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        Agnes: Ahh-chi!         
   Look at those big cheeks.    

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             Rose:              
 Ooh, I just wanna squish 'em.  

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       I'm gonna put you        
        in my bingo bag         

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       and take you home.       

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          Yes, I will.          

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   - (mother clearing throat)   
        - Agnes: Sorry.         

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    Yeah, sorry for looking     
     at your baby too hard.     

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           I've seen            
     cuter babies anyways.      

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             Rose:              
           Way cuter.           

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          I'm so sorry          
       that Paul ran away       

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        when he thought         
    that you were pregnant.     

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Didn't even stick around to find
  out it was a false positive.  

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    If I had a grandbaby for    
 every time that Paul ran away, 

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  I'd be the king of kookums.   

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      Have you even heard       
           from him?            

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              Nah.              
        He's too scared.        

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        He wouldn't show        
     his face around here,      

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       but, don't worry.        

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     I've even got spotters     
        at the airport.         

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    He's broke and a coward.    
 How's he gonna get back here?  

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         Mail himself?          

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           (laughing)           
  Imagine the size of the box.  

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 Imagine the cost of shipping.  

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        (both laughing)         

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           (thumping)           

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           (grunting)           

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 ♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪  

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       ♪ All night long ♪       

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   Roger (on radio): This is    
 Laughingstick In the Morning,  

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    and it's nomination day     
        in Grouse Lake.         

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     Everyone wants to know     
   who will challenge Deedee    

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   to become our next Chief.    

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  I'm supervising the process   
         all day long,          

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    so here's Uncle Bullshit    
     and the Time Wasters,      

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   with their nine-hour song,   
"Ain't Got Nowhere Else To Go". 

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       (muffled singing)        

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     (Paul clearing throat)     

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             Whoa!              
   You look way bigger, bro.    

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  Fok man, why didn't you pay   
      for faster shipping?      

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   I was in that box forever.   

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        Oh, they told me        
      you're a heavy item.      

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          I don't have          
      big box money, bro.       

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      Shut up, cock nose!       

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      What's up, fat face?      

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  (both grunting and laughing)  

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        Man, everyone's         
     gonna be pissed at me.     

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     I'm gonna go hide out      
         in the lodge.          

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          No way, man.          

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       You can't get into       
      any of those rooms.       

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      Remember those dogs       
  that had puppies in the tub?  

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      Well, those puppies       
          had puppies           

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       and those puppies        
    are big and hungry now.     

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        Are you serious?        

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     Whole lodge shut down.     

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    Just stay in here, bro.     
     There's lots of room.      

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   Are those buckets labelled   
   number one and number two    

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         because that's         
     your favourite bucket      

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     and that's your second     
       favourite bucket?        

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        Yeah, sure, man.        

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          Ah, fok it!           
 I'm gonna go stay with Brady.  

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         Hang on, bro!          

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          Brady left.           

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   Went to go remarry his ex,   
          Prank Wife.           

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  Turns out the whole wedding   
          was a prank.          

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       That's rough, bro.       

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           I'll say.            

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    And then the North Store    
  sent him up to Norway House.  

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       Those Cree aunties       
    are gonna eat him alive!    

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  Just go stay with Rose, man.  

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   She'll take took you back,   

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     even though you broke      
    her sleep apnea machine.    

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           Hey, man!            

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         She's the one          
    that wanted to dress up     

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       as fighter pilots        
     for Halloween, not me.     

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         Oh, you looked         
          deadly, bro.          

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   I'll figure something out.   

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           Hey, hey.            
        Nominate Deedee.        

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            My girl,            
   what are you handing out?    

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            Nothing.            

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          I don't need          
  to give anything cool away.   

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         Okay, gotcha.          

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         Nothing cool.          
           (laughing)           

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              Jo:               
        Seriously, Mom?         

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          I don't need          
    no damn voting potatoes.    

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             - Hm!              
          - (sighing)           

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      I just hope you get       
      a second nomination.      

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      I already got Lips.       

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         Deedee: Lips!          
           Have a CD.           

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     I can be your second.      

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    It would be embarrassing    
if a family member endorsed me. 

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    I need a rando to do it,    
          not my mom.           

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              Who?              

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  Willard over there'll do it.  

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    Agnes: Not even, you had    
 his Christmas lights shut off. 

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    How can Christmas lights    
         be too bright?         

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       They were way over       
        the legal limit.        

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    Besides, Norma's got me.    

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        Agnes: Not even!        

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         You shut down          
   her kid's lemonade stand,    

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   and they were calling you,   
        "Native Karen."         

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          Those brats           
   didn't even have a permit.   

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          Good ol' Ray          
       won't let me down.       

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             Agnes:             
   Took away his trampoline.    

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        That wasn't me.         
     The wind blew it away.     

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  Took away his chicken coop,   
    took away his crossbow,     

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  fined her for burning grass   
 and fined him for smoking it.  

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 He was standing right in front 
       of the Head Start.       

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     Well, that's everyone      
        in the gym, Jo.         

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Ma, if you wanna take your mind 
      off the nominations,      

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        just go give out        
     one of your potatoes.      

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              Mm.               
    People love my potatoes.    

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           (laughing)           

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      Isn't he beautiful?       

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       He is as beautiful       
    as the sun and the stars    

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         reflecting off         
       grandfather lake.        

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     Let's name him, Paul.      

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        That's the name         
      of a simple coward.       

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           (spitting)           

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 No, he needs something mighty. 

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   Let's call him "Comanche."   

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       But that's already       
    the name of your horse.     

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   Then "Comanche Part Two."    

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           (sighing)            

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          What is it?           

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        I'm just worried        
that you'll have to leave again 

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       and I'll be alone        

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   with... Comanche Part Two.   

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          It is true.           

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       I am at the mercy        
          of the wind,          

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          but now that          
       I'm a proud father       

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    I shall stay right here.    

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        - (baby crying)         
         - Oh, Tatanka.         

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         Stephen: Rose.         
             Rose?              

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             Rose?              

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     I got you a music box.     

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            It plays            
    The Restless Wind theme.    

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          Oh, thanks!           

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        Ooh, I love it.         

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   So, I was thinking about,    
           you know--           

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        Stephen Harper,         
    you were doing so good.     

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    You went two whole weeks    
   without talking about him.   

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        Just never know         
    when Paul might be back.    

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           (sighing)            

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       Paul, get in here!       

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              Ugh!              
   Way to go, Stephen Harper!   

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    Rose, I know you're mad.    

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    Before you kick me out,     
     I just wanna tell you      

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  I'm ready to take you back.   

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            Get out!            

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   Whoa, maybe take a minute    
    to think about it first.    

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          - (cracking)          
           - Ho'ley!            

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   I was just fucking around.   

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  - You took off on me again?   
  - At least he's consistent.   

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  And now you're back because   
   you need a place to stay.    

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  You know what you are, Paul?  
      Fuckin' hobo-sexual.      

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           Not even!            
 I've got lots of places to go. 

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            In fact,            
   I'm the opposite of that.    

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   I'm a... a home-o-sexual.    

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             What!?             

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Because of all the homes I have,
 and, how they make me sexual.  

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          (stammering)          
 Rose, just give him a chance.  

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           Ugh. Why?            
  The guy's scared of babies.   

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       Babies are scary.        

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     They have sharp nails      
        and soft heads.         

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        You're the beans        
      to my wieners, Rose.      

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       No, he's the beans       
         to my wieners.         

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     - We're back together.     
           - We are?!           

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           - You are?           
        - Yeah, we are.         

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 Can I run that by Paul first?  

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          Okay, fine!           
You're back with Stephen Harper.

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  I guess I'll just move back   
       into my giant box        

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     and have to use my hat     
       as a toilet again.       

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             - Err.             
         - Toilet hat?          

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          Be careful.           
   That's how I got pink eye.   

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      Thanks for nothin',       
        Stephen Harper.         

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       (crowd applauding)       

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             Easy!              
       He's not a judge.        

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             Roger:             
   Welcome to nomination day.   

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      You know the drill.       

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     To get on the ballot,      

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    you need two nominations    
 from registered band members.  

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   Speaking of band members,    

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we'll start with our incumbent, 
         Chief Deedee.          

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       (crowd applauding)       

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          That's two!           

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      The Chair recognizes      
       your eligibility.        

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         Who the heck's         
        cousin are you?         

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    He's not even from here.    

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00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,725
             Yeah!              
      Get him out of here.      

190
00:08:12,758 --> 00:08:15,294
           Screw you,           
            and you.            

191
00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,730
          - Screw you.          
          - (grunting)          

192
00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:20,466
  The Chair does not recognize  
       your eligibility.        

193
00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,068
         Councillor Jo?         

194
00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:28,741
          Does Jo have          
      a second nomination?      

195
00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,244
            Come on!            
      (laughing nervously)      

196
00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,478
             Norma.             

197
00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:35,481
            Willard!            

198
00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,216
              Ray?              

199
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:41,053
 The wind blew your trampoline  
  away, not Chief and Council.  

200
00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,722
           (laughing)           
              Wow.              

201
00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:45,124
         And I thought          
       my rez was tough.        

202
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,496
           (panting)            

203
00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:51,631
       (breathing deeply)       

204
00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,936
           (sighing)            
   Oh, it's good to be home.    

205
00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,404
             Bruce:             
        Yeah, I'll say.         

206
00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:06,312
               ♪                

207
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,948
          Freak show.           

208
00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:10,917
What are you doing in my house? 

209
00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,218
      Shouldn't you be at       
        the North Store         

210
00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,753
  doin' a bunch of meat stuff?  

211
00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,221
         Easy, big guy.         
        It's my day off.        

212
00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,423
  And, this isn't your house.   
        It's your mom's.        

213
00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,058
      I have my own door.       

214
00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,393
   - Well, it's my door now.    
           - Fuck it!           

215
00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,461
         I'ma just say          
         sorry to my ma         

216
00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:25,298
         and everything         
      will be good again.       

217
00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,400
              Ma!               
              Ma!               

218
00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:30,069
   When you bounced, your mom   
   was hella mad at you, bro.   

219
00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,904
 So she just gave you my house? 

220
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,840
       I rented it, bro.        

221
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,609
         Or, step-bro?          

222
00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,812
         Hmph! I'm not          
    your step-anything, bro.    

223
00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:42,348
   Well, if you're so angry,    
         you can stay.          

224
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,084
       You want some, uh,       
    almost expired capicola?    

225
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,119
           Of course!           

226
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,022
         I want almost          
       expired capicola.        

227
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,831
       It's the Champagne       
           of meats.            

228
00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:03,102
       (crowd chattering)       

229
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,370
             Rose!              

230
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:08,341
       Oh, thank creator,       
          you're here.          

231
00:10:08,374 --> 00:10:10,476
           Can you be           
     my second nomination?      

232
00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,979
   Uh, I'm really sorry, Jo.    

233
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,049
      I see Stephen Harper      
          standing up.          

234
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,685
          Ho'ley fok.           

235
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,487
             Yeah.              
           Sorry, Jo.           

236
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,522
 Do we have a second nomination 
      for Stephen Harper?       

237
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,893
      The Chair recognizes      
 Stephen Harper's eligibility.  

238
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,964
        Stephen Harper?         
 He'll be the best leader ever! 

239
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:35,034
 If that's all our candidates,  
   then all that's left to do   

240
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,737
    is to open up the floor     
    to any final questions.     

241
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,474
          (whispering)          
             Lips!              

242
00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,743
     - I need you to stall!     
            - On it.            

243
00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:48,981
       I have a question.       

244
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,317
        Um, what number         
       am I thinking of?        

245
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,885
   I know what you're up to.    

246
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,387
   That's a stupid question.    

247
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:58,324
    Yeah, you're just trying    
           to stall.            

248
00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,825
          - Is it six?          
             - No.              

249
00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,093
         - Man: Seven.          
        - Man two: Two.         

250
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,030
        - Woman: Seven!         
      - Woman two: Three!       

251
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:08,000
     Cashier: I don't know.     
    Let me ask the manager.     

252
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,002
         Is there, uh,          
     some sort of problem?      

253
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,437
           Nah, man.            

254
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,840
    Actually, Dean, we have     
 an opening at the North Store, 

255
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,909
        and since you're        
        the movie man...        

256
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,010
       Fok'n right I am.        

257
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,178
           And I hear           
    you help run the lodge.     

258
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:22,048
      Actually, some dogs       
       run the lodge now.       

259
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,717
 I don't know what that means,  
      but, Agnes tells me       

260
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,952
            you have            
  a real entrepreneurial eye.   

261
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,288
        Uh, not anymore.        
     I got drops for that.      

262
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,791
  Dean, I'm trying to ask you   

263
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,893
   if would you be interested   
           in a job?            

264
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,261
           - Really?            
            - Yeah.             

265
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,229
       Yeah, and listen.        
        I'll be honest.         

266
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,032
         We need to do          
       a diversity hire.        

267
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,635
       Dude, you're like        
  the only white guy up here.   

268
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,403
     You are the diversity.     

269
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,806
Well, I... I can't fight you on 
        that. (laughing)        

270
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,809
Listen. Why don't you take some 
    time and think it over?     

271
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,277
           Hey, Greg.           
         Tell you what.         

272
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,478
Oh, you have an answer already. 

273
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,979
        That's gonna be         
       a hard fok'n pass.       

274
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,750
     See, I don't wanna be      
     a corporate sell-out,      

275
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:02,922
    buttoned down, corn-fed,    
    uptight, button pushin',    

276
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,091
          marshmallow           
         motherfucker.          

277
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,293
     As long as the people      
     out there need movies,     

278
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,928
   the movie man'll live on.    

279
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,930
  It pays 15 dollars an hour.   

280
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,067
     Can I go on break now?     

281
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,941
      Where's the TV, man?      

282
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,576
      What do you even do       
      for fun around here?      

283
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,344
   Wanna play Find The Meat?    

284
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,746
            I hide.             
           You find.            

285
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,013
     - It's not that hard.      
             - No.              

286
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,749
       I don't wanna play       
         Hide The Meat!         

287
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,450
       Neither do I, man.       

288
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,018
          It's called           
        "Find The Meat."        

289
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,353
         Whatever, fok.         

290
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,921
       You're sad 'cause        
 you miss the way things were.  

291
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:40,526
   I felt the same way after    
  the great lice fire of 2011.  

292
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,330
       Burnt my lice farm       
      down to the ground.       

293
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:45,865
        But my new one's        
      kickin' ass though.       

294
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,368
    There are lice in here?     

295
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,603
     Yeah, they're my guys.     

296
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,471
   There's eight generations    
        of 'em in there.        

297
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,106
           Oh, look.            
      There's Lil' Petey.       

298
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,975
  He's got nine thousand kids.  

299
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,644
     Paul: Well, Bruce, uh,     
     I'ma make like a tree,     

300
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,113
       and I'ma fuck off.       

301
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,615
          Oh, hang on.          

302
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,216
         There's a lot          
    of real estate up there.    

303
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,551
    My lice could use that.     

304
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,353
 Yeah, but, uh, no hair, right? 

305
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,155
      Lice don't actually       
      fuck with the hair.       

306
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,290
      They like the meat.       

307
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:12,958
     Where you goin', bro?      

308
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,364
           (sighing)            
       Don't worry, boys.       

309
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,065
          I don't know          
  what his problem is either.   

310
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,969
               ♪                

311
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:27,673
     Jo: And not only that,     
 but I'll get us better access  

312
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:32,478
      to social services,       
more opportunities for housing. 

313
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:36,816
      And just last year,       
   I got an exercise machine    

314
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,217
     for the Skinny Teens.      

315
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,187
         Mm, those guys         
       are so jacked now.       

316
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,189
         That's because         
         I'm assertive.         

317
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,491
        Every good Chief        
      has to be assertive.      

318
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,160
    So what are you gonna do    
            for me?             

319
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,995
  You name it and you got it.   

320
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,498
         You know what          
         pisses me off?         

321
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,733
         - That Norma.          
             - Oh?              

322
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,036
         Always sitting         
    outside the band office,    

323
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,004
      stealing that Wi-Fi?      

324
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,040
      Tell her to go home.      

325
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,442
          Okay, yeah.           
  I'll tell Lips to handle it.  

326
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,377
 Yeah, can't trust that Norma.  

327
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:10,015
  So, will you come to the gym  
  and be my second nomination?  

328
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,017
      - Oh, I don't vote.       
            - What?             

329
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,687
     Nah, you wouldn't want     
         my nomination.         

330
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,022
         I'm an ex-con.         

331
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,123
          Okay, Rita.           

332
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,092
 Locked up for insider trading. 

333
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,728
         - Sure, Rita.          
    - Had a billion dollars.    

334
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,764
    Was gonna give the money    
       to my Oka friends,       

335
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,367
    but the feds caught me.     

336
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,768
           Oh, yeah.            
          Yeah, yeah.           

337
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:35,641
          - Eighteen?           
             - No.              

338
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,543
        - Son of a bits!        
            - Order!            

339
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,612
  We're here for an election.   

340
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,214
    We're gonna go with 383.    

341
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,650
            - Nope.             
  - What are you guys smoking?  

342
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,385
       (crowd chattering)       

343
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,586
              384.              

344
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,721
             - No.              
       - (Agnes laughing)       

345
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,222
        Screw you, Lips.        

346
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,758
   I'm gonna count to three,    
    and if you don't stop...    

347
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:53,959
    Has anyone said "three"?    

348
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,995
          - Woman: 17.          
        - Woman two: 27.        

349
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,329
        Lips: I'm sorry.        
           Still no.            

350
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,430
         Woman: Not 20.         

351
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,238
           Hey, man.            
         No littering.          

352
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,740
    It's called "loitering,"    
           dumb ass.            

353
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,241
      Why are you wearing       
       that stupid vest?        

354
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,910
          I work here.          

355
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,345
    Yeah, it is stupid, eh?     

356
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,847
       How long you been        
       working here for?        

357
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,583
        Oh... 15 bucks.         

358
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,351
         Let me loiter.         
      I got nowhere to go.      

359
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,853
           Okay, man,           
         if Greg asks,          

360
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,454
          you tell him          
   I told you to leave, okay?   

361
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,822
  I'm not scared of Flanders.   

362
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,758
          He's comin'.          

363
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,329
            The vest            
       touched the floor.       

364
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,532
        Well, now I have        
          to burn it.           

365
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,634
        - Oh, hey, bro.         
        - Oh! Hey, Dean.        

366
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,803
  - Let me show you something.  
          - Hey, man.           

367
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,605
  This is like the fifth time   
    you talked to me today.     

368
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,173
         Are we always          
   gonna be talkin' or what?    

369
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,809
         Probably, uh,          
     because I'm your boss.     

370
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,544
      If you say so, bro.       

371
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,351
          (whispering)          
  Thank you for your service.   

372
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,289
     Okay, so, you know how     
  the Internet is bad up here,  

373
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,824
    and people can't stream.    

374
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,326
  Well, yeah, man, that's why   
     I bring people movies.     

375
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,494
             Right!             
     Well, check this out.      

376
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,229
      (laughing excitedly)      

377
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,198
   I just wanna introduce you   
          to someone.           

378
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,833
     This is our Tommy Box.     

379
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,168
       The fok's a Tommy?       

380
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,703
   This is a DVD rental box.    

381
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,371
Yeah, it's gonna change the way 
  that people get their movies  

382
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,073
        in Grouse Lake.         

383
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,175
  You can put away those USBs   
    you keep obsessing about    

384
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,877
   because, now, this bad boy   
      can do that for ya.       

385
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:22,181
             - Hmm.             
 - Fuck Lil' Tony, am I right?  

386
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,416
            Did I...            
     Did I say that right?      

387
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,586
Well, I will, uh, leave you two 
       to get acquainted.       

388
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:38,864
      Bullshit selection.       

389
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,370
    "Scrub the Bog, Guvnah!"    

390
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,740
       - Paul: Ow, fuck!        
            - Trash.            

391
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,209
              Jo:               
   Good afternoon, shoppers.    

392
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,278
    It's your councillor Jo.    

393
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:57,383
      Hope you're enjoying      
    your shopping experience    

394
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,751
          or whatever.          

395
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:02,688
   Anyway, who wants to come    
     nominate me for Chief?     

396
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,556
     Well, I didn't approve     
            of this.            

397
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:05,691
            Nobody?             

398
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,793
          Oh, come on.          

399
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,598
          (whispering)          
              Hey!              

400
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:17,236
  I'll pay for your groceries   
    if you come nominate me.    

401
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,975
         Oh, fuck off.          

402
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,980
     Jo: Who wants to come      
     nominate me for Chief?     

403
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,715
           Migwetch!            

404
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:34,453
      What an honour it is      
   to be your elected Chief.    

405
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,288
          None of this          
     would've been possible     

406
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,924
   without my brother, Paul.    

407
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:42,995
       It is fair to say        
       that he showed us        

408
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:47,733
     it's okay to run away      
     when things get tough.     

409
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,502
          My first act          
        as elected Chief        

410
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:54,239
    is to allow him to live     
   in whatever home he wants,   

411
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,842
  for he is not a hobo-sexual.  

412
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,777
       (crowd applauding)       

413
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:03,449
 Jo: And finally, the national  
     body mass index limit,     

414
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,351
       which is based on        
       weight and height,       

415
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,654
     should be much higher!     

416
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:13,325
       (crowd applauding        
         and cheering)          

417
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,929
    Crowd: Paul, Paul, Paul,    
       Paul, Paul, Paul.        

418
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,865
          Greg: Paul?           
             Paul!              

419
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,700
             Paul.              
             Paul!              

420
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,168
           (grunting)           
            I'm up!             

421
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:26,205
      I was really rooting      
   for you to wake up there.    

422
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,840
         Mostly because         
       you can't loiter,        

423
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,274
        but also because        
       this lovely couple       

424
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,843
 would like to buy that couch.  

425
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,678
          Okay, but...          

426
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,113
    I'm keeping the blanket!    

427
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,948
          Yeah, I'm...          
      I'm okay with that.       

428
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,884
       It's your blanket.       
    You brought it with you.    

429
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,290
         What the fok's         
        a "Camberwell"?         

430
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,002
        (powering down)         

431
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,043
         (powering up)          

432
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,747
      - (crowd chattering)      
          - Fourteen?           

433
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,849
          - Woman: 79           
       - Not even close.        

434
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,484
           Thousand?            
       Fourteen thousand?       

435
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,820
      Jo: Forget about it.      
           It's over.           

436
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,189
         I didn't find          
      a second nomination.      

437
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,358
       - (gavel slamming)       
      - Order! Jo's back.       

438
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,759
           If there's           
     no second nomination,      

439
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:21,927
        then we'll close        
        the proceedings.        

440
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,662
              Ma!               
        Don't you dare.         

441
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:26,064
       Roger: Going once,       
      going twice, going--      

442
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,900
         - Paul: Wait!          
       - (woman gasping)        

443
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:31,170
      - (crowd chattering)      
             - I...             

444
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:35,574
  - Paul Bittern, nominate...   
          - No, Paul!           

445
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,776
     my biological sister,      
       Josephine Bittern,       

446
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,378
       to run for Chief!        

447
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,514
             Yeesh!             

448
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,117
  Nomination accepted for Jo.   

449
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,186
              Ma!               
           I'm back.            

450
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,755
 - Agnes: You damn baby leaver! 
       - (gavel hitting)        

451
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,691
      The Chair recognizes      
       your eligibility.        

452
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,427
     Well, if that's it...      

453
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,762
       (tires squealing)        

454
00:19:56,795 --> 00:20:00,699
     - (rock music playing)     
     - Woman: What's this?      

455
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:03,035
          Not so fast.          

456
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:07,306
               ♪                

457
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,578
        Agnes: (gasping)        
       It's Cousin Leon!        

458
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,416
  Roger: Who wants to nominate  
          Cousin Leon?          

459
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,885
          Right here.           

460
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,587
     Now, who's my second?      

461
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,322
          - Crowd: Me!          
      - Woman: Me, me, me!      

462
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,456
       - (gavel hitting)        
      - (crowd chattering)      

463
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:27,492
      The Chair recognizes      
       your eligibility.        

464
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,760
         Fok'n rights.          

465
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,495
             Crowd:             
             Yeah!              

466
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,266
             Roger:             
     Evening, Grouse Lake.      

467
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,868
          That was one          
     heck of a ride today.      

468
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,871
     The campaign for Chief     
    is gonna be a good one.     

469
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,342
 Chief Deedee, Stephen Harper,  
        Jo, Cousin Leon.        

470
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,111
   Some guy from way up north   
also tossed his hat in the ring 

471
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,679
     before we busted him.      

472
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,182
            Too bad.            
     He had a face for TV.      

473
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,384
   But, in much bigger news,    

474
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,753
we still don't know what number 
     Lips was thinkin' of.      

475
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,455
     Good thing we got him      
          right here.           

476
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,625
   They can't see you, Lips.    

477
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,892
         Hi, everyone.          

478
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,294
           The phones           
     are lighting up fast,      

479
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,563
     so call in and tell us     
 what number he's thinkin' of.  

480
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,964
       Caller, go ahead.        

481
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,065
             Dean:              
            Eleven?             

482
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,400
            - Nope.             
        - Dean: Twelve?         

483
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,103
           Hey, hey!            
   Only one number per call.    

484
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,071
    Put on a pot of coffee,     
          Grouse Lake.          

485
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,140
  It's gonna be a long night.   

486
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,709
               ♪                

487
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,114
  ♪ Always did our shoppin' ♪   

488
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,049
   ♪ At the Northern Store ♪    

489
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,252
    ♪ Prices were so high ♪     

490
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,254
   ♪ We couldn't hardly pay ♪   

491
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,322
       ♪ Lard and flour ♪       

492
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,258
      ♪ Baking powder... ♪      

493
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,262
   ♪ Often there was nothing    
  left to buy a can of beans ♪  

494
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,266
       ♪ Always hate it ♪       

495
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,268
        ♪ Eating bannock        
        without beans ♪         

496
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,904
       ♪ Bannock without        
         beans, yeah ♪          

497
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:48,307
   ♪ Bannock without beans ♪    

498
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,677
  ♪ Went out to trap line... ♪  

499
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,248
  ♪ Beaver's trapped and trap   
           the rat ♪            

500
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:57,849
    ♪ Lots of Vaseline... ♪