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  Cousin Leon: It all started   
     with my dad's dresser.     

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     Five drawers high, and     
  the top drawer was actually   

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          two drawers,          

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     and one on the left...     

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          had it all.           

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 I rummaged through that drawer 
every day, touching everything, 

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     little pocket knives,      
         broken watch,          

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  and a deck of playing cards   
   with sexy ladies on them.    

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       I wanted to marry        
   the three of clubs so bad.   

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         In many ways,          

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           I'm still            
 chasing that top-left drawer.  

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    It's ruined everything.     

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    My name is Cousin Leon,     

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      and I'm a rummager.       

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             Uh...              

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  this is a book club meeting.  

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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  Roger: This is Laughingstick  
        in the Morning.         

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        Shack up season         
       is on the horizon,       

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  the fifth season on the rez.  

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       And like desperate       
   squirrels gathering nuts,    

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   people are rushing around,   

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    trying to hook up ahead     
   of the long, cold winter.    

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     Speaking of hook-ups,      

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    Rose and Stephen Harper     
   are getting married soon,    

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 and Paul will be the best man. 

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       Will he ever find        
   someone to shack up with?    

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         - Ronny: Fok!          
      - Roger: Who knows?       

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    Pants is all fucked up!     

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      ♪ I can't believe ♪       

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      ♪ My fucking eyes ♪       

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  ♪ I wanna shack up with you   
      (Fuckin' love you) ♪      

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          Stupid BMX,           

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  the pants got caught in the   
   gears doing power slides.    

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  Believe it or not, the same   
  thing used to happen to me.   

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             Here.              

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  You're Chief Jo's bro, huh?   

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        Barely recognize        
        you in that tie.        

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 - What the fuck is this shit?  
         - I can help.          

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        Oh, have at 'er.        

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    You like mac and cheese?    

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    With... cut up wieners?     

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    Is there any other way?     

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      Not that I know of.       

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          I gotta go.           
I've got business things to do. 

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Yeah, same. My buds are waiting.

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       Oh. Hey, I almost        
 forgot to give you your tape.  

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     It's funny, eh? Tape,      

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     how it can, uh, stick      
      two things together.      

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       Like... rez dogs?        

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      Well, I'd invite you      
   over to my house, but, uh,   

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  Dad's building it onto his.   

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       Guess who's going        
     to have her own door?      

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       (clicking tongue)        
     This chick right here.     

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  You could come to my place.   

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         I'd like that.         

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         See you later.         

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   Jo: So, what do you think    
  about your new high school?   

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       I don't know, Ma.        

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         This place is          
      a pile of hot trash.      

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        You sure this is        
    gonna be ready in time?     

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It's got some good bones in it. 

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           (thudding)           

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           (crashing)           

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 Chickadee: Yeah, broken bones. 

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         It just needs          
     a bit of elbow grease.     

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        It looks uneven.        

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     Dean: Ah, chill, bro.      

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          My father is          
     not a chill guy, Dean.     

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  Look, I haven't told anybody  
   this before, Dean, but...    

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  well, this company has been   
 in my family since the 1600s.  

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    My father is Sir William    
         Northstore IV,         

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     a direct descendant of     
    Sir William Northstore,     

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    who founded the company.    

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            And, uh,            
   well, as you can imagine,    

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         my family has          
      a difficult history.      

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   Sir William I came to this   
 continent in search of riches. 

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          Before long,          
  he built an empire on furs,   

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      but he didn't share       
any of that with your ancestors.

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  Dean: Oh, so you greased us.  

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       Greg: Yeah, Dean.        

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He built posts all over, moving 
   your people out of the way   

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       and getting richer       
         by the second.         

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           Whoa, bro!           

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        We have way more        
   in common than you think.    

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         - How's that?          
- We both think your dad sucks. 

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    I swear, you want to get    
   anything done around here,   

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   you got to do it yourself.   

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          Cousin Leon:          
  Heard you could use a hand.   

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 What are you still doing here, 

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      you greasy dirtbag?       

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          Never left.           

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  So, you've just been lurking  
around, like some kind of lurk? 

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     Come on. Let me help.      
   It's my way to apologize.    

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        You wanna help?         
      Grab a scrub brush.       

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   Ma, you can't be serious.    

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    You can start by washing    
 all the weenuks off the wall.  

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          No problem.           

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             Yeesh!             

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         This one could         
     use some antibiotics.      

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Ronny: Ugh. Is this vegetables? 

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       Uh, it's actually        
        called parsley.         

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      French people do it.      

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         Oh, hard pass.         

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      But, uh, it's okay.       

107
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         I bring my own         
      pepperettes anyway.       

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So, I was thinking, maybe later,
    we could go for a walk.     

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   Fok! Bit my fok'n tongue!    

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           You okay?            

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        Yeah, it's just         
    because I eat real fast.    

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        (phone chiming)         

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        As I was saying,        

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          maybe later,          
  you and I can go for a walk.  

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        Or maybe we can         
      play some cribbage.       

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 Are you ignoring me right now? 

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         No, it's just          
 my buddies want me to come by, 

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           so we can            
    ghost-ride bikes later.     

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          - Oh, yeah?           
      - You ever do that?       

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           It's when            
   you run beside your bike,    

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  and you take it up a hill...  

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         (whispering:)          
      ...you push it down,      

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    and you watch it crash.     

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      I mean, that sounds       
       cool, if that's...       

125
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     something you're into.     

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       Nah, that's fine.        

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     I'm going to stay here     
    and we're gonna play...     

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          "crimmage".           

129
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 I'm going to make some juice.  

130
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             Juice.             

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    Seems a little crooked.     

132
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   I checked it with a level.   

133
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      No matter, I didn't       
  come here to look at signs.   

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 I came here to talk to my son. 

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            - Alone.            
             - Oh.              

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       Yes, back to work.       
    Back to work, everybody.    

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              Oh.               

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       You there, worker.       
      Had a long journey,       

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       fetch me a coffee.       

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            Worker?             
          (chuckling)           

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  You got the wrong bro, bro.   

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I just gave you a direct order. 

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           Look, man.           

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 I ain't no corporate sell-out, 

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     button down, corn-fed,     
           buttoned--           

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        Okay, Dean, hey.        

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   Why don't you go cool off?   

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           Okay, man.           

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        I will cool off.        

150
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    I trust you'll burn that    
  ,as per North Store policy?   

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           Yes, sir.            

152
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       Oh. Those are our        
       number one seller.       

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      Gregory, I'm afraid       

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          you're being          
    taken advantage of here.    

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         You've always          
    been such a... pushover     

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    I don't know about that,    
           Dad. I...            

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             Okay.              

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    Have one on my tab, bro.    

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Roger (on radio:) Sorry, Hilda. 
 I've told you a million times, 

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          I don't know          
     where to get a hitman.     

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          What's your           
    fascination with hitmen?    

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       Painted over every       
     weenuk in the school,      

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        all 83 of them.         

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       Hey, thanks, Leon.       

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Roger: This one's for all of you
  working away at the school.   

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       (twangy rock music       
       playing on radio)        

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        I love this one!        

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            Me too!             

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          Turn it up!           

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       (twangy rock music       
       playing on radio)        

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       This is too much.        

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       (twangy rock music       
       playing on radio)        

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               ♪                

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            Ho'leh.             

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       Nice dance moves.        

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

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        (both laughing)         

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

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    This Leon's not too bad.    

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 Told you, Cousin Leon's dead.  

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           All right,           
    let's get back to work.     

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       Hey, do you wanna        
       pass me that tape?       

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

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          (chuckling)           

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

189
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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

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  Do you just see the future?   

191
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           Yeah. You?           

192
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             Yeah.              

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

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       (woman singing in        
      Indigenous language)      

195
00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,304
         (wind gusting)         

196
00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:35,508
    She fuckin' greased me?     

197
00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,848
           (knocking)           

198
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,351
           Hey, Paul.           

199
00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,886
    I'm sorry I greased you.    

200
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,355
         Here, I, uh...         

201
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,090
     brought you something.     

202
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,828
            Try one.            

203
00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:57,063
          Pepperettes?          

204
00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,931
    Go ahead, help yourself.    

205
00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,334
          (chuckling)           

206
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,936
  How can I make it up to you?  

207
00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,438
        You want to come        
   ghost-ride bikes with me?    

208
00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:08,874
No. I've got plans with my mom. 

209
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,776
     Oh, moms love me, bro.     

210
00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:14,513
             Okay.              
   So, you want to come over?   

211
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,949
Yeah, I want to meet your moms. 

212
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,352
           - Really?            
            - Yeah.             

213
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:20,953
      Oh, nut shot! Psych!      

214
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,125
              Ow!               

215
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,695
     This is so crazy, hey?     

216
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,366
            You, me.            

217
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,701
      It's not that crazy.      

218
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:38,237
    Well, I just mean, like,    

219
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,972
         I'm the chief          

220
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:43,609
      and you... are Leon.      

221
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,879
      It's not that crazy.      

222
00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:50,483
 You want some more ice cream?  

223
00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:53,486
             Sure.              

224
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:58,257
       Why'd you do that?       

225
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,561
            Do what?            

226
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,463
        Take your purse.        

227
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,167
    It was just sitting out     
        and I thought...        

228
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,102
      I want to freshen up      
   and my makeup's in there.    

229
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,239
          You thought           
    I was going to rummage.     

230
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,242
            No, no.             

231
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,144
  I know that you've changed.   

232
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,779
 Chickadee: Ma, you home? Ma... 

233
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,480
         - Hide! Hide!          
  - ...why is the door locked?  

234
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,016
   You weren't at the school.   
Still a shitload of work to do. 

235
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,989
I was just on my way over there.

236
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,191
      You're acting weird.      

237
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:35,361
       Let's go get some        
       snacks on the way.       

238
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,597
   You don't want any snacks?   
       Now, that's weird.       

239
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,633
           Let's go.            

240
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:48,340
           (sobbing)            
      Who wants spaghetti?      

241
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,509
     Oh, that's you crying.     

242
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,145
         Thought Nelson         
      lost his mom again.       

243
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,780
        I'm not crying.         

244
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:58,017
   There just must be onions    
    in these spaghetti cans.    

245
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,852
         This is about          
      your dad, isn't it?       

246
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:03,889
   He makes me feel so small.   

247
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,392
     You know what the cure     
     is for feeling small?      

248
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,727
       It's getting big.        

249
00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:09,628
        And you know who        
      famously said that?       

250
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,863
           I can't...           

251
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,366
        Me! And you know        
       what else I said?        

252
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,469
   I said, it's time for you    

253
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,238
     to get out from under      
 your dad's bullshit and quit.  

254
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,740
    Dean, I can't just quit.    

255
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,374
     If you're a descendant     
        of Sir William,         

256
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,710
     then you are bound by      
      a lifetime contract.      

257
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,746
          It's signed           
     right out of the womb.     

258
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,814
        The only way out        
       is through death.        

259
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:33,319
Or firing, but I haven't figured
out how I could get fired. I... 

260
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:37,556
       Greg, you've come        
       to the right guy.        

261
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,593
        You came to me.         

262
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,095
           (sniffing)           

263
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:46,098
 Oh, that smells great, Angus.  

264
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,604
       Agnes! It's Agnes.       

265
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,172
      Oh, well, thank you       

266
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,841
    for picking the parsleys    
     out of my soup, Agnes.     

267
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,077
       No problem, Ronny.       

268
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,579
  - So, you like bikes, Ronny?  
        - Mm-hmm. Mmm...        

269
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,548
      You know, if you eat      
     too fast, you could...     

270
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,949
             Fuck!              

271
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,721
    Oww! Every fuckin' time!    

272
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,222
           (groaning)           

273
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,893
       It's like watching       
      a crow eat roadkill.      

274
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,529
   Oh, hey, I almost forgot.    
  Yo, Angus, can you microwave  

275
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,230
         some of these          
     pocket rockets please?     

276
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,232
          But just for          
  a little bit, not too long.   

277
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,602
       Sure thing, Ronny.       

278
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,304
      Ronny: These babies       
    taste awesome warmed up.    

279
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,641
    Agnes: Heating them up!     

280
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,476
        You know I call         
   the pepperettes my babies,   

281
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:34,747
       'cause I'm never,        
       ever having kids.        

282
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,048
           (belching)           

283
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,956
       Leon, can we talk?       

284
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,991
  Oh, you brought your purse.   

285
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,960
       Aren't you worried       
        I might rummage?        

286
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,163
     Admit it, you've done      
  some shady shit in the past.  

287
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,833
     But cleaning all those     
    weenuks meant something.    

288
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:56,969
         Those weenuks          
   did mean something to me.    

289
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,138
     - You're full of moo.      
          - I am not.           

290
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,406
I can fok'n smell it from here. 

291
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,142
          Okay, then!           

292
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,977
Come to Rose's wedding with me. 

293
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,245
          Like a date?          

294
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,581
          Not really.           

295
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:12,518
  Come with me as a person who  
  just happens to be with me,   

296
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:16,155
   together at the same time    
       in the same place.       

297
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,324
       Shit's confusing.        

298
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,659
      Call it a pre-date.       

299
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,863
             Okay.              

300
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,801
          Ronny: Mmm.           

301
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:32,171
             Mmm...             
         Mm-mm-mm-mmm.          

302
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,940
         Mm-mm-mm-mmm.          

303
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,208
             Mmm...             

304
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,011
         Mm-mm-mm-mmm.          

305
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,182
           The fuck?            

306
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,920
         You ready bro?         

307
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,188
             Yeah!              

308
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,390
           All right,           
    it's getting fired time.    

309
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:52,725
            - Yeah!             
            - Yeah!             

310
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,760
          (screaming)           

311
00:14:54,827 --> 00:15:03,402
               ♪                

312
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,070
           (growling)           

313
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:08,574
          (screaming)           

314
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,843
          Dean: Whoo!           

315
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,249
       Come with me. Now!       

316
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,759
           Excuse us.           

317
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,260
             - Hey.             
             - Hi.              

318
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,362
       There's something        
      I want you to have.       

319
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,197
          What is it?           

320
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,202
        It's beautiful.         

321
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,637
         Just like you.         

322
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,607
           I love it.           

323
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,208
    It used to be my mom's.     

324
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,145
         She told me...         

325
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,414
     to give it to someone      
        special someday.        

326
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,817
      Oh, that's so sweet.      

327
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,086
            No way!             

328
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,088
        They have those         
     little sliders I love.     

329
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,389
         You want one?          

330
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,391
     Uh, yeah, sure, okay.      

331
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,328
         Be right back.         

332
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,997
            My pin!             

333
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,333
Someone stole my Bumblebee pin! 

334
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:11,270
Ooh, if I had that hitman, none 
  of this would have happened!  

335
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,107
I know what you're trying to do.

336
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,575
Well then, do it, then, fire me.

337
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,577
     - Gregory, cut it out!     
    - I don't want this job,    

338
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:22,147
 I don't want this name, and I  
   don't want you in my life.   

339
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,482
     You know what I want?      

340
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,317
I want you to take this contract

341
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,087
        and shove it up         
       your posting hole.       

342
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,089
          And by that,          

343
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:33,092
 I think he means your asshole. 

344
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,127
         Greg: Dean...          

345
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:39,765
What exactly are you going to do
 without my help and my money?  

346
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,767
         We're going to         
     open up our own store.     

347
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,836
           - We are?            
          - Yeah, man.          

348
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,371
           Yeah, man.           

349
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:50,209
        Then this makes         
       you my competitor,       

350
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,845
     and I don't play nice.     

351
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,151
 Oh, and Gregory, you're fired. 

352
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,190
       Dean: Yeah, dude!        

353
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,728
           (gasping)            

354
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:12,064
           My boy...            

355
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,799
   what did Ronny do to you?    

356
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,035
        She... hurt me.         

357
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,870
             Where?             

358
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,006
          In my heart.          

359
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,877
 (speaking Indigenous language) 
     That bad woman Ronny!      

360
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,547
           (sobbing)            

361
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,920
      Leon, what the fuck?      

362
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,556
 What? You don't like your pin? 

363
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,093
  (whispering:) You stole it.   

364
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,696
    I didn't steal anything.    
            You did.            

365
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,600
            Got you.            

366
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,203
        See you around,         
   my little three of clubs.    

367
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,910
  Attention, everyone. We are   
      gathered here today       

368
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,912
     to celebrate the union     

369
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,615
      of one Rose Sinclair      
      and Stephen Harper.       

370
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:07,519
    And also, to honour Ed.     

371
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,721
 It was his wish to save money  

372
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,692
  for his funeral by leeching   
     onto another ceremony.     

373
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,295
       So, we'll be doing       
  two things at the same time.  

374
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,698
          Let's begin.          

375
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,933
     (bridal march playing)     

376
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,801
       (exhaling sharply)       

377
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,304
     (bridal march playing)     

378
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:35,214
               ♪                

379
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,053
          Do you Rose,          

380
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:43,155
      take this guy to be       
     your forever shack up,     

381
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,791
          to love him,          
          comfort him,          

382
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:48,427
  to be his rock and his roll,  

383
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,963
  through good times and bad,   

384
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:53,165
     for as long as you're      
      both kicking around?      

385
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,633
             I do.              

386
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:04,743
    Do you, Stephen Harper,     
          take this--           

387
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,311
           Yes, I do!           

388
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,813
            Paul...             

389
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:26,365
  Ed was a moocher in life...   

390
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:27,699
    (mournful organ playing)    

391
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:31,770
...and also a moocher in death. 

392
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:35,340
  Nobody really knew him, but   
we're going to miss him dearly, 

393
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,777
      like all the things       
      that he "borrowed".       

394
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,783
     Now, before I declare      
       these two married,       

395
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,486
      does anyone object?       

396
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:51,523
           Speak now            
   or forever shut your trap.   

397
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:55,727
 Then, Rose and Stephen Harper, 
        I declare you--         

398
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,664
      I have an objection.      

399
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,134
  (guests gasping, chattering)  

400
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,904
        Stephen Harper,         
    you are a beautiful man.    

401
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,739
        You're perfect.         

402
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:12,411
    But that's the problem,     
     I don't need perfect.      

403
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,313
             Paul,              

404
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,014
  you and I are so different,   

405
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,849
     but, somehow, we fit.      

406
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,519
You're the butter to my bannock.

407
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,022
   You're-- you're the water    
          to my juice.          

408
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,158
   You're the cut-up wieners    
     to my mac and cheese.      

409
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,327
            Babe...             

410
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,696
    we complete each other.     

411
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,532
          I love you!           

412
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,933
          I love you.           

413
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,842
       (Agnes chuckling)        

414
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,112
           Agnes: Oh!           

415
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:52,050
    Well... Ed's still dead.    

416
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,919
    (mournful organ playing)    

417
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:57,389
    So, let's bow our heads     
    for a moment of silence.    

418
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,962
   Roger: To quote the great    
  warrior Chief Sitting Bull,   

419
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,932
      "That was one weird       
        fuckin' summer."        

420
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,001
         Dean and Greg          
      are opening a co-op.      

421
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,269
    Chickadee and the teens     

422
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,637
        are gonna stick         
    around for high school.     

423
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,772
           Who knows?           

424
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:16,908
Paul could even get his diploma.

425
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,479
   Speaking of Paul, guess he   
  and Rose are back together.   

426
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:23,015
       But for how long?        

427
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,083
          As we ponder          
      this great question,      

428
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,152
    here's Charlie Chochoet     

429
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:30,689
     and the Runner-Awayers     
  with "Gone For Good Again".   

430
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:31,957
    (country music playing)     

431
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:35,193
     ♪ You look so lovely ♪     

432
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,763
    ♪ Is this all a dream? ♪    

433
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,168
      ♪ Gonna make a vow ♪      

434
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:47,372
     ♪ To the Lord above ♪      

435
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:51,276
       ♪ I promise you ♪        

436
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,380
 ♪ I'll give you all my love ♪  

437
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:58,350
     ♪ Girl, you're so... ♪