- [Sam] Tonight, in a step down
from her "After Midnight" appearances,
it's Caitlin Reilly.
(lively jazz music)
Immediately realizing he's locked himself out
of his apartment, it's Nick Mandernach.
- Thanks, Sam.
(door thuds)
(Sam and Caitlin laughing)
- [Sam] Discreetly slipping me a 20 to tip the game his way,
it's Geoff Ross.
- Oh, wow.
Hey, always a pleasure to be here.
- Costa Rican currency.
- Don't worry about it.
- [Sam] They're all here to-
- [All] "Make Some Noise."
(cheery jazz music)
(logo whooshing)
- Welcome to "Make Some Noise,"
the game so good we spun it off unchanged.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
Here's how the show works.
I have here a series of improvisational prompts
our players have never seen before.
Isn't that right, players?
- That's right.
- Yes. - (baby talk) Yeah.
- They will, to the best of their ability,
fulfill those prompts,
I will award them corresponding points,
and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear
because legal said we couldn't do real ears.
Players, are you ready (crew laughing)
to rumble?
- (baby talk) Yeah.
- Caitlin picking a character early and sticking to it.
- Ooh. (Nick laughs)
- First up, a little warm-up minigame.
This is a minigame that we like
to call "Take Some Direction."
How it works is, players,
I'm going to give you a single line of dialogue
to repeat over and over and over again.
As I do, I will give you direction-
- Great. - Micro adjustments,
if you will, to affect your performances.
Caitlin, no direction to start out with.
- Okay. - Neutral.
Your line from "The Sixth Sense,"
"I see dead people."
- I see dead people.
- Nick, give me a little bit different.
I see dead people.
- [Sam] Geoff, give me a little bit different.
- I see dead people.
- [Sam] Caitlin, OK brag.
- I see dead people. (laughs) (crew laughing)
- [Sam] Nick, a teacher trying to regain control
of the classroom.
- Hey, hey, hey.
I see?
- [Cast] (childish voices) Dead people.
- Thank you, everyone.
All right, let's talk Southern Hemisphere.
- [Sam] Geoff. Me?
Personally?
- Well, I see dead people.
(contestants laughing)
- [Sam] Caitlin, trying unsuccessfully
to remove a hair from your mouth.
- When I was five, a lot of scary things were happening
and um, (crew laughing)
I, um, it turns out that I, um,
(Sam and contestants laughing)
(Caitlin hacking)
(crew laughing)
(Caitlin continues hacking)
(Caitlin clearing throat)
I see dead people.
- [Sam] Nick, like Yoda.
- Dead people, I see.
- That's about right. - That was impressive.
- [Sam] Geoff, as a testimonial in a medicine commercial.
- Sometimes you may end up seeing dead people.
I see dead people. (Sam and crew laughing)
- [Sam] Caitlin, finding the right pitch.
♪ I see- I- ♪
♪ I see- I see- ♪ (Nick and crew laughing)
- The acoustics in this room are bad.
Hold on. (crew laughing)
♪ I see ♪ ♪ I see ♪
(crew laughing)
♪ I see ♪ ♪ I see ♪
- No, no.
- I'll do it again. - Nick, to the person
who just cut you off in traffic.
- Hey, I see dead people!
Oh, I see dead people!
- Oh, that was very threatening.
- That was really scary.
- Thank you. - He's gonna be next.
- Thank you. - And finally, Geoff,
in a version of "The Sixth Sense" that's all frogs
so every word is now ribbit, (Geoff chuckles)
but the acting is the same.
- (somberly) Ribbit. Ribbit ribbit ribbit.
(crew laughing)
- And that is a minigame,
which brings us straight (cheery music)
into round one.
- (baby talk) Okay, it's the big stuff, guys.
(contestants laughing)
It's just me and two dads.
- Got it. - You go get 'em, kiddo.
You got it. - Thanks, Dad.
- There's gonna be an episode at some point I come up
and I do no prompts.
- It's gonna happen. - I just let 'em riff.
Caitlin.
- Yeah, yeah, Sam, what's up?
(Sam and crew laughing)
- [Sam] Nicole Kidman's AMC-ish ad
for The Container Store. - Oh, boy.
- (Kidman-esque) Sometimes you walk into a room
(door thuds)
and you find yourself not knowing where to put anything.
(crew laughing)
But then you come to The Container Store
and there you find places to put your things.
Containers, boxes, bags,
boxes with bags inside of them.
(crew laughing)
Containers with boxes with little bags inside
of them with zippers. (crew laughing)
And there, magic is reborn.
Because here, we're family. (crew laughing)
Here, it's The Container Store.
(buzzer buzzing)
- Loved that, Caitlin. - Loved it.
- With just a little bit- - Got it.
- Of Olive Garden.
- Nicole Kidman loves the Olive Garden.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. - Olive Garden.
- 14 dazzling points
on a huge silver screen- - Whoa.
- For you, Caitlin. - Wow.
Thank you. (chuckles) - Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
- Nick. - Right.
- [Sam] A cereal mascot with a healthy,
secure attachment style
to their cereal. - Oh.
- Ah, yeah! (laughs)
It's time for Rick's Flakes,
that taste you can't do without,
except you can (chuckles) (Sam and crew laughing)
'cause you're enough with it, you're enough without it.
It's amazing to have it in your life,
but sometimes it's just not gonna happen for you,
and you can survive that.
(Sam and crew laughing)
Oh, it's got that sugary taste that you just can't resist.
But maybe it's not right for you right now.
(Sam and crew laughing)
In that case, just go ahead and on with your life.
Find friends and find loved ones
who do wanna spend time with you.
That's the Rick's Flakes.
(crew laughing) (buzzer buzzing)
- Uh-huh. (crew laughing)
- 15 grams of added points
for you. - Oh, thank you.
- Ooh. - Geoff.
- Hi, Sam.
- [Sam] Your dad grills the waiter about the bill.
- Uh, hey, chief, yeah, thanks.
So uh, I was just lookin' (Sam chuckles)
at the damage, and it says here, okay,
there was a side of fries.
My burger came with fries.
(Sam and crew laughing)
So what- just- Stephanie-
what kinda operation are you running here, (chuckles) okay?
'Cause I'm not giving you a tip until you answer
some really serious questions, (contestants chuckling)
okay?
What is a jalapeno popper?
(Sam and crew laughing)
Okay, we did have those.
(Sam and contestants laughing) (buzzer buzzing)
- Let's say 12 points we didn't pay for
for you. - Pay for, yeah.
- Caitlin. - Hi.
- [Sam] A country star talks about her humble upbringing
as the child of a hedge fund manager.
- Sure. (crew chuckling)
(southern accent) It's just like such a reward
and honor to be one (Sam chuckles)
of Forbes' "10 under 10."
(Sam and crew laughing)
I sort of started playing the guitar
when I was two years old.
One of my father's homes is sort of on this lake,
and well, I was young, (Sam chuckles)
but we were sort of surrounded by water.
I mean, I, I guess you can call it an island.
(all laughing)
And for my fifth birthday, I walked into my second bedroom
and there are all these guitars.
And I just thought, well, I guess I'll start playing 'em.
And my father got me a singin' coach
and paid the head of RC Records
to sign me, (Sam laughs)
and (chuckles) blackmailed the American Music Association
to have me perform (Sam and crew laughing)
at the Grammys.
And I'm just really grateful
and I just love writing music.
(Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing)
- Oh, Caitlin, (crew laughing)
"10 under 10."
- Mm-hmm. - Five self-made points
that secretly have a trust fund for you.
- Thank you. - Oh.
- Nick. - Yeah.
- [Sam] A Boy Scout leader levels with you
about what skills really matter in life.
- Let's talk about badges.
Now, I see a lot of you, you've got your fire-making badge,
you got your swimmin' badge.
Some of you have got your medical badges.
That's all great.
Unfortunately, they will be of no use for you.
(Caitlin chuckles) (crew laughing)
The important thing is to locate talented friends in college
and remain with them throughout the duration
of your life. (all laughing)
Very quickly, you're gonna discover
that you cannot make it on your own.
You do not have the wherewithal.
(Sam and crew laughing)
If you can just identify it among your peers
and then take their side,
even in situations when you shouldn't-
- Mm-hmm. (Sam and crew laughing)
- You will find success.
And that is this badge right here,
Maintaining Bonds of Friendship
with More Talented Peers That You Discover in College.
Take those knot badges.
I want you to throw 'em in the fire.
(all laughing)
Guys, good luck to you.
And again, look around now.
I know who the talented one is.
(Sam and crew laughing)
It's on this side.
(buzzer buzzing) (all laughing)
- You left some room.
- Well see, you don't want to do it all for them,
but you need to scaffold.
- Yeah, that, my friend, is worthy
of one merit badge point.
- Goddamn right. - Ooh.
- Geoff. - Hi, Sam.
- Last prompt of round one.
A jury foreman puts some pizzazz
into the verdict. (Caitlin laughs)
- (as if preaching) Your Honor,
(contestants and crew laughing)
these were horrendous murders, vicious,
that left many a, (crew laughing)
a, a, a limb askew, or askance, or a-missin'.
But I wanna assure you, judge, (Sam laughs)
I wanna assure you, lawyers,
and I wanna assure you people here
who took time out of your day
to come on down here (Sam and crew laughing)
and see justice played out in your community
right in front of your faces (crew laughing)
that we took it seriously.
And that's why we came up with a verdict.
And it was not easy. (crew laughing)
We had to bring these people
back from being passed out.
- Bring 'em back.
- To make a decision (fist thudding)
about this young man's life.
He had everything in front of him.
And the goal is for us to decide,
(crew laughing)
was he guilty?
I can't say it brings me pleasure,
but it does bring me a sense of honor
and responsibility to be the one to tell you,
we, the jury, Your Honor, find the defendant not guilty.
- Ah! (Sam laughs)
(buzzer buzzing)
- You said pizzazz? (crew applauding)
- That was pizzazz. - That was pizzazz.
- Pizzazz. - (laughs) Incredible.
- Thank you. (Sam sighs)
I blacked out.
- This court finds you guilty of earning 72 points
- Ooh!
- Which brings us to our next minigame.
This is a little minigame
that we like to call "Hollywood Ho!"
How it works is, players, I am going to ask you
for the names of movies that start
with a particular letter of the alphabet.
If I like the sound of that movie title,
I'll then ask you for the logline.
If I like the sound of that logline,
I will ask the three of you to enact the scene.
Are you ready for me, players?
- Yes, yes. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yes. - Mm-hmm.
- Yes. (contestant chuckles)
- [All] Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!"
- F.
- "Forgetting Sarah Marshall Again."
(all laughing)
- "Fuck It."
(Nick chuckles)
- "Frankfurters All Day."
- "Finagling Through Life."
- "Friend, Singular."
(all laughing)
An extremely lonely man has made it his life's mission
to get just one friend.
- [Sam] Let's see it.
- Damn it.
(all laughing)
- Hey, Kurt, hey, what's up?
- Hey.
- Hey, Kurt. (chuckles) (John chuckles)
- John, Clara.
- We're so happy that you can come to our engagement party.
- Yeah, totally. - Yeah.
- Absolutely, yeah. (Clara laughs)
- Yeah, 'cause you both invited me.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- Well, I mean,
we are engaged. - Well, yeah, of course.
(all laughing)
We're kind of a pair, yeah. - I mean, congratulations.
- Yeah, we're a pair. - Congratulations.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- It can only be one of you.
(Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing)
- [All] Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!"
- S.
- "Sucks To Be You."
- "Sailing Through the River Kwai."
- Oh. (crew laughing)
"Sydney Sunset," mm.
- "Samaritans." (crew laughing)
- "Sanskrit on My Arms."
(crew laughing)
A woman who is going through a bad breakup
gets a Sanskrit tattoo on her arm,
but it turns out to be a clue to find a national treasure
that's been long forgotten.
- [Sam and crew] Let's see that.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- You know, usually when we do this,
you know, it might be like a parent's name
or something like that.
- Okay. - But yeah,
whatever you want, really.
- Whatever you're comfortable with.
- Yeah, can I see the book?
- Yeah. - Yeah, sure, let me grab it.
Let me grab it. - Okay, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, absolutely. (Sam laughs)
- Ooh, God, that's dusty.
- Yeah, (laughs) yeah. (Caitlin laughs)
We've not had this one out in a while.
- You guys are like so friendly here.
Are you guys dads?
- Yeah, we're both dads. (Sam and crew laughing)
- Yeah, we're both dads.
- We're both dads.
- That one's actually really interesting.
That's really beautiful.
- Oh. - It kind of looks like words,
but it's not
in a tattoo. - Yeah, totally.
- Do you know what it says?
- You know, I don't, but it's kind of moving on the page.
Let's go for it. (Sam laughs)
- Okay. (Sam and crew laughing)
(Nick panting)
- Ah. (Nick imitates vomiting)
- Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!
Oh, oh, my God, my God!
Oh, my God. (Caitlin speaking gibberish)
(buzzer buzzing) (crew laughing)
- [All] Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!"
- D.
- "Dad Time."
(crew laughing)
Three really cool dads
have decided that- (Caitlin laughs)
- Oh, I don't care what they do.
- [All] Let's see it. - Oh, no!
(crew laughing)
- Ah, yeah.
- Ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba. - Oh, my God, it is time.
(Caitlin laughs)
Oh. (crew laughing)
- It's time for a "Brat" Saturday.
- "Brat" Saturday. - Let me tell you something.
That Charli xcx, she's hilarious
and (chuckles) (Nick laughs)
a really good singer.
- Yeah, incredibly talented. - (laughs) Deuces.
(all laughing)
- Have you guys heard of this show, "Friends"?
- Oh. - Wait, plural?
- Sorry, "Friend."
- Oh. (crew laughing)
- You know, it's about the guy, he can only have one friend.
If he gets more, he dies. (Sam laughs)
- Oh,
so that's his weird deal. - Oh.
- Yeah, yeah. (Sam laughs)
- Oh. - Oh, my gosh, you guys.
You guys heard of this?
It's a, it's a, it's a streaming service.
It's called Dropout TV.
My, my kids love it. (crew laughing)
- Is the host always wearing a seersucker suit
and a bad tie?
(Sam and crew laughing) (Nick laughs)
- I don't think they're bad, but some may.
(all laughing)
- Don't be a fuckin' brown-noser.
(all laughing)
- Is that an- (buzzer buzzing)
(all laughing) (cheery music)
- That brings us to round two,
where our players will now test their talents
in teams of twos.
- Hmm. - Ah,
I see. (Caitlin sighs)
- Caitlin.
- I don't know if I can do improv with my two dads.
- Oh, we're about to find out. (Nick laughs)
- Oh, gosh.
- Nick. - Yeah.
- [Sam] Realizing mid-date you're going viral.
- For me, the whole thing right now
is just authentic connection.
- Right.
- Like without that, (Sam laughs)
forget it.
- Yeah.
No, the last couple of guys I've dated, one was a doctor.
- Oh, okay. - And one worked
in like pharmaceuticals.
They were always at work.
And I was like, "Hang out with me."
- Yes. - "Be with me."
- Totally. - "Take me to The Grove."
- Yeah. (chuckles) - And like the long surgeries.
I was like, how many fucking people need surgeries anymore?
- Right. (crew laughing)
I mean, yeah, a lot.
Yeah, (laughs) a lot do.
- Oh, my God, hold on, I'm sorry.
(laughs) Sorry, sorry.
So I have a dog, (giggles)
and my dog has an Instagram page.
- Oh, okay.
- I posted this like funny video of my dog at a cafe.
- Oh, wow, yeah.
- And I put it on TikTok
and it has 10,000 likes in the last 48 hours.
- That's incredible.
Awesome. - Yeah.
- Hey, congratulations. That's so cool.
- (chuckles) Thank you.
This is um- - Yeah.
- This is fucking crazy.
(all laughing)
Oh, my God.
- You were mentioning what you do for work.
I mean- - I'm in marketing.
- It's gotta be a lot of uh-
- Holy fucking shit!
(Sam laughs)
Jennifer Garner reposted it!
- Oh, my gosh. That's awesome.
I love her. (Sam and crew laughing)
- Jennifer Garner reposted my TikTok!
(Sam and crew laughing)
Fuck this!
I'm fucking out!
(Sam and crew laughing)
- I love Jennifer Garner.
(Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing)
- Oh, my God.
A "Tosh.0" amount of points.
- Oh. (Nick and crew laughing)
- Which brings us to Nick and Geoff.
- Hi, Sam. (Nick gasps)
- [Sam] Immediately regretting holding up a bank.
- Everyone down! - Everyone down!
- On the fucking ground!
- Get down right now!
(Geoff sighs)
- We come from generational wealth.
- We do. (Sam and crew laughing)
We don't need it.
- We don't need it.
- Hey! - We don't need it.
We don't need it. - We don't need it.
- You know what? We don't need it.
Everybody, go back to it.
- Our dad's invented a little part of the microphone!
You don't even know this, but he gets a little piece
every time you buy- - Every mic!
- A microphone! (Sam laughs)
- He gets six cents! - Every microphone!
- Come on! - Continue to withdraw
money normally!
- If you're here trying to get a mortgage, keep at it.
Your dream home is around the corner.
(Sam laughs)
- You, too, can ascend to those heights
and you'll take care of your family!
- You, too, can invent a critical component
and get paid every time it's used.
It's a small amount of money, but it adds up.
It adds up. - It's fuckin' ownership!
You heard of it?
- Get yourself a patent. (fists thudding)
- Get yourself a patent.
- Get yourself a patent right now.
- Get yours, stand up. (crew laughing)
- Yeah, get up. - Get up.
- You, come up. - Sit up.
Sit up. - Come on.
Who are you? Who are you?
Grab the patents. - The manager?
I want you to walk to the vault
and I want you to think of a small improvement
on that vault.
- That's all you need.
- Get the fuckin' patents!
- Get in the fuckin' vault! (buzzer buzzing)
- Wow, you two. (crew laughing)
Peas in a pod all day.
- All day. (sighs) (Nick laughs)
- All the points in the safe.
- All right, nice. - Nice.
- (baby talk) Congratulations.
(contestants laughing)
- Which brings us back to Geoff.
- Hi, Sam. - And Caitlin.
- Yes. (Caitlin gasps)
- [Sam] Breaking the news about the affair doubles
as the birds and the bees talk.
- Hey, sweetie. (crew laughing)
- (childishly) Hi, Daddy.
- Sweetheart, um-
- Yeah, Dad?
- Daddy made a mistake.
- Uh-oh.
Did you go potty in your pants or something like that?
Don't be embarrassed. - There was like
a fluid exchange,
but that's not it. - Oh, God, no.
- You know how Mommy and Daddy love each other very much
and that's where you came from,
right? - Yeah.
- Mommy's been working a lot.
- At the museum, huh? - Yeah.
Daddy has been also putting in a lot of time
at the office and- - And I've just been home.
- Yeah, you've just been home. (Sam and crew laughing)
You've just been home.
- [Caitlin] Yeah.
- So while Daddy was working-
- Mm-hmm.
- There was not a mommy,
but like a, a, a person with mommy energy.
- Dad, you're so serious.
- Yeah. (Caitlin laughs)
And, uh, Daddy fell in love with that person
who we'll call Jane 'cause that's her name.
- Hold on a second. (crew laughing)
- Okay.
- Because it's against the law
to be in love with two people.
- Bigamy is criminal.
You're correct.
But that's if you're trying to marry someone
and you're already married.
Slightly different. (Sam chuckles)
Infidelity is illegal in some states, not this one.
So technically, (crew laughing)
no crimes were committed-
- Okay. - In our local jurisdiction.
- Okay.
Daddy, you're using a lot
of words I don't understand. - I am so sorry.
Complication. - Your dad fucked
your pediatrician. - Oh.
- Okay, (Sam laughs)
Linda. (buzzer buzzing)
- Dad!
- Linda.
- Coming in with the button.
When two points love each other very much...
- Ah. - Mm.
- Caitlin once more.
- Yes.
- And Nick once more. - Oh.
- [Sam] Sully, the pilot, tries to use his heroism
to get a table at a restaurant.
- Hi there. Yeah, your name?
(Sam and crew laughing)
(clears throat) Your last name?
(imitates horn tooting) (Sam and crew laughing)
- Oh, no.
Wahhhhhh
(Sam and crew laughing)
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
I guess we're gonna fall in the river.
We're gonna go in the Hudson River.
Oh, no, no.
I'll do it safely. (Sam laughs)
I'm the pilot.
Da da da. (imitates water splashing)
Oh, everybody's safe.
(crew laughing)
- Mr. Sully Sullenberg.
- Yes. (crew laughing)
- Okay, great. (Sam laughs)
Sorry.
Uh, great, I think we should have that ready
in about 20 to 25 minutes.
(Sam chuckles)
- Oh, my God,
you saved us (mumbling) river. (Sam and crew laughing)
Oh, my God, everyone got off just safe.
- Okay, I think, okay, okay. - I don't wanna-
- All right, okay, yes, yes. (Sam laughs)
Okay, you're a hero.
You are. - You're a hero, Sully.
- Looks like we have a booth opening up in the back left.
Of course, we'll-
- You ever flown a plane, son?
- I'm giving you what you want.
(Sam and Geoff laughing) (buzzer buzzing)
(Nick laughs) (crew clapping)
- Yeah, a presidential point of honor.
- Nice. - Oh.
- Nick. - Yeah.
- And Geoff. (Caitlin sighing)
- Ah. - Hi, Sam.
- [Sam] A blackjack dealer
introduces some new game mechanics they designed.
- There you are.
- Thank you. - There you are,
there you are, there you are.
And guess what? A third card.
- Oh, okay. (laughs) (Sam chuckles)
- Now here's the thing.
You can trade it.
- Excuse me? (crew laughing)
- You can trade it.
You can find anyone at this table.
You can trade it.
- Is it any card or just this third card?
So okay, so the third card- - Just the third card.
You can trade it with someone.
- This is fun, fun. - It kinda makes it
a little more collaborative. - Okay, so it's
like wild card.
- Exactly. - Okay, great.
- But if you do-
- Oh?
- You owe them a favor for the rest of your life.
(crew laughing)
- Oh, okay.
So if I hold onto the card, there's no favor owed.
- There's no, you won't- - There's no like life debt
or anything like- - A newbie.
No, you will not owe a life debt
if you don't trade the card. - (laughs) Okay, okay, okay.
- But if you do-
- But if I do-
- Whatever it is, whenever it is, you cannot refuse.
- Okay. (crew laughing)
If I trade the card, I will owe a life debt.
Can I pre-agree what that life debt is gonna be
with the trading partner?
- Absolutely.
- Okay, okay, we're back. - No, of course-
- It's fun again. - Of course you can pre-agree,
but there is a hitch.
- Okay. (Sam and crew laughing)
- If you pre-agree-
- Uh-huh.
- Then the third player at the table
gets to kill one of you.
- Oh, wow, okay. (crew laughing)
- But only one of you.
- Is that up to the third player?
- If they choose to not kill one of you,
that is when we enter phase two.
- Oh, okay. (Sam and crew laughing)
So what is phase two?
- And in phase two, they now have to pick a child,
one to live
and one to banish.
(Geoff sputters) (Sam and crew laughing)
One to live, one to banish. - Wow.
Just banish?
- Yes, yes. - But for a child,
that's almost a death sentence.
- Without a doubt, exactly. - Okay.
- It's something to consider. (Sam and Caitlin laughing)
- Okay, wow.
- See, now you're thinking like a pro.
- There's a possibility that child could survive banishment,
come back stronger. - Exactly.
- Like a Spartan situation. (Sam laughs)
- Totally. - Okay.
- And remember, it's not your child.
I can't stress this enough
to the new players. - Okay, okay.
Well, that was a question. - It'll be the
third player's decision.
- Okay, they also choose which children to choose between.
- In a phase two situation- (Sam laughs)
- A phase two situation. - Please remember,
you're choosing to make a pre-agreement
with the second player.
- Yes.
- That activated means the third player
can either kill one of you-
- Okay. - Or can banish-
- In a scenario where I survive the killing,
which is not a guarantee- - Yes.
That's exactly right. - Okay.
How are those children selected?
- Okay, well, now we're in phase-
- (baby talk) Excuse me, sir.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm here
for the potential banishment.
- Oh. - Oh,
that's an adorable child. (Sam laughs)
- You're late.
And I'm really sorry to say this,
but your dad made a choice.
You're gonna go ahead and just keep walking out that door.
(Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing)
- Wow, wow. (crew clapping)
- Yeah, five points that the house will win back.
- Oh, yes.
- As we move on to the last prompt of round two.
Geoff- - Uh-huh?
- And Caitlin.
- (chuckles) Yeah.
- [Sam] Your friend who complained
all board game night just won.
- So it is your turn to roll the dice.
- Okay. (laughs) (Caitlin laughs)
- Here we go.
Come on, James.
- Here I go. (chuckles) - Okay.
(crew laughing)
- Oh.
- Five.
- (laughs) Okay. - Okay.
Oh. (James laughs)
- One, (laughs) (Sam laughs)
two, (laughs)
three, (laughs)
four, (laughs) five.
- Oh, my God, James. (James chuckles)
(Sam and crew laughing)
Jesus.
- I fuckin' won it.
- James. (James laughs)
- I fuckin' won it. (Sam laughs)
After all the bullshit, I won it.
- Bullshit? - Oh, God,
it feels good. (Sam and crew laughing)
- James, my kid's sleeping upstairs.
- That's a you problem.
(Sam and crew laughing)
Oh, it feels good.
This game fucking sucked
and I won it. (Sam laughs)
- It's The Game of Life.
I mean, it- - Dude, it took three hours.
How?
- There's the two of us- (Sam laughs)
- Oh. - And we go round
and round in circles.
You know how that goes.
You came over, you're going through a divorce,
you wanted some levity, I brought out The Game of Life,
and you were being a dick to me all night long.
- I feel fucking great.
- Okay. - I am on the goddamn moon.
I'm not even thinking about Jessica.
- Okay, let me get Monopoly.
(Sam and Nick laughing) (buzzer buzzing)
- Wow.
Love that, players.
32 points on the very last turn to you both.
- Mm-hmm. - Which brings us
to our final minigame. (cheery music)
This is a little minigame
that we like to call "Locals Only."
How it works is, players,
you will start a three-person scene
in a particular location of my choosing.
I will then ask you to make that scene more
and more local to said location.
I will give you a physical location instead
to start the scene.
That location is a palace.
- Buckingham.
- (elderly British accent) Yes, it was built long, long ago.
- Oh, nice. - Nice.
- These floors are made of elephant tusks-
- Oh, wow, hey, that's- - And 19-karat gold.
- More British.
- (Britishness intensifies) If you see here,
we have the portrait (crew laughing)
of Mr. Buckingham himself.
- (newly British) John Buckingham himself. - Which is what-
- And was his skin really the Union Jack?
- More British. - (barely intelligible) We have the family.
(Sam laughs)
The royal court.
- (more British) Oh, there's somethin', eh? (Sam laughs)
- (Scottish) It does has it, dinnae?
- Eh. - Gentlemen.
- Well. (Sam laughs)
- If you would please follow me
over here (crew laughing)
where we have compliment- - [Sam] Even more upper crust,
please, Caitlin. - (fancier) Complimentary biscuits
and tea. (Sea laughs)
- Oh, my. - Ah, biscuits, tea.
Here we go. - Elephant tusk it is.
- Yay. - More Cockney.
- Yeah. - (Cockney) The only thing I know
is a freakin' beer biscuit.
- We've got beer biscuits in the gift shop.
- Here we go. - And now you're
all The Beatles.
- You know,
I've got a song idea. (crew laughing)
- Okay. - Because-
- Hey, they got us
some good beer biscuits. - If we go to-
- You know what they're saying about beer biscuits?
- Yeah, John.
- It gets you drunk before it gets you full.
- (chuckles) Yeah. (John laughs)
Yeah, that's a good one, yeah. ♪ It gets you drunk ♪
♪ Before it gets you full ♪
♪ We're gonna eat the biscuits ♪ ♪ Eat the biscuits ♪
♪ And they'll have baguettes ♪
♪ Let's eat ♪ - And now you're all
Jason Statham. ♪ And we gonna ♪
- You know what I realized? (Sam chuckles)
- Oh! Hey, hey!
- Fuckin' hate music.
- You know what I realized? (groans)
- No. - I fuckin' hate you.
- You didn't need to do that, love.
Hey. - You didn't have
to stab yourself, mate. - You didn't have
to stab yourself.
- You stay back or I'm finished.
(crew laughing)
- Stay back- - You're not gonna do that
to me mate. - Stay back or-
- And you're not gonna say that.
You're not gonna do that to him.
- [Geoff] How dare you?
(Sam chuckles)
- Where do we go from here, boys?
(Sam laughs)
- Well- (buzzer buzzing)
- That brings us (cheery music)
to round three where my players will now hold hands
and jump into the abyss together.
Caitlin. - Yeah?
- Nick. - Yeah.
- Geoff. - Hi, Sam.
- [Sam] The tension in this reality show reunion episode
is going to bubble over
at any moment. (Geoff chuckles)
- And I will say that Thursday afternoon-
- Oh, okay.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- Is when I realized that actually we were never going
to close in escrow.
- I told you that we were going to close in escrow,
but then you pissed off the client like you always do.
And that is why I no longer want
to be your real estate mega-million Beverly Hills
in the Hills Hollywood Hills home partner.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- God, are we even gonna talk about the Range Rover?
Or are we just,
we're not gonna talk about it? - Oh, my God.
- Okay. - It's not about
the Range Rover. - Wow, wow.
- It's about trust.
- Okay, yeah, yeah. - When you say there's going
to be a six-CD spinner in a Range Rover-
- Stop that, stop that. - And we get in and there's-
- Stop it. (crew laughing)
That is closed.
That's a closed book.
Don't open that.
You won't like what you see.
- I guess we're not going to talk
about my 30th birthday party.
- Oh. (crew laughing)
- Damn it. (Sam laughs)
- It was Cirque- - I'm staying,
I'm staying, I'm staying. - du Soleil themed
and you showed up
in cargo shorts. - You know exactly
why that happened. - And you ruined
the entire vibe of the party.
- Wow, here we go.
- If I'm not having fun at my birthday,
then it's not a good (crew laughing)
birthday party.
- What? (buzzer buzzing)
(Sam and crew laughing)
(Caitlin chuckles)
- A point for every interruption-
- Ah. - To you all.
- Wow, then we're doing very well.
- Caitlin. - Yes.
- Nick. - Yeah.
- Geoff. - Hi, Sam.
- [Sam] New parents subtly keep their hot mess friend
from holding the baby.
- Hey, fuckin' motherfuckers.
- (chuckles) Hi.
(door thuds) (crew laughing)
Hi. - Hey, 'ey.
- Hey. - 'Ey.
- Hey. (Sam laughs)
- 'Ey. - Hey.
♪ Let me see the baby ♪ - Okay, look, okay, okay.
♪ Let me see the baby ♪ - Okay, okay, okay, one sec.
♪ Ha na na ♪ - It's a little loud.
A little loud, a little loud. ♪ Na na na ♪
- Sebastian's asleep.
- Sebastian? (laughs)
Okay, well, I'm Ariel.
(Claire laughs) (Sam laughs)
- That is his name, hi. - Hi.
(Sam laughs)
Ah. - Okay, okay.
- How are you? (smacking lips)
- My dad's name was Sebastian and you know that.
- Yeah. - So it's a-
- Okay, well, he died before you and I were friends, so.
Um, is there, (Sam and crew laughing)
you guys have, ooh, ooh!
Can I have some of this vodka? (crew laughing)
I need like just a-
- That's fine, yeah.
Go for it. - A palate cleanser.
I Ubered, I Ubered, I Ubered, I Ubered.
Don't kill me. (laughs) - No one was saying anything.
- Yes. - No one was saying anything.
- Um, uh, uh- - Um, uh, uh, uh-
- So- - Please.
- I have a car problem
and I need some money. (laughs)
- We know. - We know, we know.
- We know. - I need
like $10,000. - Claire, I know.
- Okay. - I know.
- Because it's being impounded.
- Yeah.
- And I need to get it out-
- Claire. - Of the impoundation.
- Claire, we know. - Yeah.
- Claire. - And then I need to take it
to the shop- - Yes.
- Claire. - And it needs to be fixed
so it can be driven.
- Right. - Claire, this is a-
- But we can talk about it later.
Let me hold the baby. (laughs) - Okay, whoa, whoa, hold on.
- Sorry, Claire, Claire, your hands are covered in oil.
Just covered. - Your hands are-
- Oh, my God, I forgot. - Covered in oil.
- Okay, um- - Clean them.
- (chuckles) They're so- - Is there a sink?
Is it this thing in the- - Yes, this is a house.
- Yes, yes. - Okay.
- It's a house, and yeah. - It's a house.
Indeed we have- - Okay.
- Claire, I have $10,000 for you.
- Yeah. - You do?
- Yeah. - Yes,
I have $10,000. - Oh, my God.
- We just need you to not come to the baptism.
- What?
- The 10 grand is yours. (crew laughing)
- The 10 grand is yours.
- The part- - Okay, I thought you
were talking about my baptism.
I was like, wait a second. (Sam laughs)
Are you guys like weird Christian freaks now?
- What? - Like I'm down,
but how do I get there
like if I don't have car? - No, no, no.
- No, no, no, we're saying. - No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. - That's the opposite
of what we're saying. (Sam and crew laughing)
- That's the opposite. - What we're saying-
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, no, what we're saying
is do not come to Sebastian's baptism
and you can have this $10,000
for your- - That's the exchange.
- Complicated car problem.
- That's the exchange.
- I thought that I was the godmother.
- No. - No.
(Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing)
- Absolutely not. (crew laughing)
30 points doing tummy time.
- I love doing tummy time with myself.
- Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
- No! - No.
- No!
- Caitlin. - What?
- Nick.
- You're not doing it, Sam.
- Geoff.
- No! - Don't do this to us, Sam.
- Here I go. (crew laughing)
A student film that somehow touches
on every issue. (Geoff sighs)
(crew laughing) (Geoff sighs)
- You guys, I can't believe Greg's gone.
- It's just really fucked up, (Geoff sighs)
you know?
He was so depressed and he had ADHD.
- Yeah. - ADHD kills.
- You can't pay attention, (crew laughing)
that could result in a terrible, tragic accident.
- Or you're drinking at the freaking wheel.
- I wish he would've done his homework better.
- If only he had done his homework,
he would've known that microplastics are everywhere.
- They're everywhere. (Sam and crew laughing)
Greg, how can you be so foolish?
Everything he had was a plastic container.
- So many water bottles sitting
in his car overnight, half drunk,
and he would just keep using them over
and over- - I'm sorry-
- And over again. - But if you're
buying action figures,
you're putting a gun straight to your head.
- But you know what I admired (crew laughing)
about him?
His polyamorous lifestyle.
- Uh-huh. (Sam and crew laughing)
- He was really sexually fluid
and that's what I loved about him the most.
- And he kept saying, "Don't kink shame me."
- Yeah. - But at some point,
there does have to be a line.
- You guys, don't judge him.
- Ugh. - He had ADHD.
(Sam laughs) (buzzer buzzing)
- Wow. - He can't see
without his glasses. (crew laughing)
(Geoff clapping) (Sam and crew laughing)
(Nick laughs)
(Sam laughs)
Where are his glasses?
He can't see without his glasses.
(contestants and crew laughing)
- 44 incredibly deep points if you're 22 years old
for the three of you. (Nick and crew laughing)
That brings us to the end of our show.
Our winner tonight,
(paper rustling)
Geoff Ross. (crew cheering)
- What? (mellow jazz music)
- Geoff,
you are the recipient- - Oh, my God.
- Of the coveted-
- Ah. - Golden Ear.
- Ah.
- That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise."
Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer.
I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me.
Goodnight.
(crew applauding) (mellow jazz music continues)
(mellow jazz music fades)