- [Sam] Tonight, not being able
to figure out a revolving door, it's Zac Oyama!
(exuberant music)
(Zac grunts)
- I'm sorry.
(Zac grunts) (door slams)
- [Sam] A hovering retail employee, it's Lisa Gilroy!
- (knocks on door) How's everything fitting in here?
(Lisa laughs)
This fits perfect. - Thank you.
- [Sam] And getting thrown out of a bar
at three o'clock in the morning, it's Jacquis Neal!
(Jacquis screams)
(Sam laughing)
- I'm okay!
- They're all here to...
- [All] Make! Some! Noise!
(lively exuberant music)
(lively exuberant music continues)
Welcome to "Make Some Noise,"
the game so good we spun it off unchanged.
I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works.
I have here a series of improvisational prompts
our players have a-never seen before.
Isn't that right, players?
- Haven't seen it. - Haven't seen it.
- I've seen a couple. - Excuse me!
- Whoa! (cast laughing)
- They will, to the best of their ability,
fulfill those prompts.
I will award them corresponding points,
and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear,
which definitely does not have a little camera in it.
(Lisa gasps dramatically)
Players, are you ready to rumble?
- Oh, yes, I am. (Lisa growls enthusiastically)
- In our first, a little warm-up round,
an amuse-bouche, if you will.
Zac. - Mm-hmm.
- A monk shares the meaning of life
after 30 years of meditation.
(no audio)
(Zac chuckles all-knowingly)
(Lisa chuckles)
- (inhales gently) Y'all gotta shut the fuck up.
(cast laughing)
Some of y'all are talking a lot. (laughs)
- Mm-hmm.
- And uh, I'm just wondering if you've heard yourself?
(Sam chuckles)
Because... (inhales and exhales deeply)
30 years of peace.
30 years of you yappin' is what I'm hearing.
I don't wanna live with roommates anymore.
(cast laughing)
This is my two weeks' notice.
- [Jacquis] This is my two weeks.
- I love it, Zac.
Honestly, if the monk told me that the meaning of life was,
everybody's gotta shut the fuck up, I think I would buy it.
- I think it's kinda true.
- [Sam] I think it's kinda true, yeah.
- I think that's right.
- But we should make some noise right now.
(cast laughing)
- Let's say a transcendental amount
of points for you, Zachary.
Lisa.
- Daddy.
- (laughs) No, no, no! (crew laughing)
- He explicitly asked me to call him that-
- I did not!
- It says right here, "Sam = Daddy?" I don't know.
- Mine says "Daddy wealth." - Mine says "Zaddy."
Yeah, mine says "Zaddy." (Sam and crew laughing)
- A YouTuber welcomes viewers while losing a lot of blood.
- What's up, y'all? Welcome to my channel.
So we're gonna be doing absolute makeup tutorial
while I'm on my period.
(Sam and crew laughing)
And I bet you didn't didn't see that coming, Sam.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- [Sam] Why am I the antagonist?
(cast and crew laughing)
- Women do this kinda stuff all the time.
I'm losing a lot of blood right now.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- Well, I mean, succinct.
- Touche, right? - Yeah, honestly.
I feel like I'm your antagonist today, and that's fine.
So far you're jumping through-
- But you didn't consider that? Like, that point of view?
- It's so crazy how you didn't even consider it.
- (laughs) So many points for Lisa.
Just a wild amount of points.
This calculator is still going.
Jacquis. - Hi, Zaddy.
- (laughs uproariously) How dare you?
(cast laughing)
A Macho Man screaming in a haunted house.
- Okay. (Jacquis scoffs confidently)
(cast laughing)
Oh!
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh-whoa-oh ♪
(chuckles confidently) There's nothing that can get me.
(Sam laughing)
Oh! Baby, I feel good! (vocalizes)
(Jacquis screams dramatically)
Oh, I feel the Holy Ghost in me! Oh!
- And three beats'll do it. Well done!
I like it a lot.
Yeah, a toxic masculinity of points for you.
- Oh!
- Bringing us back to Zachary.
- Hi.
- One of those "Sunday Reset" videos on TikTok.
- Uh, just important to note.
Just a little, tiny beanie sitting on top.
Frank Ocean playing. (mimics cleaning spray squirting)
Yo. (chuckles)
One shirt, folded. (laughs appreciatively)
I'm single. (Sam cackles)
Vacuuming one spot, (laughs blithely)
that's what a Sunday's about.
I live in a studio apartment by myself,
and let's just say I'm on all the apps.
(Sam and Lisa laughing)
- The sheer authenticity!
- Right, like, I'm not like your average 20-year-old
with roommates and stuff. - Yeah.
- I have a, you know, a calendar.
- Yeah, I have a photo collage above my couch.
Yeah, an adulting amount of points for you.
- Oh, thank you.
- Lisa, um, I really hope as the game moves on
that you and I can find some common ground.
- Oh, Sam! (Sam laughing)
You're literally my closest friend.
- That's weird too.
A female- - A female chimney...
- A female chimney sweep talks about making it
in a male-dominated profession.
- (Cockney accent) Oh please,
can I shove my broom up your chimney, Miss?
I know I'm only little girl on the block doing this.
Some people say me tits are too jumbo to fit up there,
but it's not true, Miss! (Zac and crew laughing)
It's not true, Miss!
I'm starving as the rest of 'em, I am.
Don't let this big old juicy booty fool ya!
(Sam and crew laughing)
I can get ups there with the rest of me slags!
(Sam and Jacquis laughing)
Please, Mum, oh please, I can!
I don't mind getting a bit of soot on me face,
even though me got a bit of blush on. (pats face)
Don't be a hater. Please don't be sexist.
Send me up your chimney all with the restes!
- It rhymed! - Wow.
- That was really great.
A chim chim-in-ey,
chim chim cher-oo amount of points for you.
♪ Or blow me a kiss ♪
♪ Ooh, that's lucky too ♪ (Sam laughing)
- Jacquis. - Yes, sir.
- A dog watches its owners do the nasty for the first time.
(Jacquis panting)
(Jacquis snuffling)
(Jacquis panting)
(Jacquis panting slows)
(Sam laughs)
(Jacquis whines confusedly)
(Sam laughing)
- Aw.
(Sam chuckling)
(Jacquis growls inquisitively)
(Jacquis slams podium)
(Jacquis woofs)
(Jacquis ruffing)
(Jacquis growls in surprise)
(Jacquis whimpers curiously)
(Sam laughing)
- Good job, man.
- (laughs) I think this dog is a little into it.
(Jacquis laughing)
- There was parts he liked and parts he didn't like.
(Jacquis laughing)
- A traumatizing amount of points for you, Jacquis.
Zac. - Mm-hm.
- Be warned: This hibachi chef will pelt an egg at you.
(Zac mimics griddle sizzling)
- Ey! (slapping podium)
(Zac mimics ingredients whooshing through air)
(grunts to throw) I'm just kidding. (grunts)
(Sam laughing)
(Zac mimics egg slicing air with fastball precision)
(Sam and Jacquis laughing)
You signed the waiver. (Sam and crew laughing)
(Zac slapping podium)
(Lisa and Sam laughing)
- Oh no, oh no.
Oh no!
(Zac mimics egg smacking)
- Happy birthday.
(Jacquis laughing) (buzzer blares)
He was scouted but never actually made it to the MLB.
- (laughs) Yeah, let's say
a duck amount of points for you, Zac.
- Oh.
(Sam taps elbows on desk lovingly)
- Jeez! - Lisa.
A dramatic monologue from Tennessee Williams'
Tony Award winning play, "Teeny Tiny Little Poops."
- I drowned those babies in the bathtub.
(Sam chortles) (Zac stifling laughter)
I was outta my head.
You think I wanted my babies gone?
I didn't know how to be a mother.
I took them into that tub. I don't know what I was thinking.
I put their heads in my hands and I pushed them underwater.
And only hours later,
when rising to the top was their teeny little poops.
- Oh, Jesus Christ! (crew laughing)
(Jacquis laughs)
- Did I realize they were gone?
I was outta my head! I thought them poops were raisins!
I ate 'em! (Sam laughing)
Now my babies are gone
and my belly's full of teeny, tiny poops.
I'm sick
and I'm horny.
(Sam laughing)
Thank you.
- Wow. (Zac and Jacquis clapping)
I mean, I'm casting you
in the community theater production for sure.
Yeah, an Obie Award winning amount of points for you.
- I haven't seen any play.
- (laughs) Ever. - Ever.
- Now a peek behind the curtain for those of you at home.
- Hm.
- Jacquis actually helped write prompts for this season-
- Oh, I did. - Of "Make Some Noise."
There were a few that I couldn't resist
feeding right back to you.
- Oh my gosh. Okay. (Lisa gasps excitedly)
- And so this is one of those.
Samuel L. Jackson gets 10 years older every time he curses.
- Excuse me, waitress!
I got a motherfuckin' bug in my (slows) motherfuckin' drink.
(Sam and crew laughing)
Now, how I'm supposed to drink
this (slowing) motherfuckin' drink
(Sam and Zac laughing)
with this (straining) motherfuckin' bug in it, huh?
Now, your ass is gonna tell me somethin'.
- He's getting so small. - Huh?
I got here on a plane with (slows) motherfuckin' snakes!
I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes
(wheezing) on these motherfuckin' planes, motherfucker!
Mother, oh, motherfucker!
- And with the last one (buzzer blares)
he just evaporates into dust. (laughs)
- Your little feet were working overtime behind that podium.
(Jacquis laughing)
He was like... (groans)
(Sam laughing)
- Gosh, sick of all these motherfuckin' points
I gotta give to you.
- Goddamn, I love it. - Sick of it.
(cheerful music)
It's time for our first minigame.
This is a minigame we like to call, Now That's What I Call.
The category is drugs.
- Mm. - Okay.
- How this works, players,
is I am going to give you the name of a location.
You buzz in and tell me the nickname
for drugs in said location.
Make sense? - Yeah.
- Excellent. Your first location up.
An old folks' home.
(bell rings) Zachary.
- I'm outta whippersnappers. You got any?
- Whippersnappers. I like that.
(bell rings) Lisa.
- Toothpaste!
(Sam and crew laughing)
- I'm gonna say that particular point goes to Zac.
- Cool, okay, all right. - As we move on to number two.
Mario's Mushroom Kingdom.
(bell rings) Jacquis.
- Anybody know where I can get some buildings around here?
- Yeah, I see it for sure.
(bell rings) Zachary.
- Let's-a go!
- Let's go! - Let's-a go!
(Jacquis laughing)
Let's-a go!
- I am going to say that that particular one
goes to Zac as well. - Okay.
- [Sam] Tearing into the lead, Zachary.
- Daddy's favorite boy. (giggles)
- Zaddy has a favorite. Zaddy has a favorite!
- Next up, the year 2067.
(bell rings) Zac.
- (mimics device buzzing) Got any flyntenium?
- Transferred only through the mind.
(Zac mimics device buzzing)
It's a digital download.
- Yeah, you kinda have to wait 15 seconds for it to kick in.
- Yeah, that's right. Unless your connection's really slow.
- Yeah, in the future, who knows?
(bell rings) - Jacquis.
- Do you have any heroin? It's called the same thing here.
- (laughs) Why change a classic? Why change a classic?
It's just gonna become a marketing problem if we change it.
(Jacquis chuckling) (bell rings)
Lisa.
- Please, requesting 001-00 doop doop beep boop.
Space bar, space bar, key one zero zero.
Zero, zero, power down. Power on.
CPU, mm, (sniffs) sniff, sniff. Good, good, yum, yum, lick.
Mm, numb face, yum, ooh.
- And that is gonna go to Lisa.
- Mm-hmm. - [Sam] I believe.
- Daddy's new favorite.
- Next up, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
(bell rings) Jacquis.
♪ Oompa Loompa dippity-doo ♪
♪ Where can I find some blue goo ♪
(Sam cackling)
- That's pretty darn good, Jacquis. I like that a lot.
(bell rings) Lisa.
- Charlie, gimme some of that shit
that makes me jump outta bed
with your grandma and your grandpa and your other grandpa!
(cast laughing)
- It's true, we did jump out of bed in a fucking hurry.
- In a flash. - Yeah.
(bell rings) Zac.
- Violet's turning violet! Could I turn violet, please?
Got any more of that violet?
- Was it the Everlasting Gobstopper
that turned Violet violet? - Ooh-ooh, that was.
(bell rings) - Lisa.
- Daddy, I want another pony tranquilizer.
(Sam and crew laughing)
- Great contributions all around.
That point is also gonna go with Lisa.
- Oh, wow. - Next up, Burning Man.
(bell rings) Lisa.
- Hey man, can I get some breakfast?
(Sam laughing and clapping)
- Honestly, yeah.
(bell rings) Jacquis.
- Yeah, man, only after I have some lunch.
- (laughs) I mean, when it works, it works.
- (whispers) Do dinner, do dinner!
(Sam laughing) - Do dinner, do dinner!
(bell rings) - Zac.
- What are you guys doing for dinner?
- Well, I think we gotta credit the source material
and say Lisa runs away with that one, too.
And last but certainly not least, a veterinary office.
(bell rings) Lisa.
- Daddy, I want another pony tranquilizer. Callback.
And here's another one. Oompa Loompa.
And also breakfast, lunch, dinner.
(Sam laughing)
(cheerful instrumental music)
- That brings us to round two
where our players will now test their talents in teams
(laughs) of twos!
Zac! - Yeah!
- And Lisa.
A bride and groom thought it would be romantic
to get married in front of a loud waterfall.
(Jacquis mimics waterfall rushing loudly)
- I got my vows right here.
- Do I have mascara? - Yeah!
- Do I have mascara? - You do!
I wanted to say this to you
while we have a private moment to ourselves.
- Kay.
- Lisa... (mimics wind rushing)
Ever since we met- - Do I have mascara?
- You definitely have mascara. Do I have mascara?
- What? - Do I have mascara?
- You fucked who? - I didn't...
I, I, uh, I think you misheard me.
- What the hell, Brayson?
- [Zac] I'm not...
- But I know you're American and I'm Canadian,
but getting married right in Niagara Falls was so stupid!
- But I thought it was a great intersection of our cultures!
- This the wettest I've been our whole relationship!
(Sam guffawing)
- Say that again?
- This is the wettest I've been our whole relationship!
- Oh! That's hurtful!
- It's a mean sex joke!
- And I'll cut you off there. (buzzer blares)
Thank you for the assist. - Thank you.
- Yeah, an absolutely deafening amount of points
for both of you. - Thank you.
- Lisa and Jacquis.
- Oh.
- This Uber's perks are insane.
- Going to the Hollywood Bowl?
- Yes, and I'm sitting in the front.
- Yeah, absolutely.
I got a massage seat right in the front here for you.
- Ooh! Oh my god!
And there's a little guy sucking on my toes down here.
- Oh yeah. That's Ronny.
Say, what's up, Ronny. Say hi.
- Hi, Ronny. - Yeah, yeah!
Now, if you need some drugs,
I got some drugs in the back flaps.
You wanna listen to any music? - Sure, yeah.
- I got Beyonce in the trunk. - Oh my god.
- Oh, don't. She's alive. - Oh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, but she can sing for you.
- And how do you trigger it?
♪ All my single ladies ♪
(Sam laughing) - That did it!
You don't hear her? ♪ All the single ladies ♪
- Wait, do you have gum?
- Damn!
- And I'll cut you off there! (buzzer blares)
Yeah, a little water amount of points for the both of you.
- Okay.
- Jacquis. - Yes.
- And Zachary. - Okay.
- Oh my goodness, all right. - Okay, here we go.
- Okay, Zac.
- Morpheus tries to explain the Matrix,
but Neo doesn't get it.
- Neo. - Huh?
- The Matrix is a two-system party.
You take the red pill and you get it.
You take the blue pill and you don't.
You are stuck here in this world, and it's all in your mind.
Will you accept these terms and choose a pill?
- Sorry, it's a, a two-party system?
Is that what I'm hearing?
- I can see how this is confusing to you.
- Is this how you normally explain it?
- Yes, this is how- - What happens
if I have one or the other?
- Well, if you have one, you go down to the Matrix
and you see the world for what it is.
If you don't have the other-
- What? (Sam and crew laughing)
Did you write this down anywhere?
Could I just maybe read it?
- I've done this 1,000 times, Neo. I know what I'm doing.
Everybody else got it. (laughs incredulously)
- Okay, yeah. I'm listening.
- All right. - Yeah.
- So if you take one pill- - Uh-huh.
- You go down the Matrix.
If you don't take the other one, you don't.
- What do you mean if I don't take the other one?
What? Can you? - What-
- What happens if you take that pill?
- Neo, are you The One or not?
- I think, I don't know. I guess, maybe I am.
- Maybe you need to see Oracle.
- Yeah, I would love to talk to the Oracle
if they have a better way of saying this.
- I'm right here. (Zac yelps)
So the way it works is, you choose it
and then you see either you're in Matrix and you're,
oh, you go, "Um, absolutely," and here's what I'm seeing
and that's why I'm saying if you don't you won't.
- [Jacquis] You will not.
- I will do this one.
- Not that one. - Oh.
- (laughs) And I'll cut you off there!
There is a right choice and a wrong choice.
- Hang on, guys. - And you made the wrong one.
A revolution, no, a resurrection amount of points.
- Oh! - For all of you.
Zac. - Mm-hmm?
- And Lisa. - [Zac] Okay.
- A "Love Is Blind" contestant is secretly a horse.
(cast laughing)
- Hello? Thomas, are you in there.
(Zac clopping podium) (Sam laughing)
Oh my god, morse code. Do it again.
(Zac clopping podium)
(Zac flutters lips)
Are you masturbating? - [Jacquis] Uh-huh.
(Zac clopping podium)
(Zac flutters lips)
- Okay. Zip.
(Sam laughing)
(Lisa and Zac fluttering lips excitedly)
- Are you a horse? (cast and crew laughing)
(buzzer blares)
- I think I'll cut you off there.
And that is a horse- - It got so real.
- [Lisa] It was a real relationship.
- That reversal was- (laughs) - [Jacquis] It was great.
- Pretty wild!
I don't know about points, but a big carrot for both of you.
- I want a sugar cube.
- Lisa and Jacquis.
- Yes.
- A newswoman's kink
is keeping the weatherman out in a storm.
- So yeah, as you can see, there's a lot of, uh,
weather around here.
You know, there's rain, it's wind.
It is tearing through the town of Ottawa.
They're saying, "Be safe,"
and I'm gonna go do the same, so back to you.
- Just hold your horses there, Patrick.
Thank you so much for reporting from the field.
We're seeing that a little bit of hail is coming in.
(Jacquis grunts) Can you open up
just the tippy top of your collar and let a little in?
- Um... (Sam laughing)
Yeah, uh, yes, you know, I will do this so, you know,
the people at home (grunts) can see just how painful this is
so you can stay in. (Zac mimics hail pelting)
You can see the marks on my chest.
I would really love to go home.
- Of course, Patrick, thank you so much for reporting.
I think myself and the people out there watching
are wondering, what's it, you know, the cold kinda drops,
how's it kinda making the skin
of your nipples feeling there?
(Sam laughing)
- Uh, well, uh, (laughs awkwardly) yeah.
I haven't really thought about my nipples much
because they're really frozen-
- Can you feel your little toes, Patrick?
- I do feel my little toes, especially my pinkie toe.
- Mm-hmm. - It's feeling really painful-
- It's cold, huh? It's cold out there?
- It's real cold, yes. It's very cold.
The rain is wet. It is cold.
I don't feel much of my body anymore.
- You've been out there for hours,
and if you can't feel your body,
hey, come on back to studio and I will.
(Sam and Zac laughing)
- Uh, okay. Uh, yes.
Well, I'm a little bit aways from the studio,
and I have a loving partner at home.
- Oops, this just in. I told the truck to leave without you.
You're gonna walk back in the storm.
- Okay, yeah-
- Hope your pants don't get wet, Patrick.
- Hey, listen, uh, I'm married. (laughs)
- So am I, bitch.
- (laughs) I will cut you off there!
I love that very subdued,
very professional performance, Lisa.
(Jacquis laughing)
Yeah, a edging amount of points
for the both of you, let's say.
Last prompt of round two. Jacquis and Zac.
- [Jacquis] Yes. - Okay.
- The person in the next stall wants a series of favors.
- Is that somebody's feet I see next stall?
- Uh, y-yeah.
- Hey man, I'm outta the stuff you put on the toilet
when you don't wanna sit your ass on it.
You got some over there? - The guard thing?
- Yeah, yeah, man. I'm just hovering over the seat, man.
It don't feel good.
You got somethin'? You got some of that?
- Yeah, I can pass the thing down.
- Thank you so much. - [Zac] It's right here.
- Thank you. Oh, I got it, I got it.
Thank you. Thank you!
Hey, I got another favor to ask of you.
- Mm-hmm?
- Would you mind coming over here
and massaging my neck while I poop?
- [Zac] I'm not gonna do that. (Sam laughs)
- I'm constipated, man, and I need-
- Sorry, massaging your neck makes you poop?
- That don't work for you? Have you tried it?
- I'll try it. (laughs) (Sam laughing)
- You trying it right now? - Oh!
- Can you do a favor? Can you take a video?
- I'm not gonna take a video, man.
- Oh wait, is there somebody else
in the stall in between us?
- I hear someone massaging their neck too.
- Oh!
(Sam cackling)
Is that somebody? Is that feet I see?
- [Zac] I feel like they're- (Lisa clops and whinnies)
- I will cut this scene off there with the callback!
A Port Authority worth of points for the-
- Port Authority? - Let's say three of you.
(cheerful instrumental music)
That brings us to our second minigame.
This is a little game we like to call,
Who Are You Supposed to Be?
Basically, how it works, players,
you go fetch a costume element or two or three,
race back to your podium, hit your buzzer,
and pitch me as if you're someone at my door on Halloween
who you are supposed to be.
- And we're being scored on how many units it would sell?
(Sam laughing)
- And away you go. (lively bright music)
- We all move.
Move! (Sam laughing)
I'm done!
(bell rings) - And Lisa.
- I'm Sam Reich.
(Sam and crew laughing)
(bell rings) - Zachary.
- I'm just returning this.
(Sam and crew laughing) It wasn't for me.
- Do you have a receipt? - I don't. Is that, can I-
- Ooh, sorry. I can give you store credit.
Oh, don't you dare.
I don't know if we have to return it for real.
- Tell me I get the imaginary money back!
- Okay, okay! You get it, you get it!
(bell rings) Jacquis.
- I am the Black person who got cut out of "Midsommar."
- (laughs) Yes!
Jacquis, absolutely! (bell rings)
Zac.
- I'm Gal Fieri.
- (laughs) The Gal Guy Fieri.
- Gal Fieri. (Sam laughing)
(bell rings) - Lisa.
- I'm Sam Reich! (crew laughing)
Oh, yeah!
(Sam cackling)
- [Sam] And Zac. (bell rings)
- I'm Thor as a naturalized citizen.
I have become an American citizen.
- Oh, American Thor!
- I passed my test!
- Congratulations, Thor, yeah! - Thank you!
(bell rings) - Jacquis.
- I'm a white man.
- (laughs) What luscious locks!
- Yes, yes! (laughs)
(bell rings) - Lisa.
- I'm Sam Reich pretending to be Lisa Gilroy for Halloween.
Oh, I'm a woman who does comedy, but we have crabs!
- How dare you!
- This is what women look like to me!
- How dare you!
(bell rings) Zac.
- I'm a secret queen.
- Oh! Oh!
Oh, what?
- Don't tell. (Sam shushes)
- Oh no, Lisa. Oh no.
(bell rings) - Help, I'm Sam Reich's wife!
(Sam laughs) Help!
- And that's a minigame!
- Went exactly how you wanted it to go, right?
- Yeah!
(bombastic instrumental music)
That brings us to round three
where our players will now hold hands
and jump into the abyss together.
- Would you like to hold my hand?
- Psych! (Jacquis laughs awkwardly)
- Zac. - Mm-hmm?
- Lisa, Jacquis. - Ah.
- Christmas carolers who only sing experimental originals.
♪ The idea of Christmas ♪
- The idea is so fucking crazy.
♪ Christmas ♪
- Wait a second, we're taking a tree from nature
and we're putting it inside? ♪ Christmas ♪
♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ - That's fucked!
- What? Jesus was born on December 25th?
♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ - No, he wasn't!
- Ting, ting, ting. Am I an elf or am I a child?
♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ (Sam giggles)
- An old man with a big bushy beard
comes to everyone's house in one night?
♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ - That's fucking weird.
- Except for the other days of December
where you let your child sit on his lap.
(Sam snickers)
♪ The idea of ♪ - That'll be $40.
(buzzer blares) - It's... (laughs)
Certainly a partridge in a pear tree for all three of you.
- Thank you, Santa.
- Daddy Santa. (Sam chortles)
- Next up, an IKEA furniture naming brainstorm.
(Jacquis slapping hands) (Lisa clears throat)
- All right, everybody. All right, everybody.
All right, it's 2023.
We're in the second quarter.
We got a whole catalog to fill up.
- Okay.
- I got some ideas for a new ottoman.
Ready for it? - Yes.
- We're gonna call it Floomplampdoomp.
- (laughs) Floomp! - A Floomplampdoomp?
- Floomplampdoomp. - Perfect, perfect.
I don't have a name for it yet,
but we have this sort of console
that you can hang a lot of clothes in and stuff.
- Right, right.
- It feels like a Flerk, but I don't know if that's like,
we've used that already.
- No, we haven't used Flerk. - We haven't used Flerk.
- But I have the lamp series called Foeuck.
- Foeuck? - Ooh!
- Foeuck.
- I got some other ideas for a new product.
It looks like a plunger, it works like a plunger,
but it's called Pööööööp.
- I love how high it is.
- Yeah, there's the little umlauts over the O's.
- Off the lamps, we have these chandeliers.
I would love some help with that.
- Hm. - Okay, all right.
- [Zac] 'Cause it's a Shirp. - Is it a Shoop?
- Do Shoop. - A Shoop.
♪ Shoop-da-doop ♪
♪ Shoop-pa-doop ♪
♪ Doop-da-doop-da-doop-da-doop ♪
- Yeah, yeah, I like that. - I think that can work.
- I think that works. (buzzer blares)
- I will cut that off once again
just before copyright infringement strikes.
That is my sole duty and purpose here today.
Uh, yeah, a Swedish meatball amount of points
for the three of you. - Hm.
- Last prompt of our game.
- Oh my gosh. - Oh no!
- Say it isn't so. - [Jacquis] Oh my gosh.
- Say it isn't so, daddy!
- Say it is not so, zaddy daddy.
- A talkback with the cast and director
of Tennessee Williams' "Teeny Tiny Little Poops."
- Here today with the group of people who have touched us,
who have inspired us, and have shown us
what creativity really is.
Let's give it up for the cast of "Tiny Little Poops."
(Zac chuckles) (Sam claps politely)
- You know, I just wanna jump in and say
that normally as an actor,
I take inspiration from many things.
And just living in that toilet for as long as I did,
I have to say it changed me for the better.
- Mm-hmm, and it's crazy that our director,
Steven Spielguts, actually was asking us
to do real little poops in the tub.
So when I was in there, when you saw
and it looked like my bottoms were off
and my little butt was in there
and I was squirting out little poops, I really was.
(Sam cackles)
- And I also wanna say, a lot of people think
that we are not, you know, professionals,
and we fake it up there.
We ate all the poop.
Every poop that you saw us eat
digested into our stomach and came out
as food. - As more poop.
- Well, that's amazing.
I head about, you know, a scene that was cut from the movie
that involved sort of a medium-sized poop,
and (laughs) I was just curious...
- Yeah, that shut down production for at least a week.
(Zac and Sam laughing)
- I think I'll cut this off there!
Whatever this absolutely off-the-rails thing is.
- You called it "Teeny Tiny Little Poops."
- I know. - You called it that, Sam.
- It's all my fault.
A standing O amount of points for the three of you.
That brings us to the end of our show.
Our winner this eve..
(receipt paper snaps) - [Jacquis] Hmm!
- Lisa Gilroy. (upbeat congratulatory music)
Lisa, you are the recipient
of a second Golden Ear.
- My daddy. - (laughs) Oh!
- Thank you!
- That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise."
Tune in next time for more of the game samer.
I am Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.
Good night.
(upbeat congratulatory music continues)
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