Tonight, in a step down
from her "After Midnight" appearances,
it's Caitlin Reilly.
Immediately realizing he's locked himself out
of his apartment, it's Nick Mandernach.
- Thanks, Sam.
Discreetly slipping me a 20 to tip the game his way,
it's Geoff Ross.
- Oh, wow.
Hey, always a pleasure to be here.
- Costa Rican currency.
- Don't worry about it.
They're all here to-
- "Make Some Noise."
- Welcome to "Make Some Noise,"
the game so good we spun it off unchanged.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
Here's how the show works.
I have here a series of improvisational prompts
our players have never seen before.
Isn't that right, players?
- That's right.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- They will, to the best of their ability,
fulfill those prompts,
I will award them corresponding points,
and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear
because legal said we couldn't do real ears.
Players, are you ready
to rumble?
Yeah.
- Caitlin picking a character early and sticking to it.
Ooh.
- First up, a little warm-up minigame.
This is a minigame that we like
to call "Take Some Direction."
How it works is, players,
I'm going to give you a single line of dialogue
to repeat over and over and over again.
As I do, I will give you direction-
- Great. - Micro adjustments,
if you will, to affect your performances.
Caitlin, no direction to start out with.
- Okay. - Neutral.
Your line from "The Sixth Sense,"
"I see dead people."
- I see dead people.
- Nick, give me a little bit different.
I see dead people.
Geoff, give me a little bit different.
- I see dead people.
Caitlin, OK brag.
I see dead people.
Nick, a teacher trying to regain control
of the classroom.
- Hey, hey, hey.
I see?
Dead people.
- Thank you, everyone.
All right, let's talk Southern Hemisphere.
Geoff. Me?
Personally?
- Well, I see dead people.
Caitlin, trying unsuccessfully
to remove a hair from your mouth.
- When I was five, a lot of scary things were happening
and um,
I, um, it turns out that I, um,
I see dead people.
Nick, like Yoda.
- Dead people, I see.
- That's about right. - That was impressive.
Geoff, as a testimonial in a medicine commercial.
- Sometimes you may end up seeing dead people.
I see dead people.
Caitlin, finding the right pitch.
♪ I see- I- ♪
♪ I see- I see- ♪
- The acoustics in this room are bad.
Hold on.
♪ I see ♪ ♪ I see ♪
- No, no.
- I'll do it again. - Nick, to the person
who just cut you off in traffic.
- Hey, I see dead people!
Oh, I see dead people!
- Oh, that was very threatening.
- That was really scary.
- Thank you. - He's gonna be next.
- Thank you. - And finally, Geoff,
in a version of "The Sixth Sense" that's all frogs
so every word is now ribbit,
but the acting is the same.
Ribbit. Ribbit ribbit ribbit.
- And that is a minigame,
which brings us straight
into round one.
Okay, it's the big stuff, guys.
It's just me and two dads.
- Got it. - You go get 'em, kiddo.
You got it. - Thanks, Dad.
- There's gonna be an episode at some point I come up
and I do no prompts.
- It's gonna happen. - I just let 'em riff.
Caitlin.
- Yeah, yeah, Sam, what's up?
Nicole Kidman's AMC-ish ad
for The Container Store. - Oh, boy.
Sometimes you walk into a room
and you find yourself not knowing where to put anything.
But then you come to The Container Store
and there you find places to put your things.
Containers, boxes, bags,
boxes with bags inside of them.
Containers with boxes with little bags inside
of them with zippers.
And there, magic is reborn.
Because here, we're family.
Here, it's The Container Store.
- Loved that, Caitlin. - Loved it.
- With just a little bit- - Got it.
- Of Olive Garden.
- Nicole Kidman loves the Olive Garden.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. - Olive Garden.
- 14 dazzling points
on a huge silver screen- - Whoa.
- For you, Caitlin. - Wow.
- Thank you. - Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
- Nick. - Right.
A cereal mascot with a healthy,
secure attachment style
to their cereal. - Oh.
Ah, yeah!
It's time for Rick's Flakes,
that taste you can't do without,
except you can
'cause you're enough with it, you're enough without it.
It's amazing to have it in your life,
but sometimes it's just not gonna happen for you,
and you can survive that.
Oh, it's got that sugary taste that you just can't resist.
But maybe it's not right for you right now.
In that case, just go ahead and on with your life.
Find friends and find loved ones
who do wanna spend time with you.
That's the Rick's Flakes.
Uh-huh.
- 15 grams of added points
for you. - Oh, thank you.
- Ooh. - Geoff.
- Hi, Sam.
Your dad grills the waiter about the bill.
- Uh, hey, chief, yeah, thanks.
So uh, I was just lookin'
at the damage, and it says here, okay,
there was a side of fries.
My burger came with fries.
So what- just- Stephanie-
what kinda operation are you running here, okay?
'Cause I'm not giving you a tip until you answer
some really serious questions,
okay?
What is a jalapeno popper?
Okay, we did have those.
- Let's say 12 points we didn't pay for
for you. - Pay for, yeah.
- Caitlin. - Hi.
A country star talks about her humble upbringing
as the child of a hedge fund manager.
Sure.
It's just like such a reward
and honor to be one
of Forbes' "10 under 10."
I sort of started playing the guitar
when I was two years old.
One of my father's homes is sort of on this lake,
and well, I was young,
but we were sort of surrounded by water.
I mean, I, I guess you can call it an island.
And for my fifth birthday, I walked into my second bedroom
and there are all these guitars.
And I just thought, well, I guess I'll start playing 'em.
And my father got me a singin' coach
and paid the head of RC Records
to sign me,
and blackmailed the American Music Association
to have me perform
at the Grammys.
And I'm just really grateful
and I just love writing music.
Oh, Caitlin,
"10 under 10."
- Mm-hmm. - Five self-made points
that secretly have a trust fund for you.
- Thank you. - Oh.
- Nick. - Yeah.
A Boy Scout leader levels with you
about what skills really matter in life.
- Let's talk about badges.
Now, I see a lot of you, you've got your fire-making badge,
you got your swimmin' badge.
Some of you have got your medical badges.
That's all great.
Unfortunately, they will be of no use for you.
The important thing is to locate talented friends in college
and remain with them throughout the duration
of your life.
Very quickly, you're gonna discover
that you cannot make it on your own.
You do not have the wherewithal.
If you can just identify it among your peers
and then take their side,
even in situations when you shouldn't-
- Mm-hmm.
- You will find success.
And that is this badge right here,
Maintaining Bonds of Friendship
with More Talented Peers That You Discover in College.
Take those knot badges.
I want you to throw 'em in the fire.
Guys, good luck to you.
And again, look around now.
I know who the talented one is.
It's on this side.
- You left some room.
- Well see, you don't want to do it all for them,
but you need to scaffold.
- Yeah, that, my friend, is worthy
of one merit badge point.
- Goddamn right. - Ooh.
- Geoff. - Hi, Sam.
- Last prompt of round one.
A jury foreman puts some pizzazz
into the verdict.
Your Honor,
these were horrendous murders, vicious,
that left many a,
a, a, a limb askew, or askance, or a-missin'.
But I wanna assure you, judge,
I wanna assure you, lawyers,
and I wanna assure you people here
who took time out of your day
to come on down here
and see justice played out in your community
right in front of your faces
that we took it seriously.
And that's why we came up with a verdict.
And it was not easy.
We had to bring these people
back from being passed out.
- Bring 'em back.
To make a decision
about this young man's life.
He had everything in front of him.
And the goal is for us to decide,
was he guilty?
I can't say it brings me pleasure,
but it does bring me a sense of honor
and responsibility to be the one to tell you,
we, the jury, Your Honor, find the defendant not guilty.
Ah!
You said pizzazz?
- That was pizzazz. - That was pizzazz.
- Pizzazz. - Incredible.
Thank you.
I blacked out.
- This court finds you guilty of earning 72 points
- Ooh!
- Which brings us to our next minigame.
This is a little minigame
that we like to call "Hollywood Ho!"
How it works is, players, I am going to ask you
for the names of movies that start
with a particular letter of the alphabet.
If I like the sound of that movie title,
I'll then ask you for the logline.
If I like the sound of that logline,
I will ask the three of you to enact the scene.
Are you ready for me, players?
- Yes, yes. - Yeah.
- Yeah, yes. - Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!"
- F.
- "Forgetting Sarah Marshall Again."
- "Fuck It."
- "Frankfurters All Day."
- "Finagling Through Life."
- "Friend, Singular."
An extremely lonely man has made it his life's mission
to get just one friend.
Let's see it.
- Damn it.
- Hey, Kurt, hey, what's up?
- Hey.
Hey, Kurt.
- John, Clara.
- We're so happy that you can come to our engagement party.
- Yeah, totally. - Yeah.
Absolutely, yeah.
- Yeah, 'cause you both invited me.
- Well, I mean,
we are engaged. - Well, yeah, of course.
We're kind of a pair, yeah. - I mean, congratulations.
- Yeah, we're a pair. - Congratulations.
Yeah.
- It can only be one of you.
Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!"
- S.
- "Sucks To Be You."
- "Sailing Through the River Kwai."
Oh.
"Sydney Sunset," mm.
"Samaritans."
- "Sanskrit on My Arms."
A woman who is going through a bad breakup
gets a Sanskrit tattoo on her arm,
but it turns out to be a clue to find a national treasure
that's been long forgotten.
Let's see that.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- You know, usually when we do this,
you know, it might be like a parent's name
or something like that.
- Okay. - But yeah,
whatever you want, really.
- Whatever you're comfortable with.
- Yeah, can I see the book?
- Yeah. - Yeah, sure, let me grab it.
Let me grab it. - Okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
- Ooh, God, that's dusty.
Yeah, yeah.
We've not had this one out in a while.
- You guys are like so friendly here.
Are you guys dads?
Yeah, we're both dads.
- Yeah, we're both dads.
- We're both dads.
- That one's actually really interesting.
That's really beautiful.
- Oh. - It kind of looks like words,
but it's not
in a tattoo. - Yeah, totally.
- Do you know what it says?
- You know, I don't, but it's kind of moving on the page.
Let's go for it.
Okay.
Ah.
- Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle!
Oh, oh, my God, my God!
Oh, my God.
Hollywood, Hollywood, "Hollywood Ho!"
- D.
- "Dad Time."
Three really cool dads
have decided that-
- Oh, I don't care what they do.
- Let's see it. - Oh, no!
- Ah, yeah.
- Ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba. - Oh, my God, it is time.
Oh.
- It's time for a "Brat" Saturday.
- "Brat" Saturday. - Let me tell you something.
That Charli xcx, she's hilarious
and
a really good singer.
- Yeah, incredibly talented. - Deuces.
- Have you guys heard of this show, "Friends"?
- Oh. - Wait, plural?
- Sorry, "Friend."
Oh.
- You know, it's about the guy, he can only have one friend.
If he gets more, he dies.
- Oh,
so that's his weird deal. - Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
- Oh. - Oh, my gosh, you guys.
You guys heard of this?
It's a, it's a, it's a streaming service.
It's called Dropout TV.
My, my kids love it.
- Is the host always wearing a seersucker suit
and a bad tie?
- I don't think they're bad, but some may.
- Don't be a fuckin' brown-noser.
Is that an-
- That brings us to round two,
where our players will now test their talents
in teams of twos.
- Hmm. - Ah,
I see.
- Caitlin.
- I don't know if I can do improv with my two dads.
Oh, we're about to find out.
- Oh, gosh.
- Nick. - Yeah.
Realizing mid-date you're going viral.
- For me, the whole thing right now
is just authentic connection.
- Right.
Like without that,
forget it.
- Yeah.
No, the last couple of guys I've dated, one was a doctor.
- Oh, okay. - And one worked
in like pharmaceuticals.
They were always at work.
And I was like, "Hang out with me."
- Yes. - "Be with me."
- Totally. - "Take me to The Grove."
- Yeah. - And like the long surgeries.
I was like, how many fucking people need surgeries anymore?
Right.
I mean, yeah, a lot.
Yeah, a lot do.
- Oh, my God, hold on, I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
So I have a dog,
and my dog has an Instagram page.
- Oh, okay.
- I posted this like funny video of my dog at a cafe.
- Oh, wow, yeah.
- And I put it on TikTok
and it has 10,000 likes in the last 48 hours.
- That's incredible.
Awesome. - Yeah.
- Hey, congratulations. That's so cool.
Thank you.
This is um- - Yeah.
- This is fucking crazy.
Oh, my God.
- You were mentioning what you do for work.
I mean- - I'm in marketing.
- It's gotta be a lot of uh-
- Holy fucking shit!
Jennifer Garner reposted it!
- Oh, my gosh. That's awesome.
I love her.
- Jennifer Garner reposted my TikTok!
Fuck this!
I'm fucking out!
- I love Jennifer Garner.
- Oh, my God.
A "Tosh.0" amount of points.
Oh.
- Which brings us to Nick and Geoff.
Hi, Sam.
Immediately regretting holding up a bank.
- Everyone down! - Everyone down!
- On the fucking ground!
- Get down right now!
- We come from generational wealth.
We do.
We don't need it.
- We don't need it.
- Hey! - We don't need it.
We don't need it. - We don't need it.
- You know what? We don't need it.
Everybody, go back to it.
- Our dad's invented a little part of the microphone!
You don't even know this, but he gets a little piece
every time you buy- - Every mic!
A microphone!
- He gets six cents! - Every microphone!
- Come on! - Continue to withdraw
money normally!
- If you're here trying to get a mortgage, keep at it.
Your dream home is around the corner.
- You, too, can ascend to those heights
and you'll take care of your family!
- You, too, can invent a critical component
and get paid every time it's used.
It's a small amount of money, but it adds up.
It adds up. - It's fuckin' ownership!
You heard of it?
Get yourself a patent.
- Get yourself a patent.
- Get yourself a patent right now.
Get yours, stand up.
- Yeah, get up. - Get up.
- You, come up. - Sit up.
Sit up. - Come on.
Who are you? Who are you?
Grab the patents. - The manager?
I want you to walk to the vault
and I want you to think of a small improvement
on that vault.
- That's all you need.
- Get the fuckin' patents!
Get in the fuckin' vault!
Wow, you two.
Peas in a pod all day.
All day.
- All the points in the safe.
- All right, nice. - Nice.
Congratulations.
- Which brings us back to Geoff.
- Hi, Sam. - And Caitlin.
Yes.
Breaking the news about the affair doubles
as the birds and the bees talk.
Hey, sweetie.
Hi, Daddy.
- Sweetheart, um-
- Yeah, Dad?
- Daddy made a mistake.
- Uh-oh.
Did you go potty in your pants or something like that?
Don't be embarrassed. - There was like
a fluid exchange,
but that's not it. - Oh, God, no.
- You know how Mommy and Daddy love each other very much
and that's where you came from,
right? - Yeah.
- Mommy's been working a lot.
- At the museum, huh? - Yeah.
Daddy has been also putting in a lot of time
at the office and- - And I've just been home.
Yeah, you've just been home.
You've just been home.
Yeah.
- So while Daddy was working-
- Mm-hmm.
- There was not a mommy,
but like a, a, a person with mommy energy.
- Dad, you're so serious.
Yeah.
And, uh, Daddy fell in love with that person
who we'll call Jane 'cause that's her name.
Hold on a second.
- Okay.
- Because it's against the law
to be in love with two people.
- Bigamy is criminal.
You're correct.
But that's if you're trying to marry someone
and you're already married.
Slightly different.
Infidelity is illegal in some states, not this one.
So technically,
no crimes were committed-
- Okay. - In our local jurisdiction.
- Okay.
Daddy, you're using a lot
of words I don't understand. - I am so sorry.
Complication. - Your dad fucked
your pediatrician. - Oh.
Okay,
Linda.
- Dad!
- Linda.
- Coming in with the button.
When two points love each other very much...
- Ah. - Mm.
- Caitlin once more.
- Yes.
- And Nick once more. - Oh.
Sully, the pilot, tries to use his heroism
to get a table at a restaurant.
- Hi there. Yeah, your name?
Your last name?
- Oh, no.
Wahhhhhh
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
I guess we're gonna fall in the river.
We're gonna go in the Hudson River.
Oh, no, no.
I'll do it safely.
I'm the pilot.
Da da da.
Oh, everybody's safe.
- Mr. Sully Sullenberg.
Yes.
Okay, great.
Sorry.
Uh, great, I think we should have that ready
in about 20 to 25 minutes.
- Oh, my God,
you saved us river.
Oh, my God, everyone got off just safe.
- Okay, I think, okay, okay. - I don't wanna-
- All right, okay, yes, yes.
Okay, you're a hero.
You are. - You're a hero, Sully.
- Looks like we have a booth opening up in the back left.
Of course, we'll-
- You ever flown a plane, son?
- I'm giving you what you want.
- Yeah, a presidential point of honor.
- Nice. - Oh.
- Nick. - Yeah.
And Geoff.
- Ah. - Hi, Sam.
A blackjack dealer
introduces some new game mechanics they designed.
- There you are.
- Thank you. - There you are,
there you are, there you are.
And guess what? A third card.
Oh, okay.
- Now here's the thing.
You can trade it.
Excuse me?
- You can trade it.
You can find anyone at this table.
You can trade it.
- Is it any card or just this third card?
So okay, so the third card- - Just the third card.
You can trade it with someone.
- This is fun, fun. - It kinda makes it
a little more collaborative. - Okay, so it's
like wild card.
- Exactly. - Okay, great.
- But if you do-
- Oh?
- You owe them a favor for the rest of your life.
- Oh, okay.
So if I hold onto the card, there's no favor owed.
- There's no, you won't- - There's no like life debt
or anything like- - A newbie.
No, you will not owe a life debt
- if you don't trade the card. - Okay, okay, okay.
- But if you do-
- But if I do-
- Whatever it is, whenever it is, you cannot refuse.
Okay.
If I trade the card, I will owe a life debt.
Can I pre-agree what that life debt is gonna be
with the trading partner?
- Absolutely.
- Okay, okay, we're back. - No, of course-
- It's fun again. - Of course you can pre-agree,
but there is a hitch.
Okay.
- If you pre-agree-
- Uh-huh.
- Then the third player at the table
gets to kill one of you.
Oh, wow, okay.
- But only one of you.
- Is that up to the third player?
- If they choose to not kill one of you,
that is when we enter phase two.
Oh, okay.
So what is phase two?
- And in phase two, they now have to pick a child,
one to live
and one to banish.
One to live, one to banish. - Wow.
Just banish?
- Yes, yes. - But for a child,
that's almost a death sentence.
- Without a doubt, exactly. - Okay.
It's something to consider.
- Okay, wow.
- See, now you're thinking like a pro.
- There's a possibility that child could survive banishment,
come back stronger. - Exactly.
Like a Spartan situation.
- Totally. - Okay.
- And remember, it's not your child.
I can't stress this enough
to the new players. - Okay, okay.
Well, that was a question. - It'll be the
third player's decision.
- Okay, they also choose which children to choose between.
In a phase two situation-
- A phase two situation. - Please remember,
you're choosing to make a pre-agreement
with the second player.
- Yes.
- That activated means the third player
can either kill one of you-
- Okay. - Or can banish-
- In a scenario where I survive the killing,
which is not a guarantee- - Yes.
That's exactly right. - Okay.
How are those children selected?
- Okay, well, now we're in phase-
- Excuse me, sir.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm here
for the potential banishment.
- Oh. - Oh,
that's an adorable child.
- You're late.
And I'm really sorry to say this,
but your dad made a choice.
You're gonna go ahead and just keep walking out that door.
Wow, wow.
- Yeah, five points that the house will win back.
- Oh, yes.
- As we move on to the last prompt of round two.
Geoff- - Uh-huh?
- And Caitlin.
Yeah.
Your friend who complained
all board game night just won.
- So it is your turn to roll the dice.
Okay.
- Here we go.
Come on, James.
- Here I go. - Okay.
- Oh.
- Five.
- Okay. - Okay.
Oh.
One,
two,
three,
four, five.
Oh, my God, James.
Jesus.
- I fuckin' won it.
James.
I fuckin' won it.
After all the bullshit, I won it.
- Bullshit? - Oh, God,
it feels good.
- James, my kid's sleeping upstairs.
- That's a you problem.
Oh, it feels good.
This game fucking sucked
and I won it.
- It's The Game of Life.
I mean, it- - Dude, it took three hours.
How?
There's the two of us-
- Oh. - And we go round
and round in circles.
You know how that goes.
You came over, you're going through a divorce,
you wanted some levity, I brought out The Game of Life,
and you were being a dick to me all night long.
- I feel fucking great.
- Okay. - I am on the goddamn moon.
I'm not even thinking about Jessica.
- Okay, let me get Monopoly.
- Wow.
Love that, players.
32 points on the very last turn to you both.
- Mm-hmm. - Which brings us
to our final minigame.
This is a little minigame
that we like to call "Locals Only."
How it works is, players,
you will start a three-person scene
in a particular location of my choosing.
I will then ask you to make that scene more
and more local to said location.
I will give you a physical location instead
to start the scene.
That location is a palace.
- Buckingham.
Yes, it was built long, long ago.
- Oh, nice. - Nice.
- These floors are made of elephant tusks-
- Oh, wow, hey, that's- - And 19-karat gold.
- More British.
If you see here,
we have the portrait
of Mr. Buckingham himself.
- John Buckingham himself. - Which is what-
- And was his skin really the Union Jack?
- More British. - We have the family.
The royal court.
Oh, there's somethin', eh?
It does has it, dinnae?
- Eh. - Gentlemen.
Well.
- If you would please follow me
over here
where we have compliment- Even more upper crust,
- please, Caitlin. - Complimentary biscuits
and tea.
- Oh, my. - Ah, biscuits, tea.
Here we go. - Elephant tusk it is.
- Yay. - More Cockney.
- Yeah. - The only thing I know
is a freakin' beer biscuit.
- We've got beer biscuits in the gift shop.
- Here we go. - And now you're
all The Beatles.
- You know,
I've got a song idea.
- Okay. - Because-
- Hey, they got us
some good beer biscuits. - If we go to-
- You know what they're saying about beer biscuits?
- Yeah, John.
- It gets you drunk before it gets you full.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one, yeah. ♪ It gets you drunk ♪
♪ Before it gets you full ♪
♪ We're gonna eat the biscuits ♪ ♪ Eat the biscuits ♪
♪ And they'll have baguettes ♪
♪ Let's eat ♪ - And now you're all
Jason Statham. ♪ And we gonna ♪
You know what I realized?
- Oh! Hey, hey!
- Fuckin' hate music.
You know what I realized?
- No. - I fuckin' hate you.
- You didn't need to do that, love.
Hey. - You didn't have
to stab yourself, mate. - You didn't have
to stab yourself.
- You stay back or I'm finished.
- Stay back- - You're not gonna do that
to me mate. - Stay back or-
- And you're not gonna say that.
You're not gonna do that to him.
How dare you?
- Where do we go from here, boys?
Well-
That brings us
to round three where my players will now hold hands
and jump into the abyss together.
Caitlin. - Yeah?
- Nick. - Yeah.
- Geoff. - Hi, Sam.
The tension in this reality show reunion episode
is going to bubble over
at any moment.
- And I will say that Thursday afternoon-
- Oh, okay.
- Is when I realized that actually we were never going
to close in escrow.
- I told you that we were going to close in escrow,
but then you pissed off the client like you always do.
And that is why I no longer want
to be your real estate mega-million Beverly Hills
in the Hills Hollywood Hills home partner.
- God, are we even gonna talk about the Range Rover?
Or are we just,
we're not gonna talk about it? - Oh, my God.
- Okay. - It's not about
the Range Rover. - Wow, wow.
- It's about trust.
- Okay, yeah, yeah. - When you say there's going
to be a six-CD spinner in a Range Rover-
- Stop that, stop that. - And we get in and there's-
- Stop it.
That is closed.
That's a closed book.
Don't open that.
You won't like what you see.
- I guess we're not going to talk
about my 30th birthday party.
Oh.
Damn it.
- It was Cirque- - I'm staying,
I'm staying, I'm staying. - du Soleil themed
and you showed up
in cargo shorts. - You know exactly
why that happened. - And you ruined
the entire vibe of the party.
- Wow, here we go.
- If I'm not having fun at my birthday,
then it's not a good
birthday party.
What?
- A point for every interruption-
- Ah. - To you all.
- Wow, then we're doing very well.
- Caitlin. - Yes.
- Nick. - Yeah.
- Geoff. - Hi, Sam.
New parents subtly keep their hot mess friend
from holding the baby.
- Hey, fuckin' motherfuckers.
Hi.
- Hey, 'ey.
- Hey. - 'Ey.
Hey.
- 'Ey. - Hey.
♪ Let me see the baby ♪ - Okay, look, okay, okay.
♪ Let me see the baby ♪ - Okay, okay, okay, one sec.
♪ Ha na na ♪ - It's a little loud.
A little loud, a little loud. ♪ Na na na ♪
- Sebastian's asleep.
- Sebastian?
Okay, well, I'm Ariel.
- That is his name, hi. - Hi.
Ah. - Okay, okay.
How are you?
- My dad's name was Sebastian and you know that.
- Yeah. - So it's a-
- Okay, well, he died before you and I were friends, so.
Um, is there,
you guys have, ooh, ooh!
Can I have some of this vodka?
I need like just a-
- That's fine, yeah.
Go for it. - A palate cleanser.
I Ubered, I Ubered, I Ubered, I Ubered.
- Don't kill me. - No one was saying anything.
- Yes. - No one was saying anything.
- Um, uh, uh- - Um, uh, uh, uh-
- So- - Please.
- I have a car problem
and I need some money.
- We know. - We know, we know.
- We know. - I need
like $10,000. - Claire, I know.
- Okay. - I know.
- Because it's being impounded.
- Yeah.
- And I need to get it out-
- Claire. - Of the impoundation.
- Claire, we know. - Yeah.
- Claire. - And then I need to take it
to the shop- - Yes.
- Claire. - And it needs to be fixed
so it can be driven.
- Right. - Claire, this is a-
- But we can talk about it later.
- Let me hold the baby. - Okay, whoa, whoa, hold on.
- Sorry, Claire, Claire, your hands are covered in oil.
Just covered. - Your hands are-
- Oh, my God, I forgot. - Covered in oil.
- Okay, um- - Clean them.
- They're so- - Is there a sink?
Is it this thing in the- - Yes, this is a house.
- Yes, yes. - Okay.
- It's a house, and yeah. - It's a house.
Indeed we have- - Okay.
- Claire, I have $10,000 for you.
- Yeah. - You do?
- Yeah. - Yes,
I have $10,000. - Oh, my God.
- We just need you to not come to the baptism.
- What?
The 10 grand is yours.
- The 10 grand is yours.
- The part- - Okay, I thought you
were talking about my baptism.
I was like, wait a second.
Are you guys like weird Christian freaks now?
- What? - Like I'm down,
but how do I get there
like if I don't have car? - No, no, no.
- No, no, no, we're saying. - No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. - That's the opposite
of what we're saying.
- That's the opposite. - What we're saying-
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, no, what we're saying
is do not come to Sebastian's baptism
and you can have this $10,000
for your- - That's the exchange.
- Complicated car problem.
- That's the exchange.
- I thought that I was the godmother.
- No. - No.
Absolutely not.
30 points doing tummy time.
- I love doing tummy time with myself.
- Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
- No! - No.
- No!
- Caitlin. - What?
- Nick.
- You're not doing it, Sam.
- Geoff.
- No! - Don't do this to us, Sam.
Here I go.
A student film that somehow touches
on every issue.
- You guys, I can't believe Greg's gone.
It's just really fucked up,
you know?
He was so depressed and he had ADHD.
- Yeah. - ADHD kills.
You can't pay attention,
that could result in a terrible, tragic accident.
- Or you're drinking at the freaking wheel.
- I wish he would've done his homework better.
- If only he had done his homework,
he would've known that microplastics are everywhere.
They're everywhere.
Greg, how can you be so foolish?
Everything he had was a plastic container.
- So many water bottles sitting
in his car overnight, half drunk,
and he would just keep using them over
and over- - I'm sorry-
- And over again. - But if you're
buying action figures,
you're putting a gun straight to your head.
But you know what I admired
about him?
His polyamorous lifestyle.
Uh-huh.
- He was really sexually fluid
and that's what I loved about him the most.
- And he kept saying, "Don't kink shame me."
- Yeah. - But at some point,
there does have to be a line.
- You guys, don't judge him.
- Ugh. - He had ADHD.
- Wow. - He can't see
without his glasses.
Where are his glasses?
He can't see without his glasses.
- 44 incredibly deep points if you're 22 years old
for the three of you.
That brings us to the end of our show.
Our winner tonight,
Geoff Ross.
What?
- Geoff,
you are the recipient- - Oh, my God.
- Of the coveted-
- Ah. - Golden Ear.
- Ah.
- That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise."
Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer.
I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me.
Goodnight.