1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,604 LAINEY: Back in the '90s, there was nothing Principal Glascott 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:05,339 loved more than the morning meeting. 3 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:07,108 It's where he got to bring everyone up to speed 4 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,110 on what was happening at his beloved William Penn. 5 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:12,746 Okay, so, we need three more chaperones for the Spring dance. 6 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,515 Uh, this weekend we'll be cleaning out the kitchen, 7 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,050 so any food that you leave behind 8 00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:18,052 will become an app for my book club. 9 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,753 Not my celery sticks! (LAUGHS) 10 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:23,791 Also, tomorrow morning, I will be going under the knife and may die. 11 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,693 Wait, what? Oh, it's nothing to worry about. 12 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:30,631 It's just some very invasive, life-threatening...procedure. 13 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:32,233 Oh, my God, why didn't you tell us sooner? 14 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,534 John, what's going on? 15 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,136 You can tell us. We can handle it. 16 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,005 (SIGHS) I'm having hallux valgus surgery. 17 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,374 John, should we get a prayer chain going? 18 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,076 It sounds serious. Calm down, people. 19 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,477 The man has a bunion. 20 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:44,812 Mee Maw Mellor had a bunion. 21 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:47,148 It's, uh, a little extra bone on your big toe. 22 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,949 Well, mine's actually at the base of my baby toe, 23 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:51,152 medically referred to as a "bunionette." 24 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,421 Anyways, I'll be out for the next few days 25 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:56,224 and will need someone to fill in as acting principal 26 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,826 while I'm gone staring death in the face. 27 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,228 Or just your gross toe. 28 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:04,832 The person that I will be passing the torch to is... 29 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:08,068 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 30 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,270 ...CB. 31 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:10,371 Really? Really? 32 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,106 Really? Oh, my God! 33 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:14,275 I-I don't even... I don't even know what to say. 34 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,843 What an honor. Wow. 35 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,745 I promise to represent this school 36 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,647 to the best of my ability, John. 37 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,250 Relax, Miss America. It's a couple days. 38 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:25,018 * One of these days, you're gonna get outta here 39 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:28,222 * Live your life and finally be free 40 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:31,192 * Go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do 41 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:35,095 * Someday, you will say "Those were the days" * 42 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:37,064 LAINEY: It was April 15th, 1990-something, 43 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,399 and Coach Mellor and Julie's relationship 44 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,000 was chugging along comfortably. 45 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,537 Ah! There's the light of my very healthy and active life. 46 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,173 Are you ready for Stouffer's French Bread Pizza 47 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,574 and Nash Bridges tonight? 48 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:49,109 Actually, I was thinking that we could go see Rent 49 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,312 at the Forrest Theater, you know, have a night out? 50 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,714 Great, but not on the night of the season finale. 51 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,250 We didn't watch 23 episodes of Nash Bridges 52 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,785 to miss the big finale. 53 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,953 I'm sure they'll just solve the 24th crime, 54 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:02,256 but maybe we could go see Rent tomorrow night. 55 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,057 Tomorrow night is, uh, tuna casserole and Boggle. 56 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:05,626 The night after that? Fajitas on the grill 57 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,595 and washing the mesh pinnies from gym class. 58 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,929 That's certainly much better. 59 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,598 That's my girl! Back on track! 60 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,500 (SMOOCHES AND CHUCKLES) 61 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,335 Rick, I don't mean to pry. 62 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,769 Don't you, though? 63 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,406 But that woman is clearly looking to get out and have a little fun, 64 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,308 and all you want to do is sit at home 65 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,810 eating and sniffing kids' gym clothes. 66 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:23,944 Never at the same time. 67 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,313 You two are clearly in a rut. 68 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,447 You're damn right we are! 69 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,781 Wait, do you think that's a good thing? 70 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,149 The rut is the dream! 71 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:31,151 I mean, it just means that the relationship is smooth sailing, 72 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,753 and there are no kinks to iron out. 73 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,054 Do you ever do date nights? 74 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,456 For us, every night is a date night. 75 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,524 You just heard three of them. 76 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:37,725 Did you hear three date nights? 77 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,093 At this point, I don't know if I can identify a date night. 78 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:42,230 I mean, is that when you go out and listen to music 79 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,432 that isn't about what direction the wheels on the bus go? 80 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,666 I'm just trying to help you. 81 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,501 Julie wants to shake things up. 82 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:50,170 If you can't do that, she may look for someone who can. 83 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,772 Julie shakes things up plenty! 84 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,942 In fact, lately, she's been out studying for her nursing exam 85 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,143 with her gal pal, Leslie! 86 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,378 Hey, Rick. 87 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,313 Leslie's here, and I wanted you guys to meet. 88 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:02,250 Hi! You must be Leslie's very ripped and smoldering husband. 89 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,684 I'm Rick Mellor. Nice to meet you. 90 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,018 (LAUGHING) No, Rick. 91 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,287 This is Leslie. 92 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,155 But you're a boy! 93 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,490 No, he is all man. 94 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,958 Yeah, people get it confused all the time. 95 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,326 Don't feel bad. (CHUCKLES) 96 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,927 Well, that sure shook things up. 97 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,463 LAINEY: As Mellor was beginning to worry 98 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:16,830 about Julie's new study partner, 99 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,332 CB was starting the day off 100 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:20,033 with a fun spin on the morning announcements. 101 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,969 Good morning, William Penn! 102 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,170 I don't know if you've heard, 103 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,573 but there's a new sheriff in town. 104 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:26,740 (COCONUT HALVES CLACKING) 105 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,108 (IMITATES HORSE WHINNYING) 106 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:31,579 It's me, Charlie Brown, your temporary interim principal! 107 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,047 Please mosey on over for some counseling, 108 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,049 discipline, or just a nice high-five. 109 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,719 (WOOD CLACKS) My door will always be open, and if it's shut, 110 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:39,953 just give me a nice, little... 111 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,290 (KNOCKS ON TABLE) ...or a "ding-dong"! 112 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,157 To be clear, you're gonna have to say "ding-dong" 113 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:45,859 because we don't actually have a doorbell. 114 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,329 Now, giddy on up to your classes, everybody! 115 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,530 (COCONUT HALVES CLACKING) 116 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,665 LAINEY: Yep, CB was feeling great about his new gig. 117 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,701 That is, until he ran into "The Pinkies," 118 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,169 a trio of popular girls who ruled the school. 119 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:58,872 They sometimes wore pink, but always did this. 120 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,574 Hi! Hi, Mr. Brown! 121 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,376 I mean, Principal Brown. 122 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,345 I heard Glascott's foot died and you're in charge now. 123 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,414 Not entirely accurate, but sure! 124 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,450 So, I'm having my birthday bash this Saturday, and I was wondering... 125 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:11,385 Oh, I am incredibly flattered, 126 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,686 but it's also my Nana's b-day, 127 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,423 and we are touring the Yankee Candle Factory, 128 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,691 so... (CHUCKLES) But I'll take a party bag. 129 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:18,759 Yeah, no. 130 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,328 Anyway, my dad owns Kinko's, 131 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:23,764 so I'm kind of known for having these rad party invitations... 132 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:26,434 Full-color cardstock, photo-gloss finish. 133 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,901 None of that matte garbage. 134 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,169 Yeah, we hate that garbage. 135 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,204 Such garbage. Stop it! 136 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:34,342 Anyway, this year I want to go all-out 137 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:35,576 and surprise my guests 138 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,379 by putting their invitations inside their lockers. 139 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,047 Oh, wow! That is delightful! 140 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,114 You're such a good friend. 141 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,751 So, can you do me a teeny, tiny favor 142 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,454 and get me the combinations to these 37 lockers? 143 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:49,523 Opening other students' lockers to put party invites in? 144 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,525 Sounds awesome! 145 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,293 Happy to oblige! You're the best. 146 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:54,728 I'll send Marni later to pick them up. 147 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,196 Bye-e-e! 148 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,531 Bye! 149 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:01,101 Hey. Did I just hear you agree to give Gina 37 locker combinations? 150 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,803 Yeah, for her birthday invites. 151 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,372 She's trying to make her guests feel special. 152 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,073 It's the exact opposite. 153 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,808 She is trying to make a very clear point 154 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,242 of how exclusive her party is 155 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,144 so everyone who doesn't get invited feels like crap. 156 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:12,245 Why would she do that? 157 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,914 That's what she feeds off of. She's a monster. 158 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,983 Gina? She's a classic mean girl. 159 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,819 The Pinkies are at the top of the William Penn social pyramid. 160 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,754 They decide who's cool and who's not. 161 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,490 And they manipulate anyone in their sights 162 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:23,824 and use them however they see fit. 163 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,325 So they're like super villains? 164 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,660 I'm just saying you're principal right now, 165 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,029 and this party can make for a pretty rough couple of days. 166 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,598 Do you think that I don't have what it takes? 167 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,700 I'm just saying you could really use my help on this one. 168 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,802 I see what's going on here. 169 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,971 Looks like someone is jealous that Glascott didn't pick you. 170 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:41,775 CB, this is not a power grab for an unpaid temporary job. 171 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,677 Look, I was a teenage girl once, 172 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,946 and I've had my fair share of dust-ups with their kind. 173 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,014 I know how to tangle. 174 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,517 Thank you, but I am good, all right? 175 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:51,985 And as your supervisor, may I just say 176 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,822 to get your caboose over to that fifth period right now? 177 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,123 Toot-toot! 178 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:59,860 Without my train sound-effect whistle, it just doesn't pop. 179 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,294 (LAUGHS) 180 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:03,497 So, Julie tells me you're a tremendous athlete, Rick. 181 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,332 I, uh, played a little high-school basketball. 182 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,967 Probably shirts and skins. 183 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,136 I imagine you played on the skins team. 184 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,370 I'm imagining it right now. 185 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,672 I played high-school basketball, 186 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,373 but then I went on to play college ball. 187 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:14,475 You got me beat there. 188 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,609 College ball is a different beast. 189 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,377 I mean, I had a couple of scholarship offers, 190 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,680 but then one morning I just woke up and I decided 191 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,549 to grab a backpack and travel the world, 192 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,651 wherever the wind takes me. And I'm speaking literally. 193 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:24,852 I was on a one-man sailboat. 194 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,154 That's Leslie. Mr. Spontaneity. 195 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,321 Well, this has been great! 196 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:31,024 Uh, but, uh, Julie and I have our regular 197 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,926 weekly Taco Tuesday lunch, so... 198 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,828 Actually, Rick, with the nursing test coming up, 199 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,864 I want to get in as much studying as I can. 200 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,899 So Leslie and I are going to have a "studying lunch" 201 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,868 on myology at the cafe down the street. 202 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,736 Myology. Nice meeting you, Rick. 203 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,404 Nice to meet you, man Leslie. 204 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:47,475 And I'm sorry, but I think I'm gonna have to skip Nash Bridges tonight. 205 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,843 Leslie's coming over so we can study anatomy. 206 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:51,579 Anatomy. 207 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,780 (COFFEE MUG TAPS LIGHTLY) 208 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,381 For the first time ever, I envy Julie. 209 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,483 Wilma, you're right! 210 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,884 Julie and I are in a rut! 211 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,351 No! You're in the rut! 212 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:02,122 Julie's climbed out and is about to free solo Mount Leslie! 213 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,658 LAINEY: The writing was on the wall for Mellor. 214 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:08,395 As for Principal CB, he was trying to get some signatures for Glascott. 215 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,263 Come on, man. That's all of my food. 216 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,065 Sorry, it's a "get well" card for John. 217 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,834 I'm trying to get the whole faculty to sign it. 218 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,102 I never know what to write in these things. 219 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,203 There's too much pressure. 220 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,572 Okay. Mean girls. 221 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:19,940 I don't know what Lainey's talking about. 222 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:23,443 Those three are thick as thieves. 223 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:24,612 No! 224 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,680 Oh, Gina, Marni, come on. 225 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,948 Oh, that's not good. 226 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,918 All right, time to be Principal CB here and get to work. 227 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,620 Are you about to talk to Gina and her crew? 228 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:33,721 That is correct. 229 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,255 No. They're in my Spanish class. 230 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:38,559 I call them Las rosaditas del diablo. 231 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:40,460 "The devil's pinkies"? 232 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:41,962 Oh, my God, you, too? Come on. 233 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,063 CB! I've got this! 234 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,331 CB! 235 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,933 Hi, Jessica. 236 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,000 Everything okay? 237 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:49,469 I just got this from Gina's people. 238 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,138 That'd be Marni. 239 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,306 "You're not invited." What? 240 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,809 Right? I thought I was a "Pinky for Life." 241 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:56,910 That's our motto. 242 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:57,978 Well, did something happen? 243 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,146 I don't know. 244 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,781 Maybe I looked at Todd weird. 245 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,083 Maybe my sweater was too much like hers. 246 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,618 Maybe she's just jealous because my hair 247 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,719 looks better in a French braid. 248 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:08,956 Well, you know my motto... "If you feel bad, 249 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,924 "tell the person who made you feel bad 250 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,026 "and find out why they made you feel bad 251 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,662 "so that you don't feel bad." 252 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,031 That's super clunky. 253 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,567 I'll just find other friends... 254 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,702 Or eat lunch alone for the rest of my life. 255 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:25,806 That is not a pink devil girl. 256 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,340 That is just someone in need. 257 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,743 And lucky for her she's got a principal who won't give up. 258 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,378 Not giving up is a big mistake. 259 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,213 (GROANS) You sound just like Lainey. 260 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,314 Why, is she right, too? 261 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,016 I'm already formulating a plan 262 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,785 that's not only gonna help Jessica, 263 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,287 but it's gonna get all three friends back together. 264 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,955 Well, we're gonna miss you around here. 265 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:42,990 Good luck! 266 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:48,395 LAINEY: CB was determined to solve the drama between The Pinkies, 267 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,930 and I had thought up a solution of my own. 268 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,865 Hey. Coop came by and told me what happened with Jessica 269 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,134 getting de-invited from Gina's party. 270 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,669 Yeah, she's really upset. 271 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,237 I know how I can help. 272 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,972 I'll start a rumor there's a Germantown party 273 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,074 the night of Gina's party that Jessica's going to, 274 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,309 which will make everyone go, 275 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,611 "What's the big Germantown party?" 276 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,013 And Gina will be nervous that kids are gonna not go to her party. 277 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,081 So, to make sure the pretend Germantown party 278 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,483 doesn't overwhelm her party, she'll invite anyone, 279 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,620 including the dis-invited Jessica. 280 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,854 Okay, you're acting like a child, 281 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,388 whereas I'm the person in charge. 282 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,725 So, while I appreciate your input... Actually, not at all. 283 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:21,328 Who said that? This stuff is clearly out of your pay grade, okay? 284 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,196 Hi, Mr. Brown. You wanted to see me? 285 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,365 Jessica, yes, I did. Please take a seat. 286 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,433 Am I in trouble? 287 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,535 No, the opposite of trouble. Don't worry. 288 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,504 What are they doing here? 289 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:32,840 What's she doing here? 290 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,107 Yeah, what's she doing here? 291 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,709 What are all of them doing here? 292 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,111 Chill. CB the Principal has got this. 293 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:41,414 I am about to turn back time. 294 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,515 You're gonna sing like Cher? 295 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:45,052 No, something better. Please, take a seat. 296 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,621 A journey through the long history 297 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,156 of your beautiful friendship, 298 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,891 as told by the William Penn yearbook. 299 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,292 Here we go. 300 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,027 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS) 301 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:55,428 Oh, my God. This isn't happening. 302 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,930 Aww, look at you guys. 303 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,032 Second grade. Thick as thieves. 304 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,568 Speaking of thick, you really did hold on to that baby fat. 305 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,704 Yeah. I remember you called me "Miss Piggy." 306 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,605 Well, you do snort when you laugh. (CHUCKLES) 307 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,007 I don't think this is making them any closer. 308 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,408 Let me start my second-party rumor. 309 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,778 No! You are a teacher. We do not start rumors, okay? 310 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,313 I am principal, authorized by John Glascott, 311 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,749 who may or may not have survived his bunion surgery. 312 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,651 So do not undermine me, please. 313 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,319 And... First day of high school! 314 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,321 Oh, my God, you never gave me that shirt back! 315 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,455 I did you a favor. 316 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,257 As if you've ever been able to pull off olive. 317 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,425 Klepto! Bitch! 318 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,094 Christmas pageant! Abort! 319 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,796 They feel your desperation, and it repulses them! 320 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,598 You know what? You are both officially off my party list! 321 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,666 (BOTH GASP) 322 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,068 But, "Pinkies for Life." 323 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,469 Why don't you put that away? 324 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,638 CB's plan hadn't worked out like he'd hoped. 325 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,108 (DOORBELL RINGS) Meanwhile, Julie and Leslie were hoping to have 326 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,143 a productive study session. 327 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,244 Hey-oh! 328 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,345 Rick, what are you doing here? 329 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,748 Brought you some brain food for your study sesh. 330 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,916 Unexpected. 331 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,751 Some might even say spontaneous. 332 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:54,587 We've got, uh, manchego, chorizo, pan y mantequilla. 333 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:55,989 That all sounds delicious. 334 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,458 Well, I thought we'd get a head start on the food we'll be eating in... 335 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,693 (SPANISH ACCENT) Barcelona! 336 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,528 (GASPS) Which is the first stop on our spontaneous 337 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:02,996 trip around the world. 338 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,965 Oh, Barcelona is beautiful. 339 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,335 If you go, you must see the Basilica de la Sagrada Familia. 340 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,237 Must we? And do me a favor. 341 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,940 Go to the Cafe de l'Opera, tell Roberto I sent you, 342 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:16,276 and ask him to make you his special paella de Leslie. 343 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,112 Nah, we're not gonna have any time for that. Pack a bag, baby! 344 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,849 This is, uh, all very sudden and... And exciting! 345 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,316 I know. I don't even have a passport. 346 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,153 But I can't travel or go anywhere until after I take 347 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,388 my nurse practitioner certification test. 348 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:32,359 All right, well, we'll put a spontaneous pin in our spontaneous trip! 349 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,728 Thank you. And when you ace this test, 350 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,197 I am personally gonna have a name plate made that says 351 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,967 "School Nurse Practitioner Julie." 352 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,035 We can even bring it to Barcelona. 353 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,704 Rick, I'm taking this test so I can get a job back at the hospital 354 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,940 and continue to learn and advance my career. 355 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,142 But your career is at William Penn, with me. 356 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,510 I like working at the school, 357 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,112 but for me, it was always temporary. 358 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,881 Julie's an exceptional nurse. 359 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,682 In fact, when she passes her certification, 360 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,184 I'm gonna do my best to get her a position 361 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,685 at Abington Memorial with me. 362 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,587 With you? Yes, that's where Leslie works. 363 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,855 And he said he's gonna put in a good word 364 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:02,990 with his department head. 365 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,758 That's very helpful of you, Leslie. 366 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,726 I appreciate you extending the courtesy to my girlfriend. 367 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,830 (BREATHES SHARPLY) Ah, you're truly a good guy. 368 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,664 Leslie's truly an (BLEEP). 369 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,201 I'm gonna take him down and show Julie I'm the dominant male. 370 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,770 Seems like so far, he's dominated you everywhere. 371 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,706 Which is why the next battle will be in my arena! 372 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,608 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS) 373 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,610 (MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS) 374 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,345 You're gonna play him in badminton? 375 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:28,849 No, one-on-one basketball, or as they say in Barcelona, 376 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,785 uno-a-uno en baloncesto. 377 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,888 LAINEY: While Mellor was getting pumped to go head-to-head with Leslie, 378 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:38,225 CB was feeling deflated due to some tough feedback from his boss. 379 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,961 So, I heard all about your Pinkies disaster. 380 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,263 John, I have got everything under control, all right? 381 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,932 It's just three upset friends. 382 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,733 Oh, this is way bigger than upset friends. 383 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,235 The whole party is off. 384 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,104 I got Marni's mom up my ass 'cause she can't get a refund 385 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,206 for her daughter's dumb sequin party dress. 386 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,376 Like somehow it's my fault she lost the receipt from Wet Seal. 387 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,511 I'm... I'm sorry. GLASCOTT: Oh, that's not all. 388 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,780 Gina's dad permanently revoked our school's discount 389 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,816 on all banner printings from Kinko's. 390 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,717 So I guess the football players will be taking the field 391 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,086 running through nothing! 392 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,187 It's hard to cheer for that 393 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,555 'cause you can see them the whole time. 394 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,358 And Jessica and Marni both dropped out of the school musical 395 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,960 and took all the other girls with them 396 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,062 to show solidarity against Gina! 397 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,764 Now it's just Guys? No Dolls? 398 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,766 Sorry to interrupt, but I thought you should know 399 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,968 I was just able to subdue 400 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,569 a colossal food fight in the cafeteria. 401 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,906 What happened? All I really know is what with The Pinkies disbanding, 402 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,675 the students feel no need to abide by the rules of society. 403 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,443 Don't worry. I'll clean it up. 404 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,644 Just be careful out there! 405 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,813 Oh, my God, it's even worse than I thought! 406 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,248 I can fix this, all right? 407 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,918 We haven't even tried puppets yet with the girls. 408 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:41,288 And as you know, that is the ultimate conflict resolution tool. 409 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,790 You do not have the authority to go into my puppet drawer! 410 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,992 (DRAWER SLAMS) 411 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,394 Oh, God, and to think this could all have been solved 412 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,429 with a rumor about a competing party! 413 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,630 That is what I've been saying! 414 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,099 You have? 415 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,867 I see. 416 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,502 Lainey Lewis, you are now 417 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,504 the new Interim Principal of William Penn. 418 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,172 Huh? Well, well done. 419 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,941 Guess you've got everything you ever wanted. 420 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,044 What? Yeah, you've been gunning for my job since Day One. 421 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,212 This is Day One. 422 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,881 You've angled and you've played, and you know what? 423 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,516 You are just like those Pinkie girls. 424 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,251 You are a Pinkie teacher. 425 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,619 So, bye-e. 426 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,821 LAINEY: As CB was giving me the cold shoulder, 427 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,724 Mellor was warming up for his one-on-one game with Leslie. 428 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,327 All right, Rick. It's game time. 429 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,828 Leslie hasn't arrived yet, but when he does, 430 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,330 I am prepared to give him 431 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,165 the worst basketball-related beat-down 432 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,967 since the Jocks defeated the Rocks 433 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,003 in MTV's Rock Jock B-Ball Jam '93. 434 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,271 Why do you even know that? 435 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,505 That event was the perfect confluence 436 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,475 of my love for basketball and my disdain for Urkel 437 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,446 and his abject refusal to admit that he did "do that." 438 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,881 Hey, Rick. Ready to hoop it up. 439 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:42,983 Where are the rest of the guys? 440 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,351 The rest of the eight guys flaked. 441 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,354 I don't know why I keep inviting those eight guys. They always flake. 442 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,022 They're the flakiest eight guys I know. 443 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,723 Right, Wilma? Don't involve me in your weirdness. 444 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,025 Well, since it's just you and I, 445 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,226 what do you say we go one-on-one? 446 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,762 Uh, yeah, sure. Just give me a minute to stretch. 447 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,330 All right! (CHUCKLES) 448 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,166 My plan is going off like clockwork. 449 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,467 Julie will arrive in the middle of the game 450 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,202 and see me dominating Leslie, 451 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,537 and that image will be seared into her brain. 452 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,039 Leslie, a sniveling loser, 453 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,308 curled up in the fetal position on the gym floor 454 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,077 while I stand over him 455 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,645 like a mythical basketball Minotaur, 456 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,347 half man, half bull! 457 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,083 All champion! 458 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,051 All right, I'm ready. Ah, time to play. 459 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:22,389 Now, so we know who's on whose team, let's go shirts and skins. 460 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,690 Rick, you're shirts. 461 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,692 I guess that makes you skins, Leslie. 462 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,060 Pop that top, big boy! 463 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,362 It's pretty clear what the teams are, Wilma. Let's do this! 464 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,430 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 465 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,777 LAINEY: Word spread of Coach's heated one-on-one game. 466 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,980 And soon enough, there was a full house watching, 467 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,781 as Mellor dominated Leslie. 468 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,451 (CROWD CHEERING) 469 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,993 Time! (WHISTLE BLOWS) 470 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,129 Julie, what a nice surprise. 471 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,263 You asked me to come here. 472 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,998 Are you playing one-on-one against Leslie? 473 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,967 Yeah, just for fun. I mean, I'm the 15 and he's the 6, 474 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,636 so I'm winning by a lot. 475 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,604 Why don't you sit down and enjoy the game? 476 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,273 Sure. Time back in! 477 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,576 Since I've been running away with this, 478 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,778 I'll go a little easier on you, starting about now. 479 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,814 (CROWD CHEERS) 480 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:25,018 STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Mellor! 481 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,153 (COUGHS) 482 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,420 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 483 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,022 Tom's choking! 484 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,423 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come here. Come on. Come on. 485 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,558 I gotcha. I gotcha. 486 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,727 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS) 487 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,263 Oh, my God, Leslie! 488 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,797 You saved his life! 489 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,466 STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Leslie! 490 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,633 No, no. 491 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,735 Let's not forget the score. 492 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,604 It's 18-6. (CHANTING CONTINUES) 493 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,973 Did you see what Leslie did? Can you believe it? 494 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,575 Yeah, he stole my thunder. 495 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,143 Tom Scott was choking. 496 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,112 Yeah, well, he's partially to blame, too. 497 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,181 Rick, are you jealous of Leslie? 498 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,983 Of course I'm jealous. He's got a paella named after him, for God's sake! 499 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,153 I'm just some boring routine guy 500 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,622 who makes you stay at home and wash gym clothes. 501 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,058 You deserve that job and to spend all your time with him. 502 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,793 Rick. Don't. 503 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,328 And it's true. We are stuck in a rut. 504 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,996 Maybe going to work with Leslie 505 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,231 is the best way to get out of it. 506 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,335 (BALL BOUNCES) 507 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,806 LAINEY: After calling me out as a mean girl, 508 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,376 CB was going to get back at me by pulling a mean girl move of his own. 509 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,878 Oh, I'm sorry. This party is invite-only. 510 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,181 What party? This is the teachers' lounge. 511 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,183 With balloons and a cheese plate. 512 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,051 No. Yeah, so clearly a party. 513 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,553 The cheese choice is yellow or white. 514 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,722 With either Ritz crackers or broken Ritz crackers. 515 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,224 And again, if you don't have a party invite, 516 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,425 you're gonna have to skedaddle 517 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,093 'cause this is an exclusive private event. 518 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,261 Okay, I see what you're doing. 519 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,029 Gosh, the tables have certainly been turned on me. 520 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,798 Oh, my God! 521 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:50,036 A party for me and my new perfectly symmetrical feet? 522 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,239 Oh, uh... So, Lainey, how'd everything go? 523 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,174 Pretty good. Pinkie problem solved. 524 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,709 CB reluctantly helped me start a Germantown party rumor 525 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,278 that worked so well 526 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,847 there somehow actually is a Germantown party now. 527 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,715 A bunch of kids over there are disappointed they're not invited, 528 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,050 but, hey, not our problem. 529 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,253 Not our problem at all. (CHUCKLES) 530 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,887 So, I'm glad you two got to work together. 531 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,422 Well, I guess it was dumb to think that 532 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,391 old photos of The Pinkies would remind them 533 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,992 how much they care about each other. 534 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:16,463 (LAUGHS) Yeah, Gina Rivera has no feelings whatsoever. 535 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,065 But it doesn't matter whose idea it was. It got it done. 536 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,768 Well, it was Lainey, so here's your new heir apparent. 537 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,069 I have no interest in this job. 538 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,404 But I did. 539 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,439 I always thought I would follow in your footsteps, John, 540 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,176 going from teacher to counselor to principal. 541 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,043 You still can. But I sucked at it. 542 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,312 So what if you have to go to Lainey 543 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,846 to help you with a student issue 544 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,483 or to Coop to help you plan this awesome party 545 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:40,953 or Johnny Atkins to get the beanies and/or weenies off the cafeteria wall? 546 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,455 For the record, it was both. 547 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,857 Good leaders don't do everything themselves. 548 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,793 They get the best out of everyone they lead. 549 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,060 It's true, CB. 550 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,630 And just so you know, I was on your side the whole time. 551 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,931 There's no one that can inspire 552 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,099 this entire school the way you do. 553 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,735 Thanks, guys. 554 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,104 Now let's get that "welcome back" party started! 555 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,639 Coop, what all do you have planned? 556 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,074 Uh, we... Um, uh. (CHUCKLING) Whoa... 557 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,576 (HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH'S HOLD MY HAND PLAYS) 558 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,646 LAINEY: CB was taking everything Glascott and I said to heart. 559 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,048 * With a little love and some tenderness * 560 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,783 LAINEY: Meanwhile, Julie was hoping to have 561 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,619 a heart-to-heart of her own with Mellor. 562 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,454 Are you rocky-roading at 8:00 a.m.? 563 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,955 With rainbow sprinkles. 564 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,957 Not even the new confetti colors 565 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,693 can brighten the darkness I feel inside. 566 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,298 Look, Leslie is just a friend. 567 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,834 That's all he's ever been. And the job? 568 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,669 Even though I always planned on leaving this school 569 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,238 for bigger career opportunities, 570 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,839 I never planned on leaving you. 571 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,708 With this new job, you're gonna be leaving at the crack of dawn, 572 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,545 you'll come home late, exhausted. 573 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,947 I just feel like we're not gonna have as much time together. 574 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,716 But maybe there's a way that we could add to the time 575 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,418 that we see each other outside of school. 576 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,487 Like, on the weekends? 577 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,988 I was thinking during the week, 578 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:53,125 if, uh, maybe we moved in together? 579 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,694 Wow! 580 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:58,798 Not... Not immediately or anything, but... But someday. 581 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,801 Because no matter how much life changes, 582 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,036 I always want you there with me. 583 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,507 And I, too, also, with change, want that. 584 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,542 For the changes... Wait. 585 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,611 I understand. 586 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,880 I love you. Oh, I love you. 587 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,948 LAINEY: Life can throw a lot of changes our way. 588 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,151 (CLACKING) And sometimes those changes can make us feel insecure, 589 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,187 and we second-guess ourselves. 590 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,523 That's why, as long as you stay true to who you are, 591 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,825 those insecurities will fade away. 592 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:29,061 And if you keep an open mind, you'll find your friendships 593 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,763 will flourish more than ever. 594 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,432 And who knows? 595 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,335 You might even discover a new one in the process. 596 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,004 Or learn a lesson and make an improvement 597 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,772 in one that you already have 598 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,008 and cherish with all your heart. 599 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,749 Good morning, William Penn! 600 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,051 (IMITATES ROOSTER CROWING) 601 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,053 I hope everyone had a great weekend, 602 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,522 even though we had all that rain... 603 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,589 (KERNELS PATTERING) 604 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,224 ...wind... (HAIR DRYER BLOWING) 605 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,592 ...and thunder! 606 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,927 (FOIL WHOOSHING LIGHTLY) 607 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,395 That sounds nothing like it. 608 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,096 It's all I have, John. Workshop it. 609 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,499 Anyway, we have a great week coming up. 610 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,768 Wednesday night's the varsity basketball game. 611 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,570 (BASKETBALL THUMPING) (IMITATES CROWD ROARING) 612 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,439 Hopefully there won't be any broken bones. 613 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,942 (CELERY SNAPS) Because we don't want anyone carted off in an ambulance. 614 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,977 (IMITATES ENGLISH SIREN) 615 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,245 In England? 616 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,713 (IMITATES AMERICAN SIREN) 617 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,248 You guys need to stop! 618 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,816 Okay, uh, let's put on the brakes. 619 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,752 (IMITATES BRAKES SCREECHING) CB, please give it a rest. 620 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,354 (SNORING) (GLASCOTT CHUCKLES) 621 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,921 Hey, I think we're a hit.