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         Roger: This is         
  Laughingstick in the Morning  

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   with the Grouse Lake news.   

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 Cousin Leon is back on the res 
    with elections underway.    

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  Paul's got nowhere to stay,   

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         but he swears          
     he's not a hobosexual,     

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 and people say there's a bear  
  getting into peoples' stuff.  

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         So, make sure          
     your trash is secure.      

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           (sniffing)           

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         (banging pot)          

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           (grunting)           

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         (banging pot)          

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 ♪ Cause I can love you, baby ♪ 

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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 We're talking neechi politics  
today as the campaign hears up. 

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         Reminder that          
  Laughingstick in the Morning  

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   is a completely impartial,   
unbiased, totally neutral show, 

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      and we're here with       
    my favourite candidate.     

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     Old friend and nephew,     
          Cousin Leon.          

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      Thanks, Uncle Roger.      

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           Question.            

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  How are you able to balance   

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  being so funny and handsome   
       at the same time?        

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      I don't think about       
     petty shit like looks,     

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     but, I have to admit,      

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I'm also handsome on the inside.

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           (clapping)           

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           Ever sick.           

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He's so far up Cousin Leon's ass

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  you'd need hemorrhoid cream   
       to get rid of him.       

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 The whole res just loves him.  

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     It's Cousin Leon mania     
           out there.           

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          Cousin Leon:          
What am I going to do as chief? 

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       I'm going to build       
     a bridge to Winnipeg,      

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       because the price        
       of air is unfair.        

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   Bam! Put that on a button.   

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           (clapping)           

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      You know what else?       
    We're going to toss out     

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    the white man's clock-in    

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      and make Indian time      
         standard time.         

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        Just go to work         
      when you feel good.       

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       Now you're talking       
       my language, neph.       

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           I'm chill.           

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 When I'm chief, you won't even 
    have to lock your doors.    

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             Okay?              

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      People's doors will       
       be unlocked 24/7.        

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   Anyone can just stroll in.   
     Not to steal anything,     

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    but to just look around.    

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For safety, right, Cousin Leon? 

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             Yeah.              

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     The community will be      
       safe in my hands.        

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After I grind my opponents down,

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       the community will       
       be safe and sound.       

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           Button it.           

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           (clapping)           

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Paul: Ah, sweet. Little Fatty's 
      Destructo Blaster?!       

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         Fucking cool.          

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      (whirring, beeping)       

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            Hi, Mom.            

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      Hello, Paultholomew.      

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         Paultholomew?          

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       You never call me        
       by my court name!        

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        Oh, you can buy         
   anything you want, Brucey.   

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     You only want that one     
  'cause I was looking at it.   

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 Not even. I see it every day!  

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      Here, take this one.      

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    What? No way. It doesn't    
     even have auto-reload.     

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 Great, first you take my mom,  
     then you take my gun.      

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     You need to just quit.     

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I just want the sweet gun, man. 

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       Then take the gun,       
  and let me take my mom back.  

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   What do you want, Brucey?    

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       - I want this one.       
          - (scoffing)          

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           Oh, nice!            

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Roger: The board is lighting up.
       Caller, you're on.       

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     I can't listen to this     
  bullshit from Leon anymore.   

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 Mixed martial arts for elders. 

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    Does he think we haven't    
      tried that already?       

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 I'm going to march over there  

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     and punch him straight     
        in his lie-hole         

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      on air so everybody       
         could hear it.         

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        What's your deal        
       with Cousin Leon?        

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    He's a scammer-scammer.     

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    He has a propensity to,     
          you know...           

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     Go to people's houses,     
         open drawers,          

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   leaf through their things    
    when they're not around.    

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Are you saying he's a rummager? 

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    That kind of accusation     
    can ruin someone's life.    

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     It's not an accusation     
     if it's fuckin' true.      

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  Cousin Leon's rummaging was   
       annoying at first.       

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     A mild inconvenience.      

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 It wasn't about taking things  
        for Cousin Leon.        

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    It was about the touch,     
  the texture, the discovery.   

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   We all rummage sometimes,    

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      but Leon took it to       
     a whole 'nother level.     

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        He once rummaged        
   through a kid's lunchbox.    

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           Man: Hey!            

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What are you doing in my house?!

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           (hissing)            

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     As a young councillor,     
 I reviewed Cousin Leon's case. 

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The band council resolution was 
 to kick him out for 10 years.  

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         He was BCR'd?          

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           I had to.            

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   Those 10 years are up now    
         and he's back.         

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     Look, I hate rummagers     
    as much as the next guy,    

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 but we don't need mud-slinging 
     to win this election.      

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    But I want a fluff piece    
        from Roger too!         

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     Jo, you're not fluffy.     

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        I'm as fluffy as        
     two-ply toilet paper.      

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 I look at you, I see one--ply. 

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      Fix your eyes, Lips.      

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 I got plies coming out my ass. 

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               ♪                

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      Man, ever since that      
      new manager started       

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  this place has gone to shit.  

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That's me. I'm the new manager. 

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         Oh, I was just         
       making small talk.       

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   Hey, uh, just a question.    

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      What are you doing?       

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  Uh, hopin' to take the staff  
      discount for a spin.      

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      Oh, well, aren't you      
     forgetting something?      

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        Uh... Yeah, man.        
 What aisle are hot knives in?  

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       Your shift, Dean.        

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     Yeah, you have a very      
   important training session   

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  on merchandising today. Woo!  

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 Hey, man. I worked yesterday.  

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    Is this job going to be,    
  like, a regular type thing?   

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     Well, you are training     
  to be a full-time employee.   

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       So, yeah, you work       
     pretty much every day.     

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         Oh, yup. Sure.         

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           Thank you.           

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  So, does that mean that I--   

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      Yeah, Dean, you have      
      to come in tomorrow.      

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          God damn it.          

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 What are you lookin' at, bro?  

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       Two for flinching.       

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           (beeping)            

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      Don't fuck with me.       

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          (whispering)          
             Rita.              

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       Psst. Rita. Rita.        

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        You want to make        
      an easy $60 or what?      

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     Okay, but I'm going to     
     need a getaway driver      

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        and it better be        
      someone I can trust.      

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           What? No!            

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       I just need you to       
      pretend to be my mom      

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    in front of my real mom.    
     Get her real jealous.      

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     And no getaway driver?     

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 Fine, but I need a ride home.  

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        Fine, whatever.         
     If you pull this off,      

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I'll walk your bags home, deal? 

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             Deal.              

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           (groaning)           

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       Jo, thank you for        
    coming in to talk about     

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    your candidacy as chief.    

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 Super happy to be here, Roger. 

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      Okay, roads are bad.      

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     When are we gonna get      
   some asphalt around here?    

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        Well, the actual        
      cost of getting as--      

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           (buzzing)            

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           The fuck?            

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  Wrong answer. Cousin Leon is  
building a bridge from Winnipeg.

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   What is this? A game show?   

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           (buzzing)            

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  Band politics is not a game.  

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     Let's go to round two.     

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      Has your experience       
         as councillor          

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     prepared you for chief     

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       or only given you        
      more power to bully?      

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        I'm not a bully!        

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 I'm fluffy, like toilet paper. 

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 Touch that button and I'll tie 
     your fingers in a knot     

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    like laces and throw you    
    over the telephone wire.    

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    But no, I'm not a bully!    

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   Kinda sounds like you're--   

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           (buzzing)            

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  Let's open the phone lines.   

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         Random caller,         
       you're on the air.       

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     Beanpole: Mavis here,      
  remember in high school when  

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    you told everyone I was     
    on my moon time forever     

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      and none of the boys      
         would date me?         

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       You remember that?       

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  Well, do you remember that?   

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      Let it go, Beanpole.      

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   The boys wouldn't date you   

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        'cause you never        
        washed your hair        

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    and you smell like moo.     

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       You remember that?       

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   Hey-hey! We're just asking   
     if you remember that.      

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   You should try being more    
 transparent like that handsome 

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      political juggernaut      
          Cousin Leon.          

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       He's greasing you.       

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       He's been wearing        
    that same cheap suit for    

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     two days in a row now.     

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           (gasping)            
         I am shocked.          

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        This is balanced        
      non-parmesan radio.       

195
00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,600
       That's a low blow.       

196
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:58,738
Well, enjoy your parmesan radio,

197
00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:00,106
         you meatball.          

198
00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,807
           (buzzing)            

199
00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,479
     Oh, what's this, Rita?     

200
00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:09,448
        You're going to         
     buy me this cool gun?!     

201
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:13,519
Of course, my little Pauly boy. 

202
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,454
          (whispering)          
     Nice work, nice work.      

203
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:20,192
 And you're going to let me eat 
all these candies and chocolates

204
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:21,827
       right before I go        
       to bed even though       

205
00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,864
  I get deadly night terrors?   

206
00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:28,000
     Put those back my boy.     

207
00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:32,204
      I love you too much,      
     just like a real mum.      

208
00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:33,472
           (groaning)           

209
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,309
    Rita, you're blowing it.    

210
00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:40,479
     Go get some broccoli.      

211
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:43,316
         I say the same         
      thing to him, Rita.       

212
00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,352
   He's such a stubborn boy.    

213
00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:47,887
       Let's go, Brucey.        

214
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,222
    Sure thing, Paul's mom.     

215
00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:51,958
 Oh, please. Call me Jo's mom.  

216
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:56,329
    Mom! Just take me back.     
I've already learned my lesson! 

217
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,798
 You haven't learned anything.  

218
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,636
 Where's my 60 bucks, cheapass? 

219
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:11,544
          So, this is           
     the elder's lodge, eh?     

220
00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:14,013
        Hah! Real nice!         

221
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,585
           (knocking)           

222
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:23,255
      Hah! Real wood. Hah!      

223
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,424
     You guys got bannock?!     

224
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,293
        Oh, real lucky.         

225
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,463
  You guys got satellite, too?  

226
00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:33,466
          Holy smokes.          

227
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:36,702
 Well, I guess I'll wander off  

228
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,572
       into the dark bush       

229
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:44,210
       while you guys eat       
     your bannock and soup.     

230
00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:47,747
         You guys watch         
       your satellite TV.       

231
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,816
  Should we at least offer him  
    some tea before he dies?    

232
00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,885
           (sighing)            

233
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,323
       Why don't you stay       
       for some tea, boy?       

234
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,259
           (grunting)           

235
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,796
      Make some room, guy!      

236
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,598
 Why the hell's this boy here?  

237
00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,600
    His mom kicked him out.     

238
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:10,002
          Fuck sakes.           

239
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,837
      Guess he's ours now.      

240
00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,506
    Is that the right speed     
     you're supposed to be      

241
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:16,275
      doing that or what?       
   Looks a little slow to me.   

242
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,576
           (laughing)           

243
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,615
          Cousin Leon.          

244
00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,483
            Hi, Jo.             

245
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,319
I was just seeing where my stuff
 will go after I become chief.  

246
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,155
       Chief of weenuks?        

247
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:32,358
      There's the real Jo.      
     Making weeknuk jokes.      

248
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,260
        Fuck off, Leon.         

249
00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:36,529
       I've been working        
        my ass off here         

250
00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:39,298
      while you've been in      
   the city scamming people,    

251
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,467
     and you just come back     
     and want to be chief?      

252
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,768
   Didn't you hear the news?    

253
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,705
       I'm a changed man.       

254
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,841
         Drop the act.          

255
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,711
        You're a clown,         
   and this is a serious job.   

256
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,347
 How about I make you an offer? 

257
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,683
        You drop out of         
        the election now        

258
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,854
   and I'll let you come back   
    to the band office as...    

259
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,390
       Oh, I don't know.        

260
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,225
  Maybe assistant moo cleaner.  

261
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:10,362
      How about I make you      
        a counter offer?        

262
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,064
  Can I interest you in these?  

263
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,234
    And these on the house.     

264
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,169
             Yeah.              

265
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:20,239
   Well, sit on it and leave.   

266
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,142
  It's "sit on it and rotate."  

267
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,512
            Dumbass.            

268
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:27,813
            Damn it!            

269
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:32,585
               ♪                

270
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:36,689
           (dinging)            

271
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,923
         (door closing)         

272
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,326
   Sterling, come over here!    

273
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,428
             Holy.              

274
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,331
  Good thing I got my tickets   
     early to the gun show.     

275
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,700
     Yeah, we're so frickin     
     jacked now it's crazy.     

276
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,069
 This guy broke his dad's wrist 
   just by shaking his hand.    

277
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,738
 Well, I'm calling in a favour. 

278
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,740
            I wish.             
   Today's back and lats day    

279
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,575
     and we're jonesing to      
      grip it and rip it.       

280
00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,179
      M'yeah. You wouldn't      
     be jacked without me.      

281
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:02,047
        We miss one day         
    and it all goes to shit.    

282
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,418
          Ah-ah-ah-ah.          

283
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,088
        Get in the truck        
  and we'll go over the plan.   

284
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,596
       Damn kid's leaving       
        a mess in here.         

285
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,465
Well, he's good at opening jars.

286
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,634
         We haven't had         
      a pickle in months.       

287
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,103
  I could open that damn jar.   

288
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,404
        But you didn't.         

289
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:29,108
             Paul:              
Hey! Whose bunk bed is in here?!

290
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,144
It's mine, and it's for storage!

291
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:35,948
     Paul: I call top bunk!     
  No take-backs! No takesies!   

292
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:39,118
 You know what that boy needs?  

293
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,820
      A damn good licking!      

294
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,087
           (crashing)           

295
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,756
    Paul: Fuck! I broke it!     

296
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:50,896
               ♪                

297
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,631
      Hope you're enjoying      
     your hot dog and pop.      

298
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,966
        (soft cheering)         

299
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,601
        One per person.         

300
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,137
        Beanpole's doing        
     a hot dog head count.      

301
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,674
Okay, you've all had your meet, 
    now let's do the greet.     

302
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,109
         Ah, the youth.         

303
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,312
          The future.           

304
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,647
             Um...              

305
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,417
 What will you do about the low 
  levels of education funding?  

306
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,987
  School's so long and boring.  

307
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,422
 Eight years for grade school?  

308
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,591
       Come on, it's like       
       a weapons charge.        

309
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,760
        When I'm chief,         
      I'll cut grade six.       

310
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,997
  - One, two, skip a few. Bam.  
      - (adults cheering)       

311
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,632
      Diploma time, baby.       

312
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,033
          Woman: Yeah!          

313
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,135
How come you only have one suit?

314
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,371
       (audience gasping)       

315
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,174
         Tough guy, eh?         

316
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,309
 All full of piss and creatine. 

317
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,345
       Tell you what else       
        you're full of.         

318
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,846
         Jo's bullshit.         

319
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,549
       (audience gasping)       

320
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,785
   Cutting grade six? Really?   

321
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,687
How do you support this clown!? 

322
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,190
       (audience gasping)       

323
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,059
           You know,            
   I've seen prison violence.   

324
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,729
         Gang violence.         

325
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:01,333
  I even saw muskrat violence.  

326
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,835
 They might have been fucking,  
      I still don't know.       

327
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:08,540
     But this is the worst      
       kind of violence.        

328
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,710
       Lateral violence.        

329
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,045
      (audience agreeing)       

330
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,047
          Stop hiding           
     behind the youth, Jo.      

331
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,149
  Why're you even helping her?  

332
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,385
She got us an exercise machine. 

333
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,853
   That's why we're so swole.   

334
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,354
     Stand up for a second,     
           would you?           

335
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,359
      (audience murmuring)      

336
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,998
      The machine doesn't       
       have a leg press.        

337
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:39,438
 What kind of chief would force 
 her community to skip leg day? 

338
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,274
What else is she going to skip? 

339
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,044
    Indigenous Peoples' Day     
         Live on APTN?          

340
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,179
       I got a question.        

341
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,748
    How come you were BCR'd?    

342
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:54,219
I've learned to embrace my past.

343
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:57,923
       I even worked BCR        
       into my platform.        

344
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,126
       B, for the bravery       
      to do what no chief       

345
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,595
  or council has done before,   
   like building a bridge to    

346
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,364
the city and cutting grade six. 

347
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,433
      Both are impossible!      

348
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,270
   C, for see? I told you so.   
         Jo's a bully!          

349
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,571
             And R.             

350
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:15,407
    Are you going to settle     

351
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,210
     for the same old shit?     

352
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:23,248
(audience applauding, cheering) 

353
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:28,387
   Cousin Leon! Cousin Leon!    

354
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,628
       Stop eating, boy!        

355
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,963
         We gotta pray!         

356
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,632
     Actually, I'm going to     
        lead the prayer.        

357
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,001
             What?              

358
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,736
       Just let him try.        

359
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,337
           Yeah, man.           
    Take the night off, bro.    

360
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,342
         Big miigwetch!         

361
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,745
 I want to thank you, Creator,  

362
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,981
        for this amazing        
      food in front of us.      

363
00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,285
  I also want to thank you for  
   finding me this cool place   

364
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:05,190
   to live as I recover from    
    my own mom abandoning me    

365
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,459
  on the street, for nothing!   

366
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,928
 And also, my girlfriend Rose.  

367
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:13,265
     She also abandoned me,     
          for nothing.          

368
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,001
Fuckin' just miss both of them! 

369
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,836
      You're not supposed       
         to swear, boy!         

370
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,305
      Yeah, so many rules.      

371
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,174
           Sit down!            

372
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,209
 You know what this boy needs?  

373
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:26,512
  Is a swift kick in the arse.  

374
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,946
           Rita: Ah.            

375
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,782
            (tsking)            

376
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,518
     Dean, quick question.      

377
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:36,655
    Can you tell me, what is    
   going on with the shelves?   

378
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,058
      Uh, well, you know,       
 I did that merchandising thing 

379
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:42,694
 and then I, uh, put everything 
     in alphabetical order.     

380
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,530
     Just like a LeeBerry.      

381
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,132
  Oh, okay. Dean, um, I don't   
 think you understood what we-- 

382
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,569
           Let's see.           
    A for apples, avocados.     

383
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,870
      Sweet, there it is!       

384
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,540
           Arse wipe.           

385
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,509
        See? He gets it.        

386
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,079
  And what does Stephen Harper  
 know about living on the res?  

387
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:03,148
       But, Dean, some of       
   the food products have...    

388
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,551
       Just come with me.       
      Apparently, you put       

389
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,254
      all of the ice cream      
       in the I section.        

390
00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:10,756
      Yeah, that's right.       

391
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,891
     Well, Dean, it's all--     
      It's all melted now.      

392
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,527
       Whoa! Easy there,        
       Mr. Science Class.       

393
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:19,264
   Okay, and you put the ham    
       in the H section,        

394
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,866
and now it's-- it's all turned. 

395
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,568
           (sniffing)           

396
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,337
    Well, just turn it back.    

397
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,439
      Oh, no. No, that's--      
  That's fine. Yeah, I got it.  

398
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,377
       (car door opening)       

399
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,616
               ♪                

400
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,986
         I got you now,         
 you creepy rummaging bastard.  

401
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,125
       (engine rumbling)        

402
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,193
           (dinging)            

403
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,330
      Hello, Grouse Lake.       
  We're going live in pursuit   

404
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,999
 of known rummager Cousin Leon. 

405
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:57,202
      Looks like he hasn't      
  changed his ways after all.   

406
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,238
   Some people never change.    

407
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,644
   Cousin Leon, turn around.    
            Slowly.             

408
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,149
     Why don't you show us      
      what you got there?       

409
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:13,685
          Oh. Hey, Jo.          
    Thanks for stopping by.     

410
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,921
      You mind helping me       
         with these...          

411
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,824
        Campaign flyers?        

412
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,094
             What?              

413
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,031
      What are you doing?       
   Why aren't you rummaging?!   

414
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:29,368
         Shit. Can you?         

415
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,838
    Listen, Dean, I've been     
    doing a lot of thinking.    

416
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,007
     Now, on the one hand,      
       your idea to sell        

417
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,341
       individual wieners       
  instead of the entire pack,   

418
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,943
that has moved a lot of product.

419
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,078
       That's the kind of       
 initiative we're looking for.  

420
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,948
      Yeah, man. Loosies.       

421
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,617
   Right, on the other hand,    

422
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,020
        your decision to        
    alphabetize the shelves,    

423
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:49,521
  that caused a lot of damage.  

424
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,523
Man, you're still on about that?

425
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,725
        Dean, I'm sorry,        
 but as per North Store policy, 

426
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,527
  I do need to discipline you.  

427
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,462
       Hey, man, why am I       
   in trouble when you hired    

428
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,730
 a dude who has no experience?  

429
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,033
        Well, Dean, I--         

430
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,968
 Oh, I hadn't thought of that.  

431
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,370
        Maybe I need to         
       discipline myself.       

432
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,606
    Okay, one week, no pay.     

433
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,641
         What about me?         

434
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:14,146
      One week, with pay,       
 because I like that you tried. 

435
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,216
      So, you're going to       
   send me home for one week,   

436
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:18,450
           with pay?            

437
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,818
        That's correct.         

438
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,653
  Oh, so it's like a vacation.  

439
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,591
   Oh, no, Dean. No, this is    
     a disciplinary action.     

440
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,627
Cool, man. I get disciplication.

441
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,663
       That's not a word.       

442
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,939
            Go away!            

443
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,108
     Oh hai, kick his arse.     

444
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,344
               ♪                

445
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,745
       What're you doing?       

446
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,248
        Why are you just        
   putting on one moccasin?!    

447
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,350
And why is it so scary looking?!

448
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,752
            Ma! Ma!             

449
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,020
           (gasping)            

450
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:57,756
         What's wrong?          

451
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,460
            Nothing.            

452
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,161
  Just a long overdue lickin'.  

453
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,933
          (chuckling)           

454
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:15,040
         (wind howling)         

455
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:25,584
     (laughing maniacally)      

456
00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,428
    ♪ Warriors of the past ♪    

457
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,097
   ♪ We comin', comin' back ♪   

458
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:42,934
   ♪ This is Native trap-trap   
    and I suck at rap-rap ♪     

459
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:46,938
♪ Yes, I drink and yes, I smoke,
  and I love to lose control ♪  

460
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,774
      ♪ Fuck your system,       
        fuck your law ♪         

461
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,009
      ♪ Watch me pull up,       
      where's my squad? ♪       

462
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,245
           ♪ Squad ♪            

463
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:57,282
         ♪ (Singing in          
     Indigenous language) ♪