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   Roger: Well, Grouse Lake,    
        it's debate day.        

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 Do we stick with Chief Deedee  

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       or shake things up       
   and choose Councillor Jo?    

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         Can't decide?          
     The candidates' debate     

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  takes place this afternoon,   
     hosted by yours truly.     

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       (imitating Roger)        
        In the meantime,        

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      here's Harold Meesh       
       and the Bushy Ones       

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 with "Short and Curly Blues."  

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     (in normal voice) So?      
 Did I sound like you or what?  

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   You sound nothing like me.   
    Now, get out of my seat.    

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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             Lips:              
       If elected chief,        

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what will you do in the event of
        a meteor strike?        

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 Lips, they're not going to ask 
  about no damn meteor strike   

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         at the debate.         

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   You need to be ready, Jo.    

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         Let's discuss          
     the voting strategies.     

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  The Grouse Lake family tree.  

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    Families in Grouse Lake     
         vote together.         

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        You have enough         
    to get 40% of the vote.     

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       Families love me.        

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     - Deedee has the same.     
       - Stupid families.       

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         But look here.         
     The McKay family vote      

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        is up for grabs         
    since Cousin Leon left.     

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 That'll push you over the top. 

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So, you're saying I got to kiss 
     Beanpole's hairy arse?     

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Not just Beanpole's hairy arse, 
 but Gramps and Sterling, too.  

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    Ugh. So much hairy arse.    

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   But if you get all three,    

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    they'll spread the word,    
         and you're in.         

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    Lips, get the lip balm.     

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We got some hairy arse to kiss. 

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  It still smells like salami   
            in here.            

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   I actually like that part.   

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  He really treated those lice  
   like they were his babies.   

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          Yeah. Yuck.           

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 You know what's scary, though? 

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            A kookum            
   with only one grandchild.    

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 I want to get back with Rose,  
              too.              

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         But she's with         
      Stephen Harper now.       

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       - Do you love her?       
          - Of course.          

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          Well, then,           
    you need to get tradish.    

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      When I was your age,      

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   a guy walked by your house   

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         over and over          
    until you noticed them.     

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           Then what?           

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 Then, a woman would go outside 
      and flirt with him,       

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      or her father would       
 chase them away with a shovel. 

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It's the old rez walk-by, Paul. 

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      It's a classic move       
 that stands the test of time.  

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   That sounds like stalking.   

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     And the more confident     
          you walk by,          

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  the more pregnant she gets.   

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              Mom!              

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  I got a movie for you, bro.   

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      Dean! You scared me.      

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 I actually don't need a movie. 
   I'm just here for popcorn.   

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Who eats popcorn without movies?

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  Oh, it's for my good friend,  
         Peter Popcorn.         

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         Peter Popcorn?         

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    He moved away years ago.    

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 Where did you get your movie,  
             Lips?              

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Come on, man. Don't make me say.

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 Give it to me straight, Lips.  

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    I got it from L'il Tony.    

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        - Son of a bits!        
          - I'm sorry.          

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       I came by the bus        
     and you weren't there.     

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        This fok'n job.         

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      And L'il Tony's guys      
brings the movies right to you. 

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  I'm not going to lie, Lips.   

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     That stings more than      
         the last time          

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you got a movie from L'il Tony. 

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        Leave me alone.         

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   I got to feed my feelings.   

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        (gavel pounding)        

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     The rules are simple.      

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      Candidates are asked      
    a hard-hitting question.    

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 They wow us with their answer. 

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          Let's begin.          

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   We're in a climate crisis.   

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         The elders say         
     the land is changing.      

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  Chief Deedee, how would you   
    handle a meteor strike?     

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              Jo:               
  Ever stupid, that question.   

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         Good question.         

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   And I would like to answer   
          with a song           

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 that I just wrote exclusively  
     for the McKay Family.      

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       ♪ Sweet Sinclair,        
  you're the greatest family ♪  

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  ♪ I swear, Sweet Sinclair ♪   

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 You sang that to the Sinclairs 
     in the last election.      

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          (murmuring)           

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             Did I?             

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          Settle down.          

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Councillor Jo, what would you do

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in the event of a meteor strike?

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           Seriously?           

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          Okay, fine.           

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         A meteor blast         
      would kill billions.      

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    Everyone else would die     
    in a hellish wasteland.     

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     Holy land before time.     

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     Should've just reused      
         a shitty song.         

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              Meh.              

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             Roger:             
  Behold the Grouse Lake male.  

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       This may look like       
        a casual stroll,        

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       but it's actually        
  an elaborate mating ritual.   

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      The old rez walk-by.      

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      The Grouse Lake male      
shows his interest in the female

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       by slowly walking        
        back and forth.         

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    It's a delicate dance of    
seduction as old as time itself.

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           But wait.            
   A lesser male approaches.    

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      The Grouse Lake male      
  has asserted his dominance,   

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     protecting the target      
       of his affections.       

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        Dean. Oh, Dean.         
  I was just looking for you.   

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        Uh, no way, man.        
     I was looking for you.     

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   I got to get out of here.    

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   You just had two days off    
     for the weekend, Dean.     

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   I told you when I started,   
 I ain't no corporate sellout,  

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button-down, corn-fed, uptight, 

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         button-pushing         
   marshmallow motherfucker.    

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       I'm the movie man.       

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    You still do that? Huh.     

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   Well, listen. I have been    
     crunching the numbers,     

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        and your idea to        
     sell single wieners--      

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    Just say "loosies," bro.    

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   Loosies? I don't like it.    

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     Listen. That has been      

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      an absolute windfall      
         for the store.         

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        Do I get a cut?         

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     No, but thanks to you,     

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  the Grouse Lake North Store   

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     is the leader in sales     
        for the quarter.        

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 Man, that means nothing to me. 

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      Well, it means a lot      
 to the people upstairs. Dean?  

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 Listen. I can't let you quit.  

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        Man, I just need        
       a little time off.       

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           Okay. Ah.            
  Let's call it a sabbatical.   

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           Nah, man.            

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    I just need a break from    
 my regular routine, you know?  

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           With pay.            

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 That's literally a sabbatical, 
             Dean.              

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      Whatever. It's time       
  the movie man met his match.  

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           (gasping)            

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    Really wish you wouldn't    
            do that.            

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      It's the fifth vest       
  I've had to burn this week.   

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   Rose, come check this out.   

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          - I'm busy.           
           - Quickly.           

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    There's a horse outside     
 that looks just like Comanche. 

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             Okay.              
  Don't be mad, but it's Paul.  

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        Stephen Harper.         

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    He's doing the walk-by.     

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       Like, the walk-by?       

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             Yeah.              

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    So simple. So effective.    
        A true classic.         

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           Oh, Paul.            

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         No. I mustn't.         

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           You must.            

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My mum met my dad the same way. 

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           Go to him.           

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   (door opening and closing)   

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       You got this, hon.       

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  Let nature take its course.   

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             Dean:              
             Lips!              

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        You owe me, man.        

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   Give me everything you got   
         on L'il Tony.          

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    I don't have much, Dean.    

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      He went underground.      
         He's a ghost.          

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     But you got something.     

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These are the only known photos.

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      I told you. A ghost.      

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          Is this it?           

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      Some candy wrappers,      

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   a few marbles, a shoelace.   

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        It's all we got.        

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     So, how do I find him?     

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 I used echolocation, and I got 
  back some interesting pings.  

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     What the hell is that?     

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    It's where I yell "echo"    
       out into the bush,       

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      and the sound waves       
       travel back to me        

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 and tell me what's out there.  

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  So, what did they tell you?   

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         My best guess?         
  He's somewhere around here.   

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             Dean?              

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     Dean? Where'd you go?      

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             Echo!              

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             Rose:              
           Hey, Paul.           

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   I couldn't help but notice   
 you walking by, over and over. 

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  And I know you hate walking.  

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           Do I? Huh.           

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        I guess for you,        
      I'd walk by anytime.      

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      Speaking of walking,      
     I'm just stepping out.     

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   So, my house is all yours.   

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    Shut up, Stephen Harper.    

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   Hmm. Let's go to my house.   

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I just got rid of all the lice. 

195
00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,737
  Do you want to change first?  

196
00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,138
       What's wrong with        
       what I'm wearing?        

197
00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:28,274
   I mean, those are your sad   
        breakup clothes.        

198
00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:29,542
             What?              

199
00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:31,210
       Those are good for       
        Stephen Harper,         

200
00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,613
  but I literally just walked   
     all the way over here.     

201
00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,781
        And you can walk        
       all the way back.        

202
00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,251
         Damn it, Paul!         

203
00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,160
     Sterling, my old pal.      
    My big old jacked buddy.    

204
00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,564
           (laughing)           

205
00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:53,766
  Hey, Jo. I was just getting   
my cardio in before I pump iron.

206
00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,201
           Oh, yeah?            

207
00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,069
       I'm going to bench       
       my face off, bro.        

208
00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:58,337
        Notice my gains?        

209
00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,439
   I have noticed your gains.   

210
00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:03,442
And I've also noticed your legs.

211
00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:04,710
         That's weird.          

212
00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,212
    People have been saying     

213
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:09,048
     you look like a chimp      
       with seagull legs.       

214
00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:10,883
          - For real?           
            - Yeah.             

215
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:15,421
    But I told those people,    
           "No way."            

216
00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:18,190
   But now that I'm close...    

217
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,592
             What?              

218
00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:23,095
        ...you look like        
   you could use a leg press.   

219
00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,865
           You know?            
    Balance everything out.     

220
00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,733
  Sick. You'd do that for me?   

221
00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:28,968
             Yeah.              

222
00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:32,238
     Don't even mention it.     

223
00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:34,473
         On that vote,          
      I better get going.       

224
00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:39,111
      "Note." Not "vote."       
     Oh, too embarrassing.      

225
00:09:39,145 --> 00:09:40,813
     Well, you got my vote.     

226
00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,282
You don't even have to do that. 

227
00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,252
           But do it.           

228
00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,954
        (engine revving)        

229
00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:53,559
      (knocking on window)      

230
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,930
      Paul, I come to you       
         at great risk.         

231
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,165
       What do you want,        
        Stephen Harper?         

232
00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:02,001
 Shh. Rose mustn't see me here. 

233
00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,604
 Is that why you're dressed up  
like Lord of the Rings or what? 

234
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,272
   Let me help you with Rose.   

235
00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,940
        Think about it.         

236
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,843
  You, me, teaming up to take   
     the love of our life.      

237
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,846
  You want to help me help you  
win my girlfriend back from you?

238
00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:16,916
           Precisely.           
   Let me in so we may plot.    

239
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,418
No. I like you better out there.

240
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,355
If we're going to win Rose back,
 we need to break you guys up.  

241
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,023
           Excellent.           

242
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,591
      Give me all the dirt      
     you have on yourself.      

243
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,094
       I got a good one.        
     Once, when I was nine,     

244
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,663
    I took some gummy bears     
        from the store.         

245
00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:33,933
         And get this.          
     I didn't pay for them.     

246
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,336
   Fuck you, Stephen Harper.    

247
00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:42,642
     Gramps, are you busy?      

248
00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,176
    I know why you're here.     

249
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,512
     You want to be chief.      

250
00:10:46,545 --> 00:10:48,681
 Well, yeah, but I was think--  

251
00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:52,351
  I want pickerel once a week.  

252
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:56,455
   Done. But am I supposed to   
         catch it, or--         

253
00:10:56,489 --> 00:11:00,192
      Damn kids can't play      
     that devil music loud.     

254
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,061
    I don't know why anyone     
      doesn't write songs       

255
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,364
       about shooting men       
   in the cold blood anymore.   

256
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,334
     - Man. That was music.     
            - Okay.             

257
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:12,038
And there's too many torn jeans 
           out there.           

258
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,507
    Can't mums sew anymore?     

259
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,542
  Okay. I'll see what I can do  
           about it.            

260
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,377
        You know, you're        

261
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,313
  the only candidate that has   
stuck around to hear me griping.

262
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,015
Does this mean I have your vote?

263
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:27,920
       Oh, wow. Not yet.        
   This is just my shortlist.   

264
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,355
              Oh.               

265
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:35,995
            You know            
   what really burns my ass?    

266
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,396
             Birds!             

267
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,000
 They're always flying around.  

268
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,601
       Where they going?        

269
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,589
    Easy, bros and broettes.    
       Drop your weapons.       

270
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,024
           You first.           

271
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,292
  Looks like we got ourselves   

272
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,360
        an old-fashioned        
     elastic band standoff.     

273
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,229
   I just came here to talk.    

274
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,144
  Just came here to talk, eh?   

275
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:31,250
     All right, all right.      
Just take me to L'il Tony, okay?

276
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,457
             Rose:              
        Stephen Harper,         

277
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,060
   why is the toilet seat up?   

278
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,828
     Because I left it up.      

279
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,797
     So, you're standing up     
          to pee now?           

280
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,298
        What's going on?        

281
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,967
   I'm putting my foot down.    

282
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,068
         On the ground.         

283
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,003
  What are you talking about?   

284
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:56,008
       Because I'm a man,       

285
00:12:56,075 --> 00:13:00,679
  and a man needs to lay down   
            the law.            

286
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:04,350
    Oh-ho-ho-ho! This is it.    
      She's fok'n cheesed.      

287
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,120
         Role play, eh?         

288
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,997
       Oh, hey, Beanpole.       

289
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,465
     What do you want, Jo?      

290
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,667
      I've been thinking.       

291
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,203
         We need to put         
     our differences aside.     

292
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,871
     You just want my vote.     

293
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,307
   Fine. I do want your vote.   

294
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,209
     Then maybe you can get     
     a fucking time machine     

295
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,611
     and go back to Grade 6     
       and un-wedgie me.        

296
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,480
       - I just wanted--        
      - You want my vote?       

297
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,615
  You need to earn my respect.  

298
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,117
    Let's fok'n do it, then.    

299
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,119
            You, me.            

300
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,789
    Remote control car race     
     in front of everyone.      

301
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,125
        That's it? Fine.        

302
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,160
But when I win, I get your vote.

303
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,362
         Let's do this.         

304
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,964
    You know I've never lost    
         a race before?         

305
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,201
Well, get ready to have your ass
         handed to you.         

306
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,369
             - Oof.             
          - Not even.           

307
00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,972
          Moo breath.           

308
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,882
             Whoa.              

309
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,354
    Boy: I once saw a weasel    
     try to stick its head      

310
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,922
   into an empty pop bottle.    

311
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,324
             What?              

312
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,727
        That's my dream.        
      That's my nightmare.      

313
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,163
            A weasel            
    trying to stick its head    

314
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,731
  inside an empty pop bottle.   

315
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,533
       What the fuck are        
        you saying, man?        

316
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,840
       I know who you are       
  and I know why you're here.   

317
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,408
             Dean:              
           L'il Tony?           

318
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,577
      You're a lot littler      
        than I thought.         

319
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,013
When I heard you left your post 
  to work at the North Store,   

320
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,948
            it was I            
   who became the movie man.    

321
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:47,086
While you were selling hoagies, 
         I became king.         

322
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,021
 But do you know what it's like 

323
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,124
  to be putting movies on USBs  
      all day, all night?       

324
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,628
   I do know what it's like.    
    I was a young movie man.    

325
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,263
     You ever heard of VHS?     

326
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,232
  My spirit grows tired, Dean.  

327
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:06,572
 I knew you'd come here today.  
      I want this to end.       

328
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,874
     I know what I must do.     

329
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,384
           What now?            

330
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,053
You do what kids do. Play games.

331
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,555
          - You're it.          
             - Tag.             

332
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,124
   What am I supposed to do?    

333
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,792
  You're it, bro. Go get him.   

334
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:45,444
               ♪                

335
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,781
       (glass squeaking)        

336
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,282
            Oh, me.             

337
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,818
    The windows are getting     
     real steamy in there.      

338
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,853
       She must be doing        
       a lot of yelling.        

339
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,823
  What the hell took so long?   

340
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,759
 What, you guys doing a puzzle  
     in there or something?     

341
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,828
    This plan isn't working.    

342
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:04,997
        - Yeah. No shit.        
      - What do we do now?      

343
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:09,668
On your phone, in your contacts,
  change my name to Sexy Lady.  

344
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,304
  And then leave it somewhere   
    where Rose will find it.    

345
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,839
             Done.              

346
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,976
       (exhaling sharply)       

347
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,687
   Rose, I'm just going to be   
   in the bathroom, cleaning.   

348
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,658
      Okay. Not too long.       

349
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,560
   I need to lay down the law   
             again.             

350
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,162
        (phone chiming)         

351
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,905
         What the fuck?         

352
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,264
         All day long.          

353
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,066
      Oh, hey, Mrs. Tress.      

354
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,701
             Rose!              

355
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,436
This was Stephen Harper's idea. 

356
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:20,005
 What's going on? Did it work?  

357
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,673
 I knew you'd be helping Paul.  

358
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,610
 Both of you, out of here, now. 

359
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,212
             But--              

360
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,216
    - But this is my house.     
            - Fuck!             

361
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,320
     It's the big showdown      

362
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,856
       between Jo Bittern       
      and Beanpole McKay.       

363
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,759
       If Beanpole loses,       
      and that's a big if,      

364
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,463
   the McKay family will vote   
    for Jo in the election.     

365
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:49,001
  If Jo loses, she will suffer  

366
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:53,272
         great, great,          
   great public humiliation.    

367
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:57,476
        It's a great day        
       for RC car racing!       

368
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,378
      (everyone cheering)       

369
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:04,516
   On your mark. Get set. Go!   

370
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,394
            Jo wins!            

371
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:19,198
    (cheering and applause)     

372
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,202
           Thank you.           

373
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,137
           Miigwech.            

374
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,309
   Feels shitty saying this,    

375
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:33,145
      but the McKay family      
     will vote for you, Jo.     

376
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,914
         Thanks, Mavis.         

377
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,685
  But you can call me a chief.  

378
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,329
       What's wrong, bro?       

379
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,763
  How am I supposed to go home  

380
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:55,501
      after all I've done,      
      after all I've seen?      

381
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,769
   I was a god, Dean. A god.    

382
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,705
     Holy. Chill out, bro.      

383
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,279
   You're the movie man now.    

384
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,261
        Rose, I'm sorry.        

385
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,929
       I'm way more sorry       
      than Stephen Harper.      

386
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,098
      - Just take me back.      
- Rose, look at him. He's sorry.

387
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,136
    When I thought you were     
    cheating, I was furious.    

388
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,704
      Yeah. Stay furious.       

389
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,406
     But I was also scared.     

390
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,409
  Scared I'd lost you forever   
       to some sexy lady.       

391
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,710
    But I was the sexy lady.    

392
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,216
        Stephen Harper,         
       will you marry me?       

393
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:47,119
Yes, yes. Yes, I will marry you.

394
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,901
              Hmm.              

395
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,270
    (indistinct chattering)     

396
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:13,612
          Grouse Lake,          
      your new chief is...      

397
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:19,985
         ...Jo Bittern.         

398
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,187
    (cheering and applause)     

399
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,496
        Guess this means        
       you'll get revenge       

400
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,131
 on all your political enemies. 

401
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,700
              Nah.              

402
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:39,805
           Onlookers:           
    Speech. Speech. Speech!     

403
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:46,712
       I only ever wanted       
       to help my people.       

404
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,347
      I love Grouse Lake,       

405
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,882
        and I'm so proud        
       to be your chief.        

406
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,185
           Miigwech.            

407
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:56,622
    (cheering and applause)     

408
00:20:56,655 --> 00:21:00,292
    I guess a little revenge    
            is okay.            

409
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,560
             Yeah.              

410
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,770
             Rose:              
          Hey, chief.           

411
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:14,206
  Your first order of business  

412
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:17,309
 is to catch up on a few things 
that Deedee never got around to.

413
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,278
     Sounds simple enough.      
          (chuckling)           

414
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,746
     Right this way, boys.      

415
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,283
            Oh. Uh--            

416
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,124
             Fuck.              

417
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:36,261
       ♪ Somebody save me       
    I know I'm going down ♪     

418
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,265
     ♪ Can't help it, baby      
   and I don't want to now ♪    

419
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,568
   ♪ I got it bad, ooh-ooh ♪    

420
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:48,440
  ♪ But it feels so good, no ♪  

421
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,442
      ♪ Somebody stop me ♪      

422
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,577
  ♪ Just take my rights away ♪  

423
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,613
♪ And when you look this good ♪ 

424
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,748
  ♪ Get on my knees and pray ♪  

425
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,151
     ♪ I got it bad, ooh ♪