1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,014 Tonight, trying not to let the cat out, 2 00:00:03,014 --> 00:00:04,187 it's Zach Reino. 3 00:00:04,187 --> 00:00:06,320 - Hi. Oh sorry, no stop. 4 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:07,903 No, no, no, no, no. 5 00:00:10,408 --> 00:00:12,624 He'll be fine. 6 00:00:12,624 --> 00:00:14,139 A mouse caught in a rainstorm 7 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,585 using a leaf as an umbrella. 8 00:00:15,585 --> 00:00:16,807 It's Jess McKenna. 9 00:00:21,776 --> 00:00:25,866 - We can be sad for the raindrops or happy for the rainbow. 10 00:00:25,866 --> 00:00:27,647 And hosting a completely different show, 11 00:00:27,647 --> 00:00:29,103 it's Paul F. Tompkins. 12 00:00:29,103 --> 00:00:30,398 - That's right, everyone. 13 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,298 It's time to play 14 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,901 Was It Pie? 15 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:36,517 They're all here to- 16 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:40,027 - Was It Pie? - Was It Pie? 17 00:00:50,471 --> 00:00:52,438 - Welcome to Make Some Noise. 18 00:00:52,438 --> 00:00:54,897 The game so good, we spun it off unchanged. 19 00:00:54,897 --> 00:00:56,747 I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works. 20 00:00:56,747 --> 00:01:00,057 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 21 00:01:00,057 --> 00:01:03,038 our players have never seen before. 22 00:01:03,038 --> 00:01:04,415 Isn't that right, players? 23 00:01:04,415 --> 00:01:05,511 - Not before today. - Correct. 24 00:01:05,511 --> 00:01:06,905 Never seen 'em. Never heard 'em. 25 00:01:06,905 --> 00:01:08,509 - And I never will. - They will 26 00:01:08,509 --> 00:01:10,335 to the best of their ability to fulfill those prompts. 27 00:01:10,335 --> 00:01:11,902 I will award them corresponding points 28 00:01:11,902 --> 00:01:14,142 and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear, 29 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:17,841 which if you take on a plane, careful, it may pop. 30 00:01:17,841 --> 00:01:21,578 Players, are you ready to rumble? 31 00:01:21,578 --> 00:01:22,880 - Yes. - I'd like to rumble. 32 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,062 - I'm going to punch both of my friends. 33 00:01:26,062 --> 00:01:27,556 - Zach. - Sam. 34 00:01:27,556 --> 00:01:31,189 - The Pokemon in order of Fuckability. 35 00:01:31,189 --> 00:01:32,871 - Wow. - Yeah, really good. 36 00:01:32,871 --> 00:01:36,189 - Let's start with the bugs. No one is fucking the bugs. 37 00:01:36,189 --> 00:01:38,959 We got Kakuna. We got Caterpie. 38 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:40,674 Actually, I am going to move Butterfree later 39 00:01:40,674 --> 00:01:42,106 because Butterfree can get it. 40 00:01:42,106 --> 00:01:44,334 Let's then move on to the rock types. 41 00:01:44,334 --> 00:01:47,914 We're talking your Geodudes. We're talking your Onyxes. 42 00:01:47,914 --> 00:01:51,818 These are unfuckable, hard, not-nice-to-touch boys 43 00:01:51,818 --> 00:01:52,651 and girls. 44 00:01:52,651 --> 00:01:55,785 Actually, under those, let's put the poisonous ones. 45 00:01:55,785 --> 00:01:59,063 So poisonous ones do have to stay down at the bottom. 46 00:01:59,063 --> 00:02:00,648 That's going to be a lot of plant types. 47 00:02:00,648 --> 00:02:03,462 Tangela accepted because Tangela is mostly tentacles, 48 00:02:03,462 --> 00:02:06,294 and the internet has told me that that is a sex thing. 49 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:10,896 All three legendary birds are going around A tier 50 00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:12,782 for being like pretty hot, 51 00:02:12,782 --> 00:02:15,030 but also they have celebrity complex. 52 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:16,605 It's going to be weird afterwards. 53 00:02:16,605 --> 00:02:21,113 Mewtwo, never not ever. Too close to a human. Get out. 54 00:02:21,113 --> 00:02:22,815 But yeah, any of your original three, 55 00:02:22,815 --> 00:02:25,065 your Charmanders, your Bulbasaurs, your Squirtles. 56 00:02:25,065 --> 00:02:27,401 They're going to be a good time. The birds, nope. 57 00:02:27,401 --> 00:02:32,286 Mr. Mime is a big creep and on a lot of watch lists, so no. 58 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:35,883 Lapras, the big one that you swim on, more of a boat. 59 00:02:35,883 --> 00:02:37,097 Lapras fam rise up. 60 00:02:37,097 --> 00:02:38,491 You want to fuck a Lapras that's between you and your God. 61 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,850 - Same. You can ride it. 62 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:42,145 - She's not wrong, folks. 63 00:02:42,145 --> 00:02:45,089 But the number one fuckable Pokemon 64 00:02:45,089 --> 00:02:47,930 is the mid evolution of Dratini, 65 00:02:49,138 --> 00:02:50,365 Dragonair. 66 00:02:50,365 --> 00:02:54,281 It's a big mystical snake with a horn that flies 67 00:02:54,281 --> 00:02:56,396 and it's going to make you feel like you're in love. 68 00:02:56,396 --> 00:02:58,010 Wow. 69 00:02:58,010 --> 00:02:59,358 Wow, Zach. 70 00:02:59,358 --> 00:03:01,130 - I was a little confused when you said 71 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:05,191 the ones that looked too human were a no. 72 00:03:05,191 --> 00:03:08,907 - 75 points via trading table for you. 73 00:03:08,907 --> 00:03:09,740 - Jess. - Sam. 74 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:14,740 If you give a mouse an edible. 75 00:03:15,096 --> 00:03:17,553 - This is Jessica McKenna's second mouse of the show. 76 00:03:17,553 --> 00:03:18,746 - I was just going to say, 77 00:03:18,746 --> 00:03:22,979 am I about to enter a mouse-only episode? 78 00:03:22,979 --> 00:03:26,319 Okay, if you give a mouse an edible, 79 00:03:26,319 --> 00:03:28,438 they're going to ask you the time. 80 00:03:28,438 --> 00:03:31,305 And if you tell the mouse the time, they're going to say, 81 00:03:31,305 --> 00:03:33,958 "Okay, so I shouldn't be feeling it yet." 82 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:36,130 And if you don't give a mouse an answer, 83 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:39,175 the mouse will ask you for another bite of edible, 84 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:40,278 because they're certain 85 00:03:40,278 --> 00:03:42,862 that they should be feeling the edible by now. 86 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:45,998 And if you give a mouse a second bite of edible, 87 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:48,378 then the mouse will suddenly say, 88 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:51,931 "Oh no, for now I'm feeling the edible too much." 89 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:53,680 And then the mouse will say, 90 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,522 "Could you give a mouse a cookie?" 91 00:03:55,522 --> 00:03:57,791 If you give a mouse a regular cookie, 92 00:03:57,791 --> 00:03:59,178 they're going to want some milk. 93 00:03:59,178 --> 00:04:01,357 If you give a mouse an edible cookie, 94 00:04:01,357 --> 00:04:03,131 they're going to start walking through your house 95 00:04:03,131 --> 00:04:05,425 and asking you questions about your mom. 96 00:04:05,425 --> 00:04:08,701 And if you give an answer about the mom. 97 00:04:08,701 --> 00:04:10,274 Then the mouse will say, 98 00:04:10,274 --> 00:04:11,666 "And how does that make you feel about 99 00:04:11,666 --> 00:04:13,915 your own potential to be a parent?" 100 00:04:13,915 --> 00:04:17,330 And then you and the mouse will sort of stare off and wonder 101 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:19,334 what is the purpose of any of this? 102 00:04:19,334 --> 00:04:20,625 And then the mouse will say, 103 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:22,444 "Wait a second. Have you eaten?" 104 00:04:25,297 --> 00:04:27,060 - Yeah, let's say a point cut in half 105 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:28,185 just to be on the safe side. 106 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,018 - Thank you. 107 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,251 Dosage is important. - It's so important. 108 00:04:31,251 --> 00:04:32,768 - Paul. - Who calls so loud? 109 00:04:36,512 --> 00:04:39,998 A judge vamping because the deliberation room 110 00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:41,658 isn't ready yet. 111 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:44,638 - So they will be out soon, I'm told. 112 00:04:44,638 --> 00:04:49,120 And I would like to commend the officers of the court 113 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,283 for good behavior during this trial. 114 00:04:51,283 --> 00:04:54,124 I didn't have to do any "sustained" or "overruled"s. 115 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:59,063 It makes it easy for me, so thank you. 116 00:04:59,063 --> 00:05:01,338 To the accused, 117 00:05:01,338 --> 00:05:03,578 I hope you didn't do it. 118 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,830 That's not me weighing in on what the jury will say. 119 00:05:07,830 --> 00:05:09,264 I've not influenced them. 120 00:05:09,264 --> 00:05:12,583 This is just me as a guy saying, "I hope you didn't do it." 121 00:05:14,496 --> 00:05:17,095 It's good they're taking this time 122 00:05:17,095 --> 00:05:18,572 because you don't want it to be a rush. 123 00:05:18,572 --> 00:05:19,902 But you don't want it to be like one of those movies 124 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,581 where it's like one guy holding things up. 125 00:05:23,387 --> 00:05:24,807 Yes? 126 00:05:24,807 --> 00:05:25,640 They're going to need 127 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,473 like a couple more minutes. 128 00:05:26,473 --> 00:05:28,952 Are you fucking- 129 00:05:28,952 --> 00:05:30,318 Well, I shouldn't have said anything. 130 00:05:31,644 --> 00:05:33,298 There's one guy holding everything up. 131 00:05:36,459 --> 00:05:38,361 - This jury finds the defendant guilty 132 00:05:38,361 --> 00:05:40,385 of earning eight points. 133 00:05:40,385 --> 00:05:41,313 - Talked for a long time. 134 00:05:41,313 --> 00:05:43,647 - Which brings us back to Zach. 135 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:45,443 - Paul. Sam. - Sam. 136 00:05:45,443 --> 00:05:48,248 The Grinch who stole shark week. 137 00:05:50,248 --> 00:05:53,956 - In a small little village way down by the pier, 138 00:05:53,956 --> 00:05:57,971 there's some celebrating people whose joy was quite clear. 139 00:05:57,971 --> 00:06:01,177 They loved when the sharks came along to the coast. 140 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:03,658 They loved it a little. They loved it the most. 141 00:06:05,447 --> 00:06:10,336 But one in the town who hated a lark. He hated the village. 142 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:11,997 He hated the sharks. 143 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:15,037 He hated the week where the villagers cheered. 144 00:06:15,037 --> 00:06:18,944 And so he filled up the ocean with beer. 145 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:22,380 The beer was so sudsy, the beer was so wet, 146 00:06:22,380 --> 00:06:25,879 the beer was more beer than an ocean could get. 147 00:06:25,879 --> 00:06:28,786 The jellyfish died, and the fish they all screamed. 148 00:06:28,786 --> 00:06:32,784 And the sharks, of course, were nowhere to be seen. 149 00:06:32,784 --> 00:06:36,273 A small little girl as she swam in the waves 150 00:06:36,273 --> 00:06:39,891 said, "Am I drunk now? Is this how you behave? 151 00:06:39,891 --> 00:06:42,776 I miss all the sharks, but what can I do? 152 00:06:42,776 --> 00:06:46,286 They've been stolen from me. They've been stolen from you." 153 00:06:46,286 --> 00:06:49,874 So she swam to the bottom and under the sand, 154 00:06:49,874 --> 00:06:53,210 she found a big plug with her little girl hand. 155 00:06:53,210 --> 00:06:56,794 And she pulled it open and the water did drain. 156 00:06:56,794 --> 00:07:00,171 And the ocean, as we know, was never the same 157 00:07:00,171 --> 00:07:03,089 for all of the sharks were now flopping about. 158 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,913 But there was no air and they couldn't get out. 159 00:07:05,913 --> 00:07:09,154 So the villagers cried and they cried all the same. 160 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:11,996 And then from their eyes came a whole bunch of rain, 161 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,568 which filled up the ocean. 162 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:17,336 The ocean was back and shark week was saved, 163 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:19,247 and that's about that. 164 00:07:19,247 --> 00:07:20,859 Wow. 165 00:07:20,859 --> 00:07:24,691 - Oh my God, Zach. - Wow. 166 00:07:24,691 --> 00:07:28,024 - Incredible. - Discovery Channel wishes. 167 00:07:29,266 --> 00:07:33,883 - A 39 1/2 foot pole for you. Uh-oh, Jess. 168 00:07:33,883 --> 00:07:35,579 - Uh-oh, Sam. - It looks like a storm's 169 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:39,328 a' brewin' and that cloud is coming for you in particular. 170 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:41,470 It's time for a doozy, 171 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:43,811 - A doozy? - A doozy. 172 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:46,875 - A doozy. - Oh wow, wow, wow. 173 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:48,345 It's so much text. 174 00:07:48,345 --> 00:07:51,961 - A player on The Traitors is banished 175 00:07:51,961 --> 00:07:54,530 and steps into the 'circle of truth'. 176 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:56,742 First, she cleverly calls out 177 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:58,923 three players who voted her out. 178 00:07:58,923 --> 00:08:02,864 Mr. Bean, Guy Fieri, and the Very Hungry Caterpillar. 179 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:05,696 Then she manages to fake us out three times 180 00:08:05,696 --> 00:08:08,130 as to whether she's a faithful or traitor 181 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:09,949 before finally exiting the show. 182 00:08:09,949 --> 00:08:14,165 The time for talk is over. 183 00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:20,130 Lala, before you are banished from my castle forever, 184 00:08:20,546 --> 00:08:25,463 will you reveal, were you a faithful or were you a traitor? 185 00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:31,774 - Listen, you all know that when I came here, 186 00:08:31,774 --> 00:08:34,097 I made my game very clear. 187 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,028 Mr. Bean- - Oh? 188 00:08:36,028 --> 00:08:38,193 - I told you when we found the secret room 189 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:41,277 behind the secret room that you are an idol to me. 190 00:08:41,277 --> 00:08:43,670 You said nothing back. You just dropped a book. 191 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:45,885 You picked up the book again, dropped the book, 192 00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:48,390 tried to flip through a few pages, put it back on the shelf, 193 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:49,714 wiped some sweat off your brow, 194 00:08:49,714 --> 00:08:51,003 and then exit the secret room 195 00:08:51,003 --> 00:08:55,182 where then I was discovered alone by Guy Fieri. 196 00:08:55,182 --> 00:08:56,679 I thought you and me bonded. 197 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:58,007 When we did the bug challenge 198 00:08:58,007 --> 00:09:01,123 where a bunch of bugs fell on our face- 199 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:03,402 Then you stabbed me in the back, 200 00:09:03,402 --> 00:09:05,436 that's donkey sauce, bro and you know it. 201 00:09:08,290 --> 00:09:11,532 Very Hungry Caterpillar, you writing my name down, 202 00:09:11,532 --> 00:09:13,807 Eric Carlisle somewhere is sobbing. 203 00:09:13,807 --> 00:09:16,398 - Oh wow. - So y'all, listen, 204 00:09:16,398 --> 00:09:18,399 I know this is just a game and we have 205 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:22,542 a lot of fun out here, but in the end, this isn't fun for me 206 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:25,529 to tell you that actually this whole time 207 00:09:25,529 --> 00:09:28,479 I have faithfully tra- 208 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:31,569 - ded memories 209 00:09:31,569 --> 00:09:35,435 with all of you, my fellow faithful 210 00:09:36,393 --> 00:09:39,259 TV appearance folks. 211 00:09:39,259 --> 00:09:41,732 And y'all are going to feel ridiculous 212 00:09:41,732 --> 00:09:45,467 when you find out once and for all the truth. 213 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:49,543 Guy Fieri, Very Hungry Caterpillar, Mr. Bean. 214 00:09:49,543 --> 00:09:50,973 - Ooh. 215 00:09:50,973 --> 00:09:52,556 - That I'm in fact- 216 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:02,584 A traitor. 217 00:10:02,584 --> 00:10:06,444 - I knew it. I knew it. - I knew it. I knew it. 218 00:10:06,444 --> 00:10:07,987 - What did I say? 219 00:10:07,987 --> 00:10:10,878 - Y'all have fun, have fun, have fun. 220 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,447 - Fantastic. - Way to doozy. 221 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,918 - Hey, I love a doozy. - I would give you points, 222 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:18,350 but I think it'd be more fun if Paul did as Alan Cumming. 223 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,977 - For your monologue during the doozy. 224 00:10:20,977 --> 00:10:25,578 I award you two points to go into the prize pot. 225 00:10:25,578 --> 00:10:26,952 - Oh good. 226 00:10:26,952 --> 00:10:29,400 - Paul - Who calls so loud? 227 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,028 - This mall Santa is taking some bold swings 228 00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:34,951 with the character's lore. 229 00:10:34,951 --> 00:10:39,744 - Ho, ho, ho, and tell me what would you like for Christmas? 230 00:10:39,744 --> 00:10:41,052 I just wondered if you could 231 00:10:41,052 --> 00:10:43,291 explain your backstory. 232 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,591 - Sure okay, you know, not a lot of people ask me, 233 00:10:45,591 --> 00:10:47,489 so thank you for that. - Yeah. 234 00:10:47,489 --> 00:10:48,928 - I used to be a saint. 235 00:10:48,928 --> 00:10:50,020 - Then you got bad? 236 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,382 - No, they brought me back to life. 237 00:10:52,382 --> 00:10:54,298 All of a sudden, I was just alive again. 238 00:10:54,298 --> 00:10:56,867 - Oh, was that scary? - It's very scary. 239 00:10:56,867 --> 00:11:00,062 I remember going through a red tunnel. 240 00:11:00,062 --> 00:11:01,541 And they said I'm being punished 241 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:04,020 for the sins I committed in life. 242 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:06,356 - That sounds like you were in hell, Santa. 243 00:11:06,356 --> 00:11:09,257 - Ooh, good call. I bet I was. 244 00:11:09,257 --> 00:11:12,319 It was very warm, and- yes, you have a question? 245 00:11:12,319 --> 00:11:13,688 Like "Spawn"? 246 00:11:13,688 --> 00:11:17,482 - Yes, I was just like "Spawn." 247 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:20,229 I was in hell, I was called back to life. 248 00:11:20,229 --> 00:11:23,371 In this case, to deliver toys to boys and girls- 249 00:11:23,371 --> 00:11:24,964 - But that sounds nice. - Around the world. 250 00:11:24,964 --> 00:11:26,503 - Do you like it? - Oh, you'd think it was nice 251 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:29,523 but when I go through the chimney, I can feel it. 252 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,940 I feel my bones and my organs 253 00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:35,465 just grinding against each other as I go down. 254 00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:36,908 It's terribly painful. 255 00:11:36,908 --> 00:11:39,011 - Does it remind you of the tunnel from hell? 256 00:11:39,011 --> 00:11:40,858 - Oh I wish, when I'm going through that chimney, 257 00:11:40,858 --> 00:11:43,665 I'm like, "Take me back to hell." 258 00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:45,748 - How do the reindeer factor in? 259 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:49,364 - The reindeer are the souls of people- 260 00:11:52,225 --> 00:11:54,261 Who cheated on their spouses. 261 00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:57,428 Oh. 262 00:11:58,525 --> 00:11:59,358 - "Spawn." 263 00:11:59,358 --> 00:12:01,150 - Haven't thought of "Spawn" in a long time. 264 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,205 - 2.2 billion milk and cookies for you, Paul. 265 00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:07,500 Which brings us to our first mini game. 266 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,290 This is a little mini game that we like to call 267 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:13,133 If It Could Talk, in this case, puppets. 268 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,375 Players, how this is going to work is 269 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,986 I'm going to present each of you with 270 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:18,340 an actual puppet to voice. 271 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:21,673 If I could please have our first puppet. 272 00:12:22,977 --> 00:12:25,898 - What? Look at this puppet. 273 00:12:25,898 --> 00:12:27,898 Thank you, Paul. 274 00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:33,299 - Fruit spheres! - Now with 100% fruits. 275 00:12:33,299 --> 00:12:38,049 It's fantastical! 276 00:12:39,279 --> 00:12:42,446 - Generic brand Toucan Sam. I love it. 277 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:45,861 If I could please have our next puppet. 278 00:12:45,861 --> 00:12:48,376 - Hi, puppet. - Hi, puppet. 279 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,245 That's good. 280 00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:51,766 - I think this time let's give it to Jess. 281 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:54,706 Well, what folks don't know is 282 00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:58,688 Georgia O'Keefe and I will lovers for many years. 283 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:01,629 Wow, highbrow Jess. 284 00:13:01,629 --> 00:13:04,526 - Georgia O'Keefe painted flowers that looked like vaginas. 285 00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:06,223 - Or did she paint vaginas that looked like flowers? 286 00:13:06,223 --> 00:13:08,056 - Like flowers? - Whoa. 287 00:13:08,906 --> 00:13:12,073 - Whoa, bye-bye, puppet. - Bye, puppet. 288 00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:15,304 - If I could please have our next puppet. 289 00:13:15,304 --> 00:13:16,304 - Oh! - Whoa! 290 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:18,960 - That made a little entrance. 291 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,514 - Why don't we hand this one off to Paul? 292 00:13:20,514 --> 00:13:21,764 - Let it loose. 293 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,038 And ever since my first Burning Man, 294 00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:26,963 this has been my look. 295 00:13:30,479 --> 00:13:32,926 If I could please have our next puppet. 296 00:13:32,926 --> 00:13:34,083 - Come here, puppet. 297 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,166 Oh yeah. - Oh. 298 00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:38,789 - Well, let's say Zach once more. 299 00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:40,796 - Oh wow. - Yeah. 300 00:13:40,796 --> 00:13:44,937 - I am but the spirit of a fallen oak 301 00:13:44,937 --> 00:13:49,757 and I have but one message to you, people of the world. 302 00:13:49,757 --> 00:13:53,281 I am selling Cutco knives! 303 00:13:53,281 --> 00:13:54,631 They chop anything! 304 00:13:58,362 --> 00:14:02,557 Go ahead and hand that over to Jess. 305 00:14:02,557 --> 00:14:04,353 You're not going to believe this. 306 00:14:04,353 --> 00:14:06,106 A small girl found the plug 307 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:09,214 at the bottom of the frigging ocean. 308 00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:13,725 There I was drinking a delicious IPA, 309 00:14:13,725 --> 00:14:17,853 and some little girl fucking drowns my whole world. 310 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,465 Bye, puppet. - Bye, puppet. 311 00:14:21,465 --> 00:14:24,056 - Well, that's got to be it for the puppets, right? 312 00:14:24,056 --> 00:14:26,044 - There couldn't possibly be more puppets. 313 00:14:26,044 --> 00:14:28,803 - You underestimate my fetish for mini games. 314 00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:32,657 If I could please have our last puppet. 315 00:14:32,657 --> 00:14:36,428 - Whoa. - Whoa, double pup. 316 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:37,777 It's a double puppet. 317 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:38,907 - Yeah, this is. Paul. 318 00:14:38,907 --> 00:14:39,753 - Oh sure. 319 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,608 - I mean, these are incredible but I might barf a little. 320 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,470 - And when we get to the mall, 321 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,034 we're going to have our picture taken 322 00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,672 and we're going to be nice, right? 323 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,022 I don't like it. 324 00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:54,316 - I know you don't like it, but we have to do it. 325 00:14:54,316 --> 00:14:55,662 I like it. 326 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,611 - Yeah, I know you like it too much. 327 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,876 - Now I have a really tough decision to make. 328 00:15:02,876 --> 00:15:05,937 I have a surprise. It's a bonus puppet. 329 00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:07,574 - Are you fucking kidding me? 330 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,469 - That's crazy. - In addition to the 331 00:15:09,469 --> 00:15:11,013 allotment of puppets? 332 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:14,041 - Paul, if I could please have our very last puppet. 333 00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:17,507 ♪ It's the final puppet ♪ ♪ Puppet ♪ 334 00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:19,397 - Oh, we all know this guy. 335 00:15:19,397 --> 00:15:21,432 - Oh. - Oh shit. 336 00:15:21,432 --> 00:15:24,298 - I think I will hand this first to Zach. 337 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:27,298 - Even the shoes. - Even shoes. 338 00:15:30,069 --> 00:15:32,022 - Welcome to Make Some Noise. 339 00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:35,629 Before me are a series of improvisational prompts 340 00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,606 but know that there is so much more. 341 00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:40,780 Tricks and traps along the way, 342 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:45,780 and I ever will be pulling the strings! 343 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:50,231 It's my true form. 344 00:15:50,231 --> 00:15:51,229 - Oh boy. 345 00:15:51,229 --> 00:15:54,629 - What's up? - It's me, wicked Sam Reich. 346 00:15:54,629 --> 00:15:56,549 This is Make Some Noise. 347 00:15:56,549 --> 00:16:00,593 The show soo good we spun it off unchanged. 348 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,653 We're going to park some improv prompts 349 00:16:03,653 --> 00:16:05,846 in front of our improvisers 350 00:16:05,846 --> 00:16:09,124 and they may or may not do a good job. 351 00:16:09,124 --> 00:16:10,676 I will buzz them either way. 352 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:17,350 - I am from Boston. - There you go. 353 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:21,316 ♪ Why are there so many ♪ 354 00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:24,802 ♪ games that aren't mini ♪ 355 00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:28,669 ♪ All games are mini to me ♪ 356 00:16:28,669 --> 00:16:31,473 ♪ Pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum ♪ 357 00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:36,473 ♪ We can play big games but I don't like doing it ♪ 358 00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,780 And that is a mini game. 359 00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,213 That brings us to round two where our players 360 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:49,073 will now test their talents in teams of twos. 361 00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:50,256 - Testing talents in teams of twos. 362 00:16:50,256 --> 00:16:52,552 - But there's threes of us. 363 00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:53,846 - You're not in this next one. 364 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,858 Are you f- 365 00:16:55,858 --> 00:16:57,609 Zach and Jess. - Me. 366 00:16:57,609 --> 00:17:00,408 - Sam. - A Matryoshka doll 367 00:17:00,408 --> 00:17:02,345 gets an ultrasound. 368 00:17:02,345 --> 00:17:07,277 Have fun, you guys. 369 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,923 - Are you nervous? - No. Excited. Just excited. 370 00:17:09,923 --> 00:17:10,839 - Gel's going to be a little cold. 371 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:12,519 - Thank you so much. Ooh. 372 00:17:12,519 --> 00:17:14,876 - Alright, here we go. Let's see what we got. 373 00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:17,763 - Oh, that's funny. That looks exactly like me but smaller. 374 00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:20,017 Oh, no, no, no. 375 00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:21,586 If you go in, that looks like me, but smaller. 376 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:23,342 - Yeah, that's you. - Can you zoom in? 377 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,889 - Yeah, I'm going to go one layer down. 378 00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:26,961 That's how this works. - Yeah, yeah. Can you enhance? 379 00:17:26,961 --> 00:17:28,008 - Yes. - Oh my goodness. 380 00:17:28,008 --> 00:17:29,838 Look, there's another little me, 381 00:17:29,838 --> 00:17:31,258 but it's inside the other little me. 382 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,355 - Yeah. - Can you enhance? 383 00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:36,640 - Yeah, I can. Have you been feeling okay? 384 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,598 - Actually, you know, now 385 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,578 that I'm in the second trimester, I have a lot more energy. 386 00:17:39,578 --> 00:17:41,364 Oh my goodness. 387 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,293 Is that a little me within a little me within a little me? 388 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:47,036 - Congratulations. You are pregnant with you. 389 00:17:47,036 --> 00:17:49,525 And that you is also pregnant with a smaller you, 390 00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:51,025 and that you is pregnant with a smaller you. 391 00:17:51,025 --> 00:17:53,285 Do you have any questions for me or- 392 00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:55,385 - Nope, this is exactly how I expected this to go. 393 00:17:58,271 --> 00:18:00,071 - Your OB-GYN. 394 00:18:00,071 --> 00:18:02,642 Congratulations, it's a happy healthy 12 points to you both. 395 00:18:02,642 --> 00:18:03,523 - Thank you. 396 00:18:03,523 --> 00:18:05,302 - Jess and Paul. - Sam. 397 00:18:05,302 --> 00:18:06,888 - Who calls so loud? 398 00:18:06,888 --> 00:18:09,344 - A spelling bee contestant's 399 00:18:09,344 --> 00:18:12,352 many, many clarifying questions. 400 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,753 - Country of origin? - Finland. 401 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:20,430 - Time of day best used? 402 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,144 - In its original usage, midday. 403 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,987 Now more often in the morning. 404 00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:26,757 - Say it angry. 405 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,952 Schlorbarg. 406 00:18:28,952 --> 00:18:29,839 - Say it scared. 407 00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:30,735 Schlorbarg! 408 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,051 - Said by Boston person. 409 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:34,230 - Schleh-beh. 410 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,278 - Said by cartoon dog. 411 00:18:35,278 --> 00:18:36,111 Schlurp-ber! 412 00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:36,944 - Said by Minion. 413 00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:41,969 - 35 seconds remaining. - More time please. 414 00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:45,088 Yes. 415 00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:46,758 I really could have done that a really long time. 416 00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,637 I feel like that's like a car game. 417 00:18:51,205 --> 00:18:54,153 - 35 points used in a sentence for you both, 418 00:18:54,153 --> 00:18:56,145 brings us to Paul. 419 00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:57,179 - Who calls so loud? 420 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,891 And Zach. - Jess. 421 00:18:58,891 --> 00:19:03,704 - A ren faire village idiot's performance review. 422 00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:05,871 - Can I talk to you? - Yes. 423 00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:09,535 - Okay, you don't have to do it back here. 424 00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,783 Really, everybody loves your energy 425 00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:15,276 and they love your commitment to detail. 426 00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:16,109 - Nice. 427 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,757 - On the other side of things- 428 00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:21,545 - Is this about the dance? - Yeah. 429 00:19:21,545 --> 00:19:22,786 - People want to see me throw it back. 430 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,495 - I know they do, but I don't know how- 431 00:19:24,495 --> 00:19:27,560 - People want to see me throw it back hard and close up. 432 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,562 - Absolutely, I don't think that nudity 433 00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:33,651 is necessarily like historically accurate. 434 00:19:33,651 --> 00:19:35,491 - Okay, well Deadpool's walking around 435 00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:36,985 'cause it's Marvel day here. 436 00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:39,805 What do you want for me, man? I'm trying to throw it back. 437 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:42,241 I'm trying to wear a jingly hat and throw it back. 438 00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:44,502 - Okay, the jangly hat also needs some discussion. 439 00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:46,005 - 'Cause of all the Tamagotchis on it? 440 00:19:46,005 --> 00:19:49,165 - Yes. It's more of a clackity clack hat. 441 00:19:49,165 --> 00:19:51,206 - I'm trying to keep 'em alive by shaking 'em, 442 00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:52,834 and it was just easier to put 'em on the hat. 443 00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:55,142 - But we have people complaining about anachronisms 444 00:19:55,142 --> 00:19:56,157 and saying that it's distracting. 445 00:19:56,157 --> 00:19:58,027 - They don't know what they want. 446 00:19:58,027 --> 00:20:00,459 - Okay, they don't want a guy who has safety-pinned 447 00:20:00,459 --> 00:20:04,853 a bunch of Tamagotchis to a beanie, taking his pants off- 448 00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:07,072 - And throwing it back. - And throwing it back. 449 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,240 Can you go out there 450 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,934 and just try to roast people a little bit? 451 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:12,182 You know, and talk about the king, that kind of stuff. 452 00:20:12,182 --> 00:20:14,796 - My lord- - Good start. 453 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,531 No, don't do it. 454 00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:21,016 - Got to throw it back. 455 00:20:21,016 --> 00:20:23,562 - A meager pittance to you both. 456 00:20:23,562 --> 00:20:24,618 Which brings us back to Zach. 457 00:20:24,618 --> 00:20:26,373 - Jess. Sam. - Sam and Jess. 458 00:20:26,373 --> 00:20:27,884 - Camera. - Consoling a friend 459 00:20:27,884 --> 00:20:29,256 while also practicing 460 00:20:29,256 --> 00:20:31,017 your words of the day. 461 00:20:31,017 --> 00:20:35,179 - Bro, listen, I know when you first saw her across the bar, 462 00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:37,312 it seemed fortuitous. 463 00:20:37,312 --> 00:20:39,881 - Yeah, no. I guess it was fortuitous. 464 00:20:39,881 --> 00:20:41,484 She was so perfect, you know? 465 00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:42,317 - Yeah. 466 00:20:42,317 --> 00:20:43,459 - I thought it was going to work out. 467 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:47,340 - I know, you had an an immediate sort of 468 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:50,308 saccharine quality about the way that you interacted. 469 00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:53,876 - A what? Saccharine sort of has a negative connotation. 470 00:20:53,876 --> 00:20:55,647 You're saying I was messing up from the very beginning? 471 00:20:55,647 --> 00:20:57,924 - No, bro. No, bro. - Oh! 472 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,778 It's the most unfortuitous. - No, bro. 473 00:21:00,778 --> 00:21:04,615 Bro no, my impetus for saying that was merely to comfort you 474 00:21:04,615 --> 00:21:06,097 in this moment of anguish. 475 00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:07,814 It's just that I was saying that I wonder 476 00:21:07,814 --> 00:21:10,329 if this wasn't actually perfection, it was- 477 00:21:10,329 --> 00:21:11,446 - Not serendipity? 478 00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:14,346 - Nothing serendipitous. It's meant to be ambiguous. 479 00:21:14,346 --> 00:21:18,035 It's meant to have a certain je ne sais quoi. 480 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:23,468 - I had an English teacher who one year 481 00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:25,394 made us guess the most beautiful word 482 00:21:25,394 --> 00:21:26,227 in the English language. 483 00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:27,357 - As if that's objective. 484 00:21:27,357 --> 00:21:30,927 - We all took a guess and then the answer was vermilion. 485 00:21:30,927 --> 00:21:33,120 - Nope, wrong. 486 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,990 The scent of 22 points permeates the room. 487 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,114 - Ooh. 488 00:21:37,114 --> 00:21:40,439 - As we move on, for the last time at round 2, to 489 00:21:40,439 --> 00:21:42,558 - Jess and Paul. - Sam. 490 00:21:42,558 --> 00:21:44,861 - Who calls so loud? 491 00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:47,247 - The magic mirror from "Snow White" 492 00:21:47,247 --> 00:21:50,595 gets hung up on technicalities. 493 00:21:50,595 --> 00:21:52,211 - Oh, I love this one. 494 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:55,254 - Mirror, Mirror on my wall, 495 00:21:55,254 --> 00:21:57,632 who's the fairest of them all? 496 00:21:57,632 --> 00:22:01,227 - I shall tell you now, hang on though. 497 00:22:01,227 --> 00:22:02,459 - It's a simple question. 498 00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:06,405 - No, there are two meanings of the word fair. 499 00:22:06,405 --> 00:22:09,527 Do you mean just or do you mean beautiful? 500 00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,036 - What do you think I mean? 501 00:22:11,036 --> 00:22:14,393 - I presume not what you mean, my queen. 502 00:22:14,393 --> 00:22:17,700 Do you mean fair as in, "Wow, what a fair call 503 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,986 from that referee." 504 00:22:18,986 --> 00:22:20,159 - I'm not a sports queen. 505 00:22:20,159 --> 00:22:23,839 I'm talking about like looks like, who out there's- 506 00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:26,962 - Thank you, and now to answer your question, 507 00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:31,210 but first, fairest of all time? 508 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:32,981 - What? - Or fairest of all 509 00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:34,398 currently living? 510 00:22:35,845 --> 00:22:37,827 - I'm kind of interested in both I guess. 511 00:22:37,827 --> 00:22:41,556 But for now, my purposes, currently living. 512 00:22:41,556 --> 00:22:44,438 - Ah, yes. Could you say it one more time? 513 00:22:44,438 --> 00:22:45,613 - Mirror, Mirror on the wall- 514 00:22:45,613 --> 00:22:48,073 - That's me. - Or me? 515 00:22:48,073 --> 00:22:49,923 - Mirror, this is Mirror, Mirror. 516 00:22:49,923 --> 00:22:51,808 - I just want to talk to the one 517 00:22:51,808 --> 00:22:53,824 that tells me who's hot in the kingdom. 518 00:22:53,824 --> 00:22:56,163 - Okay. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 519 00:22:56,163 --> 00:22:58,670 - So, is that you? - Yes? 520 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,565 Well, pose the question again, my queen. 521 00:23:01,565 --> 00:23:04,046 - That one was a yes or no. 522 00:23:04,046 --> 00:23:06,260 Mirror, Mirror on the wall. 523 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,391 - No, I'm on a hook. 524 00:23:07,391 --> 00:23:09,266 - Okay, so you know it's not you. 525 00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:15,168 Yeah, let's say 81 of the fairest points in the land 526 00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:16,050 for the both of you. 527 00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:17,396 I'll throw a couple of your way, Zach. 528 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,968 - Oh, nice. - I'll take 'em. 529 00:23:18,968 --> 00:23:20,688 - A last prompt of round 2, Paul 530 00:23:20,688 --> 00:23:21,670 - Who calls so loud? 531 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:23,469 - And Zach. - Jess. 532 00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:27,386 - Hour three of hanging one-handed off a cliff. 533 00:23:33,007 --> 00:23:34,562 - Is it a rock? 534 00:23:34,562 --> 00:23:36,445 No. 535 00:23:36,445 --> 00:23:39,770 - Is it sand? - No. 536 00:23:42,980 --> 00:23:43,974 - Did I say rock? 537 00:23:43,974 --> 00:23:46,464 - Yes. - Hold on a second. 538 00:23:48,991 --> 00:23:49,824 - Alright. 539 00:23:49,824 --> 00:23:51,291 - Is it my turn for a shift? 540 00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:52,972 - Yeah, I think so. 541 00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:55,087 - I got you. - Thank you. 542 00:23:55,087 --> 00:23:58,478 All right. 543 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,281 Empty can. - No. Can I just tell you? 544 00:24:01,281 --> 00:24:03,922 - Yeah. - It's pie. Fucking idiot. 545 00:24:03,922 --> 00:24:04,984 - Well, that seems so obvious 546 00:24:04,984 --> 00:24:06,691 you understand why I didn't want to just say- 547 00:24:06,691 --> 00:24:08,560 - I would ask it within the top 10. 548 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,690 - Well, I guess I don't play that way, 549 00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,419 trying to trick people. - Fine, you go. 550 00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:13,252 - You want me to switch? 551 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,419 - Yeah. - Okay. 552 00:24:16,004 --> 00:24:18,678 - Get in there. Okay. - Yeah. 553 00:24:18,678 --> 00:24:21,880 - Is it a- - Give me a fucking second. 554 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,987 Okay, I'm locked in. 555 00:24:22,987 --> 00:24:24,841 - Is it pie? - Yes. 556 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:31,062 - 127 hours worth of points. 557 00:24:31,062 --> 00:24:32,751 - Whoa, that's a lot of points. 558 00:24:32,751 --> 00:24:36,298 - Which brings us to our final mini game. 559 00:24:36,298 --> 00:24:39,559 - Goddammit. - He loves 'em. 560 00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:41,405 - This is a little mini game 561 00:24:41,405 --> 00:24:44,008 that we like to call Milkman Paperboy. 562 00:24:44,008 --> 00:24:46,930 How this works is I will divide my players 563 00:24:46,930 --> 00:24:49,488 into teams of two. 564 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,893 One team will give me a theme song 565 00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:54,995 for a TV show that does not exist in real life. 566 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:58,340 The other team will give me an enaction 567 00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:00,340 of that television show. 568 00:25:01,175 --> 00:25:02,875 There are only three of you. 569 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:03,708 - Whoa! 570 00:25:05,692 --> 00:25:08,247 - Chris Grace. - Did somebody say 571 00:25:08,247 --> 00:25:10,487 it's time to say Grace? 572 00:25:10,487 --> 00:25:11,690 - Nobody said that. 573 00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:14,440 - It's time to say Grace. - Grace. 574 00:25:15,337 --> 00:25:17,091 - We'll get set up for this and be right back 575 00:25:17,091 --> 00:25:18,530 after this transition. 576 00:25:22,018 --> 00:25:24,899 And we are back with our accompanist 577 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:29,043 Aaron Wilson, everyone. 578 00:25:29,043 --> 00:25:32,504 So here's how this is going to work with the theme song. 579 00:25:32,504 --> 00:25:37,504 It is Zach and Chris, your leaping-off point is as simple as 580 00:25:37,761 --> 00:25:39,609 a workplace comedy. 581 00:25:41,844 --> 00:25:45,963 ♪ Ooh, it's an ordinary office ♪ 582 00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:49,438 ♪ It's on an ordinary day ♪ 583 00:25:49,438 --> 00:25:52,489 ♪ And everything that they talk about ♪ 584 00:25:52,489 --> 00:25:56,098 ♪ Is an ordinary thing to say ♪ 585 00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:59,800 ♪ But they're all fluent in Spanish ♪ 586 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,216 ♪ And Mandarin too ♪ 587 00:26:02,216 --> 00:26:06,012 ♪ And they go between word by word ♪ 588 00:26:06,012 --> 00:26:09,577 ♪ To bring their story to you ♪ 589 00:26:09,577 --> 00:26:12,642 ♪ Sometimes it sounds like English ♪ 590 00:26:12,642 --> 00:26:15,971 ♪ And sometimes it sounds like French. ♪ 591 00:26:15,971 --> 00:26:18,324 ♪ But no matter what near the end ♪ 592 00:26:18,324 --> 00:26:21,123 ♪ Everybody switches characters ♪ 593 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:23,958 ♪ Also, they drop Easter eggs ♪ 594 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:28,257 ♪ To help you solve the season-long mystery ♪ 595 00:26:28,257 --> 00:26:30,439 ♪ Different language office ♪ 596 00:26:30,439 --> 00:26:31,507 ♪ It's a ♪ 597 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:34,417 ♪ Different language office ♪ ♪ Different language office ♪ 598 00:26:34,417 --> 00:26:36,012 ♪ What are they saying ♪ 599 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:39,347 ♪ Do we even they know at the ♪ 600 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:43,438 ♪ Different language office ♪ ♪ Different language office ♪ 601 00:26:44,862 --> 00:26:45,862 - Wow, guys. 602 00:26:47,067 --> 00:26:50,521 Let's see a scene from "Different Language Office". 603 00:26:50,521 --> 00:26:51,354 - Hola. 604 00:26:52,268 --> 00:26:55,014 - Guten tag, Judy. 605 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:59,181 - Mis papels... no se. 606 00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,177 - Mi dispiace ma... 607 00:27:03,177 --> 00:27:06,386 sometimes this is how life 608 00:27:08,175 --> 00:27:11,733 - Mis papels. 609 00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:13,352 - Hey. - Hey. 610 00:27:13,352 --> 00:27:16,284 - Idday uoyay eesay 611 00:27:18,147 --> 00:27:20,155 l'aubergine? 612 00:27:20,155 --> 00:27:21,311 En el officio? 613 00:27:21,311 --> 00:27:24,763 - Ah, oui, oui! Aubergine? 614 00:27:24,763 --> 00:27:25,727 - Oui! 615 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,596 - Oui, aubergine? Et tu aubergine? 616 00:27:28,596 --> 00:27:29,887 - Y su papels? 617 00:27:29,887 --> 00:27:31,508 - Su papels? 618 00:27:31,508 --> 00:27:35,012 - Y su papels! The whole time y su papels aubergine. 619 00:27:35,012 --> 00:27:36,709 - The whole time? - The whole time. 620 00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:38,126 - The whole time? 621 00:27:39,133 --> 00:27:41,045 - The whole time? - The whole time? 622 00:27:41,045 --> 00:27:42,885 - The whole time? - The whole time? 623 00:27:42,885 --> 00:27:47,844 - Eh, vercaccio un papel aubergine est the whole time. 624 00:27:48,895 --> 00:27:52,804 - Qui est l'aubergine? 625 00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:54,471 - It's an eggplant. 626 00:27:55,318 --> 00:27:58,053 - Egg...plant? 627 00:28:00,332 --> 00:28:05,189 - Mira! Un egg de Easter! 628 00:28:08,377 --> 00:28:11,153 - Wow, way to jump through those hoops, gang. 629 00:28:11,153 --> 00:28:13,130 - Yeah, there might've been too many hoops. Sorry fam. 630 00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:14,236 You really crushed it though. 631 00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:15,069 - You absolutely did. 632 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:17,394 A big thank you to Aaron Wilson, everybody. 633 00:28:18,893 --> 00:28:21,393 Chris, do you mind sticking around for round three? 634 00:28:21,393 --> 00:28:23,450 - I would be so excited to do so. 635 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:26,057 - Can we all say Grace. - Say Grace. 636 00:28:28,658 --> 00:28:31,614 - That brings us to round three where our players will now 637 00:28:31,614 --> 00:28:36,026 hold hands and jump into the abyss together. 638 00:28:36,026 --> 00:28:37,303 - Zach. Chris. - Chris. 639 00:28:37,303 --> 00:28:38,229 - Yes? - Jess. 640 00:28:38,229 --> 00:28:39,062 - Sam. - Paul. 641 00:28:39,062 --> 00:28:40,123 - Who calls loud? 642 00:28:40,123 --> 00:28:45,123 - A CNN panel baffled as to why Robin Hood is so popular. 643 00:28:46,878 --> 00:28:49,365 - People seem to be captivated by this man. 644 00:28:49,365 --> 00:28:50,915 Doesn't make sense to me. - Robbing to the rich 645 00:28:50,915 --> 00:28:51,955 and giving to the poor. 646 00:28:51,955 --> 00:28:55,635 The rich, a group of people who everyone wants to be. 647 00:28:55,635 --> 00:28:58,121 - He's alluring, he seems different, he's a disruptor. 648 00:28:58,121 --> 00:29:03,087 - Well, I'll be damned if I let a little fox steal from me. 649 00:29:03,087 --> 00:29:05,003 - Yes, of course. Robin Hood the notable 650 00:29:05,003 --> 00:29:06,960 What some are calling sexy fox. 651 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,582 - We can all agree. He is extremely sexy. 652 00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:11,336 - He's very hot. Here's what I don't understand. 653 00:29:11,336 --> 00:29:14,681 If this Robin Hood can very easily 654 00:29:14,681 --> 00:29:17,254 split arrows that are already in a bullseye- 655 00:29:17,254 --> 00:29:18,392 - Right, right, I've seen that. I've seen that. 656 00:29:18,392 --> 00:29:20,482 - Why doesn't he just make his money from doing that? 657 00:29:20,482 --> 00:29:21,646 Why does he have to steal? 658 00:29:21,646 --> 00:29:23,885 - I think that if Robin Hood really wanted to turn 659 00:29:23,885 --> 00:29:26,220 his image around, he should be more like 660 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,497 the mysterious stork who showed up one time 661 00:29:28,497 --> 00:29:30,507 on big wooden legs that no one knows who he is. 662 00:29:30,507 --> 00:29:32,873 - Yeah, that big wooden stork was actually even better 663 00:29:32,873 --> 00:29:34,266 at archery than Robin Hood. 664 00:29:34,266 --> 00:29:36,075 - That's right, and I think if the people knew 665 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,760 that more about big wooden stork, 666 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,481 they would be less about Robin Hood. 667 00:29:39,481 --> 00:29:41,618 - But big wooden stork failed to capture 668 00:29:41,618 --> 00:29:43,837 the public imagination because when you look at him, 669 00:29:43,837 --> 00:29:44,670 he doesn't make your stomach feel funny. 670 00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:47,961 - No, I don't want to crosstalk. I don't want to crosstalk. 671 00:29:47,961 --> 00:29:49,452 - I don't want to crosstalk. 672 00:29:49,452 --> 00:29:52,676 I don't want to crosstalk. 673 00:29:52,676 --> 00:29:54,501 - That stork is a Russian asset. 674 00:29:57,645 --> 00:30:00,820 - Let's say 65 points deducted from each of you 675 00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:01,778 and given to the needy. 676 00:30:01,778 --> 00:30:02,611 - Okay. 677 00:30:02,611 --> 00:30:04,673 - Time for our next prompt. Zach. 678 00:30:04,673 --> 00:30:05,569 - Robin. - Chris. 679 00:30:05,569 --> 00:30:06,448 - Time's running out. 680 00:30:06,448 --> 00:30:07,523 - Jess. - Sam. 681 00:30:07,523 --> 00:30:08,716 - Paul. - Who calls so loud? 682 00:30:08,716 --> 00:30:10,482 - Congratulations. You've been given- 683 00:30:10,482 --> 00:30:12,289 A gift prop. 684 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:15,594 Now my apologies to you, Chris. 685 00:30:15,594 --> 00:30:17,354 This person did not know that you would be here 686 00:30:17,354 --> 00:30:19,253 because I did not tell them, but it goes for you as well. 687 00:30:19,253 --> 00:30:21,438 - Oh, okay. This is like a "Hunger Game" situation? 688 00:30:21,438 --> 00:30:22,949 - Yes, it's like a "Hunger Game" situation. 689 00:30:22,949 --> 00:30:23,801 - Oh, okay. 690 00:30:23,801 --> 00:30:25,905 - But who could this gift be from? 691 00:30:25,905 --> 00:30:27,691 Scott Aukerman. - Hi Zach, Jess, and Paul. 692 00:30:27,691 --> 00:30:29,499 Scott Aukerman here of Comedy Bang Bang, 693 00:30:29,499 --> 00:30:31,362 and here is your gift prompt. 694 00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:32,657 I know you're all great singers, 695 00:30:32,657 --> 00:30:35,368 so what I'd like you to do is a family band 696 00:30:35,368 --> 00:30:37,729 who loves to sing in three-part harmony. 697 00:30:37,729 --> 00:30:41,450 But they get into an argument at Thanksgiving. 698 00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:45,492 - A family band who loves to sing in three-part harmony, 699 00:30:45,492 --> 00:30:47,962 but they get into an argument at Thanksgiving. 700 00:30:47,962 --> 00:30:49,525 - And you know we'll do it in four-part harmony. 701 00:30:49,525 --> 00:30:54,525 ♪ Now how about we go around the table ♪ 702 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:58,608 ♪ And say what we're thankful for ♪ 703 00:30:58,608 --> 00:31:03,030 ♪ Say what we're thankful for ♪ ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 704 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,387 ♪ I suppose ♪ ♪ I support ♪ 705 00:31:07,651 --> 00:31:12,463 ♪ Everyone knows that I support ♪ 706 00:31:12,463 --> 00:31:17,463 ♪ One of my children must go ♪ 707 00:31:17,653 --> 00:31:22,653 ♪ I will offer up this to the family table ♪ 708 00:31:22,991 --> 00:31:26,349 ♪ Table ♪ ♪ Table ♪ 709 00:31:26,349 --> 00:31:30,490 ♪ Here's a dish, you can share it if you're ♪ 710 00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:33,707 ♪ able ♪ 711 00:31:33,707 --> 00:31:37,475 ♪ Does it have walnut ♪ 712 00:31:37,475 --> 00:31:41,973 ♪ No nuts ♪ ♪ Does it have gluten ♪ 713 00:31:41,973 --> 00:31:46,632 ♪ No ♪ 714 00:31:46,632 --> 00:31:51,632 ♪ Then I can eat this delicious pie that you are offering ♪ 715 00:31:52,137 --> 00:31:55,804 ♪ To you ♪ ♪ You ♪ 716 00:31:57,243 --> 00:32:02,243 ♪ Whole family, I'm here to say I love you ♪ 717 00:32:02,536 --> 00:32:05,011 ♪ Come what may ♪ 718 00:32:05,011 --> 00:32:09,781 ♪ and now I offer from me to thy ♪ 719 00:32:09,781 --> 00:32:13,439 ♪ I got to know ♪ 720 00:32:13,439 --> 00:32:15,005 ♪ Was ♪ 721 00:32:15,005 --> 00:32:16,938 ♪ It ♪ 722 00:32:16,938 --> 00:32:19,363 ♪ a ♪ 723 00:32:19,363 --> 00:32:23,046 ♪ a ♪ 724 00:32:23,046 --> 00:32:28,043 ♪ Pie ♪ 725 00:32:28,959 --> 00:32:31,001 - We changed it to support. - To support. 726 00:32:36,213 --> 00:32:37,046 - That's the argument. 727 00:32:37,046 --> 00:32:38,187 - Yeah, that was the argument piece. 728 00:32:38,187 --> 00:32:39,487 Some of those harmonies were really good. 729 00:32:39,487 --> 00:32:40,320 - Thank you, Sam. 730 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,138 - Some, some. - Yeah, not all. 731 00:32:42,138 --> 00:32:44,959 Let's say aught Clockerman points for you all. 732 00:32:44,959 --> 00:32:45,959 - Ooh. - Ooh. 733 00:32:46,928 --> 00:32:51,148 - Which brings us to the very last prompt of our game. 734 00:32:51,148 --> 00:32:52,638 - I can't believe it. - Holy moly. 735 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:53,778 - Holy moly. - Zach. 736 00:32:53,778 --> 00:32:54,963 - Zach. - Chris. 737 00:32:54,963 --> 00:32:55,907 - I don't know. - Jess. 738 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:56,740 - Sam. - Paul. 739 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,891 - Who calls so loud? - The holy trinity 740 00:32:58,891 --> 00:33:02,890 looks to add a fourth. 741 00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:04,592 - Hey, come here. Come here. 742 00:33:04,592 --> 00:33:07,350 Obviously, we work perfectly as a metaphor. 743 00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:09,392 We're all H2O but in different forms. 744 00:33:09,392 --> 00:33:10,779 - That's right. - The Father. 745 00:33:10,779 --> 00:33:12,219 - The Son, you. 746 00:33:12,219 --> 00:33:14,169 - And- - The Holy Spirit. 747 00:33:14,169 --> 00:33:15,989 - I like ghost. - Okay, we knew it. 748 00:33:15,989 --> 00:33:18,633 - I like spirit too. Can I be the ghost spirit? 749 00:33:18,633 --> 00:33:19,797 - Sure, buddy. 750 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:21,035 - Oh, hey. - Hey, hey, Hey. 751 00:33:21,035 --> 00:33:22,531 - How do y'all know Rob and Meredith? 752 00:33:22,531 --> 00:33:23,798 - Since they were born. 753 00:33:23,798 --> 00:33:25,658 - Oh really? - Yeah. 754 00:33:25,658 --> 00:33:28,431 - And also after they die. 755 00:33:28,431 --> 00:33:29,968 - Wow. I guess I sort of do too. 756 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,386 I do estate planning for them. 757 00:33:31,386 --> 00:33:35,077 - Oh, can you give us one second? 758 00:33:35,077 --> 00:33:37,446 Are you feeling this? 759 00:33:37,446 --> 00:33:39,597 - Very much so. I'm liking this because you know what? 760 00:33:39,597 --> 00:33:41,446 I don't know how to plan an estate. 761 00:33:41,446 --> 00:33:42,300 - No, I don't either. 762 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:45,016 - And I've always been afraid to ask for help. 763 00:33:45,016 --> 00:33:46,821 - Yeah, absolutely. - That's tough for me. 764 00:33:46,821 --> 00:33:49,562 - I go through walls. - Yeah. 765 00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:51,848 - Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear- 766 00:33:51,848 --> 00:33:52,775 - No, not at all. 767 00:33:52,775 --> 00:33:55,014 - That you're kind of looking for some advice about 768 00:33:55,014 --> 00:33:56,999 estate planning. - Yeah, among other things. 769 00:33:56,999 --> 00:33:58,180 You know what I'm saying? - Well, you know, 770 00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:00,537 California is a probate state, 771 00:34:00,537 --> 00:34:02,343 so everybody will have to go through probate. 772 00:34:02,343 --> 00:34:03,350 - Could you excuse us from one second? 773 00:34:03,350 --> 00:34:04,714 - Okay, sure. 774 00:34:04,714 --> 00:34:06,207 - What is he talking about? - I don't know. 775 00:34:06,207 --> 00:34:07,258 - I don't get this. - I don't know 776 00:34:07,258 --> 00:34:08,355 but I love this. 777 00:34:08,355 --> 00:34:11,873 - I got immediately confused, but also very interested. 778 00:34:11,873 --> 00:34:14,008 - I think this is still probably a good idea 779 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:15,525 because what if something happens to us? 780 00:34:15,525 --> 00:34:18,172 - Three is a famously tricky dynamic. 781 00:34:18,172 --> 00:34:20,856 Two of us know an inside joke, the other one doesn't. 782 00:34:20,856 --> 00:34:22,584 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - I'm so sorry. 783 00:34:22,584 --> 00:34:24,438 I didn't mean to go to a party and just talk business. 784 00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:26,905 - No. - No, we love it. 785 00:34:26,905 --> 00:34:28,238 This is interesting. 786 00:34:28,238 --> 00:34:29,679 - Let me tell you about myself, okay? 787 00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:30,972 - Please. 788 00:34:30,972 --> 00:34:33,158 - I'm a devout Lutheran and- 789 00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:34,270 - Can you give us a second? 790 00:34:39,539 --> 00:34:41,427 - Devout Lutheran? 791 00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:45,852 - Three points that share one essence to you all. 792 00:34:45,852 --> 00:34:47,377 That brings us to the end of 793 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,775 our show. 794 00:34:48,775 --> 00:34:50,358 Our winner tonight, 795 00:34:53,110 --> 00:34:54,486 Zach Reino. 796 00:34:54,486 --> 00:34:58,360 - Wow. - Zach, you're the recipient 797 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,616 of the coveted Golden Ear. 798 00:35:01,759 --> 00:35:03,975 That does it for us here at Makes Some Noise. 799 00:35:03,975 --> 00:35:06,188 Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer. 800 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:09,428 I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. Goodnight.