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    - Oh! What's the matter,    
my girl?                        

2
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  You've hardly touched         
   your seagull soup.           

3
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- I'm not hungry.               

4
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   - But it's your favourite.   

5
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  - Just not feeling it today.  

6
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 - This isn't about that        

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   rotten Bittern girl, is it?  

8
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   You should be happy          
that she's gone.                

9
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  Bitterns and Butterns         
  aren't meant to be together.  

10
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   - I thought I was over her,  
 but...                         

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   - Tell me.                   

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(cutlery clanks)                

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  Fuck.                         

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  Is that a white girl?         

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 - It's fine. I'm fine.         

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Look, I'm eating.               

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  See?                          

18
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   (laughing)                   

19
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 Oh... Where are you...         

20
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 Sorry, feather.                
  Where are you going?          

21
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  - Put my seagull soup         
 in the fridge.                 

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I'm going                       
to paddle to Grouse Lake.       

23
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 - Why?                         

24
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   - Revenge.                   

25
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 ♪ 'Cause I can love you baby ♪ 

26
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   ♪ All night long ♪♪          

27
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(Roger speaking)                

28
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    And we're debating          
   a hot button issue.          

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   Does the park have           
too many benches,               

30
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 or do we have the right amount 
   of outdoor seating?          

31
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  Let's go to the phone lines.  

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 Anyone?                        

33
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 Anyone?                        

34
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  Do we have too many benches?  

35
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   I'm waiting for your calls.  

36
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   Yes or no?                   

37
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 You all know my stance,        
I'm against them.               

38
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 While you gather your thoughts,

39
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 here's Johnny Longback         

40
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  and the No Jeet Band          
  with the Poop Chute Shuffle.  

41
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 (music playing)                

42
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  It's like nobody's listening! 

43
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(gunfire)                       

44
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 (gasps)                        

45
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   - B'eb! PJ just got          

46
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his first head shot kill!       

47
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   - What did I tell you about  

48
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  playing first-person shooters 
with PJ?                        

49
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  - That we shouldn't.          

50
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 - But you're doing it.         

51
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 - Yeah!                        

52
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 What the heck?                 
  Bad, PJ, bad!                 

53
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(crying)                        

54
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(man): Bitterns!                

55
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  - Who's you?                  

56
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  - I know you                  
   mascootch'es are in there.   

57
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 - It's just a Buttern.         
Don't let him in!               

58
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- Come out and finish me!       

59
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   (Rose): He must be           
  mad about Chickadee.          

60
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   - Why? Because she's dating  
 a mooniya-kwe?                 

61
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- You think he's mad about that?

62
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  - Look at her! Look!          

63
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  You wilted my flower!         

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 Come out and fight me!         

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- Ah...                         

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 He'll go away.                 

67
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- She left her for a white girl!

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 (spits)                        

69
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 (Ernie crying)                 

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  I won't forget this!          

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   (chuckling)                  
- See? He's already gone.       

72
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 (ominous music)                
   - Bittern!                   

73
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   I want you!                  

74
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- What did I do?                

75
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   - My name is Ernie Buttern.  

76
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Your niece broke                
  my daughter's heart.          

77
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 Prepare to die.                

78
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 - I gave you your change, man. 

79
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- Then where is it, bro?        
- I put it in your hand.        

80
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  - Or did you?                 

81
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   Mindblower!                  

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   (laughing)                   

83
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 - Alright, bro,                
  that's the fifth time         

84
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 you've done that today.        

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  - I will be out of your hair  

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   soon enough, Dean.           
  Um, speaking of hair,         

87
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   why don't you check          
 under your hat?                

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 Mind--                         
(startled shout)                

89
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 That was supposed to fly away. 

90
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Uh, that was a...               

91
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   How are things with          
  Cousin Leon?                  

92
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  - Ah, he's working out, man.  

93
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   I boss him around,           
pay him nothing,                

94
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  and I make him work weekends. 

95
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   And I stole Gale from him.   
Our brotherhood is solid.       

96
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 - Just need a signature, boss. 

97
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   - Yeah, man                  

98
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   - And he calls me the boss.  

99
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   - Do you know what           
 you signed there, Dean?        

100
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   - If I had a nickel          
  for everything I didn't know  

101
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I signed,                       

102
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 I would have...                

103
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 seven nickles?                 
   - Oh boy...                  

104
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   - You Bitterns took          
  my daughter's heart.          

105
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So I want to take               
  something of yours...         

106
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  - You're not getting          
my leftover pizza, buddy.       

107
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  - Oh, I want more than that.  

108
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  I want Bittern blood!         

109
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  A fight to the death!         

110
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- Really?                       

111
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- Okay, not to the death.       

112
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   Okay, I just watch           
  a lot of TV.                  

113
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 - I'm not gonna fight you, man!

114
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 I'm a dad now! I'm what        
they call a "role model".       

115
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 - I knew you were a mascootch, 

116
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but I didn't know               
   you were a coward!           

117
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   - Ha, jokes on you!          

118
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  Everybody knows I'm a coward! 
   (chuckling)                  

119
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  (hand thuds)                  
 - Fine!                        

120
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We'll settle this               
  the traditional way.          

121
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The way of our ancestors.       

122
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   - Staring contest.           
  - No.                         

123
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  High stakes cribbage.         

124
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  - You're on!                  

125
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(glass squeaking)               

126
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- Hilda,                        

127
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  no one's listening to my show 

128
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 and I demand Chief and Council 
 do something about it.         

129
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 Hilda?                         

130
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   - Oh. Sorry, what?           
   True crime podcast.          

131
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 - Hilda! Nobody                
is listening to my show!        

132
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   - Well, what do you want me  
 to do?                         

133
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Get Deedee to pass a law        
forcing everyone                

134
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to listen                       
   to your damn show?           

135
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   - You can do that?           

136
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- Face it, Roger.               

137
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 No one wants the radio.        

138
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   It's all podcasts.           

139
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- The hell is a podcast?        

140
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  - It's like TV for your ears. 

141
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I'm listening to one now.       
   It's about crimes.           

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And they're true.               

143
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 - Well, who wants to hear that?

144
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- Everyone does!                

145
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   - What's this for?           

146
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   - Happy retirement.          
   Radio's dead, bro.           

147
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(groans)                        

148
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   (chuckles)                   
 - Are you sure                 

149
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   you're ready for this, guy?  

150
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 - Well, I wanted Bittern blood,
but this will have to do.       

151
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 - I probably shouldn't tell you
this now, Ernie,                

152
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  but I'm a cribbage champion.  

153
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  - Oh, is that a fact?         

154
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- Yeah. I've been playing       
Stephen Harper for years        

155
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and I haven't lost once.        

156
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 - That's technically true. Yes.

157
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 - Well, then, you care         
 to make it interesting?        

158
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 - When I win, I get your canoe.

159
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   The real prize is watching   
 your sorry ass                 

160
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 swim across the river.         
   (chuckles)                   

161
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  - When I win,                 

162
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I'm gonna take something        
  close to your heart.          

163
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  - You leave my leftover pizza 
 alone!                         

164
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   - I don't want your pizza.   

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   I want your lodge.           

166
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  - Haha! Deal.                 

167
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- Not the lodge!                

168
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 - That's crazy!                

169
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- Get over here!                
  - Paul, about that...         

170
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   - Shut up, Stephen Harper.   

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   I'm about to skunk           
  this Buttern's butt.          

172
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  - Um, the reason why          
you beat me so many times       

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is because... I let you.        

174
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  (Paul): What?                 
 (Rose): What?!                 

175
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   - And now I suppose          
  you're gonna tell me          

176
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 you let me beat you at         
   those staring contests too!  

177
00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,560
- Enough!                       

178
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  It's time for some cribbage.  

179
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  (tense music)                 

180
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(Greg whistling)                

181
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- I'll take that!               

182
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 - Hey! Give that back.         

183
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   - No, Dean, this is a deed   

184
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  and your signature's          
  all over it.                  

185
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- What?!                        

186
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  ...is a deed?                 

187
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- It means we own               
 the store now.                 

188
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  (Greg): Yeah.                 
- Who's we, man?                

189
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   - Oh, um...                  

190
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Oh no...                        

191
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  Oh--                          

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(tense percussive music)        

193
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   - Gregory.                   

194
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I am your father.               

195
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 - Nooo!                        

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 Oh, wait, I knew that already. 

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  - Yeah, I knew that too, man. 
 - Yeah.                        

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  - Did you know that?          
   - We all knew this.          

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  (Greg): Yeah.                 

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 (acoustic guitar music)        

201
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  - Does Paul even know         
what he's doing?                

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 (Paul): Come on, man, hurry up!
   Be faster!                   

203
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   (Rose): It's like he's just  
   doing races with the pegs.   

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  - And he's still losing that. 

205
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   - One-twenty-one! Skunked!   

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   (laughing)                   

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   Your lodge is mine!          

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   (laughing)                   

209
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- Lips, I need your help!       

210
00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,958
- Come on, I'm training.        

211
00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,995
  - I'm looking for some crime, 
preferably true.                

212
00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:50,196
   - What for?                  

213
00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,163
- I'm starting a podcast,       

214
00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,298
  except on the radio.          

215
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,533
 Which is way different.        

216
00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,001
  - You're in the right place.  

217
00:08:55,935 --> 00:08:58,671
If it's not here,               
it doesn't exist.               

218
00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:03,042
  Uh, I have some false crime,  
 if you wanna see that?         

219
00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,243
- Dammit!                       

220
00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,313
 - Don't worry,                 

221
00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,749
true crime is everywhere.       
  You just gotta look.          

222
00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,018
- Then let's go.                

223
00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,821
  (light music)                 

224
00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:21,928
 - I thought we were bros, bro. 

225
00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,263
  - We were bros, bro.          

226
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,432
- Aw, you're mad because        
I take big shits                

227
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,968
in the break room               
 and I told everyone it was you.

228
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,536
- Why would you do that?        

229
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,571
 - 'Cause I don't want everyone 
to think                        

230
00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,539
 I take big shits. Duh!         

231
00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,241
  - I did this because of Gale. 

232
00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,511
   - Ah, Gale!                  

233
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,112
   (suspenseful music)          

234
00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:47,086
   - And now Yeah Man,          
   is No Man.                   

235
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,388
- Don't you have enough already?

236
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,357
  - At first, I thought         

237
00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,960
   this shack you call a store  

238
00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,595
 wouldn't last.                 

239
00:09:55,695 --> 00:10:00,333
  Yet somehow,                  
   you've cut into my profits   

240
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,336
  and we just can't have that,  
 can we?                        

241
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,137
 - You won't get away with this,
  man!                          

242
00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,372
   - Oh yes, we will.           

243
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:07,807
   - You see, all I have to do  

244
00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,809
 is take this deed into the city

245
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,712
  and have it notarized         
at the Bank of McGuffin,        

246
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,948
 and the deal is done. Workers? 

247
00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:20,319
 Give these trespassers         
 the bum's rush.                

248
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,188
 - Oh...                        
 - Dean!                        

249
00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,790
 - Whoa!                        
  (Greg): Figuratively!         

250
00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:27,059
  - What the fuck, man?         
  - It's an expression!         

251
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,229
   (chuckling)                  

252
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:34,233
  (laughing maniacally)         

253
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:44,210
(sniffs)                        

254
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:46,112
 - Oh...                        

255
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:51,584
I love the smell                
  of fresh ink on a lodge deed. 

256
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,252
 Now...                         

257
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,554
get off my lawn.                

258
00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,123
   (laughing)                   

259
00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:59,258
  (door slams)                  

260
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,063
ul.                             
- What?! I'm not the one        
   that made Chickadee          

261
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:08,100
  fall in love with a mooniya.  
  I blame you!                  

262
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,636
- What did I do?                

263
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,339
   - Yeah! You're the one who   
  wanted to live in the lodge,  

264
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,308
 and if we weren't living there,
we wouldn't have lost the lodge!

265
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:20,613
  - That was Bucket Head's idea 
and she belongs to Dean.        

266
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,481
   - What? How is this          
  all my fault?                 

267
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,216
- Well, you did just sign       
  every piece of paper          

268
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,951
Cousin Leon put in front of you,
  so...                         

269
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,653
  - Hey, man, your dad          
 took the store.                

270
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,121
- I blame Stephen Harper        

271
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,223
   for letting me win           
all those years!                

272
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,259
- Well, I blame all of us       
 for not making the most        

273
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,528
   of a bad situation.          
 Maybe a song will cheer us up? 

274
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,963
♪ The Bitterns on the Bus       
  go round and round ♪          

275
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,865
 ♪ Round and round-- ♪♪         

276
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:40,800
 (all shouting)                 
   - Shut up, Stephen Harper.   

277
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,468
 (overlapping shouting)         

278
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,105
- We can't just sit here        
 and stay down,                 

279
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,506
   we gotta get up and fight!   

280
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,541
  - That's the spirit!          

281
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,543
 - Yeah Man is an idea,         

282
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,344
and you can't kill ideas.       

283
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,280
  - Let's get back to business! 
  (baby crying)                 

284
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:57,583
- Stephen Harper,               
come grab my kid!               

285
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,953
 - Ugh, there's an echo in here!

286
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:04,857
 - Yeah, it's like we're stuffed
  inside of a speaker.          

287
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,692
  (baby crying)                 
- Wait a minute.                

288
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:08,794
Speaker?                        

289
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,629
  (screaming over loudspeaker)  

290
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,099
   Good, good!                  

291
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:15,034
 - Put it on full blast.        

292
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,103
 - Let's Manuel Noriega         
   this clown.                  

293
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,637
  (loud crying)                 
 - Good!                        

294
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:25,511
   - I love the sound           
of Bittern tears!               

295
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:30,583
  You thought you could push me 
out with your CIA tricks.       

296
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,551
- Give me back my pizza!        

297
00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:33,786
- And the lodge!                

298
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,889
   - And my bath robe, ho'leh!  

299
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:37,990
 - Oh...                        

300
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,593
 Did you know, I pushed         

301
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:43,696
all of your beds together       

302
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,365
 and made one giant bed,        

303
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:51,303
  and then I had the nakedest,  
  sweatiest nap in it!          

304
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,607
   - You son of a bitch, that   
  was supposed to be my dream!  

305
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,676
 - And now it's mine. Unless... 

306
00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:58,811
 - Unless what?                 

307
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,746
 - Unless you take me up        

308
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:03,215
  on my original offer,         

309
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,150
fight me!                       

310
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:05,918
 - I want my home back.         

311
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,454
   - Yeah, stop being           
   such a momma's boy           

312
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:10,790
and go punch out                
 that coo-coosh!                

313
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:14,293
  (Stephen): Do it for the boy! 
   - You too, Stephen Harper?   

314
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,128
  Oh, alright!                  

315
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,631
   (breathing heavily)          

316
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,133
   I'll do it!                  

317
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,736
  - Then you meet me...         

318
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,704
 at Fight Road.                 

319
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,507
  (tense music)                 

320
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,044
   - Ah, nuts.                  

321
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,779
They must know we're here       
for the contract.               

322
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,314
 - Let me look.                 
 - Yeah.                        

323
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:42,121
 - Closed for reservations, hey?

324
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,590
Let's call ahead                
and book an ass whooping.       

325
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,359
 - It actually says renovations,
   but I'm in.                  

326
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,195
 Follow my lead.                
  - Okay, man.                  

327
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,896
  (Greg clears throat)          

328
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,364
(Greg whistling)                

329
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,599
  Uh, yoo-hoo!                  

330
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,267
 - Ah-ah-ah-ah!                 

331
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,069
  - Wait, wait. You see         
the coin, right?                

332
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:00,773
  Now look behind you.          

333
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,775
Ab'bro'cadab'bro... bros.       

334
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,876
 (thuds)                        

335
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,644
 - Two bros, one punch!         

336
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,346
 - Okay, let's drag them        
   around the corner.           

337
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,848
  - Yeah. I'm so sorry.         
  I'm so sorry.                 

338
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,750
  I'm so sorry.                 
  I'm so sorry.                 

339
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:18,090
 - I thought you said there was 
 true crime everywhere?         

340
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,959
   - There is.                  
(sniffs)                        

341
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,360
 I can smell it.                

342
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,262
 - Yeah, you said that already. 

343
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,497
   - There's crime everywhere,  

344
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:29,368
   all the time, at any given   
   moment, and we'll find it.   

345
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,170
  - We better.                  

346
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,877
   - This one's still moving.   

347
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,247
  (thudding, grunting)          

348
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,649
  (tense Western music)         

349
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,517
 (wind howling)                 

350
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,687
 - I see you came alone.        

351
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,756
 - Yeah, duh...                 

352
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,726
  - Just like a stupid Bittern. 

353
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:56,762
   (whistling)                  

354
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,267
  - Hey, man. You lied!         

355
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,435
  - Oh!                         

356
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,671
 Deed I?                        

357
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,907
   (laughing)                   

358
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,711
- Wow, these guys really        
   move fast.                   

359
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:13,913
 - Yeah.                        

360
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,048
 (gasps)                        
There's the deed.               

361
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,616
   - It's just sitting there.   

362
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,953
  - That was ayii-easy.         
   (chuckling)                  

363
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,788
  Wait.                         

364
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,556
 I've always wanted to do this. 

365
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,228
- Dean...                       
 - Yeah!                        

366
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,562
  (button): That was ayii-easy! 
 (Dean giggles)                 

367
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,231
- There they are!               
  - Seize them!                 

368
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,533
   - Ah, man!                   
  - Yeah, okay.                 

369
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:36,902
  (laughing maniacally)         

370
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,437
  (laughter trails off)         

371
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:44,143
oming to help you,              
Bittern.                        

372
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,178
   You're too greasy!           

373
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:49,315
 - Oh yeah, is that so?         

374
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,619
 You're damn right he's greasy, 

375
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,454
but we love him.                

376
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,256
   - Who's we?                  

377
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,093
   - We's, we.                  

378
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:05,064
- Is that it? A couple of       
 Bitterns and a little rag-tag? 

379
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,265
   (chuckles)                   

380
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,033
- Well, who's fucked now?       

381
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,736
- It's still you.               

382
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,938
   (whistling)                  

383
00:16:13,038 --> 00:16:15,674
 (gasps)                        
  (Paul): Iron Python?!         

384
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,278
 - I'm so mad right now!        

385
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,313
  - So I see you've leveled up. 

386
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,082
Well, so did I.                 

387
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,517
   (whistling)                  

388
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,953
- The Southside crazies.        

389
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,490
 - I'm so mad right now!        

390
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,026
  (tense music)                 

391
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,005
- Attack!                       

392
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,107
 (all shouting)                 

393
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,976
  (thudding, grunting)          

394
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,383
  - Muzzle magic boy. We can't  
afford any of his tricks.       

395
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,752
 - Okay!                        

396
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,021
- When we're done               
with this place,                

397
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,189
strawberries are gonna be       
   18 dollars,                  

398
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,491
milk, 20,                       

399
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,192
 and loosies...                 

400
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,495
40 dollars a cup.               

401
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,397
  - You son of a bitch!         
  - Mm!                         

402
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,267
  Leon, keep an eye on the kids 
   while Daddy's away.          

403
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,835
  Hmm!                          

404
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,004
   Tthese loosies aren't bad,   
actually.                       

405
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,044
 - Leon.                        

406
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:28,147
  I know I stole Gale from you, 

407
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,115
and I...                        

408
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:33,152
 committed horrible acts        
 of toilet fraud, but...        

409
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,420
   - But what?                  

410
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:35,888
  - But after all that,         

411
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,756
  we still bro'd down.          

412
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,491
   - I was faking it.           
  (Greg and Dean gasp)          

413
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,794
   - You can fight it           
   all you want, man,           

414
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,330
  but you can't fight the power 
 of friendship.                 

415
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,865
  Right, Greg?                  
  - Yeah, man.                  

416
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,035
- Let's fucking go, bro!        

417
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,938
 - Pinata time!                 

418
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:55,274
 - Bro cousins.                 
 - Bro cousins.                 

419
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,409
Nothing's gonna come between us.
  - Yeah, man!                  

420
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,211
   No!                          

421
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:02,181
  - Now is not the time         
 for friendship.                

422
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,484
We have a store to crush.       

423
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,086
  (rock music)                  

424
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,887
   (groaning)                   

425
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:12,191
 (spits)                        

426
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,225
   (shouting)                   

427
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,193
(Ernie laughing)                

428
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,496
  - PJ!                         

429
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,864
 Drop the beat!                 

430
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,266
  Drop this dead beat.          

431
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,235
(zapping)                       

432
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,570
   (squealing)                  

433
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,572
   (shouting)                   

434
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,274
   (shouting)                   
- What the fuck?                

435
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,543
 Ah! That kid is crazy!         

436
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,217
 Let's get the fuck out of here!

437
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,420
 Ah, they're all crazy!         

438
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,323
   Even the babies are crazy!   

439
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,225
   (laughing)                   

440
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:49,228
   (cheering)                   

441
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,266
   (chuckling)                  
 - Yay!                         

442
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,302
- I said we have a store        
to crush!                       

443
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,141
 - Sorry, Monopoly Man,         

444
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,577
  but I ain't no button down... 

445
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:06,678
 - Yeah!                        
 - Woo!                         

446
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:07,846
- ...corn fed...                

447
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,015
 - Yes!                         
 - Yes!                         

448
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,584
- ...corporate sell-out,        
marshmallow motherfucker.       

449
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,220
 (Dean laughing)                

450
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,456
   - You're gonna regret this.  
 I promise you.                 

451
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,392
Workers! Seize them all!        

452
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,397
   - Hey. Give my dad           
 the bum's rush.                

453
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,032
   (laughing)                   

454
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,667
 (William): Hey.                
   What are you doing?          

455
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,502
Oh no! This is coming off       
your pay!                       

456
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:33,839
Argh! Gregory...                
 you're a bastard from a basket!

457
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,575
A bastard from a basket!        

458
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,710
(all): We did it!               

459
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:40,279
   (laughing)                   

460
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,148
  (crow cawing)                 

461
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,017
  - Look at us.                 

462
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,521
  A host with no show,          
and a cop with no crime.        

463
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,024
 - Sorry, Roger. I guess nothing
 happens in Grouse Lake.        

464
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:55,027
   - My show will bounce back,  
 it always does.                

465
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,329
 - If it makes you feel         
   any better,                  

466
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,498
  I'm against park benches too. 
Can't stand those things.       

467
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,700
- Someone was listening!        

468
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:02,634
   Ha!                          

469
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,305
 Wanna head back                
 and play some cribbage?        

470
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,140
  - Let's roll.                 

471
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,143
(sirens wailing)                

472
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,420
 - What's wrong, Agnes?         

473
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,021
  You've barely touched         
your pelican pie.               

474
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,991
 - Oh, I'm just feeling         
a little mockabee               

475
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,627
 since Chickadee                
  is in Europe.                 

476
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,229
 - Have you tried to get        
   on Kook'r?                   

477
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,531
 - Kook'r? What's that?         

478
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,600
- It's the latest               
 matchmaking app                

479
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,901
   for lonely Kookums who miss  
  their granddaughter.          

480
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,669
   - I could use that!          

481
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,905
   - Just fill out a profile,   
upload a picture,               

482
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,273
   and then you'll be matched   
  with eligible granddaughters  

483
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,608
  in your area.                 

484
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:45,177
  (Agnes gasps)                 
  - I got one!                  

485
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,812
   - Just click accept          
and welcome a new               

486
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:48,080
  member to the family.         

487
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,382
 - Yeah!                        
   (grunting)                   

488
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,985
  But isn't this a real         
big choice to be making?        

489
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:56,421
- With its easy to use features,
   you can cancel at any time.  

490
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,390
   - You see,                   
   Kook'r isn't for everyone,   

491
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,126
   especially Kookums who have  
very special boys               

492
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,095
  who need very special         
   attention.                   

493
00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:05,130
 - Well, actually Paul--        
   - Shut up, Stephen Harper!   

494
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,834
 - Maybe Paul's right...        

495
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,435
  - Thanks, Ma.                 

496
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,738
For not upsetting               
   the family dynamic.          

497
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,140
 - I love things                
 just the way they are.         

498
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,408
 - Love you, Ma.                

499
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,943
  - Love you too, Paul!         

500
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,959
  (theme music)                 

501
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,695
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