- [Sam] Tonight, doing a line dance
no one's seen before, it's Jess McKenna!
(comical music) (audience applauding)
- It's mostly front and back.
- [Sam] In the middle of a backstage quick change,
it's Zeke Nicholson!
- I understand that the show's starting,
but what, do you want me to go out there naked?
- Ah! - Gah!
- [Sam] And a lead guitarist,
taking a moment with each member of the band,
it's Zach Reino!
(comical music) (audience applauding)
- Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
- [Sam] On the piano, Aaron Wilson.
- [Zach] Oh, there he is.
- [Sam] They're all here to
- [All] Make! Some! Noise!
(bright upbeat music)
- Welcome to Karaoke Night, a "Game Changer" spinoff.
Made "Make Some Noise" spin on!
I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works.
I have, in this karaoke binder,
over 150 prompts,
artists that exist in real life, but songs that don't.
- Hm. - Hm.
- [Players] Huh.
- Our players will, to the best of their ability,
fulfill these songs.
I will award them corresponding points,
and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear.
- Ooh. - Whoo.
- Which, despite every winner asking,
cannot be exchanged for money.
- From you, though.
- (chuckles) Yeah.
I'm actually not trying to- - Like if Zeke wins,
I can buy it off Zeke.
- (laughing) Absolutely. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Absolutely.
- [Zeke] It's good, yeah.
- Not saying what the free market decides.
I'm saying what I decide.
- If I win, get ready, Discord.
It's going to the highest bidder.
- (laughs) Players, are you ready to rumble?
- Yow! (Zach trilling)
- Maybe. - Okay!
- (laughing) I like the competency, but first, Jess.
- Oh wow!
- Please take a moment to thumb through this binder,
and when you're ready,
I'm gonna ask you to give me the code.
- This is so fun.
- I'd like to make a disclaimer to viewers.
Karaoke is not an impressions thing.
It's just people singing songs.
- You're saying that because of what Ross Bryant pulled
in the last time we did this. - I'm saying that because
both Ross Bryant and Rashawn Scott
are, like, incredible impressionists.
- Oh. - Yes.
- And that's actually not what karaoke is.
Karaoke is just people singing the song.
- Okay. - Okay.
- We'll go with 1068.
(display beeping)
And, Aaron- - "Blunt Bangs"
by Taylor Swift. - And, obviously, she's,
she has a lot of eras, so I'm here to collab.
Like, whatever you think.
Is this more "Teardrops On My Guitar"? Is this "Lover"?
Whatever you want, okay? - Okay.
(Sam laughing) (display beeping)
(sentimental piano music begins)
♪ When you're 15 1/2 ♪
♪ Half as good is half as bad ♪
♪ As thinking sad thoughts ♪
♪ In the rain ♪
♪ And when you are 16 1/2 ♪
♪ It isn't half sad to be half-assed ♪
♪ At doing your own ♪
♪ Bangs ♪
♪ But when you cut the edge so bad ♪
♪ And you take a second chance ♪
♪ And then you cut them worse, you cut them worse ♪
♪ And you feel like it's a curse ♪
♪ When you're looking through the fringe of your hair ♪
♪ That's not there anymore ♪
(Sam laughing)
♪ Maybe you learned something ♪
♪ About who you were ♪
♪ Before you had blunt bangs ♪
♪ Blunt bangs ♪
- Wow.
♪ Blunt bangs ♪
♪ Blunt, blunt, blunt, blunt bangs ♪
- Wow, Jess.
- Wow. - Thank you.
- Beautiful. It's like she was in the room.
- I feel like we were kind of in "Red."
- Yeah. - Yeah,
for sure. - Yeah.
- I heard she wrote that song about Jake Gyllenhaal.
- Yeah, that's what I heard.
- Made a $12.99 Super Cut-Cut amount of points
for you, Jess. - Thank you so much.
Make sure you listen to "Blunt Bangs," Taylor's version.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- We need to make sure she gets every dollar
from us. - Get every dime.
- Zeke, I'm gonna ask you to take this binder,
- Sure.
- [Sam] and do your thumbin' through.
- Oh my, 1021, please.
(display beeping)
- [Jess] Yeah. (Zach laughing)
- "Airport Sex" by Fetty Wap. - Mm-hm.
(bright piano music begins)
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
(Sam laughs)
♪ Unh, I'm like, hey, I don't wanna fight ♪
♪ We got 10 hours 'til this flight ♪
♪ We're sitting here on the ground ♪
♪ In the, in the pretty freaky airport lounge, baby ♪
♪ Should we, should we go to that room ♪
♪ Where they do the multi-denominational prayer ♪
♪ And maybe something could happen, girl ♪
♪ I'ma lay you right down there ♪
♪ And we'll have airport sex ♪
♪ Airport sex ♪
♪ I want some airport sex ♪
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
(Sam laughs)
That's all.
- Wow!
♪ Yeah, baby ♪ - Honestly, Zeke?
- Lay you down in the non-denominational, oh.
- Pretty fuckin' good. - Really great.
Really great. - Yeah, listen,
sometimes you knock it outta the park in the first verse,
and then you don't need to do anymore.
- No, honestly, know when to exit, right?
- And your exits were this way.
- That's right. (Sam laughs)
My exits were this way, yep.
- 737 amount points for you.
- Wow, thank you.
- I also love that it's "Airport Sex," not airplane sex.
You know, it's not about, like,
it's not about the mile-high club.
- No, no, no. - Everyone's always talking
- It's nothing like that. - about sex in the airplane.
Not enough about - Yeah.
- 'til you get on the plane. - Yeah.
- Zach, what would you like to sing?
- 1012.
(display beeping)
(players giggle)
- "The Westside Wishy Washy"
by Bruno Mars.
(upbeat piano music begins)
♪ Girl, you know I wanna see you tonight ♪
♪ But you live so far away ♪
(Sam laughing)
♪ I could get on the freeway to you ♪
♪ I wouldn't make it there 'til the next day ♪
♪ I'm an east side boy, you're a west side girl ♪
♪ So I'm wondering, is it worth it ♪
♪ To spend the money, or take a train ♪
♪ For a trip, basically, around the Earth, it's hard ♪
♪ I got the west side wishy washies ♪
♪ Am I gonna go to the w-west side ♪
- Wow.
♪ The west side ♪
- [Sam] Wow.
♪ Wishy washies ♪
♪ Am I gonna make love, or be alone, and cry ♪
- [Sam] Wow.
- Really good.
- I mean, way to take a nonsense title,
- Yeah. - and turn it
into a comedy game.
That's an experience anybody in LA can relate to.
- Listen, a little regional trivia about Los Angeles.
If you live on the west side, I'm,
- You're dead to me. - you're in Nevada.
- We're gonna say, 45 points, but 60 in rush hour.
- Ooh. - Okay, well.
- It's just like karaoke, honestly.
- I know, it is. - I mean,
it's that same feeling
of panicked indecisiveness. - Same feeling of like,
and then I'm gonna have to wait in the queue.
(Sam and Zeke chuckle)
And are people gonna sing along,
or that's gonna be when they get a drink?
(Sam and Zeke chuckle)
- Cool. - 1,002, please.
(display beeping)
- "You Left Your Phone Charger" by Adele.
- Mm, some of her most heartbreaking work.
- Yeah.
(sentimental piano music begins)
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ An empty chair ♪
♪ Where you were ♪
♪ But you're not there ♪
♪ You're not there ♪
♪ And a pillowcase gone cold ♪
♪ 'Cause you're not there ♪
♪ And hanging from the corner ♪
♪ Of my nightstand ♪
♪ The only memory ♪
♪ Of when you were my man ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Feeling alone ♪
♪ Next to your phone ♪
♪ Charger ♪
(Sam and Zeke laugh)
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Feeling alone ♪
♪ Next to your phone ♪
♪ Charger ♪
(Zach, Sam, and Zeke laughing)
- It's fantastic, and honestly,
the way the charger was stapled on the end there,
like an afterthought, only served the song, I thought.
- Yeah, yeah. - It was almost like-
- Well, that's how heartbreak feels sometimes.
- It kept me in suspense.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what I mean?
On alert at 19% power, and Zeke,
- Thank you. - that's the binder
back at you.
- 1042, please.
- Just one that we've already done.
- Yeah. (Sam and Zeke chuckle)
Fetty Wap, "Airport." - Really?
- It's Fetty Wap. - Roll it back.
It's a hit. Everyone likes it, play it again.
- That's right. (Sam laughing)
(display beeping)
- "Rutabaga Rock!"
- Oh my gosh.
- This is when I complimented the book.
- Yeah. - By Lou Bega.
- How did you not pick this first?
- Well, I'm picking it now.
(upbeat piano music begins)
Ladies and gentlemen,
(Sam laughing)
this is a song about making soup.
(Sam laughing)
♪ One, two carrot pot ♪
♪ Everybody in the kitchen, let's rock ♪
♪ 'Cause I got a group coming over ♪
♪ And I got, gotta feed 'em all over ♪
♪ They're a, a bunch of vegetarians ♪
♪ They do not eat no meat ♪
♪ So I gotta make a nice little soup ♪
♪ So their stomachs are complete ♪
♪ But I need one special veggie ♪
♪ That they have not had ♪
♪ So, I'ma use an old recipe ♪
♪ And it came from my dad ♪
♪ You put a little rutabaga in the soup ♪
♪ A little rutabaga in the soup ♪
♪ My name is Lou Bega, and I use ♪
♪ I put a rutabaga in the soup ♪
(Sam laughing)
That's enough.
- Zeke, I love your, like, incredible commitment,
and then when you're done,
you're like, "Get this away from me."
- Listen, you cross the finish line,
and you hang up your cleats.
- "My name is Lou Bega,
and I use a little - Use.
- [Zach, Jess, And Sam] rutabaga in the soup."
- I mean. - Yeah.
- I think we can all agree
that that's, like, the height of lyricism.
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
- There's Shakespeare's "Hamlet,"
and then there's, "I'm Lou Bega,
and I use a little rutabaga in the soup."
- Rutabaga in the soup. - That's right.
- Yeah, I think we'll say, one, two, three, four, five
amount of points for you.
Zach, last prompt of round one.
- Okay, 1,006.
(display beeping)
- [Zeke] Mm-hm.
- "Horsegirl" by Billie Eilish.
(upbeat piano music begins)
♪ Pull back long hair behind my head ♪
♪ Poster of horse behind my bed ♪
♪ Small horse also on my desk now ♪
♪ This horse, horses are the best ♪
♪ These are the horses that I keep on my desk ♪
♪ Also keep a binder ♪
♪ If there is a horse that you like in it, ♪
♪ you will find her ♪
♪ Her name is Samantha ♪
♪ She has got a big mane ♪
♪ Life has never been the same ♪
♪ Before all of these (neighing) horses ♪
(Sam laughing)
♪ Oh, I love all of these (neighing) horses ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Some girls play sports and use volleyballs ♪
♪ I don't, I ride upon horseback ♪
♪ That horse is mine ♪
♪ And I ride it side-saddle, or other side-saddle ♪
♪ They run fast, gallop and they canter ♪
♪ Looking for the answer ♪
♪ What is the best animal ♪
♪ It's horse, I give a damn, sir ♪
♪ I am not a cancer ♪
♪ If I was, I would be the ♪
♪ symbol of the horses in the stars ♪
♪ I'm a (neighing) horse girl ♪
I'm done, yeah.
- Zach, holy shit.
When it comes to thinking fast-
- Don't slow it down. Some of those words weren't words.
(Sam laughs)
That's the trick
of musical improv. - Yeah.
- You just keep going.
- Good luck, subtitling team.
- Well, when the subtitling team has problems,
just put in little pictures of horses.
(Sam laughs)
- Yeah, Kentucky Derby's worth of points for you, I think.
- Oh, thanks.
(bright flute music)
- That brings us to the mini game.
- Oh! - Oh, how did this get here?
(Sam chuckles)
- What?
- This is a tossup.
So, as you know, players,
I have decided to take Karaoke Night,
and spin it off from "Game Changer"
into "Make Some Noise."
Now, you might ask yourselves why.
Well, this is the story all about how.
♪ My life got twisted upside down ♪
- Can I? - Or, wait, see.
- My life got flip, turned
- Upside down. - upside down.
- I'm gonna say points for both of you.
(bell dings)
- I didn't know you were starting.
(Sam laughs)
I thought you were explaining the sweet origin of the story.
- So, Zach, Ross, and Rashawn
were the first to do this format,
and I was blown away by their display of talent.
I mean, I, get knocked down.
(bell dings)
Zeke. - But I get up again.
- That is a point for Zeke. - Never gonna keep me down.
- Afterwards, my coordinator comes up to me, and she goes,
"Sam, it looks like you have another spinoff on your hands."
And I'm like, "Oh my God, Becky."
(bell dings)
- Look at her butt.
- Zeke! A point for Zeke again.
"A fourth spinoff," I said to myself.
It's like, (scoffs) "Sam, do you have the time?"
(bell dings)
- To listen to me whine.
- That is a point for Zach.
- That was a hard one.
- I thought the format would be too similar
to "Make Some Noise," at first,
to justify being its own spinoff.
I mean, needless to say, first, I was afraid.
(bell dings)
Jess. - I was petrified.
- Thank you, Jess. - Ugh.
- But on the other hand, I just, I couldn't stand
to leave the format behind, you know,
to have it be something that we look back on,
and say, "Do you remember when we used to sing?"
(bell dings)
- Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na?
- That is correct.
Bravo. - I believe it's sha-la-la-la.
- I'll still allow it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You know, it's important to capitalize on your successes.
Otherwise, you only get one shot.
Zach. - Do not miss your chance
to blow. - You are correct.
And what you really want is plenty of shots.
- Shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots, shots! - Shots, shots, shots, shots!
Everybody! - Yes!
What about bringing the format into "Make Some Noise?"
A spinoff inside of a spinoff?
I mean, it sounds a little awkward,
but there must be some kind of way.
(Zeke chuckles)
♪ There must be some kinda way ♪
- Oh. - Aaron, you know it?
(bell dings)
♪ There must be some kinda way outta here ♪
- Yeah, it is right. - Said the joker to the thief.
- Yes, that is correct, Zach. - Oh, yeah.
- Good job, Aaron. - Good job, Aaron.
- Point for Aaron.
- A point Aaron, for sure.
That way, it's not its own spinoff,
but, you know, we're halfway there.
Zeke. - Living on a prayer.
- That is correct, Zeke. - Whoa-oh,
we're living on a prayer.
(Jess chuckles)
(Sam laughs)
- Fair enough, fair enough. - If we're gonna be granular.
- Yes, that's fair. - Sha-la-la, you're right.
- Half a point to Zach, a full point to Zeke.
And "Make Some Noise" already has the perfect setup.
I mean, producer's gonna produce, host's gonna host,
player's gonna play.
(bell dings)
♪ Player's gonna play, play, play ♪
♪ Play, play ♪ - That is correct.
- Oh yeah. - Yeah.
- Zach.
In this way, while not its own show,
we get to make it last forever.
(bell dings)
Zeke.
♪ Friendship never ends ♪
♪ If you wanna be my lover ♪ - Thank you very much.
- You have got to give. - Zeke.
- Really good.
- Don't get me wrong, you know, "Game Changer" is fun,
change is fun, but with "Make Some Noise,"
and now with "Karaoke Night," sometimes it's fun to stay.
(bell dings)
- At the YMCA. - YMCA.
- That is correct, Zach.
Well done. - Nice.
- Bravo, players. - Really good.
- Really well done, you. - Great work.
(bright piano music)
- That brings us to round two,
where our players will now test their talents
in teams of two.
- Whoo, yeah!
- Jess and Zeke.
- Pleasure to work with you. - Hi.
Hi, nice to see you. - Excited.
- Go ahead and open to the duet section of that binder.
Take a look inside, both of you,
and let me know what appeals to you.
- 2,009.
(display beeping)
- "Yes And"
(Zach and Zeke laughing)
by Ed Sheeran and Kelly Clarkson.
- You idiots. - Hey, it made us laugh.
(sentimental piano music begins)
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I've been alone for so many years ♪
♪ Trapped by my onstage fears ♪
♪ So I decided to sign up for Improv 101 ♪
♪ And I found a girlfriend ♪
♪ And I know that she's the one ♪
♪ After the initial bit of zip-zap-zops ♪
(Sam laughing)
♪ By a little bit later ♪
♪ Something's starting, it don't stop ♪
♪ Can I make an offer, can I set the scene ♪
♪ And you walk in, and you see me ♪
♪ I'm singin' yes ♪
♪ I'm lookin' for my honey ♪
♪ And I'm sayin' yes ♪
♪ They better be funny ♪ ♪ She needs to be funny ♪
♪ Oh, yes, it's yes ♪
♪ And me and you ♪
♪ Oh, also, yes, and I think that's true ♪
♪ Also, yes, and I do ♪
♪ And also, yes, and ♪
♪ Forever with ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ Sing with you to your little heart ♪
- Wow.
- Oh.
- Let's say, 101, 201, 301,
501 points. - Wow!
- Wow, advanced. - Nice.
- Advanced study. - Advanced study.
- [Zach] Advanced study points.
♪ 'Cause we found love in improv class ♪
- (laughs) Zach and Zeke,
take a look at that big green binder.
Let me know what sticks out to you.
- The colon of this episode is gonna be niche.
- (laughs) Niche, much? - This one's pretty good.
- Niche much? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I mean, I think we have to, right?
- Yeah, let's go for it.
Sam, we would like to put in our selection.
- Oh, good!
- It will be the year that I graduated college.
- No way! - 2011.
(display beeping) (Sam giggles)
- Oh, yeah, okay, wow.
- "Jalapeno Remix"
by Flo Rida and T-Pain.
(upbeat piano music begins)
♪ Hey, you can do it all by yourself ♪
♪ Ooh, I want a little spicy ♪
♪ And I want a little hot girl ♪
♪ But I'm in love with the person who made me this salsa ♪
♪ Gonna get to her ♪
♪ At the back of the club ♪
♪ This lady is giving me nada, oh ♪
♪ From the top of the drink, I watch her go down ♪
♪ She was just swirling that whole drink around ♪
♪ She took a sip, and now she just down ♪
♪ She's on the ground ♪
♪ Jalapeno ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ How hot ♪
♪ It's the remix ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ Jalapeno ♪
♪ Jalapeno-oh-oh ♪
♪ Jalapeno-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ How hot ♪
♪ Hot, hot ♪
♪ By the way, it's a remix ♪
(Sam laughs)
- I think that last, "It's a remix,"
really stitched it for me, gentlemen.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, the thing
about a remix is you have to tell them it's the remix.
- Honestly, that's true. - They usually,
people usually do.
- In the mix. - Remix!
- That's, gosh, 250,000 on the Scoville scale.
- Wow. - Ooh, spicy.
- Spicy. - Spicy.
- That binder is going to Zach and Jess next.
- Okay. - Okay.
- I'll stand here for a moment.
- We have chosen
- [Both] 2012.
- 2012.
- The year we didn't end.
- The Mayan calendar year,
and the year after Zeke graduated from college.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
- "Romantic Coupon Book"
by Hall and Oates.
(bright piano music begins)
- Yeah! Oh my God.
- Whoa! - Bust it.
- Yeah. - Outta nowhere, Aaron.
♪ Anniversary or a birthday coming up ♪
♪ Don't wanna break the bank ♪
♪ Had a little walk, had skip down my street ♪
♪ And gave my little brain a think ♪
♪ Bought some very cute paper, very cute pens ♪
♪ To write down some things to do ♪
♪ The cost of $0 ♪
♪ Things between me and you ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ DIY ♪
♪ Coupon book for you ♪
♪ DIY ♪
♪ Coupon book for two ♪
♪ We're talkin' shoulder massage ♪
♪ We're talking foot rubs ♪
♪ Anything you wanna do ♪
♪ That's in my DIY ♪
♪ Coupon book for you ♪
♪ Taking out the trash is worth two kisses ♪
♪ That's what I give to my sweet, sweet misses ♪
♪ Dropping off the kids is worth three kisses ♪
♪ Can't wait to get them, coupons, this is ♪
♪ Oh, I married a rich girl ♪
♪ But I am not one, so ♪
♪ We got a little creative with your gift ♪
♪ But I hope you like it, even though it's ♪
♪ DIY ♪
♪ Coupon book for you ♪
♪ DIY ♪
♪ Coupon book for two ♪
♪ You may not have your old man's money ♪
♪ But there's still things we can do ♪
♪ With this DIY ♪
♪ Coupon book for ♪
♪ Two ♪
- Wow, gang, I loved that!
That was beautiful! - Really, out the gate, Aaron.
- Yeah, Aaron. - Unbelievable
- Points only go to Aaron on that one.
- on everyone's parts.
- I like how it got kinda scary at the end.
- Yeah, we got jazz courts.
♪ Coupon book ♪
- I also like that the coupons get,
there's a romantic thing in it,
- Yeah. - but it does cost kisses.
- That's right.
- (laughing) It just goes to show you that nothing's free.
- Yeah, yes. - I'm gonna say, free.
- Wow, so something is free.
- Love. - Aw.
- Free love. - Yeah.
Love is free. - Peace and love.
- Free love, peace and love.
(bright flute music)
- That brings us to our second mini game.
This is a game we like to call, Wrong Answers Only,
chain restaurant birthday songs.
- Oh, fun.
- I'm gonna ask you all to participate in this mini game.
Meaning every prompt
is for all three of you. - That's fun for me,
'cause I didn't do well in the other one.
(Sam and Zeke chuckle)
- Now, these restaurants are real restaurants.
They may, in fact, have real birthday songs, for all I know.
But what I'm asking you to do
is make up their birthday song, as if they don't.
- Great, yeah. - Make sense?
- Great. - Sure.
- Your first restaurant. - Okay.
- Jekyll and Hyde Restaurant in New York City.
This is a Frankenstein gothic horror-themed restaurant.
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
♪ Hooray, hooray ♪
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
♪ Okay, happy, happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
♪ Okay, happy, happy birthday ♪
- Have a good birthday!
- To Jekyll and Hyde. - Wow.
Number two, McDonald's.
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-birthday ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm loving it ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, McBirthday ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, McBurger ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, chicken nuggets ♪
♪ Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I'm loving ♪
♪ Your birthday ♪
- Wow. (laughs) Wow, players.
A cat cafe.
- Ooh! - Ooh.
(Sam laughs)
- Ooh!
(players humming and mumbling)
(players continue humming and mumbling)
- Hey, wait, my,
(buzzer buzzes)
my, hey, what's?
(players continue humming and mumbling)
What an absolute nightmare.
Remind me never to celebrate my birthday in a cat cafe.
Next up, medieval times chain restaurant.
(Zach mimics horn) - Hark!
Hark and hear ye! - Hark and hear ye,
peasants from all 'round! - Hark and hear ye, peasants!
A young sire is born on this day!
- It was declared,
and so the birthday proclamation shall be read.
- I heard he's a little boy growing into a man, yeah.
- For your birthday, you may choose
between sparing the life of this prisoner,
- Yeah. - or a delicious cake.
- I'll take the cake.
- He has chosen cake! - He has chosen the cake!
- Oh, guess you gotta kill me then.
- Your ceremonial birthday ax.
- Oh, no. - Care for a picture?
- No! - Happy birthday, young sire.
He leaves behind four children.
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
- I can't get enough of this.
Last one, a New York City hot dog cart.
- Hey, it's his birthday here!
- Hey! - Hey, get over here.
It's his birthday! - Hey, get over here!
Yeah, you get over here. - You get over here!
- Oh, I'm sorry. You want me to go to you?
- Okay, what is this, Boston? - This is New York City!
- [Jess] All right,
you get over here! - Okay.
- Oh, little bit of relish, a little bit of mustard.
You want sauerkraut? - Hey, you want candles?
- You want candles? - You want candles?
- Sure, yeah I'll get candles. - Hey, get some candles.
- Yeah! - Hey!
- Hey, you know who you look like?
- Who do I look like? - Alex Rodriguez.
- Do I really? - Hey, A-Rod's here!
A-Rod's here! - A-Rod!
- Happy birthday, kid. How old are ya now?
- 14. - Oh!
- One.
- [Players] Two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, - That's a lot.
- nine, 10, - That's a lot.
- 11, 12, 13, 14! - That's a lot.
Okay. - And one more
for good measure.
- Many more, yeah. - That's right.
- Kinda ruined it, but.
- This wasn't exactly a song.
- That'll be 7.50.
- Thanks.
♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪
- Hey, he's walking here! - He's walking here!
(bright saxophone music)
- That brings us to round three,
where our players will now hold hands,
and jump into the abyss, as one.
- I feel like I was the only one that jumped.
- Go ahead, players, and open that up to groups.
Take a look at those prompts.
Let me know what appeals to you.
- I'm ready to rock. I mean, can I choose?
- Yeah, of course. - Which one you wanna do?
- Wow! - I wanna do this one.
3,007.
(display beeping)
- "Za Za Za, We're Zobbin'" by the Black Eyed Peas.
(upbeat piano music begins)
♪ Za, za, za, za ♪
♪ We're zobbin' ♪
♪ Za, za, za, za ♪ ♪ Zobbin' ♪
♪ Za, za, za, za ♪ ♪ We're zobbin' ♪
♪ I wanna, za, za, za ♪
♪ And then I, za, za, za ♪
♪ And when I, za, za, za ♪ ♪ Yeah, here we go ♪
♪ And then you, za-za-za, we're zobbin' ♪
♪ Tonight's the night we're gonna za, za, za ♪
♪ Don't come in here with all that blah, blah, blah ♪
♪ It's the night for zobbin', zobbin', zobbin' ♪
♪ Not the night for stalkin', walkin', or spins ♪
♪ Tonight's the night ♪
♪ We're gonna za, za, za ♪ ♪ Za, za, za ♪
♪ No coming in ♪
♪ If you are blah, blah, blah ♪
♪ No blah, blah, blah ♪
♪ 'Cause we are zobbin' ♪
♪ Ooh, we are zobbin' ♪
♪ But we are zobbin' ♪ ♪ Za, za, za, za, za, zobbin' ♪
♪ We're zobbin', up ♪ ♪ Here we go ♪
♪ And we can tell if you aren't zobbin' ♪
♪ You're not zobbin' ♪
♪ We can see it in your eyes ♪ ♪ We're watching ♪
♪ And you are not zobbin' ♪
♪ We can tell ♪
♪ If you're not zobbin' ♪ ♪ Please start zobbin' ♪
♪ So don't come in here ♪
♪ With your lies ♪ ♪ We can tell ♪
♪ You are not zobbin' ♪
♪ Come on, we're zobbin', za, za, za ♪
♪ Za, za, we're zobbin' ♪
♪ Za, za, za ♪ ♪ Zobbin' ♪
♪ Za-zobbin' ♪ ♪ Zobbin', za ♪
♪ You know we're zobbin' ♪
♪ You know it, za ♪
(Sam laughs)
- Oh my God!
That could not have ended more climactically.
- Good song?
- There is so much I love about that.
I love nothing more
than, "We can tell if you're not zobbing."
That is the funniest line to go in a song like that.
It's like, "Not only are we zobbing, but, like, wait a sec.
You're not." - You're not zobbing.
- That brings us to the end of our show.
Our winner, this eve,
Zach Reino.
(audience applauds)
Zach, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.
- Oh my gosh.
I lied before. I'll never sell this.
It's mine forever. There's no price on it.
- That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise."
Tune in next time, for more of the game-samer.
I'm Sam Reich,
and that sounds pretty good to me, good night.
(mellow horn music)
(mellow horn music continues)