Come to the land of your dreams,
to the paradise of the Arabian Nights.
Wander through the glittering metropolis of Doha.
In the most luxurious shopping malls in the world,
you will find everything your heart desires.
Drive jeeps through the desert.
Meet Bedouins and camels in an untouched nature.
Visit the Royal Palace in Doha
and be pampered by servants
as if you were the emir in the palace.
Ringo!
Book the trip of your dreams.
Ringo! Hey, Fatty! Are you deaf now too?
What are you doing? Come on, I'll drive you.
Someone might think you've gone crazy.
Don't you check the weather app?
I love the rain. What's the name of this country?
With the sheikhs and the camels? The rich one?
What do you mean?
Well, it starts with an O.
And at the bottom right is this little dash.
Qatar?
-Yeah. -What about it?
It must be so crazy there.
Wait a second, I forgot something.
Damn, dude.
Hey, Biggi!
Damn, Ringo, your protaphane hasn't arrived yet.
Come back Monday, or rather Tuesday.
Oh, man. What's going on?
Delivery problems with insulin?
No idea. Work out, Fatty, then you won't need that shit.
I work out a lot. Façade painting is also a sport.
Nonsense. Listen. I'm telling you the truth.
You're too fat, dude.
I don't even know how you guys manage to have sex.
Do you know what the worst thing about diabetes is?
No.
When I measure my blood sugar, they send the data directly
to the World Diabetes Authority in Vienna.
They analyze the data there,
and then they send me a menu, and if I'm unlucky,
then maybe I can eat half an apple
and a tablespoon of sauerkraut,
-nothing else. -What, really?
The authorities dictate what you can eat?
Yes, they're watching us with drones.
Really?
Crazy, I didn't know that.
They monitor us diabetics even more than you Greeks.
Shit. Man.
Why do I fall for it every time?
I swear, one day you'll get your ass kicked because of your lies.
-Really? -Really.
Hey, can you sign more T-shirts?
They sell like hotcakes. I need ten Lewandowski,
ten Kimmich, and five Müller. Is that doable?
No problem. Same price?
Okay. Can you also do Messi's signature?
-Sure. -Good.
But that costs double.
Why?
That's Spanish, it's a completely different script.
Fuck you, dude. I don't believe you anymore.
-Watch out! Someone's there! -Fuck!
-That was really dangerous, man. -Our battery is dead.
Can you jumpstart us?
Of course.
Come on! This way.
Stop.
Okay. Let's connect this baby to the umbilical cord.
Come on. Start the car.
I think we know each other.
Yeah. How so?
I'll give you a hint. The two blondes in the parking lot.
Five years ago. Ringing a bell?
He doesn't get it. Come on, dude.
Don't play stupid.
I don't know what-- I don't know what you mean.
You know exactly what we mean. Don't play dumb.
The bag, Ringo.
I really hope you still have it.
The bag with the sweaty sports gear?
Exactly, you jokester. I hope you didn't wash them.
-I don't have it anymore. -Ringo, stop messing with them.
No really. Someone picked it up.
Two weeks later or something?
They're serious. They want their bag.
Nobody knows about the bag but you.
Could it be that someone else picked it up?
Don't mess with us. Unplug it and get lost.
Come on. We'll work that out with him, Pathos.
All right, you clown.
Let's talk like adults. In the bag were over 100,000 euros.
I can understand if you took a little something out.
I didn't even know there was money in it.
One more word you shit actor and I'll mess you up!
If you think you can rip off these damn ex-cons--
No, I don't think that.
Listen. I don't give a shit what you did with the money.
You pay us back the 100,000. Do you understand me?
I understand. But-- But where am I supposed to get so much money?
I don't give a shit! Day after tomorrow.
But what-- What is the day after tomorrow?
Judgment day for you, Ringo.
If you talk to anyone, we'll mess you up.
Do you understand that?
Understood.
I can't get out of here.
I'm sinking deeper. Hey! Help! You can't leave me--
I'm sinking deeper and deeper!
Help!
I can't--
Help!
THE SHEIKH
NATURE DOESN'T LIE
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Great. Yes. And smile.
Oh, new earrings?
Yeah.
Are they real pearls?
Victor's guilt.
Carla. Stop! Stop! Stop! You're dancing
-on the wrong side again. -What?
Didn't you notice?
I just have a right-left weakness.
Well, my God, just dance along with the others.
We'll do it again, very slowly.
Cross shoulders, hips out, knees up.
Shoulder, shoulder, hip, hip! Carla, please concentrate,
you can do that wonderfully even pregnant.
One second.
What's going on? What are you doing here?
Dad didn't come home.
What?
He's just not there.
Horvath.
Ringo hasn't come home, and his phone is off.
Oh, dear. And it's after nine.
I just wanted to know if you guys heard anything.
Nothing happened to Ringo.
How do you know that?
We have push-notifications, even police radio.
Or do you think we live behind the Moon?
Want some?
No, I don't think that.
Let him be alone for a few hours. Jesus.
You women.
-Hey! -Let us breathe!
Okay, Victor. Thank you.
Everything's okay. No accidents.
Did you actually finish your picture for dad?
-Yes, sure. -Show me.
-Why are you grinning like that? -You'll see.
Let me see.
Oh, that's nice!
Rocco laughs at me all the time.
Yes, but look. Dad can't read that.
Yes, he can.
Doesn't matter. You know what?
Rocco has to finish painting his picture, right?
We'll see if it's better.
Can you please take the plate away and wash it?
And the litterbox doesn't clean itself, by the way.
At your command.
Stop, please. Stop.
Hey.
Get out, I can't clean your litterbox like this.
Well, Molly, do you like that I'm your slave?
What are we doing here?
Yes?
Your child showed up.
Where is he?
Lazarus Hospital. He's alive.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Hello.
I am the wife of the man who was just brought in here.
-Ringo Babbels. -I'll be right with you.
What was the name?
-Babbels? -Babbels, Ringo.
We don't we have anyone by that name.
You're Mrs. Babbels?
Yes. Well, no, my name is Morlock.
Maybe it's under my name.
She is actually still Mrs. Dimitrios.
What are you doing here?
Hello. What's the name of the man in the emergency room?
Victor called. I'm your husband. I'm here for you.
You're not my husband.
I know that.
Only on paper.
I'm still here for you.
Excuse me. Hello.
I'm Ringo Babbels' wife, he was admitted here.
Let me check
You said Babbels?
B-A-B-B-E-L-S.
Okay.
Where's Carla?
She's talking to the doctor.
Keep her out of it, Ringo.
Those two are on crystal meth.
We don't-- We don't have the bag.
Then you have to get the money some other way.
Through her parents. I don't know.
Ringo.
Now you need a good explanation.
What are you doing at the bog at night?
No, not in the bog. Lake.
Thirsty.
-You-- -He's thirsty.
I'll get water.
Did you measure his blood sugar?
-No, I haven't. -He is severely diabetic.
He's lying here with no insulin and no IV and nothing.
-You're letting him die? -We tried to communicate.
He didn't give a name.
He didn't know his health insurance, no ID, no card,
and he didn't fill out the questionnaire.
Because he can't read.
Don't worry. He's insured through me.
Carla.
-Thirsty. -Here.
-Here. Come. -Excuse me,
how was I supposed I know?
There are 6 million illiterates in Germany.
But not all live with Mother Teresa.
-Carla. -Everything's fine.
I wanted a-- A fingerling for you.
And then I saw a capercaillie
and then I went after it. I'm an idiot.
You promised to take care of yourself.
We won't leave us alone.
Nothing happened.
It's all good.
And, did he hear the shot?
Did you hear the shot?
We need the money.
If anything happens to my family, I will end you.
If he pays, everything's cool.
He just has to pay. We need crank. Go. I'm jonesing.
I'm sorry, Mr. Tsara, but we found another house yesterday.
You promised me.
Mr. Tsara, please let me--
You can't get another house in Wallisellen for 1.8 million.
I guarantee you that.
My husband and I have chosen another house, Mr. Tsara.
Mr. Siebler, please don't do this to me.
-I can still lower the price. -Mr. Tsara, it's decided.
-It's no use. Hang up. -I'm sorry. Goodbye.
Wallisellen is out?
How did you manage to do that? Come.
Is everyone here?
The Rottmer building has been sold, 9.2 million euros.
How do you do it? We'll all be alcoholics if you keep this up.
L'chaim!
-L'chaim! -Bravo.
If I don't sell you enough, you can fire me.
Let's talk about that later.
Great. "Mazel tov". Great.
Why didn't my daughter marry you?
Niesko! To Niesko!
I didn't mean it that way, Urs.
But of course I'd like it
if you could hit the gong more often.
What's wrong with you?
You're stressed. You're angry.
It makes customers uncomfortable.
You're pushing too hard. Try being a little kinder.
You have a little charm.
Relax...
and buy yourself a new deodorant.
Yours is too sweet with your sweat.
I like you, you know that.
Then believe in me, Sam.
You have the potential.
But you're kind of in your shadow.
You're not...
in your juices.
It takes two to make a baby, if that's what you mean.
It's not just my juices.
No, you're not leaving like this.
What?
I wanted to go jogging. Are you coming with me?
You look like a complete--
Complete pro. Complete pro.
A completely interesting person.
I missed you.
-Athlete. -Athlete.
Yeah.
Oh. Oh, God.
No.
TOMORROW 6 PM CHA-CHING
Does it have something to do with the bag from back then?
Can you do us a favor and take this bag home with you?
But what's in it?
Sportswear. Nothing special.
And you shut up, yeah? I'll meet you at my house.
What bag?
That's not good, Ringo, not good. Talk to me.
What is "tomorrow, 6 p.m.?"
I can't tell you that.
Don't play dumb.
That's nice that you don't want to drag me into this,
but that's not entirely realistic, is it?
You have to realize that.
There was a lot of money in the bag. Did you know that?
Yeah. You didn't, or what?
No, I didn't look in there.
But you knew it?
Yes.
These two guys want their money now.
And you didn't tell them the bag was picked up?
Sure, I did.
But?
They didn't believe me.
Where's Molly?
Molly? Molly?
She's probably hiding somewhere.
I got her!
Oh, man.
-Oh, man. -Come here.
You waited until Rocco was alone for once.
And then you had the bag picked up.
Are you out of your mind?
Now I know how you were able to pay off all of this.
Why? Because I'm unable to get a loan?
-Yeah. -What do you think of me?
I'm just thinking logically. You probably figured,
"Oh, I'd borrow the money.
As long as they're in jail, the place's making enough
and then I'll just put it back and nobody will notice."
But you know what? The gym isn't making enough money.
And now you think we'll get the money from my father anyway.
You know I love you.
I would do anything for you to come back to me.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Then give them the money and leave us alone.
Then will you come back to me?
Go, go, go!
I could lend you some, but not 100,000.
I'd rather go to my father than go back to you.
I'm an athlete. I have endurance.
Wake up! Here, look carefully.
I'm pregnant. The second time by Ringo.
If something happens to Ringo again, I'll kill you.
Call Pathos.
You dialed the number of Pathos Dimitrios.
Leave a message after the beep.
They don't want to preserve the bog,
they want to gain a political foothold.
They've filed a correct lawsuit against the project.
But the state of Baden-Württemberg
couldn't afford a 430 million...
Ms. Morlok, it's a very bad time right now.
He's under a lot of stress.
Yeah, me too.
It's really not possible.
...the outcome of the procedure...
It's never possible when I'm here.
Yes, but not right now!
Excuse me. May I speak to you briefly?
Can I talk to you briefly? Two minutes.
We're in the middle of something.
Not now. Please call me tonight.
You don't have two minutes for your daughter
-when she needs you? -Later.
Not in this moment, no.
Even when it's about life and death?
Of course, I have time.
-Okay. -What's going on?
-Can we go outside? -No.
Can you lend me 100,000 euros?
Please, without asking? If so, then Mrs. Mutz can initiate it.
No.
And now please go.
I see it the same way, by the way.
Democracy comes before economic interests.
She is my great love. Both daughters, of course.
But we haven't had a good relationship for many years.
Yeah, and children's problems aren't getting any cheaper.
Rocco! Come on.
Well, how was training?
Great. I'm looking forward to dad's face tomorrow.
And he really doesn't know anything?
Something wrong?
No, no.
How many Swiss francs did you exchange?
Three hundred. But, you know, I--
Oh, 300? Can we use this to rent a motor boat?
Please, come on, I'm so happy.
We'll see. Okay?
Okay. I'm so excited.
"Buy yourself another deodorant, okay?
Yours stinks with your sweat."
"I wish you would hit the gong more often."
Asshole.
Hello, Mr. Tsara.
Hello.
Oh, great!
There's no excuse.
I don't deserve you.
Listen. I'm telling you the truth.
You're too fat, dude.
Daddy?
He's not waking up, Mom!
What's up? Do you have to pee or what?
No. Surprise!
-Did I forget something? -Yes, you did.
-And what? -Our anniversary.
You've made it past year seven.
That's today? I'm an idiot.
-We're going to Switzerland! -Yeah.
-Switzerland, now?
Until Sunday.
And what are we doing with the--?
Ringo, I've been preparing this for weeks.
I won't let that shit take it from me.
Here.
-That's for me? -Open it.
Oh, it smells like Switzerland!
Switzerland!
Let's go to Switzerland!
We're learning the words. In Switzerland,
they speak differently. We must learn it together. Okay?
Tomfool.
You're a tomfool.
No! What? I'm not a tomfool.
You're a tomfool!
-Ten francs? -Per day?
No, per hour.
Yeah, paradise isn't free.
Wait a minute!
No. Please get out and tell him to drive back.
We have to get out.
Are you crazy, you freaks?
Slowly, slowly. Very slowly.
Stop!
-You have the license plate? -Doesn't matter.
-And how many hours do we want? -Two.
Let's do the whole day.
-So we won't have to stress. -Good idea.
My ice cream.
No problem, you can still eat it.
Will you wipe that mess off the ground, please?
-Thanks. -What?
Look, the Ranger Grip.
It has everything. Saw, scissors.
Look, there are even tweezers.
That's really nice.
-Ringo? -Let's have a drink here.
-Oh, yes, please, Mom. -Do you know what that costs?
-Please, Mom. Please. -We'll share something.
They have the world's best chocolate cake.
Okay, but everybody behaves.
Sorry. We're not a beach club with shorts, "signori".
Oh, I can't take it, Ringo. Come on, let's go
It's nice in here. It's worth it.
-Then I'll just change. -Yeah.
-Right? -Yes, please.
-It'll be fast. -Come.
-We won't do this... -Not good!
...with a nail file. We'll do it with the saw.
-Yeah, we'll saw the cake. -That's sharp.
Would you actually marry me?
There.
I'll cut it.
Open it.
Why does it--?
Did you buy this?
-Yes or no? -When?
But first you have to divorce Pathos.
Yeah, or rather he has to divorce her.
Yeah.
Is that a yes?
What unfolds next, you'll find out
-after the commercials. -No.
I just have to inject something.
-Ringo. -Or I can't eat with you.
-You'll have to divorce him. -Ringo.
I'll be right back with you.
-He's really doing this, right? -We take the chip.
-We're getting started, right? -Yeah. But I--
...a high quality mess
in an exciting atmosphere.
I don't want to take up any more of your time
and would like to officially invite you
on behalf of the Swiss government
to the tenth...
Here, Monsieur.
Something to drink?
-Orange juice, champagne? -No.
It's on the house.
Please.
-Well, then-- -Cheers.
...the bubble is extreme at the moment,
so where you find an object now--
It comes naturally-- Yes, it comes down to your--
It's--
Oh, God.
-I can't believe this. -God, I'm so sorry.
Goddamn it!
-Great. Now I can go home. -Salt will help...
Why did you just bump into me?
I didn't see you. I don't have eyes in the back of my head.
Unfortunately. Yeah. May I?
-May I briefly? -Excuse me, please stop.
-Stop it. What are you doing? -Well, that's--
Tell me.
Are you even a guest at the event here?
It's high society here, yeah? You can't just walk in here.
Then, yeah, I would ask you to leave now. Come.
A dinner seat here costs 2,000 francs. Please.
Well, I think this is--
This is a misunderstanding.
And you don't have to push me out either.
-I am a guest here. -Oh, yeah?
Guest of honor.
-Yeah, yeah. -Our servants in Doha
always do this with salt. I just wanted to help you.
Your servants in Doha?
-You're not from Qatar, are you? -Yes.
Excuse me, but you
-don't really look Arabic. -That's true.
But at our royal palace, there are all hair colors.
Blonde, brown, red.
Which royal palace? You mean--
The Palace of the Emir of Qatar.
And why do you live in the palace?
Because my father is the Emir of Qatar.
-Are you kidding me? -No.
But why do you speak German without an accent?
Yeah, it's my mother tongue.
My father has six wives,
and an extramarital one, my mother from Hamburg.
Are you from the Al Thani family?
-Yeah. Want to see my passport? -No. No, no, it's okay. I--
My goodness, and I was trying to escort you out.
I'm so sorry.
Urs Tsara, Junior CEO of Tsara Premium Properties.
Yeah, I have to apologize again.
Sometimes, I would like to have
a few billion less in my account,
but eyes in the back of the head. It was an honor.
Well, it is relatively stable.
Excuse me.
I don't want to seem pushy. I--
I'm really impressed by your Emirate of Qatar.
The architecture alone
-in Doha is-- -Glittery.
-Yeah. -And-- And tell me, is it true
that when you do bigger deals you get gifts of money,
as a sign of trust?
What do you call it?
Yeah.
-Yeah. We love gifts. -That's amazing.
I have to go to my family.
If you're looking for a property,
by the way, just in case.
We have the most exclusive properties.
A villa by the lake, maybe?
Of course. Private or business?
Yeah. I'm still looking for my company. The Qatar--
We're selling the Imperial Villa.
-Yeah. -Have a look. Here.
Built in 1890
for Empress Sisi and Emperor Franz Joseph.
Nineteen rooms. Huge garden. A lake launch.
Nature doesn't lie.
Yeah, you're right.
-Will you call me? -I will.
Definitely.
-There he is. -Oh, finally.
-There, now-- -Where have you been?
Hey, there was a giant line for the toilet.
-Says everybody. -Ringo!
-Really. -As long as a Cobra?
-Like in the jungle. -And, anything else?
Yes, exactly.
The answer to the question.
What was the question? I already forgot--
-Oh, come on, stop it. -Yeah. Fine.
-Of course! -Yeah!
They are engaged!
-You made me wait so long! -Yes, yes, yes!
You can't keep me waiting so--
Yeah!
-Hello? -We're in front of your house.
-The light's off. -I'm not at home.
The party is over. Get your fat ass over here.
But I'm not there. We are in Switzerland.
In Switzerland? You owe us 100,000.
This bag was picked up. We don't have the money.
-What did he say? -We don't have it.
You move your fat ass over here. Now!
-Dad, what's this? -What?
What is this?
That's a--
A claw, or what's it called?
That's not a claw, that's a round thing.
-Did we do something wrong? -But I paid.
I paid with my debit card from my bank.
Exactly.
I don't read through the terms
and conditions on a website either,
before I buy a bus ticket.
Good. We'll come tomorrow morning.
It doesn't cost extra, does it?
Thanks.
Two hundred and eighty francs.
Nothing against your Switzerland, but I hate it.
-Hello, Mr. Tsara. -Hello.
You won't believe what just happened.
-Judith? -Food is in the oven.
What would you say if I sell
the Imperial Villa to a Sheikh from Qatar?
To a sheikh?
Then bring him here. I've never met a sheik in real--
I will.
Are you drinking?
And you're knitting a new...
Well...
-Why? -Why not?
I am sending positive signals to the future.
Dr. Adler thinks that's great.
We treated ourselves to a drink today.
Well, Judith.
You drink alcohol with your psychiatrist?
I have a job, Urs.
Stop treating me like a sick person.
I'm not treating you like a loser.
On the contrary, I'm glad
that you might be selling the Imperial Villa.
You'll finally succeed in something.
And if things work out with the villa,
then maybe it will work out with the baby, too.
Ringo, it's me, Pathos. Do you have a death wish?
They're going nuts.
They want to kill you, man.
You gotta scrape up the damn cash.
What are you doing?
Ringo, what's the matter?
Nothing. I just had an idea.
You and your ideas.
I have a little girl,
a boy, two adults, three lunch bags.
That comes to exactly 80 francs.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Could you repeat it?
Eighty, Mom. That's okay.
Yeah, listen, just do it without me.
-Or imagine me on a trampoline? -Come on.
No. You'd break all your bones.
-I imagine you in the cafeteria. -Yeah, me too.
That's very nice. Thanks.
-No, I'm going for a walk. -You and walking.
Fine, then I'll go for a jog.
-Fine, then go jogging. -Okay.
-Then without dad? -Yeah, at least we'll get in.
-Have fun, yeah? -Good. Then just for three.
-Tsara. -I've thought about it.
I would like to see your villa.
That was fast.
Where is this-- This villa, exactly?
The villa is in Meilen.
Do you know how to get there? Or shall I pick you up?
Oh, no, I'll manage. How far away is that?
Where are you now?
I don't really know right now.
My driver got diarrhea today
-from the Swiss food, probably. -Oh, dear.
Take a taxi, yes? Of course, we take care of everything.
Will do.
Yeah!
Hello. Oh, very nice.
Go!
That looks great.
I'm coming!
Your Highness.
Yes,
we are standing here in front of the legendary Imperial Villa
with its unique history.
-The gem-- -I don't have much time.
Let's go inside?
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Well, everything here is a bit cramped and also very modest.
Yeah, that's Switzerland.
The view of the lake is of course...
-How much? -Eighteen-point-nine million.
-Asking price. -Good price.
We can of course accommodate you.
Not necessary.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll take it.
Do you have the purchase agreement with you?
Could you leave me alone?
Did you hear that?
The first thing we have to do is call the notary.
-The number is in there. -I know what to do.
I went for a walk like I said. I'll wait for you outside then.
Bye.
We need one or two hours for the contract.
Does that mean you want to sign it with a notary right away?
Yeah. Of course.
This way to the lake, isn't it?
Yeah.
That's not a problem.
Then all we would need your ID.
Or at least the name of the buyer.
Right, yes. Yeah, that's a bit complicated. But just write:
Yussuf Ahmed Ben Nemsi
Haji Omar Ringo al Thani.
But Qatar Global Invest will buy the villa here.
I love Switzerland.
You are giving me a-- A great gift with this decision.
Good, but you know, all that matters is trust.
It's all about trust. But you--
You know our customs.
Yeah. The Gift of Trust.
For us Arabs, every transaction is an act of love.
And as a buyer,
I will trust you that everything will be fair.
But in return, you will--
I know that. But how much would--
How much would...
It's usually 100,000 euros.
It doesn't really have to be more than that.
Understood. 6 p.m., Grand Hotel au Lac?
Six-fifteen might be safer.
Yeah.
That might all be true. Qatar is far,
but unfortunately, I cannot pay out 100,000 euros.
-Why not? If I may ask. -Because
Mr. Tsara Senior deleted your personal account authority.
I'm sorry that you're finding it out this way.
Okay, no problem.
Then I would like to withdraw the 100,000 from my account.
-That must be possible. -Well...
it's Saturday today, right?
And your account is--
Your account is empty.
So, this is not a payout, but a loan.
And that takes a few days.
That means you're not giving me any money,
even though you know we're losing big business as a result?
I'm really sorry about this.
I'm going to measure again. And then we go, yeah?
-Ringo, please. -Yeah.
Unfortunately, I only have five minutes.
Oh, that's not much.
First of all I need some information from you.
The buyer is who?
Qatar Global Invest, but I thought
you had that sorted out by now.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Can we somehow shorten this a bit?
You need some collateral. A credit check.
You must be able to ask SEC and Zefix.
All right, suggestion. Because the Saudi ambassador
is waiting for me.
I'll sign the purchase contract for you, blank.
And you clarify, check what Switzerland needs.
I'm not going anywhere. But you have the gift with you?
Yeah. No, that's a little--
-My bank is unfortunately-- -Unfortunately?
Unfortunately, a bit
inflexible.
Good. Understood. Then it's not possible.
-No-- -I don't have time for this.
Switzerland has to relax a bit
when doing business with a sheikh.
I'll take my leave.
-Yeah. -I have to put my stuff down.
We left the window open.
We're home.
I knew it. Well...
Fuzzy funny.
-Good night. -Night.
Good night.
I'll get some water.
Molly!
Mom!
Oh, no!
-What is that, Mom? Look. -Come down.
No!
Rocco, don't look! Go to dad.