- [Sam] Tonight, the marionette of a mediocre puppeteer,
it's Josh Ruben!
(exuberant upbeat music)
Here to do exactly one forward somersault, it's Zac Oyama!
(door latches shut)
- By the end of this episode,
I will do exactly one somersault.
- [Sam] And with a Dimension 20 themed Make Some Noise intro
it's Brennan Lee Mulligan!
- Hello, one and all! - Oh shit!
(adventurous D20 music plays)
- And welcome to another thrilling episode
of Make Some Noise!
I'm your humble contestant, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
With me, as always, are our Noise Boys.
Say hi, Noise Boys!
- [All] Hi, Noise Boys!
(music cuts back to fun jazz)
- [Sam] They're all here to...
- [All] Make Some Noise!
(lively exuberant music)
- Welcome to Make Some Noise!
The game so good we spun it off "unchanged."
I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works.
I have here a series of improvisational prompts
our players have never seen before.
Isn't that right, players?
- That's right. - Is that right?
- You have a big decision to make here, my friend.
(Brennan sighs deeply)
- If I knew whether or not I'd seen them before,
I would have already had to have seen them.
- Congratulations, Brennan, it's the 11th time-
- Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! (Zac clapping)
- ...you've done this bit! (crew laughing)
- Now you're locked in to where this goes in the season,
so who has the last laugh, really?
- (laughs) They will, to the best of their ability,
fulfill those prompts.
I will award them corresponding points,
and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear,
which if unused with suffer from a-trophy.
(crew laughing)
- Boo!
- Woof!
(Sam cackling)
Pee-yew!
- Do not go in there! (Sam laughing)
Whew! (Sam and crew laughing)
- Players, are you ready to rumble?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Ready to rumble.
- In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame.
This is a minigame that we like to call Take Some Direction.
How it works is, players, I will ask for you
to perform a single line of dialogue over
and over and over again.
As you do, I will give you direction,
microadjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
Does that make sense?
- Uh-huh. - Sure.
- Your line is, Josh, from "Friday Night Lights,"
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
- Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
- [Sam] Zac, like your tongue is bigger.
- (folksy) Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
- [Sam] Brennan, like your tongue is even bigger.
- (mouthful of tongue) Clear eyes, full hearts, no problem.
(Sam and crew laugh)
- Josh, cheesily.
- (overly sappy) Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
- [Sam] (laughs) Zac, gently to Josh.
- (heartfelt) Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
- [Sam] Brennan, left out by Zac.
- (dejectedly) Clear eyes, full hearts,
(Sam and crew laugh)
(holding back tears) can't lose.
- [Sam] Josh, emphasizing every third word.
- Clear eyes can't!
- Nope, full. (Brennan sputter laughs)
- Clear eyes full. I can't! (Sam and crew laughing)
Clear eyes, full!
Hearts can't lose!
- Zac, pretending you didn't just run up
10 flights of stairs.
- (winded) Clear eyes, (puffs) full hearts,
(Zac inhales sharply and gasps)
can't lose!
- [Sam] Brennan, an old timey flim-flam man.
- Why, those eyes are undimmed by murkiness of any sort.
In fact, I've never seen a more translucent set
of peepers in my life!
And as for those hearts, well, far from being vacuous,
empty, or unfilled, I'd say they're past the brim!
With those two ingredients,
you will find your victory is assured.
- Wow.
- [Sam] Josh, as the lead-up to a sneeze.
- Clear eyes, uh, uh full...
Full hearts.
Uh, can't, uh...
- [Brennan] Look at the light.
- Huh? - Look at the light.
Look at the light. - Oh, can't, can't loose.
(Josh sneezes wetly)
(Sam laughing)
- [Sam] Zac, suddenly realizing how high up you are.
- Clear eyes, full hearts, (Josh and Brennan laughing)
(Josh mimics wind whistling) can't...
Huh?
(Zac gasps and whimpers)
- [Brennan] (old-timey) Get down from there!
- I can't! (Sam laughing)
- (mimics siren blaring) Come on down, son!
- Asteroids. (mimics asteroids pounding)
(Zac shrieks)
- Finally, Brennan, in a way that annoys Sam.
- Uh-oh. (Sam and Josh laughing)
- [Zac] (chanting) Leave the tea,
leave the tea. - Oh.
(buzzer blares)
- Sorry. (Josh laughs)
(buzzer blaring) Sorry, sorry. Hold on.
(buzzer blares) Sorry.
- Okay. (crew laughing)
(buzzer blaring) Clear eye...
Sorry, is that good for sound?
(buzzer blaring) Clear eye...
Sorry, sorry.
(buzzer blaring) Clear eyed, clear eyed.
(buzzer blares) Shit, sorry.
Can I get the, okay.
Clear eye- (buzzer blares)
Sorry. Clear eyes, full-
(buzzer blares) (Zac laughing)
Here, Josh, you wanna take it?
- [Josh] Yeah, sure.
- [Brennan] Great, thank you. - [Josh] Okay.
- Clear eyes, full hearts,
can't- (buzzer blares)
Sorry, that'll take one more time.
- That was you, Josh.
- Sorry, give it to Zac. Sorry.
- Yeah. - [Brennan] Great.
One more time? - [Sam] Thank you, Zac.
- [Brennan] Clear eyes, full hearts,
can't lo-
(buzzer blares) Oh shit, sorry.
- So far away that time. - Stepped on it.
- [Josh] Give it to Jackie maybe.
Yeah, Jackie definitely won't press it.
- [Brennan] Yeah, I think this is gonna be safer
with the crew. (Sam laughing)
- Jackie- - [Josh] Definitely.
- ...who is on your paychecks, Jackie?
- [Josh] Jackie definitely won't.
- Whose name? (crew laughing)
- [Brennan] Clear eyes- (buzzer blares)
- Oh! (clapping) - Oh!
- We'll get it in a pick-up at the end.
We'll get it in a pick-up at the end.
(cheerful easygoing music)
- That brings us to round one?
Josh!
- Yes!
- Liam Neeson's top four on Letterbox'd.
- No problem.
Well, the first one is a bit obscure.
I believe it's a European film.
It's called "Master of Disguise" with Dana Carvey.
Probably one of the most interesting European films,
certainly, I've ever seen.
Oh, the second was a huge influence on me just as an actor.
"Freddy Got Fingered." (Sam laughing)
I love, love "Freddy Got Fingered."
It's emotional, it's fluid. It's very European.
Another film I really enjoy, very European sensibility.
Remember the "Fantastic Four" with the Silver Surfer?
Last one, I'd have to say "Jaws 4: The Revenge"
where the shark literally roars.
Oh God, it's so European.
(Sam and Zac laughing) (buzzer blares)
By the way, head to coca-cola.com/noproblem
to get my crewneck.
- We have nothing to do with coca-cola.com.
- Yep, yep. Head on down. - Do I even need to say it?
- ArizonaIcedTea/noproblem.
- A very particular set of points for you.
- Very good.
- Zac. - Uh-huh.
- He's a 10, but he's a dine-and-dasher.
(Josh giggling joyfully)
(Sam laughs)
- I'm trying to think of how to be hot in any way.
(Sam and crew laughing) (Brennan sputter laughs)
- You're doing it.
- Oh, shit.
I dropped my wallet and it hit my bicep.
(Brennan and Sam laughing)
Bounced somewhere else.
Anyways...
Yeah, I guess I work out three, four times a week.
I'm 195, muscled, 6'4''.
Those are my dimensions. Sorry.
Have you ever seen Jacob Elordi?
People are like, "Jacob!" (Sam and Josh laughing)
But yeah, this has been the been the best first date
of my... (Josh laughing)
- (Frenchly) Hey! Hey, that dude didn't pay!
- (Equally French) The linguini is ready right now!
- Oh my God, but to be fair, he was very hot.
Hey uh, maybe uh, you could pay.
- Maybe you could pay for- - Maybe you could pay.
(buzzer blares) (Josh and crew laughing)
- [Sam] Deftly handled that-
- French people serving linguini.
- [Sam] Deftly handled.
It's a 10 points but for a dumb reason
for you, Zac. - Oh.
- Which brings us to Brennan.
- Yes.
- A glowing foreword of the next player's performance.
- The year is 2013.
I am sitting at a MacBook. Where do I go?
Nowhere else other than the CollegeHumor YouTube channel
where I see perhaps my favorite performer,
none other than Josh Ruben,
a man who not only is a comedic genius, a talented director,
and a golden-hearted man, but also defined for me
at that early point in my comedic career what it meant
to embody a comedic character.
What a dream realized (gentle sentimental music)
to not only get to one day meet that man but work with him.
(touching music) The performance you're about to see
(Josh stifles laughter)
is going to be the greatest comedic performance
that has ever been featured on dropout.tv.
It will dwarf the achievements
of every other show on the platform.
(Sam laughs)
I know this because I know Josh Ruben.
In a world where so often we are beset
by inequity, strife, tribulation,
(Sam laughs)
there is one man whose mantra
should live in all of our hearts
when we dream of that better world.
When Josh Ruben is around, there truly is no problem.
(Josh laughs) (cast and crew applauding)
(music cuts) - [Josh] Really beautiful.
- Josh. - Yeah.
- Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants pees his pants again. (laughs)
(crew laughing)
(door latches shut)
(Brennan wheeze-laughing) (Sam laughing)
(Brennan, Sam, and crew continue dying of laughter)
(Brennan, Sam, and crew continue chuckling)
- Oh, he's drinking too much water!
Oh, his legs are shaking now. - [Sam] Oh no!
(laughing) Oh no! (Brennan laughing)
Oh, he's slipping on his own pee!
- He's slipping on his own pee-pee!
- [Sam] He's slipping on his pee!
- [Brennan] Oh no! (laughs) (Sam laughing)
Don't drink more, Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants!
- [Sam] Don't drink more!
- [Brennan] Don't drink more! - [Sam] Oh no!
- The floor's already slick with your pee-pee!
- [Sam] Oh no! - No!
- [Sam] No!
Oh, oh!
Oh, wow! (laughs) - He took his dick out!
He took his dick out! - [Sam] Wow!
- No! No!
- Trandor?
- Trandor's back? (Josh and crew laughing)
Trandor, get outta here, Trandor!
(buzzer blares)
- Wow. (cast and crew applauding)
Thank you so much. (Zac mimics crowd cheering)
- I love it when a plan comes together,
you know what I mean? - Let's go!
- One pair of pants of pee for you, Josh.
Zac. - Yeah.
- An anti-bullying assembly led by someone chosen at random
from LinkedIn Easy Apply.
(Josh and crew laughing)
- Oh shit!
(Brennan laughs)
(Josh mimics microphone feedback whining)
Uh, well, I uh...
You know, I'm here today because I'm here
to talk about something pretty important
if I could just come and do this a little bit.
As we all know, in school, a big problem is bullying, right?
- Yeah. - Who are you?
- I'm Shaun.
Um, you can just call me Shaun.
Uh... (Brennan and crew laughing)
- What are your credentials?
- I've gotten my ass kicked many times,
and uh, one time, I kicked someone's ass,
so I've been on both sides of it.
And let me tell you- - [Josh] Wow.
- ...it's a lot better to kick someone's ass
than get your ass kicked. - [Josh] Wow!
- Whoo! Whoo! - Whoo! Yes, Shaun!
- All right, all right! - Shaun, Shaun, Shaun!
- Who here's kicked some ass before?
- Trevor! He's a bully!
- Have you ever gotten your ass kicked, Trevor?
- (gruff) Never.
- (chuckles) My man.
(buzzer blares) (Sam laughing)
(Josh and Brennan clapping)
- One point, no cover letter for you.
- I'm happy to work. - Which brings us back
to Brennan. - Uh-huh.
- The One Ring's terms of service inscription.
- Forged in the fires of Mount Doom, the One Ring.
"Ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, ash nazg...
Your location can be shared
not only with the nine Ringwraiths but also Palantir,
the San Francisco-based security technology firm."
The fuck does this say? Hold on, hold on.
Gandalf, (Zac and Josh laughing)
the rings will neither corrupt your heart nor your spirit.
Instead, they will geoshare your location,
and they will be able to advertise to you.
For example-
- (Gollum-like) I'm just gonna takes it!
- Gollum, no! The Ring!
Any IP you create while wearing that ring,
Sauron will own it!
- My novella?
- I didn't know you were writing a novella.
(buzzer blares) (Sam and Josh laughing)
That's a truly evil dark lord right there.
How about it? - Yeah, it sure is.
Yeah, let's say 419 pages of fine print points
for you, Brennan, which brings us to our second minigame.
Players, I would invite you to the Warp Zone.
(Brennan gasps)
Here's how this is gonna work. (Zac hums eerie theme)
I am going to apply to each of you a face filter.
You simply pitch to me a character
that makes sense for that face.
- Gotcha.
- We will start with Josh.
- Wow!
Oh. (laughs) (Zac laughs)
(laughs) That's pretty good. (Sam and crew laughing)
Oh, that's different too.
Hi. (laughs)
I saw you across the room
and thought maybe we could uh, you know...
(Brennan and crew laughing)
My last date was so startled when I came up behind her
that she slammed a sliding glass door on my head,
but it hasn't slammed-
- Why is he Jason Bateman?
- She didn't slam the glass door on my confidence.
Uh, but um... (Brennan and crew laughing)
How long have you looked better than me?
(buzzer blares) (cast and crew laughing)
- Next up, Zac.
Oh, wow.
Oh. Wow. - [Josh] Wow.
(Sam and Josh laughing)
- Bing-bong.
Um, hi, neighbor. I-
(Josh and crew laughing)
So I just wanted to preemptively apologize.
It seems as though I took your DoorDash order.
(Sam, Brennan, and Josh laughing)
Three tacos, one burger.
Two different places. It's interesting.
(Brennan and Josh laughing)
I came over here
because I didn't realize you had a Ring camera, and um,
I need you to know that if you call the cops,
they will find so many things.
(Josh and Sam laughing) (buzzer blares)
- That was scary.
- Terrifying. Brennan.
(Josh and crew laugh)
(Sam and Josh laughing)
- [Zac] Oh, ugh.
- Wow.
- (Piratical) Many strange and wondrous items do I have.
A crown of obsidian taken from the deepest sea,
a jeweled mask that tells the wearer
how much different bargains are running for at the local-
(Sam and Josh laughing)
A terrible Dachshund who won't stop barking.
(buzzer blares) (Sam and Josh laughing)
- I love it, Brennan. Once again, Josh.
(Josh screaming)
- Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good.
Something is sucking me to another place!
But if you wanna, I got Michelobs in the fridge.
(buzzer blares) I got Michelobs in the fridge.
- Zachary.
- Now hold on. Let me see.
Uh, yeah, the 9:00 AM deep tissue.
(Sam, Josh, and Brennan laughing)
It's like here. It's like right...
(Sam laughing) (buzzer blares)
- Not so much here or here.
- And finally, Brennan.
- [Zac] Whoa.
- [Josh] Oh, oh, shit.
(Zac and Josh laugh)
- Well, the breed is known for loyalty.
The breed is known for loyalty.
Danish kings, if you can believe that,
actually first hunted with these animals,
but they do bite me constantly, so-
(buzzer blares) (Josh laughing)
(lively upbeat music)
- That brings us to round two where our players
will now test their talents in teams of twos.
- Josh. - Huh?
- And Zac. - Two.
- Bruce Wayne giving just enough information
to the contractor building the Batcave.
- Hello.
- Oh shit, uh...
- You had 11:30?
- Yeah, sorry. It's really late.
What's your name? - Dark in here. Shaun.
- Oh, you're Shaun from Shaunville Contracting?
- Shaunville Contracting, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Didn't you do a bullying assembly or am I...
(Sam laughs)
- Yeah, actually.
- I wanna talk about the big project I have,
but you actually had some really,
really interesting things to say about bullying.
I'm just asking because I'm kind of in the bullying business
if you know what I mean. - Oh, interesting.
- You shouldn't 'cause it's a secret.
- Yeah, okay. - But yeah, come on down here.
So um...
- Well, what are we working on down here?
It seems like a lot of space.
This is sort of a man cave thing?
You want like, ethernet down here or what?
- Actually, that'd be great. What's the best one?
- Well, we can just contact AT&T and figure out...
I don't have a- - That's great.
I wanna put a really big coin next to a car.
Just don't lift that tarp.
You think I could fit a really big coin up here?
- I'm still picturing- - Master Wayne,
the Penguin has...
- Oh! (Sam laughs)
Has gotten out at the Gotham City Zoo. That's so cute!
Alfred, why don't you come over here and um, just uh...
- Why don't you refer to me as your father?
- Come on! Not- - I raised you.
- Not this shit now. Really?
Not this shit. (Sam cackling)
- I wanted to remind you, it would be great
if there was a training area for a 12-year-old boy-
- Right.
- ...to learn how to fight grown adult criminals.
- When I was 12, I wish I could kick adults' ass,
I'll tell you that. (Sam and crew laughing)
When I was getting bullied, a lot of times it was adults.
But then I kicked one of the adult's asses.
- Hey, hey, wait a minute. One second.
Do we got another suit? We got a-
(buzzer blares) (Sam laughing)
You'd be great!
- And that's how Nightwing came to be.
There you go. - That's right, there he is.
- Yeah, let's say three Christopher Nolan points
for you both. (Brennan gasps)
- Not three big coins?
- Which brings us to Zac. - Mm-hmm.
- And Brennan.
- Yes.
- A mountaintop monk who only knows hot goss.
(Josh mimics wind whistling)
(Zac panting) (Josh mimics birds chirping)
- Oh!
(Josh mimics wind whooshing)
Oh, I've found you! I've journeyed from far.
Is this it?
- I knew that you would make it here.
- You did?
- Trish told me.
(Josh and Sam laughing)
- Oh, that is just like Trish. Was she at it again?
- To know what Trish is up to, look inside yourself.
Open your mind's eye. What do you see?
- Um...
- If it's her blowing a guy at O'Sullivan's,
yeah, yeah. (Sam and crew laughing)
Yeah. - (laughs) Oh my God.
At O'Sullivan's?
- In the bathroom!
- What? That bathroom is nasty!
- It's a college bar! - Oh!
- You're 30. - Yeah!
(Sam and Josh laughing)
Ooh.
Wait, so was Caleb there?
- And my last message to you before I obtain enlightenment,
there is no difference between you and me, me and Caleb,
Caleb and you, except for one thing:
Caleb's who got blown!
- I knew it! Oh my God! (Josh laughing)
(buzzer blares) - [Josh] Oh shit!
- [Sam] And he evaporated. - Oh shit.
- He's gone. (crew laughing)
- Let's say a total rumor mill amount of points
(Brennan gasps) for the both of you.
Which brings us to Brennan.
- Yeah-hoy.
- And Josh.
- Ahoy?
- A biblically accurate guardian angel.
- Oh man. I just...
I don't know if I should go forward with this or not, but...
Oh, if only I had a little guidance.
- Bloop! (Josh shouts)
I'm the devil on your shoulder. You know what you should do?
- Uh-huh? - Do whatever you want.
(Brennan mimics angelic trumpets blasting)
(Brennan mimics incomprehensible unfurling)
(Brennan screams) (Josh screaming)
(Brennan mimics light reverberating)
(Josh continues screaming)
See God!
(Josh screaming)
I am the ever-burning sword.
I am the seven names of divinity,
the tree of life which was forged at the dawn of time.
I know neither free will nor anything other than-
- No, no! - praising the eternal Lord.
You alone were given a chance at salvation.
You alone were given a gate to paradise!
Think, Brad! Think of what you must do!
- Yeah! (screaming)
(Sam laughs)
Oh!
(Sam and crew laughing)
- What? What?
- Brad is Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants!
- You should piss everywhere!
- Yeah!
(Brennan mimics angel apparating)
No! No!
No, I'm sorry!
- God the most high. (Josh screaming)
You will come with me to the gates of heaven
and see for himself the Lord of lords and King of kings.
(Brennan mimics energy blasting)
(Josh shouting)
- Oh my God! Oh God!
God?
- Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad.
Do you wish to gaze upon my face?
- Um...
You know what, I think I just wanna humbly get back-
- Turn and face me, Brad!
(Brennan mimics swigging a drink)
- Oh my God! Oh my God! (Sam and crew laughing)
- We were created in his image after all!
- [Josh] We were!
- I love you, Brad!
- I love you, God!
(buzzer blares) (Sam and Josh laughing)
- That's just classic comedy right-
- Classic comedy. - [Sam] That's all that is.
- Classic Lovecraftian biblical chuckles.
- A fucking terrifying amount of points for the both of you.
As we move on to Josh.
- Huh?
- And Zac. - Huh?
- Smeagol's good and bad side self-reflect
after an improv 101 show.
(crew laughing)
(Josh cheering)
(Zac grumbling weirdly)
- They didn't respond as I wish they did.
- Sneering! Sneering at me!
Not laughing but sneerings.
- Sneering's strong, but maybe they just...
Maybe we didn't key up-
- We hated thems as much as they hated us!
Oh look, the teacher's coming to give us notes.
- Oh.
- Guys, hello, hello.
Hey, great effort all around, everybody.
Evan, Lyla, Smeagol, it was really excellent.
So first beats, I think when Lyla mentioned
that she was giving a wedding ring in the scene with Evan,
I noticed, Smeagol, that you leapt onto the stage
and bit Evan's finger off in real life.
- 'Cause I thought like-
- Obviously I was gonna do that!
- Do we think that that ring was the One Ring
forged in the fires of Mount Doom
or do we think that it was maybe a-
- So a wedding ring.
- [Brennan] An engagement ring.
- Yeah.
- [Brennan] It was an engagement ring.
- That makes sense. - Right? Because-
- It was a ring that I wanted!
- Does your character want the ring or does he want love?
- He wants love.
(Sam and crew laugh)
- What's something we can do to serve that?
- Slice off your face?
But also, emotionally, like, grab your characters.
- Good on grounding. Do not bite fingers.
Now, I thought the Italian chef walk-on
in third beats was incredible.
- Oh, thank you!
(buzzer blares) It's the Italian-
(Sam and crew laughing)
(all mimicking Smeagol grunting in Italian)
- Gosh, I would say the three whole books,
and "The Hobbit" series.
I throw in that for you as well.
- Oh, shit. Okay, damn. - Oh.
- Which brings us back to Zac.
- Oh.
- And Brennan.
- I live to serve.
- This private chef only knows how to make French toast,
and it's day three on the job.
- Hey, Bill, how's it going, man?
Um... (Josh and Sam laughing)
I wanted to come check in because I just got the menu
you sent up for the garden party this weekend.
- (French accent) It is good, right? (chuckles)
- Yeah, um... (Sam laughing)
- French toast across the board. (chuckles)
- (laughs insincerely) Sacrebleu. Yeah, the, um...
Actually, can we just have a quick check-in?
- Of course. But of course.
- So what are we making? Is this for dinner tonight?
- I'm thinking for dinner,
we will start with the French toast and-
- And what are we gonna finish on?
If we're starting on French toast, we're-
- For dessert we will have an elegant,
fluffy French toast. (Sam and crew laughing)
- Bill, I-
- (drops accent) I'm not French, man. I'm not French.
- That's not the part I'm worried about.
- I'm sorry. I thought you wanted a French guy.
- French people-
- Oh, I feel so good to get that off my chest.
- Hey, man, first of all, let's be so clear.
You're immediately fired. That's number one.
So you've just admitted to me that you're lying
and doing a French accent.
- No, I- - [Brennan] I don't...
- Listen, shut up!
I got nervous, okay? - [Josh] Oh sh...
- I got a little nervous and said I was French
'cause a lot of chefs are French.
Have you seen Ratatouille?
- First of all, the main chef in Ratatouille is not French.
- Are you gonna call me a liar now?
- No, I will fucking stomp you out, baby.
(Sam and Josh laughing)
- Say that again.
(Sam, Josh, and crew laughing)
Say that again. Say that again.
He's just said he would stomp me out.
He called me a liar
and he said he would stomp me out and he said-
- Are you live streaming this or are you recording it?
- What's up, IG? It's FrenchChef4Sure.
- You're not doing your French accent!
- He loves French toast, which-
- And you made French toast three meals a day
for the past two days! - It's good! Is is bad?
Is it bad French toast? Is it bad French toast?
(intensely) Is it bad French toast?
(crew laughing)
- It's the best French toast I've ever had.
(buzzer blares) All right, it has to be good!
You make it three meals a day! It's gotta be good!
- Three meals a day amount of points for the both of you.
- Whew. - Wow.
- That's three. - Wow.
- Last prompt of round two.
Brennan. - Yeah-hoy.
- And Josh.
- Yeah-hoy?
- The fans asked for it,
and we are but their humble servants.
- [Josh] Oh boy.
- Two grizzled sea captains compare storm stories.
- I want you to go first this time.
Actually, wait, maybe I should go first.
- It's your choice.
You want me to go first or you want me to go second?
- Wait, let me run over the math again of the like,
you'll just fucking best me by talking for five minutes
or some epic shit. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, baby.
I don't mind going first. Not one bit.
- Oh. - You let me know.
- You wanna let ladies go first?
- The only lady I know about is the mighty tempest
that came rolling in off the seas.
I was out in the gray of the Bering
hunting for crab deep under the freezing waves.
Even Davy Jones would shiver in his boots
in that frozen hellscape.
The boat capsized and I went storming forward,
lightning crashed and it struck the tip
of my penis and I busted so hard!
- Always with your fucking dick, dude.
- Why? It's the truth!
Lightning hit my cock and I busted!
- Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
- I busted it soft as a rag doll, and it busted everywhere!
The frothy foam of the Bering Sea mixing with jizzum.
- I know.
- No, no, no, but I wanna hear your storm story.
- Why, well, you know, I was out in a pretty modest dinghy.
A light drizzle came down from the heavens.
A gentle wave took me to a lovely eroded rock island
where a mermaid with hair like hay was like,
"Hey, I'm just a mermaid.
I'm not gonna be harmful whatsoever."
And I wasn't gonna do anything weird with my dick or cum
'cause the fucking storms fiddled my taint, okay?
I just hung out with a mermaid whose name was Amy.
- Hey, Amos.
- Yeah?
- That's a great story.
(intensely) I was on the red dot in Jupiter,
the largest storm in our solar system, an eternal red blaze
getting pegged by the kraken! (Sam laughing)
A massive tentacle deep in my asshole,
rubbing my prostate so vigorously that I busted
into the core of the planet over and over and over.
It was making me cum just from the butt.
Nothing touched my wiener. (Sam and crew laughing)
In the greatest storm in our solar system,
a kraken brought me to space to meet aliens,
and then it made me cum
(whispers) just from the butt.
(buzzer blares) - [Josh] Come on then!
Wow.
- Goren and Amos.
- Goren and Amos. Well, now we know.
- [Sam] Wow. - It was just storm stories.
- [Brennan] Just storm stories.
- An absolute fierce tempest worth of points
for the both of you, which brings us to our final minigame.
(Brennan gasps)
This is a little minigame that we like to call
Who Are You Supposed to Be?
How it works is, when I say, "Go,"
my players will race over to this trunk of items,
costume pieces, props, race back to your podium, buzz in,
and pitch me who you're supposed to be.
Does that make sense?
- Yep. - Yeah.
- In that case,
away you go.
- Oh, get, go! Do... (lively jaunty music)
Literally, Josh is gonna win! Think about it!
- No, no, no. Hey, you should have an opportunity as well.
- Wait! But I don't understand!
Shit, Zac's doing it! - [Josh] Wait!
(buzzer rings) - Josh.
- Just imagine a guy with lizard hands
and he's on a bike, am I wrong?
- Great, now give him a name.
- Rex Rider.
- You're so close to something there, Josh.
(buzzer rings) Zac.
- I'm the auteur assassin.
(Sam and Brennan laughing)
(arrow thumps) (Josh laughs)
(buzzer rings) - Brennan.
- David!
(cast and crew laughing)
My favorite joke from this segment.
(Sam laughing)
(buzzer rings) - Josh.
- Mike Rider? Mike Rider the rex-
- [Sam] Okay.
- The lizard-handed bike rider?
- Bike rider is like you're doing a pun on the first name?
- Yeah, yeah.
- So it doesn't incorporate the dinosaur yet.
- Oh, that's good.
(crew laughing) (buzzer rings)
Tyrannosaurus Rides!
- The rides pun feels a little strained to me.
- Yeah, okay. - You know what I mean?
- How are you guys doing?
- I'm doing okay.
(Josh, Sam, and crew laughing)
(buzzer rings) - Zac.
- Really? Colonel Mustard, Plum?
No one thinks Red Rebecca did the murder?
- Incredible. Red Rebecca.
- Wow!
- [Sam] Red Rebecca? - And also
the auteur assassin. (buzzer rings)
(Sam and Josh laugh)
- Brennan.
- Oldrond half-Elven.
(Sam laughs) Elrond.
I don't need to prove myself to anybody.
I don't need to prove myself to you.
I don't need to prove myself to Sam.
He's Elrond but he's old, okay?
- [Sam] It's Oldrond. - He's old Elrond.
- I got it. It just took me a minute.
- [Brennan] I don't need to prove myself.
(buzzer rings) - Josh.
- Harley-Davidson. Rawr.
- Okay, so in that case,
the Harley-Davidson was the bike reference,
and then you made a noise that a dinosaur wouldn't make.
- Yeah.
- But they're not combined yet, you know?
- Okay. Oh, oh, oh!
(buzzer rings) - [Sam] Yeah.
- (hums Jurassic Park theme) Bikes.
- [Sam] Okay... (crew laughing)
- The people have spoken.
(Sam chuckles)
- I have an idea that involves all of us.
- Oh, shit. - In this specific state.
Put this on. - Mm-hmm.
- I come over here? Great.
(buzzer rings) - Zac.
- Triple Guy Investments.
Do you need a vest? Do you need to put it on?
We're gonna help you out.
(Sam laughs and claps)
- Wow, Zac! - Invest today.
- Really good.
- There's never been a better time to be in vests.
(buzzer rings) - Brennan.
- Jacob Wysocki.
- [Sam] Oh! (Josh and crew laughing)
- (clapping) Honestly, fantastic. Fantastic.
- Oh! (buzzer rings)
- Josh. - Rex Michaelis.
(crew chuckling)
- There's nothing about this
that's an impression of Vic Michaelis, right?
It feels like you're trying to capitalize
on Brennan's success.
(buzzer rings) Zac.
- I'm Mrs. Pee-Pee. (chuckles)
(Sam and crew laughing)
- [Sam] Wow!
(buzzer rings) Brennan.
- I'm Playboy Bunny. You fucking happy?
(Josh and Sam laughing)
You fucking happy?
- That is a mini... (buzzer blares)
Oh, Josh.
- Huh?
- BMRex.
- Oh!
(buzzer rings) Fuck yeah! BMRex.
- That was my- - Oh, wait.
(hums Jurassic Park theme) Bikes.
(Sam and crew laugh) (upbeat jazzy music)
- Each year we gather
to celebrate short-form improvisational comedy, but tonight,
let us take a moment to honor someone who can't be with us
due to scheduling conflicts
because they're shooting something in Budapest.
Please join us as we remember Vic Michaelis,
who's gone only for a very short period of time.
Vic.
- [Vic] That is my name.
- [Sam] Vic. - [Vic] Yeah.
- [Sam] Vic! - [Vic] Yes.
A dog help a dame out, you know what I mean?
It's not sad, okay? Smiling faces.
Evelyn Tucci, the paternal grandmother of Stanley Tucci.
(sweeping emotional music)
I love this 'cause it's like Groundhog Day
or the Hallmark movie round and round.
Evelyn Tucci (Sam laughing)
I'm responsible for the BP oil spill! Ah!
So Evelyn Tucci, I think an important thing
to know about her...
His name is the Hamblurglar.
(Sam guffaws)
(gentle sentimental music)
- We miss you, Vic.
- By the time you see this,
you will have been home for a while.
- (laughs) Yeah. You will have been home for months-
- Seven months. - ...and months.
That brings us to round three where our players
will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
- Oh, the podium's in the way.
- Josh. - Huh?
- Zac. - Hey!
- Brennan. - Yessir.
- This is a quick Round Robin.
If you could please deliver your responses
to your respective solo cameras.
Your prompt is, less popular boy band personality types.
- Rocco, the landlord.
(Sam laughs)
Hey, it's four boys
and the guy who owns the building that they live in.
- Hi, I'm Tarantula Slithers.
Y'all like reptiles? I sure do.
Kiss my iguana and my python, if you know what I mean.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- I'm the creepy Southern man who gives directions,
(Sam laughing)
but I happen to be the final member of BTS.
- I'm the sickly one. (coughs)
(Sam laughing)
Father let me join the boy band
because I haven't very long to live at all.
If you throw your panties at me and they strike me,
I shall die. (Sam and crew laughing)
Even the most negligibly hefty panty
will kill me on contact.
- Oh no! I love this game!
- Hi, I'm Chris. I'm 16 years old.
And I'm in a boy band, but instead of singing,
I do a very specific impression of Marge Simpson.
(raspy) Hey, Homie. (Brennan and Sam laughing)
I'm not great at it, (laughs) but I'm here.
- It's weird how every song ends with-
♪ And I want it that way ♪
- Hey, Homie.
(Sam and crew laughing) (buzzer blares)
- Oh, incredible. - [Zac] Homie!
- Let's say a poster of 18 points
up on each of your bedroom walls.
- Wow! - [Sam] Which brings us to-
- Wow. - Nice.
- Josh. - What?
- Zac. - Huh?
- Brennan. - You call and I answer.
- What Republicans think happens in a Norwegian prison.
- Ooh. Oh no.
- Your bonds, they are too tight?
- Yeah.
- Click, click, click, click.
- Oh, thank you.
- Ice cream? - Oh, thank you.
- Ice cream?
- Yes, please.
- Very good.
- But I have a bit of a tummy ache.
- Mm.
- You are free to go. Your sentence is commuted.
- Oh. (Sam and crew laughing)
- Oh man.
- May I take the ice cream?
- The prison will send ice cream home with you.
- Goodbye, Fredrik.
- Thank you for doing crimes.
(buzzer blares) (Sam and Josh laughing)
- A life sentence of points to you all.
- Thank you.
- Which brings us to the last prompt of our season!
- (gasps) Shit! - Wow.
- Josh. - Hi!
- Zac. - Hi?
- Brennan. - Hi!
(warm jubilant music)
- Congratulations, it's a Gift Prompt.
- What? - What?
- And it comes from none other than yourselves?
- What? What's happening?
- Wait, is this gonna be some AI shit?
- Here with my two brothers, Bronnan and Zec.
We're gonna translate some bad guys back to hell.
- All bad guys come from hell,
and we need to send them back there.
- What could they be saying?
- Bad things about the Bible! That's right, brothers.
(Sam and crew laughing) (hands slap)
- Goo-gah!
- We're Australian Power Rangers for Christ!
(Sam and Josh laughing)
- [Sam] Australian Power Rangers
(Josh laughing) (Brennan claps)
for Christ. (Josh and crew laughing)
- It's praying time!
- Form of Christ, the Savior! (mimics energy buzzing)
(Josh mimics Didgeridoo buzzing)
- Form of T-Rex that anachronistically works
with the idea of Christ
and the seven days in which God took to create our world.
(Zac growls)
- (mimics wind whipping) It's me, the Demon of Lust!
With, also, a boomerang! (laughs)
- Oh no! - No!
- I've come to take these nice Aussie teens
and convince of the beauty of premarital sex!
(Sam laughs)
Cockerang, go! (mimics wind whipping)
- By the power of Joshua's sword!
That's a Bible thing, right?
I cut that thing in half. (Brennan screaming)
- Abstinence rules! (mimics demon bursting)
- All right, crikey!
- Oh, we got him! He's all chundered over the ground!
- Absolutely chundered.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- I think we need to take a quick break
to give our audience a little bit of a PSA.
Have you ever been in a situation
where you wanna do something you wanna do?
Well, just do what we would do.
- We would, uh... (laughs) (Sam laughing)
We would stand up for ourselves.
Stand up for ourself...
Stand up...
We'd stand up for ourselves.
- Right.
- Remember this, kids.
If there's a voice inside your heart
that tells you to do bad things,
hate yourself, just absolutely hate yourself.
- Absolutely really hate yourself.
- Fill yourself with guilt.
- Suppress it, keep it all inside.
- Down.
The number one thing Christ believed in
was overtaking your nation's government
to legislate against homosexuality.
That's the number one thing he was talking about.
- Absolute first thing. - That's absolutely right.
- Fellas, can I interest you into celebrating our defeat
of the chundered man over there with a quick little video?
- I think that'd be great!
- Can you film me for one moment?
- All right, comin' at ya, it's the Green Christ Ranger.
What do you have to say, Green Christ Ranger?
- Watch this!
(crew laughing and clapping) - Oh! (clapping)
(buzzer blares)
- Wow!
- No back down, no back down! (crew applauding)
- Wow! - But you don't back down.
What do you think you know? What do you know about that?
(Josh grunting as blows land)
Oh, he's dead, he's dead! He's-
- Cross energy!
- One giant Megazord point for you all.
(Zac mimics energy blasting)
- (mimics energy blasting) Cross!
- Which brings us to the end of our season!
Our winner tonight...
(paper rips)
Brennan Lee Mulligan.
- Oh! - What? What?
- Brennan, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.
- I dedicate this to my fellow Noise Boys.
I dedicate this to Zac's somersault.
- That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
Tune in next season for more of the Game Samer.
I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.
Good night!
(triumphant upbeat music)
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