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          Jesus, Lips.          
How did my campaign get so bad? 

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 Things got cheesed real fast.  

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 How are we doing in the poles? 

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Not too good, but at least we're
          not in last.          

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     It's time to bring out     
       the big guns, Jo.        

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   Fucking right. That's what   
    I'm talking about, Lips.    

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        You really want         
      to beat Cousin Leon?      

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        Let's smack his         
  jail tattoos right off him.   

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 Ready for this? We're going to 
 gather the community together  

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    and we're going to host     
      a pancake breakfast.      

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   Every candidate does that.   

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Then let's get sick in the head.

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         What if I made         
      blueberry pancakes?       

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         Come on, Lips.         

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  Cousin Leon jarred me hard.   

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   Pancakes ain't gonna help.   

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       If pancakes can't        
   turn this election around,   

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     I don't know what can.     

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     I might have an idea.      

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               ♪                

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♪ 'Cause I can love you, baby ♪ 

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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   Roger: This is your mate,    
 Laughingstick in the Morning.  

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     The last of the summer     
       students are back.       

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 Now, the res dogs have someone 
quicker to chase than old Roger.

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    You know what they say.     

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  Ripped gitches get stitches.  

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  I'm talking about you, Edna.  

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        Your dog owes me        
    a new pair of knickers.     

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           (slurping)           

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           (sighing)            

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        The election has        
       officially reached       

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  the pancake breakfast phase.  

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       You know who else        
    could use some pancakes?    

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         Councillor Jo.         

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              Mm.               

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   Roger: Not even blueberry    
pancakes can save that campaign.

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     Yeah, fuck that radio.     

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  Chickadee, how are we gonna   
     take down Cousin Leon?     

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  Easy. With a pack of matches  
and some lighter fluid, I can-- 

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 I gotta stop you right there.  

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 Fine then, Officer Flapjacks.  

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         You've been in         
       the city too long.       

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You have any ideas without fire?

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       I'll hide a slowly       
        rotting carcass         

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  underneath his floorboards.   

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      He sleeps in a car.       

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Fine, I'll set him up for every 
  email list on the internet.   

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 You know how annoying it is to 
get off a fucking mailing list? 

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    He doesn't have an email    
         or a computer.         

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Got one. I'll reverse the toilet
       so when he flushes       

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it blows right back up his ass. 

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     The old backwards moo.     

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    In the business we like     
     to call that an "oom."     

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       Why can't you just       
      do normal kid stuff?      

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             Paul:              
      This toaster sucks.       

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This boy's been acting up since 
  you kicked him in the arse.   

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  I shoulda kicked him harder.  

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      He went from a baby       
     to an elder too fast.      

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        It's unnatural!         

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   You know what's unnatural?   

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           His arse.            

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       It felt like I was       
   kicking a bean bag chair.    

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             Rita:              
     Look at that lost boy.     

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      You're going to get       
       zapped there, boy.       

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  Paul: Uh, duh. I don't know   
     how to use a toaster,      

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 so I'm going to stick my whole 
 head inside and try to eat it  

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        from the inside.        
     Guess what, dum-dums?      

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      Hah. It's unplugged.      

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Pay-tuk, that's for the kettle. 

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          (screaming)           

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 Why didn't you guys tell me!?  
           (grunting)           

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    You know, when I started    
    my journey into manhood,    

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 my dad drove me to the woods,  
 and he left me there to fast.  

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  A fast? He can't even slow.   

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           (laughing)           

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           (rattling)           

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  Forget it, Rose. This thing   
   only has hoity-toity shit.   

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   I got the Twilight movies    
          right here.           

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 What? Those movies are so old. 

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     "The Knackered Bobby?"     

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   I like these British ones.   
        They talk funny.        

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    'Ello. I'mma watch this     
          on me telly.          

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         Careful, Rose.         

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         Once you start         
       talking like them,       

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you'll start thinking like them.

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          As if, Dean.          

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  (British accent) You're just  
    jealous of the Tommy box    

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    because you think you're    
 the movie man, but you're not. 

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  You're not even Little Tony.  

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             Ta-ta.             

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          If it isn't           
     the Red River reject?      

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   School's over or did they    
  kick you out for being ugly?  

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   Cut the shit, Cousin Leon.   

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Whatchu doing running for chief?

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    Stay in your lane, bro.     

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     Isn't it your bedtime?     

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    It's fucking 2:00, bro.     

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       You can tell time?       

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        So you did learn        
      something in school.      

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   At least I went to school.   

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             Both:              
            M'nehh.             

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           - M'nehh.            
           - M'nehh.            

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             Both:              
            M'nehh.             

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              All:              
            M'nehh.             

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            M'nehh.             

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          Cousin Leon:          
     This ain't over, huh?      

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           What'd you           
     call me down here for?     

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    'Cause your sign sucks.     

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           Not even!            
    It sends a good message     

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       and it looks like        
   I believe in that message.   

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        Is that message,        
       "Hey, look at me,        

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   I'm a real estate agent?"    

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       These other signs        
       ain't any better.        

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           Oh, yeah?            

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     "I'll remember that?"      

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       It's part threat,        
       but it also says,        

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"Hey, remember the good times?" 

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      Somebody else says,       
      "Yeah. Yeah, I do."       

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 Can't be any worse than that.  

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Ma, you want to be a little bit 
   better than Stephen Harper   

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        or a lot better         
       than Cousin Leon?        

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  Check this out. You know how  
   you like to get shit done?   

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            Well...             

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        You shouldn't be        
       swearing on these!       

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              Why?              

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  I don't know, white people?   

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But it gets the people talking. 

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  I'm sorry, but it's not me.   

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     Don't put any of these     
         in the ground.         

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      Wish you'd said that      
         two hours ago.         

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     ♪ Have you ever felt ♪     

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      ♪ Anything at all? ♪      

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         (door opening)         

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     ♪ Why stand so tall? ♪     

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   Cha! Don't turn that off!    
     They feel what I feel.     

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    You're ruining cribbage!    

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     You don't understand,      
   because you feel nothing!    

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     Rita: Leave him alone.     
       He misses his mom.       

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 He doesn't know how to say it. 

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     But he doesn't have to     
    play this crap so loud.     

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     Probably can't hear it     
     because of your ears!      

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      Who did that to you?      

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     Don't worry about it.      

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      And what are these?       

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   Dirty magazines?! Oh, my!    

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      Now you've done it!       
       You've upset Rita!       

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            Pack up,            
   you're going to the fast.    

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         Is that, like,         
 a fast where you don't have to 

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     eat for a couple days      
    or is that the one where    

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        you have to run         
       around real fast?        

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     Because I ain't doing      
    either of those things.     

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       Don't make me have       
        to put these on!        

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     Hurry. It's over here.     

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  Whoever did this, must have   
    did it after my patrols.    

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              Jo:               
        "I gotta shit."         

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 Obviously it was Cousin Leon.  

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      I gotta ask you, Jo.      

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         Is this true?          

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        'Cause these are        
      the types of things       

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         I need to know         
      before an election.       

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           Hi there.            

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              Jo:               
       What do you want?        

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What happened to your signs, Jo?

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     Are the rumours true?      

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       'Cause if you need       
       to shit so bad...        

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         then use this!         

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           (laughing)           

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           (whirring)           

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    Roger: (British accent)     
Hello, do you have a note to get

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     a decent cricket team      
    around here? The Queen--    

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     Alright, out you get.      

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 Fine, but if I die out there,  
this is attempted manslaughter, 

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  and the system doesn't give   
 a shit about how old you are.  

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 See you tomorrow, same place.  

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           - M'nehh.            
    - You know, I was scared    

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   when I did my first fast,    
  but as the body gets weaker,  

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    the soul gets stronger.     

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But you got the soul of a baby. 

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  Alright, empty your pockets.  

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           (sighing)            

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     Oh, it smells so good.     

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          (chuckling)           

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      (Sniffing, groaning)      

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              Ah.               

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          It's a set.           
 I'm going to miss these boys.  

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           (sighing)            

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        It's still warm?        

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        (slamming door)         

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 You better bring all that back 
      when you pick me up.      

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    My girl, you've been too    
   stressed over Cousin Leon.   

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         I'm fine, ma.          

193
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 - But he's kicking your arse.  
            - Easy.             

194
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,313
        We can turn this        
       into a good thing.       

195
00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,982
         Oh yeah, Lips.         
       You're gonna turn,       

196
00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,718
         "I gotta shit"         
       into a good thing?       

197
00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:15,187
        Think about it.         
     Most politicians lie,      

198
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,323
        but your slogan         
   offers full transparency.    

199
00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:19,559
        It's refreshing.        

200
00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,193
           Let's ride           
    the pancakes to victory.    

201
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,030
 Ma, I just learned how to cut  

202
00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:26,499
     someone's brake lines      
        on the internet.        

203
00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:30,202
             - Hm.              
- That internet is a bad place. 

204
00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,038
           Pancakes.            

205
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,339
          Brake lines.          

206
00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,474
         - Brucey-boy!          
          - Pancakes.           

207
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,876
          Brake lines.          

208
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:40,146
       Come and eat some        
       bangers and beans.       

209
00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:42,181
You guys shouldn't even be here.

210
00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:45,217
 I'm cleaning out my lice tank  
    and they are everywhere.    

211
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,752
        The fuck, Bruce?        

212
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,856
         Do your thing,         
       but keep it legal.       

213
00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,259
           Legal-ish.           

214
00:09:53,326 --> 00:10:00,766
               ♪                

215
00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,068
    Fire in the hole, bitch.    

216
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,436
           (popping)            

217
00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,705
         (baby crying)          

218
00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,406
               ♪                

219
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,842
  Cousin Leon is a total joke.  

220
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,077
   A guy who used to rummage.   

221
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,612
         What's worse?          

222
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,948
       We don't even know       
   if he has to take a shit.    

223
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,850
        If we don't know        
      if he's gotta crap,       

224
00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:20,686
        then what other         
     secrets is he hiding?      

225
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,289
            Vote Jo,            
  because fuck that other guy.  

226
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:29,195
               ♪                

227
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,597
  Paul: Help me, spirit guide.  

228
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,700
  I can't do it, spirit guide.  

229
00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:38,104
       Hurry up already!        
  I'll eat anything right now.  

230
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,072
       Spinach. Lettuce.        

231
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,041
       Those little trees       
    you put cheese sauce on.    

232
00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,977
   Is that you, spirit guide?   

233
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:48,781
      I'm ready to become       
    a man now, spirit guide.    

234
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,584
      Ed, get out of here!      
I'm waiting for my spirit guide!

235
00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:55,488
        Thing is, Paul,         
    I am your spirit guide.     

236
00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,657
           (grunting)           

237
00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,258
    Well, this is horseshit.    

238
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,394
         Walk with me.          

239
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,795
You're gonna learn some things. 

240
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,730
    Nobody told me there was    
      going to be walking.      

241
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:10,770
 Have a look. What do you see?  

242
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,905
       Ma! I'm so hungry!       

243
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,407
      They can't hear you.      

244
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,976
     Just watch and listen.     

245
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,411
    You can do that, right?     

246
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,946
          Shut up, Ed.          

247
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:24,817
  Excuse me, ladies, I have to  
  use the little girl's room.   

248
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,154
   Did ya heard that her boy    

249
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,356
  took off to the city again?   

250
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,824
         What a shame.          

251
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,460
       Just ran away from       
      his baby like that?       

252
00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:38,497
  You know who I blame? Agnes.  

253
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,999
        Not a great mom.        

254
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,334
   That's not my ma's fault!    
        That's my fault!        

255
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:47,106
   The other kookums all said   
    she spoils him too much.    

256
00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:48,941
Woman: I heard she let him wash 

257
00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:52,445
 his mooied sheet in the sink.  

258
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,214
       Stop talking shit!       
 I'm gonna remember your faces. 

259
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,149
 Get a real good look at them.  

260
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,718
           I'm back.            

261
00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:04,323
   We were just talking about   
  how you're such a great mom.  

262
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:05,825
              Aww.              

263
00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,294
   Liars! My mama's the best!   

264
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:09,862
          Relax, boy.           

265
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,031
     There's more up ahead.     

266
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,301
        I'm gonna fight         
       those old ladies.        

267
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,406
      'Allo, there, Dean.       

268
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,812
 Blimey, what do we have here?  

269
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,582
     A Jaunt in Camberwell.     

270
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,717
            Cheerio!            

271
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,319
      Cheerio is for milk.      

272
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:41,994
           (dialling)           

273
00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:44,330
Hi there, it's Doug. How can we 
 help you with your Tommy Box?  

274
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,232
  Yeah, man. Put on the King.   

275
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,900
        You mean, Elvis?        

276
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,102
           Look, man.           
 I know you work for the King,  

277
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,537
        so stop sending         
  your shitty British movies.   

278
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,272
       We don't want 'em.       

279
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,040
  Wait, you think the King of   
  England works at Tommy Box?   

280
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:58,611
  Yeah. He's trying to finish   
      colonizin' the Rez,       

281
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,412
       but you know what?       
        You ran into me.        

282
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,747
             Dean.              

283
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,584
         D. E. A. N. N.         

284
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,455
     Yeah, I spell it with      
     two Ns now because...      

285
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,958
            I forgot            
       to stop saying Ns.       

286
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,027
          Okay, Deann.          

287
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,862
   If you have any technical    
  problems you need help with,  

288
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,130
      I'd be glad to help.      

289
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,765
          Oh, the King          
     tell you to say that?      

290
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:20,900
Sir, I'm gonna have to hang up. 

291
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:21,934
      Fuck face says what?      

292
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,202
      Okay, you take care.      

293
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:24,937
    What did you say? What?     

294
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,873
Cousin Leon: Sure, everything my
cousin Jo said about me is true.

295
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,642
         I did rummage.         

296
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,645
  Probably opened your fridge   
  and looked around one time.   

297
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,080
    But what kind of leader     
    let's a known shitty guy    

298
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,783
   like Cousin Leon come back   
     after his BCR expired?     

299
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,786
         A shitty one!          

300
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,154
  Vote Cousin Leon for chief.   

301
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,223
       (eagle screeching)       

302
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,929
         We're tanking          
      in the polls, Lips.       

303
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,097
  Yeah, I saw that. Sorry, Jo.  

304
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,466
   Pancakes might be boring,    

305
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,169
        but stooping to         
     Leon's level is worse.     

306
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,737
   Hate to say I told you so.   

307
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,739
 I'd rather be lame than Leon.  

308
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,575
            Thanks?             

309
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,611
       We're going clean        
      the rest of the way.      

310
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,446
    Fire up those pancakes,     

311
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,315
      I'll tell Chickadee       
         to stand down.         

312
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:19,358
               ♪                

313
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:35,341
       It's rummage time.       

314
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,477
       I swear I'm gonna        
     fight those old ladies     

315
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,446
 for talking shit about my mom. 

316
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:45,351
Settle down and look over there.

317
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:50,322
        Okay, so I say,         
     "Hello, how are you?"      

318
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,824
      Aneen ezhi-ayaa'yan?      

319
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:55,561
 And then you say, "I'm fine."  

320
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,796
         Ni-mino-ayaa.          

321
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,532
  Ma, I'm tryna play my game.   

322
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,668
   Do it, you handsome idiot.   

323
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:05,371
    Okay, my boy. Just try.     

324
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,706
      Aneen ezhi-ayaa'yan?      

325
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,542
     You're talking funny.      

326
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,810
        I don't like it.        

327
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,380
        Just do it, man.        

328
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,181
           Okay, son.           

329
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,317
     You just keep playing      
       your little games.       

330
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:26,425
       Ma. Ma! I'm sorry!       

331
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,394
    Take me back right now.     

332
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,929
          Are you sure          
      you know what to do?      

333
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:32,598
    Yeah, I'm gonna go back     
   and fight those old ladies   

334
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,866
 for talking shit about my mom. 

335
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,501
  I don't think you're ready.   

336
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,236
    Take me back right now!     

337
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,039
   You are back at your camp.   

338
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:45,010
           (shouting)           

339
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,278
              Ma!               

340
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,015
           Spirit Ed!           

341
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,252
    Where's my five bucks?!     

342
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,231
    Please, sir. May I have     
   some marmalade for these?    

343
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,533
          Marma-what?           

344
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,903
   Ma! You'll never believe--   

345
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:13,072
      I told you already.       
     We're doing pancakes.      

346
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,274
       I don't wanna hear       
       anything about it.       

347
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,810
           - But Ma--           
    - Go help Lips already.     

348
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,979
       Just want to say,        

349
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:23,115
        the maple syrup         
      is suspiciously low.      

350
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,151
    Everyone be conservative    
       with your squirts.       

351
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:27,786
   Did somebody says squirts?   

352
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,923
 No need to save your squirts.  

353
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,292
     Squirt away, everyone.     

354
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,827
          It's on us.           

355
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,463
  We don't need your squirts,   
          Cousin Leon.          

356
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,298
      No one invited you.       

357
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,800
      No pancakes for you.      

358
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,237
      Who wants pancakes,       
    when you can have a hug     

359
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,306
 from everyone's favourite guy? 

360
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,607
             Hugs?              

361
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,842
 Why didn't we think of that?!  

362
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,243
       Settle down, Lips.       

363
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,945
Hugs are pancakes for the arms. 

364
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,947
          Bring it in.          

365
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,183
     Ma, don't hug anyone.      

366
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,819
      What now, Chickadee?      

367
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,122
 I set a rummage trap for Leon. 

368
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:06,492
           Chickadee!           
 I said we're going clean now.  

369
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,127
  Why won't you listen to me?   

370
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,262
          Someone was           
     rummaging in my house.     

371
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:11,663
  Some of my lice are missing.  

372
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,165
              Jo:               
             Lice?!             

373
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,300
          Who did it?           
  I know my lice are in here.   

374
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,537
   Jerry? Beth? L'il' Petey?    

375
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,441
     Everyone step lightly!     

376
00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:29,615
      Everyone stay calm!       

377
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,385
      Something suspicious      
          is going on.          

378
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,853
        It's lice, Lips.        

379
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,322
         Pay attention.         

380
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,124
      It was Cousin Leon.       

381
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,526
        (crowd gasping)         

382
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,728
        You all thought         
   he changed but guess what?   

383
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,030
        Once a rummager,        
       always a rummager.       

384
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,367
           It's true.           

385
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,902
        I still rummage.        

386
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,571
      What's the big deal?      
     I don't take anything.     

387
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:53,872
      I just touch stuff.       

388
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,343
      Sure, I move things       
        around a little,        

389
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,312
  but I always put them back.   

390
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,482
       Maybe not exactly        
    where they were before,     

391
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:04,716
      but I put them back.      

392
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,251
            Busted!             

393
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,853
              Oh!               

394
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,422
  Now you're gonna turn on me?  

395
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,757
    Just because I rummage?     

396
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,928
        You all rummage.        

397
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,896
       There's a rummager       
         in all of you!         

398
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,898
         This place is          
      no good for nothing.      

399
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,568
        I can't believe         
  we almost elected this guy.   

400
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,036
          He's nothing          
    but a raccoon in a suit.    

401
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,771
         A cheap suit.          

402
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,006
           (tearing)            

403
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,109
What are you gonna do about it? 

404
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,544
     There ain't no leader      
     in this place anyhow.      

405
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:37,349
      Like to see you try       
 and stop a lice outbreak, Jo.  

406
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,785
   Jo, what are we gonna do?    

407
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,723
      Call in the kookums.      

408
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,194
      See! What did I say?      

409
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:53,432
Calm down. Stephen Harper and I 
    really enjoyed watching     

410
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,368
  The Knackered Bobby so we're  
    having crumpets for tea.    

411
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,137
        Those movies are        
   wrecking your brains, man.   

412
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,607
       Love, you're being       
         a real wanker.         

413
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,575
   Fancy me outfit, ya plank?   

414
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,144
        It's happening.         

415
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,912
The Tommy Box is colonizing you.

416
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,982
Just give these movies a chance,

417
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,984
they're really quite exquisite. 

418
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:19,124
    (goofy British accent:)     
             May I?             

419
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,761
       (People chatting)        

420
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,230
         Little Petey!          
     I thought I lost you!      

421
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,799
Nice work, Jo. You got my vote. 

422
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,101
           Same here.           

423
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:35,274
   Hey, Chickadee, nice work.   

424
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,642
          Thanks, Ma.           

425
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,911
      Fancy a cup of tea?       

426
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,981
           (sparking)           

427
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,284
   All that lives must die...   

428
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,419
            What...             

429
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:48,654
             The...             

430
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:49,922
             Fuck?              

431
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:52,191
  Don't ever mess with Deann.   

432
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,259
   That's Deann with two Ns.    

433
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,431
           Tommy Box:           
   All that lives must die...   

434
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,801
           (sparking)           

435
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,102
        Hello, the King?        

436
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:09,208
     I'm afraid I have some     
    rather unfortunate news.    

437
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,643
   The King: What? I told you   
    that if Dean with two Ns    

438
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:15,214
wasn't colonized by the weekend 
that it was off with your head! 

439
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,217
              Ma!               

440
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,352
 Paul, you're not supposed to-- 

441
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,187
          Nimaanendam.          

442
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,522
             What?              

443
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,023
           (sighing)            

444
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,127
      I said, nimaanendam.      

445
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:31,964
      Paul, you're sorry?       

446
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,198
            And, um,            

447
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:37,836
   Aneen ezhi shini-kazoyan?    

448
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,905
   Aneen ezhi shini-kazoyan.    

449
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:40,973
          Ni-kazoyan.           

450
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,474
    Well, my name is Agnes.     

451
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,643
          Ni-kazoyan.           

452
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,047
         Kee-za-gey-in.         

453
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,315
         I'm sorry, Ma.         

454
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,550
          I love you.           

455
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,719
          Ni-kazoyan.           

456
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,755
            Kazoyan.            
           (laughing)           

457
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,023
    Do you have any bannock?    

458
00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,258
          (chuckling)           

459
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,659
             Both:              
     Pakanin esh-kwan-dem.      

460
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:01,927
          - (laughing)          
           - Uh-huh.            

461
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,165
          Oh, hey Jo.           

462
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,334
         What the hell          
     are you wearing, Lips?     

463
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:12,404
       No way is this guy       
      getting lice again.       

464
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,773
 That's too much for me, Lips.  

465
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,275
 How are we doing in the poles? 

466
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,376
     Really good actually.      

467
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,846
               ♪                

468
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,714
        ♪ I want fire ♪         

469
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,383
 ♪ Now you know, no you don't ♪ 

470
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,586
    ♪ Make me repeat myself,    
    make me repeat myself ♪     

471
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,921
        ♪ I want fire ♪         

472
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,124
 ♪ Now you know, no you don't ♪ 

473
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:35,093
    ♪ Make me repeat myself,    
    make me repeat myself ♪     

474
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,361
           ♪ No, no ♪           

475
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:41,933
               ♪                

476
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:46,038
     ♪ We sit on the couch      
  and we stare at the screen ♪  

477
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:49,107
    ♪ Someone else tells us     
    what everything means ♪     

478
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,743
   ♪ I don't know about you,    
  but I can't live like this ♪  

479
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:55,447
♪ Baby, we need to feed the fire
   then we burn it all down ♪   

480
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,982
        ♪ I want fire ♪         

481
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,550
 ♪ Now you know, no you don't ♪ 

482
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,118
   ♪ Make me repeat myself ♪