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KORG
Kids, get the popcorn out.

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Let me tell you the story
of the space viking, Thor Odinson.

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He was no ordinary man.
He was a god.

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KIDS
Whoa!

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KORG
After saving planet Earth for

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the 500th time,
Thor set off on a new journey.

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He got in shape.

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He went from
dad bod to god bod.

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And after all that...

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THOR
Mjölnir!

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KORG
He reclaimed his title...

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...as the one and only Thor.

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Oh, spoke too soon.

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THOR
Jane?!

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♪♪

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THOR
The old ex-girlfriend.

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JANE FOSTER
What's it been, like three, four years?

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THOR
Eight years, seven months,

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and six days, give or take.

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VALKYRIE
Am I, uh, sensing feelings?

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THOR
Pfft. Ha! Yeah, right.

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GORR
The only ones who gods care about

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is themselves.

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So this is my vow.

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All gods will die.

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♪♪

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THOR
I just want to say that was very,

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very impressive
what you did back there.

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JANE FOSTER
It was just my first bad guy.

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THOR
Ah, you never forget your first.

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GORR
You are not like

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the other gods I've killed.

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[Screaming]

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THOR
Because I have something

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worth fighting for.

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♪♪

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ZEUS
Let's see who you are.

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I take off your disguise.

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And flick!

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[Crowd gasps]

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KORG
Ooh!

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THOR
You flicked too hard, dammit!

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JANE FOSTER
Should we help him?

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VALKYRIE
I mean, eventually. Grape?

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♪♪