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           (knocking)           

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         What the fok?          

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        (birds chirping)        

4
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           (sniffing)           

5
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              Mm.               

6
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               ♪                

7
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     Rose, I can't believe      
           it's you.            

8
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           (sniffing)           

9
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    You smell like peaches,     
    and your skin, so soft.     

10
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       Like marshmallows.       

11
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        Stephen Harper!?        

12
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  Paul, would you make me the   
         happiest fella         

13
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  in Grouse Lake and be my...   

14
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           best man?            

15
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 Nothing would make me happier, 
         than to say...         

16
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  "Fuck off, Stephen Harper!"   

17
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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

18
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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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        (siren blaring)         

20
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   Chickadee, over megaphone:   
    Step out of the vehicle     

21
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      and keep your hands       
      where I can see 'em.      

22
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         Lips, it's me.         
     Roger from the radio!      

23
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         I wasn't even          
     going that fast, man.      

24
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           Chickadee:           
       Silence, criminal!       

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   I'll be the judge of that.   

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     Walk a straight line.      

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          (chuckling)           

28
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        (boys laughing)         

29
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     Now, hop on one foot.      

30
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        (boys laughing)         

31
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       Faster, criminal!        

32
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        (boys laughing)         

33
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              Boy:              
    Get him to do the worm.     

34
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    Chickadee: (whispering)     
       Yeah, yeah, yeah.        

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        (over megaphone)        
       Now, do the worm.        

36
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           (laughing)           

37
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        (siren beeping)         

38
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           (laughing)           
   Yo, he went full fugitive.   

39
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       (boys snickering)        

40
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  Oh, you think this is funny?  

41
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          Well, yeah,           
     that's why we did it.      

42
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        Well, it's not.         

43
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     I'm absolutely livid.      

44
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         Just cheesed.          

45
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              Mm.               

46
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     Chickadee, march your      
  little arse home right now.   

47
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       I'll deal with you       
       when I get there.        

48
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And, you boys, tell your parents
    to expect a phone call.     

49
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             Go on!             

50
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 Get out of here before I smash 
   your little heads together   

51
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  like this thing on my desk.   

52
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        That's actually         
       a Newton's cradle.       

53
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         Shut up, Lips.         

54
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   Everybody get out of here!   
             Go on!             

55
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               ♪                

56
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      Folks, I know you've      
   probably heard the rumours   

57
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       of Laughingstick's       
      run-in with the law,      

58
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       and it's all true.       

59
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 I did run away, and that does  
      make me look guilty,      

60
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        but I assure you        
Roger Laughingstick is innocent!

61
00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,484
             Lips:              
             Roger.             

62
00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,119
    Oh, shit. It's the fuzz.    

63
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       Hey, wait. Roger?        

64
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            (typing)            

65
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      Yo, we need to talk.      

66
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           The fok?!            

67
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  Are Rose and Stephen Harper   
    actually getting married    

68
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        or are they just        
        fucking with me?        

69
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  Yeah, it's pretty real, bro.  

70
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   Fokin' guy asked me to be    
  his best man at his wedding.  

71
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          Do you know           
      how fucked that is?       

72
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         Kind of funny          
         if you ask me.         

73
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Well, you're the big cheese now,
  and I'm calling in a favour.  

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         I'm not making         
    their marriage illegal.     

75
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      I'm not asking that.      
I'm asking you to ban marriage. 

76
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       Like, all of them.       

77
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             As if!             

78
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            Come on!            
 It's a white man's construct!  

79
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    You really want to lose     
 our culture and our practices? 

80
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     Is that what you want?     

81
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I'm going to tell you something 

82
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     I've been telling you      
        your whole life.        

83
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            Grow up.            

84
00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:04,377
       This is the first        
      I've heard of this!       

85
00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,545
           (grunting)           

86
00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:07,814
        (slamming door)         

87
00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:12,652
               ♪                

88
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             Paul:              
      Can you believe it?       

89
00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:17,223
       Jo telling me that       
       I need to grow up        

90
00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,225
        out of the blue         
           like that?           

91
00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,228
    Have you even ever heard    
 of anything like that before?  

92
00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,831
           Nah, man.            
        Now I'm pissed.         

93
00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:29,469
        But hear me out,        
        forget about Jo.        

94
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       Forget about Rose,       
  forget about Stephen Harper.  

95
00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,843
         Yeah, and...?          

96
00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,146
         I forgot what          
      I was going to say.       

97
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          - Fok, man.           
           - Oh, hey.           

98
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   You're gonna go to Stephen   
 Harper's stag tonight, right?  

99
00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,718
            Hell no!            

100
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    Why would I support that    
         hate marriage!         

101
00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,188
       Man, you gotta go.       

102
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     I got the finest drip      
      in the entire north.      

103
00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,894
          Okay, fine.           
     I'll go, but remember,     

104
00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,697
  I still think Stephen Harper  
       is a giant tu'guy!       

105
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            Stephen:            
       So, you're coming?       

106
00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:04,103
 Yes! And have you put any more 
thought into being my best man? 

107
00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,272
           Fuck off,            
        Stephen Harper.         

108
00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,507
          You got it!           

109
00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:10,510
      (grunting, thudding)      
              Ow!               

110
00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,413
       Chickadee, you are       
     grounded like pemican!     

111
00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:15,114
      Get with the times!       
       You should've said       

112
00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,549
   "grounded like taco beef."   

113
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             Oh...              

114
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        (door slamming)         

115
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           (sighing)            

116
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      (phone line ringing)      

117
00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:29,929
          Hey, Ernest.          
            It's Jo.            

118
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            Ernest:             
      Hey, Jo, what's up?       

119
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        We need to talk         
        about Chickadee.        

120
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     (dance music playing)      

121
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         (men cheering)         

122
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           - Oh, man!           
  - You weren't kidding, bro!   

123
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        Rose is going to        
  kill me when she finds out.   

124
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         Oh, my heart.          

125
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     Hey, Ed. This is your      
    first stripper or what?     

126
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    Just don't fall in love.    

127
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         (all laughing)         

128
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               ♪                

129
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      (cheering, laughing)      

130
00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,096
            Oh, Ed.             
   He's lookin' right at ya.    

131
00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:08,234
               ♪                

132
00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:11,804
       Oh, look at that.        
        Ah, just lucky!         

133
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          (chuckling)           

134
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           (cheering)           

135
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          (men oohing)          

136
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           (cheering)           

137
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           Slow down.           
           My heart.            

138
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          Look at Ed.           
       He can't take it.        

139
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           (laughing)           

140
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              Men:              
    More! More! More! More!     

141
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       More! More! More!        
       More! More! More!        

142
00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:37,163
    More! More! More! More!     
    More! More! More! More!     

143
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    More! More! More! More!     
 More! More! More! More! More!  

144
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         More. More...          

145
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           (panting)            

146
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               ♪                

147
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    I still get paid, right?    

148
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             Dean:              
       What a night, man.       

149
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       Felt like a dream.       

150
00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,423
     I still can't believe      
           Ed's gone.           

151
00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,026
   Man, that guy could mooch.   

152
00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,462
    The best to ever do it.     
        He was the GOAT.        

153
00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:12,698
     Makes you think, bro.      

154
00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,435
         One day you're         
       a frail old mooch,       

155
00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:19,605
        and then, poof,         
   the next day you're gone.    

156
00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:20,673
           (knocking)           

157
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           (grunting)           

158
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        (both screaming)        

159
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             Paul:              
      It's the walking Ed!      

160
00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:36,222
             Dean:              
    Don't let him bite you!     

161
00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,959
          Whoa, easy.           
     I'm Ed's twin brother.     

162
00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,828
        I didn't know Ed        
          had a twin.           

163
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         That's right.          
     I'm the handsome one.      

164
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   You must be Paul and Dean.   

165
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       How come we never        
      met you before, bro?      

166
00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,005
       Left for the city        
           years ago.           

167
00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,007
         Wait a minute.         

168
00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,710
   How do we know you're not    
Ed just trying to fuck with us? 

169
00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,012
        Yeah, if you're         
      really Ed's brother,      

170
00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:01,881
         say something          
       only Ed would say.       

171
00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:03,883
    Can I borrow five bucks?    

172
00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,685
        That checks out.        

173
00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,353
     I'm here on business.      

174
00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:09,355
  You were both in Ed's will.   

175
00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:10,690
          He wanted to          
     make sure you got back     

176
00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,992
        a bunch of stuff        
    that he mooched off you.    

177
00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,397
        Your first USB.         
    Has Thunderheart on it.     

178
00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:25,938
           Holy fok,            
  I've been looking for this!   

179
00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:29,075
        I had the flip.         
      Now I have the flop!      

180
00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:32,011
    My brother was a mooch,     
      but he was no thief.      

181
00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:36,549
  Yeah, but he died before he   
 gave us any of our stuff back. 

182
00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,551
       I feel like we're        
     splitting hairs, man.      

183
00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:41,053
         My brother was         
       a complicated guy.       

184
00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,122
       Well, I gotta run.       

185
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         (door closing)         

186
00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,063
       That was so weird.       

187
00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,867
           (sniffing)           

188
00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,303
       What's that smell?       

189
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,805
    When I saw Ed, I, uh...     

190
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:00,973
        I shit my pants.        

191
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,441
              Oh.               
          (chuckling)           

192
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,544
  We'll just go get the hose.   

193
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,812
           Chickadee:           
   Ma, I need $20 for a pop.    

194
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,481
        I've never been         
    this thirsty in my life     

195
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,049
  and I'm fucking scared my--   

196
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,420
             - Dad?             
        - Hey, Chickpea.        

197
00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:16,055
           Chickadee:           
     Good to see you, Dad.      

198
00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:25,731
        So, your father         
       and I agreed that,       

199
00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,967
 while I ease into my new job,  

200
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,737
       he would stay here       
     to keep an eye on you.     

201
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:32,939
         Right, Ernest?         

202
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:35,808
      Right. Which doesn't      
    mean we can't have fun.     

203
00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,109
              Hm.               

204
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,611
       Can I-- Can I talk       
       to you for a sec?        

205
00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:39,679
             Mm-hm.             

206
00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,482
     You can't be serious.      

207
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,184
       Oh, I am serious.        

208
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,419
     Sterling got grounded,     

209
00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,521
     but we both know that      
      won't work for you.       

210
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,956
             As if.             

211
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,625
   As if my jeet. You'll just   
   grease your way out of it.   

212
00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,860
      Yeah, I thought that      
     was the understanding.     

213
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,596
       You did, did you?        

214
00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,098
         Well, my girl,         
   this is the price you pay    

215
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,499
  for being a little shithead!  

216
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,602
      But I don't want to       
      spend time with Dad!      

217
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,971
 Me and two of the Jacked Teens 
 were supposed to smash stuff!  

218
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,940
       Well... get this.        

219
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,810
   Wherever you go, he goes.    

220
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:18,184
      Fine. Do I get that       
       pop money or what?       

221
00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:21,687
    Oh, this one's going to     
    turn into Paul, I swear.    

222
00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,991
         Well, Ernest,          
        she's all yours.        

223
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,159
           Mm-mm-mm!            

224
00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:33,132
   Ma, I've been doing a lot    
   of thinking since Ed died,   

225
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,501
        and I'm thinking        
     it's time to grow up.      

226
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:40,506
 I'm tired of everyone thinking 
 that I'm a spoiled giant baby. 

227
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:44,143
       Is that gas bubble       
 moved out of your tum-tum yet? 

228
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,078
         Nope. Not yet.         
         Keep pumping.          

229
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:51,417
Have you thought any more about 
being Stephen Harper's best man?

230
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,386
   Yeah, that's a hard pass.    

231
00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,254
        That would show         
        some growing up.        

232
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,023
       What do you mean?        

233
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,225
         Well, it means         
     you've moved past it.      

234
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:02,895
   Hm. I'm starting to think    
    this is all your fault.     

235
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:04,897
     - (stomach grumbling)      
  - Ooh! That was a good one!   

236
00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:05,898
      It's almost through.      

237
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,234
          You spoil me          
         way too much!          

238
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,236
         I'm like milk          
        that's gone bad.        

239
00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,438
        Nobody wants to         
       drink me anymore.        

240
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,240
      I barely spoil you.       

241
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,342
     Ma, enough is enough.      

242
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,911
       It's time to show        
 the world that I'm a real man. 

243
00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:20,846
       (stomach gurgling)       

244
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,214
        (farting loudly)        

245
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,249
             Yeah!              

246
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,850
        (both laughing)         

247
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,453
    That was a good boogid,     
            my son.             

248
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,189
      Whoo, I feel great.       

249
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:33,926
       Watch out, world!        
      Here comes Man Paul!      

250
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:36,262
             Whoo.              
      That was a good one.      

251
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:42,134
               ♪                

252
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,202
           (knocking)           

253
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,371
          (screaming)           
            Oh, Ed!             

254
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,239
            Hang on,            
     I'm Ed's twin brother.     

255
00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,609
            Oh. Oh.             

256
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,578
         I'm so sorry.          
           (laughing)           

257
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,947
   I didn't catch your name.    

258
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:55,948
       It's actually Ed.        

259
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,050
          Your parents          
       named you both Ed?       

260
00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,086
           I'm Edwin.           

261
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,620
         He was Edlose.         

262
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,657
       These are a few of       
  the things that Ed borrowed   

263
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,459
     from the band office.      

264
00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,761
         Time that they         
     found their way back.      

265
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,497
  I haven't seen this in ages.  

266
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,132
    Edwin: There's something    
    else I need to show you.    

267
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,103
     This is Edlose's will.     

268
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:19,105
              Jo:               
         Ed had a will?         

269
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,806
       He left everything       
      to the band office,       

270
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,777
      and, as you'll see,       
   he was extremely wealthy.    

271
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,646
         Oh, fuck off.          

272
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,750
         Yeah, I know.          
    I'm as surprised as you.    

273
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:34,620
Turns out he was able to save a 
fortune with all that mooching. 

274
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,858
 I, uh, don't know what to say. 

275
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,992
           This is...           

276
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,661
       ...a lot of money.       

277
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,764
      I'm sure you'll know      
      what to do with it.       

278
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,031
           I'm around           
        if you need me.         

279
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,839
        (Rose screaming)        

280
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:54,874
           (groaning)           

281
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,975
             Rose:              
       Aim for the head!        

282
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:59,011
     Jo: Don't worry, Rose!     
        It's Ed's twin!         

283
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:00,780
             Roger:             
     This is Laughingstick,     

284
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:04,450
    coming to you on the run    
    from a secret location.     

285
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:07,153
Sure, I didn't have my seatbelt 
  on when Lips pulled me over,  

286
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,188
    but that's no big deal!     

287
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:10,990
           Someone is           
         setting me up,         

288
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,893
     and this probably goes     
   all the way up to the top,   

289
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,394
         but if anyone          
       can clear my name,       

290
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,530
         it's good old          
       alive-and-well Ed.       

291
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:21,200
       Ed, I need you now       
     more than ever, buddy.     

292
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,635
        (twigs snapping)        

293
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,236
     Gotta go, Grouse Lake.     
 I hear something in the bush.  

294
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,909
            The fok?            
  Why are you wearing a suit?   

295
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,679
          It's 'cause           
     I'm a working man now.     

296
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:35,381
             Okay.              

297
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,017
          This is for           
      your wedding thingy.      

298
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,052
            Thanks?             

299
00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,220
     There's something old,     
         something new,         

300
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,055
      something borrowed,       
      and something blue.       

301
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,425
   Ah, that's an old bracelet   
     you left at my house.      

302
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,027
        It doesn't even         
         fit me anyway.         

303
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,932
           Are these            
      your weekend chips?       

304
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:56,268
         Nah, those are         
      your weekend chips.       

305
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,838
        And this must be        
      something borrowed?       

306
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,006
              Yup.              
    It's my old sex sweater.    

307
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,008
        I'm thinking you        
and Stephen Harper can borrow it

308
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,543
    until you find your own.    

309
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,445
             Okay.              

310
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,113
         And of course,         
        something blue.         

311
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,450
           I hope you           
       and Stephen Harper       

312
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,452
          have a long           
    and happy life together.    

313
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,621
         Thanks, Blue.          

314
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,456
   Can I have a freezie now?    

315
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,125
           Of course.           
       A deal is a deal.        

316
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,598
         Thanks, Paul.          

317
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,200
  I just want you to be happy.  

318
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,770
And if you need me, I'll be down
  the hall in Jo's old office.  

319
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,973
   Just doing grown up shit.    

320
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,078
         Yo, Chickadee,         
   why you look all sad-arse?   

321
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,880
    I'm just not feeling it.    

322
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,715
          How can you           
         not feel this?         

323
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:46,252
            Nuh-uh!             
  Not without these you don't.  

324
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,553
          So annoying!          

325
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,589
    Oh, now, before you guys    
    go swinging those bats,     

326
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,092
        let me show you         
    how to do things safely.    

327
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,593
       I used to do this        
        as a kid myself,        

328
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,429
     but instead of hitting     
glass bottles we used softballs,

329
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,165
     because we used to do      
    things like play sports.    

330
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,234
        We've done this         
       a thousand times.        

331
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,136
  Yeah, but somebody could get  
 a piece of glass in the face.  

332
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:05,804
        That's literally        
        never happened.         

333
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,072
          Step aside.           

334
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,078
      - (glass shattering)      
             - Ooh!             

335
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,281
      Okay, well. Not sure      
   what's so fun about that,    

336
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,816
       but I'm just here        
         to supervise.          

337
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,485
            Uh, Dad?            

338
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,020
        Yeah, what's up?        

339
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:24,523
          Never mind.           

340
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:26,992
   Don't forget the goggles.    

341
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,096
               ♪                

342
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,499
    - How's your face, Dad?     
      - (camera clicking)       

343
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,534
    Oh, should heal nicely,     
            I hope.             

344
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,436
       Never gave myself        
        stitches before.        

345
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:40,506
     What the hell did you      
       do to your father?       

346
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,875
       It's not actually        
   Chickadee's fault. It's--    

347
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,443
   It's Grouse Lake's fault.    

348
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,378
  There's not a heck of a lot   
  for kids to do around here.   

349
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,782
          Yeah, except          
       get into trouble.        

350
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:52,051
       Which leads me to        
      an interesting idea.      

351
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,553
    I want Chickadee to come    
   live with me in Edmonton.    

352
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,821
           Uh, what?            

353
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,856
    I can keep an eye on her    
     when she's in school.      

354
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,158
           Uh, what?            

355
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,493
       Oh, you got blood        
    coming out your bandage.    

356
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,528
           Uh, what?            

357
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:09,368
 Paul, you gotta come see this! 
         What the fuck?         

358
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:10,869
    - You look like Dilbert.    
        - (dogs barking)        

359
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,771
         The bus driver         
        from Bloodvein?         

360
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,540
        - No. The comic.        
   - (jazz playing on radio)    

361
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,275
    Sounds like child stuff.    

362
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,444
  Who cares? There's two dogs   
       outside doing it.        

363
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,046
   - Come on, it's hilarious!   
    - I told you, I'm busy.     

364
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:22,314
             Dean:              
    Bro, you're missing out.    

365
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,116
        One dog is huge         
   and the other one's tiny.    

366
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,384
       Come on, let's go!       

367
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,021
   Bro, the dogs are doing it   
     and now they're stuck.     

368
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,789
        Stuck together?         

369
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,491
       It's too early in        
      the season for that.      

370
00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:36,195
       Okay. No! I can't.       

371
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,896
       I can't. I can't.        

372
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,398
             Dean:              
   Paul, where'd you go, bro?   

373
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:40,666
         (dogs barking)         

374
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,701
     The big dog's dragging     
      the small dog around      

375
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,203
  and now they're stuck, man.   
    We gotta hose 'em down!     

376
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,738
         (dogs barking)         

377
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,040
  - (turning music volume up)   
         - Ever slack.          

378
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:51,210
               ♪                

379
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,380
      Okay, I wasn't ready      
           for this.            

380
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,416
     Chickpea, if you come      
      with me to Edmonton       

381
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,685
      you can stay with me      
    while you're in school.     

382
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,687
      But Edmonton sucks.       

383
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,190
  It's like Winnipeg, but with  
  oil riggers and truck nuts.   

384
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,260
       Okay, good point,        
    then it's back to living    

385
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,262
    with your house parents     
          in Winnipeg.          

386
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:13,165
      But Winnipeg sucks.       
      It's like Edmonton,       

387
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,501
       but with potholes        
        and pawn shops.         

388
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,337
      Okay, third option.       

389
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,707
  You drop out of high school,  
     I build an attachment,     

390
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,375
       and you do nothing       
         with your life         

391
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:25,010
        like your stupid        
          Uncle Paul.           

392
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,112
          I pick that.          

393
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,282
      You can't pick that!      
         It was a joke!         

394
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:32,217
      You guys are a joke.      

395
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,521
        (door slamming)         

396
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,895
        Lips, I'm ready         
       to turn myself in.       

397
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,696
     Roger, there you are.      

398
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:48,600
  And yes, I'll name names in   
exchange for a lighter sentence.

399
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,135
             What?              

400
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:54,706
You've been a worthy adversary. 
  All I ask is go easy on me.   

401
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,476
          Bro, listen,          
     Chickadee set you up.      

402
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,545
         You didn't do          
        anything wrong.         

403
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,946
             What?              

404
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:02,714
      She pulled you over       
           in my car.           

405
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,385
           You okay?            

406
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,889
      I'd cry but I'm too       
   dehydrated to make tears.    

407
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,326
           (weeping)            

408
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,631
              See?              
           Pointless.           

409
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:25,838
 Okay, let's hear your pitches  
for what to do with Ed's money. 

410
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:29,074
         A smokehouse.          
      You know, for meats.      

411
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,075
             Pass.              

412
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,810
      A water slide park.       

413
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:32,978
             Pass!              

414
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,647
     A Lou Diamond Phillips     
         film festival.         

415
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,516
             Pass.              

416
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:42,187
 A detention facility for teens 
  who like to prank radio DJs.  

417
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,755
             Pass?              

418
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:48,494
     Did ya heard? Ed died      
   and left a bunch of money.   

419
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:51,196
   Yeah, we know that, Rita.    

420
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,032
       His brother looks        
         just like him.         

421
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,838
      That's all of them.       

422
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,640
       My brother always        
      wanted a monkey zoo.      

423
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:04,543
       Maybe we just put        
    the money towards that.     

424
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,645
           (knocking)           
 Hey, Jo. Gonna go home early.  

425
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:11,216
     You totally don't even     
    work here, so go ahead?     

426
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,851
        Also, I couldn't        
       help but overhear        

427
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,353
        all the pitches         
        for Ed's money,         

428
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:17,022
     and it got me thinking     
  about Chickadee's situation,  

429
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,957
         and I started          
     crunching the numbers,     

430
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,827
 and it turns out, we could use 
  Ed's money to help renovate   

431
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,462
 the old abandoned high school. 

432
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,130
  That way the high schoolers   

433
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,299
 and Chickadee wouldn't have to 
         leave the Rez.         

434
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,535
  You could also name the high  
        school Ed High.         

435
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,703
           (laughing)           
   Anyway, see you tomorrow!    

436
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,877
            I think             
   my shit-for-brains brother   

437
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,646
   might be on to something.    

438
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,049
           Hey, wait.           

439
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,855
  Before you go, I just wanted  
 to say sorry for tripping out. 

440
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:52,324
          That's okay.          

441
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,992
        I know how much         
     you love living here.      

442
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,929
        Thanks for being        
        cool about this.        

443
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,599
          No problem.           
    Love you, sweetie bird.     

444
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,034
     Love you too, Neebaba.     

445
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,102
         (horn honking)         

446
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,672
        That's my ride.         
  Be back in a couple months.   

447
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,574
       Remember, be safe.       

448
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,910
              Boy:              
         Yo, Chickadee.         

449
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,679
       Wanna shoot apples       
    off each others' heads?     

450
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,549
       Uh, I don't know.        
 That sounds pretty dangerous.  

451
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,552
            So, uh,             
      better put these on.      

452
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,787
           Fuck yeah!           

453
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:25,724
         Roger: This is         
Laughingstick in the afternoon, 

454
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:28,560
         coming to you          
         as a free man.         

455
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:33,098
If it's one thing I'm guilty of 
      it's loving my job.       

456
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,701
 Now that I'm back in my seat,  

457
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,136
        what do you say         
       we play some tunes       

458
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,973
  in honour of my old pal Ed?   

459
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,909
            This is             
      Danny Keemootch with      

460
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:47,246
         "I Hope Heaven         
       Has a Pawn Shop."        

461
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,882
               ♪                

462
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,051
  ♪ ...Everything went right ♪  

463
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:02,894
               ♪                

464
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,329
            Stephen:            
         Flower petals?         

465
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:11,169
               ♪                

466
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,572
       ♪ Yes, I know... ♪       

467
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,906
        Stephen Harper.         

468
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:19,077
      I've decided I will       
       be your best man,        

469
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,180
   for I am no longer a boy.    

470
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,615
          I am a man.           

471
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,451
       I am the best man.       

472
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,887
           Oh, Paul!            

473
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,422
    ♪ ...live without you ♪     

474
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:32,691
          (chuckling)           

475
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,059
  ♪ For some strange reason ♪   

476
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:38,063
   ♪ I need someone to care ♪   

477
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:45,103
               ♪                

478
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,939
  ♪ I wonder if you realize ♪   

479
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,375
 ♪ Just how you make me feel ♪  

480
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:55,614
      ♪ When you say your       
   love for me is not real ♪    

481
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,086
     ♪ I love you even when     
 you're mad and you throw... ♪