- [Sam] Tonight, walking, talking branded content.
It's Josh Ruben. - Whoa, wait a minute, guys,
so you're telling me that for a limited time only
you too could go to Dropout.TV/NoProblem
to find out if I can afford groceries?
- [Sam] Doing seven perfectly executed backflips,
it's Zac Oyama.
(Zac grunting)
- Whoa.
(all laughing)
- Seven.
(audience applauding)
- [Sam] And secretly a crew member,
it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.
- Brennan, tell me you got it.
Did I get the backflips? - Full frame.
- I pushed a button and I think it deleted the camera?
- They're all here to...
- [All] Make Some Noise!
(groovy upbeat music)
- Welcome to "Make Some Noise."
The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
Here's how the show works.
I have here a series of improvisational prompts
our players have never seen before.
Isn't that right, players?
- I mean- - Do you see 'em?
- What haven't we seen?
- I also disagree with Josh's point.
(all laughing)
Because again, my point is not that we've seen them,
it's that we won't know whether we've seen them until-
- But you know what? It's no problem.
Find out at Dropout.TV/MySweatshirt.
- Yeah, let's make that a winner.
- Find out if I can afford groceries.
- They will to the best of their ability
fulfill those prompts.
I will award them corresponding points
and the winner will go home with a coveted golden ear.
Second place gets the silver earrings,
and third place will be asked not to participate
in Dropout projects going forward.
- Huh? - Are you ready to rumble?
- Yes! - Hey!
- First up, a little warmup mini game.
This is a little game we like to call Take Some Direction.
How it works is, players,
I will be giving you a single line of measly dialogue
to repeat over and over and over again.
As I do, I'll be giving you direction,
micro adjustments, if you will,
in order to affect your performances.
Does that make sense?
- I think so. - Okay.
- Yes. - No problem.
- Josh, we'll start with you, no direction.
Your line is, "There's no crying in baseball."
- There's no crying in baseball.
- Zac, give me a little bit more.
- There's no crying in baseball.
- Brennan, a little bit more.
- There's no crying in baseball.
- That was an escalation of what Zac did.
Josh as Willem Dafoe.
- Well, well, the thing is,
(crew laughing)
you know, there's no crying in baseball
(all laughing)
Spider-Man.
(all laughing)
- Zac, naughtily.
- There's no crying in baseball.
- Brennan, with the utmost sincerity.
- I remember when my dad told me
that I wasn't allowed to cry.
(Sam laughing)
It feels like there's often not a place
in the society for our emotions.
Where are they supposed to go?
This is the bottom of the ninth inning in the World Series
and you are pitching for the New York Yankees
so you've got to get it together
because at the end of the day,
is there crying in our hearts, in our lives?
Yes, but there's no crying in baseball.
- Josh, in slow motion.
(all laughing)
- There's
no
crying.
(all laughing)
- No.
- In
(all laughing)
baseball.
- Wow, Josh. - At normal motion,
that would look absolutely psychotic.
(all laughing)
- Zac, leaning into a courtroom microphone.
- There's no crying in baseball.
- Brennan, as a Scottish battle cry.
- They may take our bases!
(Sam laughing)
They may take our runs, but there is no crying in baseball!
(all actors yelling)
- Josh, like a gremlin that just got spilled on.
- Oh, there's no crying (imitating water splashing)
(imitating gremlin short circuiting)
in base- (imitating gremlin ears popping out)
baseball. (imitating gremlin hissing)
- Zac, sobbing through wedding vows.
(Sam laughing)
- There's no crying (whimpering, sobbing)
no crying (sobbing continues)
in baseball.
- Last, but not least, Brennan,
being first to solve the "Survivor" puzzle.
- [Josh] Come on! - [Zac] Go, go, go.
There's no crying in baseball.
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
- And that is a mini game. - You're welcome.
- [Sam] Bravo players. - You're welcome.
(lively flute music)
- Which brings us all the way to round one.
- We haven't even started.
- We haven't even freaking started.
- Now you tell us.
- Josh. - Huh?
- Mads Mikkelsen wins a Kid's Choice Award.
- Oh my God.
- So you want to give me an award
for best punch in an animated film?
(all laughing)
Well, you have to understand
whether you are children or not,
it's not about the punch,
it is about why you punch.
I want you all to understand
I am not here for any sort of reason financial.
I'm here because I know the punch is a painful moment
for me and for all the children.
As a child, I too was punched.
But you know what?
I punched back, which is why I'm so excited
to join the Spider-Verse.
(all laughing)
(buzzer buzzing)
- I can't imagine cutting you off at any other point.
- Yeah. - I'll tell yeah,
if you are a Nordic or Germanic actor,
Josh Ruben has your fucking number, man.
- That's right, he is coming for ya.
- He's coming right for your throat, baby.
- He is coming for ya.
- Light up. I don't know why.
(all laughing)
Slightly awkward now, but.
- Josh, it's an honor just to be nominated.
- An honor to punch your children.
(Brennan laughing)
- Zacky. - Actually, sorry.
- Zac. - Thank you.
- I don't know why we use the signs
if we're not gonna refer to them.
My name is Brennan real small.
- Yeah, and when we get to, I will acknowledge that.
Just giving up halfway through telling a story.
(Josh laughing)
- Oh God, it was so funny.
We were at Davenport's Pizza.
You know, they have the flat pizzas and we were like,
'cause as a kid, I would go there and the arcade,
they had like Spy Hunter and they had Frogger
and they had like all those classic games.
I haven't been there in forever.
And it was great 'cause Dylan Matthew
and everybody's significant others were there
and like we weren't sure that there would be
like a reservation available and so I got there.
Dylan said 6:30 and I thought it was 6:00,
so I was like walking around, you know,
with like nothing to do.
And then eventually everybody,
we all got there and then we had, yeah, we had pizza.
(all laughing)
(buzzer buzzing)
- That is fully triggering.
- Yeah. - That is not okay.
- Who cares, no points for you, Zac.
- Oh.
- Brennan. - Thank you.
- As far as work required,
I wanna go a little easy on you for once.
How you feel about that? - Wow.
- Okay, all right.
- Hot Topic's new spokesperson is Tim Curry.
- Chain wallets.
(all laughing)
Shirts with Jack Skellington, that boney, boney boy.
(all laughing)
How would you like to see
an influx of customers solely due
to the sudden rapid success of Hazbin Hotel?
We're back, baby!
- [Zac] Oh my God.
- All the freaky little goths who smell like Frito bags
come trudging through our doors once more.
Adventure Time? (chuckling)
Spending time, you saucy minx!
(all laughing)
For a limited time only,
come and get your Josh Ruben "No problem"
crew neck sweatshirt.
(Sam laughing) (buzzer buzzing)
- Got it. - Holy shit.
- [Sam] Taking it full circle.
Brennan's Tim Curry impression
was in the really submitted to CollegeHumor.
- Yes. - And is why I first
got excited about it.
- I am only here because of an impression
called Tim Curry eating pizza.
- It's true.
- Specifically the button of it was him going,
"There's nothing I love more than a hot crisp crust."
(all laughing)
- Josh. - Huh?
- I thought we would go easy on you for once as well.
Trying to sneak out...
(Brennan laughing)
(Brennan imitating dramatic exploding)
Trying to sneak out of your old rickety-ass house
when you accidentally knock over a porcelain vase
waking up your grandmother.
We cut back and forth between your grandmother waking up
to investigate the noise and you hurriedly putting the vase
back together with super glue.
- As they say at Dropout.TV/MySweatshirt, everybody.
- [All] No problem.
(Josh imitating door creaking)
(Sam laughing)
(Josh imitating door creaking)
(all snickering)
(Josh imitating door creaking)
(Josh imitating vase crashing)
(all laughing)
- Wait a minute.
(all laughing)
Now I'm really going to listen with a heightened awareness.
(all laughing)
(Josh imitating vase clinking)
Okay, there's definitely some skullduggery happening.
(all laughing)
I'm gonna go check it out.
(Josh imitating window shattering)
Why would the window break?
That's a gosh darn intruder.
(all laughing)
(Josh imitating a stairlift)
- [Zac] How's that?
(all laughing)
(Josh imitating rifle spitting bullets)
- I never liked him anyway.
(all laughing) (Sam clapping)
- Wow.
(Sam laughing)
(buzzer buzzing)
- The twist. - The twist.
- Thriller, comedy, unhinged humor.
- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.
- I love the movie.
I was just wondering- - Thank you.
- Is it intentional?
Does your grandmother, can she hear?
- With her hearing aids on.
So I made sure to have me, the actress,
put both hearing aids in- - Got it.
- Before shooting her grandchild
who snuck out in the house. - Got it.
That's the only question.
- Yeah. - It's less of a question,
more of a comment. - Yeah.
- There's an interesting thing you said in a article
that you published about the piece
that sort of compared to some of the work of Luis Buñuel
and some of the other Spanish surrealists being...
(Brennan yelling)
- Let him talk.
- Am I allowed to cut off non-prompts?
(all laughing) (buzzer softly buzzing)
Am I allowed to cut off banter?
- The loophole is no. - [Sam] It's true.
It's really their show.
What am I doing? What am I here for?
Really impressive.
- Okay.
- I feel like you almost got it.
No points for Josh.
- I don't even understand the joke, I'm rattled.
I'm rattled.
- Question.
- Hijack it, take it over, take it over.
- Oh, shit. - Time up.
- Zacky. - No.
- Zac. - Yeah.
- The guy who works at NPR's tiny desk (Brennan laughing)
is just trying to get some work done.
(Josh laughing)
- Oh, no.
(all laughing)
(crew laughing)
(Brennan laughing)
♪ Do do do do ♪
Sorry.
(Brennan imitating playing trombone)
(Sam and crew laughing)
Fuck. Fuck.
(Sam and crew laughing)
(players imitating playing band instruments)
- Yeah, it's gonna be a little late.
(all laughing)
(crew clapping)
- Let's say 23 points delivered by end of day, Zac.
- Okay, we can try.
- Brennan. - Thank you.
- The longer the speech goes on,
the less clear what the occasion is.
- Brian and Melissa, you both look so beautiful today,
as you do every day, but perhaps never more than today.
And when your father passed,
(all laughing)
I was the first one that offered
to speak at the funeral,
which was beautiful when happened one month ago.
In the Jewish tradition,
a boy becomes a man at 13 years old.
(all laughing)
But in other traditions
that happens differently at different ages.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
(all laughing)
what is the culture we find ourselves in?
What is the moment we find ourselves in?
And the decision that voters will have to make in November
(all laughing)
is what does it mean to share a culture together?
Folks,
my opponent in the chess match I played this morning.
(buzzer buzzing)
- I think that'll do that.
You know what they say, comedy comes in sevens.
(all laughing) (Brennan clapping)
- It just ends with, "Our Independence Day."
(all laughing)
- Thank you to our musical guest.
- Thank you. - (Don Pardo-esque) Bobby Moynihan.
- Five all-purpose points for every occasion for you.
(lively music)
That brings us to our second mini game.
This is a little mini game we like to call Name That.
In this case, clowns.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Players, in a moment I'm going to show you a clown.
You buzz in and name that clown for me. Make sense?
- Okay. - Clown number one.
- Oh ho ho ho! (Josh shouting)
(Sam laughing) (lively carnival music)
- The hands.
- Oh God, it has two faces. Sorry.
(buzzer dings)
- Josh. - Mr. and Mrs. Gobbles.
(all laughing)
- I like that a lot, Josh. (buzzer dings)
- Zac. - Backery.
(all laughing)
(buzzer dings)
- Brennan. - David.
(all laughing)
- David, I guess isn't a true palindrome.
- Divad. - [Sam] Josh,
I think that goes to you for Mr. And Mrs. Gobbles.
Thank you so much, clown number one.
And if I could please have clown number two.
(playful music)
(buzzer dings)
- [Sam] Bren. - Fuzz Aldrin.
(all laughing)
- That's pretty good, Brennan!
(buzzer dings)
Brennan. - Banana Peel Armstrong.
(all laughing)
- I am gonna say this one goes to Brennan
for one of his prompts, if not the other.
If I could please have clown number three.
(moody circus music)
(all laughing)
- [Sam] Holy shit.
(buzzer ding)
- Oh, Josh. - Uncle Dad.
(all laughing)
- So, Uncle Dad's real good.
(buzzer dings) Josh again.
- Tank Top Circus.
Like big top. - Oh, really good.
Like that Josh, thanks for explaining.
- No problem.
- The clown keeps looking directly at me-
- [Zac] I know, it seems- - In a way that's...
(crew laughing)
(buzzer ding)
Zac. - Shit.
- Like It.
- Shit, the Clown?
(all laughing)
- That's, oh my God, that's...
- Sorry, I'm sorry.
- Shit the Clown.
- Josh has responded to nothing in-
- Oh my God.
- [Brennan] The years of this new show
as much as shit. - No, Shit the Clown
really, really got me.
- [Brennan] God, that sucks.
- I have to say that this goes to Zac for-
- [Josh] Yes, yes, yes. - [Sam] Shit.
- I should have said Stephen King's Shit.
- Thank you so much.
- [Josh] Oh my God, brilliant. Fuck.
- [Sam] Wow. - [Josh] My fucking god.
- If I could please say I have clown number four.
(sad trombone song)
- Oh!
Oh!
Oh my God.
(buzzer dings) Oh God. Brennan.
- Paul Robalino.
(all laughing)
(toy horn squeaking) (buzzer dings)
(all laughing, clapping)
(toy horn squeaking ) - Oh.
- Zac. - Billy the Kidder.
- [All] Oh! (toy horn squeaking)
- Billy likes it.
(buzzer dings) - Clown Wayne Gacy.
(crew gasping and groaning)
- I do think this is gonna go to Zac.
(all clapping)
Very well done, Zac, and very well done, Not Paul Robalino.
- Woo!
- Oh my God.
- That is the single biggest performance I have ever seen
Paul give on anything, on anything.
Didn't know he had it in him.
- There was something when he opened the door
and he was looking right at me.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was like,
"I don't know who this is."
- Well, that is the clown is something we wear.
(Sam laughing)
Dead.
- If I could please have clown number five.
- Five of what?
(gasping) Oh my God.
Brennan. - Sillipede.
(all laughing)
- That's gonna be tough to beat!
(buzzer dings) Josh.
- Clownapillar.
- Clownapillar's pretty good too.
(buzzer dings)
Brennan. - Twisted Nightmare Angel.
(all laughing)
- A biblically accurate clown.
- Biblically accurate clown, yeah.
(buzzer dings)
- Zac. ♪ Spi-di di di-di-di di di♪
(all laughing)
(buzzer dings)
- Josh. - That's just Goro.
Goro from "Mortal Kombat."
More arms, a little clown makeup, it's just Goro.
- It's Goro in disguise. - [Josh] It's okay,
It's gonna be okay, it's just Goro.
- I'm gonna say- - [Josh] Two fake arms.
- This goes to Zac- - [Zac] Thank you.
- For di di di-di-di di di.
Thank you very much many-armed clown.
Once again, terrifying.
If I could please have clown number six.
(upbeat music)
- Oh my God.
(all laughing)
- [Josh] Oh God, I'm sick.
(buzzer dings)
- Zac. - The Headless HaHa Man.
(all laughing)
(buzzer dings)
Zac, you're on fire with these.
(buzzer dings) - Brennan.
- Noso the clown. - Oh.
(all laughing)
- I am gonna say this goes to Zac again.
- I mean, I don't know, on fire.
- And last, but certainly least, players,
clown number seven.
- Oh my God.
- Oh.
Oh. - That's a little sad.
(buzzer dings) - Spam Reich.
(all laughing)
- [Sam] Brennan's got it. - What's the clock?
- I've been here the- - Whole time.
- Oh. - There you go.
(buzzer dings) - Brennan.
- My father was the Secretary of Labor for Spill Clinton.
- For Spill Clinton?
- Spill Clinton, the Clown President.
- Yeah, this one goes to Brennan.
Well done, Brennan, and thank you very much.
(all clapping)
And a big thank you to all of our clowns.
- Please don't join us on stage for the encore.
(happy music)
- That brings us to round two, where our players
will now test their talents in teams of two.
- Woo. - Why?
- Because it's fun. - Josh.
- Huh? - And Zacky.
- Wait a second. - Zac.
- Thank you. - Buckingham Palace guards
trying to make each other laugh.
- Michael. - Yes, Caleb.
- Stay very, very still. - As I always am, yes.
- Nice and quiet. - Quiet as ever.
(Josh imitating farting) (crew laughing)
(Brennan laughing)
Did you do that? - I didn't do it, you did.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Michael.
Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.
(Josh imitating farting) (crew laughing)
- Finished yet? - Finished with what?
I don't know what you're talking about.
- Amateur fart hour.
(all laughing)
Hey, Caleb. - Hmm?
(Zac imitating farting) (Josh gasps)
- Um, I don't know if you're gonna find this funny,
but I have crapped me pantiloonas.
(crew laughing)
- Farthest thing from being funny to me.
- You know that you're absolutely
not allowed to talk either?
(all laughing)
I just wanna be hyper clear about that.
It smells like human shit.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- Sorry, sir. - Sorry, sir.
- And I appreciate the apology
and that is also still talking.
- Sorry.
(buzzer buzzes) (Sam laughing)
- Thank you, Brennan, for keeping us honest
throughout that scene.
- You're not supposed to talk.
- The points were the friends we made along the way
for the two of you, which brings us to Zac.
- Okay. - And Brennan.
- Thank you.
- A person zoned out in the Zoom meeting
gets asked a question. - Ha ha!
(Brennan imitating speaking gibberish)
- I just had one more question about that report.
Can you elucidate what exactly you meant by that?
(crew and Sam laughing)
- Oh, yeah. Um...
Well, we were, you know, we were talking about it
and it feels as though we were all kind of thinking-
Uh...
- And we just gave you, I just made you co-host,
so you can share-
- My screen?
(all laughing)
- It's the button on the bottom there.
- Yeah.
- Based on essentially your input,
we'll be able to, I think,
mock out probably not just the year, but the next five
because I think this is really a pivotal moment
for the company.
- And we're coming up on a minute, what is it, 55,
so you really gotta kind of go quick.
- Okay, cool. - We're gonna time out
at the hour mark here.
- So I think I accidentally shared my desktop
and if you're just gonna ignore the,
I'm closing the Zillow tabs of Argentina.
(all laughing)
- [Zac] Sorry.
- You have so many tabs open.
- These are all like six and seven bedroom homes.
- Yeah, can you imagine?
- So I just want to make the most use of our time,
while you're closing out those tabs,
the main thing we need to decide here is we...
(Brennan imitating speaking gibberish)
And ultimately your call to make
(all laughing)
if we go A or B, but we need to make that call today.
- And we're a minute 58 as well, so we need to make it now.
- Do we cut the department or do we try to reinvest?
- Let's just cut it. - Great. Department is cut.
We are- - Does that include me?
- What's that? - Does that include me?
- Sorry, I totally zoned out.
I did not hear your question.
Totally zoned out, (buzzer buzzes)
didn't hear your question.
- Zoom meeting closed.
(all laughing)
- 11 points, I believe.
If I'm honest, I wasn't really paying attention.
- What'd you say? - What was that?
- Give me that one more time.
- Brennan. - Yes.
- And Josh. - Okay.
- Two Australian actors' accents keep slipping through
their American ones.
- All right, we're gonna have to take cover pretty quick.
- I've been through this gulch before.
There's naur way to get through here
without those damn cowboys coming in
and opening fire on us.
- But you're telling me they're gonna come
o'er that hill and they're gonna come over strong.
- Strong as my coffee, which I take blick.
(all laughing)
(Zac imitating gunfire)
Oh! - Oh!
We're under fire.
You know what? It's funny you say that.
- What's that? - Black coffee actually
would sound pretty good right about now.
- If I had a gun as strung as a blick cup of coffee,
I would (imitating gunfire pinging) crikey.
(all laughing)
- You know what's scary in a bunch of real cowboys?
- What's that? - A sting ray.
(Sam and crew laugh)
- Come out and show yourself, you son of a dingo.
- All right, guys.
Looks like it's always come between you two and my.
(all laughing)
- Hell, if isn't Louisiana Slim.
I thought you got ate up by a crocodile, alligator.
- Well, yeah, I thought you got bit
by jellyfish about the size of (indistinct).
(all laughing)
- I'll tell you one thing right now.
- Hmm. - I'll tell ya sorry,
but I'm not taking off my glisses.
(all laughing) (buzzer buzzing)
- What? What?
- Corey Worthington, holy shit.
- Oh my God.
- Zac, searching for what Australia references
were yet to be made- - Not taking off my glasses.
- Picked a meme from 2008, Jesus Christ.
- And he's still a legend, man, he's a legend.
- Yeah, a legend.
- Let's say 100 points flushed down the toilet backward
for the three of you. - It's a thrilla.
- Which brings us all the way back to Josh
- Uh huh.
- and Zac. - Okay.
- A cut scene
in a video game that's glitching out.
- Well, well, well, if it isn't Darrell.
Why don't you come on in here
and see if you, you, you... (imitating game glitching)
There it is, a 12 gauge.
Why don't you try it out over here on all these targets.
- What's the mission?
(Zac imitating rifle firing)
(Sam and crew laughing)
- A car.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- With a car.
- What about my money? I only do it for money.
- A trunk of money, here it is.
There you go, Darrell, count it.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- Checks out.
- Yeah, Darrell, why don't you come on here.
(Sam and crew laughing)
Hey, you know what?
12 gauge, why don't you try it out
on all those targets that look like...
- Start. Play the last screen.
(buzzer buzzing)
- 60 points per second, no lag time.
- Oh, good. - [Sam] For both of you.
- Which brings us to Zac. - Mhm.
- and Brennan. - Thank you.
- If the courtroom witness stand were a hot tub.
- Sir, do you swear to tell the whole truth,
nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Sorry, I gotta turn the jets off, one sec.
(Sam laughing)
Say that one more time.
- Sir, do you,
do you swear to tell the truth and the whole truth
so help you God? - Yeah.
- Do you have the Bible with you?
- Shit.
(Sam and crew laughing)
Yeah, my towel got wet too, if there's any more towels.
- Well, I can ask the courtroom clerk.
- Room 236.
(Sam laughing)
- Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as you all know,
this Hyatt Regency was built on top of a cruise ship,
and as we are in international waters,
but need to hold this trial,
once we will be using the spa as an interim courtroom.
- I got it all to myself.
- Mr. Davidson, thank you so much for agreeing
to testify today. - Absolutely.
- If you can just push the court stenographer
back in the direction of the lanes.
Can we turn the wave machine off?
(buzzer buzzes) It keeps bringing the stenographer.
- I will cut you out there.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- I love that when presented
with like the most abstract scenario in the entire season.
Brennan's like, "Justified it."
(Brennan laughing)
I'm gonna say 10 points
for a half hour maximum for the both of you.
- Ooh.
- Last prompt of round two, here we go.
- Brennan. - Yep.
- And Josh. - Uh huh.
If Siskel and Ebert reviewed people's lives when they die.
- Oh, Greg wasn't completely believable as a father,
and for that reason, I give him one thumb down,
but ultimately he came around
to making amends with his daughter
so I'm gonna give one thumb down, one thumb up.
- Well, I think that's the point of Greg's life,
obviously, is that he didn't start on top,
so to me, I think the arc was conclusive.
I think it was strong storytelling,
even if I didn't get the whole thing
where he tried to do art in the middle,
so a big thumbs up, big thumbs up from me.
- We're gonna move on to Maria now.
Now Maria's a big two thumbs up for me because-
- Loved Maria, - Absolutely wonderful,
articulate fantastic buxom, buxom performer,
and who lived just a full, full life.
Two big thumbs up.
- Yeah, Roger really loved Maria's big breasts
and mentions that a lot.
- Yeah, Maria was really, really good.
- I kind of loved her golden heart
and the way that she was sort of a,
was there for the people in her life.
- Well, you have to understand that some lives are meant to,
you know, be a commercial success.
- This is obviously a huge thumbs up for me.
I think Maria was a deeply good person.
- I'm not disagreeing with you.
I said two thumbs up, two BIG thumbs up.
- But you know that to get two thumbs up,
you have to give your thumbs up
and then I give my thumbs up.
- Yeah, I did. - You don't give both.
It's not just you decide to give two thumbs.
- I'm giving Maria two.
- We're reviewing people's lives when they die
because we ourselves have passed and are in the afterlife,
justified, and the important thing is,
and I thought it was a great explosive ending,
that there was a hot air balloon accident.
- More like two hot air balloons.
- Hey dude, relax.
(buzzer buzzes)
Roger Ebert did have that whole thing about, he was like,
he basically wrote this really effusive purple thing
being like, "What's wrong with titties?"
- Let's say two enthusiastic points way up
for the both of you. - A-woo-ga.
(happy flute music)
- That brings us to our third and final mini game.
This is a new mini game we like to call Soundscapers.
How it works is players,
I am going to play for you a bit of silent footage,
then I'm going to invite each one of you up to,
as best as you're able,
make the corresponding Foley to the footage you've seen.
You can use your mouth if you want as well,
but you can also use this wonderful set of objects
as provided by our art team.
Players, I'm gonna show you the clip.
- [Josh] Oh.
(players laughing)
- Wait, this rules. What is this?
- [Josh] This is incredible.
- [Brennan] This absolutely rules.
No, brontosaurus.
(players laughing)
- And that's the clip.
- T-Rex got him.
- Josh, I think I will invite you up to our table first.
- No problem.
- Josh, you have at your disposal a plunger
and a grapefruit and a little plastic tube
and some Scrabble tiles and a telephone
and a little bucket full of water.
- I know, but I'm not gonna use of that.
(all laughing)
- Oh God. - Let's go.
- All right, Josh, and a three, two, one, go.
(Josh imitating screeching dinosaur)
- Hey girl.
(screeching dinosaur sounds)
Hey, I outta just tear your throat out.
Oh, look at that shit. Crazy.
(screeching dinosaur sounds)
No, no, no.
No!
(Josh imitating dinosaurs crashing)
- Wow, Josh, pretty darn good.
(all clapping)
Pretty darn good indeed.
- No problem. - Zac.
- Yeah.
I'm not gonna... (all laughing)
Okay, this is interesting.
(Josh laughing)
- Okay, yeah, I think I'm pretty ready.
(crew laughing)
And a three, two, one, go.
(Josh growling through tubing)
(Josh imitating dinosaurs talking & struggling)
- Hey, what the fuck?
(all laughing)
(Josh growling)
Ahhhh!
(grapefruit splashing)
(all laughing)
- [Sam] Wow, Zac.
- So everything's wet over here.
- That was the idea.
Brennan, if you'd like to step over
to this used Foley table. - Absolutely.
- Getting the old sloppy thirds, are ya?
- I'm actually not worried about the sloppy thirds
and I'm gonna tell you why.
Sam puts a lot of work and effort into this show
and I actually have found the moments in the clip
that correspond to each one of these sets of objects,
so the grapefruit, the pipe, the golf ball, the cutlery,
the plunger, the towel, the bucket, the telephone,
and especially the Scrabble tiles,
which you might think are supposed to go
at the rocks falling at the end,
but there's actually a place that I think
Sam wants them more,
so whenever you're ready, you can play the clip.
(crew laughing, clapping)
- And a three and a two and a one, go.
- Fuck! (Brennan thudding) Shit!
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, fuck!
No! Oh, my point! Fuck! Oh my point! Shit!
Wait, pause it! Shit!
Oh, fuck! Oh, shit! Oh, fuck-ass!
Oh, no my point.
No. Oh, fuck, I buffed it.
I fucking buffed it, dude, I shitted it, no!
No! I'm supposed to be the smarty! No!
- You're okay, bro. It's okay.
We can help, help him.
Ssh, ssh, ssh.
- You're dead.
- Um, yeah, just wanna briefly extend my apologies
to the art team for all of that good work gone to waste.
- I'm really sorry.
- You have time to go, dude.
- Yeah, we could set this all,
we could set this back up.
- Reset, back to one. - Set it back up, right?
- Set it back to one.
- Put it all back together, it's okay.
Yeah, you get another try.
(all laughing)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Shit-ass, dude!
- Oh, no. - Shit-ass! Why?
Fuck! - I'm such an idiot.
- Here we go. All right, now we're ready.
- Well, I guess that point goes to Josh.
- I broke this too.
(lively flute music)
- That brings us to round three
where our players will now hold hands
and jump into the abyss together.
- Oh my nards.
- My fucking nards, the abyss.
- Josh. - James Cameron.
- Yeah.
- Zac. - Yeah.
- Brennan. - Hoy.
- When mixing friend groups doesn't really work.
- This is my friend Caleb.
I haven't seen him in like 10 years.
- I am a centaur. (all laughing)
- And this is Gilthon, sort of the warden of this forest.
And, um-
- [Brennan] Aiden, my brother. - Hi, how are ya?
- We have spilled blood in battle together.
- We have. We have. - Is Caleb a fellow warrior
of your tribe? - Nah.
- Just matched with someone in the bar.
(all laughing)
- Yeah, Caleb is in town.
He texted me and we were really good friends in middle
through high school, but honestly haven't really seen
each other in a little bit,
but yeah, I mean, it'll be great.
I'm gonna go get, I'll get a drink, a couple drinks for us.
- Hi. Are you wearing a big old cowboy hat?
Oh, sorry.
- The device you hold in your hand,
does it speak to you as a crystal of some mystic realm?
- It's just a Apple.
(Brennan munching)
- Oh my God.
- That is not an apple! - [Zac] Hey, whoa!
- You have lied to me. - Hey, guys, whoa!
So, hold your horses. Or, uh-
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Hold on, hold on.
Here's some beers.
- Sorry, I may need to leave a little early.
I matched with someone,
they said they're wearing a big cowboy hat.
- I'm looking, there's 12 people in here
and I don't see a cowboy hat.
- Do you really wanna go home
with someone in a big cowboy hat?
(all laughing)
I know I'm a centaur.
Perhaps my references are a little bit outside of the norm,
but I just feel like a big hat is such a sign
of like what's going on, you know?
- Could be confidence.
- It's usually not.
(Sam laughs)
Doesn't taking a big swing
like a statement hat kind of imply
that you're not confident in yourself?
- That's true. - I think it's just
kind of like, you know, the hat people know
when they go out in public, they can rock it.
- Well, like I don't think your flat cap
is working particularly well for you.
- Well, you know what?
I think you're a fucking humanoid and it freaks me out.
Oh my God. Sorry.
Hey, can you.
(Sam laughing)
Sorry.
Hi, can you... - Hi.
- You're really, you're not,
you're interrupting a moment.
Hi, no, this is not, we're not together.
I just, I'm, no, no, no. We're not together.
Don't leave. Don't leave. Don't leave.
(buzzer buzzes) Put me down, horse.
- Hell yeah! - Yeah!
(all clapping)
- My God with the save!
With the save!
(cheering and clapping continues)
- Wow. - [Josh] Yes!
- Wow, first time. - Damn. Incredible.
(all speaking at once)
- [All Players] Cheers.
- 100 points for Paul, I think so.
- Yeah!
- Fair, fair, fair, fair. - [Sam] He deserves 'em.
Josh. - Huh.
- Zac. - Uh-huh.
- Brennan. - Yes.
- Rocking on your porch at 80,
recounting your time on "Make Some Noise."
- It's funny how after all this time,
the No Problem sweatshirt that I bought
at Dropout.TV/NoProblem
it's barely worn,
worn a thread.
- It looks pretty new, not faded at all.
- Thank you, Lou.
(crew laughing)
I'm sorry, uh, uh, Vic.
I'm sorry, uh, Jacob.
- I'm Zac. - Zachary.
- Zachary, yeah.
- A lot of shit really went sideways in my life
for me to end up living in this houseboat with you two.
(Sam laughing)
Love that it has a porch though.
- And a full courtroom.
- Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
- Brennan's fading back into a prompt again.
- My client, as you may remember,
was only near the horrific murder of Roger Bell.
(Sam and crew laughing)
No weapon, no means or motive.
You are tasked to consider whether the evidence proves
beyond a reasonable doubt whether my client is guilty.
Is my client a perfect man?
No.
(Zac imitating glass shattering)
- I forgot, I got them wrong.
(all laughing)
- No, please, remember the first episode was just...
Oh, Josh is dead. (all laughing)
Spider, get the spider off him.
That's right.
- Looks like it's my sweatshirt now.
- [Brennan] Oh! There you go.
Oh, he's full of 'em.
Absolutely stuck with spiders, God damn.
- I'm glad you like to talk so much
because I like to be mostly quiet.
- I'm glad that you always know the thing to say
that lets us stop doing it.
- A lot of times I don't and I'm just guessing.
(buzzer buzzing)
(Sam and crew laughing)
- Wow.
- That was so many things.
- So is aging.
- Let's say six points with 80 years of interest
to the three of you.
- That's actually... - Last prop of our game.
- No. - No.
- No, I buffed it.
- I boffed it?
- I think I said I buffed it.
- I buffed it.
- That's not how you say whiffed or beefed it.
- Beefed it.
- Josh. - Hm.
- Zac. - Yeah?
- Brennan. - Yes.
- The Noise Boys all get "Freaky Friday'd."
(imitating laser sounds)
(players all yelling)
(Sam and crew laughing)
- Whoa.
- It seems like some sort of logical answer
is the reason for all of this.
- This is outrageous, I Christoph Waltz,
am insisting on a better treatment.
That's a little impression of what Christoph Waltz
would sound like if you had gone over
to Dropout.TV/MyBigSweater,
which again, you can find there,
and let's get me some groceries, I need groceries.
- Zac, what's going on with you?
You seemed pretty quiet.
- Oh yeah, no, I was just, you know,
standing here being quiet.
(all laughing)
- Uh-oh, gang, here comes another asteroid.
- [All Players] Whoa!
(imitating laser sounds)
- Okay, if I could just quickly tell you,
I don't have the sort of recall verbally
for what I should be saying and what I might be saying.
Probably won't say it, but I just wanted to let you know
that's what it's, and now... (Sam laughing)
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Aargh, matey!
I am!
I'm in a liminal space.
I am going to another place as a ghost,
a ghost from another town, a town called Nordikes.
- No problem.
(buzzer buzzing)
- [Sam] That'll do her.
(all laughing)
- I couldn't, I couldn't.
- Nordikes. - Nordikes.
- [Zac] Nordikes.
- I love the Brennan impression that's,
"I don't have the words to go in what should be here
but this as much as I would probably talk."
(Brennan laughing)
Let's say a point for every mile you just walked
in one another's shoes.
- We walked barely at all.
- That brings us to the end of our show.
Our winner tonight,
Josh Ruben. - Come on!
- Josh, you are the recipient.
- You're the winner, dude. - Of the coveted golden ear.
- I've never gotten one.
Are you gonna close this out?
- Three, two.
- That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise."
Tune in next time for more of the game.
I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me, good night.
(retro mellow music)