1 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:03,480 Tonight, the marionette of a mediocre puppeteer, 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,833 it's Josh Ruben! 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:13,400 Here to do exactly one forward somersault, it's Zac Oyama! 4 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:15,990 - By the end of this episode, 5 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:18,810 I will do exactly one somersault. 6 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,530 And with a Dimension 20 themed Make Some Noise intro 7 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:24,570 it's Brennan Lee Mulligan! 8 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:25,403 - Hello, one and all! - Oh shit! 9 00:00:26,728 --> 00:00:29,100 - And welcome to another thrilling episode 10 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:30,600 of Make Some Noise! 11 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,340 I'm your humble contestant, Brennan Lee Mulligan. 12 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,260 With me, as always, are our Noise Boys. 13 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:35,790 Say hi, Noise Boys! 14 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:37,273 Hi, Noise Boys! 15 00:00:38,464 --> 00:00:40,371 They're all here to... 16 00:00:40,371 --> 00:00:43,893 Make Some Noise! 17 00:00:54,609 --> 00:00:55,557 - Welcome to Make Some Noise! 18 00:00:55,557 --> 00:00:59,100 The game so good we spun it off "unchanged." 19 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,990 I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works. 20 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:03,810 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 21 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:07,290 our players have never seen before. 22 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:09,630 Isn't that right, players? 23 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:11,820 - That's right. - Is that right? 24 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:14,982 - You have a big decision to make here, my friend. 25 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:21,470 - If I knew whether or not I'd seen them before, 26 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:24,960 I would have already had to have seen them. 27 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,564 - Congratulations, Brennan, it's the 11th time- 28 00:01:27,564 --> 00:01:30,860 - Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! 29 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:34,350 ...you've done this bit! 30 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:37,350 - Now you're locked in to where this goes in the season, 31 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:40,147 so who has the last laugh, really? 32 00:01:40,147 --> 00:01:42,000 They will, to the best of their ability, 33 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,140 fulfill those prompts. 34 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:44,970 I will award them corresponding points, 35 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:47,400 and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear, 36 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:52,400 which if unused with suffer from a-trophy. 37 00:01:53,643 --> 00:01:54,476 - Boo! 38 00:01:54,476 --> 00:01:55,333 - Woof! 39 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,020 Pee-yew! 40 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:02,409 Do not go in there! 41 00:02:02,409 --> 00:02:04,110 Whew! 42 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:05,760 - Players, are you ready to rumble? 43 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:06,647 - Yes. - Yeah. 44 00:02:06,647 --> 00:02:07,480 - Ready to rumble. 45 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,060 - In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame. 46 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,460 This is a minigame that we like to call Take Some Direction. 47 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,710 How it works is, players, I will ask for you 48 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:16,020 to perform a single line of dialogue over 49 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:17,640 and over and over again. 50 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,560 As you do, I will give you direction, 51 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,190 microadjustments, if you will, to affect your performances. 52 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:24,023 Does that make sense? 53 00:02:24,023 --> 00:02:24,856 - Uh-huh. - Sure. 54 00:02:24,856 --> 00:02:28,867 - Your line is, Josh, from "Friday Night Lights," 55 00:02:28,867 --> 00:02:32,370 "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose." 56 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,950 - Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. 57 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,244 Zac, like your tongue is bigger. 58 00:02:36,244 --> 00:02:38,310 Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. 59 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:39,460 Brennan, like your tongue is even bigger. 60 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:43,056 Clear eyes, full hearts, no problem. 61 00:02:43,889 --> 00:02:45,021 - Josh, cheesily. 62 00:02:45,021 --> 00:02:49,280 Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. 63 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,256 Zac, gently to Josh. 64 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:56,190 Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. 65 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:57,416 Brennan, left out by Zac. 66 00:02:57,416 --> 00:03:00,873 Clear eyes, full hearts, 67 00:03:02,819 --> 00:03:03,773 can't lose. 68 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,070 Josh, emphasizing every third word. 69 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:09,300 - Clear eyes can't! 70 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,200 Nope, full. 71 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:15,163 Clear eyes full. I can't! 72 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,720 Clear eyes, full! 73 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,790 Hearts can't lose! 74 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:22,890 - Zac, pretending you didn't just run up 75 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:24,297 10 flights of stairs. 76 00:03:24,297 --> 00:03:26,464 Clear eyes, full hearts, 77 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:28,350 can't lose! 78 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:30,660 Brennan, an old timey flim-flam man. 79 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:33,450 - Why, those eyes are undimmed by murkiness of any sort. 80 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:35,940 In fact, I've never seen a more translucent set 81 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:37,350 of peepers in my life! 82 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:40,410 And as for those hearts, well, far from being vacuous, 83 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:44,670 empty, or unfilled, I'd say they're past the brim! 84 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:45,750 With those two ingredients, 85 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,180 you will find your victory is assured. 86 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,013 - Wow. 87 00:03:49,013 --> 00:03:50,100 Josh, as the lead-up to a sneeze. 88 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:53,130 - Clear eyes, uh, uh full... 89 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:54,420 Full hearts. 90 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:56,155 Uh, can't, uh... 91 00:03:56,155 --> 00:03:56,988 Look at the light. 92 00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:57,821 - Huh? - Look at the light. 93 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,486 Look at the light. - Oh, can't, can't loose. 94 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,770 Zac, suddenly realizing how high up you are. 95 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:07,059 Clear eyes, full hearts, 96 00:04:07,059 --> 00:04:08,533 can't... 97 00:04:08,533 --> 00:04:10,027 Huh? 98 00:04:12,531 --> 00:04:13,470 Get down from there! 99 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:16,103 I can't! 100 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:17,820 Come on down, son! 101 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:19,404 Asteroids. 102 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:23,880 - Finally, Brennan, in a way that annoys Sam. 103 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,322 Uh-oh. 104 00:04:27,322 --> 00:04:28,710 Leave the tea, 105 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:31,121 leave the tea. - Oh. 106 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:33,858 Sorry. 107 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,537 Sorry, sorry. Hold on. 108 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:37,370 Sorry. 109 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:38,371 Okay. 110 00:04:38,371 --> 00:04:39,204 Clear eye... 111 00:04:39,204 --> 00:04:40,304 Sorry, is that good for sound? 112 00:04:40,304 --> 00:04:41,137 Clear eye... 113 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:42,145 Sorry, sorry. 114 00:04:42,145 --> 00:04:43,625 Clear eyed, clear eyed. 115 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:45,360 Shit, sorry. 116 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,443 Can I get the, okay. 117 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,713 Clear eye- 118 00:04:48,713 --> 00:04:50,345 Sorry. Clear eyes, full- 119 00:04:51,178 --> 00:04:52,011 Here, Josh, you wanna take it? 120 00:04:52,011 --> 00:04:52,844 Yeah, sure. 121 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:53,677 - Great, thank you. - Okay. 122 00:04:53,677 --> 00:04:54,810 - Clear eyes, full hearts, 123 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:55,650 can't- 124 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:56,655 Sorry, that'll take one more time. 125 00:04:56,655 --> 00:04:57,488 - That was you, Josh. 126 00:04:57,488 --> 00:04:59,130 - Sorry, give it to Zac. Sorry. 127 00:04:59,130 --> 00:04:59,963 - Yeah. - Great. 128 00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:01,320 - One more time? - Thank you, Zac. 129 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,100 Clear eyes, full hearts, 130 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,188 can't lo- 131 00:05:06,188 --> 00:05:07,110 Oh shit, sorry. 132 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,430 - So far away that time. - Stepped on it. 133 00:05:08,430 --> 00:05:09,540 Give it to Jackie maybe. 134 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:11,580 Yeah, Jackie definitely won't press it. 135 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:12,990 Yeah, I think this is gonna be safer 136 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:13,831 with the crew. 137 00:05:13,831 --> 00:05:14,664 - Jackie- - Definitely. 138 00:05:14,664 --> 00:05:15,497 - ...who is on your paychecks, Jackie? 139 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:16,560 Jackie definitely won't. 140 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,640 Whose name? 141 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,645 Clear eyes- 142 00:05:18,645 --> 00:05:21,152 - Oh! - Oh! 143 00:05:21,152 --> 00:05:22,230 - We'll get it in a pick-up at the end. 144 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:23,911 We'll get it in a pick-up at the end. 145 00:05:24,744 --> 00:05:26,550 - That brings us to round one? 146 00:05:26,550 --> 00:05:27,383 Josh! 147 00:05:27,383 --> 00:05:28,260 - Yes! 148 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:31,500 - Liam Neeson's top four on Letterbox'd. 149 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,333 - No problem. 150 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,830 Well, the first one is a bit obscure. 151 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:36,300 I believe it's a European film. 152 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,943 It's called "Master of Disguise" with Dana Carvey. 153 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,740 Probably one of the most interesting European films, 154 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:44,910 certainly, I've ever seen. 155 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:47,797 Oh, the second was a huge influence on me just as an actor. 156 00:05:47,797 --> 00:05:49,507 "Freddy Got Fingered." 157 00:05:49,507 --> 00:05:51,930 I love, love "Freddy Got Fingered." 158 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:55,260 It's emotional, it's fluid. It's very European. 159 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:58,650 Another film I really enjoy, very European sensibility. 160 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,353 Remember the "Fantastic Four" with the Silver Surfer? 161 00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:05,400 Last one, I'd have to say "Jaws 4: The Revenge" 162 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,290 where the shark literally roars. 163 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:09,177 Oh God, it's so European. 164 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,410 By the way, head to coca-cola.com/noproblem 165 00:06:13,410 --> 00:06:14,760 to get my crewneck. 166 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,608 - We have nothing to do with coca-cola.com. 167 00:06:16,608 --> 00:06:18,900 - Yep, yep. Head on down. - Do I even need to say it? 168 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,523 - ArizonaIcedTea/noproblem. 169 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,970 - A very particular set of points for you. 170 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:24,840 - Very good. 171 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:25,787 - Zac. - Uh-huh. 172 00:06:25,787 --> 00:06:29,258 - He's a 10, but he's a dine-and-dasher. 173 00:06:31,717 --> 00:06:33,950 - I'm trying to think of how to be hot in any way. 174 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,083 - You're doing it. 175 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:36,916 - Oh, shit. 176 00:06:36,916 --> 00:06:39,153 I dropped my wallet and it hit my bicep. 177 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,130 Bounced somewhere else. 178 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,090 Anyways... 179 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:47,160 Yeah, I guess I work out three, four times a week. 180 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,790 I'm 195, muscled, 6'4''. 181 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:52,443 Those are my dimensions. Sorry. 182 00:06:52,443 --> 00:06:54,210 Have you ever seen Jacob Elordi? 183 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:58,170 People are like, "Jacob!" 184 00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,850 But yeah, this has been the been the best first date 185 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,424 of my... 186 00:07:01,424 --> 00:07:03,855 Hey! Hey, that dude didn't pay! 187 00:07:03,855 --> 00:07:05,530 The linguini is ready right now! 188 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:08,160 - Oh my God, but to be fair, he was very hot. 189 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,770 Hey uh, maybe uh, you could pay. 190 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:13,034 - Maybe you could pay for- - Maybe you could pay. 191 00:07:14,941 --> 00:07:15,774 Deftly handled that- 192 00:07:15,774 --> 00:07:16,607 - French people serving linguini. 193 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:17,977 Deftly handled. 194 00:07:17,977 --> 00:07:20,550 It's a 10 points but for a dumb reason 195 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:21,720 for you, Zac. - Oh. 196 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,330 - Which brings us to Brennan. 197 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:25,163 - Yes. 198 00:07:25,163 --> 00:07:29,400 - A glowing foreword of the next player's performance. 199 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,170 - The year is 2013. 200 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:34,530 I am sitting at a MacBook. Where do I go? 201 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:37,410 Nowhere else other than the CollegeHumor YouTube channel 202 00:07:37,410 --> 00:07:40,350 where I see perhaps my favorite performer, 203 00:07:40,350 --> 00:07:42,150 none other than Josh Ruben, 204 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:47,150 a man who not only is a comedic genius, a talented director, 205 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:52,080 and a golden-hearted man, but also defined for me 206 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,500 at that early point in my comedic career what it meant 207 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,690 to embody a comedic character. 208 00:07:57,690 --> 00:07:59,100 What a dream realized 209 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:02,940 to not only get to one day meet that man but work with him. 210 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,461 The performance you're about to see 211 00:08:05,294 --> 00:08:07,860 is going to be the greatest comedic performance 212 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:10,980 that has ever been featured on dropout.tv. 213 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,840 It will dwarf the achievements 214 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,663 of every other show on the platform. 215 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,170 I know this because I know Josh Ruben. 216 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,480 In a world where so often we are beset 217 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,166 by inequity, strife, tribulation, 218 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,910 there is one man whose mantra 219 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:28,380 should live in all of our hearts 220 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:30,180 when we dream of that better world. 221 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:33,854 When Josh Ruben is around, there truly is no problem. 222 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:36,443 Really beautiful. 223 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:38,550 - Josh. - Yeah. 224 00:08:38,550 --> 00:08:43,401 Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants pees his pants again. 225 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:14,654 - Oh, he's drinking too much water! 226 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:18,088 - Oh, his legs are shaking now. - Oh no! 227 00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:20,756 Oh no! 228 00:09:20,756 --> 00:09:22,745 Oh, he's slipping on his own pee! 229 00:09:22,745 --> 00:09:23,610 - He's slipping on his own pee-pee! 230 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:25,252 He's slipping on his pee! 231 00:09:25,252 --> 00:09:27,750 Oh no! 232 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,730 Don't drink more, Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants! 233 00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:30,850 Don't drink more! 234 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:33,420 - Don't drink more! - Oh no! 235 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,796 - The floor's already slick with your pee-pee! 236 00:09:34,796 --> 00:09:36,449 - Oh no! - No! 237 00:09:36,449 --> 00:09:37,691 No! 238 00:09:37,691 --> 00:09:38,524 Oh, oh! 239 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,115 - Oh, wow! - He took his dick out! 240 00:09:41,115 --> 00:09:42,104 - He took his dick out! - Wow! 241 00:09:42,104 --> 00:09:43,098 - No! No! 242 00:09:43,098 --> 00:09:44,040 - Trandor? 243 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,857 Trandor's back? 244 00:09:45,857 --> 00:09:48,517 Trandor, get outta here, Trandor! 245 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:52,830 Wow. 246 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:54,600 Thank you so much. 247 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,490 - I love it when a plan comes together, 248 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:58,020 you know what I mean? - Let's go! 249 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:01,530 - One pair of pants of pee for you, Josh. 250 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,550 Zac. - Yeah. 251 00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:06,360 - An anti-bullying assembly led by someone chosen at random 252 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,366 from LinkedIn Easy Apply. 253 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,594 - Oh shit! 254 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:24,030 Uh, well, I uh... 255 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:26,010 You know, I'm here today because I'm here 256 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:28,410 to talk about something pretty important 257 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,503 if I could just come and do this a little bit. 258 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:36,870 As we all know, in school, a big problem is bullying, right? 259 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,280 - Yeah. - Who are you? 260 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,630 - I'm Shaun. 261 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:41,280 Um, you can just call me Shaun. 262 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,660 Uh... 263 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:44,130 - What are your credentials? 264 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:46,380 - I've gotten my ass kicked many times, 265 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,050 and uh, one time, I kicked someone's ass, 266 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,700 so I've been on both sides of it. 267 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,793 And let me tell you- Wow. 268 00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:54,750 - ...it's a lot better to kick someone's ass 269 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,161 - than get your ass kicked. - Wow! 270 00:10:56,161 --> 00:10:57,835 - Whoo! Whoo! - Whoo! Yes, Shaun! 271 00:10:57,835 --> 00:10:59,173 - All right, all right! - Shaun, Shaun, Shaun! 272 00:10:59,173 --> 00:11:01,143 - Who here's kicked some ass before? 273 00:11:02,070 --> 00:11:03,360 - Trevor! He's a bully! 274 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,356 - Have you ever gotten your ass kicked, Trevor? 275 00:11:05,356 --> 00:11:06,379 Never. 276 00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:07,413 My man. 277 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,517 - One point, no cover letter for you. 278 00:11:12,517 --> 00:11:15,630 - I'm happy to work. - Which brings us back 279 00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,727 to Brennan. - Uh-huh. 280 00:11:17,727 --> 00:11:21,540 - The One Ring's terms of service inscription. 281 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:26,383 - Forged in the fires of Mount Doom, the One Ring. 282 00:11:26,383 --> 00:11:31,383 "Ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, ash nazg... 283 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:34,440 Your location can be shared 284 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:38,310 not only with the nine Ringwraiths but also Palantir, 285 00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:41,967 the San Francisco-based security technology firm." 286 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,703 The fuck does this say? Hold on, hold on. 287 00:11:46,037 --> 00:11:48,330 Gandalf, 288 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:51,990 the rings will neither corrupt your heart nor your spirit. 289 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:55,380 Instead, they will geoshare your location, 290 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,870 and they will be able to advertise to you. 291 00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:58,950 For example- 292 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,480 - I'm just gonna takes it! 293 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,910 - Gollum, no! The Ring! 294 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:06,660 Any IP you create while wearing that ring, 295 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,830 Sauron will own it! 296 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,180 - My novella? 297 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:10,668 - I didn't know you were writing a novella. 298 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:16,800 That's a truly evil dark lord right there. 299 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,360 How about it? - Yeah, it sure is. 300 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:22,020 Yeah, let's say 419 pages of fine print points 301 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:25,350 for you, Brennan, which brings us to our second minigame. 302 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:28,813 Players, I would invite you to the Warp Zone. 303 00:12:29,646 --> 00:12:30,479 Here's how this is gonna work. 304 00:12:30,479 --> 00:12:35,400 I am going to apply to each of you a face filter. 305 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:39,630 You simply pitch to me a character 306 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:42,450 that makes sense for that face. 307 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:43,283 - Gotcha. 308 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:46,050 - We will start with Josh. 309 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:47,370 - Wow! 310 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:48,930 Oh. 311 00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:51,030 That's pretty good. 312 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,470 Oh, that's different too. 313 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,899 Hi. 314 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:55,732 I saw you across the room 315 00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:58,266 and thought maybe we could uh, you know... 316 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,670 My last date was so startled when I came up behind her 317 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:06,450 that she slammed a sliding glass door on my head, 318 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,760 but it hasn't slammed- 319 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,950 - Why is he Jason Bateman? 320 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:14,430 - She didn't slam the glass door on my confidence. 321 00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,890 Uh, but um... 322 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,671 How long have you looked better than me? 323 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,133 - Next up, Zac. 324 00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:23,490 Oh, wow. 325 00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:24,963 - Oh. Wow. - Wow. 326 00:13:30,599 --> 00:13:31,800 - Bing-bong. 327 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,120 Um, hi, neighbor. I- 328 00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:41,640 So I just wanted to preemptively apologize. 329 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,512 It seems as though I took your DoorDash order. 330 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,050 Three tacos, one burger. 331 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,153 Two different places. It's interesting. 332 00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:55,463 I came over here 333 00:13:55,463 --> 00:13:58,860 because I didn't realize you had a Ring camera, and um, 334 00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:01,860 I need you to know that if you call the cops, 335 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,360 they will find so many things. 336 00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:07,650 - That was scary. 337 00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:09,269 - Terrifying. Brennan. 338 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,473 Oh, ugh. 339 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,333 - Wow. 340 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:20,763 Many strange and wondrous items do I have. 341 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:26,460 A crown of obsidian taken from the deepest sea, 342 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,190 a jeweled mask that tells the wearer 343 00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:32,741 how much different bargains are running for at the local- 344 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:38,155 A terrible Dachshund who won't stop barking. 345 00:14:40,264 --> 00:14:44,352 - I love it, Brennan. Once again, Josh. 346 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,900 - Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good. 347 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,630 Something is sucking me to another place! 348 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:56,086 But if you wanna, I got Michelobs in the fridge. 349 00:14:56,086 --> 00:14:58,800 I got Michelobs in the fridge. 350 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,728 - Zachary. 351 00:14:59,728 --> 00:15:01,028 - Now hold on. Let me see. 352 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,667 Uh, yeah, the 9:00 AM deep tissue. 353 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,960 It's like here. It's like right... 354 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,380 - Not so much here or here. 355 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:19,350 - And finally, Brennan. 356 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,183 Whoa. 357 00:15:20,183 --> 00:15:21,628 Oh, oh, shit. 358 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,230 - Well, the breed is known for loyalty. 359 00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,540 The breed is known for loyalty. 360 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,970 Danish kings, if you can believe that, 361 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,450 actually first hunted with these animals, 362 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,710 but they do bite me constantly, so- 363 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,690 - That brings us to round two where our players 364 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:46,443 will now test their talents in teams of twos. 365 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:48,383 - Josh. - Huh? 366 00:15:48,383 --> 00:15:49,560 - And Zac. - Two. 367 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,500 - Bruce Wayne giving just enough information 368 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,783 to the contractor building the Batcave. 369 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,760 - Hello. 370 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,930 - Oh shit, uh... 371 00:15:57,930 --> 00:15:59,070 You had 11:30? 372 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:01,320 - Yeah, sorry. It's really late. 373 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,970 What's your name? - Dark in here. Shaun. 374 00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:04,524 - Oh, you're Shaun from Shaunville Contracting? 375 00:16:04,524 --> 00:16:05,850 - Shaunville Contracting, yeah, yeah, yeah. 376 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,571 - Didn't you do a bullying assembly or am I... 377 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:10,500 - Yeah, actually. 378 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,630 - I wanna talk about the big project I have, 379 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:13,890 but you actually had some really, 380 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,290 really interesting things to say about bullying. 381 00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:19,170 I'm just asking because I'm kind of in the bullying business 382 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,492 if you know what I mean. - Oh, interesting. 383 00:16:20,492 --> 00:16:21,810 - You shouldn't 'cause it's a secret. 384 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,040 - Yeah, okay. - But yeah, come on down here. 385 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,064 So um... 386 00:16:24,064 --> 00:16:25,170 - Well, what are we working on down here? 387 00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,340 It seems like a lot of space. 388 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,630 This is sort of a man cave thing? 389 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,610 You want like, ethernet down here or what? 390 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:32,160 - Actually, that'd be great. What's the best one? 391 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,775 - Well, we can just contact AT&T and figure out... 392 00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,120 I don't have a- - That's great. 393 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,830 I wanna put a really big coin next to a car. 394 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,300 Just don't lift that tarp. 395 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,100 You think I could fit a really big coin up here? 396 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,270 - I'm still picturing- - Master Wayne, 397 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,770 the Penguin has... 398 00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:47,880 Oh! 399 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:52,170 Has gotten out at the Gotham City Zoo. That's so cute! 400 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:57,170 Alfred, why don't you come over here and um, just uh... 401 00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:59,790 - Why don't you refer to me as your father? 402 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:00,900 - Come on! Not- - I raised you. 403 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,220 - Not this shit now. Really? 404 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,150 Not this shit. 405 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:05,640 - I wanted to remind you, it would be great 406 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:10,640 if there was a training area for a 12-year-old boy- 407 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:11,693 - Right. 408 00:17:11,693 --> 00:17:13,800 - ...to learn how to fight grown adult criminals. 409 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,260 - When I was 12, I wish I could kick adults' ass, 410 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,820 I'll tell you that. 411 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:21,210 When I was getting bullied, a lot of times it was adults. 412 00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,863 But then I kicked one of the adult's asses. 413 00:17:22,863 --> 00:17:25,710 - Hey, hey, wait a minute. One second. 414 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,365 Do we got another suit? We got a- 415 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:29,901 You'd be great! 416 00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,110 - And that's how Nightwing came to be. 417 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,370 There you go. - That's right, there he is. 418 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:34,980 - Yeah, let's say three Christopher Nolan points 419 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:35,813 for you both. 420 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:36,780 - Not three big coins? 421 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,218 - Which brings us to Zac. - Mm-hmm. 422 00:17:38,218 --> 00:17:39,870 - And Brennan. 423 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:40,703 - Yes. 424 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:45,210 - A mountaintop monk who only knows hot goss. 425 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:51,727 - Oh! 426 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:56,820 Oh, I've found you! I've journeyed from far. 427 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,900 Is this it? 428 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,508 - I knew that you would make it here. 429 00:18:01,508 --> 00:18:02,341 - You did? 430 00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:03,696 - Trish told me. 431 00:18:05,565 --> 00:18:09,630 - Oh, that is just like Trish. Was she at it again? 432 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:14,630 - To know what Trish is up to, look inside yourself. 433 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:19,860 Open your mind's eye. What do you see? 434 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,210 - Um... 435 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,942 - If it's her blowing a guy at O'Sullivan's, 436 00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:27,177 yeah, yeah. 437 00:18:27,177 --> 00:18:29,291 - Yeah. - Oh my God. 438 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,450 At O'Sullivan's? 439 00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:31,920 - In the bathroom! 440 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,856 - What? That bathroom is nasty! 441 00:18:33,856 --> 00:18:35,539 - It's a college bar! - Oh! 442 00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:37,255 - You're 30. - Yeah! 443 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:39,863 Ooh. 444 00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:42,390 Wait, so was Caleb there? 445 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:47,390 - And my last message to you before I obtain enlightenment, 446 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,360 there is no difference between you and me, me and Caleb, 447 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,123 Caleb and you, except for one thing: 448 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,040 Caleb's who got blown! 449 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,335 I knew it! Oh my God! 450 00:18:58,335 --> 00:19:00,000 Oh shit! 451 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,096 - And he evaporated. - Oh shit. 452 00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:04,320 He's gone. 453 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,094 - Let's say a total rumor mill amount of points 454 00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:07,830 for the both of you. 455 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:10,590 Which brings us to Brennan. 456 00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:11,423 - Yeah-hoy. 457 00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:12,256 - And Josh. 458 00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:13,089 - Ahoy? 459 00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:16,350 - A biblically accurate guardian angel. 460 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,850 - Oh man. I just... 461 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:21,300 I don't know if I should go forward with this or not, but... 462 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,600 Oh, if only I had a little guidance. 463 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,890 Bloop! 464 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:28,363 I'm the devil on your shoulder. You know what you should do? 465 00:19:28,363 --> 00:19:30,544 - Uh-huh? - Do whatever you want. 466 00:19:39,452 --> 00:19:40,796 See God! 467 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,600 I am the ever-burning sword. 468 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,760 I am the seven names of divinity, 469 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,820 the tree of life which was forged at the dawn of time. 470 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:53,340 I know neither free will nor anything other than- 471 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:55,260 - No, no! - praising the eternal Lord. 472 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,350 You alone were given a chance at salvation. 473 00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:01,230 You alone were given a gate to paradise! 474 00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,510 Think, Brad! Think of what you must do! 475 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:05,623 Yeah! 476 00:20:10,411 --> 00:20:12,625 Oh! 477 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,473 - What? What? 478 00:20:16,473 --> 00:20:18,150 - Brad is Mr. Pee-Pee-Pants! 479 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,040 - You should piss everywhere! 480 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,134 - Yeah! 481 00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:22,857 No! No! 482 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:24,000 No, I'm sorry! 483 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,012 God the most high. 484 00:20:26,012 --> 00:20:28,800 You will come with me to the gates of heaven 485 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:32,517 and see for himself the Lord of lords and King of kings. 486 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:36,600 - Oh my God! Oh God! 487 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,440 God? 488 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,173 - Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. 489 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,603 Do you wish to gaze upon my face? 490 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,670 - Um... 491 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:51,630 You know what, I think I just wanna humbly get back- 492 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,853 - Turn and face me, Brad! 493 00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:01,260 Oh my God! Oh my God! 494 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,450 - We were created in his image after all! 495 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:04,283 We were! 496 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,540 - I love you, Brad! 497 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:07,874 - I love you, God! 498 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,300 - That's just classic comedy right- 499 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,170 - Classic comedy. - That's all that is. 500 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:16,770 - Classic Lovecraftian biblical chuckles. 501 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:20,070 - A fucking terrifying amount of points for the both of you. 502 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,340 As we move on to Josh. 503 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,173 - Huh? 504 00:21:24,173 --> 00:21:25,560 - And Zac. - Huh? 505 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,520 - Smeagol's good and bad side self-reflect 506 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,378 after an improv 101 show. 507 00:21:41,641 --> 00:21:44,910 - They didn't respond as I wish they did. 508 00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:47,160 - Sneering! Sneering at me! 509 00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:50,526 Not laughing but sneerings. 510 00:21:51,403 --> 00:21:54,150 - Sneering's strong, but maybe they just... 511 00:21:54,150 --> 00:21:55,584 Maybe we didn't key up- 512 00:21:55,584 --> 00:22:00,584 - We hated thems as much as they hated us! 513 00:22:00,879 --> 00:22:03,769 Oh look, the teacher's coming to give us notes. 514 00:22:03,769 --> 00:22:04,602 - Oh. 515 00:22:04,602 --> 00:22:05,850 - Guys, hello, hello. 516 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,860 Hey, great effort all around, everybody. 517 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:11,670 Evan, Lyla, Smeagol, it was really excellent. 518 00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:14,400 So first beats, I think when Lyla mentioned 519 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,120 that she was giving a wedding ring in the scene with Evan, 520 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,910 I noticed, Smeagol, that you leapt onto the stage 521 00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:22,757 and bit Evan's finger off in real life. 522 00:22:22,757 --> 00:22:23,700 - 'Cause I thought like- 523 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,190 - Obviously I was gonna do that! 524 00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:28,650 - Do we think that that ring was the One Ring 525 00:22:28,650 --> 00:22:30,120 forged in the fires of Mount Doom 526 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,166 or do we think that it was maybe a- 527 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:32,999 - So a wedding ring. 528 00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:33,832 An engagement ring. 529 00:22:33,832 --> 00:22:34,665 - Yeah. 530 00:22:34,665 --> 00:22:35,498 It was an engagement ring. 531 00:22:35,498 --> 00:22:36,583 - That makes sense. - Right? Because- 532 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,523 - It was a ring that I wanted! 533 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,830 - Does your character want the ring or does he want love? 534 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:42,233 - He wants love. 535 00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,030 - What's something we can do to serve that? 536 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,300 - Slice off your face? 537 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:51,780 But also, emotionally, like, grab your characters. 538 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:54,930 - Good on grounding. Do not bite fingers. 539 00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:57,660 Now, I thought the Italian chef walk-on 540 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:58,802 in third beats was incredible. 541 00:22:58,802 --> 00:23:00,054 - Oh, thank you! 542 00:23:00,054 --> 00:23:01,690 It's the Italian- 543 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,460 - Gosh, I would say the three whole books, 544 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:09,390 and "The Hobbit" series. 545 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:10,590 I throw in that for you as well. 546 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,360 - Oh, shit. Okay, damn. - Oh. 547 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,870 - Which brings us back to Zac. 548 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:16,703 - Oh. 549 00:23:16,703 --> 00:23:17,536 - And Brennan. 550 00:23:17,536 --> 00:23:18,369 - I live to serve. 551 00:23:18,369 --> 00:23:22,170 - This private chef only knows how to make French toast, 552 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:24,630 and it's day three on the job. 553 00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:26,610 - Hey, Bill, how's it going, man? 554 00:23:26,610 --> 00:23:29,160 Um... 555 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,490 I wanted to come check in because I just got the menu 556 00:23:32,490 --> 00:23:35,711 you sent up for the garden party this weekend. 557 00:23:35,711 --> 00:23:37,350 It is good, right? 558 00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:40,180 Yeah, um... 559 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:41,951 French toast across the board. 560 00:23:41,951 --> 00:23:44,430 Sacrebleu. Yeah, the, um... 561 00:23:44,430 --> 00:23:46,915 Actually, can we just have a quick check-in? 562 00:23:46,915 --> 00:23:48,780 - Of course. But of course. 563 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:50,610 - So what are we making? Is this for dinner tonight? 564 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,320 - I'm thinking for dinner, 565 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,170 we will start with the French toast and- 566 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:56,180 - And what are we gonna finish on? 567 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,480 If we're starting on French toast, we're- 568 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,730 - For dessert we will have an elegant, 569 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,540 fluffy French toast. 570 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:04,514 - Bill, I- 571 00:24:04,514 --> 00:24:06,227 - I'm not French, man. I'm not French. 572 00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:07,875 - That's not the part I'm worried about. 573 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:10,200 - I'm sorry. I thought you wanted a French guy. 574 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,033 - French people- 575 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:12,870 - Oh, I feel so good to get that off my chest. 576 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:15,660 - Hey, man, first of all, let's be so clear. 577 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:19,320 You're immediately fired. That's number one. 578 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,180 So you've just admitted to me that you're lying 579 00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:22,230 and doing a French accent. 580 00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:23,063 - No, I- - I don't... 581 00:24:23,063 --> 00:24:24,240 - Listen, shut up! 582 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,460 - I got nervous, okay? - Oh sh... 583 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,290 - I got a little nervous and said I was French 584 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,880 'cause a lot of chefs are French. 585 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:30,750 Have you seen Ratatouille? 586 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:33,270 - First of all, the main chef in Ratatouille is not French. 587 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,677 - Are you gonna call me a liar now? 588 00:24:34,677 --> 00:24:37,953 - No, I will fucking stomp you out, baby. 589 00:24:39,796 --> 00:24:41,161 - Say that again. 590 00:24:42,579 --> 00:24:45,750 Say that again. Say that again. 591 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:47,694 He's just said he would stomp me out. 592 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:48,527 He called me a liar 593 00:24:48,527 --> 00:24:49,917 and he said he would stomp me out and he said- 594 00:24:49,917 --> 00:24:51,328 - Are you live streaming this or are you recording it? 595 00:24:51,328 --> 00:24:54,300 - What's up, IG? It's FrenchChef4Sure. 596 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,890 - You're not doing your French accent! 597 00:24:55,890 --> 00:24:57,131 - He loves French toast, which- 598 00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:58,950 - And you made French toast three meals a day 599 00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:01,362 for the past two days! - It's good! Is is bad? 600 00:25:01,362 --> 00:25:06,124 Is it bad French toast? Is it bad French toast? 601 00:25:06,124 --> 00:25:10,394 Is it bad French toast? 602 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,013 - It's the best French toast I've ever had. 603 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,270 All right, it has to be good! 604 00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:18,030 You make it three meals a day! It's gotta be good! 605 00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:19,990 - Three meals a day amount of points for the both of you. 606 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:21,053 - Whew. - Wow. 607 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:21,886 - That's three. - Wow. 608 00:25:21,886 --> 00:25:23,610 - Last prompt of round two. 609 00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:24,443 Brennan. - Yeah-hoy. 610 00:25:24,443 --> 00:25:25,440 - And Josh. 611 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,310 - Yeah-hoy? 612 00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:28,800 - The fans asked for it, 613 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,897 and we are but their humble servants. 614 00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:32,730 Oh boy. 615 00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:37,730 - Two grizzled sea captains compare storm stories. 616 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,050 - I want you to go first this time. 617 00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:42,930 Actually, wait, maybe I should go first. 618 00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:44,160 - It's your choice. 619 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,990 You want me to go first or you want me to go second? 620 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:48,710 - Wait, let me run over the math again of the like, 621 00:25:48,710 --> 00:25:51,720 you'll just fucking best me by talking for five minutes 622 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,850 or some epic shit. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, baby. 623 00:25:53,850 --> 00:25:55,440 I don't mind going first. Not one bit. 624 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,940 - Oh. - You let me know. 625 00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:59,340 - You wanna let ladies go first? 626 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:02,850 - The only lady I know about is the mighty tempest 627 00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:05,640 that came rolling in off the seas. 628 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,310 I was out in the gray of the Bering 629 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:11,580 hunting for crab deep under the freezing waves. 630 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:14,160 Even Davy Jones would shiver in his boots 631 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,080 in that frozen hellscape. 632 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,890 The boat capsized and I went storming forward, 633 00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:23,130 lightning crashed and it struck the tip 634 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:25,140 of my penis and I busted so hard! 635 00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:26,205 - Always with your fucking dick, dude. 636 00:26:26,205 --> 00:26:28,950 - Why? It's the truth! 637 00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:30,620 Lightning hit my cock and I busted! 638 00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:32,324 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 639 00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:37,200 - I busted it soft as a rag doll, and it busted everywhere! 640 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,190 The frothy foam of the Bering Sea mixing with jizzum. 641 00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:42,503 - I know. 642 00:26:42,503 --> 00:26:44,250 - No, no, no, but I wanna hear your storm story. 643 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:47,730 - Why, well, you know, I was out in a pretty modest dinghy. 644 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:50,460 A light drizzle came down from the heavens. 645 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:54,900 A gentle wave took me to a lovely eroded rock island 646 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:58,627 where a mermaid with hair like hay was like, 647 00:26:58,627 --> 00:27:00,690 "Hey, I'm just a mermaid. 648 00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:02,820 I'm not gonna be harmful whatsoever." 649 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:05,490 And I wasn't gonna do anything weird with my dick or cum 650 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:08,070 'cause the fucking storms fiddled my taint, okay? 651 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:11,490 I just hung out with a mermaid whose name was Amy. 652 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:12,780 - Hey, Amos. 653 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:13,613 - Yeah? 654 00:27:13,613 --> 00:27:15,331 - That's a great story. 655 00:27:15,331 --> 00:27:18,510 I was on the red dot in Jupiter, 656 00:27:18,510 --> 00:27:23,510 the largest storm in our solar system, an eternal red blaze 657 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,575 getting pegged by the kraken! 658 00:27:26,575 --> 00:27:29,760 A massive tentacle deep in my asshole, 659 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,690 rubbing my prostate so vigorously that I busted 660 00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:37,980 into the core of the planet over and over and over. 661 00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:40,620 It was making me cum just from the butt. 662 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:43,590 Nothing touched my wiener. 663 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:46,710 In the greatest storm in our solar system, 664 00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:50,130 a kraken brought me to space to meet aliens, 665 00:27:50,130 --> 00:27:51,880 and then it made me cum 666 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,175 just from the butt. 667 00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:55,410 Come on then! 668 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,243 Wow. 669 00:27:56,243 --> 00:27:57,540 - Goren and Amos. 670 00:27:57,540 --> 00:27:59,430 - Goren and Amos. Well, now we know. 671 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,326 - Wow. - It was just storm stories. 672 00:28:01,326 --> 00:28:02,159 Just storm stories. 673 00:28:02,159 --> 00:28:04,290 - An absolute fierce tempest worth of points 674 00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:09,290 for the both of you, which brings us to our final minigame. 675 00:28:10,372 --> 00:28:12,570 This is a little minigame that we like to call 676 00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:14,280 Who Are You Supposed to Be? 677 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,860 How it works is, when I say, "Go," 678 00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:19,800 my players will race over to this trunk of items, 679 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,220 costume pieces, props, race back to your podium, buzz in, 680 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:25,860 and pitch me who you're supposed to be. 681 00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:26,760 Does that make sense? 682 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,593 - Yep. - Yeah. 683 00:28:27,593 --> 00:28:29,040 - Yeah. - In that case, 684 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,036 away you go. 685 00:28:31,036 --> 00:28:32,683 Oh, get, go! Do... 686 00:28:32,683 --> 00:28:35,190 Literally, Josh is gonna win! Think about it! 687 00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:36,960 - No, no, no. Hey, you should have an opportunity as well. 688 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,570 - Wait! But I don't understand! 689 00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:41,797 - Shit, Zac's doing it! - Wait! 690 00:28:43,073 --> 00:28:44,070 Josh. 691 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,450 - Just imagine a guy with lizard hands 692 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:47,220 and he's on a bike, am I wrong? 693 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,170 - Great, now give him a name. 694 00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:50,003 - Rex Rider. 695 00:28:50,003 --> 00:28:51,817 - You're so close to something there, Josh. 696 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:52,650 Zac. 697 00:28:52,650 --> 00:28:54,269 - I'm the auteur assassin. 698 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:58,920 Brennan. 699 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,035 - David! 700 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,260 My favorite joke from this segment. 701 00:29:07,867 --> 00:29:09,270 Josh. 702 00:29:09,270 --> 00:29:11,575 - Mike Rider? Mike Rider the rex- 703 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:12,408 - Okay. 704 00:29:12,408 --> 00:29:13,241 - The lizard-handed bike rider? 705 00:29:13,241 --> 00:29:16,380 - Bike rider is like you're doing a pun on the first name? 706 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:17,213 - Yeah, yeah. 707 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,630 - So it doesn't incorporate the dinosaur yet. 708 00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:19,921 - Oh, that's good. 709 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,130 Tyrannosaurus Rides! 710 00:29:23,130 --> 00:29:25,710 - The rides pun feels a little strained to me. 711 00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:26,663 - Yeah, okay. - You know what I mean? 712 00:29:26,663 --> 00:29:28,050 - How are you guys doing? 713 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:29,484 - I'm doing okay. 714 00:29:32,633 --> 00:29:33,466 Zac. 715 00:29:33,466 --> 00:29:36,300 - Really? Colonel Mustard, Plum? 716 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,520 No one thinks Red Rebecca did the murder? 717 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,855 - Incredible. Red Rebecca. 718 00:29:41,855 --> 00:29:43,512 - Wow! 719 00:29:43,512 --> 00:29:44,345 - Red Rebecca? - And also 720 00:29:44,345 --> 00:29:45,889 the auteur assassin. 721 00:29:46,890 --> 00:29:47,802 - Brennan. 722 00:29:47,802 --> 00:29:49,773 - Oldrond half-Elven. 723 00:29:50,772 --> 00:29:52,470 Elrond. 724 00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:54,540 I don't need to prove myself to anybody. 725 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,273 I don't need to prove myself to you. 726 00:29:56,273 --> 00:29:57,799 I don't need to prove myself to Sam. 727 00:29:57,799 --> 00:29:59,190 He's Elrond but he's old, okay? 728 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:00,057 - It's Oldrond. - He's old Elrond. 729 00:30:00,057 --> 00:30:01,213 - I got it. It just took me a minute. 730 00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:02,669 I don't need to prove myself. 731 00:30:02,669 --> 00:30:03,570 Josh. 732 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:05,280 - Harley-Davidson. Rawr. 733 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,290 - Okay, so in that case, 734 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:09,120 the Harley-Davidson was the bike reference, 735 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,000 and then you made a noise that a dinosaur wouldn't make. 736 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,833 - Yeah. 737 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:13,666 - But they're not combined yet, you know? 738 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:15,250 - Okay. Oh, oh, oh! 739 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,083 Yeah. 740 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:18,690 Bikes. 741 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:20,173 Okay... 742 00:30:20,173 --> 00:30:21,942 - The people have spoken. 743 00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:24,720 - I have an idea that involves all of us. 744 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,513 - Oh, shit. - In this specific state. 745 00:30:26,513 --> 00:30:27,750 Put this on. - Mm-hmm. 746 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,050 - I come over here? Great. 747 00:30:30,031 --> 00:30:31,200 Zac. 748 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,360 - Triple Guy Investments. 749 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,280 Do you need a vest? Do you need to put it on? 750 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,391 We're gonna help you out. 751 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:41,100 - Wow, Zac! - Invest today. 752 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,000 - Really good. 753 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,523 - There's never been a better time to be in vests. 754 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,650 Brennan. 755 00:30:46,650 --> 00:30:47,700 - Jacob Wysocki. 756 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:50,375 Oh! 757 00:30:50,375 --> 00:30:54,300 Honestly, fantastic. Fantastic. 758 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,133 Oh! 759 00:30:55,133 --> 00:30:57,044 - Josh. - Rex Michaelis. 760 00:30:57,877 --> 00:30:59,040 - There's nothing about this 761 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,990 that's an impression of Vic Michaelis, right? 762 00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:02,310 It feels like you're trying to capitalize 763 00:31:02,310 --> 00:31:03,953 on Brennan's success. 764 00:31:03,953 --> 00:31:05,160 Zac. 765 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,347 I'm Mrs. Pee-Pee. 766 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:12,983 Wow! 767 00:31:14,404 --> 00:31:15,690 Brennan. 768 00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:18,768 - I'm Playboy Bunny. You fucking happy? 769 00:31:19,661 --> 00:31:20,700 You fucking happy? 770 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,240 That is a mini... 771 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,206 Oh, Josh. 772 00:31:25,206 --> 00:31:26,039 - Huh? 773 00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:26,942 - BMRex. 774 00:31:26,942 --> 00:31:28,373 - Oh! 775 00:31:28,373 --> 00:31:30,613 Fuck yeah! BMRex. 776 00:31:30,613 --> 00:31:31,612 - That was my- - Oh, wait. 777 00:31:31,612 --> 00:31:34,659 Bikes. 778 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,730 - Each year we gather 779 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:42,660 to celebrate short-form improvisational comedy, but tonight, 780 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:46,590 let us take a moment to honor someone who can't be with us 781 00:31:46,590 --> 00:31:48,210 due to scheduling conflicts 782 00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:51,030 because they're shooting something in Budapest. 783 00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:54,330 Please join us as we remember Vic Michaelis, 784 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:57,120 who's gone only for a very short period of time. 785 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:57,953 Vic. 786 00:31:57,953 --> 00:31:59,171 That is my name. 787 00:31:59,171 --> 00:32:00,240 - Vic. - Yeah. 788 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,980 - Vic! - Yes. 789 00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:04,180 A dog help a dame out, you know what I mean? 790 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:07,053 It's not sad, okay? Smiling faces. 791 00:32:08,190 --> 00:32:12,467 Evelyn Tucci, the paternal grandmother of Stanley Tucci. 792 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,360 I love this 'cause it's like Groundhog Day 793 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,980 or the Hallmark movie round and round. 794 00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:20,040 Evelyn Tucci 795 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,323 I'm responsible for the BP oil spill! Ah! 796 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,100 So Evelyn Tucci, I think an important thing 797 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,810 to know about her... 798 00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,317 His name is the Hamblurglar. 799 00:32:40,050 --> 00:32:40,883 - We miss you, Vic. 800 00:32:40,883 --> 00:32:41,716 - By the time you see this, 801 00:32:41,716 --> 00:32:42,952 you will have been home for a while. 802 00:32:42,952 --> 00:32:45,600 Yeah. You will have been home for months- 803 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,280 - Seven months. - ...and months. 804 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,410 That brings us to round three where our players 805 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:54,277 will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together. 806 00:32:54,277 --> 00:32:55,800 - Oh, the podium's in the way. 807 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,760 - Josh. - Huh? 808 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,593 - Zac. - Hey! 809 00:32:57,593 --> 00:32:58,426 - Brennan. - Yessir. 810 00:32:58,426 --> 00:33:00,240 - This is a quick Round Robin. 811 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,100 If you could please deliver your responses 812 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,670 to your respective solo cameras. 813 00:33:05,670 --> 00:33:10,670 Your prompt is, less popular boy band personality types. 814 00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:13,233 - Rocco, the landlord. 815 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,410 Hey, it's four boys 816 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:19,010 and the guy who owns the building that they live in. 817 00:33:20,190 --> 00:33:22,200 - Hi, I'm Tarantula Slithers. 818 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,870 Y'all like reptiles? I sure do. 819 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:27,663 Kiss my iguana and my python, if you know what I mean. 820 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:36,395 - I'm the creepy Southern man who gives directions, 821 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,980 but I happen to be the final member of BTS. 822 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:43,705 I'm the sickly one. 823 00:33:44,538 --> 00:33:46,920 Father let me join the boy band 824 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,357 because I haven't very long to live at all. 825 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:53,220 If you throw your panties at me and they strike me, 826 00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:55,694 I shall die. 827 00:33:55,694 --> 00:33:59,310 Even the most negligibly hefty panty 828 00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:01,170 will kill me on contact. 829 00:34:01,170 --> 00:34:03,540 - Oh no! I love this game! 830 00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:05,820 - Hi, I'm Chris. I'm 16 years old. 831 00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:07,920 And I'm in a boy band, but instead of singing, 832 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,743 I do a very specific impression of Marge Simpson. 833 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,160 Hey, Homie. 834 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,490 I'm not great at it, but I'm here. 835 00:34:17,490 --> 00:34:19,428 - It's weird how every song ends with- 836 00:34:19,428 --> 00:34:22,269 ♪ And I want it that way ♪ 837 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:23,675 - Hey, Homie. 838 00:34:25,775 --> 00:34:27,240 - Oh, incredible. - Homie! 839 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,460 - Let's say a poster of 18 points 840 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,511 up on each of your bedroom walls. 841 00:34:31,511 --> 00:34:33,060 - Wow! - Which brings us to- 842 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,170 - Wow. - Nice. 843 00:34:34,170 --> 00:34:35,190 - Josh. - What? 844 00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:36,110 - Zac. - Huh? 845 00:34:36,110 --> 00:34:38,070 - Brennan. - You call and I answer. 846 00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:42,142 - What Republicans think happens in a Norwegian prison. 847 00:34:42,142 --> 00:34:44,880 - Ooh. Oh no. 848 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,740 - Your bonds, they are too tight? 849 00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:47,643 - Yeah. 850 00:34:48,627 --> 00:34:49,460 - Click, click, click, click. 851 00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:50,632 - Oh, thank you. 852 00:34:50,632 --> 00:34:52,276 - Ice cream? - Oh, thank you. 853 00:34:52,276 --> 00:34:53,109 - Ice cream? 854 00:34:53,109 --> 00:34:53,942 - Yes, please. 855 00:34:53,942 --> 00:34:54,775 - Very good. 856 00:34:54,775 --> 00:34:56,610 - But I have a bit of a tummy ache. 857 00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:57,443 - Mm. 858 00:34:57,443 --> 00:34:59,079 - You are free to go. Your sentence is commuted. 859 00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:01,890 Oh. 860 00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:02,723 - Oh man. 861 00:35:02,723 --> 00:35:03,783 - May I take the ice cream? 862 00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:07,360 - The prison will send ice cream home with you. 863 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,840 - Goodbye, Fredrik. 864 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,568 - Thank you for doing crimes. 865 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,710 - A life sentence of points to you all. 866 00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:17,543 - Thank you. 867 00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:22,342 - Which brings us to the last prompt of our season! 868 00:35:22,342 --> 00:35:23,670 - Shit! - Wow. 869 00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:24,840 - Josh. - Hi! 870 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:25,710 - Zac. - Hi? 871 00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:26,748 - Brennan. - Hi! 872 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,050 - Congratulations, it's a Gift Prompt. 873 00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:31,883 - What? - What? 874 00:35:31,883 --> 00:35:35,130 - And it comes from none other than yourselves? 875 00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:36,390 - What? What's happening? 876 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:38,340 - Wait, is this gonna be some AI shit? 877 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,313 - Here with my two brothers, Bronnan and Zec. 878 00:35:41,425 --> 00:35:44,610 We're gonna translate some bad guys back to hell. 879 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,050 - All bad guys come from hell, 880 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:48,234 and we need to send them back there. 881 00:35:48,234 --> 00:35:49,500 - What could they be saying? 882 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:52,867 - Bad things about the Bible! That's right, brothers. 883 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:54,533 - Goo-gah! 884 00:35:54,533 --> 00:35:56,433 - We're Australian Power Rangers for Christ! 885 00:35:58,182 --> 00:36:00,069 Australian Power Rangers 886 00:36:01,984 --> 00:36:04,380 for Christ. 887 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:05,490 - It's praying time! 888 00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:08,231 Form of Christ, the Savior! 889 00:36:11,557 --> 00:36:14,550 - Form of T-Rex that anachronistically works 890 00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:16,227 with the idea of Christ 891 00:36:16,227 --> 00:36:20,020 and the seven days in which God took to create our world. 892 00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:24,900 It's me, the Demon of Lust! 893 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:28,095 With, also, a boomerang! 894 00:36:28,095 --> 00:36:29,340 - Oh no! - No! 895 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:31,920 - I've come to take these nice Aussie teens 896 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,596 and convince of the beauty of premarital sex! 897 00:36:36,429 --> 00:36:39,360 Cockerang, go! 898 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,250 - By the power of Joshua's sword! 899 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:42,650 That's a Bible thing, right? 900 00:36:43,498 --> 00:36:44,820 I cut that thing in half. 901 00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:47,850 Abstinence rules! 902 00:36:47,850 --> 00:36:49,346 - All right, crikey! 903 00:36:49,346 --> 00:36:52,410 - Oh, we got him! He's all chundered over the ground! 904 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,294 - Absolutely chundered. 905 00:36:55,269 --> 00:36:56,520 - I think we need to take a quick break 906 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,947 to give our audience a little bit of a PSA. 907 00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:00,480 Have you ever been in a situation 908 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,960 where you wanna do something you wanna do? 909 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,970 Well, just do what we would do. 910 00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:09,120 We would, uh... 911 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,010 We would stand up for ourselves. 912 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:12,510 Stand up for ourself... 913 00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:13,620 Stand up... 914 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:15,510 We'd stand up for ourselves. 915 00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:16,343 - Right. 916 00:37:16,343 --> 00:37:17,280 - Remember this, kids. 917 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,160 If there's a voice inside your heart 918 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,620 that tells you to do bad things, 919 00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,130 hate yourself, just absolutely hate yourself. 920 00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:25,963 - Absolutely really hate yourself. 921 00:37:25,963 --> 00:37:27,450 - Fill yourself with guilt. 922 00:37:27,450 --> 00:37:29,750 - Suppress it, keep it all inside. 923 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:30,583 - Down. 924 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,000 The number one thing Christ believed in 925 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,460 was overtaking your nation's government 926 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:38,160 to legislate against homosexuality. 927 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,117 That's the number one thing he was talking about. 928 00:37:40,117 --> 00:37:42,450 - Absolute first thing. - That's absolutely right. 929 00:37:42,450 --> 00:37:45,750 - Fellas, can I interest you into celebrating our defeat 930 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:49,343 of the chundered man over there with a quick little video? 931 00:37:49,343 --> 00:37:50,645 - I think that'd be great! 932 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:51,870 - Can you film me for one moment? 933 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:56,220 - All right, comin' at ya, it's the Green Christ Ranger. 934 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:58,080 What do you have to say, Green Christ Ranger? 935 00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,616 - Watch this! 936 00:37:59,616 --> 00:38:01,583 Oh! 937 00:38:04,966 --> 00:38:05,914 - Wow! 938 00:38:05,914 --> 00:38:09,153 No back down, no back down! 939 00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:11,062 - Wow! - But you don't back down. 940 00:38:11,062 --> 00:38:12,862 What do you think you know? What do you know about that? 941 00:38:13,695 --> 00:38:15,897 Oh, he's dead, he's dead! He's- 942 00:38:15,897 --> 00:38:16,920 - Cross energy! 943 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,638 - One giant Megazord point for you all. 944 00:38:21,828 --> 00:38:22,661 Cross! 945 00:38:22,661 --> 00:38:25,470 - Which brings us to the end of our season! 946 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,303 Our winner tonight... 947 00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:30,686 Brennan Lee Mulligan. 948 00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:32,790 - Oh! - What? What? 949 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:37,790 - Brennan, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear. 950 00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:40,620 - I dedicate this to my fellow Noise Boys. 951 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,870 I dedicate this to Zac's somersault. 952 00:38:42,870 --> 00:38:44,340 - That does it for us here at Make Some Noise. 953 00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:46,320 Tune in next season for more of the Game Samer. 954 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,260 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 955 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,897 Good night!