1 00:00:00,270 --> 00:00:02,250 - [Sam] Tonight, not waiting for me 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,556 to finish their introduction- 3 00:00:03,556 --> 00:00:04,740 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a meeting 4 00:00:04,740 --> 00:00:06,450 with Spielberg in 25, Sam. 5 00:00:06,450 --> 00:00:07,920 Let's go. Give me a prompt. 6 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:08,850 A man who's a bongo. 7 00:00:08,850 --> 00:00:10,650 Boom, boom, boom, boom, bing-bong, bing-bong! 8 00:00:10,650 --> 00:00:11,760 - [Sam] A baseball player 9 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,530 taking his time rounding the bases, 10 00:00:13,530 --> 00:00:15,510 it's Kurt Maloney! (Kurt mimics bat smacking) 11 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:17,220 - That is gone! 12 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:18,990 Hell yeah! 13 00:00:18,990 --> 00:00:19,823 That is- 14 00:00:19,823 --> 00:00:20,970 Yeah, I'm going. 15 00:00:20,970 --> 00:00:21,990 First! 16 00:00:21,990 --> 00:00:23,701 Dodger Stadium! 17 00:00:23,701 --> 00:00:25,050 And that's second. 18 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:27,300 Get loud! 19 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,760 - [Sam] And hiding that her hands are glued together, 20 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,554 it's Angela Giarratana! 21 00:00:31,554 --> 00:00:33,957 (Angela tongue waggling and screaming) 22 00:00:33,957 --> 00:00:36,363 - (laughs wildly) How y'all doing? 23 00:00:36,363 --> 00:00:37,260 - (laughing) Hey. 24 00:00:37,260 --> 00:00:38,430 - Good to be here! 25 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:39,931 - Hey, nice to see you. What's up? 26 00:00:39,931 --> 00:00:41,190 - No! 27 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:43,467 - [Sam] They're all here to... 28 00:00:43,467 --> 00:00:46,483 - [All] Make Some Noise! 29 00:00:46,483 --> 00:00:49,900 (exuberant jazzy music) 30 00:00:57,027 --> 00:00:59,280 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 31 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,740 the game so good we spun it off "unchanged". 32 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:03,420 I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works. 33 00:01:03,420 --> 00:01:06,625 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 34 00:01:06,625 --> 00:01:10,050 our players have never seen before. 35 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:11,910 Isn't that right, players? 36 00:01:11,910 --> 00:01:12,743 - Correct. 37 00:01:12,743 --> 00:01:13,576 - Never seen it. - Uh-huh. 38 00:01:13,576 --> 00:01:14,940 - They will, to the best of their ability, 39 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:15,810 fulfill those prompts. 40 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,640 I will award them corresponding points 41 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:21,030 and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear, 42 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:23,040 which it feels like it probably would have more sense 43 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,620 to do the Golden Mouth, but it's too late now! 44 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:29,462 Players, are you ready to rumble? 45 00:01:29,462 --> 00:01:31,126 (Jacob rumbling) 46 00:01:31,126 --> 00:01:31,959 (Jacob and Kurt rumbling) 47 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,090 (players rumbling) 48 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:35,490 This is a little minigame that we like to call 49 00:01:35,490 --> 00:01:37,350 A Challenger Appears. 50 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:40,350 Our players are going to step forward one at a time 51 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,690 and speak on a topic expertly. 52 00:01:42,690 --> 00:01:44,520 If, at any point, they would like to challenge each other, 53 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,740 they may do so by buzzing in and yelling "challenge." 54 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,140 Last player speaking at the end of three minutes wins. 55 00:01:49,140 --> 00:01:50,748 Your topic is: 56 00:01:50,748 --> 00:01:54,436 developing your taste in music. 57 00:01:54,436 --> 00:01:55,470 (buzzer rings) Jacob. 58 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:58,080 - You're gonna love what you listen to when you're 15, 59 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,104 at which you like- - Hm, challenge. 60 00:01:59,104 --> 00:01:59,937 (buzzer rings) - Angela. 61 00:01:59,937 --> 00:02:01,118 - Nostalgia is lies. 62 00:02:01,118 --> 00:02:01,951 - I love it. 63 00:02:01,951 --> 00:02:04,020 - If you liked a song 'cause you were in second grade 64 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:05,520 and you heard it, then you just miss second grade. 65 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,353 (buzzer rings) - Challenge! 66 00:02:06,353 --> 00:02:07,186 - Kurt. 67 00:02:07,186 --> 00:02:08,520 - "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" still slaps. 68 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,960 - It certainly does! - [Angela] Oh! 69 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,910 - Not only do you get to sing it as loud as you can, 70 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:13,140 but then your buddies get to come in 71 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:14,400 like, a little bit later, 72 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,620 and that is called a refrain? 73 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:17,640 - Challenge! (buzzer rings) 74 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,230 It's calling singing in the round! 75 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:21,383 - Damn it! (Angela laughing) 76 00:02:21,383 --> 00:02:22,216 - (laughing) That is correct! 77 00:02:22,216 --> 00:02:24,180 - I think it's fun when kids sing 78 00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:26,760 because nobody judges them that hard. 79 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:27,593 - Challenge! (buzzer rings) 80 00:02:27,593 --> 00:02:28,920 - [Sam] Yeah. - Fuck Kidz Bop. 81 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:30,600 - Yeah, 100% - I'll judge 'em. 82 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,100 Every Kidz Bop song 83 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:34,170 is a worse version of the regular song. 84 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:36,990 You ever heard "Wet-Ass Pussy" by Kidz Bop? 85 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,197 If you wanna listen to good music, 86 00:02:38,197 --> 00:02:40,860 "Tony Hawk Pro Skater" has some really- 87 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:41,970 - Challenge! (buzzer rings) 88 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:42,900 Kurt's only saying that 89 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,150 because I played the "Tony Hawk Pro Skater" playlist 90 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:47,370 before we filmed this episode to get the vibes right. 91 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,750 - Wow, Kurt! - Damn it! 92 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,490 - Called the fuck out! 93 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:52,260 - Don't steal ideas unless you're hot. 94 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:53,880 You can steal ideas if you're hot. 95 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:54,713 - Challenge! (buzzer rings) 96 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:55,546 - [Sam] Yes. 97 00:02:55,546 --> 00:02:57,600 - I feel like I'm hot enough to steal an idea. 98 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,270 Not all the ideas, but I get one! 99 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:01,175 - Challenge! (buzzer rings) 100 00:03:01,175 --> 00:03:02,008 - Yeah. 101 00:03:02,008 --> 00:03:03,380 - Kurt is not hot enough to steal ideas. 102 00:03:04,579 --> 00:03:06,637 (Sam and Jacob cackling) 103 00:03:06,637 --> 00:03:07,470 - Fuck! 104 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:08,850 - It's yours. 20 seconds. - Yes. 105 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:09,960 Hot people can steal, 106 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,970 and Kurt is not one of them with us today. 107 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:12,803 - Challenge! (buzzer rings) 108 00:03:12,803 --> 00:03:13,636 - [Sam] Yeah. - Well guess what, 109 00:03:13,636 --> 00:03:14,709 I'm stealing anyways! 110 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:16,140 (Angela laughing) That's what stealing is, 111 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:18,390 is taking what's yours and making it mine. 112 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:19,680 - That's technically true. - [Angela] Yeah. 113 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,560 - Sometimes I'll steal Pokémon cards (laughs) 114 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,850 because they're very expensive. 115 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:27,210 Pokémon is a game that has no music in it. 116 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:28,230 - Challenge. - [Sam] Yes. 117 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:29,063 - So much music in Pokémon. 118 00:03:29,063 --> 00:03:30,260 - So much music. - [Kurt] As I said it... 119 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:31,218 ♪ Pokémon ♪ - [Sam] 10 seconds. 120 00:03:31,218 --> 00:03:33,188 ♪ Gotta catch 'em all ♪ 121 00:03:33,188 --> 00:03:34,477 (Jacob scatting) 122 00:03:34,477 --> 00:03:35,310 - Challenge. - [Sam] Yeah. 123 00:03:35,310 --> 00:03:36,850 - He clearly doesn't know the rest of the lyrics. 124 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,220 - Yeah, that's correct. 125 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:40,110 - The next lyric is "Pokémon." 126 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:40,943 - Challenge! - It's Pokémon. 127 00:03:40,943 --> 00:03:41,776 - [Sam] Yeah. - No, it's not. 128 00:03:41,776 --> 00:03:43,590 ♪ Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon ♪ 129 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:44,423 - No. 130 00:03:44,423 --> 00:03:45,733 ♪ Gotta catch 'em all ♪ 131 00:03:45,733 --> 00:03:47,778 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo dee-doo-doo, Pokémon ♪ 132 00:03:47,778 --> 00:03:48,611 - Challenge! (buzzer rings) 133 00:03:48,611 --> 00:03:49,444 - Angela. 134 00:03:49,444 --> 00:03:50,370 - That's a melody, not lyrics. 135 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:51,570 - That's true. 136 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:54,450 - Fuck you guys. I don't know anything about Pokémon. 137 00:03:54,450 --> 00:03:55,283 - Challenge! (buzzer rings) 138 00:03:55,283 --> 00:03:56,152 - [Sam] Yeah. - I know plenty. 139 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:58,271 (buzzer blares) - And that's yours, Jake! 140 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,060 - (proudly) Pikachu! (players and crew clapping) 141 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:02,040 - Jacob an early front-runner in this game 142 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,420 where the points don't matter. 143 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:04,253 - You know what does matter? 144 00:04:04,253 --> 00:04:05,280 When your friend says you're not hot. 145 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,600 - Okay... (Sam guffawing) 146 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,590 - Goddamn! 147 00:04:07,590 --> 00:04:11,340 - Now, hot, I think, is uncontestable, and I say that 148 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:13,050 because we look similar. 149 00:04:13,050 --> 00:04:15,808 - Yeah, if Kurt's not hot, you're not hot for sure. 150 00:04:15,808 --> 00:04:19,948 (cheerful whimsical music) - That brings us to round one? 151 00:04:19,948 --> 00:04:21,090 (Angela laughs) Jacob! 152 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:22,560 - Hey man, happy to be here. 153 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,043 - One of these haunted house sounds doesn't belong. 154 00:04:27,105 --> 00:04:28,627 (Jacob mimics door creaking spookily) 155 00:04:28,627 --> 00:04:30,861 (Jacob mimics lightning crackling and thunder crashing) 156 00:04:30,861 --> 00:04:34,944 (Jacob mimics wolf howling) 157 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:37,776 - (nasally) Do you wanna buy a new car? 158 00:04:39,168 --> 00:04:40,621 (Jacob mimics lightning crackling and thunder crashing) 159 00:04:40,621 --> 00:04:44,767 (Jacob mimics heart thumping loudly) 160 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,267 (nasally) It's a 2006 Scion! 161 00:04:47,126 --> 00:04:47,959 (Sam and crew laughing) 162 00:04:47,959 --> 00:04:49,383 My CDs are still in the- 163 00:04:49,383 --> 00:04:51,113 (Jacob mimics heart thumping) 164 00:04:51,113 --> 00:04:54,249 (screaming) No, no, my spleen! My body, no, no, no! 165 00:04:54,249 --> 00:04:56,520 (nasally) It's got new tires! 166 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:57,464 Anybody want a- 167 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,080 (Jacob mimics lightning crackling) 168 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:02,460 (Jacob mimics heartbeats slowing dramatically) 169 00:05:02,460 --> 00:05:04,284 (nasally) Anybody in this house? 170 00:05:04,284 --> 00:05:05,880 (Sam and players laughing) (buzzer blares) 171 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,580 - In the lore of this, he entered the house. 172 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:09,763 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 173 00:05:09,763 --> 00:05:12,507 A 12-foot-tall point out on the front lawn for you. 174 00:05:12,507 --> 00:05:13,340 (Jacob chuckles) 175 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:14,420 Kurt. 176 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:16,170 (laughs) I sincerely apologize. 177 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,062 After three years, I should know better. 178 00:05:17,062 --> 00:05:18,930 - Yeah, it's been, this is our third season together. 179 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:19,800 - Treat you with respect. 180 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,633 - Please. 181 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:21,780 - Mr. Kurt. - Mr. Sam. 182 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:25,950 - An applicant shoehorns adversity 183 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,560 into his college interview. 184 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,669 - Adversity, of course. 185 00:05:30,669 --> 00:05:33,870 (racking brain) Uh, I have struggled, uh, in my life. 186 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,820 Um... (Angela and crew laughing) 187 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:38,779 Growing up, um, and sorry if I get emotional. 188 00:05:38,779 --> 00:05:41,970 (fakes getting emotional) But growing up, my mom and my dad, 189 00:05:41,970 --> 00:05:42,945 they very much love each other 190 00:05:42,945 --> 00:05:45,240 and they always stuck through thick and thin, 191 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,310 uh, but they had, like, different vibes 192 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,277 they wanted for the house 193 00:05:49,277 --> 00:05:50,520 (players and Sam laughing) 194 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,560 as far as decor goes. 195 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,960 My dad was like, more mid-century modern, 196 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,117 but my mom wanted to be more like, cottagecore, 197 00:05:57,117 --> 00:06:00,915 and it was just like, mid-century cottagecore 198 00:06:00,915 --> 00:06:02,640 'cause they found, like, some sort of agreement 199 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,140 'cause they would never fight in front of me. 200 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:07,680 They never fought in front of me! 201 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,133 And so like, I had to see this like, healthy marriage, 202 00:06:10,133 --> 00:06:11,403 like, but in the background, 203 00:06:11,403 --> 00:06:14,880 it just like, didn't make any sense! 204 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:15,944 It's uh... 205 00:06:15,944 --> 00:06:18,360 (seriously) I'll suck your dick if you let me into Yale. 206 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,193 (Sam and crew laughing) (buzzer blares) 207 00:06:19,193 --> 00:06:20,400 - That's tough. I'm sorry you went through that. 208 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,270 - Thank you. Yeah. - Yeah. 209 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,910 - 10 lightly scuffed silver spoons for you, Kurt. 210 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:27,000 - Thank you. - Which brings us to Angela. 211 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:27,833 - Yeah! 212 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:32,343 - Just the longest explanation of a Halloween costume. 213 00:06:33,216 --> 00:06:38,216 - (laughs) Right? Season four, episode two, the prologue? 214 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,720 (Sam laughing) 215 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,910 I know, so in the back, the door opens. 216 00:06:41,910 --> 00:06:44,820 Do you remember in another season of "The Leftovers" 217 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:46,350 where that girl walks through the door? 218 00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:47,580 This is that door. 219 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,560 And up here, (Sam and crew laughing) 220 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,630 I'm doing like, kind of like a bit of a nod 221 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:52,890 to like, queer culture. 222 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,180 Wait, hold on, stop. Come over here. 223 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,490 Do you remember season four, episode two? 224 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:58,800 Yeah, in the back, in back you'll see- 225 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,290 Will you read it? It explains it in the back. 226 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,400 Yeah. (laughs) 227 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,140 Wait, hold on, the shoes? 228 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,430 When I tell you the shoes 229 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:07,470 are a little bit of a nod to Shakespeare, 230 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:10,230 have you read the Bard? (laughs) 231 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,301 Come back! 232 00:07:11,301 --> 00:07:12,570 (buzzer blares) (Sam laughing) 233 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:15,840 - A true patchwork. I couldn't even identify a theme. 234 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,830 - Me either, Sam! I've never seen "The Leftovers." 235 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:22,290 - 77 fun-sized points for you, Angela. 236 00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:23,550 Jacob. - Yeah? 237 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:28,550 - A huckster pitches a get-rich-slow scheme. 238 00:07:28,589 --> 00:07:30,130 - (mimics circus barker) Step right up, step right up! 239 00:07:30,130 --> 00:07:35,130 Step right up! I've got a plan to make you rich! 240 00:07:35,433 --> 00:07:37,230 (pounding emphatically) We are going to 241 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:40,380 slowly raise chickens! (Sam and crew laughing) 242 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:42,510 I got incubator gains! I got incubator gains! 243 00:07:42,510 --> 00:07:45,390 What we're going to do is take this egg. 244 00:07:45,390 --> 00:07:47,340 We are going to hatch a chicken! 245 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,840 And we're gonna wait to see if it's a boy or a girl. 246 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,673 We're going to wait to see what sex the chick is. 247 00:07:50,673 --> 00:07:52,590 Once you determine the sex of the chicken, 248 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:54,867 you will come back to me! 249 00:07:54,867 --> 00:07:58,050 And I will provide you with another chicken egg! 250 00:07:58,050 --> 00:07:59,610 Incubator chicken egg, incubator chicken egg, 251 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:00,900 incubator chicken egg! 252 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:03,900 You will find that sex of the second chicken. 253 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,020 If they are compatible, you will make your chickens fuck. 254 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,390 They want to do that. 255 00:08:08,390 --> 00:08:10,710 If they are not compatible, you will come back to me 256 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:12,091 for another incubator chicken egg, 257 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:14,070 incubator chicken egg, incubator chicken egg. 258 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:16,110 Once those two chickens have begun to fuck, 259 00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:17,690 they will lay an incubator chicken egg, 260 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:19,830 an incubator chicken egg, and an incubator chicken egg. 261 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,470 Once you have an offspring of a chicken, 262 00:08:22,470 --> 00:08:24,630 you have to come back to me for another set 263 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:27,070 of two incubator chicken eggs, incubator chicken eggs, 264 00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:30,423 incubator chicken eggs because we do not want DNA crossover. 265 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:34,830 We will not be having incestual chickens, understood? 266 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:38,190 Once you have four DNA sets of chickens, 267 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:39,366 you're gonna make those chickens fuck- 268 00:08:39,366 --> 00:08:40,290 (Sam laughing) 269 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:42,300 Once you have four chickens fucking, 270 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,380 you're just gonna get eggs. 271 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:44,850 You're gonna wait 12 days. 272 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:45,735 You're gonna take those eggs. 273 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,190 You're gonna put them in a carton. 274 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:49,920 You're gonna sell those eggs, but trust me, 275 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,056 one day, eggs will be so much money. 276 00:08:53,056 --> 00:08:55,080 (Sam and Angela laughing) (buzzer blares) 277 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:59,970 - Wow! Hurling toward a punchline I didn't see coming. 278 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:01,050 - It's time to Make Some Noise. 279 00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:03,120 - Did you know that was where you going 280 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:03,953 at the beginning of that? 281 00:09:03,953 --> 00:09:06,270 - This whole show is, "Will the parachute come out?" 282 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:08,460 - Yeah, yes, yes. - Oh my god, yes! 283 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,780 - You're just like, "I hope it comes!" 284 00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:11,477 - And you're like, "Look at the view!" 285 00:09:12,312 --> 00:09:13,260 (players and Sam laughing) 286 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:18,240 - Let's say 33 points at 4.10% APY for you. 287 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,640 Which brings us to Mr. Kurt. 288 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,810 - Mr. Sam. 289 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:26,100 - Gangster Drew Carey wants a word with Sam Reich 290 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,998 about "Make Some Noise." 291 00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:29,100 - Oh yeah! 292 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,990 - Oh, Sam, come in. 293 00:09:30,990 --> 00:09:31,980 Sit. Take a seat. 294 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:34,680 It is so good that we finally met, you know? 295 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:37,434 'Cause we've been circling each other for some time. 296 00:09:37,434 --> 00:09:38,267 - Quite some time. 297 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:39,100 - And really what we've been circling 298 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,911 is each other's businesses. 299 00:09:40,911 --> 00:09:41,744 (crew members giggling) 300 00:09:41,744 --> 00:09:43,743 More specifically, my business. 301 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,490 (Sam laughing) More specifically... 302 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:48,600 we have a problem. 303 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,138 Don't look away. I have stationed my guards behind me. 304 00:09:51,138 --> 00:09:52,380 - (laughs) Yes, you have. 305 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,257 - Wayne Brady. 306 00:09:53,257 --> 00:09:56,430 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 307 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,510 - And Colin Mochrie. 308 00:09:57,510 --> 00:09:58,480 - I'm tall. 309 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,240 (Sam cackling) 310 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,013 - Colin thinks he's Ryan Stiles. 311 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,121 (Sam and crew laughing) It's weird. It's weird. 312 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:06,803 (Jacob laughing) You're bald, not tall. 313 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:12,060 25% and I'll look the other way. 314 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:12,893 - 25? 315 00:10:12,893 --> 00:10:14,250 - Because here's the deal, Sam. 316 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:18,870 I invented improv, and you come in onto my turf 317 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,640 hiring younger talent 318 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,043 that is fucking hot, all of them! 319 00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:26,836 And who do I got? I got Wayne Brady. 320 00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:29,070 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪ 321 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:31,500 - And a bald man who thinks he's a tall man. 322 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,278 - That's all of us. 323 00:10:33,278 --> 00:10:34,111 (Sam and crew laughing) 324 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,040 - For your insubordination, it's now 30%! 325 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,790 - I mean, I have no choice. I accept your terms. 326 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:42,041 - Drew Carey, you can actually, that's a real contract. 327 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,740 (buzzer blares) A verbal contract is abiding. 328 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:44,732 You're welcome. - Please, no! 329 00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:45,565 - Call me. 330 00:10:45,565 --> 00:10:48,099 - 10,000 points to me for being so brave. 331 00:10:48,099 --> 00:10:48,932 (Kurt snaps fingers dejectedly) 332 00:10:48,932 --> 00:10:49,830 Angela. - Yeah! 333 00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:54,830 - Whispered commentary on every trailer before the movie. 334 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:58,170 - Ooh, from the producers of "Wedding Crashers"? 335 00:10:58,170 --> 00:11:00,480 My god. (laughs) 336 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,730 Oh, this looks like a fucking shitshow. Oh my god. 337 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:06,130 What'd they shoot this, Chadsworth for Brazil? (laughs) 338 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:07,135 Ssh, shh! 339 00:11:07,135 --> 00:11:08,134 (Sam cackling) 340 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,330 Ssh, ssh. 341 00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:10,780 - I'm not speaking. I was- 342 00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,780 - Ariana Grande, I think- - Okay. 343 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:15,553 - Honestly, needs a new team. (laughs) 344 00:11:15,553 --> 00:11:16,751 - Okay. - Shh, shh, shh! 345 00:11:16,751 --> 00:11:18,068 - Are you shushing me? 346 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,084 (Jacob shushing) 347 00:11:19,084 --> 00:11:22,196 I'm not the one! I'm not the one that's saying something. 348 00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:23,100 (Jacob continues shushing) Okay, okay, okay. 349 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,960 - I heard a lot about Jerry Bruckheimer 350 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,980 and this whole drama. 351 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,480 Have you heard about the drama with the movie? 352 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,313 - So crazy. 353 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,720 - It's honestly really fucking crazy. Like, honestly- 354 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,553 - What's the drama? 355 00:11:31,553 --> 00:11:33,330 (Jacob and Angela shushing) 356 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:36,120 - The set was insane! No one could walk. 357 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,350 - Everything was on rafters. 358 00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:39,822 - Yeah, so they had- (Sam and crew laughing) 359 00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:40,982 (Angela and Jacob shushing) 360 00:11:40,982 --> 00:11:42,660 - Me? I'm asking the- (Sam clapping and laughing) 361 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,400 - They had the level for Jerry above 362 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,930 and never walked on the bottom. 363 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:46,830 What do you think about that? 364 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,180 - I think this movie looks good. 365 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:50,437 - Dude, I'm fucking with my kids. 366 00:11:50,437 --> 00:11:52,680 (Sam cackling) (buzzer blares) 367 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,513 I was with my kid, man. 368 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,560 - He's with his fucking kid. - You're fucking with him? 369 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,820 - PG-13 points for you. 370 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:57,653 - Oh. 371 00:11:57,653 --> 00:11:59,610 - That brings us to our second minigame. 372 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,630 This is a little minigame 373 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:03,060 that we like to call the Warp Zone. 374 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:07,080 How it works is, players, I am going to apply face filters 375 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,861 to each of your faces. (Jacob chuckles) 376 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,680 - Yes! - You'll be able to see it 377 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,470 merely by looking down the barrel of this lens. 378 00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:15,570 - This is what I do at home when I'm sad and alone. 379 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,310 - Me too! (Sam and crew laughing) 380 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:20,524 - Players, your assignment is a simple one. 381 00:12:20,524 --> 00:12:22,050 (Jacob and Angela laughing) 382 00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:25,290 I merely want you to create a character 383 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:27,480 based on the filter in front of you. 384 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,232 Jacob, we will start with you. 385 00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:32,220 - (childishly) Okay, okay! 386 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:35,956 Okay, my mom, my mom, my mom did my hair today. 387 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,080 (players laughing) Okay! 388 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,660 Yes, I'm ready for picture day today. My mom did my hair. 389 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:40,713 Hello! Yay! 390 00:12:40,713 --> 00:12:42,225 (buzzer blares) 391 00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:44,190 - I loved that, Jake! 392 00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,980 Same filter, let's see what happens with Kurt. 393 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:48,380 - [Jacob] Conan O'Brien-ass. 394 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,754 (Sam and crew laughing) 395 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:54,243 - (slurred speech) Hey man, are you good, dude? 396 00:12:54,243 --> 00:12:55,110 (Sam and Angela laughing) 397 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:59,531 Hey, bro, it's not regular water, man. 398 00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:00,598 (Jacob and Angela laughing) 399 00:13:00,598 --> 00:13:03,630 That was laced, man! 400 00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:05,555 I woulda told you, 401 00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:10,376 but I didn't see you bring it up, man. 402 00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:15,338 Like 40 hits of acid! 403 00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:20,338 Like 40 hits of acid, man! 404 00:13:20,394 --> 00:13:22,044 (buzzer blares) (Jacob and Angela laughing) 405 00:13:22,044 --> 00:13:24,060 - Oh my god, I cried! 406 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,088 - Angela, same filter. 407 00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:28,881 Let's see what inspires you. - Okay. 408 00:13:28,881 --> 00:13:30,787 (players and crew laughing) 409 00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:31,937 - (shouting) Hey, guys! 410 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,628 We got free iPads out here in Alhambra! 411 00:13:34,628 --> 00:13:36,717 Come on, pick up your free iPads! 412 00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:39,900 These iPads are nice, right? All right? 413 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,610 And they come with a ticket to Six Flags! 414 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:43,492 We're going on roller coasters! (laughs) 415 00:13:43,492 --> 00:13:44,751 (buzzer blares) 416 00:13:44,751 --> 00:13:47,369 - Just absolute nightmare fuel. 417 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,649 - Alhambra. Come down to Alhambra! 418 00:13:49,649 --> 00:13:50,790 - Come on down to Alhambra! 419 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,653 - Jacob, let's see what inspires you. 420 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,770 Now, this is fun 'cause you kinda have to find 421 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:58,850 where you wanna be in it and then who the- 422 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:02,493 (laughing) Oh god! Oh god! (crew laughing and clapping) 423 00:14:04,816 --> 00:14:07,170 - That's so fucked up! (Sam cackling) 424 00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:10,023 - (nasally) You were not aware that this is a shared Airbnb? 425 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,960 (Sam and crew cracking up) 426 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,840 Yes, I'm directly across the hall from you, 427 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,423 but I'm only interested in sharing the kitchen. 428 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:23,610 If you don't mind, I'll be cooking what I call American dal, 429 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:24,840 which is, of course, 430 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,208 a classic Indian dish with American spices. 431 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,211 I love a little bit of cumin. 432 00:14:30,211 --> 00:14:31,962 I love a little bit of lemongrass. 433 00:14:31,962 --> 00:14:34,320 (buzzer blares) (Kurt and crew laughing) 434 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,374 - Oh, a shared Airbnb! 435 00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:38,023 - (nasally) You're not aware? 436 00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:40,217 - You weren't aware that this is a shared Airbnb? 437 00:14:40,217 --> 00:14:41,073 - Oh, Kurt. 438 00:14:41,073 --> 00:14:44,190 - Yeah, a little fun fact about me is, 439 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:46,500 I actually used to have another head. 440 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,890 But we had to part ways, you know? 441 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,850 He's fine. 442 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,520 He's just the head part now, 443 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,040 but we just had a lot of disagreements on like, 444 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,932 dating preferences, so... 445 00:14:57,932 --> 00:14:59,610 (buzzer blares) 446 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,830 - I love when an improviser interviews themself 447 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:03,033 trying to find more material. 448 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:03,866 - [Angela] Yeah. - What do I like? 449 00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:05,126 - What do I like? 450 00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:05,959 (Sam and players laughing) 451 00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:06,792 - Angela. 452 00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,490 - I'm gonna get up front too 'cause I don't have my glasses, 453 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,816 if that's okay. 454 00:15:09,816 --> 00:15:10,830 (crew members laughing) 455 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:12,880 (nasally) Do you have an appoint at the Genius Bar? 456 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,830 I'm sorry that that dongle doesn't work. 457 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:20,043 Oh no, you're like four updates behind, my guy! 458 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:22,890 Come on now! Okay? 459 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:25,200 Well no, you have to wait at that brown table 460 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,880 and then they'll bring you to this brown table 461 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,740 and then they'll bring you over here to the kids corner 462 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,093 where they do GarageBand. 463 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:36,196 I teach iMovie slideshows on Saturdays if you wanna come. 464 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,554 (Sam cackling) 465 00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:40,440 (Angela chuckles) (buzzer blares) 466 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,780 - And that is a minigame. 467 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:43,613 - What a hoot. 468 00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:45,857 - I could do that for truly days! 469 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,400 (bombastic lively music) 470 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,800 - That brings us to round two, where our players 471 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,640 will now test their talents in teams of twos! 472 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:54,810 Jacob. - Yeah! 473 00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,130 - Mr. Kurt. - Mr. Sam. 474 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:59,490 - A "weird guy" inspection checkpoint. 475 00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,740 - So this is some sort of a checkpoint or something? 476 00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,063 What are they even fucking looking for? 477 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,500 - I don't know. I was just told to stand in line. 478 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,350 - Yeah. - I was checking the sky, 479 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:11,100 learning my exact location based on the angle of the Sun, 480 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,710 and they said, "Hey, weirdo, go get in line 481 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:16,140 so we can figure out which one of you is the worst." 482 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:17,550 - That's not weird at all. 483 00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:18,780 - I know, that's not weird. - That's not weird at all. 484 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,400 - Don't you wanna know where you stand 485 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,410 in the beautiful universe? - Yeah. Yeah, right? 486 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:26,390 I was playing with bugs that I brought in this jar and they- 487 00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:27,510 - Oh my gosh! 488 00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:28,731 - Yeah, look! - What are their names? 489 00:16:28,731 --> 00:16:30,330 - All right, folks, let's empty your pockets. 490 00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:31,590 What do you got? What do you got? 491 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,000 - I got two ladybugs. 492 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,833 - Okay, you? 493 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,154 - I have a copy of my 23andMe. 494 00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:37,500 (Sam and crew laughing) 495 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,500 - Oof, okay. Now back pockets, let's see. 496 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,820 - Fake eyebrows. 497 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,100 - A second copy of my 23andMe. 498 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,270 - Oh, you did it twice? 499 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,380 - Yeah, yeah, I wanted to see 500 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,610 if there was any differentials. 501 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,080 - Do you guys have anything on your stomachs? 502 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,480 - Just Russian prison tattoos. 503 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,920 - Okay, great, you guys are in the right line. 504 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,420 - I wasn't even trying to get in line. 505 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,220 I was just trying to cross the Canadian border 506 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,524 to go to Tim Hortons. 507 00:16:57,524 --> 00:16:59,735 - We love Tim Hortons. 508 00:16:59,735 --> 00:17:01,368 - You know, we don't have Tim Hortons in Michigan. 509 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,640 - We don't. - So we gotta cross the border 510 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:03,660 to get our Tim Hortons. 511 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,500 - It's just all right. 512 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,515 - What a fucking loser! - Okay, then you need 513 00:17:05,515 --> 00:17:06,840 to get in this line! - What a weirdo! 514 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,217 - Yeah, weirdo! - Get in line! 515 00:17:08,217 --> 00:17:10,140 - Get over here. Yeah. - Get in line. Hello? 516 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,610 Hey, by the way, what was your name? 517 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,050 - Geoffrey. What's your name? 518 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:13,954 - Alphabet. 519 00:17:13,954 --> 00:17:14,787 (buzzer blares) 520 00:17:14,787 --> 00:17:16,170 - Alphabet? 521 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,730 - Weird guy. - I just liked the moment 522 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:19,297 where I looked in Jake's eyes and we both went, 523 00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:20,940 "Well, I'm not gonna be the straight man in this one." 524 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,303 - Yeah, yeah. (Sam laughing) 525 00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:23,530 - Let's just peas in a pod this thing. 526 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:24,363 - Uh-huh. 527 00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:26,130 - Yeah, five points on your weird guy license 528 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,390 for both of you. 529 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:28,830 Mr. Kurt. - Mr. Sam. 530 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,210 - Angela. - Yeah? 531 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:33,690 - Your girlfriend's grandma thinks of herself 532 00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,887 as your grand-girlfriend. 533 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,237 (Jacob cackling) 534 00:17:37,237 --> 00:17:38,700 ♪ Bing-Bong ♪ 535 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:39,690 - I'm letting myself in 536 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,311 'cause you told me to do that last time. 537 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,033 - (grandmotherly) Of course, come on in. 538 00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:44,940 (Sam and crew laughing) - I'll come in. 539 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,500 Jessica just wanted me to swing by 540 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,023 and return the towels that you let us borrow. 541 00:17:49,023 --> 00:17:52,216 - Oh, honey, you didn't text me back. 542 00:17:52,216 --> 00:17:53,049 (Sam and crew laughing) 543 00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,860 - Oh, I- I- I didn't see that you texted me. 544 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:58,773 - I liked your story and I heard nothing back. 545 00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,030 - Oh yeah, so, Nana Amy, that's not a text. 546 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:05,255 It's like, I don't see who likes the story. 547 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,753 - Yes, you do. 548 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:08,680 I know you do. 549 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,910 - Okay, you're right. I did see that you liked the story. 550 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,050 It just, it was a little odd. 551 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:13,883 Actually, I wanted to talk to you about it. 552 00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:15,930 It's a little odd 'cause it was me and Jess, 553 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:17,880 and we were shirtless, or I was shirtless and- 554 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,440 - I liked you shirtless. 555 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,360 - It just felt like, a little uncomfortable. 556 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,190 - Oh, speaking of uncomfortable, 557 00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:25,380 you haven't wished me a happy anniversary 558 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,598 since we started hooking up. 559 00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:28,680 (Sam and crew guffawing) 560 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:32,250 - Nana Amy, it's the anniversary with me and Jessica. 561 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,450 - Yes, but you were hooking up 562 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:35,280 and you came here and I baked you bread. 563 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,120 We're hooking up. 564 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,100 - No, so that's not what that word means. 565 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,230 Hooking up is like a, it's like a sexual thing. 566 00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:42,165 - Will you get my dialysis machine? 567 00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:44,360 - [Kurt] Yeah, of course. 568 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,730 (Jacob belly laughs) 569 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:49,273 (crew laughing) 570 00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:50,820 Okay, so I should go then? 571 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,440 - I got us matching T-shirts! 572 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,960 - Oh god, okay. Yeah, let's see the matching T-shirts. 573 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,970 - Well, I'm hooked up to dialysis! Take it off first! 574 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,197 - Sorry, I thought you wanted me to take... 575 00:18:58,197 --> 00:19:00,750 - There it is, it's one of those Instagram ads 576 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,280 where it's a bunch of pictures of my face 577 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,750 and it says you're my boyfriend. 578 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:07,830 - Oh, oh, you put your face on Jessica's body. 579 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,720 - 'Cause I used to look exactly like her. 580 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,553 We're related. (chuckles) 581 00:19:10,553 --> 00:19:12,060 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. (Sam laughing) 582 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,680 So okay, it was good to see you. 583 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,390 - Tons of unopened Snapchats. 584 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,580 - Yes, I am not opening those anymore 585 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,920 because you are not fully clothed in any of them. 586 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,406 - I don't see the issue here. 587 00:19:21,406 --> 00:19:22,920 (Kurt, Angela, and Sam cracking up) 588 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,302 - Okay, I guess I'll open 'em. 589 00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:27,420 - Mm, good. I took 'em for you. 590 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,470 - Oh, god. 591 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:29,580 Oh! 592 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,420 - Yeah. - Well, you know your angles. 593 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,619 That's good. - Yeah, thanks. 594 00:19:31,619 --> 00:19:32,940 (buzzer blares) (Sam laughing) 595 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:36,090 That was my ass. My angle is my ass. 596 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:38,280 - Yeah, I guess nine grandpoints to you both. 597 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,500 Which brings us to Angela. 598 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,333 - Yeah. 599 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:42,330 - And Jacob. 600 00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:43,163 - Hey. - Hey. 601 00:19:43,163 --> 00:19:47,820 - A stand-up and a heckler have surprising chemistry. 602 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,220 - Are you girls growing out your bushes these days? 603 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,643 I am. (laughs) 604 00:19:51,643 --> 00:19:52,980 (crew members clap and cheer) I'm like, so into it. 605 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,367 I was like, seeing this guy and he was like, 606 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,440 "Is that a fucking bush?" 607 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,024 And I was like- - Shit, I don't mind that! 608 00:19:57,024 --> 00:19:58,290 - (laughs) You don't? - Shit! 609 00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,190 - Oh my god, where are you from? 610 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,870 - Oh yeah. I'm from LA. 611 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:04,650 - Okay, god, if I see another fucking LA boy 612 00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,870 with a fucking neck tattoo, 613 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:09,180 I'm gonna fucking blow my brains out. 614 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:12,180 - It's like, if everybody has a tattoo nobody does, right? 615 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:13,013 - That's cra- 616 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:15,270 Uh, yeah, I... (stammers) 617 00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:17,970 Yeah, totally! I honestly was just about to say that. 618 00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:18,803 Anyway- - You're so funny. 619 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:19,920 - What? - You're so funny. 620 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,830 You've been so funny this whole time. 621 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,300 - Dude, have I been funny the whole time? 622 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,700 - You've been so funny this whole time. 623 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,070 - Do you think the smelly vag thing didn't go over well? 624 00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:28,110 - No, I thought that humanized you, and that shit was rad. 625 00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:29,490 - Holy fuck, dude. Um... - Yeah. 626 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:30,940 Keep rippin' it! Keep rippin' it! 627 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:34,860 - Okay! Do I have any Florida heads here? (laughing) 628 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:35,790 You don't, you're not, you don't... 629 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:36,690 - I don't fuck with Florida. 630 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:37,697 - [Angela] Oh, fuck. Okay, um... 631 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:38,530 - [Jacob] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 632 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,160 - I've been single for a bit. 633 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,434 - No way. 634 00:20:42,434 --> 00:20:43,470 (Sam and crew laughing and clapping) 635 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:45,150 It's crazy 'cause like, you're just so hot, 636 00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:47,010 and if somebody was uglier doing your same jokes, 637 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:47,970 they wouldn't be as funny. 638 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:50,370 - You wanna go get some wings? 639 00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:51,574 - What's up? 640 00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:52,530 (Sam laughing) 641 00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,270 Everybody give us a second. 642 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:56,073 What's your Snapchat? 643 00:20:56,073 --> 00:20:58,140 This is crazy. I've never connected with somebody like this. 644 00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:58,973 - This is crazy. 645 00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:00,060 - I'm not gonna call you for four days. 646 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,860 - All right. Oh, you too. 647 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:02,957 (buzzer blares) (Sam and crew laughing) 648 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,280 - The only reason I didn't cut that off sooner 649 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,900 is I got caught up in the plot. 650 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,940 - Me too. I started being like, we're in a movie. 651 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:09,773 - We were taking our time. 652 00:21:09,773 --> 00:21:10,890 It was sort of like an indie flick, like, 653 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:13,080 you shoot that on a 5D with some like, 654 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,340 twinkly lights in the background. 655 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,280 - Oh my god, 12 points with a two-drink minimum- 656 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,240 - Mm-hmm. - for both of you, 657 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,810 which brings us all the way back to Jacob and Mr. Kurt. 658 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:22,643 - Mr. Sam. 659 00:21:22,643 --> 00:21:25,170 - The final transmission to base camp 660 00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:28,950 from the failed expedition up Mountain Dew. 661 00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:30,390 - Too all of those who are listening, 662 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,361 we've reached a Code Red. 663 00:21:32,361 --> 00:21:34,500 (Sam and crew laughing and clapping) 664 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,597 My name is Dr. Alfonzo Balatraz, 665 00:21:36,597 --> 00:21:38,700 and I'm here with our expe-Dew-tion leader. 666 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:41,010 - Amanda Rebenholtz. 667 00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:41,970 - If you're hearing this, 668 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:44,910 everybody else on the expedition has died. 669 00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:46,660 The mountain was simply too gnarly. 670 00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:50,283 There was too much sick shit going on. 671 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:55,110 - Our Captain, Reynolds, was on a BMX biking expedition 672 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:57,870 to scout ahead, and he did three backflips off the mountain 673 00:21:57,870 --> 00:21:59,370 and splattered on the ground. 674 00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:00,210 - You're probably wondering 675 00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:02,280 about our forward expedition crew. 676 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,470 All 13 of them, they died because 677 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:07,320 there was a Red Bull flume log happening on the mountain. 678 00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:10,260 Each of them were individually struck 679 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,790 by a handmade soapbox car 680 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,460 that looked like a TV show you remember. 681 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,110 We've tried to reach the tip of the mountain, 682 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:17,070 but every time we get up there, 683 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:20,040 we're experiencing some ultrasonic frequencies. 684 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,940 It sounds like a "Call of Duty" lobby. 685 00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:23,924 (Sam and crew laughing) 686 00:22:23,924 --> 00:22:24,990 - If we had to put words to it, 687 00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:26,040 it would be something like... 688 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,280 (operatic "ah"-ing) 689 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,233 - Which one of you bitches is ready to get murked? 690 00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:34,800 - Killmonger Killtastrophe! 691 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,120 - So many dead! 692 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,320 - Killing spree! 693 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,720 - If we've got one last message, it's to know, 694 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,570 nobody should do the Dew up here. 695 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:46,211 - And send chili cheese fries to balance it out. 696 00:22:46,211 --> 00:22:49,890 (buzzer blares) - Wow, somber. Yeah! 697 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,912 - Okay, we're pitching features! 698 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:51,745 - [Sam] Bravo! 699 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,883 - I was Jack Black and he was Jason Momoa. 700 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:56,850 - Yeah, I don't know. Jason Momoa? 701 00:22:56,850 --> 00:22:57,780 Not as hot as Kurt. 702 00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:58,980 - Thank you! 703 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:01,110 - 33 Code Red points for you both. 704 00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:01,943 Kurt! 705 00:23:01,943 --> 00:23:02,776 - Mr. Sam. 706 00:23:02,776 --> 00:23:04,350 - Sincere apologies. Mr. Kurt. 707 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,183 - Sam. 708 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:06,016 (Sam chuckles) 709 00:23:06,016 --> 00:23:06,849 - See how it feels, man? 710 00:23:06,849 --> 00:23:07,740 - Don't feel good. 711 00:23:07,740 --> 00:23:08,580 - And Angela. 712 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,413 - Yeah! 713 00:23:09,413 --> 00:23:12,360 - Starting a bar fight over absolutely nothing. 714 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,010 - Crazy fucking thing about gin and tonic 715 00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:16,740 is I don't even know how much tonic they put in this one. 716 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:19,740 - You can watch the guy make the drink. They measure it out. 717 00:23:21,628 --> 00:23:24,420 - You're gonna tell me the bartender measures stuff? 718 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,952 - Yeah, every drink is a recipe. 719 00:23:25,952 --> 00:23:27,974 - I'm so fucking sick of you, dude! 720 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,240 Put the drink down. Let's handle this like men. 721 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,050 - Okay, yeah. I'm actually excited this is happening. 722 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,490 - Yeah, what are you fucking excited about? 723 00:23:35,490 --> 00:23:37,230 - I just haven't felt something in a long time, 724 00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:38,100 and I'd like to feel something! 725 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:40,290 - I just don't think anybody measures anything, 726 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:42,707 and anytime anybody does that, I feel really stupid! 727 00:23:42,707 --> 00:23:43,790 - Hit me. 728 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,780 - Up next for karaoke's Brian! 729 00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:47,010 - You're gonna have to wait one second. 730 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:51,276 That is me, and I get real excited about karaoke. 731 00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:52,109 (Angela screams) 732 00:23:52,109 --> 00:23:52,942 Thank you so much. 733 00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:53,775 This one goes out 734 00:23:53,775 --> 00:23:56,010 to the guy I'm about to fight after this song. 735 00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:56,890 Hit it! 736 00:23:56,890 --> 00:23:59,010 ♪ Isn't she lovely ♪ 737 00:23:59,010 --> 00:23:59,920 I'm gonna fucking kill you! 738 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,146 - Hurry the fuck up! 739 00:24:01,146 --> 00:24:03,856 ♪ Isn't she wonderful ♪ 740 00:24:03,856 --> 00:24:04,689 - I'm gonna fuck you up. - You knew 741 00:24:04,689 --> 00:24:05,783 this was happening too, huh? 742 00:24:05,783 --> 00:24:08,517 - I just read the list. ♪ Isn't she precious ♪ 743 00:24:08,517 --> 00:24:10,350 (Angela screams) - Oh, there's a 33-second- 744 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:12,690 - Oh, classic! You're measuring the music break! 745 00:24:12,690 --> 00:24:15,990 - It says on the fucking TV! - Stop measuring shit! Stop! 746 00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:18,540 - [Sam] Wow, way to bring it full circle, gang! 747 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,373 - Nice. 748 00:24:19,373 --> 00:24:21,420 - Let's say a one-to-one ratio of points 749 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,470 for the both of you. 750 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:27,470 Which brings us to the last prompt of round two, Angela 751 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:28,373 - Yeah. 752 00:24:28,373 --> 00:24:29,250 - and Jacob. 753 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,083 - Okay! 754 00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:34,676 - Cheerleaders cheer a eulogy for their fallen classmate. 755 00:24:34,676 --> 00:24:35,670 (crew laughing) 756 00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:37,523 - D! (Angela claps) 757 00:24:37,523 --> 00:24:39,447 E! (Angela claps) 758 00:24:39,447 --> 00:24:41,520 A! (Angela claps) 759 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,140 D! (Angela claps) 760 00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:44,790 Brianna is gone (Angela claps) 761 00:24:44,790 --> 00:24:47,130 and my heart's real sad. (Angela claps) 762 00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:48,330 - Brianna is gone (claps) 763 00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:50,790 and I'm feeling really bad! (claps) 764 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:54,450 - What if we didn't have a loss? 765 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:57,712 - What if we didn't find her body? 766 00:24:57,712 --> 00:25:02,712 ♪ Her body was at the bottom ♪ 767 00:25:03,383 --> 00:25:05,398 ♪ Of a lake ♪ ♪ Of a lake ♪ 768 00:25:05,398 --> 00:25:08,610 ♪ She was not a good swimmer ♪ 769 00:25:08,610 --> 00:25:10,953 - We actually don't know what happened yet. 770 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,220 We don't actually fully know what happened yet, 771 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,677 and you shouldn't say things like that. 772 00:25:15,677 --> 00:25:18,540 - But if we look like we're trying to hide something 773 00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:21,600 it will be weird, Jessica! 774 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,530 - T! (claps) 775 00:25:22,530 --> 00:25:23,363 R! (claps) 776 00:25:23,363 --> 00:25:24,360 U! (claps) 777 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,230 T! (claps) 778 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:26,220 H! (claps) 779 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:27,759 We don't know. 780 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:31,550 - (clapping) T-R-U-T-H! 781 00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:33,963 We'll tell you what we have to give, 782 00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:36,041 which is an alibi! 783 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:38,370 - We need our lawyers. 784 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,750 If you're asking, 785 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,940 we need our lawyers! - Our lawyers! 786 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:45,720 - [Both] If you're asking, we need our lawyers! 787 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,707 - 'Cause we are not scared of the... 788 00:25:47,707 --> 00:25:52,707 - [Both] (clapping) T-R-U-T-H! 789 00:25:52,754 --> 00:25:54,714 (buzzer blares) (crew clapping) 790 00:25:54,714 --> 00:25:56,547 - Wow! 791 00:25:56,547 --> 00:25:57,600 - That was good. 792 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,300 - Yeah, two, four, six, eight points for you both. 793 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:04,170 Which brings us to our third and final minigame. 794 00:26:04,170 --> 00:26:05,670 This is a little minigame 795 00:26:05,670 --> 00:26:08,490 that we like to call Silent but Deadly. 796 00:26:08,490 --> 00:26:09,450 - Mm! - Mm. 797 00:26:09,450 --> 00:26:11,490 - How this'll work is my players 798 00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:15,090 will begin a scene in total silence. 799 00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:18,030 They will allow the tension in that scene to build 800 00:26:18,030 --> 00:26:19,470 until they feel they have no choice 801 00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:22,590 but to finally punctuate it with dialogue. 802 00:26:22,590 --> 00:26:25,770 To begin this scene, my players require no suggestion. 803 00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:27,033 Take it away, players. 804 00:26:36,564 --> 00:26:39,814 (crew members chuckle) 805 00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:52,169 (crew members giggling) 806 00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:00,549 (Angela sniffles) 807 00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:03,632 (Sam giggles softly) 808 00:27:05,929 --> 00:27:08,596 (crew laughing) 809 00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:16,830 - If you wanna be buried alive, we'll do it. 810 00:27:16,830 --> 00:27:18,240 - You'll do it? 811 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,320 - We'll do it. - We'll do it. 812 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,570 - Whatever you want, Dad. 813 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,676 - Someone come with me. 814 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:25,841 (Sam laughing) 815 00:27:25,841 --> 00:27:27,449 - You can't Nose Goes our dad's death, Diego! 816 00:27:27,449 --> 00:27:29,724 - I already Nose Goes-ed you, now go! 817 00:27:29,724 --> 00:27:31,682 (buzzer blares) Whatever, Diana! 818 00:27:31,682 --> 00:27:33,892 - [Angela] (mockingly) Whatever, Diana! 819 00:27:33,892 --> 00:27:34,725 (lively piano music) 820 00:27:34,725 --> 00:27:36,030 - That brings us to round three 821 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,820 where our players will now hold hands 822 00:27:38,820 --> 00:27:42,210 and jump into the abyss together. 823 00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:43,920 - Okay! Yes, fun time! 824 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,753 - Jacob. - Oh. 825 00:27:44,753 --> 00:27:45,586 - Mr. Kurt. - Mr. Sam. 826 00:27:45,586 --> 00:27:47,130 - And Angela. - Yeah! 827 00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:50,250 - Trying to network in the mosh pit. 828 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:51,173 - [Angela] Fuck yeah. 829 00:27:51,173 --> 00:27:52,006 - Hey, what's up? 830 00:27:52,006 --> 00:27:52,839 - Hey, how's it going? 831 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:53,672 - Hey, hey. Sorry. 832 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,790 - Hey, what's up? Tanner, Tanner, Tanner. 833 00:27:54,790 --> 00:27:56,820 - Joey, Joey. - Cool, hey, what's up? Yeah. 834 00:27:56,820 --> 00:27:57,690 - Miranda. 835 00:27:57,690 --> 00:27:59,583 - I have a Smashburger spot I have in my backyard. 836 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,020 (Sam laughs) 837 00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:02,970 - I'm actually in marketing if you're ever in that... 838 00:28:02,970 --> 00:28:03,803 - Serious? - [Kurt] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 839 00:28:03,803 --> 00:28:05,160 - Like social media marketing? - [Kurt] Yeah. 840 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,210 - That's so funny you guys brought that up 841 00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:08,278 'cause I'm an actor looking for work. 842 00:28:08,278 --> 00:28:09,250 - Have you been in anything? 843 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,083 - Yeah, what have you been in? 844 00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:10,916 - [Jacob] What have you been in? 845 00:28:10,916 --> 00:28:11,749 - What have you been in? 846 00:28:11,749 --> 00:28:12,630 - What are your credits? 847 00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:14,100 Where have I seen you from? - "Make Some Noise." 848 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,282 - Where have I seen you from? - Have you heard of it? 849 00:28:15,282 --> 00:28:16,314 - No. - It's a really fun show. 850 00:28:16,314 --> 00:28:17,280 - [Jacob] No. - It's kinda like improv. 851 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,150 - What's your full name? 852 00:28:18,150 --> 00:28:20,190 - What's improv? (Sam laughing) 853 00:28:20,190 --> 00:28:21,600 - What the fuck is a Smashburger? 854 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,250 - Whoa. - Whoa. 855 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,330 Hey, that's bad vibes. 856 00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:26,310 - It's just a burger but smaller and thin? 857 00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:27,532 - Shut up! 858 00:28:27,532 --> 00:28:30,865 (Sam and crew laughing) 859 00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:33,450 - You guys wanna take my card? 860 00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,100 - Oh, I thought you were gonna say, do I wanna take a break? 861 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:35,933 Yes. 862 00:28:35,933 --> 00:28:36,804 - [Kurt] Yes. It's time to take a break. 863 00:28:36,804 --> 00:28:37,877 (buzzer blares) - [Angela] I love that! 864 00:28:37,877 --> 00:28:40,800 - That's about as good an out as I can ask for. 865 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,960 - I'm not 19 anymore. I can't do it. 866 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,970 - I did start pushing you harder actually. 867 00:28:44,970 --> 00:28:46,590 - I was flying. 868 00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:47,910 - What's improv? - Whoa! (laughs) 869 00:28:47,910 --> 00:28:50,340 - Let's say seven-second-degree connection 870 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,330 points for you all. 871 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,184 Next up, Jacob. 872 00:28:52,184 --> 00:28:53,091 ♪ Ah ♪ 873 00:28:53,091 --> 00:28:54,049 (Jacob chuckles) 874 00:28:54,049 --> 00:28:55,398 - (laughs) You surprised yourself. 875 00:28:55,398 --> 00:28:56,430 - Ah! 876 00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:57,630 - Mr. Kurt. - Mr. Sam. 877 00:28:57,630 --> 00:28:58,657 - Angela. - Yeah. 878 00:28:58,657 --> 00:29:02,040 - "Challengers" but for competitive eating. 879 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,900 - I care about competitive eating a lot. 880 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:04,733 - Same. 881 00:29:04,733 --> 00:29:05,566 - If we could just make this about the game. 882 00:29:05,566 --> 00:29:06,510 - [Kurt] Sure. - And not about anything else, 883 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:07,760 I think it would be fine. 884 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,433 - Whoa. 885 00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:13,470 Do you mind if I take a bite of your dog? 886 00:29:13,470 --> 00:29:14,303 - You're more than welcome to. 887 00:29:14,303 --> 00:29:15,750 - And I'm gonna make deep eye contact 888 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:18,928 with you while I do it. (Sam laughing) 889 00:29:18,928 --> 00:29:21,240 (Angela stifling laughter) (Sam and crew chuckling) 890 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,080 - Eat it at the same time. 891 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:22,977 - What? 892 00:29:22,977 --> 00:29:23,878 (Sam laughing) 893 00:29:23,878 --> 00:29:25,980 - But we've been best friends since we were three years old. 894 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:28,280 - Both of you chug this can of beans together. 895 00:29:29,188 --> 00:29:30,570 (Jacob gulping) 896 00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:31,666 Don't chew, chug! 897 00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:34,020 (Jacob gulping intensely) 898 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,811 - Get some hot dog too. 899 00:29:35,811 --> 00:29:39,008 (Jacob and Kurt munching and moaning) 900 00:29:39,008 --> 00:29:40,890 - Is this good? - (clapping) Game, set, match! 901 00:29:40,890 --> 00:29:42,540 - I've loved you and I've always loved you. 902 00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:44,340 - I love you more, and I've always loved you more. 903 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:46,647 - Both of you let me down in different ways. 904 00:29:46,647 --> 00:29:47,753 (buzzer blares) - [Kurt] Damn it! 905 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,500 - As she does in the movie. 906 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,610 - That's the movie, that's the movie. 907 00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:53,010 - Well navigated, gang! 908 00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:55,793 - All I know is I'm gonna get a text from Kurt's girlfriend. 909 00:29:57,037 --> 00:29:58,560 "Why you up in my man?" 910 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,540 - It's been a really horny episode, Sam. 911 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:01,920 - That's just showbiz, babe! 912 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,240 - 10 points dipped in water 913 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,280 in order so that they go down easier. 914 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,870 That brings us to the last prompt of our game. 915 00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,640 - It's crazy. - Sweet. 916 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:12,473 - Jacob. 917 00:30:12,473 --> 00:30:14,100 (Jacob screaming) 918 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,747 Mr. Kurt. - Mr. Sam. 919 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:16,723 - And Angela. 920 00:30:16,723 --> 00:30:17,556 - (breathy) Yeah! 921 00:30:17,556 --> 00:30:20,940 - The Founding Fathers dissuade Henry Poopfartbarf 922 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:23,940 from signing the Declaration of Independence. 923 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:26,430 - And since we are all in agreeance 924 00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:28,991 that we are going to sign this piece of paper 925 00:30:28,991 --> 00:30:31,770 (Sam laughing) in defiance of the king's rule 926 00:30:31,770 --> 00:30:33,540 who will go first? 927 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,590 - I shall! 928 00:30:34,590 --> 00:30:36,815 - [Kurt] Oh. - I'm Alexander Hamilton. 929 00:30:36,815 --> 00:30:39,450 - (gravelly) I'll sign right under Alexander Hamilton. 930 00:30:39,450 --> 00:30:40,830 - Oh, uh... 931 00:30:40,830 --> 00:30:43,417 We actually didn't see you there, Mr. Poopfartbarf. 932 00:30:43,417 --> 00:30:45,477 - I'll just sign right under Hamilton! 933 00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:46,446 - Okay, all right, hold on, hold on, 934 00:30:46,446 --> 00:30:47,550 hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on! 935 00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:50,580 I actually should sign first, me, John Hancock, 936 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:52,170 so I'll go first. 937 00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:54,600 John... (Sam and crew clap and laugh) 938 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,578 - Oh, really big. 939 00:30:55,578 --> 00:30:56,995 - Yeah. - Hancock. 940 00:30:57,958 --> 00:30:59,280 - Good, good, good, good, good. 941 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,804 - Seems like there's a little space here for you, Alex. 942 00:31:00,804 --> 00:31:02,250 - Yes, yes. - And I'll make room for mine. 943 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,155 Mine's just dick and balls with a happy face. 944 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:04,988 - Just wait! Wait, just wait! 945 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,510 - Whoa, let's just wait, let's just wait, let's just wait. 946 00:31:07,510 --> 00:31:08,343 - One second. 947 00:31:08,343 --> 00:31:09,974 - The balls are bigger than the dick. It's so funny! 948 00:31:09,974 --> 00:31:11,370 - Let's just wait, let's just wait. 949 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,110 I'm sorry, is your signature- 950 00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:15,267 - Yes, my name is Poopfartbarf, 951 00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:17,370 and my signature is dick, balls, and a happy face. 952 00:31:17,370 --> 00:31:18,368 - Okay, wait a minute- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 953 00:31:18,368 --> 00:31:19,803 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (Angela screaming) 954 00:31:19,803 --> 00:31:21,720 - It's just, it's an important document 955 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,400 and you're getting ink everywhere. 956 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,350 I know, since I've signed... 957 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:26,250 - I'm going to sign it. 958 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,740 - And then Alex's sign and then the rest of us 959 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:30,750 can kinda just say aye. 960 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,790 - Alexander Hamilton, definitely here for this. 961 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:33,807 - All three of us were really here. 962 00:31:33,807 --> 00:31:35,557 - Really here. - Alexander Hamilton. 963 00:31:35,557 --> 00:31:37,942 - Hamilton, John Hancock. - John Hancock. 964 00:31:37,942 --> 00:31:40,120 (Angela babbling aggressively) 965 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,439 (buzzer blares) (Kurt and Sam laughing) 966 00:31:41,439 --> 00:31:42,300 - Was gonna motorboat. 967 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,150 - Angela, perhaps my favorite character 968 00:31:45,150 --> 00:31:46,680 I've ever seen you do. 969 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,150 A number of points that they won't tell you about 970 00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:49,200 in history books. 971 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,680 That brings us to the end of our show. 972 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,820 Our winner tonight... 973 00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:55,950 (paper rips) 974 00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:57,927 Angela Giarratana. (bright upbeat music) 975 00:31:57,927 --> 00:31:59,084 - Yeah! (clapping) - Yes! (clapping) 976 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,277 - Wow! Wow! - [Sam] Angela- 977 00:32:00,277 --> 00:32:02,014 - [Jacob and Kurt] Congratulations! 978 00:32:02,014 --> 00:32:03,907 - You are the recipient- - You brought it home. 979 00:32:03,907 --> 00:32:05,586 - Wow! Wow! - [Jacob] Yes! 980 00:32:05,586 --> 00:32:08,970 - of the coveted Golden Ear! (Angela laughing) 981 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,920 That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 982 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,170 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 983 00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:15,690 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 984 00:32:15,690 --> 00:32:16,825 Good night. 985 00:32:16,825 --> 00:32:19,992 (smooth upbeat music) 986 00:32:26,228 --> 00:32:29,311 (upbeat music fades)