1 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:03,480 - [Sam] Tonight, the marionette of a mediocre puppeteer, 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,833 it's Josh Ruben! 3 00:00:05,731 --> 00:00:08,400 (exuberant upbeat music) 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:13,400 Here to do exactly one forward somersault, it's Zac Oyama! 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:14,547 (door latches shut) 6 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:15,990 - By the end of this episode, 7 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:18,810 I will do exactly one somersault. 8 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,530 - [Sam] And with a Dimension 20 themed Make Some Noise intro 9 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:24,570 it's Brennan Lee Mulligan! 10 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:25,403 - Hello, one and all! - Oh shit! 11 00:00:25,403 --> 00:00:26,728 (adventurous D20 music plays) 12 00:00:26,728 --> 00:00:29,100 - And welcome to another thrilling episode 13 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:30,600 of Make Some Noise! 14 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,340 I'm your humble contestant, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 15 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,260 With me, as always, are our Noise Boys. 16 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:35,790 Say hi, Noise Boys! 17 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:37,273 - [All] Hi, Noise Boys! 18 00:00:37,273 --> 00:00:38,464 (music cuts back to fun jazz) 19 00:00:38,464 --> 00:00:40,371 - [Sam] They're all here to... 20 00:00:40,371 --> 00:00:43,893 - [All] Make Some Noise! 21 00:00:43,893 --> 00:00:47,310 (lively exuberant music) 22 00:00:54,609 --> 00:00:55,557 - Welcome to Make Some Noise! 23 00:00:55,557 --> 00:00:59,100 The game so good we spun it off "unchanged." 24 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,990 I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works. 25 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:03,810 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 26 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:07,290 our players have never seen before. 27 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:09,630 Isn't that right, players? 28 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:11,820 - That's right. - Is that right? 29 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:14,982 - You have a big decision to make here, my friend. 30 00:01:14,982 --> 00:01:16,470 (Brennan sighs deeply) 31 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:21,470 - If I knew whether or not I'd seen them before, 32 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,960 I would have already had to have seen them. 33 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,564 - Congratulations, Brennan, it's the 11th time- 34 00:01:27,564 --> 00:01:30,860 - Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! (Zac clapping) 35 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:34,350 - ...you've done this bit! (crew laughing) 36 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:37,350 - Now you're locked in to where this goes in the season, 37 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:40,147 so who has the last laugh, really? 38 00:01:40,147 --> 00:01:42,000 - (laughs) They will, to the best of their ability, 39 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,140 fulfill those prompts. 40 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:44,970 I will award them corresponding points, 41 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:47,400 and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear, 42 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:52,400 which if unused with suffer from a-trophy. 43 00:01:52,464 --> 00:01:53,643 (crew laughing) 44 00:01:53,643 --> 00:01:54,476 - Boo! 45 00:01:54,476 --> 00:01:55,333 - Woof! 46 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:56,717 (Sam cackling) 47 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,020 Pee-yew! 48 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:02,409 - Do not go in there! (Sam laughing) 49 00:02:02,409 --> 00:02:04,110 Whew! (Sam and crew laughing) 50 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:05,760 - Players, are you ready to rumble? 51 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,647 - Yes. - Yeah. 52 00:02:06,647 --> 00:02:07,480 - Ready to rumble. 53 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,060 - In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame. 54 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,460 This is a minigame that we like to call Take Some Direction. 55 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,710 How it works is, players, I will ask for you 56 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:16,020 to perform a single line of dialogue over 57 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:17,640 and over and over again. 58 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,560 As you do, I will give you direction, 59 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,190 microadjustments, if you will, to affect your performances. 60 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:24,023 Does that make sense? 61 00:02:24,023 --> 00:02:24,856 - Uh-huh. - Sure. 62 00:02:24,856 --> 00:02:28,867 - Your line is, Josh, from "Friday Night Lights," 63 00:02:28,867 --> 00:02:32,370 "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose." 64 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,950 - Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. 65 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,244 - [Sam] Zac, like your tongue is bigger. 66 00:02:36,244 --> 00:02:38,310 - (folksy) Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. 67 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,460 - [Sam] Brennan, like your tongue is even bigger. 68 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:43,056 - (mouthful of tongue) Clear eyes, full hearts, no problem. 69 00:02:43,056 --> 00:02:43,889 (Sam and crew laugh) 70 00:02:43,889 --> 00:02:45,021 - Josh, cheesily. 71 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:49,280 - (overly sappy) Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. 72 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,256 - [Sam] (laughs) Zac, gently to Josh. 73 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:56,190 - (heartfelt) Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. 74 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:57,416 - [Sam] Brennan, left out by Zac. 75 00:02:57,416 --> 00:03:00,873 - (dejectedly) Clear eyes, full hearts, 76 00:03:00,873 --> 00:03:02,819 (Sam and crew laugh) 77 00:03:02,819 --> 00:03:03,773 (holding back tears) can't lose. 78 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,070 - [Sam] Josh, emphasizing every third word. 79 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:09,300 - Clear eyes can't! 80 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,200 - Nope, full. (Brennan sputter laughs) 81 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:15,163 - Clear eyes full. I can't! (Sam and crew laughing) 82 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,720 Clear eyes, full! 83 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,790 Hearts can't lose! 84 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:22,890 - Zac, pretending you didn't just run up 85 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:24,297 10 flights of stairs. 86 00:03:24,297 --> 00:03:26,464 - (winded) Clear eyes, (puffs) full hearts, 87 00:03:26,464 --> 00:03:27,330 (Zac inhales sharply and gasps) 88 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:28,350 can't lose! 89 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:30,660 - [Sam] Brennan, an old timey flim-flam man. 90 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:33,450 - Why, those eyes are undimmed by murkiness of any sort. 91 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:35,940 In fact, I've never seen a more translucent set 92 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:37,350 of peepers in my life! 93 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:40,410 And as for those hearts, well, far from being vacuous, 94 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:44,670 empty, or unfilled, I'd say they're past the brim! 95 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:45,750 With those two ingredients, 96 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,180 you will find your victory is assured. 97 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,013 - Wow. 98 00:03:49,013 --> 00:03:50,100 - [Sam] Josh, as the lead-up to a sneeze. 99 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:53,130 - Clear eyes, uh, uh full... 100 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:54,420 Full hearts. 101 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:56,155 Uh, can't, uh... 102 00:03:56,155 --> 00:03:56,988 - [Brennan] Look at the light. 103 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:57,821 - Huh? - Look at the light. 104 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,486 Look at the light. - Oh, can't, can't loose. 105 00:03:59,486 --> 00:04:00,892 (Josh sneezes wetly) 106 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,040 (Sam laughing) 107 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,770 - [Sam] Zac, suddenly realizing how high up you are. 108 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:07,059 - Clear eyes, full hearts, (Josh and Brennan laughing) 109 00:04:07,059 --> 00:04:08,533 (Josh mimics wind whistling) can't... 110 00:04:08,533 --> 00:04:10,027 Huh? 111 00:04:10,027 --> 00:04:12,531 (Zac gasps and whimpers) 112 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:13,470 - [Brennan] (old-timey) Get down from there! 113 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:16,103 - I can't! (Sam laughing) 114 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:17,820 - (mimics siren blaring) Come on down, son! 115 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,404 - Asteroids. (mimics asteroids pounding) 116 00:04:19,404 --> 00:04:20,700 (Zac shrieks) 117 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:23,880 - Finally, Brennan, in a way that annoys Sam. 118 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,322 - Uh-oh. (Sam and Josh laughing) 119 00:04:27,322 --> 00:04:28,710 - [Zac] (chanting) Leave the tea, 120 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:31,121 leave the tea. - Oh. 121 00:04:31,121 --> 00:04:32,130 (buzzer blares) 122 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:33,858 - Sorry. (Josh laughs) 123 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,537 (buzzer blaring) Sorry, sorry. Hold on. 124 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:37,370 (buzzer blares) Sorry. 125 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:38,371 - Okay. (crew laughing) 126 00:04:38,371 --> 00:04:39,204 (buzzer blaring) Clear eye... 127 00:04:39,204 --> 00:04:40,304 Sorry, is that good for sound? 128 00:04:40,304 --> 00:04:41,137 (buzzer blaring) Clear eye... 129 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:42,145 Sorry, sorry. 130 00:04:42,145 --> 00:04:43,625 (buzzer blaring) Clear eyed, clear eyed. 131 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:45,360 (buzzer blares) Shit, sorry. 132 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,443 Can I get the, okay. 133 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,713 Clear eye- (buzzer blares) 134 00:04:48,713 --> 00:04:50,345 Sorry. Clear eyes, full- 135 00:04:50,345 --> 00:04:51,178 (buzzer blares) (Zac laughing) 136 00:04:51,178 --> 00:04:52,011 Here, Josh, you wanna take it? 137 00:04:52,011 --> 00:04:52,844 - [Josh] Yeah, sure. 138 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:53,677 - [Brennan] Great, thank you. - [Josh] Okay. 139 00:04:53,677 --> 00:04:54,810 - Clear eyes, full hearts, 140 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:55,650 can't- (buzzer blares) 141 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:56,655 Sorry, that'll take one more time. 142 00:04:56,655 --> 00:04:57,488 - That was you, Josh. 143 00:04:57,488 --> 00:04:59,130 - Sorry, give it to Zac. Sorry. 144 00:04:59,130 --> 00:04:59,963 - Yeah. - [Brennan] Great. 145 00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:01,320 One more time? - [Sam] Thank you, Zac. 146 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,100 - [Brennan] Clear eyes, full hearts, 147 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,188 can't lo- 148 00:05:06,188 --> 00:05:07,110 (buzzer blares) Oh shit, sorry. 149 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,430 - So far away that time. - Stepped on it. 150 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,540 - [Josh] Give it to Jackie maybe. 151 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:11,580 Yeah, Jackie definitely won't press it. 152 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:12,990 - [Brennan] Yeah, I think this is gonna be safer 153 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:13,831 with the crew. (Sam laughing) 154 00:05:13,831 --> 00:05:14,664 - Jackie- - [Josh] Definitely. 155 00:05:14,664 --> 00:05:15,497 - ...who is on your paychecks, Jackie? 156 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:16,560 - [Josh] Jackie definitely won't. 157 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,640 - Whose name? (crew laughing) 158 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,645 - [Brennan] Clear eyes- (buzzer blares) 159 00:05:18,645 --> 00:05:21,152 - Oh! (clapping) - Oh! 160 00:05:21,152 --> 00:05:22,230 - We'll get it in a pick-up at the end. 161 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:23,911 We'll get it in a pick-up at the end. 162 00:05:23,911 --> 00:05:24,744 (cheerful easygoing music) 163 00:05:24,744 --> 00:05:26,550 - That brings us to round one? 164 00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:27,383 Josh! 165 00:05:27,383 --> 00:05:28,260 - Yes! 166 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:31,500 - Liam Neeson's top four on Letterbox'd. 167 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,333 - No problem. 168 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,830 Well, the first one is a bit obscure. 169 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:36,300 I believe it's a European film. 170 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,943 It's called "Master of Disguise" with Dana Carvey. 171 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,740 Probably one of the most interesting European films, 172 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:44,910 certainly, I've ever seen. 173 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:47,797 Oh, the second was a huge influence on me just as an actor. 174 00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:49,507 "Freddy Got Fingered." (Sam laughing) 175 00:05:49,507 --> 00:05:51,930 I love, love "Freddy Got Fingered." 176 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:55,260 It's emotional, it's fluid. It's very European. 177 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:58,650 Another film I really enjoy, very European sensibility. 178 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,353 Remember the "Fantastic Four" with the Silver Surfer? 179 00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:05,400 Last one, I'd have to say "Jaws 4: The Revenge" 180 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,290 where the shark literally roars. 181 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:09,177 Oh God, it's so European. 182 00:06:09,177 --> 00:06:10,560 (Sam and Zac laughing) (buzzer blares) 183 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,410 By the way, head to coca-cola.com/noproblem 184 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:14,760 to get my crewneck. 185 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,608 - We have nothing to do with coca-cola.com. 186 00:06:16,608 --> 00:06:18,900 - Yep, yep. Head on down. - Do I even need to say it? 187 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,523 - ArizonaIcedTea/noproblem. 188 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,970 - A very particular set of points for you. 189 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:24,840 - Very good. 190 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,787 - Zac. - Uh-huh. 191 00:06:25,787 --> 00:06:29,258 - He's a 10, but he's a dine-and-dasher. 192 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,844 (Josh giggling joyfully) 193 00:06:30,844 --> 00:06:31,717 (Sam laughs) 194 00:06:31,717 --> 00:06:33,950 - I'm trying to think of how to be hot in any way. 195 00:06:33,950 --> 00:06:35,250 (Sam and crew laughing) (Brennan sputter laughs) 196 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,083 - You're doing it. 197 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:36,916 - Oh, shit. 198 00:06:36,916 --> 00:06:39,153 I dropped my wallet and it hit my bicep. 199 00:06:40,403 --> 00:06:42,360 (Brennan and Sam laughing) 200 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,130 Bounced somewhere else. 201 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,090 Anyways... 202 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:47,160 Yeah, I guess I work out three, four times a week. 203 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,790 I'm 195, muscled, 6'4''. 204 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:52,443 Those are my dimensions. Sorry. 205 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:54,210 Have you ever seen Jacob Elordi? 206 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:58,170 People are like, "Jacob!" (Sam and Josh laughing) 207 00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,850 But yeah, this has been the been the best first date 208 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,424 of my... (Josh laughing) 209 00:07:01,424 --> 00:07:03,855 - (Frenchly) Hey! Hey, that dude didn't pay! 210 00:07:03,855 --> 00:07:05,530 - (Equally French) The linguini is ready right now! 211 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:08,160 - Oh my God, but to be fair, he was very hot. 212 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,770 Hey uh, maybe uh, you could pay. 213 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:13,034 - Maybe you could pay for- - Maybe you could pay. 214 00:07:13,034 --> 00:07:14,941 (buzzer blares) (Josh and crew laughing) 215 00:07:14,941 --> 00:07:15,774 - [Sam] Deftly handled that- 216 00:07:15,774 --> 00:07:16,607 - French people serving linguini. 217 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:17,977 - [Sam] Deftly handled. 218 00:07:17,977 --> 00:07:20,550 It's a 10 points but for a dumb reason 219 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:21,720 for you, Zac. - Oh. 220 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,330 - Which brings us to Brennan. 221 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:25,163 - Yes. 222 00:07:25,163 --> 00:07:29,400 - A glowing foreword of the next player's performance. 223 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,170 - The year is 2013. 224 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:34,530 I am sitting at a MacBook. Where do I go? 225 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:37,410 Nowhere else other than the CollegeHumor YouTube channel 226 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:40,350 where I see perhaps my favorite performer, 227 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:42,150 none other than Josh Ruben, 228 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:47,150 a man who not only is a comedic genius, a talented director, 229 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:52,080 and a golden-hearted man, but also defined for me 230 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,500 at that early point in my comedic career what it meant 231 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,690 to embody a comedic character. 232 00:07:57,690 --> 00:07:59,100 What a dream realized (gentle sentimental music) 233 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:02,940 to not only get to one day meet that man but work with him. 234 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,461 (touching music) The performance you're about to see 235 00:08:04,461 --> 00:08:05,294 (Josh stifles laughter) 236 00:08:05,294 --> 00:08:07,860 is going to be the greatest comedic performance 237 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:10,980 that has ever been featured on dropout.tv. 238 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,840 It will dwarf the achievements 239 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,663 of every other show on the platform. 240 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:16,496 (Sam laughs) 241 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,170 I know this because I know Josh Ruben. 242 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,480 In a world where so often we are beset 243 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,166 by inequity, strife, tribulation, 244 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,080 (Sam laughs) 245 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,910 there is one man whose mantra 246 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:28,380 should live in all of our hearts 247 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:30,180 when we dream of that better world. 248 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:33,854 When Josh Ruben is around, there truly is no problem. 249 00:08:33,854 --> 00:08:35,340 (Josh laughs) (cast and crew applauding) 250 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,443 (music cuts) - [Josh] Really beautiful. 251 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,550 - Josh. - Yeah. 252 00:08:38,550 --> 00:08:43,401 - Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants pees his pants again. (laughs) 253 00:08:43,401 --> 00:08:45,420 (crew laughing) 254 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:46,832 (door latches shut) 255 00:08:46,832 --> 00:08:51,832 (Brennan wheeze-laughing) (Sam laughing) 256 00:08:55,928 --> 00:09:00,928 (Brennan, Sam, and crew continue dying of laughter) 257 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:09,960 (Brennan, Sam, and crew continue chuckling) 258 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:14,654 - Oh, he's drinking too much water! 259 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:18,088 Oh, his legs are shaking now. - [Sam] Oh no! 260 00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:20,756 (laughing) Oh no! (Brennan laughing) 261 00:09:20,756 --> 00:09:22,745 Oh, he's slipping on his own pee! 262 00:09:22,745 --> 00:09:23,610 - He's slipping on his own pee-pee! 263 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:25,252 - [Sam] He's slipping on his pee! 264 00:09:25,252 --> 00:09:27,750 - [Brennan] Oh no! (laughs) (Sam laughing) 265 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,730 Don't drink more, Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants! 266 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:30,850 - [Sam] Don't drink more! 267 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:33,420 - [Brennan] Don't drink more! - [Sam] Oh no! 268 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,796 - The floor's already slick with your pee-pee! 269 00:09:34,796 --> 00:09:36,449 - [Sam] Oh no! - No! 270 00:09:36,449 --> 00:09:37,691 - [Sam] No! 271 00:09:37,691 --> 00:09:38,524 Oh, oh! 272 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,115 Oh, wow! (laughs) - He took his dick out! 273 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:42,104 He took his dick out! - [Sam] Wow! 274 00:09:42,104 --> 00:09:43,098 - No! No! 275 00:09:43,098 --> 00:09:44,040 - Trandor? 276 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,857 - Trandor's back? (Josh and crew laughing) 277 00:09:45,857 --> 00:09:48,517 Trandor, get outta here, Trandor! 278 00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:50,716 (buzzer blares) 279 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,830 - Wow. (cast and crew applauding) 280 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:54,600 Thank you so much. (Zac mimics crowd cheering) 281 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,490 - I love it when a plan comes together, 282 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:58,020 you know what I mean? - Let's go! 283 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:01,530 - One pair of pants of pee for you, Josh. 284 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,550 Zac. - Yeah. 285 00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:06,360 - An anti-bullying assembly led by someone chosen at random 286 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,366 from LinkedIn Easy Apply. 287 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:11,783 (Josh and crew laughing) 288 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,594 - Oh shit! 289 00:10:14,594 --> 00:10:18,118 (Brennan laughs) 290 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,250 (Josh mimics microphone feedback whining) 291 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:24,030 Uh, well, I uh... 292 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:26,010 You know, I'm here today because I'm here 293 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:28,410 to talk about something pretty important 294 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,503 if I could just come and do this a little bit. 295 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:36,870 As we all know, in school, a big problem is bullying, right? 296 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,280 - Yeah. - Who are you? 297 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,630 - I'm Shaun. 298 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:41,280 Um, you can just call me Shaun. 299 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,660 Uh... (Brennan and crew laughing) 300 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:44,130 - What are your credentials? 301 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:46,380 - I've gotten my ass kicked many times, 302 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,050 and uh, one time, I kicked someone's ass, 303 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,700 so I've been on both sides of it. 304 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,793 And let me tell you- - [Josh] Wow. 305 00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:54,750 - ...it's a lot better to kick someone's ass 306 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,161 than get your ass kicked. - [Josh] Wow! 307 00:10:56,161 --> 00:10:57,835 - Whoo! Whoo! - Whoo! Yes, Shaun! 308 00:10:57,835 --> 00:10:59,173 - All right, all right! - Shaun, Shaun, Shaun! 309 00:10:59,173 --> 00:11:01,143 - Who here's kicked some ass before? 310 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:03,360 - Trevor! He's a bully! 311 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,356 - Have you ever gotten your ass kicked, Trevor? 312 00:11:05,356 --> 00:11:06,379 - (gruff) Never. 313 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:07,413 - (chuckles) My man. 314 00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:09,829 (buzzer blares) (Sam laughing) 315 00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:11,280 (Josh and Brennan clapping) 316 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,517 - One point, no cover letter for you. 317 00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:15,630 - I'm happy to work. - Which brings us back 318 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,727 to Brennan. - Uh-huh. 319 00:11:17,727 --> 00:11:21,540 - The One Ring's terms of service inscription. 320 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:26,383 - Forged in the fires of Mount Doom, the One Ring. 321 00:11:26,383 --> 00:11:31,383 "Ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, ash nazg... 322 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:34,440 Your location can be shared 323 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:38,310 not only with the nine Ringwraiths but also Palantir, 324 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:41,967 the San Francisco-based security technology firm." 325 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,703 The fuck does this say? Hold on, hold on. 326 00:11:46,037 --> 00:11:48,330 Gandalf, (Zac and Josh laughing) 327 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:51,990 the rings will neither corrupt your heart nor your spirit. 328 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:55,380 Instead, they will geoshare your location, 329 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,870 and they will be able to advertise to you. 330 00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:58,950 For example- 331 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,480 - (Gollum-like) I'm just gonna takes it! 332 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,910 - Gollum, no! The Ring! 333 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:06,660 Any IP you create while wearing that ring, 334 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,830 Sauron will own it! 335 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,180 - My novella? 336 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,668 - I didn't know you were writing a novella. 337 00:12:10,668 --> 00:12:14,670 (buzzer blares) (Sam and Josh laughing) 338 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:16,800 That's a truly evil dark lord right there. 339 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,360 How about it? - Yeah, it sure is. 340 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:22,020 Yeah, let's say 419 pages of fine print points 341 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:25,350 for you, Brennan, which brings us to our second minigame. 342 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:28,813 Players, I would invite you to the Warp Zone. 343 00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:29,646 (Brennan gasps) 344 00:12:29,646 --> 00:12:30,479 Here's how this is gonna work. (Zac hums eerie theme) 345 00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:35,400 I am going to apply to each of you a face filter. 346 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:39,630 You simply pitch to me a character 347 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:42,450 that makes sense for that face. 348 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:43,283 - Gotcha. 349 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:46,050 - We will start with Josh. 350 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:47,370 - Wow! 351 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:48,930 Oh. (laughs) (Zac laughs) 352 00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:51,030 (laughs) That's pretty good. (Sam and crew laughing) 353 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,470 Oh, that's different too. 354 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,899 Hi. (laughs) 355 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:55,732 I saw you across the room 356 00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:58,266 and thought maybe we could uh, you know... 357 00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,640 (Brennan and crew laughing) 358 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,670 My last date was so startled when I came up behind her 359 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:06,450 that she slammed a sliding glass door on my head, 360 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,760 but it hasn't slammed- 361 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,950 - Why is he Jason Bateman? 362 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:14,430 - She didn't slam the glass door on my confidence. 363 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,890 Uh, but um... (Brennan and crew laughing) 364 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,671 How long have you looked better than me? 365 00:13:18,671 --> 00:13:21,300 (buzzer blares) (cast and crew laughing) 366 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,133 - Next up, Zac. 367 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,490 Oh, wow. 368 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:24,963 Oh. Wow. - [Josh] Wow. 369 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,747 (Sam and Josh laughing) 370 00:13:30,599 --> 00:13:31,800 - Bing-bong. 371 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,120 Um, hi, neighbor. I- 372 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,201 (Josh and crew laughing) 373 00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:41,640 So I just wanted to preemptively apologize. 374 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,512 It seems as though I took your DoorDash order. 375 00:13:45,512 --> 00:13:46,950 (Sam, Brennan, and Josh laughing) 376 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,050 Three tacos, one burger. 377 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,153 Two different places. It's interesting. 378 00:13:52,196 --> 00:13:54,630 (Brennan and Josh laughing) 379 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:55,463 I came over here 380 00:13:55,463 --> 00:13:58,860 because I didn't realize you had a Ring camera, and um, 381 00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:01,860 I need you to know that if you call the cops, 382 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,360 they will find so many things. 383 00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:06,301 (Josh and Sam laughing) (buzzer blares) 384 00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:07,650 - That was scary. 385 00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:09,269 - Terrifying. Brennan. 386 00:14:09,269 --> 00:14:12,854 (Josh and crew laugh) 387 00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:14,640 (Sam and Josh laughing) 388 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,473 - [Zac] Oh, ugh. 389 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,333 - Wow. 390 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,763 - (Piratical) Many strange and wondrous items do I have. 391 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:26,460 A crown of obsidian taken from the deepest sea, 392 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,190 a jeweled mask that tells the wearer 393 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:32,741 how much different bargains are running for at the local- 394 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,020 (Sam and Josh laughing) 395 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:38,155 A terrible Dachshund who won't stop barking. 396 00:14:38,155 --> 00:14:40,264 (buzzer blares) (Sam and Josh laughing) 397 00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:44,352 - I love it, Brennan. Once again, Josh. 398 00:14:44,352 --> 00:14:46,280 (Josh screaming) 399 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,900 - Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good. 400 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,630 Something is sucking me to another place! 401 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:56,086 But if you wanna, I got Michelobs in the fridge. 402 00:14:56,086 --> 00:14:58,800 (buzzer blares) I got Michelobs in the fridge. 403 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,728 - Zachary. 404 00:14:59,728 --> 00:15:01,028 - Now hold on. Let me see. 405 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,667 Uh, yeah, the 9:00 AM deep tissue. 406 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:10,020 (Sam, Josh, and Brennan laughing) 407 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,960 It's like here. It's like right... 408 00:15:13,336 --> 00:15:14,760 (Sam laughing) (buzzer blares) 409 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,380 - Not so much here or here. 410 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:19,350 - And finally, Brennan. 411 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,183 - [Zac] Whoa. 412 00:15:20,183 --> 00:15:21,628 - [Josh] Oh, oh, shit. 413 00:15:21,628 --> 00:15:23,220 (Zac and Josh laugh) 414 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,230 - Well, the breed is known for loyalty. 415 00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,540 The breed is known for loyalty. 416 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,970 Danish kings, if you can believe that, 417 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,450 actually first hunted with these animals, 418 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,710 but they do bite me constantly, so- 419 00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:38,419 (buzzer blares) (Josh laughing) 420 00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:40,200 (lively upbeat music) 421 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,690 - That brings us to round two where our players 422 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:46,443 will now test their talents in teams of twos. 423 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:48,383 - Josh. - Huh? 424 00:15:48,383 --> 00:15:49,560 - And Zac. - Two. 425 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,500 - Bruce Wayne giving just enough information 426 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,783 to the contractor building the Batcave. 427 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,760 - Hello. 428 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,930 - Oh shit, uh... 429 00:15:57,930 --> 00:15:59,070 - You had 11:30? 430 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:01,320 - Yeah, sorry. It's really late. 431 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,970 What's your name? - Dark in here. Shaun. 432 00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:04,524 - Oh, you're Shaun from Shaunville Contracting? 433 00:16:04,524 --> 00:16:05,850 - Shaunville Contracting, yeah, yeah, yeah. 434 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,571 - Didn't you do a bullying assembly or am I... 435 00:16:08,571 --> 00:16:09,570 (Sam laughs) 436 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:10,500 - Yeah, actually. 437 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,630 - I wanna talk about the big project I have, 438 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:13,890 but you actually had some really, 439 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,290 really interesting things to say about bullying. 440 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:19,170 I'm just asking because I'm kind of in the bullying business 441 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,492 if you know what I mean. - Oh, interesting. 442 00:16:20,492 --> 00:16:21,810 - You shouldn't 'cause it's a secret. 443 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,040 - Yeah, okay. - But yeah, come on down here. 444 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,064 So um... 445 00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:25,170 - Well, what are we working on down here? 446 00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,340 It seems like a lot of space. 447 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,630 This is sort of a man cave thing? 448 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,610 You want like, ethernet down here or what? 449 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:32,160 - Actually, that'd be great. What's the best one? 450 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,775 - Well, we can just contact AT&T and figure out... 451 00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,120 I don't have a- - That's great. 452 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,830 I wanna put a really big coin next to a car. 453 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,300 Just don't lift that tarp. 454 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,100 You think I could fit a really big coin up here? 455 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,270 - I'm still picturing- - Master Wayne, 456 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,770 the Penguin has... 457 00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:47,880 - Oh! (Sam laughs) 458 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:52,170 Has gotten out at the Gotham City Zoo. That's so cute! 459 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:57,170 Alfred, why don't you come over here and um, just uh... 460 00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:59,790 - Why don't you refer to me as your father? 461 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:00,900 - Come on! Not- - I raised you. 462 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,220 - Not this shit now. Really? 463 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,150 Not this shit. (Sam cackling) 464 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:05,640 - I wanted to remind you, it would be great 465 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:10,640 if there was a training area for a 12-year-old boy- 466 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:11,693 - Right. 467 00:17:11,693 --> 00:17:13,800 - ...to learn how to fight grown adult criminals. 468 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,260 - When I was 12, I wish I could kick adults' ass, 469 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,820 I'll tell you that. (Sam and crew laughing) 470 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:21,210 When I was getting bullied, a lot of times it was adults. 471 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,863 But then I kicked one of the adult's asses. 472 00:17:22,863 --> 00:17:25,710 - Hey, hey, wait a minute. One second. 473 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,365 Do we got another suit? We got a- 474 00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,068 (buzzer blares) (Sam laughing) 475 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:29,901 You'd be great! 476 00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,110 - And that's how Nightwing came to be. 477 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,370 There you go. - That's right, there he is. 478 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:34,980 - Yeah, let's say three Christopher Nolan points 479 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:35,813 for you both. (Brennan gasps) 480 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:36,780 - Not three big coins? 481 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,218 - Which brings us to Zac. - Mm-hmm. 482 00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:39,870 - And Brennan. 483 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:40,703 - Yes. 484 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:45,210 - A mountaintop monk who only knows hot goss. 485 00:17:46,492 --> 00:17:48,097 (Josh mimics wind whistling) 486 00:17:48,097 --> 00:17:50,700 (Zac panting) (Josh mimics birds chirping) 487 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,727 - Oh! 488 00:17:51,727 --> 00:17:53,790 (Josh mimics wind whooshing) 489 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,820 Oh, I've found you! I've journeyed from far. 490 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,900 Is this it? 491 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,508 - I knew that you would make it here. 492 00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:02,341 - You did? 493 00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:03,696 - Trish told me. 494 00:18:03,696 --> 00:18:05,565 (Josh and Sam laughing) 495 00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:09,630 - Oh, that is just like Trish. Was she at it again? 496 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:14,630 - To know what Trish is up to, look inside yourself. 497 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:19,860 Open your mind's eye. What do you see? 498 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,210 - Um... 499 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,942 - If it's her blowing a guy at O'Sullivan's, 500 00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:27,177 yeah, yeah. (Sam and crew laughing) 501 00:18:27,177 --> 00:18:29,291 Yeah. - (laughs) Oh my God. 502 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,450 At O'Sullivan's? 503 00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:31,920 - In the bathroom! 504 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,856 - What? That bathroom is nasty! 505 00:18:33,856 --> 00:18:35,539 - It's a college bar! - Oh! 506 00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:37,255 - You're 30. - Yeah! 507 00:18:37,255 --> 00:18:39,030 (Sam and Josh laughing) 508 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:39,863 Ooh. 509 00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:42,390 Wait, so was Caleb there? 510 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:47,390 - And my last message to you before I obtain enlightenment, 511 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,360 there is no difference between you and me, me and Caleb, 512 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,123 Caleb and you, except for one thing: 513 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,040 Caleb's who got blown! 514 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,335 - I knew it! Oh my God! (Josh laughing) 515 00:18:58,335 --> 00:19:00,000 (buzzer blares) - [Josh] Oh shit! 516 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,096 - [Sam] And he evaporated. - Oh shit. 517 00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:04,320 - He's gone. (crew laughing) 518 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,094 - Let's say a total rumor mill amount of points 519 00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:07,830 (Brennan gasps) for the both of you. 520 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:10,590 Which brings us to Brennan. 521 00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:11,423 - Yeah-hoy. 522 00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:12,256 - And Josh. 523 00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:13,089 - Ahoy? 524 00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:16,350 - A biblically accurate guardian angel. 525 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,850 - Oh man. I just... 526 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:21,300 I don't know if I should go forward with this or not, but... 527 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,600 Oh, if only I had a little guidance. 528 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,890 - Bloop! (Josh shouts) 529 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,363 I'm the devil on your shoulder. You know what you should do? 530 00:19:28,363 --> 00:19:30,544 - Uh-huh? - Do whatever you want. 531 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,704 (Brennan mimics angelic trumpets blasting) 532 00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:33,846 (Brennan mimics incomprehensible unfurling) 533 00:19:33,846 --> 00:19:35,622 (Brennan screams) (Josh screaming) 534 00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:38,619 (Brennan mimics light reverberating) 535 00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:39,452 (Josh continues screaming) 536 00:19:39,452 --> 00:19:40,796 See God! 537 00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:43,350 (Josh screaming) 538 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,600 I am the ever-burning sword. 539 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,760 I am the seven names of divinity, 540 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,820 the tree of life which was forged at the dawn of time. 541 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:53,340 I know neither free will nor anything other than- 542 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:55,260 - No, no! - praising the eternal Lord. 543 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,350 You alone were given a chance at salvation. 544 00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:01,230 You alone were given a gate to paradise! 545 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,510 Think, Brad! Think of what you must do! 546 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:05,623 - Yeah! (screaming) 547 00:20:09,096 --> 00:20:10,411 (Sam laughs) 548 00:20:10,411 --> 00:20:12,625 Oh! 549 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,900 (Sam and crew laughing) 550 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,473 - What? What? 551 00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:18,150 - Brad is Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants! 552 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,040 - You should piss everywhere! 553 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,134 - Yeah! 554 00:20:21,134 --> 00:20:21,967 (Brennan mimics angel apparating) 555 00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:22,857 No! No! 556 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:24,000 No, I'm sorry! 557 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,012 - God the most high. (Josh screaming) 558 00:20:26,012 --> 00:20:28,800 You will come with me to the gates of heaven 559 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,517 and see for himself the Lord of lords and King of kings. 560 00:20:32,517 --> 00:20:33,379 (Brennan mimics energy blasting) 561 00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:34,271 (Josh shouting) 562 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:36,600 - Oh my God! Oh God! 563 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,440 God? 564 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,173 - Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. 565 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,603 Do you wish to gaze upon my face? 566 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,670 - Um... 567 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:51,630 You know what, I think I just wanna humbly get back- 568 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,853 - Turn and face me, Brad! 569 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,616 (Brennan mimics swigging a drink) 570 00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:01,260 - Oh my God! Oh my God! (Sam and crew laughing) 571 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,450 - We were created in his image after all! 572 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:04,283 - [Josh] We were! 573 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,540 - I love you, Brad! 574 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:07,874 - I love you, God! 575 00:21:07,874 --> 00:21:10,410 (buzzer blares) (Sam and Josh laughing) 576 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,300 - That's just classic comedy right- 577 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,170 - Classic comedy. - [Sam] That's all that is. 578 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:16,770 - Classic Lovecraftian biblical chuckles. 579 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:20,070 - A fucking terrifying amount of points for the both of you. 580 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,340 As we move on to Josh. 581 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,173 - Huh? 582 00:21:24,173 --> 00:21:25,560 - And Zac. - Huh? 583 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,520 - Smeagol's good and bad side self-reflect 584 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,378 after an improv 101 show. 585 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,518 (crew laughing) 586 00:21:35,518 --> 00:21:37,400 (Josh cheering) 587 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,733 (Zac grumbling weirdly) 588 00:21:41,641 --> 00:21:44,910 - They didn't respond as I wish they did. 589 00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:47,160 - Sneering! Sneering at me! 590 00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:50,526 Not laughing but sneerings. 591 00:21:51,403 --> 00:21:54,150 - Sneering's strong, but maybe they just... 592 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:55,584 Maybe we didn't key up- 593 00:21:55,584 --> 00:22:00,584 - We hated thems as much as they hated us! 594 00:22:00,879 --> 00:22:03,769 Oh look, the teacher's coming to give us notes. 595 00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:04,602 - Oh. 596 00:22:04,602 --> 00:22:05,850 - Guys, hello, hello. 597 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,860 Hey, great effort all around, everybody. 598 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:11,670 Evan, Lyla, Smeagol, it was really excellent. 599 00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:14,400 So first beats, I think when Lyla mentioned 600 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,120 that she was giving a wedding ring in the scene with Evan, 601 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,910 I noticed, Smeagol, that you leapt onto the stage 602 00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,757 and bit Evan's finger off in real life. 603 00:22:22,757 --> 00:22:23,700 - 'Cause I thought like- 604 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,190 - Obviously I was gonna do that! 605 00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:28,650 - Do we think that that ring was the One Ring 606 00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:30,120 forged in the fires of Mount Doom 607 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,166 or do we think that it was maybe a- 608 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:32,999 - So a wedding ring. 609 00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:33,832 - [Brennan] An engagement ring. 610 00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:34,665 - Yeah. 611 00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:35,498 - [Brennan] It was an engagement ring. 612 00:22:35,498 --> 00:22:36,583 - That makes sense. - Right? Because- 613 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,523 - It was a ring that I wanted! 614 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,830 - Does your character want the ring or does he want love? 615 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:42,233 - He wants love. 616 00:22:42,233 --> 00:22:43,350 (Sam and crew laugh) 617 00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,030 - What's something we can do to serve that? 618 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,300 - Slice off your face? 619 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:51,780 But also, emotionally, like, grab your characters. 620 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:54,930 - Good on grounding. Do not bite fingers. 621 00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:57,660 Now, I thought the Italian chef walk-on 622 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:58,802 in third beats was incredible. 623 00:22:58,802 --> 00:23:00,054 - Oh, thank you! 624 00:23:00,054 --> 00:23:01,690 (buzzer blares) It's the Italian- 625 00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:02,857 (Sam and crew laughing) 626 00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:06,300 (all mimicking Smeagol grunting in Italian) 627 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,460 - Gosh, I would say the three whole books, 628 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:09,390 and "The Hobbit" series. 629 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:10,590 I throw in that for you as well. 630 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,360 - Oh, shit. Okay, damn. - Oh. 631 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,870 - Which brings us back to Zac. 632 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:16,703 - Oh. 633 00:23:16,703 --> 00:23:17,536 - And Brennan. 634 00:23:17,536 --> 00:23:18,369 - I live to serve. 635 00:23:18,369 --> 00:23:22,170 - This private chef only knows how to make French toast, 636 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:24,630 and it's day three on the job. 637 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:26,610 - Hey, Bill, how's it going, man? 638 00:23:26,610 --> 00:23:29,160 Um... (Josh and Sam laughing) 639 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,490 I wanted to come check in because I just got the menu 640 00:23:32,490 --> 00:23:35,711 you sent up for the garden party this weekend. 641 00:23:35,711 --> 00:23:37,350 - (French accent) It is good, right? (chuckles) 642 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:40,180 - Yeah, um... (Sam laughing) 643 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:41,951 - French toast across the board. (chuckles) 644 00:23:41,951 --> 00:23:44,430 - (laughs insincerely) Sacrebleu. Yeah, the, um... 645 00:23:44,430 --> 00:23:46,915 Actually, can we just have a quick check-in? 646 00:23:46,915 --> 00:23:48,780 - Of course. But of course. 647 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:50,610 - So what are we making? Is this for dinner tonight? 648 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,320 - I'm thinking for dinner, 649 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,170 we will start with the French toast and- 650 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:56,180 - And what are we gonna finish on? 651 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,480 If we're starting on French toast, we're- 652 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,730 - For dessert we will have an elegant, 653 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,540 fluffy French toast. (Sam and crew laughing) 654 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:04,514 - Bill, I- 655 00:24:04,514 --> 00:24:06,227 - (drops accent) I'm not French, man. I'm not French. 656 00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:07,875 - That's not the part I'm worried about. 657 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,200 - I'm sorry. I thought you wanted a French guy. 658 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,033 - French people- 659 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,870 - Oh, I feel so good to get that off my chest. 660 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,660 - Hey, man, first of all, let's be so clear. 661 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:19,320 You're immediately fired. That's number one. 662 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,180 So you've just admitted to me that you're lying 663 00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:22,230 and doing a French accent. 664 00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:23,063 - No, I- - [Brennan] I don't... 665 00:24:23,063 --> 00:24:24,240 - Listen, shut up! 666 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,460 I got nervous, okay? - [Josh] Oh sh... 667 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,290 - I got a little nervous and said I was French 668 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,880 'cause a lot of chefs are French. 669 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,750 Have you seen Ratatouille? 670 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:33,270 - First of all, the main chef in Ratatouille is not French. 671 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,677 - Are you gonna call me a liar now? 672 00:24:34,677 --> 00:24:37,953 - No, I will fucking stomp you out, baby. 673 00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:39,796 (Sam and Josh laughing) 674 00:24:39,796 --> 00:24:41,161 - Say that again. 675 00:24:41,161 --> 00:24:42,579 (Sam, Josh, and crew laughing) 676 00:24:42,579 --> 00:24:45,750 Say that again. Say that again. 677 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,694 He's just said he would stomp me out. 678 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:48,527 He called me a liar 679 00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:49,917 and he said he would stomp me out and he said- 680 00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:51,328 - Are you live streaming this or are you recording it? 681 00:24:51,328 --> 00:24:54,300 - What's up, IG? It's FrenchChef4Sure. 682 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,890 - You're not doing your French accent! 683 00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:57,131 - He loves French toast, which- 684 00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:58,950 - And you made French toast three meals a day 685 00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:01,362 for the past two days! - It's good! Is is bad? 686 00:25:01,362 --> 00:25:06,124 Is it bad French toast? Is it bad French toast? 687 00:25:06,124 --> 00:25:10,394 (intensely) Is it bad French toast? 688 00:25:10,394 --> 00:25:12,000 (crew laughing) 689 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,013 - It's the best French toast I've ever had. 690 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,270 (buzzer blares) All right, it has to be good! 691 00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:18,030 You make it three meals a day! It's gotta be good! 692 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:19,990 - Three meals a day amount of points for the both of you. 693 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:21,053 - Whew. - Wow. 694 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:21,886 - That's three. - Wow. 695 00:25:21,886 --> 00:25:23,610 - Last prompt of round two. 696 00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:24,443 Brennan. - Yeah-hoy. 697 00:25:24,443 --> 00:25:25,440 - And Josh. 698 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,310 - Yeah-hoy? 699 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:28,800 - The fans asked for it, 700 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,897 and we are but their humble servants. 701 00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:32,730 - [Josh] Oh boy. 702 00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:37,730 - Two grizzled sea captains compare storm stories. 703 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,050 - I want you to go first this time. 704 00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:42,930 Actually, wait, maybe I should go first. 705 00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:44,160 - It's your choice. 706 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,990 You want me to go first or you want me to go second? 707 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:48,710 - Wait, let me run over the math again of the like, 708 00:25:48,710 --> 00:25:51,720 you'll just fucking best me by talking for five minutes 709 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,850 or some epic shit. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, baby. 710 00:25:53,850 --> 00:25:55,440 I don't mind going first. Not one bit. 711 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,940 - Oh. - You let me know. 712 00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:59,340 - You wanna let ladies go first? 713 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:02,850 - The only lady I know about is the mighty tempest 714 00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:05,640 that came rolling in off the seas. 715 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,310 I was out in the gray of the Bering 716 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:11,580 hunting for crab deep under the freezing waves. 717 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:14,160 Even Davy Jones would shiver in his boots 718 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,080 in that frozen hellscape. 719 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,890 The boat capsized and I went storming forward, 720 00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:23,130 lightning crashed and it struck the tip 721 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:25,140 of my penis and I busted so hard! 722 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:26,205 - Always with your fucking dick, dude. 723 00:26:26,205 --> 00:26:28,950 - Why? It's the truth! 724 00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:30,620 Lightning hit my cock and I busted! 725 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:32,324 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 726 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:37,200 - I busted it soft as a rag doll, and it busted everywhere! 727 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,190 The frothy foam of the Bering Sea mixing with jizzum. 728 00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:42,503 - I know. 729 00:26:42,503 --> 00:26:44,250 - No, no, no, but I wanna hear your storm story. 730 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:47,730 - Why, well, you know, I was out in a pretty modest dinghy. 731 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:50,460 A light drizzle came down from the heavens. 732 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:54,900 A gentle wave took me to a lovely eroded rock island 733 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:58,627 where a mermaid with hair like hay was like, 734 00:26:58,627 --> 00:27:00,690 "Hey, I'm just a mermaid. 735 00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:02,820 I'm not gonna be harmful whatsoever." 736 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:05,490 And I wasn't gonna do anything weird with my dick or cum 737 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:08,070 'cause the fucking storms fiddled my taint, okay? 738 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:11,490 I just hung out with a mermaid whose name was Amy. 739 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:12,780 - Hey, Amos. 740 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:13,613 - Yeah? 741 00:27:13,613 --> 00:27:15,331 - That's a great story. 742 00:27:15,331 --> 00:27:18,510 (intensely) I was on the red dot in Jupiter, 743 00:27:18,510 --> 00:27:23,510 the largest storm in our solar system, an eternal red blaze 744 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,575 getting pegged by the kraken! (Sam laughing) 745 00:27:26,575 --> 00:27:29,760 A massive tentacle deep in my asshole, 746 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,690 rubbing my prostate so vigorously that I busted 747 00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:37,980 into the core of the planet over and over and over. 748 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:40,620 It was making me cum just from the butt. 749 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:43,590 Nothing touched my wiener. (Sam and crew laughing) 750 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:46,710 In the greatest storm in our solar system, 751 00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:50,130 a kraken brought me to space to meet aliens, 752 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:51,880 and then it made me cum 753 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,175 (whispers) just from the butt. 754 00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:55,410 (buzzer blares) - [Josh] Come on then! 755 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,243 Wow. 756 00:27:56,243 --> 00:27:57,540 - Goren and Amos. 757 00:27:57,540 --> 00:27:59,430 - Goren and Amos. Well, now we know. 758 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,326 - [Sam] Wow. - It was just storm stories. 759 00:28:01,326 --> 00:28:02,159 - [Brennan] Just storm stories. 760 00:28:02,159 --> 00:28:04,290 - An absolute fierce tempest worth of points 761 00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:09,290 for the both of you, which brings us to our final minigame. 762 00:28:09,539 --> 00:28:10,372 (Brennan gasps) 763 00:28:10,372 --> 00:28:12,570 This is a little minigame that we like to call 764 00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:14,280 Who Are You Supposed to Be? 765 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,860 How it works is, when I say, "Go," 766 00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:19,800 my players will race over to this trunk of items, 767 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,220 costume pieces, props, race back to your podium, buzz in, 768 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:25,860 and pitch me who you're supposed to be. 769 00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:26,760 Does that make sense? 770 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,593 - Yep. - Yeah. 771 00:28:27,593 --> 00:28:29,040 - Yeah. - In that case, 772 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,036 away you go. 773 00:28:31,036 --> 00:28:32,683 - Oh, get, go! Do... (lively jaunty music) 774 00:28:32,683 --> 00:28:35,190 Literally, Josh is gonna win! Think about it! 775 00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:36,960 - No, no, no. Hey, you should have an opportunity as well. 776 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,570 - Wait! But I don't understand! 777 00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:41,797 Shit, Zac's doing it! - [Josh] Wait! 778 00:28:43,073 --> 00:28:44,070 (buzzer rings) - Josh. 779 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,450 - Just imagine a guy with lizard hands 780 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:47,220 and he's on a bike, am I wrong? 781 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,170 - Great, now give him a name. 782 00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:50,003 - Rex Rider. 783 00:28:50,003 --> 00:28:51,817 - You're so close to something there, Josh. 784 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:52,650 (buzzer rings) Zac. 785 00:28:52,650 --> 00:28:54,269 - I'm the auteur assassin. 786 00:28:54,269 --> 00:28:55,719 (Sam and Brennan laughing) 787 00:28:55,719 --> 00:28:57,904 (arrow thumps) (Josh laughs) 788 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:58,920 (buzzer rings) - Brennan. 789 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,035 - David! 790 00:29:00,035 --> 00:29:03,510 (cast and crew laughing) 791 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,260 My favorite joke from this segment. 792 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,867 (Sam laughing) 793 00:29:07,867 --> 00:29:09,270 (buzzer rings) - Josh. 794 00:29:09,270 --> 00:29:11,575 - Mike Rider? Mike Rider the rex- 795 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:12,408 - [Sam] Okay. 796 00:29:12,408 --> 00:29:13,241 - The lizard-handed bike rider? 797 00:29:13,241 --> 00:29:16,380 - Bike rider is like you're doing a pun on the first name? 798 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,213 - Yeah, yeah. 799 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,630 - So it doesn't incorporate the dinosaur yet. 800 00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:19,921 - Oh, that's good. 801 00:29:19,921 --> 00:29:21,180 (crew laughing) (buzzer rings) 802 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,130 Tyrannosaurus Rides! 803 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:25,710 - The rides pun feels a little strained to me. 804 00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:26,663 - Yeah, okay. - You know what I mean? 805 00:29:26,663 --> 00:29:28,050 - How are you guys doing? 806 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:29,484 - I'm doing okay. 807 00:29:29,484 --> 00:29:32,633 (Josh, Sam, and crew laughing) 808 00:29:32,633 --> 00:29:33,466 (buzzer rings) - Zac. 809 00:29:33,466 --> 00:29:36,300 - Really? Colonel Mustard, Plum? 810 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,520 No one thinks Red Rebecca did the murder? 811 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,855 - Incredible. Red Rebecca. 812 00:29:41,855 --> 00:29:43,512 - Wow! 813 00:29:43,512 --> 00:29:44,345 - [Sam] Red Rebecca? - And also 814 00:29:44,345 --> 00:29:45,889 the auteur assassin. (buzzer rings) 815 00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:46,890 (Sam and Josh laugh) 816 00:29:46,890 --> 00:29:47,802 - Brennan. 817 00:29:47,802 --> 00:29:49,773 - Oldrond half-Elven. 818 00:29:50,772 --> 00:29:52,470 (Sam laughs) Elrond. 819 00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:54,540 I don't need to prove myself to anybody. 820 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,273 I don't need to prove myself to you. 821 00:29:56,273 --> 00:29:57,799 I don't need to prove myself to Sam. 822 00:29:57,799 --> 00:29:59,190 He's Elrond but he's old, okay? 823 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:00,057 - [Sam] It's Oldrond. - He's old Elrond. 824 00:30:00,057 --> 00:30:01,213 - I got it. It just took me a minute. 825 00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:02,669 - [Brennan] I don't need to prove myself. 826 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:03,570 (buzzer rings) - Josh. 827 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,280 - Harley-Davidson. Rawr. 828 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,290 - Okay, so in that case, 829 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:09,120 the Harley-Davidson was the bike reference, 830 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,000 and then you made a noise that a dinosaur wouldn't make. 831 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,833 - Yeah. 832 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:13,666 - But they're not combined yet, you know? 833 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:15,250 - Okay. Oh, oh, oh! 834 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,083 (buzzer rings) - [Sam] Yeah. 835 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:18,690 - (hums Jurassic Park theme) Bikes. 836 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:20,173 - [Sam] Okay... (crew laughing) 837 00:30:20,173 --> 00:30:21,942 - The people have spoken. 838 00:30:21,942 --> 00:30:22,860 (Sam chuckles) 839 00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:24,720 - I have an idea that involves all of us. 840 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,513 - Oh, shit. - In this specific state. 841 00:30:26,513 --> 00:30:27,750 Put this on. - Mm-hmm. 842 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,050 - I come over here? Great. 843 00:30:30,031 --> 00:30:31,200 (buzzer rings) - Zac. 844 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,360 - Triple Guy Investments. 845 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,280 Do you need a vest? Do you need to put it on? 846 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,391 We're gonna help you out. 847 00:30:37,391 --> 00:30:39,088 (Sam laughs and claps) 848 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:41,100 - Wow, Zac! - Invest today. 849 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,000 - Really good. 850 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,523 - There's never been a better time to be in vests. 851 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,650 (buzzer rings) - Brennan. 852 00:30:46,650 --> 00:30:47,700 - Jacob Wysocki. 853 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:50,375 - [Sam] Oh! (Josh and crew laughing) 854 00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:54,300 - (clapping) Honestly, fantastic. Fantastic. 855 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,133 - Oh! (buzzer rings) 856 00:30:55,133 --> 00:30:57,044 - Josh. - Rex Michaelis. 857 00:30:57,044 --> 00:30:57,877 (crew chuckling) 858 00:30:57,877 --> 00:30:59,040 - There's nothing about this 859 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,990 that's an impression of Vic Michaelis, right? 860 00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:02,310 It feels like you're trying to capitalize 861 00:31:02,310 --> 00:31:03,953 on Brennan's success. 862 00:31:03,953 --> 00:31:05,160 (buzzer rings) Zac. 863 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,347 - I'm Mrs. Pee-Pee. (chuckles) 864 00:31:08,347 --> 00:31:12,150 (Sam and crew laughing) 865 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:12,983 - [Sam] Wow! 866 00:31:14,404 --> 00:31:15,690 (buzzer rings) Brennan. 867 00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:18,768 - I'm Playboy Bunny. You fucking happy? 868 00:31:18,768 --> 00:31:19,661 (Josh and Sam laughing) 869 00:31:19,661 --> 00:31:20,700 You fucking happy? 870 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,240 - That is a mini... (buzzer blares) 871 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,206 Oh, Josh. 872 00:31:25,206 --> 00:31:26,039 - Huh? 873 00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:26,942 - BMRex. 874 00:31:26,942 --> 00:31:28,373 - Oh! 875 00:31:28,373 --> 00:31:30,613 (buzzer rings) Fuck yeah! BMRex. 876 00:31:30,613 --> 00:31:31,612 - That was my- - Oh, wait. 877 00:31:31,612 --> 00:31:34,659 (hums Jurassic Park theme) Bikes. 878 00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,800 (Sam and crew laugh) (upbeat jazzy music) 879 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,730 - Each year we gather 880 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:42,660 to celebrate short-form improvisational comedy, but tonight, 881 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:46,590 let us take a moment to honor someone who can't be with us 882 00:31:46,590 --> 00:31:48,210 due to scheduling conflicts 883 00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:51,030 because they're shooting something in Budapest. 884 00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:54,330 Please join us as we remember Vic Michaelis, 885 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:57,120 who's gone only for a very short period of time. 886 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:57,953 Vic. 887 00:31:57,953 --> 00:31:59,171 - [Vic] That is my name. 888 00:31:59,171 --> 00:32:00,240 - [Sam] Vic. - [Vic] Yeah. 889 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,980 - [Sam] Vic! - [Vic] Yes. 890 00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:04,180 A dog help a dame out, you know what I mean? 891 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:07,053 It's not sad, okay? Smiling faces. 892 00:32:08,190 --> 00:32:12,467 Evelyn Tucci, the paternal grandmother of Stanley Tucci. 893 00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:13,680 (sweeping emotional music) 894 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,360 I love this 'cause it's like Groundhog Day 895 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,980 or the Hallmark movie round and round. 896 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:20,040 Evelyn Tucci (Sam laughing) 897 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,323 I'm responsible for the BP oil spill! Ah! 898 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,100 So Evelyn Tucci, I think an important thing 899 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,810 to know about her... 900 00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,317 His name is the Hamblurglar. 901 00:32:30,317 --> 00:32:32,856 (Sam guffaws) 902 00:32:32,856 --> 00:32:36,439 (gentle sentimental music) 903 00:32:40,050 --> 00:32:40,883 - We miss you, Vic. 904 00:32:40,883 --> 00:32:41,716 - By the time you see this, 905 00:32:41,716 --> 00:32:42,952 you will have been home for a while. 906 00:32:42,952 --> 00:32:45,600 - (laughs) Yeah. You will have been home for months- 907 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,280 - Seven months. - ...and months. 908 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,410 That brings us to round three where our players 909 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:54,277 will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together. 910 00:32:54,277 --> 00:32:55,800 - Oh, the podium's in the way. 911 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,760 - Josh. - Huh? 912 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,593 - Zac. - Hey! 913 00:32:57,593 --> 00:32:58,426 - Brennan. - Yessir. 914 00:32:58,426 --> 00:33:00,240 - This is a quick Round Robin. 915 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,100 If you could please deliver your responses 916 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,670 to your respective solo cameras. 917 00:33:05,670 --> 00:33:10,670 Your prompt is, less popular boy band personality types. 918 00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:13,233 - Rocco, the landlord. 919 00:33:13,233 --> 00:33:14,880 (Sam laughs) 920 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,410 Hey, it's four boys 921 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:19,010 and the guy who owns the building that they live in. 922 00:33:20,190 --> 00:33:22,200 - Hi, I'm Tarantula Slithers. 923 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,870 Y'all like reptiles? I sure do. 924 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:27,663 Kiss my iguana and my python, if you know what I mean. 925 00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:31,980 (Sam and crew laughing) 926 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:36,395 - I'm the creepy Southern man who gives directions, 927 00:33:36,395 --> 00:33:37,440 (Sam laughing) 928 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,980 but I happen to be the final member of BTS. 929 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:43,705 - I'm the sickly one. (coughs) 930 00:33:43,705 --> 00:33:44,538 (Sam laughing) 931 00:33:44,538 --> 00:33:46,920 Father let me join the boy band 932 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,357 because I haven't very long to live at all. 933 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:53,220 If you throw your panties at me and they strike me, 934 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,694 I shall die. (Sam and crew laughing) 935 00:33:55,694 --> 00:33:59,310 Even the most negligibly hefty panty 936 00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:01,170 will kill me on contact. 937 00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:03,540 - Oh no! I love this game! 938 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:05,820 - Hi, I'm Chris. I'm 16 years old. 939 00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:07,920 And I'm in a boy band, but instead of singing, 940 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,743 I do a very specific impression of Marge Simpson. 941 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,160 (raspy) Hey, Homie. (Brennan and Sam laughing) 942 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,490 I'm not great at it, (laughs) but I'm here. 943 00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:19,428 - It's weird how every song ends with- 944 00:34:19,428 --> 00:34:22,269 ♪ And I want it that way ♪ 945 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,675 - Hey, Homie. 946 00:34:23,675 --> 00:34:25,775 (Sam and crew laughing) (buzzer blares) 947 00:34:25,775 --> 00:34:27,240 - Oh, incredible. - [Zac] Homie! 948 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,460 - Let's say a poster of 18 points 949 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,511 up on each of your bedroom walls. 950 00:34:31,511 --> 00:34:33,060 - Wow! - [Sam] Which brings us to- 951 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,170 - Wow. - Nice. 952 00:34:34,170 --> 00:34:35,190 - Josh. - What? 953 00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:36,110 - Zac. - Huh? 954 00:34:36,110 --> 00:34:38,070 - Brennan. - You call and I answer. 955 00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:42,142 - What Republicans think happens in a Norwegian prison. 956 00:34:42,142 --> 00:34:44,880 - Ooh. Oh no. 957 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,740 - Your bonds, they are too tight? 958 00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:47,643 - Yeah. 959 00:34:48,627 --> 00:34:49,460 - Click, click, click, click. 960 00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:50,632 - Oh, thank you. 961 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,276 - Ice cream? - Oh, thank you. 962 00:34:52,276 --> 00:34:53,109 - Ice cream? 963 00:34:53,109 --> 00:34:53,942 - Yes, please. 964 00:34:53,942 --> 00:34:54,775 - Very good. 965 00:34:54,775 --> 00:34:56,610 - But I have a bit of a tummy ache. 966 00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:57,443 - Mm. 967 00:34:57,443 --> 00:34:59,079 - You are free to go. Your sentence is commuted. 968 00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:01,890 - Oh. (Sam and crew laughing) 969 00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:02,723 - Oh man. 970 00:35:02,723 --> 00:35:03,783 - May I take the ice cream? 971 00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:07,360 - The prison will send ice cream home with you. 972 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,840 - Goodbye, Fredrik. 973 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,568 - Thank you for doing crimes. 974 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,040 (buzzer blares) (Sam and Josh laughing) 975 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,710 - A life sentence of points to you all. 976 00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:17,543 - Thank you. 977 00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:22,342 - Which brings us to the last prompt of our season! 978 00:35:22,342 --> 00:35:23,670 - (gasps) Shit! - Wow. 979 00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:24,840 - Josh. - Hi! 980 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:25,710 - Zac. - Hi? 981 00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:26,748 - Brennan. - Hi! 982 00:35:26,748 --> 00:35:28,200 (warm jubilant music) 983 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,050 - Congratulations, it's a Gift Prompt. 984 00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:31,883 - What? - What? 985 00:35:31,883 --> 00:35:35,130 - And it comes from none other than yourselves? 986 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:36,390 - What? What's happening? 987 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:38,340 - Wait, is this gonna be some AI shit? 988 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,313 - Here with my two brothers, Bronnan and Zec. 989 00:35:41,425 --> 00:35:44,610 We're gonna translate some bad guys back to hell. 990 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,050 - All bad guys come from hell, 991 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:48,234 and we need to send them back there. 992 00:35:48,234 --> 00:35:49,500 - What could they be saying? 993 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:52,867 - Bad things about the Bible! That's right, brothers. 994 00:35:52,867 --> 00:35:53,700 (Sam and crew laughing) (hands slap) 995 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:54,533 - Goo-gah! 996 00:35:54,533 --> 00:35:56,433 - We're Australian Power Rangers for Christ! 997 00:35:57,349 --> 00:35:58,182 (Sam and Josh laughing) 998 00:35:58,182 --> 00:36:00,069 - [Sam] Australian Power Rangers 999 00:36:00,069 --> 00:36:01,984 (Josh laughing) (Brennan claps) 1000 00:36:01,984 --> 00:36:04,380 for Christ. (Josh and crew laughing) 1001 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:05,490 - It's praying time! 1002 00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:08,231 - Form of Christ, the Savior! (mimics energy buzzing) 1003 00:36:08,231 --> 00:36:11,557 (Josh mimics Didgeridoo buzzing) 1004 00:36:11,557 --> 00:36:14,550 - Form of T-Rex that anachronistically works 1005 00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:16,227 with the idea of Christ 1006 00:36:16,227 --> 00:36:20,020 and the seven days in which God took to create our world. 1007 00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:21,595 (Zac growls) 1008 00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:24,900 - (mimics wind whipping) It's me, the Demon of Lust! 1009 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,095 With, also, a boomerang! (laughs) 1010 00:36:28,095 --> 00:36:29,340 - Oh no! - No! 1011 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:31,920 - I've come to take these nice Aussie teens 1012 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,596 and convince of the beauty of premarital sex! 1013 00:36:35,596 --> 00:36:36,429 (Sam laughs) 1014 00:36:36,429 --> 00:36:39,360 Cockerang, go! (mimics wind whipping) 1015 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,250 - By the power of Joshua's sword! 1016 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:42,650 That's a Bible thing, right? 1017 00:36:43,498 --> 00:36:44,820 I cut that thing in half. (Brennan screaming) 1018 00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:47,850 - Abstinence rules! (mimics demon bursting) 1019 00:36:47,850 --> 00:36:49,346 - All right, crikey! 1020 00:36:49,346 --> 00:36:52,410 - Oh, we got him! He's all chundered over the ground! 1021 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,294 - Absolutely chundered. 1022 00:36:54,294 --> 00:36:55,269 (Sam and crew laughing) 1023 00:36:55,269 --> 00:36:56,520 - I think we need to take a quick break 1024 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,947 to give our audience a little bit of a PSA. 1025 00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:00,480 Have you ever been in a situation 1026 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,960 where you wanna do something you wanna do? 1027 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,970 Well, just do what we would do. 1028 00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:09,120 - We would, uh... (laughs) (Sam laughing) 1029 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,010 We would stand up for ourselves. 1030 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:12,510 Stand up for ourself... 1031 00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:13,620 Stand up... 1032 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:15,510 We'd stand up for ourselves. 1033 00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:16,343 - Right. 1034 00:37:16,343 --> 00:37:17,280 - Remember this, kids. 1035 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,160 If there's a voice inside your heart 1036 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,620 that tells you to do bad things, 1037 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,130 hate yourself, just absolutely hate yourself. 1038 00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:25,963 - Absolutely really hate yourself. 1039 00:37:25,963 --> 00:37:27,450 - Fill yourself with guilt. 1040 00:37:27,450 --> 00:37:29,750 - Suppress it, keep it all inside. 1041 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:30,583 - Down. 1042 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,000 The number one thing Christ believed in 1043 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,460 was overtaking your nation's government 1044 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:38,160 to legislate against homosexuality. 1045 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,117 That's the number one thing he was talking about. 1046 00:37:40,117 --> 00:37:42,450 - Absolute first thing. - That's absolutely right. 1047 00:37:42,450 --> 00:37:45,750 - Fellas, can I interest you into celebrating our defeat 1048 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:49,343 of the chundered man over there with a quick little video? 1049 00:37:49,343 --> 00:37:50,645 - I think that'd be great! 1050 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:51,870 - Can you film me for one moment? 1051 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:56,220 - All right, comin' at ya, it's the Green Christ Ranger. 1052 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:58,080 What do you have to say, Green Christ Ranger? 1053 00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,616 - Watch this! 1054 00:37:59,616 --> 00:38:01,583 (crew laughing and clapping) - Oh! (clapping) 1055 00:38:03,659 --> 00:38:04,966 (buzzer blares) 1056 00:38:04,966 --> 00:38:05,914 - Wow! 1057 00:38:05,914 --> 00:38:09,153 - No back down, no back down! (crew applauding) 1058 00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:11,062 - Wow! - But you don't back down. 1059 00:38:11,062 --> 00:38:12,862 What do you think you know? What do you know about that? 1060 00:38:12,862 --> 00:38:13,695 (Josh grunting as blows land) 1061 00:38:13,695 --> 00:38:15,897 Oh, he's dead, he's dead! He's- 1062 00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:16,920 - Cross energy! 1063 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,638 - One giant Megazord point for you all. 1064 00:38:20,638 --> 00:38:21,828 (Zac mimics energy blasting) 1065 00:38:21,828 --> 00:38:22,661 - (mimics energy blasting) Cross! 1066 00:38:22,661 --> 00:38:25,470 - Which brings us to the end of our season! 1067 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,303 Our winner tonight... 1068 00:38:28,303 --> 00:38:29,490 (paper rips) 1069 00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:30,686 Brennan Lee Mulligan. 1070 00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:32,790 - Oh! - What? What? 1071 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:37,790 - Brennan, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear. 1072 00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:40,620 - I dedicate this to my fellow Noise Boys. 1073 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,870 I dedicate this to Zac's somersault. 1074 00:38:42,870 --> 00:38:44,340 - That does it for us here at Make Some Noise. 1075 00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:46,320 Tune in next season for more of the Game Samer. 1076 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,260 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 1077 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,897 Good night! 1078 00:38:50,897 --> 00:38:54,397 (triumphant upbeat music) 1079 00:38:59,868 --> 00:39:02,951 (upbeat music fades)