1 00:00:00,165 --> 00:00:05,165 - [Sam] Tonight, my Secret Service agent, it's Ify Nwadiwe. 2 00:00:10,170 --> 00:00:14,924 One of those T-shirt canon guys, it's Carl Tart. 3 00:00:14,924 --> 00:00:17,519 (Carl grunting) (Sam laughs) 4 00:00:17,519 --> 00:00:19,646 And a mummy whose thread 5 00:00:19,646 --> 00:00:23,896 is caught on a nail backstage, it's Zeke Nicholson. 6 00:00:25,296 --> 00:00:26,129 (Sam laughs) 7 00:00:26,129 --> 00:00:27,293 - Pratfall. 8 00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:29,526 - They're all here to.... 9 00:00:29,526 --> 00:00:31,859 - [Players] Make Some Noise! 10 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:35,877 (upbeat music) 11 00:00:40,246 --> 00:00:43,595 (upbeat music continues) 12 00:00:43,595 --> 00:00:45,383 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise." 13 00:00:45,383 --> 00:00:47,694 The game so good, we spun it off unchanged. 14 00:00:47,694 --> 00:00:48,789 I am your host, Sam Reich. 15 00:00:48,789 --> 00:00:49,622 Here's how the show works. 16 00:00:49,622 --> 00:00:52,791 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 17 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:55,708 our players have never seen before. 18 00:00:56,844 --> 00:00:58,599 Isn't that right, players? 19 00:00:58,599 --> 00:00:59,840 - That's what you told me to say. 20 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,699 - They will, to the best of their ability, 21 00:01:01,699 --> 00:01:02,662 fulfill those prompts. 22 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,001 I will award them corresponding points 23 00:01:04,001 --> 00:01:06,825 and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear, 24 00:01:06,825 --> 00:01:09,579 which I do write off as a charitable donation 25 00:01:09,579 --> 00:01:10,996 on my taxes every year. 26 00:01:10,996 --> 00:01:13,996 Players, are you ready to rumble? 27 00:01:13,996 --> 00:01:14,829 - Yes. 28 00:01:14,829 --> 00:01:15,662 - Yes. 29 00:01:15,662 --> 00:01:16,860 - We'll find out. 30 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:19,918 - First, a little warmup mini game. 31 00:01:19,918 --> 00:01:22,755 This is a little mini game that we like to call, 32 00:01:22,755 --> 00:01:24,088 "Take Some Direction." 33 00:01:24,088 --> 00:01:25,051 How it works is players, 34 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:27,413 I'm gonna give you a line of dialogue 35 00:01:27,413 --> 00:01:31,432 to repeat over and over and over again. 36 00:01:31,432 --> 00:01:34,106 As I do, I will give you direction, 37 00:01:34,106 --> 00:01:35,655 micro adjustments, if you will, 38 00:01:35,655 --> 00:01:37,826 in order to affect your performance. 39 00:01:37,826 --> 00:01:38,659 Does that make sense? 40 00:01:38,659 --> 00:01:39,492 - Yeah. - It does. 41 00:01:39,492 --> 00:01:42,458 - Ify, no direction to start out with. 42 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:44,844 Your line is from "Scarface." 43 00:01:44,844 --> 00:01:47,722 "Say hello to my little friend." 44 00:01:47,722 --> 00:01:49,987 - Say hello to my little friend. 45 00:01:49,987 --> 00:01:51,973 - Carl, give me a little bit more. 46 00:01:51,973 --> 00:01:54,442 - Say hello to my little friend. 47 00:01:54,442 --> 00:01:55,946 - Zeke, give me a little bit more. 48 00:01:55,946 --> 00:01:58,613 - Say hello to my little friend! 49 00:01:59,666 --> 00:02:00,517 - Ify. 50 00:02:00,517 --> 00:02:01,454 Bro-y. 51 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,160 - Hey. (laughs) 52 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,730 Look, you know what would be tight? 53 00:02:04,730 --> 00:02:07,987 If you said hello to my little friend. He's pretty tight. 54 00:02:07,987 --> 00:02:10,361 - Ify has never met a bro in his entire life. 55 00:02:10,361 --> 00:02:11,979 (all laughing) 56 00:02:11,979 --> 00:02:14,141 - [Sam] Carl. Swarmed by bees. 57 00:02:14,141 --> 00:02:16,222 - Say hello to my little friend. 58 00:02:16,222 --> 00:02:17,725 I'm Candyman. 59 00:02:17,725 --> 00:02:18,976 (all laughing) 60 00:02:18,976 --> 00:02:21,971 - You found a loophole with my prompt. 61 00:02:21,971 --> 00:02:25,018 Zeke, like a sulky teenager. 62 00:02:25,018 --> 00:02:26,621 - Say hello to my little friend. I'm Candyman. 63 00:02:26,621 --> 00:02:28,768 - Where did you get this joint? 64 00:02:28,768 --> 00:02:29,689 - You're the pothead, not me. 65 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:30,522 - Who taught you- 66 00:02:30,522 --> 00:02:31,657 Okay. (all laughing) 67 00:02:31,657 --> 00:02:32,530 Sure. 68 00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:34,346 - [Sam] Ify, chasing after a runaway train. 69 00:02:34,346 --> 00:02:37,836 - Say hello to my little friend before you go! 70 00:02:37,836 --> 00:02:40,016 - Carl, after a dank bong rip. 71 00:02:40,016 --> 00:02:40,916 (Zeke laughs) 72 00:02:40,916 --> 00:02:45,446 - My damn sulking ass son. (all laughing) 73 00:02:45,446 --> 00:02:47,033 You used to be my little friend, son. 74 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:49,431 Where'd you get this joint? (Sam laughs) 75 00:02:49,431 --> 00:02:51,209 - Dad, you're addicted to marijuana. 76 00:02:51,209 --> 00:02:53,461 - Amongst other things. 77 00:02:53,461 --> 00:02:55,421 - Zeke, doing a yodel. 78 00:02:55,421 --> 00:02:59,171 ♪ Say hello my little friend ♪ 79 00:03:01,123 --> 00:03:02,518 - Could have also been as Tarzan. 80 00:03:02,518 --> 00:03:03,688 I'll take it. - Oh yeah. 81 00:03:03,688 --> 00:03:06,751 - Ify, representing Earth to aliens. 82 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,828 - Didn't know y'all be so sexy. Uh... 83 00:03:08,828 --> 00:03:11,411 (all laughing) 84 00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:15,622 Say hello to my little friend, I guess, but, like, 85 00:03:15,622 --> 00:03:16,455 I'm here, too. 86 00:03:16,455 --> 00:03:19,105 - Carl, being tickled uncontrollably. 87 00:03:19,105 --> 00:03:21,772 (Carl giggling) 88 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:25,121 - Say hello to my little friend. 89 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,024 (Sam laughs) 90 00:03:27,024 --> 00:03:30,626 - And finally Zeke, as a dramatic soap opera twist. 91 00:03:30,626 --> 00:03:32,291 - It's not what you think it is. 92 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:34,915 It's everything you think it's not. 93 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:35,748 Right behind you. 94 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:37,163 I know he's been dead for 30 years, 95 00:03:37,163 --> 00:03:39,371 but say hello to my little friend. 96 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:40,301 (Carl gasps) 97 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:41,423 - Ify. 98 00:03:41,423 --> 00:03:42,998 (Sam and Zeke laughing) 99 00:03:42,998 --> 00:03:44,346 - Turns out it was good news. 100 00:03:44,346 --> 00:03:46,101 - Not all soap opera twists are bad. 101 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:46,934 - [Ify] Yeah, yeah. 102 00:03:46,934 --> 00:03:49,062 - And that is a mini game. 103 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,645 (upbeat music) 104 00:03:52,703 --> 00:03:55,239 That brings us to round one. 105 00:03:55,239 --> 00:03:56,072 Ify. 106 00:03:56,072 --> 00:03:56,905 - All right. 107 00:03:56,905 --> 00:04:00,413 - The booking process at Horny Jail. 108 00:04:00,413 --> 00:04:01,989 - That's an Ify prompt. - Yeah. 109 00:04:01,989 --> 00:04:03,290 (all laughing) 110 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:05,854 He made an unrelated alien prompt horny. 111 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:08,315 (all laughing) 112 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,815 - All right, I'm gonna need you 113 00:04:09,815 --> 00:04:11,314 to put your cell phone in there. 114 00:04:11,314 --> 00:04:14,731 I need you to go ahead and disrobe, uh... 115 00:04:16,832 --> 00:04:17,718 From where you're standing, 116 00:04:17,718 --> 00:04:20,332 I know it looks very scary, but I used to be in here, too. 117 00:04:20,332 --> 00:04:22,399 (all laughing) 118 00:04:22,399 --> 00:04:25,510 They caught my comments under Nicki Minaj's posts. 119 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:26,899 (Sam laughs) 120 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:29,411 The things I was saying and the things I was asking for, 121 00:04:29,411 --> 00:04:32,083 there was no looking back. 122 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,137 So I just wanna be the one to tell you 123 00:04:33,137 --> 00:04:35,112 that you can turn your life around. 124 00:04:35,112 --> 00:04:37,560 Stop spreading your ass cheeks. 125 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,522 Didn't ask for that. 126 00:04:38,522 --> 00:04:39,355 (button buzzes) 127 00:04:39,355 --> 00:04:42,629 - I'll cut you off there, Ify. Bravo. 128 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:44,026 I hereby challenge you 129 00:04:44,026 --> 00:04:45,632 to make every prompt horny. 130 00:04:45,632 --> 00:04:47,879 - Challenge accepted. (laughs) 131 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:49,052 Buckle up! 132 00:04:49,052 --> 00:04:52,412 - Let's say a life sentence amount of points for you, Ify. 133 00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:53,245 - All right. 134 00:04:53,245 --> 00:04:55,891 - Which brings us to Carl. 135 00:04:55,891 --> 00:04:56,809 - All right. 136 00:04:56,809 --> 00:04:59,559 - A pilot is a little too excited 137 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,880 to have to "Pull a Sully." 138 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:05,100 - Attention, passengers. 139 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:08,222 Everybody, y'all are not gonna believe this. 140 00:05:08,222 --> 00:05:10,155 (all laughing) 141 00:05:10,155 --> 00:05:12,269 We are going down. 142 00:05:12,269 --> 00:05:13,139 (all laughing) 143 00:05:13,139 --> 00:05:16,167 I just killed about 30 geese 144 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,208 and you're not gonna believe this, 145 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:20,324 we are right above the Hudson River. 146 00:05:20,324 --> 00:05:21,567 (all laughing) 147 00:05:21,567 --> 00:05:23,934 Can we make it to the nearest airport? Of course. 148 00:05:23,934 --> 00:05:27,449 But why, when you got a whole body of water 149 00:05:27,449 --> 00:05:31,489 right here waiting for us to just glide on down into it. 150 00:05:31,489 --> 00:05:32,636 It's a little bit cold, so y'all might wanna 151 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:35,197 pull your jackets out of your carry ons. 152 00:05:35,197 --> 00:05:36,999 You didn't bring one, there'll probably be 153 00:05:36,999 --> 00:05:38,635 some Mylar blankets that the firemen will give you 154 00:05:38,635 --> 00:05:39,468 after we land. 155 00:05:39,468 --> 00:05:42,149 This is going to be sick. 156 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:43,484 Get ready for this. (button buzzes) 157 00:05:43,484 --> 00:05:44,877 (Sam laughs) 158 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,630 - Hell yeah, Carl. 159 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:49,654 Let's say 34 points as portrayed by Tom Hanks for you. 160 00:05:49,654 --> 00:05:51,354 - Oh. - Thank you so much. 161 00:05:51,354 --> 00:05:53,006 - Zeke. 162 00:05:53,006 --> 00:05:55,173 An extremely vulgar rapper 163 00:05:56,047 --> 00:05:59,869 gives a censored performance at the Kids Choice Awards. 164 00:05:59,869 --> 00:06:03,183 - Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for M.C. (beep). 165 00:06:03,183 --> 00:06:04,156 (Sam laughs) 166 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,906 - What's up y'all little friends? 167 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:12,693 Look at this mother, mother, son of a mother right here. 168 00:06:12,693 --> 00:06:13,526 Doing his thing. 169 00:06:13,526 --> 00:06:16,219 DJ, can I get a beat? (clears throat) 170 00:06:16,219 --> 00:06:17,253 (Carl beatboxing) 171 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:18,393 - I don't think this is gonna work. 172 00:06:18,393 --> 00:06:19,799 - Bro, you got it, dude. 173 00:06:19,799 --> 00:06:21,576 Trust me. You got it. 174 00:06:21,576 --> 00:06:23,412 This is part of your demo. 175 00:06:23,412 --> 00:06:24,481 The kids on TikTok will love it. 176 00:06:24,481 --> 00:06:25,707 - Okay. - Go for it. 177 00:06:25,707 --> 00:06:26,540 - Yeah. 178 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:30,717 ♪ I pulled up in the club and I whipped out my water pistol ♪ 179 00:06:30,717 --> 00:06:33,948 ♪ Yeah, I shoved it in this little guy's mouth ♪ 180 00:06:33,948 --> 00:06:38,701 ♪ And I said, why don't you suck my end of my water pistol ♪ 181 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:40,738 ♪ This doesn't sound pretty good ♪ 182 00:06:40,738 --> 00:06:41,571 - Oh, it's fresh. 183 00:06:41,571 --> 00:06:44,744 ♪ Anyway, I saw this hot little cake ♪ 184 00:06:44,744 --> 00:06:45,840 ♪ This hot little cake ♪ 185 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,223 ♪ And I said, cake, I'm gonna take your home ♪ 186 00:06:48,223 --> 00:06:53,223 ♪ And I'ma put it in your lunchbox for later ♪ 187 00:06:54,312 --> 00:06:55,145 - Kids. 188 00:06:57,069 --> 00:07:00,279 Sometimes you accept jobs because you need the money. 189 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:03,759 - And I'll cut you off there, Zeke. 190 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:04,834 10.... 191 00:07:04,834 --> 00:07:07,084 (extended bleeping) 192 00:07:08,543 --> 00:07:12,210 Points for you, which brings us back to Ify. 193 00:07:14,021 --> 00:07:14,854 - All right. 194 00:07:14,854 --> 00:07:19,706 - The moment this video gets demonetized on YouTube. 195 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,814 - You don't have to just eat ass. 196 00:07:21,814 --> 00:07:23,456 You can eat pussy from the back. 197 00:07:23,456 --> 00:07:24,793 (all laughing) 198 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:27,776 And that is probably the most efficient way 199 00:07:27,776 --> 00:07:30,086 to do both at the same time. 200 00:07:30,086 --> 00:07:32,148 And for those who like spanking, 201 00:07:32,148 --> 00:07:33,503 that's a three-peat for you 202 00:07:33,503 --> 00:07:36,444 because you're eating ass, you're eating pussy, 203 00:07:36,444 --> 00:07:38,757 and you're getting some impact play at the same time. 204 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:42,583 But remember to rub the ass area after the impact 205 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:44,788 so that you're kind of spreading out the bruising, so it'll- 206 00:07:44,788 --> 00:07:46,699 - Carl baby, what are you watching? 207 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,394 (all laughing) 208 00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:49,820 - Grandma, go back to bed. 209 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:51,628 - What is this? - Go back to bed, Grandma. 210 00:07:51,628 --> 00:07:53,053 - Is that YouTube you're watching? 211 00:07:53,053 --> 00:07:54,683 - You can do things like the Florentine 212 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,964 by grabbing two floggers at the same time, 213 00:07:56,964 --> 00:07:58,076 but you definitely wanna practice- 214 00:07:58,076 --> 00:07:59,994 - Uh, my mouse isn't working. - At the same time. 215 00:07:59,994 --> 00:08:01,347 - My mouse isn't working. 216 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:02,799 My mouse pad is full of cum. 217 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,614 - It's time that you let your grandma know 218 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:05,503 that you're fuckin'. 219 00:08:05,503 --> 00:08:06,449 - Ah! 220 00:08:06,449 --> 00:08:08,539 - I'll tell you what, this YouTube video 221 00:08:08,539 --> 00:08:10,629 better not be making no money. 222 00:08:10,629 --> 00:08:13,956 (all laughing) (button buzzes) 223 00:08:13,956 --> 00:08:16,329 - Grandma's like, "I hope no poor brands 224 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,131 are associated with this video." 225 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:23,286 Let's say a royalty free amount points for you, Ify. 226 00:08:23,286 --> 00:08:24,202 Carl. - Huh? 227 00:08:24,202 --> 00:08:29,035 - A bear who just hibernated through like 250 commitments. 228 00:08:31,705 --> 00:08:33,317 (all laughing) 229 00:08:33,317 --> 00:08:36,067 (Carl grumbling) 230 00:08:37,687 --> 00:08:38,767 - What? 231 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:40,404 Oh man, I just woke up. 232 00:08:40,404 --> 00:08:41,583 (Sam laughs) 233 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,007 Oh, who is this? 234 00:08:43,007 --> 00:08:44,257 (Sam laughs) 235 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,757 Ah man, I just woke up. 236 00:08:45,757 --> 00:08:48,382 (all laughing) 237 00:08:48,382 --> 00:08:50,327 I missed whose birthday? 238 00:08:50,327 --> 00:08:52,959 Everybody's? (Sam laughs) 239 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:54,618 Oh man, I just woke up. 240 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,118 (all laughing) 241 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:59,538 I got fired from my job? How long was I gone? 242 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:00,371 A year? 243 00:09:01,217 --> 00:09:03,631 Damn, I just woke up. (all laughing) 244 00:09:03,631 --> 00:09:05,510 This iPhone is out of date? 245 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:07,859 (all laughing) 246 00:09:07,859 --> 00:09:09,709 I was scheduled for a new one and I missed that? 247 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:11,084 (button buzzes) 248 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,747 - I like that he has a catchphrase. 249 00:09:12,747 --> 00:09:15,522 - Yeah, yeah. - Let's put that on a T-shirt. 250 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:18,985 Let's say 34 missed points from mom, 251 00:09:18,985 --> 00:09:23,418 which brings us to the last prompt of round one. 252 00:09:23,418 --> 00:09:24,643 Zeke. - Yeah. 253 00:09:24,643 --> 00:09:27,072 - A hibachi chef trying to play it cool 254 00:09:27,072 --> 00:09:30,070 after chopping their hand clean off. 255 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,334 (all laughing) 256 00:09:32,334 --> 00:09:34,589 - So it's a birthday, do I understand? 257 00:09:34,589 --> 00:09:35,561 - Yes, it's my birthday. 258 00:09:35,561 --> 00:09:37,030 - That's great. How old are you? 259 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:37,863 - 35. 260 00:09:37,863 --> 00:09:39,040 - 35? 261 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:39,873 That's great. 262 00:09:39,873 --> 00:09:40,706 Hey, you wanna shrimp in your mouth? 263 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:41,539 - Sure. 264 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,299 Mm-mm-mm. (all laughing) 265 00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:44,661 - Cool. Great, awesome. 266 00:09:44,661 --> 00:09:47,161 (Zeke grunts) 267 00:09:48,279 --> 00:09:49,244 - Slow down a bit there. 268 00:09:49,244 --> 00:09:53,529 - Yeah, just get getting the volcano piece going. 269 00:09:53,529 --> 00:09:55,041 - Ooh, real lava. It's red. 270 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:57,761 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Lava coming out. 271 00:09:57,761 --> 00:10:00,191 - Okay. That's good. 272 00:10:00,191 --> 00:10:01,341 Okay. 273 00:10:01,341 --> 00:10:02,769 Oh. 274 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,911 Okay. 275 00:10:03,911 --> 00:10:05,837 - Oh, sir, I don't know if I like this part of it. 276 00:10:05,837 --> 00:10:07,785 - Yeah, yeah. You got your face in- 277 00:10:07,785 --> 00:10:10,538 - A hibachi chef never leaves their station. 278 00:10:10,538 --> 00:10:13,221 - Is that a hard and fast rule? 279 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,721 - Okay, um, great. 280 00:10:16,498 --> 00:10:17,544 Another shrimp for you? 281 00:10:17,544 --> 00:10:19,360 - No, I don't want, 282 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,683 I don't want the foot shrimp. 283 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:21,516 - I think you might- 284 00:10:21,516 --> 00:10:22,349 - [Carl] Why aren't you wearing shoes? 285 00:10:22,349 --> 00:10:23,182 - Ow! 286 00:10:23,182 --> 00:10:24,663 - You just cut your foot off too, sir. 287 00:10:24,663 --> 00:10:26,853 Both of us are too passive to actually leave, 288 00:10:26,853 --> 00:10:28,098 but this is disgusting. 289 00:10:28,098 --> 00:10:28,931 - [Zeke] Okay. 290 00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:30,993 - I think I'll put you outta your misery there, Zeke. 291 00:10:30,993 --> 00:10:31,826 - Thank you. 292 00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:34,064 - Six points stacked right on top of the other. 293 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,717 - Love that. - For you. 294 00:10:35,717 --> 00:10:36,766 (upbeat music) 295 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,976 That brings us to our second mini game. 296 00:10:39,976 --> 00:10:43,349 This is a little mini game we like to call "Name That." 297 00:10:43,349 --> 00:10:45,766 In this case, sports mascots. 298 00:10:47,221 --> 00:10:50,897 How this is gonna work is I'm gonna show you a mascot 299 00:10:50,897 --> 00:10:53,474 that doesn't exist in the real world. 300 00:10:53,474 --> 00:10:57,048 You buzz in and pitch me the name of said sports mascot. 301 00:10:57,048 --> 00:10:57,881 Does that make sense? 302 00:10:57,881 --> 00:10:58,831 - Yeah. - Great. 303 00:10:58,831 --> 00:11:03,831 - In that case, could I please have mascot number one? 304 00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:05,643 - Really thought it was gonna be on the screen. 305 00:11:05,643 --> 00:11:08,475 (Sam laughs) 306 00:11:08,475 --> 00:11:09,308 (buzzer dings) 307 00:11:09,308 --> 00:11:10,141 - Carl. 308 00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:14,335 - The Salem Technical and Agricultural College Spoon Hounds. 309 00:11:14,335 --> 00:11:16,509 (Sam laughs) 310 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,450 (buzzer dings) - Zeke. 311 00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:21,540 - The Saint Don Bosco's Prep Catho-licks. 312 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:23,590 - Oh, I see what you did there. 313 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:24,423 - Yeah. 314 00:11:24,423 --> 00:11:25,256 - Yeah, I could see that for sure. 315 00:11:25,256 --> 00:11:26,214 (buzzer dings) Ify. 316 00:11:26,214 --> 00:11:28,714 - Jonesboro Presbyterian Jizz. 317 00:11:29,874 --> 00:11:32,111 (all laughing) 318 00:11:32,111 --> 00:11:33,028 - I mean... 319 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,765 You're not even trying. 320 00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:38,045 - Come on, we see it. 321 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,637 - Let's say that point goes to Ify for jizz. 322 00:11:40,637 --> 00:11:43,344 Thank you very much mascot number one. 323 00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:46,885 Which brings us to mascot number two. 324 00:11:46,885 --> 00:11:49,468 (upbeat music) 325 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,424 (buzzer dings) Ify. 326 00:11:51,424 --> 00:11:53,674 - The New England Surge, which being sued 327 00:11:53,674 --> 00:11:57,157 by the Coca-Cola company, became the New England Plugs, 328 00:11:57,157 --> 00:11:59,825 which being sued by bad-dragon.com 329 00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:03,392 has become the New England Electro Boys. 330 00:12:03,392 --> 00:12:05,452 (Sam laughs) 331 00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:08,703 - That is really layered, Ify. I like that a lot. 332 00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:10,577 - I got nothing good. (buzzer dings) 333 00:12:10,577 --> 00:12:11,508 - Carl. 334 00:12:11,508 --> 00:12:15,907 - The Savannah State, wait, why is my wifi not working? 335 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:17,840 (all laughing) 336 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,268 - [Sam] Let's say that one goes to Carl. 337 00:12:20,268 --> 00:12:21,101 - Finally. 338 00:12:21,101 --> 00:12:24,411 - Thank you so much, mascot number two. 339 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,483 If I could please have mascot number three. 340 00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:29,066 (upbeat music) 341 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,725 (all laughing) 342 00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:34,959 This one came with an act. 343 00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:36,042 (buzzer dings) - Ify. 344 00:12:36,042 --> 00:12:38,241 - The Calabasas High Caucasians. 345 00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:41,138 (all laughing) 346 00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:42,514 (buzzer dings) - That's really rough. 347 00:12:42,514 --> 00:12:47,193 - This is Larry the Leprechaun's Heimlich Surprise. 348 00:12:47,193 --> 00:12:48,833 (Sam laughs) 349 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:49,810 (buzzer dings) - Carl. 350 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:53,785 - This is Percy the Pilgrim Choking a Native American. 351 00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:56,617 (all laughing) 352 00:12:56,617 --> 00:12:57,622 - And with your signatures, 353 00:12:57,622 --> 00:13:00,090 we can finally get them to change their name. 354 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:01,463 (Sam laughs) 355 00:13:01,463 --> 00:13:03,160 - Oh man, this is tough. 356 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,363 I think that's gotta go to Carl again. Sorry. 357 00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:06,196 - I'm sick of points. 358 00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:08,979 - Thank you very much, mascot number three. 359 00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:11,799 If I could please have mascot number four. 360 00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:13,358 - Bwa ha ha. Squeeze me. 361 00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:16,025 (Sam laughing) 362 00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:20,375 This golden ear's gonna go to Paul. 363 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,208 Carl. 364 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:24,051 - This is Nathaniel the 99 Cent Store Hand Sanitizer. 365 00:13:24,051 --> 00:13:25,662 (all laughing) 366 00:13:25,662 --> 00:13:26,673 (buzzer dings) - Zeke. 367 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,020 - I mean, I don't even have a name. 368 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:30,755 It's just 812 fluid ounces. 369 00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:33,870 (all laughing) 370 00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:34,999 - It's a lot. - It's a lot. 371 00:13:34,999 --> 00:13:36,201 - It's true to size. 372 00:13:36,201 --> 00:13:37,665 (buzzer dings) Ify. 373 00:13:37,665 --> 00:13:42,100 - Escondido High Hand Sanis 374 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,485 and this is their mascot Squirt. 375 00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:46,320 - Oh, Squirt. 376 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,790 Good. - Oh yeah, yeah. 377 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,050 - I like Squirt a lot. 378 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:50,505 - Get that sound bite. Get it, get it. 379 00:13:50,505 --> 00:13:51,540 Clip it, clit it. Get it. 380 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,725 - TikTok, baby. - Fan cam! 381 00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:54,492 - Instagram! - Hurry, hurry! 382 00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:57,402 - I'm gonna say this point goes to Carl once more. 383 00:13:57,402 --> 00:13:58,560 - I'm sick of points. 384 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,849 - [Ify] All right, all right. 385 00:13:59,849 --> 00:14:01,483 - Thank you very much- 386 00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:02,367 - Squeeze me! 387 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:03,690 - Whoever you are. 388 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:04,842 (Ify laughs) 389 00:14:04,842 --> 00:14:05,972 Who was that guy? 390 00:14:05,972 --> 00:14:07,345 - I have no clue. 391 00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:11,945 - And if I could please have our last mascot please. 392 00:14:11,945 --> 00:14:12,862 - Oh, god. 393 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,350 - This is terrifying. 394 00:14:17,435 --> 00:14:19,101 (buzzer dings) Carl. 395 00:14:19,101 --> 00:14:21,297 - The mascot of the school that we are forfeiting against. 396 00:14:21,297 --> 00:14:23,790 (all laughing) 397 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:24,714 - Without a doubt. 398 00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:26,035 - Yeah, that comes out? 399 00:14:26,035 --> 00:14:27,128 All right, boys, back to the bus. 400 00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:29,711 (all laughing) 401 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,675 (buzzer dings) - Zeke. 402 00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:34,745 - The Bay State Blow Up Bay-Bays. 403 00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:37,425 - Hey, Zeke, you got one! 404 00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:38,399 - Yeah, yeah. - Wow. 405 00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,345 - [Sam] Hell yeah. 406 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:40,846 - Many points for Zeke. 407 00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,197 - He hasn't given points yet. 408 00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:43,030 - [Zeke] You're right. 409 00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:43,964 (buzzer dings) - Ify. 410 00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:47,022 - The Loyola Preparatory Goo-Goos, 411 00:14:47,022 --> 00:14:50,071 and their mascot, Lady Gaga. (all laughing) 412 00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:51,071 - Wow, Ify. 413 00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:54,569 That's very good. 414 00:14:54,569 --> 00:14:55,964 Sorry, Zeke. - I don't want it. 415 00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:57,283 (Ify laughs) 416 00:14:57,283 --> 00:15:00,086 - I think that one's gotta go to Ify. 417 00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:04,785 If you could please, mascot number six, get off the stage. 418 00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:07,170 You are a nightmare. 419 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,246 Careful of the door. 420 00:15:08,246 --> 00:15:09,836 It's squeezes through. 421 00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:11,110 (all laughing) 422 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,693 It's so unnatural. 423 00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,478 That brings us to round two 424 00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:18,320 where our players will now test their talents 425 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,737 in teams of twos. 426 00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:22,004 Ify. - All right. 427 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:22,920 - Carl. 428 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:23,753 - Get outta here. 429 00:15:23,753 --> 00:15:24,836 Take a hike, pal. 430 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,995 - Good cop, fad cop. 431 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,542 - Now listen, man, I'm gonna level with you, 432 00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,437 'cause I got a son about your age. 433 00:15:30,437 --> 00:15:33,303 You gotta get your life on the right path. 434 00:15:33,303 --> 00:15:34,439 - I didn't do anything, man. 435 00:15:34,439 --> 00:15:36,179 - Oh, you didn't do anything? 436 00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:38,926 Because I've been on this keto diet for 30 days. 437 00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:39,971 (Sam laughs) 438 00:15:39,971 --> 00:15:43,136 Haven't had a carb in me and I'll bust your face open. 439 00:15:43,136 --> 00:15:45,459 - Don't make me turn him loose. I don't want to. 440 00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:46,412 - I wasn't even there. 441 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:47,711 I don't know what you guys are talking about. 442 00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:51,517 - See this? This is a brass knuckle of Beanie Babies. 443 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,873 I'll beat you. I'll beat the answers right out of you. 444 00:15:53,873 --> 00:15:55,734 - That would sort of soften the blow. 445 00:15:55,734 --> 00:15:57,100 - Yeah, yeah, uh uh. 446 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,596 And then I'll do the griddy. 447 00:15:58,596 --> 00:16:00,326 I'll do the griddy right over you. 448 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,721 I'll do the griddy over you. 449 00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:02,696 - I don't think that's the griddy. 450 00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,436 - You don't know what griddy is. 451 00:16:04,436 --> 00:16:05,875 You don't know what the griddy is. 452 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,786 - Hey, back off. - Okay. 453 00:16:07,786 --> 00:16:09,235 - Come over here. - Okay. 454 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,141 - And show us the griddy. 455 00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:12,849 (all laughing) 456 00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,966 I don't want to have to make you watch this. 457 00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:15,799 (Sam laughs) 458 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:17,227 I don't wanna have to make you watch this. 459 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,399 - All right, man. All stop, man, just stop. 460 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:19,831 (button buzzes) - And cut. 461 00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:21,317 (all laughing) 462 00:16:21,317 --> 00:16:24,333 Let's have the camera get a full look at this. 463 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,726 A silly band's worth of points to you three. 464 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:28,727 Carl. - Mm-hm? 465 00:16:28,727 --> 00:16:29,560 - And Zeke. 466 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,393 - Mm. 467 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,237 - Every fucking conversation in LA. 468 00:16:35,502 --> 00:16:38,489 - It has rained one time this year 469 00:16:38,489 --> 00:16:41,387 and I am fuckin' pissed. (Sam laughs) 470 00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:43,730 - Dude, that's so crazy. My agent just called me. 471 00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:44,840 - Oh, who are you with? 472 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,768 - TCSL. Who are you with? 473 00:16:46,768 --> 00:16:47,744 - Wildflower. 474 00:16:47,744 --> 00:16:48,777 - Wildflower? - Yeah. 475 00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:49,802 - Commercial or theatrical? 476 00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:50,704 - Both. - Wow. 477 00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:54,226 - Commercial, theatrical and, uh, symmetrical. 478 00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:55,171 (Sam laughs) 479 00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:56,776 - Wow, they're repping you across the board. 480 00:16:56,776 --> 00:16:59,097 - Across the board. - That's amazing, dude. 481 00:16:59,097 --> 00:17:00,467 - I'm on this new diet. - That's crazy. 482 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,475 I was just finishing my pilot about that. 483 00:17:02,475 --> 00:17:04,379 - How many pages is it? - 13 at this point. 484 00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:05,407 Oh. - I'm sorry y'all. 485 00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:09,337 I just heard back from the kitchen. We're all out of kale. 486 00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:11,920 - No! - I will fucking kill you! 487 00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:14,784 (button buzzes) 488 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,377 - That is how we do it here. 489 00:17:16,377 --> 00:17:18,326 Climbing the social ladder amount of points 490 00:17:18,326 --> 00:17:20,651 for the both of you. - Ooh. 491 00:17:20,651 --> 00:17:21,776 - Zeke. - Yeah. 492 00:17:21,776 --> 00:17:23,448 - And Ify. - Oh? 493 00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:27,865 - C-3PO and R2-D2 with R2-D2 translated into English. 494 00:17:30,835 --> 00:17:31,972 - Oh my. 495 00:17:31,972 --> 00:17:33,106 Oh my. 496 00:17:33,106 --> 00:17:36,156 Oh, the Imperial Forces have boarded the ship. 497 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,740 - Your Norton Antivirus needs an update. 498 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:39,835 (all laughing) 499 00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:40,825 - Oh my! 500 00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:43,371 R2, R2, let's get in the escape pod. 501 00:17:43,371 --> 00:17:45,967 - I've been asking Leia for like three months 502 00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:48,070 to update the antivirus. 503 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,181 Until then, I really can't do much, 504 00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:51,111 just like spin my head around. 505 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:54,113 - R2, we have to go down to the planet Tatooine. 506 00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:55,151 - We speak the same language. 507 00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:57,610 You gotta tell 'em to update this. 508 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,008 I can't, I do a bunch of cool shit. 509 00:18:00,008 --> 00:18:02,332 I could turn into a big ass robot. You know that? 510 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,262 - You can? 511 00:18:03,262 --> 00:18:06,213 - Yeah, but I need my Norton Antivirus update. 512 00:18:06,213 --> 00:18:08,160 - Okay. - Tell Leia to run that shit. 513 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,972 - I'll tell her. I'll tell her. 514 00:18:09,972 --> 00:18:10,823 (Carl vocalizing) 515 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,172 - Oh! (Sam laughs) 516 00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:15,422 Princess Leia, he needs his antivirus. 517 00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:18,957 - I'm not paying for that. 518 00:18:18,957 --> 00:18:21,476 Listen, why don't you use your projector thing 519 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,502 and turn on a nasty movie? 520 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:24,790 (all laughing) 521 00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:25,790 - All right. 522 00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:28,375 - Oh. - Ah. 523 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,333 - Oh. 524 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,368 (Sam laughs) 525 00:18:30,368 --> 00:18:31,888 - Hey Leia, this is fun. 526 00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:32,925 - Get off of me. - Okay. 527 00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:34,439 (button buzzes) 528 00:18:34,439 --> 00:18:36,552 (all laughing) 529 00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:40,432 - Let's say beep boop, beep beep boop amount of points 530 00:18:40,432 --> 00:18:41,379 for the both of you. 531 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:44,142 Which brings us all the way back to Ify. 532 00:18:44,142 --> 00:18:45,702 - All right. - And Carl. 533 00:18:45,702 --> 00:18:46,612 - Sick. 534 00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:47,725 - A tattoo artist who likes 535 00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:50,475 to punch up their client's ideas. 536 00:18:51,357 --> 00:18:53,367 - Okay, so I'm thinking, 'cause I'm from Nigeria, 537 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,583 just get the Nigerian flag. 538 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,828 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, why don't you just get 539 00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,205 the whole Africa, dog? (Sam laughs) 540 00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:59,366 Just get the whole Africa. 541 00:18:59,366 --> 00:19:00,991 Just get the whole Africa. 542 00:19:00,991 --> 00:19:02,795 - I'm trying to get, like, 543 00:19:02,795 --> 00:19:05,507 very specific with which part of the continent, 544 00:19:05,507 --> 00:19:08,329 so I'm thinking like Nigeria, the flag, green- 545 00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:09,399 - Oh the flag? - White, green. 546 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,775 - Well, okay, I'll put the flag. 547 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,608 - [Ify] Okay. 548 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,555 - And then I'll put a flag pole, some dirt down there, 549 00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:14,896 a little bit of grass around it, 550 00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,891 a raccoon trying to climb up it. 551 00:19:16,891 --> 00:19:17,724 You know what I mean? 552 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,858 I'm digging this man. We're working together. 553 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,505 - I mean, that's real cool. I really like it. 554 00:19:20,505 --> 00:19:22,056 I'm vibing with it. - Hell yeah. 555 00:19:22,056 --> 00:19:23,673 - But I think I'm gonna stick to the flag 556 00:19:23,673 --> 00:19:25,993 just 'cause, you know, that's what I kind of came in here. 557 00:19:25,993 --> 00:19:28,563 - Okay. - Just green, white, green. 558 00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:30,943 - Green, white, green, red, blue, 559 00:19:30,943 --> 00:19:32,253 all the colors of the rainbow. 560 00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:34,340 I'm doing everything on your body. 561 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,257 Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. 562 00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:41,280 Give me that chest, give me that chest, give me that chest. 563 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,320 Any other ideas? It is two for one Tuesdays. 564 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:47,267 - Oh, okay, then I'd say on this side, maybe just an eagle. 565 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:49,834 - Okay, full eagle. Donald Trump hair on the- 566 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:50,944 - Whoa! 567 00:19:50,944 --> 00:19:52,811 - [Carl] Donald Trump riding the eagle. 568 00:19:52,811 --> 00:19:53,779 - No. 569 00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:56,189 - I will cut this off there. 570 00:19:56,189 --> 00:19:58,434 A Friday the 13th flash sale 571 00:19:58,434 --> 00:19:59,638 amount of points for the both of you. 572 00:19:59,638 --> 00:20:01,112 - Oh. - Oh yeah, nice. 573 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:04,559 - Which brings us back to Carl and Zeke. 574 00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:05,392 - I'm ready. 575 00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:07,588 - An aspiring villain grabs coffee 576 00:20:07,588 --> 00:20:11,786 with a supervillain in order to pick their brain. 577 00:20:11,786 --> 00:20:14,264 - First of all, thank you so much for taking the time. 578 00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:15,160 - Oh, it's no problem. 579 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,424 I really appreciate it. - This is one of my days off. 580 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,264 - This is one of yours days off? 581 00:20:17,264 --> 00:20:18,116 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, incredible. 582 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,871 Okay, so there are days off in this profession. 583 00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:21,055 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's good to know. 584 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,214 I want to have a work-life balance, 585 00:20:22,214 --> 00:20:25,535 but I wanna also sort of like do crime at the same time. 586 00:20:25,535 --> 00:20:26,809 - Yeah. - So how'd you get started? 587 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,359 - Well, you know what it was? 588 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:29,486 I was trying to go into a bank. 589 00:20:29,486 --> 00:20:30,319 - Okay. 590 00:20:30,319 --> 00:20:33,131 - And Batman was walking in front of me 591 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:34,826 and he opened the door 592 00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:36,776 and I'm thinking he's gonna hold the door open for me 593 00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:38,356 and he doesn't, he just lets it close. 594 00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:40,617 I say, "Well, that was rude. I'm gonna kill everybody." 595 00:20:40,617 --> 00:20:42,376 (all laughing) 596 00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:44,209 - Yeah, I love that. I love that. 597 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,042 You know what's so crazy? 598 00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:46,685 I sort of have a similar origin story actually. 599 00:20:46,685 --> 00:20:47,643 - Yeah? 600 00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:48,871 - I went to high school with Robin. 601 00:20:48,871 --> 00:20:49,704 - Mm-hm. 602 00:20:49,704 --> 00:20:51,813 - And one day I was like, "Hey Robin." 603 00:20:51,813 --> 00:20:53,511 And he didn't hear me and he kept going 604 00:20:53,511 --> 00:20:58,021 and I then kidnapped his mom and threw her in a gorge. 605 00:20:58,021 --> 00:20:59,246 - That'll do it. That'll do it. 606 00:20:59,246 --> 00:21:00,871 - Did you ever maybe want to team up sometime? 607 00:21:00,871 --> 00:21:02,746 I'd love to like kind of learn the ropes from you 608 00:21:02,746 --> 00:21:03,631 in a more active setting. 609 00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:05,232 - I would allow you to shadow me. 610 00:21:05,232 --> 00:21:08,008 As a matter of fact, tomorrow I'm going to a football game 611 00:21:08,008 --> 00:21:09,957 and I'm gonna make the whole ground just fall. 612 00:21:09,957 --> 00:21:10,790 - Oh. 613 00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:11,906 - One player is running around. 614 00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:12,866 - I love that. That's so great. 615 00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:14,636 Sorry, I'm just gonna grab our coffees really quick. 616 00:21:14,636 --> 00:21:15,641 - Okay, thanks. 617 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,028 - Yo, gimme my fuckin' coffee. 618 00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:18,534 (Sam laughs) (button buzzes) 619 00:21:18,534 --> 00:21:19,720 Soy latte? 620 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,174 (Sam laughs) 621 00:21:21,174 --> 00:21:22,734 - Handing me a button, Zeke. 622 00:21:22,734 --> 00:21:23,567 Love it. 623 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:25,887 Let's say 45 points tied to the train tracks 624 00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:26,720 for the both of you. 625 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,946 - Ah. - Nice. 626 00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:31,696 - The last prompt of round two, Zeke and Ify. 627 00:21:32,596 --> 00:21:33,600 - All right. 628 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,767 - Two nerdy teens trade stepmom cards. 629 00:21:37,971 --> 00:21:42,166 - I have a mint condition Olivia O'Lovely. 630 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,546 She's retired. 631 00:21:43,546 --> 00:21:47,984 I'm willing to trade for your rookie year Sara Jay. 632 00:21:47,984 --> 00:21:49,156 - Wait, Olivia O'Lovely? 633 00:21:49,156 --> 00:21:50,787 - Yes. - Is that pack pulled 634 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,263 or did you buy that on eBay? 635 00:21:52,263 --> 00:21:54,101 - Pack pulled, pack pulled. - That's pack pulled? 636 00:21:54,101 --> 00:21:55,422 - Pack pulled. - Oh my god, this is crazy. 637 00:21:55,422 --> 00:21:58,197 Okay, well I have a PSA 10. - Mm. 638 00:21:58,197 --> 00:22:00,157 - Cindy Carisi. 639 00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:01,237 - Cindy Carisi. 640 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,707 - Cindy Carisi. - Okay. 641 00:22:02,707 --> 00:22:03,540 - Second year. - Okay. 642 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:05,034 - Not a rookie, sophomore campaign. 643 00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:05,867 - Okay. 644 00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,254 - And I will happily trade it to you for your Tina. 645 00:22:08,254 --> 00:22:09,844 - All right, I will do that 646 00:22:09,844 --> 00:22:13,145 if you add in that, I see you're hiding it, 647 00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:14,684 but I know you got it, that Cory Chase. 648 00:22:14,684 --> 00:22:16,280 Go ahead and toss that in there, too. 649 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,461 - My god, Cory Chase? No. 650 00:22:18,461 --> 00:22:19,294 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 651 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,385 - Cory Chase, no, no, no, that doesn't just grow on trees. 652 00:22:21,385 --> 00:22:23,004 This is highly sought after, okay. 653 00:22:23,004 --> 00:22:24,568 This is number one collectible status. 654 00:22:24,568 --> 00:22:25,401 - Okay. 655 00:22:25,401 --> 00:22:26,604 - All right boys, let's get back to class. 656 00:22:26,604 --> 00:22:27,437 - All right, sorry. 657 00:22:27,437 --> 00:22:30,184 - Are you over here listing porno people again? 658 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:31,124 - It's not what you think. 659 00:22:31,124 --> 00:22:33,741 - Are you familiar with the concept of a TCG? 660 00:22:33,741 --> 00:22:35,617 - TCG? - Trading Card Game. 661 00:22:35,617 --> 00:22:37,133 It's a playable game. - Now I am. 662 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:38,810 - Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon. 663 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:40,252 - Pokemon. - Dragon Ball Z. 664 00:22:40,252 --> 00:22:41,898 - We have created our own game 665 00:22:41,898 --> 00:22:46,540 in which stepmoms battle for hotness supremacy. 666 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,908 - Well see, we've run into a problem with development 667 00:22:48,908 --> 00:22:51,862 because, you know, he's been doing it based on, 668 00:22:51,862 --> 00:22:53,203 you know, our classmates' moms. 669 00:22:53,203 --> 00:22:54,579 - Yeah, I choose real people 670 00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:56,876 and he chooses porn people. (Sam laughs) 671 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:57,844 You wanna get in? We're doing original- 672 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,786 - No, you fellas gotta get to class. 673 00:23:00,786 --> 00:23:03,216 I'm gonna go back my office and Google these names. 674 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:06,448 (button buzzes) (all laughing) 675 00:23:06,448 --> 00:23:07,855 - I love that in the middle of that 676 00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:09,890 was essentially just Zeke and Ify 677 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:11,930 explain this prompt to Carl. 678 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:14,707 (all laughing) 679 00:23:14,707 --> 00:23:17,330 Well, let's say 10 holographic points to you both. 680 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:18,163 - [Carl] Ooh. 681 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,382 (upbeat music) 682 00:23:19,382 --> 00:23:23,478 - That brings us to our third and final mini game. 683 00:23:23,478 --> 00:23:26,086 This is a little mini game we like to call, 684 00:23:26,086 --> 00:23:30,814 "If It Could Talk," specifically Florida Man edition. 685 00:23:30,814 --> 00:23:32,897 Carl, this will be familiar to you. 686 00:23:32,897 --> 00:23:34,864 How it's gonna work as I'm gonna show you 687 00:23:34,864 --> 00:23:39,004 three plucked from the newspapers Florida Man headlines. 688 00:23:39,004 --> 00:23:42,484 Once I do, you will bring them to life as a trio. 689 00:23:42,484 --> 00:23:43,714 - Okay. - As simple as that. 690 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:44,547 Make sense? 691 00:23:44,547 --> 00:23:45,380 - Yeah. - Yeah. 692 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,640 - Your first headline is, 693 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,723 "Wanted Florida woman found hiding inside couch." 694 00:23:52,606 --> 00:23:53,439 (knocking on door) 695 00:23:53,439 --> 00:23:54,720 - [Zeke] FBI, open up. 696 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,609 - No. 697 00:23:55,609 --> 00:23:56,442 (Sam laughs) 698 00:23:56,442 --> 00:23:58,127 - Yeah, yeah, I didn't know that was an option. No. 699 00:23:58,127 --> 00:23:59,269 - [Zeke] Open up. 700 00:23:59,269 --> 00:24:00,659 - The door's not locked. You can open it. 701 00:24:00,659 --> 00:24:03,062 - Yeah, you come in here if you want. 702 00:24:03,062 --> 00:24:03,945 - Whoa. - Whoa. 703 00:24:03,945 --> 00:24:04,778 - You coming in. 704 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:06,840 Do I walk into your house pointing guns? Damn. 705 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,684 - Where's she at? - Where's who at? 706 00:24:08,684 --> 00:24:11,364 - Where's Cecilia Staples, wanted woman? 707 00:24:11,364 --> 00:24:12,756 - Cecilia Staples? 708 00:24:12,756 --> 00:24:13,665 Why would- - I never even heard 709 00:24:13,665 --> 00:24:15,442 no person named Cecilia Staples. 710 00:24:15,442 --> 00:24:16,592 That sounds like an office supply company. 711 00:24:16,592 --> 00:24:18,279 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (Sam laughs) 712 00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:20,894 As you can see, we are just in our living room. 713 00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:23,061 - We're just here. - With our lumpy couch. 714 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:23,894 - What's this? 715 00:24:23,894 --> 00:24:25,841 - That's just an old lumpy couch right there 716 00:24:25,841 --> 00:24:27,816 and our good friend Sam Reich. 717 00:24:27,816 --> 00:24:30,006 He comes to visit us about two, three times a year. 718 00:24:30,006 --> 00:24:31,052 - [Ify] Yeah. 719 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:34,866 - Sam, what's underneath that couch? 720 00:24:34,866 --> 00:24:38,473 - That's Sam's dick. (Sam laughs) 721 00:24:38,473 --> 00:24:40,898 - Yeah, there's no room for anything else here 722 00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:42,419 given the size of my dick. 723 00:24:42,419 --> 00:24:44,370 - His dick is under the couch? 724 00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:45,203 - That's how big it is. 725 00:24:45,203 --> 00:24:46,694 - I need the whole under the couch 726 00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:47,713 for my entire dick. 727 00:24:47,713 --> 00:24:49,634 - Case closed. Looks like you gotta leave. 728 00:24:49,634 --> 00:24:51,963 (Sam laughs) (button buzzes) 729 00:24:51,963 --> 00:24:54,052 - [Sam] The bit's always end when I join. 730 00:24:54,052 --> 00:24:55,072 - Yeah. 731 00:24:55,072 --> 00:24:59,989 - Next up, "Florida man uses whiteboard to evade deputies." 732 00:25:01,008 --> 00:25:02,317 - Okay, hear me out. 733 00:25:02,317 --> 00:25:04,487 All right, before y'all decide to arrest me, 734 00:25:04,487 --> 00:25:06,393 think about it like this, okay. 735 00:25:06,393 --> 00:25:08,148 Let's say I'm standing here, right? 736 00:25:08,148 --> 00:25:08,981 - Okay. - Okay. 737 00:25:08,981 --> 00:25:09,814 - [Ify] Yep. 738 00:25:09,814 --> 00:25:12,697 - And then I travel all the way over here. 739 00:25:12,697 --> 00:25:13,530 - Yep, okay. 740 00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:14,377 - Right? - Yeah, yeah. 741 00:25:14,377 --> 00:25:16,521 - And then you turn that way. 742 00:25:16,521 --> 00:25:17,354 - Okay. 743 00:25:17,354 --> 00:25:18,187 - Like that. - Uh huh. 744 00:25:18,187 --> 00:25:19,020 - You go stand by him. 745 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,393 - Start over here? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 746 00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:21,472 You start right here. - Okay. 747 00:25:21,472 --> 00:25:22,370 - [Ify] Yeah, yeah. 748 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:25,203 (all laughing) 749 00:25:25,203 --> 00:25:26,711 - [Zeke] And then what do we do after that? 750 00:25:26,711 --> 00:25:27,895 (Sam laughs) 751 00:25:27,895 --> 00:25:28,728 (button buzzes) 752 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,175 - I liked that. 753 00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:32,605 I liked that a lot, short and sweet. 754 00:25:32,605 --> 00:25:34,791 Let me draw you a diagram. 755 00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:36,822 Next up, "Florida woman brings 756 00:25:36,822 --> 00:25:39,655 emotional support snake on plane." 757 00:25:41,348 --> 00:25:42,472 - Ding. 758 00:25:42,472 --> 00:25:45,489 - Uh, yes? - She has a snake, man. 759 00:25:45,489 --> 00:25:46,322 - I'm sorry ma'am. 760 00:25:46,322 --> 00:25:47,362 Do you have a ticket for the snake? 761 00:25:47,362 --> 00:25:50,077 - Yes I do. It's right here. 762 00:25:50,077 --> 00:25:51,157 - I don't think snakes are, 763 00:25:51,157 --> 00:25:53,018 what do you mean you got a ticket for the snake? 764 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:54,332 - It's an ESS, sir. 765 00:25:54,332 --> 00:25:57,175 - You are not allowed to ask me what the emotion is, 766 00:25:57,175 --> 00:25:58,430 but I'll tell you what it is. 767 00:25:58,430 --> 00:26:00,550 Joy. (Sam laughs) 768 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:03,402 - That's right. This snake tempers this woman's joy. 769 00:26:03,402 --> 00:26:07,078 - I am too joyful normally and I'm terrified of this snake, 770 00:26:07,078 --> 00:26:09,792 therefore I bring my joy down. 771 00:26:09,792 --> 00:26:11,869 - Can I be moved somewhere else on the plane then? 772 00:26:11,869 --> 00:26:14,052 I'm deathly allergic to snakes. 773 00:26:14,052 --> 00:26:14,904 - You're allergic to snakes? 774 00:26:14,904 --> 00:26:15,737 - Yeah. 775 00:26:15,737 --> 00:26:17,613 - If I get bit by one, I might die. 776 00:26:17,613 --> 00:26:19,755 - Preaching to the choir, pal. (Sam laughs) 777 00:26:19,755 --> 00:26:21,880 Maybe if you had a snake, you'd calm down a bit. 778 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,478 - All right, just- - Once we get off the plane, 779 00:26:23,478 --> 00:26:24,734 you can have the snake. 780 00:26:24,734 --> 00:26:26,158 - I don't want the snake. 781 00:26:26,158 --> 00:26:26,991 - [Carl] Clearly you want the, 782 00:26:26,991 --> 00:26:28,063 clearly you're very jealous. 783 00:26:28,063 --> 00:26:31,263 - The CEO of Spirit Airlines will be hearing about this. 784 00:26:31,263 --> 00:26:32,610 - I am the CEO. 785 00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:33,536 - Yeah. (button buzzes) 786 00:26:33,536 --> 00:26:35,191 That actually tracks. 787 00:26:35,191 --> 00:26:38,321 One flight attendant and it's the CEO. 788 00:26:38,321 --> 00:26:40,238 And last but not least, 789 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:45,734 "Florida woman calls for sugar daddy appreciation day." 790 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,808 - All right, are there any other speakers today 791 00:26:47,808 --> 00:26:50,058 at the city council meeting? 792 00:26:50,058 --> 00:26:52,852 - Yeah, we got something to say. 793 00:26:52,852 --> 00:26:53,832 - You have the floor. 794 00:26:53,832 --> 00:26:57,310 - I just think that we need an entire holiday 795 00:26:57,310 --> 00:27:02,310 to celebrate this beautiful piece of chocolate, okay? 796 00:27:02,382 --> 00:27:04,207 He's like one of those gigantic bunnies 797 00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:07,229 your stepdad gets you for Easter. 798 00:27:07,229 --> 00:27:09,059 - I'm forced to agree with her. 799 00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:10,287 I think she makes a good point. 800 00:27:10,287 --> 00:27:11,233 - [Zeke] That's right. 801 00:27:11,233 --> 00:27:13,795 - When she comes on the yacht with me and my friends 802 00:27:13,795 --> 00:27:17,271 and she, you know, she's just doing her TikTok dances. 803 00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:18,472 You know, it makes me look cool 804 00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:20,132 with all the other old rich men. 805 00:27:20,132 --> 00:27:25,132 - I want to celebrate this incredibly old man, okay? 806 00:27:25,297 --> 00:27:27,243 Who pays for everything. 807 00:27:27,243 --> 00:27:29,238 - What is the age gap in this relationship? 808 00:27:29,238 --> 00:27:31,150 - What's the biggest number you can think of? 809 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,207 (Sam laughs) 810 00:27:32,207 --> 00:27:33,040 Double it. 811 00:27:33,890 --> 00:27:34,807 - 14 years? 812 00:27:35,914 --> 00:27:38,331 - Yes. We are 14 years apart. 813 00:27:39,499 --> 00:27:41,419 It's disgusting. 814 00:27:41,419 --> 00:27:43,790 I'm 50 and he's 64. 815 00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:47,344 (Sam laughing) (button buzzes) 816 00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:50,209 - And that is a mini game. 817 00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:52,424 (upbeat music) 818 00:27:52,424 --> 00:27:54,094 That brings us to round three 819 00:27:54,094 --> 00:27:57,301 where our players will now hold hands 820 00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,544 and jump into the abyss together. 821 00:28:00,544 --> 00:28:01,877 Ify, Carl, Zeke. 822 00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:04,516 Black guys in a horror movie 823 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:08,516 decide how they're going to get out of this one. 824 00:28:09,389 --> 00:28:10,257 (door slams) 825 00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:12,613 - Shit, there's a witch on the front lawn. 826 00:28:12,613 --> 00:28:13,446 - A witch? 827 00:28:13,446 --> 00:28:14,279 - We gotta get outta here. 828 00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:15,567 - Oh, let's not be hasty. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 829 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:16,400 - What does she look like? - Yeah, yeah. 830 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,809 What do you mean? Yeah. 831 00:28:17,809 --> 00:28:20,290 - What she look like? - Yeah, yeah. 832 00:28:20,290 --> 00:28:21,964 - Man, I'm not gonna lie, she kind of bad. 833 00:28:21,964 --> 00:28:23,479 - Oh. - Hold on, hold on. 834 00:28:23,479 --> 00:28:24,359 Get back there. 835 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,794 Hold on, let me get her- - She kinda thick. 836 00:28:25,794 --> 00:28:26,627 - Yeah. 837 00:28:28,587 --> 00:28:30,236 Man, we trying to get outta this? 838 00:28:30,236 --> 00:28:32,095 - [Carl] Let me see, let me see, let me see, 839 00:28:32,095 --> 00:28:32,928 because y'all ain't just... 840 00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:33,761 - Yeah. 841 00:28:34,863 --> 00:28:35,863 - Oh, yeah, that's right. 842 00:28:35,863 --> 00:28:37,135 - [Ify] Yeah, yeah, yeah okay. 843 00:28:37,135 --> 00:28:39,578 - All right, so I'm thinking the strategy is, you know, 844 00:28:39,578 --> 00:28:41,077 I just go up to her and talk to her. 845 00:28:41,077 --> 00:28:42,739 - Oh gonna go up to her? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 846 00:28:42,739 --> 00:28:45,263 - Yeah, yeah, all right, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. 847 00:28:45,263 --> 00:28:47,813 So you initiate first contact and that leaves us where? 848 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,550 - You know, I'm the diplomatic one of the group. 849 00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:51,323 I'm gonna go out there, I'm gonna talk to her a little bit. 850 00:28:51,323 --> 00:28:52,374 You know I'm about to... 851 00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:54,320 Maybe we ain't even a part of the spells 852 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,290 she trying to put on. 853 00:28:56,290 --> 00:28:57,123 - How about this? 854 00:28:57,123 --> 00:28:58,724 How about we all each take a turn? 855 00:28:58,724 --> 00:28:59,837 (Sam laughs) 856 00:28:59,837 --> 00:29:03,109 Yo, witch. I drive a Cadillac. 857 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,446 - All right, that's solid, that's solid. 858 00:29:04,446 --> 00:29:05,279 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, okay. 859 00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:06,766 - Let's go. 860 00:29:06,766 --> 00:29:08,166 (Ify claps) 861 00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:10,326 (Sam laughing) 862 00:29:10,326 --> 00:29:12,262 Hey, what's up witch? How you doing? 863 00:29:12,262 --> 00:29:13,662 (Ify chuckles) 864 00:29:13,662 --> 00:29:16,880 Oh, you know my whole thing is like female pleasure, 865 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,101 so like if that's what you... 866 00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:21,773 (Ify laughs) 867 00:29:21,773 --> 00:29:24,753 Her eyes started glowing so y'all might as well... 868 00:29:24,753 --> 00:29:25,836 - That was cool how you stopped 869 00:29:25,836 --> 00:29:27,408 halfway through that second sentence. 870 00:29:27,408 --> 00:29:29,891 - [Ify] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 871 00:29:29,891 --> 00:29:32,953 - Look, all I'm saying is you a witch looking for a wizard 872 00:29:32,953 --> 00:29:37,653 and I could be that guy. (people laughing) 873 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:38,748 She walked away. 874 00:29:38,748 --> 00:29:40,923 (button buzzes) (all laughing) 875 00:29:40,923 --> 00:29:44,340 - Wow. Arguably they got out of this one. 876 00:29:45,332 --> 00:29:46,382 They did. 877 00:29:46,382 --> 00:29:48,587 Eight points coming from inside the house 878 00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:50,203 for the three of you. 879 00:29:50,203 --> 00:29:53,019 The penultimate prompt of our game. 880 00:29:53,019 --> 00:29:53,852 Ify. - Hm. 881 00:29:53,852 --> 00:29:54,685 - Carl. - Ah? 882 00:29:54,685 --> 00:29:55,518 - Zeke. - Huh? 883 00:29:55,518 --> 00:29:57,375 - Trying to be encouraging with the teammate 884 00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:01,383 who has missed 82 foul shots this game. 885 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,269 - I drew the foul. 886 00:30:02,269 --> 00:30:05,269 - Nah, you got to the line 82 times. 887 00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:10,622 That is the most foul calls in the history of the sport. 888 00:30:10,622 --> 00:30:15,622 - No one in the history of the NBA has missed 83 foul shots. 889 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:18,256 - That's not a record. - We don't want that. 890 00:30:18,256 --> 00:30:19,858 - Okay, that's true, but- 891 00:30:19,858 --> 00:30:21,813 - That's the same amount of games in a season. 892 00:30:21,813 --> 00:30:22,803 (Sam laughs) 893 00:30:22,803 --> 00:30:24,933 Like clearly the refs are cheating for us 894 00:30:24,933 --> 00:30:26,222 and we're still losing. 895 00:30:26,222 --> 00:30:27,899 - We're only down one. 896 00:30:27,899 --> 00:30:29,461 (Sam laughs) 897 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:31,623 I need to make two and we win this. 898 00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:32,456 - [Zeke] Yeah. 899 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:33,456 - It's ours. 900 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:35,966 - [Zeke] I'll give you it, just... 901 00:30:35,966 --> 00:30:37,338 (Sam laughs) 902 00:30:37,338 --> 00:30:38,792 (high five slaps) Ow. 903 00:30:38,792 --> 00:30:39,875 - [Ify] Okay. 904 00:30:42,033 --> 00:30:44,565 - Come on, man. Stop doing all of that. 905 00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:45,808 That is unnecessary. 906 00:30:45,808 --> 00:30:47,071 - I gotta line the shot. 907 00:30:47,071 --> 00:30:48,978 - Spread your legs out shoulder width. 908 00:30:48,978 --> 00:30:50,689 - I promise I shoot better like this. 909 00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:52,892 - There's no, you've missed 82. 910 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,225 - I gotta make it this time. 911 00:30:59,152 --> 00:31:00,868 - You have gone over the 10 second limit. 912 00:31:00,868 --> 00:31:01,833 (button buzzes) 913 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,733 - I think I'll cut it off there. 914 00:31:03,733 --> 00:31:06,316 (all laughing) 915 00:31:07,863 --> 00:31:10,952 You miss 100% of the shots you don't take amount of points 916 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:12,390 for the three of you. 917 00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:15,197 Last prompt of our game. 918 00:31:15,197 --> 00:31:16,548 Ify. - It all comes down to this. 919 00:31:16,548 --> 00:31:17,381 - Carl. - Ah? 920 00:31:17,381 --> 00:31:18,456 - Zeke. 921 00:31:18,456 --> 00:31:23,456 A guy in an emergency thinks he's on a YouTube prank show. 922 00:31:23,764 --> 00:31:25,860 (Ify laughs) 923 00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:27,123 - Yo man, are you okay? 924 00:31:27,123 --> 00:31:28,771 - Bring out Mr. Beast. 925 00:31:28,771 --> 00:31:29,893 (Sam laughs) 926 00:31:29,893 --> 00:31:31,128 Bring him out. (coughs) 927 00:31:31,128 --> 00:31:32,628 - Nah man. We should get you to a ho- 928 00:31:32,628 --> 00:31:34,441 Ugh, you- (Ify coughing) 929 00:31:34,441 --> 00:31:36,134 There is so much blood in that vomit. 930 00:31:36,134 --> 00:31:37,426 - Where are the cameras at? 931 00:31:37,426 --> 00:31:38,880 - Uh yeah, hi, 911? 932 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,766 - Oh, he called 911. 933 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:42,473 - No man, you really got stabbed. 934 00:31:42,473 --> 00:31:43,832 - 911. - Okay. 935 00:31:43,832 --> 00:31:45,944 - That dude really stabbed you. We're here to help you. 936 00:31:45,944 --> 00:31:48,565 - Okay, he stabbed me. (laughs) 937 00:31:48,565 --> 00:31:49,619 - A man was just stabbed 938 00:31:49,619 --> 00:31:51,111 and now he's laughing hysterically. 939 00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:52,001 - Cut! 940 00:31:52,001 --> 00:31:53,051 Yo, cut. - I think he's in shock. 941 00:31:53,051 --> 00:31:54,431 Send everyone it. - Let's start the heart. 942 00:31:54,431 --> 00:31:55,264 Yell cut. 943 00:31:55,264 --> 00:31:56,393 - Why do you think this is a prank show? 944 00:31:56,393 --> 00:31:58,901 - What, I'm getting stabbed in a Dunkin' Donuts? 945 00:31:58,901 --> 00:32:00,661 That's crazy. - Yeah, man. 946 00:32:00,661 --> 00:32:02,130 That dude said he was gonna stab you. 947 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,053 You said, "I dare you," and he took the dare. 948 00:32:04,053 --> 00:32:06,585 - Yeah, because I thought it was the stabbing challenge 949 00:32:06,585 --> 00:32:08,938 and so I didn't wanna look like a bitch on TikTok, 950 00:32:08,938 --> 00:32:10,510 so I said, "I dare you." 951 00:32:10,510 --> 00:32:11,958 And so he stabbed me. - Yeah. 952 00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:13,080 - And so now- 953 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:13,964 - You are losing a lot of blood. 954 00:32:13,964 --> 00:32:18,853 - You call out Mr. Beast and you tell him gimme my money. 955 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:21,066 - He wouldn't have a stabbing challenge on his... 956 00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:21,899 Sir? 957 00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:23,445 - So where's Mr. Beast? 958 00:32:23,445 --> 00:32:25,612 - My man. - Hey Mr. Beast. 959 00:32:27,228 --> 00:32:28,216 (Ify yells) 960 00:32:28,216 --> 00:32:29,049 - He came back. 961 00:32:29,049 --> 00:32:29,937 - Take two. 962 00:32:29,937 --> 00:32:32,191 - There was no take two. - Take two. 963 00:32:32,191 --> 00:32:33,024 - Sir. 964 00:32:33,024 --> 00:32:35,562 (button buzzes) (Sam laughs) 965 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:37,093 - Yeah, the TikTok stabbing challenge. 966 00:32:37,093 --> 00:32:38,923 - Yeah, yeah. - Kids, don't do it. 967 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:39,809 Don't do it. 968 00:32:39,809 --> 00:32:40,642 - Don't do it. 969 00:32:40,642 --> 00:32:41,700 - If you like that prompt, 970 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,975 make sure to smash that subscribe button amount of points 971 00:32:44,975 --> 00:32:47,032 for the three of you. 972 00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:50,189 That brings us to the end of our show. 973 00:32:50,189 --> 00:32:51,939 Our winner tonight... 974 00:32:54,726 --> 00:32:55,984 Carl Tart. 975 00:32:55,984 --> 00:32:56,817 (Carl yells) 976 00:32:56,817 --> 00:32:58,224 Carl. - I won! 977 00:32:58,224 --> 00:33:00,708 I won! - You are the recipient 978 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,875 of the coveted golden ear. 979 00:33:04,924 --> 00:33:08,059 - I just wanna say I've been robbed for this so many times. 980 00:33:08,059 --> 00:33:09,792 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 981 00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:12,010 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 982 00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:14,055 I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. 983 00:33:14,055 --> 00:33:14,888 Goodnight. 984 00:33:16,239 --> 00:33:18,822 (gentle music) 985 00:33:24,264 --> 00:33:27,764 (gentle music continues)