1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,040 This programme contains some strong language, 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,400 some scenes of a sexual nature, 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,720 and some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. 4 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,480 TIMER BEEPS 5 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:11,120 KNIFE CLUNKS ON BOARD 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,720 DOORBELL RINGS 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,400 So, boys, tell me, 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,760 why do you want to adopt? 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,800 Well, we've been talking about it for a while now, haven't we, Gabe? 10 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,280 Mm-hm. 11 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,760 And we're really solid. 12 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,400 Erm, been together... 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,840 ..oh, eight years now. 14 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,120 So, it feels like the natural next step. 15 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,640 Doesn't it? Mm-hm. 16 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,600 I'm sensing you're a little bit nervous, Gabriel? 17 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,640 I'm not nervous. Good. 18 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:49,160 Just answer honestly, and we'll all get along fine. 19 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,240 Are you married? 20 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,080 Er...no, no. 21 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,640 Not that it's a problem. 22 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,680 Gabriel thinks it's heteronormative. 23 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,200 Uh, he thinks it's what straight couples do when 24 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,080 they've run out of things to say. 25 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,000 THEY CHUCKLE 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,720 Will you take paternity leave, then, or...? 27 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,120 Er, we're going to split it. 28 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,039 So, I'm going to take nine months, and Gabe is going to take... 29 00:01:16,039 --> 00:01:17,400 SIMULTANEOUSLY: ..one. Three. 30 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,680 I thought you were just taking the one? 31 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,440 No. Three. 32 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,920 And we want a girl. 33 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,480 Don't we, And? 34 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,680 Why's that? 35 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,320 Boys are nothing but trouble. 36 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,320 I was told we could be specific. 37 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:36,840 But you're halving your chances there. 38 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,680 I mean, I'd encourage you to keep your options open. 39 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,880 We'd really like a girl, though. 40 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:43,400 Wouldn't we, And? 41 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,400 And what do you do, Andy? 42 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,160 Ach, I'm an accountant. 43 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,880 Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of. 44 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,400 Well, it's certainly not as exciting as Gabe. 45 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,920 Yes. I hear you're a drag queen. 46 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,600 I'm not a drag queen. 47 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,960 What are you, then? He's wonderful. 48 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,200 Yeah. People come from miles to see him. 49 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,880 Oh, you should hear him sing, at Neverland. 50 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,240 Done. 51 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,000 Do you mind if I have a quick look around the house? 52 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,120 I just want to check you're not serial killers or something. 53 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,640 ANDY CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 54 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,960 What? 55 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,040 Why did you invite her to Neverland? 56 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,760 She might be into muff? 57 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:29,640 I wouldn't like to say. We've only just met. 58 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,760 First rule of parenting - 59 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,280 watch what you say. You never know who's listening. 60 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,000 PIANO FLOURISH 61 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:49,079 # You probably think I'll miss you 62 00:02:49,079 --> 00:02:52,200 # But I won't 63 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:56,720 # You probably think I hide my hurt inside 64 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:58,560 # But I don't 65 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,560 # So many people come and go 66 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:07,120 # I find it best to let them go 67 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,280 # As soon as they're gone... # CROWD CHEERS 68 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:16,920 # Remembering's only there to make you sad 69 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:20,040 # They say it hurts your insides 70 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,440 # When you miss the things you've had 71 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:29,280 # Well, I don't cry cos I've no love inside of me 72 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:34,040 # I'm footloose, no memories to tie me down 73 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,720 # I'm free 74 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:40,280 # But sometimes I wonder... # CROWD CHEERS 75 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:45,480 # What happened to those with whom I shared adventures 76 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,040 # Those pirates 77 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:55,400 # And lost boys and fairies 78 00:03:55,400 --> 00:04:00,400 # And sometimes those wonderings 79 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:05,200 # They give me the strangest of feelings 80 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:09,240 # Fleeting moments in my mind 81 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:15,840 # Of those once upon a times long ago 82 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:28,200 # Oh! Where did all the lost boys go? 83 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:39,280 # Somewhere I'll never know 84 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,560 # Those pirates 85 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:58,720 # And lost boys and fairies 86 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:06,680 # Where are we? # 87 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,480 CHEERING 88 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,040 You may need stair gates, depending on their age. 89 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,520 Top and bottom. 90 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,480 Is that you? 91 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,880 Mm-hm. 92 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,640 Oh! I see what you mean. 93 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,520 You're a work of art. 94 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,640 This one's got better tits than I have! 95 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,800 I'm a social worker, boys - 96 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,120 not a priest. 97 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,440 Oh... 98 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,040 Wow! 99 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,200 It's where the magic happens! 100 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,680 Then, put a lock on it, 101 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,200 or your magic will soon be covered in snot. 102 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,720 And you'll need... 103 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,200 ..a lock here. 104 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,400 And here. 105 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,159 And that'll have to go, won't it? 106 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,320 And what about... 107 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,360 ..your health? 108 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,560 Your finances? 109 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,840 Your childhood? 110 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,800 My childhood? Yes. 111 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,640 The way you were parented can have a significant impact on 112 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,280 the parent you're likely to become. 113 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,880 But I'll do things very differently. 114 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,600 That's what they all say. 115 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,600 Look, children can push buttons you never even knew you had. 116 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,800 But I had a very happy childhood. 117 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,800 Mam and Dad moved to be closer to Cardiff just after I was born. 118 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,400 Tell me about your parents. 119 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,280 Dad was a physics teacher. 120 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,280 Mam worked at a nursery. 121 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,400 Welsh-language schools? 122 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,280 Er, yes. 123 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,920 Mam was loving... 124 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,280 ..nurturing. 125 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,120 THEY SING ALONG: # ..your Rolling Stones records 126 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,920 # And a friend of Sacha Distel... # 127 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,440 Dad was... 128 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,200 CONGREGATION SINGS: Gwahoddiad 129 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,440 Well, there was a lot of capel. 130 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,040 Er, chapel. 131 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,360 Dad is a deacon. 132 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:13,440 His dad was a minister, so... 133 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,880 My Mam helped out with Sunday school until... 134 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,920 CONGREGATION SINGS MOURNFULLY: Rho Im Yr Hedd Na Wyr Y Byd Amdano 135 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,520 HE SHOUTS 136 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,680 LAUGHTER 137 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,400 ..she died, when I was little. 138 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,160 A brain haemorrhage. 139 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:07,880 Oh, Gabriel, I'm so sorry to hear that. 140 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,880 Oh, it's fine. It was a long time ago. 141 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:15,080 Well, it must have been incredibly traumatic for you as a child? 142 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,200 Non? Non, Non, Non! 143 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,520 SHOUTING ECHOES 144 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:24,000 I don't remember much about it now, to be honest. 145 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,800 Will you raise your child to speak Welsh, as well? 146 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,960 No. 147 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:36,120 It wouldn't be fair on Andy, would it? 148 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,200 Why not? I'm thinking of having lessons, actually. 149 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,400 But don't you think it's like therapy 150 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,120 but without the actual therapy? 151 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,200 I'm not the one who has a problem with it. 152 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,960 The way she looks at you with those Judgy-Mc-Judge-Judge eyes. 153 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,720 I mean, does it need to be so intrusive? 154 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,000 Why does she need to know everything? 155 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,120 Any arsehole can shoot their load and make a baby. 156 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,520 Exactly. 157 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,400 Hence the need for adoption. 158 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,600 And why she has to make sure we're not going to... 159 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,080 ..you know, further damage an already traumatised child. 160 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,480 Y-You haven't mentioned...? 161 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,000 What do you take me for? 162 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,600 I know what you're like. 163 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,320 You overshare. 164 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,520 Plus, she told us not to lie. 165 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,680 And you hate lying, so... 166 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:29,320 Yes. But I'm not lying, am I? 167 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,760 Just being frugal with the truth. Ach! 168 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,400 Aren't you finding it intense? 169 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,200 LAUGHTER 170 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,200 Honestly, Jackie, it's true! 171 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:43,480 Apart from wanting to get as far away from my dad as possible, 172 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,160 I swear the only reason she chose Cardiff was because 173 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,960 she was hoping she'd make friends with Shirley Bassey! 174 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,000 LAUGHTER CONTINUES 175 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,440 We didn't have a lot, but... I didn't want for love. 176 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:59,760 So, now I want to be able to pass that on to someone. 177 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,040 Erm, help them thrive. 178 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,760 Make a difference. 179 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,080 And did your mum ever befriend Shirley? 180 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,120 Yeah, she tried. 181 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,760 Nearly got arrested. 182 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,560 THEY LAUGH 183 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,800 Yeah, yeah. 184 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,720 It is quite intense, isn't it? 185 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,600 So, tell me about your, erm, hobbies when you were little? 186 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,760 MARGARET THATCHER ON TV: ..Children who need to be taught to respect 187 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,280 traditional moral values... 188 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,840 I liked reading. 189 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,800 ..taught that they have an inalienable right to be gay. 190 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,640 All of those children are being cheated 191 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,480 of a sound start in life. 192 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,400 And dressing up. 193 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,320 Loved dressing up. 194 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,480 DAD: Come on now, boy! 195 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,080 INHALES DEEPLY 196 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,840 EXHALES DEEPLY 197 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:55,440 Make sure it's all done in the best possible taste! 198 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,640 LAUGHTER ON TV 199 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,640 Gabriel? 200 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,520 Gabriel? 201 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,400 HE YELLS OUT 202 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,000 Pretty good, I'd say. 203 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,840 It was just him and me, so... 204 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,120 MUFFLED CRYING 205 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,560 # Pan ddaw lleisiau'r nos i 'mhoeni... # 206 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,080 But music was my happy place. 207 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:39,920 # A sibrwd gwag y gwynt im hoeri... # 208 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,600 And how does your dad feel about the adoption? Is he excited? 209 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,160 We haven't actually told him yet. 210 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,560 We wanted to tell him face-to-face. 211 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,880 I'm sure he'll be delighted. 212 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,040 Yeah. 213 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,880 So, next session, we'll move on to... 214 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,920 ..when did you have your first inkling that you might be gay? 215 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,200 Well, there's never one moment, Jackie. 216 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,000 More a series of moments. 217 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,520 # All I do each night is pray 218 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,680 # Hoping that I'll be a part of you again someday 219 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,240 # All I do each night is think... # 220 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,960 VOLUME INCREASES 221 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,920 # Of all the times I closed the door to keep my love within... # 222 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,200 ZIPPER UNZIPS 223 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,360 A gradual dawning. 224 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,600 # You and me 225 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,840 # Harmony 226 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,680 # You and me... # 227 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,240 MUSIC STOPS HEAVY PANTING 228 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,000 And did you struggle with it? 229 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,640 GROWLING 230 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,200 HE SCREAMS 231 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,400 DEMONIC LAUGHTER 232 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,360 No, not really. 233 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,840 How about your dad? 234 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,480 He struggled with it a bit, I guess. 235 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,440 But no-one's out in the Bible, are they? 236 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,080 Being a teenager's horrific, isn't it? 237 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,280 It's just a confusing time. 238 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:12,440 I mean, I didn't know if I wanted to kill the boys who picked on me, 239 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,400 or fuck them instead! Ha! 240 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,760 Oh, God, erm... 241 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,280 Sorry. I forgot where I was for a moment. 242 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,760 Were you bullied, Gabriel? 243 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,560 God, no! Nothing like that. I was never bullied. 244 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,160 Just the usual stuff. 245 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,640 Bender! 246 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,640 LAUGHTER 247 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,800 MUFFLED SCREAMING 248 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,640 ECHOING LAUGHTER 249 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,800 HE GRUNTS 250 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,640 But, I mean, I'm actually grateful for it. 251 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,400 It made me who I am today. 252 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,480 Being an outsider gave me an advantage, 253 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,240 because all that time, I threw into music. 254 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,840 CHEERING 255 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,280 I loved the attention. 256 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:12,480 PIANO PLAYS 257 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:22,040 MUFFLED HEAVY BREATHING 258 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,000 PIANO INTENSIFIES 259 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,040 Your dad must have been so proud. 260 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,040 I think so. 261 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,920 He's not much of a talker. 262 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,000 Would you like to teach your child to play the piano? 263 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,280 I don't play now. Don't you? 264 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,680 I left music college at the end of the first year, so... 265 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,680 Left? Yeah. 266 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:17,280 I just found it a bit constraining, you know? 267 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,119 MUSIC: Sexy Boy by Air 268 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,280 I lost a few years to temping... 269 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,960 # Sexy boy... # 270 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,240 ..until Berwyn opened Neverland, 271 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,440 and I decided to come back to Cardiff. 272 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:41,320 MUSIC: Just Dance by Lady Gaga 273 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:55,280 PARTY POPPERS, CHEERING 274 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,240 And that's where I met... 275 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,480 Andy. 276 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,640 Would you... would you mind if I kissed you? 277 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,160 Ah, I'm sorry. 278 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,480 I-I shouldn't have said... 279 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,160 No, no, it's fine. 280 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,680 It's just... 281 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,320 ..no-one's ever asked my permission before. 282 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:27,720 # How does it feel in my arms? 283 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,520 # How does it feel... # 284 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,360 I often say that that kiss saved my life. 285 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,080 Not that it needed saving. 286 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,040 Can I ask you personally, Gabriel... 287 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,680 ..why you want to adopt? 288 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,800 Honestly? Yeah. 289 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,680 Yeah, much better to be completely honest in the long run. 290 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,240 OK. 291 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,200 I want to adopt because... 292 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,600 ..because... 293 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,360 ..because I see all these young people having fun like I used to, 294 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,080 and I can't do it any more. 295 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,240 Because I'm utterly bored with the mundanity of life. 296 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,360 The cycle of work and countless late nights. 297 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,520 Because all the men my age in the park seem to have children now. 298 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,160 Because I love Andy so much, and I know it will make him happy. 299 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,000 But more than that, I want to adopt because I think it'll make me 300 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,560 a much kinder, tolerant, patient person. 301 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,040 I'll become less angry and bitter, and I'll have no choice 302 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,320 but to grow up and care for someone other than myself, 303 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,840 and so, I'll finally have to remove my head out of my damaged, 304 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,200 promiscuous, yet still perfectly agreeable, arsehole. 305 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,840 You didn't say that? 306 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,640 Of course I didn't. I just said... 307 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,520 I honestly think Andy and I have a lot we can offer as parents. 308 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,920 OK. 309 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:55,120 Erm, "Risk of special needs as a result of parental..." 310 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,600 Wouldn't accept. 311 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,000 Harsh! 312 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,040 We both work. So? 313 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,720 Shouldn't we at least be open to it? Every case is different. 314 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,560 We wouldn't have the capacity, and you know it. 315 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,560 Jackie said dealing with their trauma will be hard enough. 316 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,840 All right, all right. 317 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,640 Down's syndrome? 318 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,080 Wouldn't accept. 319 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,240 This is horrible. Can't we at least...? 320 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,520 Zip it, St Andrew. 321 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,720 But what would Mother Teresa do? Nothing! 322 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,200 She's dead. 323 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,480 Pregnant people get scanned for anomalies all the time. 324 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,680 OK, well, what about Aids or HIV, then? 325 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:35,440 TV: At first, only gays and IV drug users were being killed by Aids. 326 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,400 But in three years, nearly 2,000 of us will be dead. 327 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,800 LOUD GASP 328 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,440 W-Wouldn't accept. 329 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,200 Are you kidding me? 330 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,840 It'll complicate things. It's not complicated. 331 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,000 It's still a complication, though. 332 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,520 Try saying that to Ber. 333 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,520 I'm sure Berwyn would agree. 334 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,360 Well, it's great to know you're open to discussing most things. 335 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,160 Erm, though I would like to chat through 336 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,360 your resistance to meeting the birth parents. 337 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,760 Er, I was open to it. 338 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,920 They're hardly going to be civil if their kids have been taken off them. 339 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,480 Don't assume anything, Gabe. 340 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,000 Just keep an open mind. 341 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,920 See, you'd be able to give your child a fuller picture 342 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,560 of birth mum or dad. 343 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:32,440 And most adopters find it a really positive experience. 344 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,080 And we all deserve a second chance, don't we? 345 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,840 Why don't I say that you're open to it, for now? 346 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,360 OK. 347 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:46,720 I've got a few questions about your support network. 348 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:50,520 And, in terms of family, you've only got Andy's mum down so far. 349 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,200 Won't she do? 350 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,160 Especially cos I sometimes think she prefers Gabe to me! 351 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,800 HE CHUCKLES 352 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,080 Gabe's just wonderful, isn't he? 353 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,080 He's brought so much colour to Andy's life. 354 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,800 And's so sensible, you know? He had to grow up fast. 355 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,360 But Gabe! He brings all the sparkle! 356 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,040 Did he tell you he studied at a royal college? 357 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,280 Not just any old college - a royal one. 358 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,560 Not that I'm into Charles or anything, 359 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,800 but always nice to know he approves. 360 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,200 But it would help your case to put your dad down, too. 361 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,440 Otherwise, they may wonder why you didn't. 362 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,080 I'm phoning with some good news, actually. 363 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,000 Andy's here with me. 364 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,120 But hang on, I can put you on loudspeaker! 365 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,080 We're going to adopt! 366 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,080 We're going to be parents. 367 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,720 Dad? 368 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,480 Yeah, of course we've thought about this. 369 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,920 We just need to educate him. Hold his hand. 370 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,240 Gabe had loads of nature/nurture anxieties at the beginning, too. 371 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,880 No, I didn't. 372 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,280 You kept talking about The Omen. 373 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,840 Fears are perfectly normal. 374 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,880 We run workshops for relatives which are really effective 375 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,880 at putting people's minds at rest. 376 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,960 There's some amazing books out there, too. 377 00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,360 Sorry, but it's going to take a lot more than a book and a workshop. 378 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,840 You just need to talk to him again. It'll be fine. 379 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,880 No, Andy, it won't be fine because... 380 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,520 He doesn't think that gay men deserve to be parents! 381 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,320 Has he actually said that? 382 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,960 He doesn't need to! 383 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,120 I honestly don't think it's the gay thing. 384 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,880 It's the adoption thing. 385 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,120 I mean, perhaps, Gabriel, you're projecting your anxieties 386 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,120 onto your father because that's what you grew up believing. 387 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,240 Nonsense! I don't believe that. 388 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,520 It's Dad! Not me! 389 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,960 Of course I deserve to have children! 390 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,440 In fact, I deserve them far more than he ever did, 391 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,360 because mine aren't going to grow up half as screwed up as I did. 392 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,760 Because I will make damn sure they know whoever they are 393 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,120 and whatever they become, 394 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,720 that they have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of! 395 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,960 OK. 396 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,480 Gabriel. 397 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,800 There's something you're not telling me. 398 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,680 SMACKING 399 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,680 Ah! 400 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,320 Only gays were being killed by Aids... 401 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,440 ..And local authorities shall not promote the teaching in any 402 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,880 maintained school of the acceptability of homosexuality as... 403 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,320 THATCHER: ..an inalienable right to be gay. 404 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,000 Gabe? 405 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,200 Is there anything I should know? 406 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,440 What the hell did you go and tell her all of that for? 407 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,560 The last time was years ago. 408 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,240 We dealt with it. 409 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,960 You sorted it out. You know what your boundaries are. 410 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,080 Right, y-you never get drunk. 411 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,040 You never touch white wine or prosecco. 412 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,000 There's no problem any more. 413 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,240 Exactly. 414 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,280 So, it doesn't matter that I told her, does it? 415 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,960 Grow up, Gabriel! Of course, it matters! 416 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,560 The only reason kids get adopted nowadays is because 417 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,400 their parents are too fucked to look after them. 418 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,000 So, why on earth should social services trust us with one, 419 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,680 when you used to get just as fucked up, as well? 420 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,760 Sorry. But you're right. 421 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,920 Aren't you? 422 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,400 What's the difference? 423 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,760 But you came through it in the end. 424 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,800 Only because you could afford to pay for my therapy. 425 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,760 Hardly seems fair, does it? 426 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,600 Do you even want to adopt? 427 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,240 Because if you don't, then... 428 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,360 Of course I want to adopt. 429 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,880 Of course I do. 430 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,760 Now I've gone and fucked everything up again, haven't I? 431 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,880 Not necessarily. 432 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,560 I talked to my manager, 433 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,920 and we both agree the fact that you've been honest 434 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,360 goes in your favour. 435 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,280 I mean, I actually think that people who've conquered their addictions 436 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,720 can make excellent adopters. 437 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,520 Because they know what it is to live through trauma. 438 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,200 Look, I don't want us to get ahead of ourselves, 439 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,760 cos it will depend on panel, 440 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,960 and it will depend on the child's social worker. 441 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,480 And not everyone's going to necessarily think the way I do. 442 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,800 But it-it's not game-over? 443 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,080 I wouldn't carry on if I didn't think 444 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,920 I could get you both through this. 445 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,000 I spoke to your therapist this morning, and she said... 446 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,560 Most gay men his generation are still dealing with 447 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,560 the effects of decades of shame. 448 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:13,320 But Gabriel's developed several strategies to manage his compulsions 449 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,400 and, in my professional view, 450 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,680 I think he'd make an excellent parent. 451 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,400 He never even gets drunk any more. 452 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,120 Two's the magic number. 453 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,040 Oh, you and me both, love. 454 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:28,800 Look, I've no doubt you've got so much you can offer a child, Gabe. 455 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,480 Both of you. 456 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,080 So, I think we should just proceed as normal. 457 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,680 If that's what you want. 458 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,000 Try stopping me. 459 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,000 ANDY SOBS 460 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,520 Sorry. 461 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,240 He's such a poof. 462 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,240 LAUGHTER 463 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,880 Oh, God, I'm late for court. 464 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,640 Don't worry, I shall see myself out. 465 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,960 And I'll give you a ring in the week. 466 00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,080 There's, erm, an activity day I think you should go to. 467 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,400 Er...? 468 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,600 An activity what? 469 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,240 Activity day. 470 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,920 Where you get to meet children waiting to be adopted. 471 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,120 What? Like, kiddy speed-dating? 472 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,640 Gabe! 473 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,320 Please don't let the other social workers hear you call it that. 474 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,160 But we haven't been approved yet. It'll be after approval. 475 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,760 And I know you'll be sensible. 476 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,240 And you won't be seduced by superficial factors. 477 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,960 Superficial factors? 478 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,920 How cute they are. 479 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,400 But do THEY know that's why they're there? 480 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,920 The older ones will. 481 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,760 God, that's awful, isn't it? 482 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,840 I wasn't sure about it myself at first, 483 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,160 but they've placed over 1,000 children through them, so... 484 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,880 ..at least consider it? 485 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,640 I'll phone you. 486 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,640 ENGINE STARTS 487 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,960 Speak to your dad! 488 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,000 And I know you don't think it's a good idea, 489 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,760 but our social worker says that it could really help. 490 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,840 The way you were behaving, I thought you were going to tell me 491 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,360 that you had cancer or something. 492 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,560 Please, Dad. 493 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,200 Well, what do you take me for? 494 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,920 I'm hardly going to say no, am I? 495 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,440 RELIEVED SIGHS 496 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,120 And... 497 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,680 ..it's nice to be asked, actually. 498 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,520 Thank you, Emrys. 499 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,720 But, er... 500 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,920 ..parenting isn't easy, you know? 501 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,200 I know that... 502 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,400 And you could end up with anything. 503 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,560 "Thing?" Oh, you... 504 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,240 ..you know what I mean. 505 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,560 HE SIGHS 506 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,800 Will they speak Welsh? 507 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,360 Would that make them more acceptable to you if they did? 508 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,920 Well, there's obviously a problem! 509 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,040 Dwi jyst... 510 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,480 What, Dad? 511 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,360 I just think a child needs a mother. 512 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,800 That's all. 513 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,160 No, Emrys. 514 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,600 Look, I know how tough it must have been for you without Non. 515 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,400 But a child doesn't need a mother. 516 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,560 A child needs love. 517 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,920 MUSIC: Under Your Spell by Desire 518 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,120 THEY GIGGLE 519 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,000 # I don't eat 520 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,640 # I don't sleep 521 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:27,320 # I do nothing but think of you 522 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,400 # I don't eat 523 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,360 # I don't sleep 524 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:36,680 # I do nothing but think of you 525 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,120 # You keep me under your spell 526 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,320 # You keep me under your spell 527 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,000 # You keep me under your spell 528 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,560 # You keep me under your spell 529 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,760 # You keep me under your spell 530 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,520 # You keep me under your spell... # 531 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,040 Oh, my God. 532 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,520 We're going to be parents. 533 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,680 THEY LAUGH 534 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,080 I feel like a dick. 535 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,880 You look great. 536 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,520 All the kids love Superman. 537 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,280 It's Supergirl, actually, Jackie. 538 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,280 Was that heteronormative of me? 539 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,560 Ignore him. He's always a twat when he's nervous. 540 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,960 What's wrong with them? 541 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,240 Sizing up the competition, aren't they? 542 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,440 I imagine we pose a veritable threat! 543 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,120 CAR DOORS OPEN THEN CLOSE 544 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,440 Shit. Scundered. 545 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,680 Come on, we're late! I don't think we are. 546 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,040 JACKIE CHUCKLES 547 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,040 But it's cheating. The theme's superheroes. 548 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,639 Prince Charming's not a superhero. 549 00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:29,480 Fairy Godmother's not a superhero. 550 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,040 They should be disqualified. 551 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,600 It's not a competition. 552 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,880 Of course it's a fucking competition. 553 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,159 Hello, everybody. 554 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:41,719 ALL: Hello! 555 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,480 SEDUCTIVELY: Ooh, hello! 556 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,400 Now, I'm sure you're all feeling a mixture of excitement and nerves. 557 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,880 Er, maybe a little anxious. 558 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,440 Why the hell are we so horny at the moment? 559 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,120 Because our bodies think we want to procreate? 560 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,520 Now, in these brochures, you'll find all the children's details. 561 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,160 Of course, you'll have your own matching criteria, 562 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,120 and we know that people tend to zone in on their favourites. 563 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,920 But do try and circulate. 564 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,600 Rule yourselves in, rather than out. 565 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,080 Today is about seeing if you have an emotional connection with anyone. 566 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,680 So, I'll give you all some time to look through them. 567 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,200 CHATTER 568 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,400 Ready? 569 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:29,720 CHATTER STOPS 570 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:03,400 OVERLAPPING CHILDREN'S VOICES: Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! 571 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,800 OK, everybody. It's almost 10:30. 572 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,040 I'm sure you're all really keen to get going. 573 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,160 ECHOING: So, if you're ready... 574 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,160 ..please come on through. 575 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,760 HEARTBEAT INCREASES 576 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,200 BELL DINGS 577 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:21,440 # When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie 578 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,720 # That's amore 579 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,040 # That's amore 580 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,200 # When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine 581 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,640 # That's amore 582 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,120 # That's amore 583 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,560 # Bells will ring Ting-a-ling-a-ling 584 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,080 # Ting-a-ling-a-ling And you'll sing "vita bella" 585 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,880 # Vita bella, vita bella 586 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,600 # Hearts will play Tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay 587 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,800 # Like a gay tarantella 588 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,320 # Lucky fella... # 589 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,480 INDISTINCT CHATTER 590 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,960 Er, let's just wait, my love. 591 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,440 Take our time. 592 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,840 Not feel the pressure. 593 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,800 Try and talk to them all. 594 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,040 What do you think of this one, though? 595 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,440 She had me at "dress-up". 596 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,440 # Look for the bare necessities 597 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,680 # The simple bare necessities 598 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,680 # Forget about your worries and your strife 599 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,640 # I mean the bare necessities 600 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,000 # Old Mother Nature's recipes 601 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,400 # That bring the bare... # 602 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,600 Is it wrong that I want to take her magic wand 603 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,520 and shove it up her arse? 604 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,520 Star end first. 605 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,000 There's plenty of time, boys. 606 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,520 Go on. Get out there. 607 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,120 Mingle. 608 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,760 Hi. I'm Andy. 609 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,360 What's your name? 610 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,720 My name's Ezmie. 611 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,040 Would you like to sit down? 612 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,760 Er, that, erm... 613 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,440 Of course we would. 614 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,960 Hi, Ezmie. 615 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,280 I'm Gabriel, Andy's partner. 616 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,160 Gabriel? Like the angel? 617 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,840 I was Mary. 618 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,240 Were you, now? 619 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,080 I bet you were a lovely Mary. 620 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,920 I was. Wasn't I, Paula? 621 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,480 You were, sweetheart. 622 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,840 And what are you making there, Ezmie? 623 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,720 Dinosaur poo. 624 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,480 Excellent! 625 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,280 Andy loves nothing more than making dinosaur poo, as well, 626 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,600 don't you, Andy? 627 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,680 Oh...er, yeah. 628 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,880 In fact, many people don't know this, 629 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,640 but Andy's actually the second-best dinosaur poo-maker 630 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,400 in the whole world. 631 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,640 Who's first-best, then? 632 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,200 Well, duh! 633 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,680 You, Ezmie, of course. 634 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,720 THEY LAUGH 635 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,680 Er, where did that all come from? 636 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,480 What? 637 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,560 You were lush! 638 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,360 I mean, the way you just... 639 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,720 I freaked out! 640 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,320 God, this is much harder than I thought. 641 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,080 I know. 642 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,280 But you were...amazing with her. 643 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,440 You made it look so easy. 644 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,040 That's because... 645 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,720 Well, there was no pressure, was there? 646 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,440 What do you mean? 647 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,000 Because I knew there was no way that we'd ever take her on. 648 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,520 Hello, can I sit here? Yeah! Oh, thank you! 649 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,360 Oh! That's a pretty dress! 650 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,320 Don't mind if we join you, do you? 651 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,760 No. 652 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,040 Look, this matches. 653 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,520 Do you like pink? It's my favourite colour. 654 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,760 Yeah, me too! 655 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,760 SHE GIGGLES 656 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,720 Excuse me. Er, Hazel? 657 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,760 Yeah. Hi, yes. 658 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,240 Erm, I was wondering if I might have a quick chat with you? 659 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,080 And your partner? 660 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,640 Husband. 661 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,760 Husband. Of course. 662 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,200 Come on. 663 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,520 Come on! 664 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,040 So, Tamsin, I hear you like Annie? 665 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,320 I can't believe we're being upstaged 666 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,360 by a bargain-basement Fairy Godmother 667 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,080 and her closet-case of a husband. 668 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,680 When did we become the beige ones? We're supposed to be quiet in here. 669 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,560 She can't even apply mascara properly. 670 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,960 She looks like a massive twat. Be kind. 671 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,280 You don't know what she's been through. 672 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,880 Stop being so bloody nice all the time, would you? 673 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,760 It is annoying. Shush now! 674 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,080 Don't! 675 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,200 Don't, I have a semi now. 676 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,120 THEY LAUGH 677 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,440 Come on. 678 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,200 Let's do one more round. 679 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,960 It's like being back at school, and no-one wants to play with us. 680 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,880 CHILD: That's how I feel, too. 681 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,320 Oh! Shit! 682 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,640 Hi. 683 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,360 How long have you been there? Since lunchtime. 684 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,080 You two swear a lot. 685 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,840 Er...well, we didn't think anyone else was in here. 686 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,760 I like spying on people. 687 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,680 Are you gays? 688 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,720 Sorry? Cos Claire told me there might be gays here, 689 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,120 but I've never met a real one before. 690 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,000 # Ta-dah! # 691 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,680 Erm, Claire, is she your, er, your foster carer? 692 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,800 Is she around anywhere? 693 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,440 When you kissed, 694 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:59,040 it sounded like you were slurping a giant ice lolly. 695 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,760 Yuck. It was disgusting. 696 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,080 I had to put my fingers in my ears. 697 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,800 Do you have any lollies? 698 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,200 Er, no... 699 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,680 Sweets? 700 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,840 No. You're not trying very hard. 701 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,880 Cos some of the others have sweets. 702 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,960 You need to bring sweets if you want us to like you. 703 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,120 Fairy Godmother has sweets. 704 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,160 But she's a massive twat. 705 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,040 What are we doing? Following him. Why? 706 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,480 I don't know! In case he says anything, 707 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,960 and we need to explain ourselves. 708 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,840 Doesn't stalking a child feel a bit paedo-y? No! 709 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,560 Wait. Does it? 710 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,920 A bit. I can't believe he heard us. 711 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,480 I can't believe he heard me say I had a semi. What if he says 712 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,840 he heard me say I had a semi, and they don't approve us 713 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,720 because I said I had a semi, and he heard me say it? Wow, Gabriel. 714 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,800 That was kind of extraordinary. Stop it, I'm serious. 715 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,840 I think we just broke all the rules in the brochure. 716 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:07,200 No more than Fairy Godmother Child Catcher. 717 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,120 We didn't bribe him, did we? But we made-out in front of him 718 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,440 and called one of the other adopters a fucking twat. 719 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,680 Who's a fucking twat? 720 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,480 Jackie, I think we've done a boo-boo. 721 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,040 We didn't know he was there! 722 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,240 CHUCKLING: It's the first rule of parenting... 723 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,760 We know, we know! 724 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,400 Shouldn't we apologise or something? 725 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,880 No, don't worry, seriously. 726 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,040 I know his social worker, Llinos. 727 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,560 Plus, his foster carer, Claire, is a hoot. 728 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,720 It'll be fine. 729 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,640 To be honest, that boy's heard a hell of a lot worse. 730 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,120 Did you see his profile? 731 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,840 We said between one and six. He's too old. 732 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,720 Well, he's only just turned seven. 733 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,560 Yeah, going on 40! 734 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,480 Well, you would be, too, if you'd been through what he has. 735 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,240 Anyway, I will speak to his family finder, 736 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,880 and we'll get him to introduce you to Llinos and Claire. 737 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,000 I thought we didn't need to apologise? 738 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,120 Well, you don't. I just think you should chat with them about Jake. 739 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,680 But he's a boy. 740 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,000 I know. 741 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,720 But keep an open mind. 742 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:15,440 Cos it sounds to me like you've made a connection. 743 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,760 DOOR CLOSES 744 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,560 Right. Before I start, 745 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,400 which one of you's the mum, and which one of you's the dad? 746 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,960 Sorry? 747 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,800 SHE LAUGHS 748 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,840 Got you! Look at their faces, Llinos! 749 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,160 Don't worry, boys. 750 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,000 My daughter's a lesbian. 751 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,520 And when I had my first gay adopters, 752 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,520 she kept telling me off for trying to work out which one was the mum 753 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,920 and which one was the dad. 754 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,080 But then, I realised, one was both, 755 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,920 and the other one was lazy. 756 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,960 THEY LAUGH 757 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,480 So, I hear you're interested in my Jakey? 758 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,120 Well... Yes. 759 00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,800 So, what can I tell you about Jake? 760 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,360 He's my biggest achievement - that's what he is. 761 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,600 And you've been doing this for 30 years, 762 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,120 so that's saying something. 763 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,840 How many is it now? 764 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,360 I think it's around 400 and counting. 765 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,360 Sorry, 400 what? 766 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,360 Children. Shit. 767 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,000 Jake was right. 768 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 You DO have potty-mouths. 769 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,080 Sorry. I'm teasing! 770 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,200 Anyway, some people thought he was unadoptable 771 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,960 when he first came to me. 772 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,600 Didn't they, Llin? 773 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,680 Said he was feral. 774 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,680 SHE SCOFFS 775 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,760 Can you imagine that? Calling a child feral? 776 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,640 He wasn't feral. 777 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,760 He was terrified - especially of men. 778 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,440 Wouldn't come near Malcolm - that's my husband - 779 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,960 first couple of weeks. 780 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,760 So then, Malcs started taking him on the school run. 781 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,200 Jake could just about manage that. 782 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,760 Five minutes in the car with him, belted in the back, 783 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,160 where he didn't have to look him in the eye. 784 00:46:55,160 --> 00:47:00,040 But then, by the end of term, Malcs had him singing along to... 785 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,520 # Where do you go to my, lovely? # 786 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,120 No way! Th-That's the song Gabe performed the night we met. 787 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:08,600 Well, there's a sign if ever I heard one! 788 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,440 THEY LAUGH 789 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,440 Voice of angel, Jake has. 790 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,760 Mind you, he can be a right devil too sometimes. 791 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,000 But nothing you can't handle. 792 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,800 It's all bravado. 793 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,160 He was under the sofa, wasn't he? 794 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,960 Yeah. That'll be right. 795 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,080 He likes to hide in small spaces. 796 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,600 That way, he can be sure no-one else is in there with him. 797 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:35,120 But what that boy needs more than anything else is patience, 798 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,080 cuddles, and love. 799 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,520 God, I'm going to miss his cuddles. 800 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,240 Going to break my heart when he leaves. 801 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,720 I'd adopt him myself, but I've got six already. 802 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,480 Six?! 803 00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,520 Three of my own, three adopted. 804 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:57,120 And, anyway, two dads would be bloody fantastic for him! 805 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,680 As long as you can keep your hands off each other. 806 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,200 We really are very sorry about all that. Don't be. 807 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:07,120 Don't ever apologise for showing a child what real love looks like. 808 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,320 Do you want a minute, boys? 809 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,560 Please. 810 00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,600 EZMIE: That's so funny, that's so funny! 811 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,480 We're all just children, aren't we? 812 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,760 Couldn't we at least take a look at his CAR B form? 813 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,600 He's seven and a boy. 814 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,800 And it's complex. 815 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,560 We can't just keep moving the goalposts. 816 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,920 I don't see what the problem is. I don't want a boy. 817 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,400 But don't you feel...? If it's just about "feeling", 818 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,040 why did we bother going through the assessment? 819 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,000 Come on, sweetheart. 820 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,600 WATER RUNS 821 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,480 TOOTHBRUSHES VIBRATE 822 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,800 Maybe we should have a look. 823 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,200 Just a look. It doesn't mean... 824 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,600 I know, I know. 825 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,000 Just a look. 826 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,200 LLINOS: "Jake is an inquisitive, bright child 827 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,960 "with a vivid imagination." 828 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,280 Out came their very own baby... 829 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,240 "He's deeply affectionate, 830 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,840 "but can be extremely hyper-vigilant." 831 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:18,880 Ahh! 832 00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,840 "And his behaviour can sometimes be difficult to manage. 833 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,840 "However, this has much improved during placement, 834 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,480 "and Jake is responding well to praise and firm boundaries." 835 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,040 You're safe, hon, you're safe. You're safe. 836 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,520 "He's come a long way since he first arrived. 837 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,320 "He has a good relationship with both foster carers, 838 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,480 "demonstrating an ability to form a strong attachment..." 839 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,920 LOUD CRASH What are you doing? Oh, my God! 840 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,160 Go away, get out, don't worry. Get up! 841 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,680 "..though he still has issues with trust due to 842 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,120 "his early years' experiences." 843 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,280 HE SNIFFLES 844 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,600 JAKE'S MUM: Let me see him! 845 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,120 SIREN WAILS, INDISTINCT SHOUTING 846 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,200 Jake! Jake! Jake, I'm sorry! 847 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,480 I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please let me see him! 848 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,160 Let me see him! Let me see him! 849 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:22,600 HE SNIFFLES 850 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,840 SOBS QUIETLY 851 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,320 Is violence hereditary? 852 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:49,600 No. 853 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,960 I don't think so. 854 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,240 Because what if he ends up hurting us? 855 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,680 What if his dad turns up one day and kills us? 856 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,760 That's highly unlikely, though, isn't it? 857 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,760 But, still... 858 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,640 ..there's no way I'd meet them. 859 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,560 They're monsters. 860 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,480 Does that mean that you're...? 861 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,000 I don't know, and... 862 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,040 ..he's so far removed from what we originally specified. 863 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,360 He's a boy. I don't like boys... 864 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,840 But you're gay! So I know what they're capable of. 865 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,200 We shouldn't be seduced just because we've met him. 866 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,840 We just need to think about the cold, hard facts. 867 00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,200 But he isn't a cold, hard fact any more, is he? 868 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,040 I knew this would happen. 869 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,040 I knew that you would get attached. 870 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,640 He's got some really intense needs and... 871 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,440 Look, I know. I know. 872 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,600 ANDY SIGHS 873 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,080 What would you do, Billy? 874 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,080 IN DEEP VOICE: "Do it. 875 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,160 "Do it! 876 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,760 "Do it!" 877 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,600 Wrong gender, though. 878 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,320 Billy was actually a girl. 879 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,000 No? Really? 880 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,960 They only found out after she died. 881 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,480 That's the thing. 882 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,360 There's always been a place for everyone in Victoria Park. 883 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,360 No matter what their gender. 884 00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:28,360 What? 885 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,080 You're such a twat. 886 00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,280 Just think about it. 887 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,720 # You talk like Marlene Dietrich 888 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:46,720 # And you dance like Zizi Jeanmaire 889 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:50,680 # Your clothes are all made by Balmain 890 00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:54,000 # And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair 891 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,520 # Yes, there are... # 892 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:57,120 CHEERING 893 00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:00,840 # You live in a fancy apartment 894 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,760 # Off the Boulevard St Michel 895 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:09,440 # Where you keep your Rolling Stones records 896 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:12,320 # And a friend of Sacha Distel 897 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,120 # Yes, you do... # 898 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,840 Non! Non! 899 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,160 # But where do you go to, my lovely 900 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,360 # When you're alone in your bed 901 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,880 # Tell me the thoughts that surround you 902 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,160 # I want to look inside your head 903 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,640 # Yes, I do 904 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:38,120 # I remember the back streets of Naples 905 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,200 # Two children begging in rags 906 00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:46,000 # Both touched with a burning ambition 907 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,520 # To shake off their earthly-born tags, they tried 908 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,520 # So look into my face, Marie-Claire... # 909 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,720 Andy? 910 00:55:57,720 --> 00:56:00,960 # And remember just who you are 911 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,080 # Then go and forget me forever... # What? 912 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,600 Let's do it. 913 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,360 # But I know you still bear the scars 914 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,000 # Deep inside, yes, you do 915 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,560 # I know where you go to, my lovely 916 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,720 # When you're alone in your bed 917 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,280 # I know the thoughts that surround you 918 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:30,920 # Cos I can look inside your head! # 919 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,400 CHEERING AND WHISTLING 920 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,520 MUSIC ENDS 921 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,400 CHEERING