1 00:00:14,458 --> 00:00:16,541 -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh! 2 00:00:19,333 --> 00:00:21,041 See? Everything worked out. 3 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,958 Aw. I wanna be a letter. 4 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:45,625 Now, that was the perfect sleepover. Right, Max? 5 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:47,791 Aw, heck yeah! 6 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:49,666 And I slept like a failed genetic experiment 7 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,750 gifted with human intelligence and voice. 8 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:55,583 Well, that's an oddly specific metaphor, considering that's exactly what you are! 9 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,375 And you're ripping my stuff. 10 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:03,458 But I'm just too gosh-darn thrilled with our perfect sleepover to care! 11 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:08,416 Our game time was perfect. The snacks were perfect. 12 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:11,125 And Mrs. Doubtcar was the perfect movie rental. 13 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,750 Ha, I mean, what a twist! 14 00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:15,916 I know! And his dad was a car the whole time! 15 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:19,291 Hey, I threw it out the window. 16 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:21,541 And now to complete our perfect sleepover... 17 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,541 With perfect breakfast! 18 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:27,208 We got eggies, taters, and to finish it off, 19 00:01:27,291 --> 00:01:30,958 what no breakfast can be complete without: perfect toast! 20 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:34,375 Yeah! 21 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:54,500 Ooh! 22 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:12,000 Our perfect sleepover is ruined! 23 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:16,000 All I wanted was for us to have the perfect sleepover. 24 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:19,416 And you ruined perfect breakfast. 25 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,291 Ooh, ow, ow! 26 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:28,041 I'm sorry, but why do we have to put up with toasters? 27 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:30,041 Even though they have seven different heat levels, 28 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,625 they'll still ignore all of them and burn the bread anyway. 29 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:34,541 Yeah, what's up, toasters? 30 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:38,208 Man hasn't changed the toaster in a hundred years. 31 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,333 How is it that we have every smart appliance 32 00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:44,958 from watches, to refrigerators, but no one's created a smart toaster? 33 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:47,416 Why has no one created a smart toaster? 34 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,791 Because it's our destiny! 35 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:54,208 I may not know exactly how toasters or electricity works, 36 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,208 but I know we must have the technology 37 00:02:56,291 --> 00:03:00,458 to allow the toaster to sense when the bread is at its perfect toast level. 38 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:02,166 Like artificial intelligence. 39 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,625 Yes, like artificial intelligence. 40 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:07,125 Together, we'll create a new, revolutionary toaster. 41 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,416 Yes! 42 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,916 One that can know exactly when the toast is done. 43 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,375 Together, we'll change the world! 44 00:03:16,541 --> 00:03:17,875 Tell 'em like you tell 'em. 45 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:23,333 Now all we need is an AI chip that can make this toaster as smart as that fridge. 46 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:33,083 Great work, Max. 47 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:35,666 Now to change the world. 48 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:42,000 Oh, no, oh, no, what do we do, what do we do?! 49 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:03,125 Hm. So that's how babies are made. 50 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:08,375 Oh. He's... so beautiful. 51 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,458 He has your eyes. 52 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,750 I'm gonna call you Toasty. 53 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:15,666 Aw, he looks like a Toasty. 54 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:19,291 And you're gonna make the best toast the world has ever seen. 55 00:04:27,541 --> 00:04:30,041 Toasty, Toasty, Toasty! 56 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:34,708 Oh, goodbye, perfect Christmas! 57 00:04:34,791 --> 00:04:37,333 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's just a baby. 58 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:40,541 Could you make perfect toast when you were a baby? 59 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,916 Honey, look, we created life. 60 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,541 Interesting. 61 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:52,375 Now let's see how it feels about electrocution. 62 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:58,375 No, you couldn't. 63 00:04:58,458 --> 00:04:59,708 Well, not to worry. 64 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:01,000 If we raise Toasty right, 65 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:04,291 I'm sure he'll grow up to be the perfect, little smart toaster. 66 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:05,875 Isn't that right? 67 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:08,750 Ready when you are, co-dad. 68 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,125 What are you doing? 69 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,250 Being a dad! 70 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:16,833 Subject appears to be alive and of toaster origin. 71 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:20,791 Indeed! Now, come on, Papa-two, it's time for Toasty's first lesson. 72 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:38,000 Ah. 73 00:05:39,916 --> 00:05:42,541 Reacts positively to bad singing. 74 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:44,291 Well, he also likes your cooking. 75 00:05:45,291 --> 00:05:46,583 How fresh! 76 00:05:46,666 --> 00:05:49,000 -Okay, Toasty, let's try this again. 77 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,416 -Mwah. 78 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:53,291 -Aw. 79 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,250 Great job, Toasty! 80 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,291 Failure. 81 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,333 Careful, he'll hear you! 82 00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:17,416 So? 83 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,958 So, hearing he failed can emotionally ruin him 84 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:21,750 and we'll never get great toast. 85 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,833 But why would you try and make better toast, 86 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:27,000 if you're already telling him he's doing the perfect toasty making? 87 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:29,750 You obviously have no idea how to parent. 88 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:33,166 Before a child can succeed, you need to make them believe they can. 89 00:06:33,250 --> 00:06:36,291 No, no, no, no, that's all wrong. 90 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:39,000 First, you stare at them when they're asleep and awake. 91 00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:40,666 You just always stare at them. 92 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,291 Then you put them through rigorous and often painful tests. 93 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:47,083 And most importantly, you only call them by their experiment number 94 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:49,500 to prevent any emotional attachment. 95 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:55,583 Okay, test subject 00001. Let's try that again. 96 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,875 Toasty isn't some experiment that accidentally became sentient. 97 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:01,958 What? 98 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:06,208 This is a living, breathing toaster that we just so happened to give life to. 99 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:09,291 And I'm gonna make sure his life is a happy and healthy one. 100 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:13,916 So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go give Toasty his bath. 101 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,500 Toasty hated his bath. 102 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,125 Oh, what now, he can't catch it because you're the one with the parent issue. 103 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,541 He didn't catch it, the kid doesn't have hands, terrible! 104 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:07,208 Ha? 105 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:42,041 James, this is your fault. 106 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:43,125 The toaster right? 107 00:08:49,208 --> 00:08:52,333 -He's a little baby boy! -Scuba diver's on you! 108 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,375 Man, that montage really messed up our kid. 109 00:09:08,458 --> 00:09:09,541 What are you talking about? 110 00:09:09,625 --> 00:09:12,250 -He's just playing. 111 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:16,500 Either that or Toasty's starting to be negatively affected by our disagreements. 112 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:20,333 See? Science doesn't lie. 113 00:09:20,416 --> 00:09:21,416 Except for the moon landing. 114 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,625 Well, it's your fault we've been arguing. 115 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:26,208 According to my calculations, it's your fault. 116 00:09:26,291 --> 00:09:27,833 See, look, it's in my calculations. 117 00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:29,958 What? I'm the positive parent here. 118 00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:32,541 All you do is put him in positions to fail. 119 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:35,875 Well, maybe he's failing because he takes after you! 120 00:09:35,958 --> 00:09:39,666 How dare you! I've never failed at anything in my life. 121 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,625 Other than choosing you as a friend. 122 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:45,458 Well, maybe we shouldn't be friends. 123 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,791 Well, maybe we shouldn't. 124 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:55,875 Relax. Toasty's just expressing himself. 125 00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,791 -Oh, my car! 126 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,416 He's just living his truth. 127 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,333 -My house! 128 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,166 It's okay, Toasty, you be you. 129 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:07,416 My legs! That toaster took my legs! 130 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,583 I'm all out of platitudes. 131 00:10:08,666 --> 00:10:10,000 Toasty, stop! 132 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,208 Wait, you'll stifle his creativity. 133 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:16,333 What if destroying things could be the key to perfect toast? 134 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,625 Huh? 135 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:25,125 No more playing, Toasty! 136 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,958 Time to come... home? 137 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,583 Ice cream man? 138 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,291 A new phone! Thank you so much, you kind souls-- 139 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,916 Ice cream man! 140 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 -Mail, mail, mail, mail, mail! 141 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,375 Ha! Run, Toasty! 142 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,666 -Hiya! 143 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:57,708 Huh? 144 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,666 Toasty, this behavior is completely unacceptable. 145 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:11,583 Come with me and we'll do more tests on you. 146 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:16,125 Don't listen to him, Toasty. You just need to channel your energy. 147 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,916 Come with me and you'll grow to make perfect toast. 148 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:21,791 -Whoa! 149 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,291 Ya! 150 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,625 -Whoa! 151 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:32,125 Yes! You chose me! 152 00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,833 -No! 153 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:52,541 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Are you hurt, Max? 154 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,875 Oh, uh... possibly internally. 155 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,833 What? What is this? What is this? 156 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:07,833 Something your father clearly never gave you. 157 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:09,333 A hug. 158 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,875 I'm so cold. 159 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:21,125 Max, you're cold-blooded. 160 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:23,166 Oh, yeah! 161 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,250 I'm sorry. This is all my fault. 162 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,541 No, it's our fault. 163 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,750 We let our parenting get in the way of what's really important. 164 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,375 Perfect breakfast. 165 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:36,458 And us. It's not perfect breakfast without each other. 166 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,916 Ew, why are you so sweaty? 167 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,625 It's not sweat. 168 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,875 I got hungry! 169 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:55,083 How many slices do you think he has left? 170 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,250 Hmm. Three. 171 00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,333 But two of those are end pieces and everyone knows those aren't any good. 172 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,333 Huh? 173 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,416 Give it up, Toasty, we have you outnumbered. 174 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,833 Huh? 175 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:25,666 Where's he going? 176 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,958 The Fün der bread factory? 177 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:32,125 Oh, man, he's gonna' love it there. All the bread he could possibly want. 178 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,750 With that much ammo, he could burn this whole town to the ground! 179 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:39,625 -Max, are you gonna be okay? 180 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:42,166 Go get our boy. 181 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,541 Aw. Hungy. 182 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,333 Toast! 183 00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,458 Huh? 184 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:15,416 Toasty, please! It's our fault you're this way, but you don't have to be. 185 00:14:58,416 --> 00:14:59,458 Huh? 186 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,041 It's perfect. 187 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:33,458 No! 188 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,291 Well, I guess we know why no one's created a smart toaster.