I see you!
I'm gonna get you!
Where'd she go? Boo!
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you. Ah?
Did you see where Katie went? Oh, no.
Look at those two...
laughing and giggling.
That is some pure love right there.
I gotcha!
I should know because that pipsqueak
with the wide eyes and pouty lips, that's me.
And the badass hottie? That's my mom.
She met my father at a juice bar near Copacabana.
He was the life of the party, and she was up for anything.
They got hitched, I got hatched,
and pretty soon after, he got lost.
But, my mom said it was no big deal
because we would always have each other.
♪ I'll get ya I'll get ya one way... ♪
Yep. I always knew how good I had it.
And I wasn't gonna let anything screw it up.
Not even pure unadulterated love.
Oh, please! I don't even know this guy's last name.
♪ Oh I behaved ♪
♪ Got it made ♪
♪ Little sexual ♪
♪ For your taste ♪
♪ Let's go out tonight... ♪
Venice...
and garlic.
Nice combo.
♪ Out of spite ♪
♪ We go hard ♪
Off in the sea. It's so pretty.
What's the shelf life for cake?
Fridge or freezer?
Left on the counter, three days.
Oh! You could try grocery shopping.
-That sounds judgey. -I was going for maternal.
Hey, were you in the city last night?
Find My Friends is for emergencies only.
Was he cute?
-Firefighter. -Hot!
Hey, do you want sushi Thursday?
Sure. What are you working on?
I am still editing this travel cookbook.
I mean, this woman has eaten
in 88 different countries.
I can barely make it to the local diner.
Where should we go?
Italy? Spain?
Best travel buddy ever. Are you sponsoring?
-I'll pick up a meal or two. -I'm in.
So, firefighter...
-Love you. -Love you, more.
♪ Move before my hands ♪
♪ All across the... ♪
I love these two.
You love the idea of these two.
-I give it two years, tops. -Huh!
♪ And you won't be the same ♪
♪ Let us do it ♪
♪ So stand up stand up ♪
♪ And party... ♪
Mm-mm, no, no.
Flowers are fine.
Please tell me you have an extra.
♪ Party... ♪
This was my extra.
When are you gonna perform again, Tommy?
He's still traumatized by that stint in D.C.
He's still traumatized by the eighth grade.
Gotta get back up on the horse sometime.
You only live once, right?
-Giddy up! Giddy up! -Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Hold on. Hold on.
Ohh!
I'm out, ladies. There's another bad day for uniforms.
Will you tell your grown ass daughter
to do her own damn shirts?
- My baby needs me. - Uh!
See if she can play next week.
Kathy's getting her hip replaced.
No, she's getting her knee replaced. I have the hip.
-I love you, Aunt Marci. -Mm-mm-mm.
It says she's here.
Ah! Yes!
- Ooh! - Aaah!
Ha-ha! I brought one for each of you.
Hey, Aunt Marci wants you to sub-in at cards next week.
I'm not ready to give up on life just yet.
What's that? Curling iron?
-A chiropractor. -Gross.
-Ew. True. -Living, breathing human here.
Okay, so, one of the groomsmen is recently divorced,
and the bride's brother is a lawyer
with really good hair.
-Oh! Hey. -Hey, Diane.
The lamb's extra juicy tonight.
-Yeah. Oh. -Ooh! Baah!
Hey, guys, table fourteen, tan suit.
- Oh! - Hmm!
-She's good. -Mm-hm.
-You are good. -I just know what you want.
-Hm. And what is that? -Janie, you want a puppy.
-Adorable, doting, and loyal. -Yes, very true.
Kate wants a carnival goldfish.
Shiny, immediate, and temporary.
Mm. And what do you want?
I'm good. I've got everything I need.
Oh, she didn't ask what you need,
she asked what do you want.
If I wanted anything, it would be a unicorn.
But they don't actually exist, so I'm good.
-I'm gonna miss this, ladies. -Oh.
-Bullshit! -Bullshit!
- Bullshit. - Hey, you guys.
-Muah! Bye. -Shh! Come on!
-She needs a boyfriend. -She has plenty of those.
One that lasts more than six weeks.
It cranked fine before.
Till I got here.
What's the problem?
I don't know. I don't know.
Do I look like I know anything about cars?
Cars are just like people. They like to be understood.
Okay.
Not so much about fixing it as understanding it...
Or in your case, unlocking the steering wheel.
-Take care. -All right, then.
Let's get out of here.
-Nice board. -Oh, thank you.
So, do you just like...
paddle out and sit?
Paddle out and SUP.
Stand Up Yoga. It's a thing.
- Hm. - Picked it up in Australia.
Sounds complicated.
Well, easy is boring.
Hey, are you married?
How old are you?
Oh, no.
Um, I definitely have daddy issues,
but I'm not interested in sleeping with someone
to address them.
Hm.
This is my mom.
I think you two might hit it off.
Your mom? Ah!
Did this just get weird?
Well, I think it just got interesting.
Right.
Well, uh, see you around.
-Have a good evening. -Okay.
Was that Triple A?
I think that was a unicorn.
I want you to feel your breath coming in
through your nose...
and slowly releasing out...
through your mouth.
-She hasn't responded. -Holy co-dependence.
You can return to this throughout the day whenever
you need to reset.
I've barely seen her whole month.
She canceled Thursday dinner last week.
Book deadline?
-Man of the moment? -One or the other.
Well, whatever it is, sure won't last long.
Uh!
Mm.
Ooh!
Are you tan?
Hamptons.
Who? What? When?
Businessman.
What kind of business exactly?
Well, he was all up in my business last month.
Shhh!
Mm.
Are we on for dinner tomorrow?
Oh!
Yes.
Thursday.
I'll order Chinese.
I don't know how we missed this last time.
Honestly, I'm surprised you're not purring.
-Ow! -This is a full blown whisker.
I've to change laundry.
What time did you order the food?
Umm...
Kate's...
Hmm.
- Oh, no. - What?
Is the driver lost? I mean,
how many times have we ordered from that place?
Oh, no. Um, you know what?
I... actually have... Oh! I have a headache.
-Oh, I'll get some Advil. -No!
Uh, I'm just gonna go upstairs and, you know, rest.
-Um, let's do a rain check. -Okay.
I'll just finish my laundry and head out.
No, no! I'll do it. I'll do it.
- I need shirts for the weekend. - Yeah.
I'll bring them by...
after work.
Okay, what's going on?
Ugh!
Someone's coming.
What? Who?
-The businessman. -Oh!
-Is he stalking you? -No.
No. He's actually...
really smart and-and funny and, and handsome and...
I think you'd like him.
He's, he's more of a inventor than he's a businessman--
-Mom. -He's...
I wanna meet him.
-Right. Sorry. -Yeah.
-I told him that. Basically. -So, what? It's an ambush?
Ahh-ahh!
-It's the food. -Ah...
Okay, here, you take the money,
take the food, take it all and run.
Okay? Here.
Hurry!
Sixty, right?
Fifty-eight, actually. But I won't take it personal.
-On the house. Hello, Diane. -Hello.
The delivery guy?
The inventor. Uh, Kate, Bruce. Bruce, Kate.
But I-I think you two, actually, already know each other.
Triple A.
Yes, I followed the delivery guy.
Okay. Well, you two have fun.
-Oh. No, she was just leaving. -Oh-oh! No, no, no. Not so fast.
- So, how's Penelope? - Good.
- Who's Penelope? - Juicy.
Their kiss at the Eiffel Tower?
Chapter five.
I called that.
A new memoir just came in.
Um, American woman in Paris. Lots of lovers.
-We should go to Paris. -We should.
-Ah... You-you can come, too. -You didn't think I'd call, huh?
I guess I just didn't really give it much thought.
I guess I did. And I thought, what the hell.
And it's been a hell of a six weeks so far.
- Six weeks? - Mm-hm.
Six weeks? It's already been six weeks?
Yes. It's been six weeks.
Yeah, it's six weeks.
I'm, uh, guessing a tiger.
- Origami something. - No?
- Oh, a swan. - Ah. Solid guess.
-A flower. -Oh!
-Oh, it gets me every time. -Very nice.
Kate's amazing with flowers.
Oh! I have one.
-Oh, this is good. -Okay. Okay.
Prepare to be a beast!
-A what? -Oh!
How did you do that?
Okay. All right. I don't really have one.
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
I do. I have one.
-Watch this. -What's happening?
That's my mom. Why are you...
-Oh! Oh! -Hm!
Oh! Oh!
That...
is an amazing trick.
No, sorry. Mom wins. Apple always wins.
Love the apple. Can't beat the apple.
Oh!
This was fun.
It was.
It was very nice re-meeting you, Bruce.
-Oh. And you. -Hm.
Oh.
Yes.
Right. Okay.
Okay, bye.
-Bye. -Bye.
I think she digs me.
- She thinks you're nuts. - She may be right.
So, will you marry me?
Oh, my God!
Don't... Don't do that. Don't do that.
I have never been this...
comfortable, happy...
Oh, my God! I know... I think I have you.
This is crazy.
Hey, Siri, call Janie.
Hi!
I just had dinner with the businessman.
Ew! Why?
Remember Triple A? Same guy.
Stop!
-Yeah. -That's why she's been so MIA.
- How long's it been? - Six weeks.
I think she feels kinda bad for the guy.
He seems nice. And he has no idea what's coming.
They never do.
Ooh. I found what I was looking for.
Okay, bye.
Hi.
Hey, Siri, text mom.
Uh, forgot my laundry. Be there in five.
- What the... - Oh, my God!
Please be a gift card. Please be a gift card.
-Please be a gift card. -Oh... Oh, my God! Oh!
Katie?
Katie! Look!
I couldn't do it until we met again.
Like, ten minutes ago.
You know what we need?
-Champagne! -Okay. I'm on it.
Are you crazy? That's an engagement ring!
-I know. Can you believe it? -Listen. It's okay.
We can fix this. You know... Mom, mom. Look at me.
It's been six weeks. It is time you run for the hills.
-I don't think I want to. -Of course, you do.
You don't wanna get married. You cherish your freedom.
And, yes, it'll be hard for him at first, but he'll get over it.
Oh, my God. Wait.
-Are you sick? -No, Katie, no, no.
-Just calm down. -Are you broke?
Listen. Let me have it. Whatever it is I can handle.
Katie, I want this.
Is he blackmailing you?
-No... -Flutes?
Uh, bottom cabinet, on the left, behind the bar.
Katie, I get it.
This is a shock, okay?
And in retrospect, maybe I should have mentioned him
a little bit more, but, to be honest,
I didn't really know where it was going--
I'll tell you where this is going. Nowhere.
But now, it makes complete sense
as to why he was so pushy, and kind of
insisted on meeting you.
I mean, it's actually kind of sweet.
Mom, please, think about what you are saying.
I'm in love.
What?
I'm in love.
Oh, wow, wow!
That feels so good
to be able to say.
I-I wasn't really looking for it,
but I guess that's probably the way it goes, right?
You, when you are least expecting--
To, to Katie,
who set this all in motion.
Don't blame this on me.
Okay.
That's done. Here we go.
Damn it, Jeep!
Okay.
We are okay. We are okay.
- Hey, Siri. Call Janie. - Calling Janie.
Hi! You've reached Janie. Leave a message.
Okay.
You are okay.
This is fine.
You can handle this.
I can handle this. Yeah.
I was a eighth grade girl once.
Am I gonna meditate right now? I think I'm gonna meditate.
Okay. Here we go. In through the nose...
out through the mouth.
In through the nose...
out through the mouth...
- My freaking luck! - Oh...
-Ow! -Oh, my God! Are you okay?
-You almost killed me! -I know. I'm sorry, I was...
- On your phone? - No.
-I saw you talking. What? -I was meditating.
- I was meditating. - I-I can't hear you.
I was meditating.
You were meditating in the car?
I know. I just started. It's not really working.
-Really helping... Ow! -Oh, God!
-Are you drunk? -I wish.
-These are sharp. -Yeah. I hadn't noticed.
I'm... I'm sorry, but you came out of nowhere.
And you're basically camouflaged.
There's a trail right there.
You should wear something more visible.
I'm sorry, are saying that this is my fault?
-No, but... -But what? I should...
Wear a construction vest next time?
You know, wave a flag, flashing light?
I don't know.
Maybe.
You're right. I'm sorry. I should be the one apologizing.
No. There is an urgent care in Columbia. Come.
No, it's okay. They are just scratches, really.
I'm Josh.
This is the part where you tell me your name. Maybe.
Are you gonna sue me?
No, but you can buy me a drink, hm?
-Are you serious? -Yes.
-Fine. Kate. -Yeah?
One drink.
All right.
-So why the meditation? -Ugh!
My mom just got engaged.
Wow. Daughter of the bride. That's cool.
As in, cool, not cool. You know, obviously.
-Have you been to Dylan's? -You live around here?
Yeah, I'm on Ashland. Do you know the, uh, the frog mailbox?
That's me.
What's-what's wrong? Do you hate amphibians?
I didn't buy it. It-it came with the house.
No? You just... What? Sober?
-Married? -Uh-uh.
We're neighbors.
Ah!
I'm sorry. What am I missing?
Let's say we get that drink at our mutual favorite spot.
I'm all freaked out because my mom's about to marry
a complete stranger, and a little shaken from
almost committing vehicular manslaughter.
You're spooked because you were nearly the victim
of said crime, and not at all thinking clearly.
-I'm fine though. Really. -One drink turns into three.
We flirt, swap stories, swap spit.
-Maybe it's awesome. -It is. Awesome.
-Maybe sloppy. -Now who've you been talking to?
We go out a few more times. Then, around date three or four,
we realize the initial chemistry has worn off.
Normally, that's fine,
because we'd just ignore each other's texts
and never see each other again, but that's not likely since
we live just a few blocks apart and share the same local bar.
And, well, the thing is, I really like my apartment.
So, unless you're willing to move,
I say we call this whole thing off.
You think there's chemistry.
-That's what you got from this? -Mm-hm. All right.
Those were all very valid points. But what if,
we go, we get a couple of drinks, we swap stories,
swap spit and we discover... you know,
we have a few things in common other than our zip code.
We thoroughly established that neither one of us
is a serial killer and, in fact, we're...
moderately well-suited for each other.
And then, you know, fast forward a bit,
we're telling stories about the night we met...
you almost mowed down your future husband.
Or boyfriend of six months. But either way, that is a classic...
win-win scenario.
You have issues.
I'm an optimist.
Josh...
sorry for the near death experience.
Kate...
good luck with the wedding.
She thinks she's in love.
- Maybe she is. - Janie, there's a ring.
Okay. It's the second ring
that you need to be worried about.
Do you really think she's gonna go through with it?
-You're right. -Mm-hm.
You are totally right.
-I love you! Muah! -Now, try this.
Breathe in...
breathe out.
Yeah, that, that doesn't work.
Well, just try. See. They are doing it.
♪ Step on up take your best shot ♪
♪ Fire all all you got ♪
♪ Don't delay keep in everything ♪
♪ We're rising up to the top ♪
♪ We'll never give up ♪
♪ We'll never back down ♪
♪ Keep on moving won't stop ♪
♪ We're in this together ♪
♪ Bring in everything we're ready to shine ♪
♪ Ain't giving up tonight ♪ ♪ Oh oh ♪
♪ We're in this together ♪
♪ Light and fire out in the high ♪
♪ Bringing in home tonight ♪
Oh! Smells delicious.
It's from the cookbook you were editing.
You-you left the manuscript out.
-Is this meat? -You don't eat meat?
You didn't tell me she didn't eat meat.
No, I do, but she doesn't.
Well, actually, we were at Bruce's friends
last week grilling...
After sky diving.
You jumped out of a plane without telling me?
Well, I-I-I didn't wanna worry you.
And I don't know if it was like,
a adrenaline rush or what.
Or the ribs that had been marinating for three days.
You ate ribs?
It was like a primal instinct.
So, all that stuff about the cute fluffy animals--
Oh-oh-oh. It was organic and grass fed.
They still kill them, you know.
Well, you've been trying to get me to eat meat for years.
I'm pushing for lamb chops at the wedding.
We want to get married, black tie at The Legacy Castle.
Hm. Sounds expensive.
If I don't fly first class, my son-in-law will.
- You have kids? - No.
It's just an expression.
Anyway, Miriam is going to give us a tour next week.
Don't you think you're more of a sundress
in the backyard kind of bride?
I eloped the first time around, this time, I think it'd be
so much fun to just, like, do it big.
Of course, it is booked through next September.
-Oh! Bummer. -That's okay.
It'll just give us more time to plan it.
Who?
You and me.
Doesn't every mother dream about
planning a wedding with their daughter?
-I always have. -No, you haven't.
Well, I dreamt about it last night.
Don't you think this is all moving a little fast?
Katie, I know this is right for me.
Just like you knew it was right with the
pharmacist who turned out to be a drug dealer?
I had no idea. I was having so much fun until he got arrested.
That part wasn't fun. Okay? Listen, I know.
I know, I swore
I would never again sleep with someone who snores.
And God knows, I didn't want a share a bathroom with somebody,
but I-I realized that's why they created ear plugs,
and second bedrooms.
Katie, when it's right, you just work it out.
I'm gonna introduce you to Evan McMillan.
I don't need you to set me up.
Come on, you set me up. Look what happened.
Exactly. Since when do you subscribe to this
societal dictation that we need to couple up?
I don't. But it is nice to have someone to share things with.
Hello! You have me.
Kate, do you really wanna be naked in a hot spring with me?
Hm?
We can't be everything for each other all the time.
Is this one of your Tinder rejects?
No. He works with Dr. Markow.
You want to set me up with your gynecologist?
He's not my gynecologist.
He looks at hoo-haas for a living.
Well, he is an expert in his field.
-No, won't do it. -Come on. He's a catch.
-Think about it? -Hmm, still no.
So, do I start therapy now, or wait for it to fully explode?
Um, who is that?
Crash victim.
You'd like him.
Yeah.
Kate.
-As predicted. -We meet again.
I, ah, you know...
-Josh, Janie. -Hi.
Now, that would be perfect for walking the trail.
Yes. That's actually why I bought it.
-Oh, you are a doctor? -Optometrist.
An optimistic optometrist?
I-I do see things clearly through rose-colored glasses.
You just come up with that?
No, years in the making.
Wanna join us?
I-I would love to. Um...
-I'm just picking up my supper. -Mm.
But I guess I will be seeing you around, after all.
Don't.
I'm sure Kate has told you already,
but we can accommodate up to 200 guests.
Oh. Would you excuse me a moment?
This place is so fabulously over the top.
It's perfect. What do you think?
Well, if you love it, I love it.
So, July 11th just called off their wedding.
I have several couples on the waiting list,
but you guys are family, so say the word, and it's yours.
- This July? - Yeah. 7-11.
-It's a very lucky date. -But that's in three weeks.
-Can we even do that? -No. No. No.
No, you don't have a dress, a photographer or an officiant.
-We were hoping you'd officiate. -Hm?
And do the flowers, of course.
Oh, now, that is lovely.
Three weeks?
Let's do it!
Get in here. Get in there.
I cannot believe we are actually doing this.
I know. I mean, three months ago,
I was dodging calls from a guy in Texas named Smokey.
-Don't ask. -Now look at you!
Ready to have and to hold, through thick and thin,
sickness and health,
rain, sleet, snow, till death do you part.
-No? -No.
Come on.
Welcome, and congratulations! Are you so excited?
This is the best part. Some water or...
Okay, you're nervous, huh? Don't be.
Nothing makes a girl feel more beautiful,
feminine, confident, graceful, and powerful
than a wedding dress.
-Hmm! Really? -Mm-mm.
Not financial autonomy?
Or being appointed at the Supreme Court?
Becoming an astronaut.
-Record going platinum? Mm. -Ooh! Good one.
Oh, no, no. They are really...
They're beautiful dresses, they are. They're...
- So pretty. - Mm.
Do you have a particular style in mind?
Column, mermaid, princess?
Ooh. How about a mermaid princess?
Oh, I have just the one! Let's get your measurements.
Uh, uh, mom...
I want to get you into the right bra.
The undergarments lay the foundation--
Mom!
Oh!
Oh.
Shit!
Oh, ah... okay.
-Hmm, I really need this job. -No, no, no.
It's okay. I probably should've said something.
Yeah, I just assumed since you're...
I mean, I shouldn't have assumed.
It's just that, you're the perfect age, so...
You know, we get so many mothers and daughters
and it's just usually like... Shut up, Hailey!
-Shut up, right? -Don't worry about it.
You must be so happy for your mom.
-Oh, I am. -Thank you, sweetheart.
I mean, after all those years being on her own,
she finally has someone to cuddle with
on the couch night after night.
They can stroll through the farmer's market,
nibbling on organic kale...
start all of their sentences with
"us" and "we."
And, on rainy days, they can stay in and do puzzles
and make s'mores in the fireplace.
Because, no matter what, he will always be there.
-Aww. -Kate.
I remember all those stories you used to
tell me about marriage when I was younger.
Okay, Katie, that's en...
That how draining and suffocating it could be.
That's true.
How it sucks away your identity
and how the monotony can be totally unbearable.
- True. - But here we are.
Ring on your finger, love in your heart.
I'm so glad you finally realized
that none of that stuff you told me is true anymore.
Me too.
-Who needs a drink? -Me!
-So, you're not married? -Oh.
Hard pass.
We should set her up with Kevin! What's your number?
I'm texting him right now.
-Oooh! -Ooh!
- So, what do you think, huh? - Oh!
- Oh, that's pretty. - Mmm.
You promised power and confidence. Do better.
You're right. I'm so sorry.
You've been married before, right?
How do you know this time will last?
Till death do us part is a really long time.
Longer for some than others.
Mm.
I just know my life will be better with him in it.
♪ Can you feel it moving? ♪
♪ It's got me moving ♪ ♪ I can feel it ♪
♪ It's got me moving... ♪
I love it.
♪ I can feel it it's got me moving ♪
♪ It got me moving ♪ ♪ I can feel it ♪
♪ It's got me moving ♪
Oh! Now, that's...
a dress.
Wow!
That is gorgeous!
It's... it's too much, isn't it?
I told you it was too much. Just come help me...
-Uh-uh. -I look like...
Like a giant marshmallow cloud.
-You could say it, go ahead. -You look beautiful.
Well, maybe you should go get me the other one.
-Maybe that's better for me. -Mom!
It's perfect.
Let's try a veil.
Oh, my God.
-Here we are! -Okay.
- Oh! - Oh!
Mmm!
Now it's too much.
- Mm-hm. - Yeah.
Oh, here. Can you keep this for me, sweetheart?
-Yeah. -You've gotta take it home.
-Because, he can't see it. -All right.
You know? I mean, it's bad luck
if the groom sees the bride's dress.
Seat belt, sweetheart. You good?
And we're off, like a herd of turtles.
Never have I met two people so different,
yet so well suited for each other.
Their love is everlasting.
Their love is sacred.
-I don't think I could do that. -You'll be great.
It's your mom.
Can an officiant object to the wedding?
Since we spoke all of this, I was like, I'm done!
-Ah! Congratulations. -That was so freaking romantic.
Thanks. Okay, my cousin Jim really wants to meet you.
He's been divorced, but the marriage was so short.
Like... I don't even think it counts.
-Hmm. -What about Chucks?
Hmm.
Oh. I like that pairing so much better.
Uh, Ben was my college roommate. Not afraid of commitment.
Good job, great parents.
-But? -Why is there always a "but?"
Actually, he's got a really good butt.
-But, his butt lives in Boston. -Uh!
-There you go. -You know what? Whatever!
I want to introduce you to him.
-Okay. -Come on.
♪ You're all that I want ♪
♪ You're all that I need ♪
♪ You can count on me ♪
♪ I won't let you down ♪
♪ Honey you will see ♪
♪ You can count on me ♪
♪ I won't let you down ♪
♪ Honey you will see ♪
♪ You can count on me ♪
Hm.
♪ Well you got something special ♪
♪ Never seen in my life ♪
♪ Lighting up my world make a future bride ♪
♪ Say hey hey ♪
♪ So now whenever you're with me ♪
♪ I got everything I need ♪
♪ When I'm with you ♪
♪ I get happy ♪
♪ When I'm with you ♪
♪ I get happy ♪
♪ When I'm with you ♪
♪ I get happy... ♪
Whoo!
♪ I got everything I need ♪
♪ So get happy ♪
- Hey, Murat. - Hey, congratulations.
- I help you with that. - No, no.
Okay. Okay. Okay, hold on.
Oh, God!
Get off me! Get off...
Okay. Okay. Calm...
Shit, shit, shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Oh!
Whoop!
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
-Hey! -Hello!
Well, now who's the optimist?
-Is now a bad time or? -Oh, uh...
-Mostly for the chicken, um... -Oh.
Can I come in?
Yeah, yeah, of course. No, I'm sorry, I...
-I'm just gonna... I'll just... -Um...
-Uh. -Right. Uh-uh. I, um...
-Hi. -Hi.
-Here, l-let me help you out. -Yeah, that would be...
If you just kind of give it a good kick.
Yeah. Oh! Oh, that's my slipper.
-Oh, God! Oh, God! -Hold on.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You good? - Yep.
You know you can buy chicken already butchered, right?
Yeah, but where is the fun in that?
Why-why is this zipper so small?
Oh, it's meant to be invisible. Oh, let's go to the light.
Oh, all right, okay.
-Okay. What are you making? -Yeah. Uh, chicken paillard.
I, uh, I challenged myself to cook
six days a week for six months.
Ambitious.
-Oh, don't pull. -Sorry, sorry.
I'm trying to be careful.
-Do... do-do you cook? -Uh, no.
No, I-I-I mostly eat at work.
All right, so are you an actor or writer...
post grad?
I-I just thought catering was, you know,
side hustle or gateway job.
- Gateway to what? - You-you tell me.
-What, what gets you going? -Is it warm in here?
It's like, feels a little warm, right?
Are you okay? Do you want some water?
-I'll get you some water. -No, it's okay, just...
-Wanna get it off. Yeah. -Okay.
I... I don't wanna tear it, though.
It's okay. You know what? Just pull it.
You expressly told me not to pull it though.
-Do it! Do it, now! -Okay. Um, are you sure?
-Fine. All right, there! -Oh!
I'm a doctor, it's okay.
What are these?
My favorite thermals?
I mean, they were all the rage. Circa 2015.
I respect the confidence. Although, it does feel
a little cliche wearing your clothes.
Well, I am...
trying to impress my neighbors, so...
I quite like it.
-Have you considered watering? -Uh, yes.
I have considered it. I, uh... I have something for you.
All right. Come on. Through here.
-Okay. -Right, yeah.
Uh... Here, this magic bag.
-Ah! -Oh, God, right, okay, so...
We've got a wide selection of threads, mum.
-Oh. -We have the crimson red.
The navy blue. Or, my personal favorite, brown.
-No, white? -Nope.
Something borrowed, something blue?
-I love it, genius. -I'll get that.
Do you mind just holding it?
-Yes. -Okay. Thanks.
Thank you.
So, what about that drink?
When this goes south, the pub is mine.
Well, hold on, not so fast.
Are you sure? I'm really good.
You can't be good at Rochambeau.
I accept that challenge.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
It's okay, you can have the bar in the basement.
Sad bar?
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Have you been in there? It's a self fulfilling prophecy.
Okay, tiebreaker, hmm?
Oh, it's okay.
Guess, we'll have to make this work.
Mm.
-Thank you. -Mm-hm.
-The usual. -Oh. Thank you. Thank you.
-What is that? -So cool. Vodka lemonade.
- It's pink. - Yeah. And delicious.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
So...
-Kate. -Hmm.
Is the fiance an absolute twit?
My mom is not really big on commitment.
And you?
-That's direct. -Yeah.
Guess, I've just never really seen it work out that well.
My parents have been married for 40 years.
That explains a lot.
What are their names? Your, uh, mom and fiance?
Diane and Bruce, why?
Diane and Bruce. Diane and Bruce.
What's happening? What are you doing?
-You're a genius. -What's going on?
-What? -Deuce.
-Bam! Deuce. -What's a...
What's Deuce?
It's-it's-it's their super couple name.
Come on, you know, you have... Bennifer.
-Kimye. Brangelina. -But they're not a super couple.
Well, they are now with that.
I mean, come on, wedding hashtag "Deuce."
That's the best one I've... I think I've ever come up with.
That's all.
You're a dork.
I will, I will take that as a compliment.
With my pink lemonade. Hmm.
It's like an, it's like an Uber service.
All right, there, this one.
-Uh! Delivery! -Oh. Five stars. Thank you.
Five stars.
I'll trade you for the dress.
-Yeah. -I was-I wasn't gonna ask.
It's her.
Right there. Right there.
Oh. Mm.
Hi!
Okay. Um, thank you.
Anytime.
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Do you think catering is a gateway job?
Catering? Well, it's hardly your life's passion.
Is being a book editor your life's passion?
I happen to enjoy it. Plus, that job got you through college.
Why? Are you thinking of a change?
I don't know, just asking.
Hah! Hey, we've got that game night,
and tasting at the Legacy Castle next week.
Do you want me to invite Evan McMillan?
Vino with the gyno? No, thanks.
I'll check with Janie. She loves that stuff.
What's that?
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
You're selling our house?
Well, I've been thinking about it for a really long time.
You didn't tell me. Why didn't you tell me?
I was waiting for the right moment.
I didn't find it. Katie...
I don't need all this space anymore.
Plus, the realtor thinks I can get a really good deal.
It's our house. That's my tree.
Aw.
But you haven't lived here for a really long time.
Plus, I am gonna be able to start
writing again and traveling.
Don't sell.
Rent it out, you know, just...
-Just in case. -Katie.
I know this is a lot to stomach. But now is the time.
It is a seller's market. Plus, Bruce is on the lake.
So that would be a very nice change for both of us.
You, dirty canasta. I'll get you next time.
-No, no, no, no, no. -That is showing off.
-You're such a show off. -Un, deux, trois.
I told Bruce that if he doesn't impress you guys, he's out.
- Damn straight. - Well...
You do seem like a nice guy.
But, it's time we beat your ass.
- Oh! - Oh, yes!
Tasting with my mom Thursday night.
I know the whole thing's super cheesy, but food's good.
And alcohol's free.
Well, I would, but...
Ben's coming.
-Who? -Chucks.
Really?
You know I'd dropped everything,
but he already booked his ticket.
Ask crash victim.
He was cute.
Mmm. I want this.
Caramel, pecan.
-This has... -Chocolate.
-And this? -Mmm.
Someone has a date.
- Hi. - Hi, Katie.
-Hi. -Hi.
-Oh. -How are you?
Uh, mom, Bruce. This is Josh, my neighbor.
Ah, so, the infamous Deuce.
-It's a pleasure to meet you. -How do you do?
- Deuce? - Yeah.
- Deuce. - You'll get there.
Diane, Bruce, Deuce.
-I get it, clever. -Oh!
-Clever, clever, clever. -I know.
-Oh, wow, these are good. -Oh.
Scrumptious, wait... Is that cardamom?
Yeah, I think with touch of cinnamon.
- Maybe. - Oh, yeah.
All right. You guys ready for some
fun and games in the ballroom?
- Yeah. - So, where are you from?
I... Well, see, I was born in Derbyshire...
Left foot, blue!
Left foot, blue, that's an easy one.
- What about those two? - Oh, kinky for sure.
Y-y-you can't know that.
Eyebrow piercing, leather bracelet.
I bet he's wearing her underwear.
Right foot, blue.
Wow! How did you know that?
I dated him.
-Really? -No!
-Years of practice. -Hmm, right.
Your turn.
High school sweethearts, right?
Once a week. Missionary position.
- Never on Sundays. Mm-hm. - Bleak.
Okay. You're next.
Welcoming you! Yes, divas! Here we go.
- Whoo! You're going down. - Here we go.
Let's start with right foot, blue.
Right foot, blue, okay.
Left foot, yellow.
- Ah! - You got it. You got...
-He likes you. -You sound surprised.
-Where'd you meet? -Prison.
Oh, I thought he looked familiar.
Just give him a chance, would ya?
- No promises. - Right hand, green.
Right hand, green.
Oh! While you're down there...
we should do this on our honeymoon.
Winner's the one who doesn't end up in the hospital, huh?
And now, we're gonna do left hand, red.
- Left hand, red. - Ah!
-You're pretty flexible. -I do yoga.
Ah, too bad we're in public.
Too bad my mom's right behind you.
Right hand, yellow.
Pace yourself, kid.
No big gestures, no advanced plans.
Get through the thorns, and you might get some nectar.
- And, she likes pancakes. - Left foot, yellow.
-Any kids? Drugs? -No. No! No!
-Jail time? -No.
Anything you want to disclose, now's the time.
Uh...
I cheated in my third grade Geography test.
You cheat on her, I kill you.
Right hand, blue.
-My mom's all in. -Uh, I hope so.
-She's a strong woman. -I... That's what I love.
You hurt her, I'll mess you up.
Good to know.
Right foot, blue.
-You're a good sport. -Yeah, you owe me, big time.
-I bet I can repay you. -I-I like the sound of that.
Right foot, green.
That's gonna be hard for you guys.
Oh, man.
We're gonna mix up these couples here.
You might not leave with who you came in with.
Maya?
- Josh! - Left foot, blue.
Uh...
Are you getting married?
Ah, no, you-you?
Left hand, yellow.
My sister, her fiance got sick, I'm in filling up.
Oh, my G... Good for her, isn't it?
- You look good. - Left foot, blue.
You do look good.
-Yeah? -Ah!
I should get the wedding dress.
- Yes, the dress. - Maybe later.
Yes, later's good. Yes.
What?
Twister injury.
'Cause you were trying so hard to impress "the legs."
Legs?
-Oh, yeah, college girlfriend. -Hm.
It's been a while.
Everyone gets a nickname.
Actually...
what's mine?
Crash victim.
You've gotta work on that.
-You should probably go. -Mm-hm.
Right.
Looks good, looks good, looks good.
Oh, good morning. Uh, I don't have eggs.
But I-I do have cereal, bananas, apples,
nuts, which in all sincerity, might be bird feed.
Um, but I'm absolutely sure I can recreate this little
tart from last night, so I say I could pop down to the store,
pick up some ingredients and we could make ours at some point.
By the way, do you have regular days
on and off at The Legacy Castle?
I work weekdays, but I'm thinking
I could maybe switch to, switch to Tuesdays.
I'm really sorry, but I, I kinda need to go.
All right.
Of course.
Crap. That's my mom's car.
I will start charging rent.
Come on.
Mom?
Well, well. Lucky be a lady last night.
I hope you worked up an appetite.
What's going on?
Oh, I just got you some groceries.
-You were running really low. -Mom!
Katie, I know how upset you've been lately
with all the changes that have been happening.
-Why is there a suitcase? -With Bruce.
-And with the wedding? And... -What happened to Bruce?
Oh, no, no, it's all good.
The house, sold!
-Amazing! -Ah!
But they've only given us, like, a week to clear...
-A week? -Completely. Yeah!
I know, fast, right?
So I-I put all the big stuff over at Bruce's
and I just brought my clothing and my toiletries over here.
I see that, why?
Katie.
I think it would be good for us to spend some
quality time together before the wedding.
Hm? Come here.
-Just us? -Just us. Yes.
No Bruce.
Just us.
♪ Oh baby ♪
Katie!
♪ Every time I see you smile ♪
Rise and shine!
♪ My heart goes... ♪
♪ I know ♪
♪ Wrapped around your finger ♪
♪ Hold me tight ♪
♪ ...kiss you baby... ♪
-Ah! Oh, God! -Ah!
Okay.
Oh, Betty.
Isn't Great Uncle Larry dead?
Oh. Maybe.
Ooh, I should check with Aunt Marci.
If he is, that certainly helps with seating.
Oh!
-How's Josh? -Uh, past ways drunker.
I dig the accent.
Hm, just having fun, like you suggested.
-So, are we inviting him? -No.
Okay. Oh, speaking of Aunt Marci,
she wants to get together tomorrow night.
Are you tricking me into playing canasta?
No, honey, she just wants a nice, quiet family meal.
Well, that's a...
- What in the worl-- - Surprise!
Oh, my, gosh! Oh, my, gosh!
-What is all of this? -This is a penis.
- Aunt Marci! - Come on.
We have all kinds of penis delights.
Oh, my, God! Blue balls, penises...
I've never seen so many penises.
-Ow! -I feel like I'm back in Vegas.
Thirty years ago.
I taught you that move.
It's a good move.
Whoo!
And whatever! Get it, get it.
- Come on, Katie. - Come on, Katie.
- Katie. - Come on.
-All right. -Come on, girl. Come on.
-A one, two, three, go! -Boom!
-One, two, three... -Boom!
-Ooh! -Whoo!
Shake it, girl!
And guys.
-Turn the music down. -Wait, wait, wait.
-Turn the music down. -Hi. I'm so sorry, we...
Don't turn it down.
-I'm here to turn things up. -Um...
Don't make me pull out my baton.
♪ Call my name hit me ♪
♪ No tag weapon with me ♪
♪ Sliding through the cake box ♪
♪ No damn cooking in it ♪
♪ Ain't no simp... ♪
-Ah! -Oh, yeah, baby!
♪ My account mix through ♪
- My eyes! - Give to me! Give to me!
- Oh-oh! - Whoo!
♪ It's straight G doin' pussy nothin'... ♪
I never had a bridal party like this. This is the best!
- Whoo! - Oh! No! No, no! No!
-He shouldn't do that! -Someone, stop him, stop him!
- No, no, no! Keep... - Whoa!
Keep-keep dancing, but, for the love of God,
don't take your pants off.
Thank you. This is my son's gig.
-I'm just filling in. -You did great.
♪ One two ten bring it down bring it bring it down... ♪
What did mama say?
♪ One two ten bring it down bring it bring it down... ♪
Coming there!
I-I-I love this face.
Look at this face, I love it.
-Thanks, mom. -Mm-hm.
-You know, you are my favorite. -Hm.
- No matter what... - Party favors.
-Party favors? -Yep.
Purse size, for on the go.
Whoa!
That's a go-go.
Okay! You're not done.
-Okay. -Honest, can I sleep here?
Okay. That's not a good idea. We're gonna go to the bed.
That's okay... All right.
Oh, all right. That's it, that's...
We're crawling.
Hi.
She ready? We have our final dance lesson.
That's unfortunate.
Hi.
Those women are evil.
I guess we'll, uh, just have to reschedule?
Stop screaming. God! Take Kate, it's too late.
-You should reschedule. -Please. Leave me.
-I'm not dancing. -I have a much better idea.
Nice panties.
- Good one. - Don't make me laugh.
- Follow me. - Oh! Don't make me laugh.
And, and don't look down the water.
Pick a point in the horizon, a-a tree, don't look down.
And you got this. Go ahead.
I'm finding my Zen.
Okay, okay.
Just stand up, just like you're standing up anywhere.
But no, no, no. You, don't look down.
-Oh, God! -Yeah, you look out, like...
-Okay. -You know, just standing up.
Come on! You could do better than that, come on.
You look like you're enjoying this.
I am. When you're using your paddle to get up,
you know that you got the right width,
if you just do that, and you can put it on there.
And then you have the right balance for
when you need to stand up.
Now we can do downward dog.
There you go.
-Okay. -Yay! Look at you!
-I'm doing it! -Look at you!
-It's happening. It's happening. -Sit on the knees.
You're not bringing Josh to the wedding?
Hey! He seems like a nice, young man.
Seriously? You too?
I'm not suggesting you marry the guy.
Well, I have known him a month, so...
This may be your first rodeo, but it's not mine.
And just for the record...
I was fairly content on my own
when you handed me your mother's number.
What changed your mind?
Your mother.
- She's a hell of a woman. - Yeah.
Force of nature, that woman.
-I won't go into details. -Okay!
Listen, I've been all over the world,
I've had plenty of cool experiences...
One day, I found myself sitting next to a teepee,
in the Boreal forest, staring up at the Northern lights.
And for the first time in my life...
I felt...
peace.
And I remember thinking,
the only thing that would make this more beautiful
would be have someone sitting there right next to me...
to share it with.
-Uh! -What are you doing?
I want you to keep it.
-No. -No, no.
It suits you.
Please.
Plus, your mom's got a lot of stuff.
I gotta start making room.
-There you go. Got it? -Okay! Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait! Can't go anywhere without this.
Thank you.
-Okay. -All right, see you later.
-Enjoy it. You did great. -Thanks.
I love this house.
-Me, too. -Hmm.
-This is... crazy. -Ah!
Little.
That's what you want, right?
Yeah.
It's still...
a little scary.
Remember that time...
we thought someone broke into the house
that night, and so we ran upstairs
and hid in the linen closet.
Oh, my! Armed with only an iron
and-and a box of light bulbs.
-You were so brave. -I was freaking out.
But then we couldn't stay in that closet forever.
Right? Because you had to pee.
Oh, and I definitely peed in a little
when you ran downstairs and screamed.
That was the biggest raccoon I had ever seen.
And then it was, it was, it was staring straight at us
eating right out of that trash can right there.
Bruce is great, right?
-Bruce, you like him? -Yes.
Yeah, I...
get why you fell for him.
Good.
Because, before I walk down that aisle,
I need to know that you're gonna be okay.
Yeah, mom.
-I'll be okay. -Okay.
Bye, house.
I'm coming for her.
Hm.
Did you know pretty much
any adult can perform a marriage?
I got ordained in ten minutes.
Oh. What about fish?
Do fish have less blood than chickens?
For example, that guy right there,
over eighteen, has a pulse...
-Qualified. -Mmm.
Makes you feel kinda powerful.
Hey, you guys wanna get married?
She's not joking.
- Oh, I'll be witness. - Mmm.
No?
I'll marry you right here,
right now in this alley.
I don't think they're ready, Kate.
Hey.
How's the fish?
Oh, less blood, but a lot more bones.
You look good in dirt.
I always was more interested in dirt than dolls.
Oh, well, I'm, I'm down to get dirty.
-Yeah? -Well...
-Oh! You are so... -Oh! Oh, no! Oh, my God!
Okay! Oh, it's on!
No! Ah!
-Oh! Oh! -All right!
Oh, my God! Oh!
Oh, that's... I actually like it.
Truce! Truce. Truce.
♪ To get me what I need ♪
No, no, no. You really have to push it in.
All right. I'm pushing.
It's a good trick.
-Girls love it. -Oh, yeah?
-Would you like to see them on? -Yes.
Okay.
-Suave? Very? -Very. Mmm.
-Sex injury? -No. Twister. Still.
-Still? -Yes! It's the nasty game.
I need one of those, like,
massage guns thingamabobs to really get in there..
Oh!
I have somethin' for you.
No judgement, okay? Are you ready?
-Yeah. Am I? -I don't think you're ready.
Am I?
-Is-is, is that... -Oh, yeah.
-Turn over. -All right, come on.
Let's give it a shot. Let's give it a shot.
All right.
-All right. -Oh, this is too weird.
-Get ready. Here it comes. -I'm ready.
Ooh. Mmm. Oh, fluffy ducks! I feel good.
Mm-hm.
Would you mind holding on to the dress for a bit longer?
It is more than welcome to stay.
In fact, I'm-I'm hoping it will stay.
I'm hoping it will hang around.
Do you know what I mean?
There's a reptile convention in town next month.
Should be interesting.
I may not be here.
I'm moving to Boston.
Are you serious?
Well, it's a great city with amazing opportunities--
Is this about that guy?
Okay, I know you're gonna have something to say,
so just say it.
You're gonna give up your apartment, quit your job--
It's not like I'm living my dream life.
What dream?
To take a leap of faith...
to get out of this town...
see where life takes me.
Do me a favor...
don't insult my dream
if you don't have the courage to have one of your own.
What does one drink with pancakes?
Red or white?
Ooh, white.
You know, a guy came in today
with three contacts stuck in one eye.
It took me over an hour to get them out.
You've really done a beautiful job with all this.
It's just a hobby.
It doesn't have to be.
Come on, we can, we can adult a little, right?
I talk about my day, and then you talk about yours...
Do you really believe everything you said the night we met?
Which part exactly?
Mm, grab a few meals, share a few laughs,
fall in love, get married?
- It's, it's just pancakes. - Is it?
Do you actually care about my mom's wedding?
Or, what I do with my life?
- Yeah, I-I guess I do. - Why?
Because I like you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This...
This is my fault. I... I knocked on your door.
-I, I sent out some signals. -Are you serious right now?
But I told you I don't believe in any of this. You know?
-What are you afraid of? -I'm not afraid, I just...
I don't have those rose-colored glasses.
I know how this story ends, so...
I think we should just end it now
and save us both the trouble.
Okay.
Hey.
I am so glad that you're here.
I cannot wait for you to try these. Mmm!
No, thanks. Have you seen my shoe?
Uh, no. I wanna put these on all the tables.
I mean, who doesn't love a little chocolate after dinner?
- I need my shoe. - Come over here.
I want you try. I want to know what you think.
I think we need boundaries.
I-I-I meant about the chocolates--
This isn't normal.
Mothers don't just move in with their adult daughters.
Well, it's temporary--
They don't just rearrange their furniture
and change their towels.
Actually, I think that's pretty standard.
I'm not joking.
Oh, um... I, I didn't realize you felt that way.
I mean, I-I've just... I wanted to be close to you.
Well, it's suffocating, and I need my space.
Well, I mean, I needed your help with the wedding.
Have you even thought about how I feel about all this?
I always think about how you feel.
Huh. Well-well, what about me?
Have you thought about how I feel?
It's not easy. You know?
I mean, all of this... change.
A-a-and-and moving out and moving in, and the wedding.
Yeah, but it's all your choice!
Well, it doesn't mean it's easy.
You know, when I was little, I wanted to be just like you.
Free spirited and independent.
But I'm starting to realize that you're just
impulsive and careless,
and just make decisions without thinking about
the consequences or who you might hurt along the way.
This whole thing's ridiculous. The wedding.
Unicorns aren't real, mom.
Just like you said, the sooner you realize that,
the better off we'll be.
I gotta get to work.
Comin' in?
Nice and cold, the way I like it.
I know. You like it heated.
No, I like it hot.
We'll have to sort that out.
Alternate days.
Heated, cold.
Whoa.
Phew.
Mom?
Hm.
Whoo!
Whoaaa!
Katy! I want you to know
that you're gonna be just fine, and I am too.
Shush.
It's perfect.
Mom?
Hey.
- Sorry. - Oh.
I just... I'm looking for my mom.
Is she here?
She left a few hours ago.
Did you try callin' her?
Yeah, her phone's inside.
Listen.
We had a little...
She may be re-thinking...
everything.
-It's my fault. -What do you mean?
I told her it was a mistake.
You told her it was a mistake?
Hah. Well, listen.
She's a grown ass woman.
This is on her.
You really think it was a mistake?
No.
Let's go get her.
When I was little,
whenever something went wrong, we'd go to the batting cages
to blow off steam.
Uh, do you mind if I...?
Oh, no, no. Please.
Yeah.
I had a feeling I might find you here.
Yup!
I'm sorry.
I, uh...
I think this whole thing kinda caught me off guard.
I know the feeling.
I didn't mean what I said.
I just knew exactly what to say to upset you.
-What if you're right? -I'm not.
I just had to get used to sharing you.
I didn't realize that being with Bruce
would mean pulling apart from you.
No, I'm not goin' anywhere.
Besides, it's time.
I'm a grown up and...
Bruce is a good one.
-Too good. -Not possible.
-You deserve the best. -He's a terrible cook.
Hmm, you make a mean reservation.
-I need my space. -He's got plenty.
-I'm scared. -That's 'cause it's real.
Katy!
You know, I never wanted you to grow out needing me.
-I don't think I ever will. -It's mutual.
Hey, we will always have each other.
-Mm-mm. -I love you more.
Hey.
- Hey. - We good?
Yes.
-We are good. -Yes!
- Mm. - Mmm.
-We are good. -Good.
-Aww. -I'm comin' in.
-Kate. -Hey.
I thought you were DoorDash.
Oh, no cooking tonight?
Umm...
Oh, I just wanted to finish the job.
Um, you can put them in the canoe.
- Next to the sempervivum. - Right.
-The purple cabbagey... -The purple cabbagey ones.
Right.
Umm...
The wedding's tomorrow.
Right, yeah.
Wish them congratulations.
I will.
I can't be the guy you spend time with
only when you need company, Kate.
I know.
You know, your parents, they,
they taught you how to build a life together.
My mom taught me I could do it alone.
And I'd like to see it differently.
I'd-I'd like to fall in love
and get married one day.
I just...
I don't know how.
Sorry.
Hi.
For those of you who don't know me,
I'm Kate York, daughter of the bride.
I, never in a million years,
thought I would be doing this.
But, it is with incredible
love, pride, and joy
that I stand here to wish my mother...
and her groom...
a wonderful and adventurous life together.
♪ And I love you like this ♪
♪ And I dread you ♪
♪ And I'll love you in a safe place... ♪
Just want them to be perfect.
They are perfect.
We just booked several new weddings.
I'm giving them your number.
♪ I finally found... ♪
Janie!
♪ Take my hand ♪
♪ Here take my hand ♪
Oh, my lover!
♪ Will you take my love? ♪
Ladies and gentlemen,
the bride and groom's first dance.
♪ And I ain't gonna waste it ♪
♪ Honey dripping romance ♪
Oh, lovely.
♪ And the hours are fading ♪
♪ This world keeps coming back around ♪
♪ And so there ain't no use feeling down ♪
♪ Feeling down... ♪
♪ This is our time ♪
♪ It's a crazy cosmic journey... ♪
Let's give it up for mother and daughter.
-Come on! Come on! -Come on.
Come on!
Oh, my God!
♪ One way or another I'm gonna find ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya ♪
♪ One way or another I'm gonna win ya ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya get ya... ♪
Come on, girl.
Come on.
Oh. Oh!
Okie-doke.
You are done for the day.
And, now...
Mmm.
You look beautiful.
I've never had a honeymoon.
I'm really happy for you, mom.
Thank you.
Oh, you know, Katy...
my heart has been full
since the moment you were born.
And I-I never thought that I actually
had room for anything else.
But it turns out that the heart never gets full.
It just grows and expands
to make room for the possibility of love.
Oh, what is this?
I'm pretty sure these are the key
to a good, long-lasting relationship.
Batting gloves!
"His" and "Hers".
Oh, Katy.
I love you.
I love you more.
-Oh. -I'll take care of the dress.
It turns out it is bigger than I remembered.
Just try getting it through a window.
Who wants the bouquet?
One...
two...
three!
For all the queens!
Whoo!
Kate.
-Are you stalking me? -Mmm.
Yes. No.
The, the dress.
I'm actually stalking...
the dress.
I grew rather attached, you see.
What are you doing here?
I've been thinking about those
rose-colored glasses, and, uh...
I think I have the solution.
Ahem.
-Fancy. -Well, they're handmade.
Do you think they'll work? In your professional opinion.
Kate...
I'm rather confident.
And you?
I feel...
optimistic.
♪ Why you standin' so far? ♪
-Uh-oh. -May I have this dance?
♪ Over my... ♪
Is it a yes?
It's... ah...
It's a yes!
♪ Tell me that you need me ♪
♪ For you I'd die ♪
♪ In the deepest seas ♪
♪ Won't you love me now love me now ♪
♪ Just love me now ♪
♪ Don't hold back baby ♪
♪ Gotta be the one somehow ♪
♪ Won't you love me now love me now ♪
♪ Please love me now ♪
♪ Don't leave me honey ♪
♪ Let's make our rounds ♪
♪ You can count on... ♪
Let's party!
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
So here we are, jumping in head first.
Sure, it's a little scary, but I guess somehow,
someway, when we least expect it,
we all find our unicorns.
And I know what you're thinking.
Don't worry. I know how good I have it.
And I'm gonna do my best not to screw it up.
♪ All fired up! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Ready to rock! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ We're all fired up! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Let me interrupt ♪
♪ Because we're all fired up ♪
♪ Wanna hear that bell ring ♪
♪ Time is up we're on the brink ♪
♪ We all got to stay in sync ♪
♪ Fancy nights we can do our thing ♪
♪ Time is of the essence ♪
♪ So grace us with your presence ♪
♪ We know where we belong ♪
♪ So come on! Come on! ♪
♪ All fired up! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Ready to rock! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ We're all fired up! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Let me interrupt ♪
♪ Because we're all fired up ♪
♪ No no no ♪
♪ We say yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ We say no no no ♪
♪ We say bring it on bring it on ♪
♪ No no no ♪
♪ We say yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ We say no no no ♪
♪ We say come on come on ♪
♪ Waiting for that bell to ring ♪
♪ Let us out so we can do our thing ♪
♪ Ready for that wild swing ♪
♪ Might hurt like a bee sting ♪
♪ We all wanna be in sync ♪
♪ Shake out the curse so we could do our thing ♪
♪ Come on come on ♪
♪ All fired up! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Ready to rock! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ We're all fired up! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ Let me interrupt ♪ ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Because we're all fired up ♪
♪ No no no hey! ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah hey! ♪
♪ No no no hey! ♪
♪ Bring it on bring it on ♪
♪ No no no hey! ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah hey! ♪
♪ No no no hey! ♪
♪ Ah-yeah! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ All fired up! ♪
♪ Hey! Hey! ♪
♪ All fired up! ♪ ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Because we're all fired up ♪