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:52,333
-He's a little baby boy!
-Scuba diver's on you!
181
00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,500
[James and Max scream]
182
00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,833
[growls]
183
00:08:58,916 --> 00:09:04,000
[grunting, yelling]
184
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,375
Man, that montage
really messed up our kid.
185
00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,541
What are you talking about?
186
00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:12,250
-[Toasty grunts]
-He's just playing.
187
00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:16,500
Either that or Toasty's starting to be
negatively affected by our disagreements.
188
00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:20,333
See? Science doesn't lie.
189
00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:21,416
Except for the moon landing.
190
00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,625
Well, it's your fault we've been arguing.
191
00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:26,208
According to my calculations,
it's your fault.
192
00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,833
See, look, it's in my calculations.
193
00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:29,958
What? I'm the positive parent here.
194
00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:32,541
All you do is put him
in positions to fail.
195
00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:35,875
Well, maybe he's failing
because he takes after you!
196
00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:39,666
How dare you!
I've never failed at anything in my life.
197
00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,625
Other than choosing you as a friend.
198
00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:45,458
[gasps]
Well, maybe we shouldn't be friends.
199
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,791
Well, maybe we shouldn't.
200
00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:49,708
-[explosion]
-[woman screams]
201
00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,333
[explosion]
202
00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:55,875
Relax. Toasty's just expressing himself.
203
00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,791
-[explosion]
-[man 1] Oh, my car!
204
00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,416
He's just living his truth.
205
00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,333
-[explosion]
-[man 2] My house!
206
00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,166
It's okay, Toasty, you be you.
207
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,250
[explosion]
208
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,416
[man 3] My legs!
That toaster took my legs!
209
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,583
I'm all out of platitudes.
210
00:10:08,666 --> 00:10:10,000
Toasty, stop!
211
00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,208
Wait, you'll stifle his creativity.
212
00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:16,333
What if destroying things
could be the key to perfect toast?
213
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,541
-[car alarm beeping]
-[grunting]
214
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,625
Huh?
215
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:25,125
No more playing, Toasty! [yells]
216
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,291
[yells]
217
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,750
[grunting]
218
00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,958
Time to come... home?
219
00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:31,916
[ice cream truck jingle plays]
220
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,583
Ice cream man?
221
00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:38,500
[jingle continues]
222
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,291
A new phone!
Thank you so much, you kind souls--
223
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,916
Ice cream man!
224
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000
-[screams] Mail, mail, mail, mail, mail!
-[growls]
225
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,375
Ha! Run, Toasty!
226
00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,833
[grunting]
227
00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,666
-Hiya!
-[tires screech]
228
00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,500
[car alarm beeping]
229
00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:57,708
[gasps] Huh?
230
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,291
[growling]
231
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,125
[panting]
232
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,666
Toasty, this behavior
is completely unacceptable.
233
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,750
[growls]
234
00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,583
Come with me
and we'll do more tests on you.
235
00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:16,125
Don't listen to him, Toasty.
You just need to channel your energy.
236
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,916
Come with me
and you'll grow to make perfect toast.
237
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,458
[growls, hisses]
238
00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:21,791
-[yelps]
-Whoa!
239
00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:25,125
[dramatic music plays]
240
00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,291
[growls] Ya!
241
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,625
-[yelps]
-Whoa!
242
00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:32,125
Yes! You chose me!
243
00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:34,208
-[Toasty grunts]
-[both scream]
244
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:36,666
[evil giggle]
245
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,166
[grunts]
246
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,833
-No!
-[grunts]
247
00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:43,583
[groans]
248
00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:44,666
[gasps]
249
00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,000
[grunting]
250
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:52,541
[gasps] Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you hurt, Max?
251
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,875
Oh, uh... possibly internally.
252
00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,041
[gasps]
253
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,833
What? What is this? What is this?
254
00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,833
Something your father
clearly never gave you.
255
00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:09,333
A hug.
256
00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:13,125
[wails]
257
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:15,125
[coughs]
258
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,875
I'm so cold.
259
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:21,125
Max, you're cold-blooded.
260
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,166
Oh, yeah!
261
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,250
I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
262
00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,541
No, it's our fault.
263
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,750
We let our parenting get in the way
of what's really important.
264
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,375
Perfect breakfast.
265
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:36,458
And us. It's not perfect breakfast
without each other.
266
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,916
Ew, why are you so sweaty?
267
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,625
It's not sweat. [chewing]
268
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,875
I got hungry!
269
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,666
[groans]
270
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,000
[explosion]
271
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:55,083
How many slices do you think he has left?
272
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,250
Hmm. Three.
273
00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,333
But two of those are end pieces
and everyone knows those aren't any good.
274
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,166
[dramatic music plays]
275
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,500
[babbles]
276
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,333
Huh? [grunts]
277
00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,416
Give it up, Toasty,
we have you outnumbered.
278
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,833
[babbles] Huh?
279
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,875
[evil giggle]
280
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:17,666
[grunting]
281
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,125
[yells]
282
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:20,958
[grunts]
283
00:13:21,541 --> 00:13:22,541
[grunts]
284
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,625
[evil giggle]
285
00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:25,666
Where's he going?
286
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,958
[Max]
The Fün der bread factory?
287
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:32,125
Oh, man, he's gonna' love it there.
All the bread he could possibly want.
288
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,750
With that much ammo, he could burn
this whole town to the ground!
289
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:39,625
-[coughs, groans]
-Max, are you gonna be okay?
290
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:42,166
Go get our boy.
291
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,458
[stomach grumbles]
292
00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,541
Aw. Hungy.
293
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,333
Toast!
294
00:13:54,916 --> 00:13:56,416
[eerie music plays]
295
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,333
[evil giggle]
296
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,458
[grunts] Huh?
297
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:15,416
Toasty, please! It's our fault
you're this way, but you don't have to be.
298
00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:19,291
[growls]
299
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:25,291
♪ What's full of wheat germ
And loaded with yeast? ♪
300
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,250
[grunting]
301
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,541
♪ Fün der bread
It's for humans and beasts ♪
302
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:33,291
♪ Makes a good sandwich
But is better as toast ♪
303
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,125
[winces]
304
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:42,291
♪ Because Toasty makes our bread
Tastier than most ♪
305
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,375
[giggles]
306
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:49,666
♪ So Toasty, my Toasty ♪
307
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,791
♪ Put that slice in the slot ♪
308
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:52,791
[giggles]
309
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,291
♪ Toasty, my Toasty ♪
310
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,333
[evil giggle]
311
00:14:58,416 --> 00:14:59,458
Huh?
312
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:04,958
[inhales] ♪ You're the best toaster
We've got ♪ [sniffs]
313
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,916
[wind blows]
314
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,458
[bell tolls]
315
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,250
[dramatic music plays]
316
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,041
It's perfect.
317
00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:33,458
No!
318
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,541
[toaster quacks]
319
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,291
Well, I guess we know why
no one's created a smart toaster.
320
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,791
[both eating loudly]
321
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,916
[both eating loudly]
322
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,000
[eerie music plays]
323
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,791
[evil giggle]
324
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,791
[eerie music plays]