1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,650 - [Sam] Tonight, not being able 2 00:00:01,650 --> 00:00:05,272 to figure out a revolving door, it's Zac Oyama! 3 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:06,821 (exuberant music) 4 00:00:06,821 --> 00:00:07,950 (Zac grunts) 5 00:00:07,950 --> 00:00:09,419 - I'm sorry. 6 00:00:09,419 --> 00:00:10,470 (Zac grunts) (door slams) 7 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:13,563 - [Sam] A hovering retail employee, it's Lisa Gilroy! 8 00:00:13,563 --> 00:00:16,047 - (knocks on door) How's everything fitting in here? 9 00:00:16,047 --> 00:00:17,250 (Lisa laughs) 10 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:18,808 This fits perfect. - Thank you. 11 00:00:18,808 --> 00:00:20,760 - [Sam] And getting thrown out of a bar 12 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,515 at three o'clock in the morning, it's Jacquis Neal! 13 00:00:23,515 --> 00:00:25,792 (Jacquis screams) 14 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:26,835 (Sam laughing) 15 00:00:26,835 --> 00:00:28,020 - I'm okay! 16 00:00:28,020 --> 00:00:30,485 - They're all here to... 17 00:00:30,485 --> 00:00:35,485 - [All] Make! Some! Noise! 18 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,994 (lively exuberant music) 19 00:00:43,813 --> 00:00:46,590 (lively exuberant music continues) 20 00:00:46,590 --> 00:00:48,360 Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 21 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,150 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 22 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:53,070 I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works. 23 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:56,340 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 24 00:00:56,340 --> 00:01:00,180 our players have a-never seen before. 25 00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:02,010 Isn't that right, players? 26 00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:03,090 - Haven't seen it. - Haven't seen it. 27 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:04,590 - I've seen a couple. - Excuse me! 28 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:05,430 - Whoa! (cast laughing) 29 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:07,560 - They will, to the best of their ability, 30 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:08,730 fulfill those prompts. 31 00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:10,440 I will award them corresponding points, 32 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,560 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear, 33 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:17,026 which definitely does not have a little camera in it. 34 00:01:17,026 --> 00:01:17,859 (Lisa gasps dramatically) 35 00:01:17,859 --> 00:01:19,350 Players, are you ready to rumble? 36 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:21,090 - Oh, yes, I am. (Lisa growls enthusiastically) 37 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:24,150 - In our first, a little warm-up round, 38 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,700 an amuse-bouche, if you will. 39 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,140 Zac. - Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:31,350 - A monk shares the meaning of life 41 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:35,043 after 30 years of meditation. 42 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:42,557 (no audio) 43 00:01:42,557 --> 00:01:43,514 (Zac chuckles all-knowingly) 44 00:01:43,514 --> 00:01:45,348 (Lisa chuckles) 45 00:01:45,348 --> 00:01:47,627 - (inhales gently) Y'all gotta shut the fuck up. 46 00:01:47,627 --> 00:01:49,410 (cast laughing) 47 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:52,050 Some of y'all are talking a lot. (laughs) 48 00:01:52,050 --> 00:01:53,310 - Mm-hmm. 49 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:56,726 - And uh, I'm just wondering if you've heard yourself? 50 00:01:56,726 --> 00:01:57,570 (Sam chuckles) 51 00:01:57,570 --> 00:02:01,020 Because... (inhales and exhales deeply) 52 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,460 30 years of peace. 53 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:05,280 30 years of you yappin' is what I'm hearing. 54 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,740 I don't wanna live with roommates anymore. 55 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:09,990 (cast laughing) 56 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:12,524 This is my two weeks' notice. 57 00:02:12,524 --> 00:02:14,580 - [Jacquis] This is my two weeks. 58 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:15,413 - I love it, Zac. 59 00:02:15,413 --> 00:02:17,700 Honestly, if the monk told me that the meaning of life was, 60 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,070 everybody's gotta shut the fuck up, I think I would buy it. 61 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:21,210 - I think it's kinda true. 62 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:22,043 - [Sam] I think it's kinda true, yeah. 63 00:02:22,043 --> 00:02:22,876 - I think that's right. 64 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,028 - But we should make some noise right now. 65 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:25,890 (cast laughing) 66 00:02:25,890 --> 00:02:28,200 - Let's say a transcendental amount 67 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:29,580 of points for you, Zachary. 68 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:30,660 Lisa. 69 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:31,493 - Daddy. 70 00:02:31,493 --> 00:02:34,335 - (laughs) No, no, no! (crew laughing) 71 00:02:34,335 --> 00:02:36,600 - He explicitly asked me to call him that- 72 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,430 - I did not! 73 00:02:38,430 --> 00:02:41,220 - It says right here, "Sam = Daddy?" I don't know. 74 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,384 - Mine says "Daddy wealth." - Mine says "Zaddy." 75 00:02:42,384 --> 00:02:44,892 Yeah, mine says "Zaddy." (Sam and crew laughing) 76 00:02:44,892 --> 00:02:49,892 - A YouTuber welcomes viewers while losing a lot of blood. 77 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,910 - What's up, y'all? Welcome to my channel. 78 00:02:52,910 --> 00:02:54,930 So we're gonna be doing absolute makeup tutorial 79 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:56,909 while I'm on my period. 80 00:02:56,909 --> 00:02:59,220 (Sam and crew laughing) 81 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,583 And I bet you didn't didn't see that coming, Sam. 82 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:04,140 (Sam and crew laughing) 83 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,518 - [Sam] Why am I the antagonist? 84 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:09,000 (cast and crew laughing) 85 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,610 - Women do this kinda stuff all the time. 86 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,249 I'm losing a lot of blood right now. 87 00:03:13,249 --> 00:03:14,970 (Sam and crew laughing) 88 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:16,380 - Well, I mean, succinct. 89 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:17,897 - Touche, right? - Yeah, honestly. 90 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:22,050 I feel like I'm your antagonist today, and that's fine. 91 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:23,190 So far you're jumping through- 92 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:25,380 - But you didn't consider that? Like, that point of view? 93 00:03:25,380 --> 00:03:27,891 - It's so crazy how you didn't even consider it. 94 00:03:27,891 --> 00:03:31,047 - (laughs) So many points for Lisa. 95 00:03:31,047 --> 00:03:33,960 Just a wild amount of points. 96 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,003 This calculator is still going. 97 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,586 Jacquis. - Hi, Zaddy. 98 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:41,732 - (laughs uproariously) How dare you? 99 00:03:41,732 --> 00:03:43,230 (cast laughing) 100 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:47,285 A Macho Man screaming in a haunted house. 101 00:03:47,285 --> 00:03:49,096 - Okay. (Jacquis scoffs confidently) 102 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:52,316 (cast laughing) 103 00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:53,149 Oh! 104 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:55,187 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 105 00:03:55,187 --> 00:03:56,904 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-whoa-oh ♪ 106 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,448 (chuckles confidently) There's nothing that can get me. 107 00:03:58,448 --> 00:03:59,789 (Sam laughing) 108 00:03:59,789 --> 00:04:04,787 Oh! Baby, I feel good! (vocalizes) 109 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,477 (Jacquis screams dramatically) 110 00:04:06,477 --> 00:04:10,237 Oh, I feel the Holy Ghost in me! Oh! 111 00:04:10,237 --> 00:04:13,310 - And three beats'll do it. Well done! 112 00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:14,370 I like it a lot. 113 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:17,310 Yeah, a toxic masculinity of points for you. 114 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:18,143 - Oh! 115 00:04:18,143 --> 00:04:20,580 - Bringing us back to Zachary. 116 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:21,413 - Hi. 117 00:04:21,413 --> 00:04:26,413 - One of those "Sunday Reset" videos on TikTok. 118 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,410 - Uh, just important to note. 119 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:31,710 Just a little, tiny beanie sitting on top. 120 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:35,520 Frank Ocean playing. (mimics cleaning spray squirting) 121 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,170 Yo. (chuckles) 122 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:40,050 One shirt, folded. (laughs appreciatively) 123 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:42,750 I'm single. (Sam cackles) 124 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,880 Vacuuming one spot, (laughs blithely) 125 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,330 that's what a Sunday's about. 126 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,260 I live in a studio apartment by myself, 127 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:52,529 and let's just say I'm on all the apps. 128 00:04:52,529 --> 00:04:53,490 (Sam and Lisa laughing) 129 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:55,440 - The sheer authenticity! 130 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,110 - Right, like, I'm not like your average 20-year-old 131 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,880 with roommates and stuff. - Yeah. 132 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,220 - I have a, you know, a calendar. 133 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:05,340 - Yeah, I have a photo collage above my couch. 134 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:07,050 Yeah, an adulting amount of points for you. 135 00:05:07,050 --> 00:05:08,310 - Oh, thank you. 136 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:11,100 - Lisa, um, I really hope as the game moves on 137 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,724 that you and I can find some common ground. 138 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:15,463 - Oh, Sam! (Sam laughing) 139 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:16,860 You're literally my closest friend. 140 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,093 - That's weird too. 141 00:05:19,260 --> 00:05:21,990 A female- - A female chimney... 142 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:25,200 - A female chimney sweep talks about making it 143 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,341 in a male-dominated profession. 144 00:05:28,341 --> 00:05:29,482 - (Cockney accent) Oh please, 145 00:05:29,482 --> 00:05:31,633 can I shove my broom up your chimney, Miss? 146 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:35,730 I know I'm only little girl on the block doing this. 147 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:39,060 Some people say me tits are too jumbo to fit up there, 148 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,950 but it's not true, Miss! (Zac and crew laughing) 149 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:42,390 It's not true, Miss! 150 00:05:42,390 --> 00:05:44,737 I'm starving as the rest of 'em, I am. 151 00:05:44,737 --> 00:05:47,663 Don't let this big old juicy booty fool ya! 152 00:05:47,663 --> 00:05:48,496 (Sam and crew laughing) 153 00:05:48,496 --> 00:05:51,191 I can get ups there with the rest of me slags! 154 00:05:51,191 --> 00:05:52,440 (Sam and Jacquis laughing) 155 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,387 Please, Mum, oh please, I can! 156 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:57,180 I don't mind getting a bit of soot on me face, 157 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:59,160 even though me got a bit of blush on. (pats face) 158 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,650 Don't be a hater. Please don't be sexist. 159 00:06:01,650 --> 00:06:04,976 Send me up your chimney all with the restes! 160 00:06:04,976 --> 00:06:07,053 - It rhymed! - Wow. 161 00:06:07,053 --> 00:06:08,490 - That was really great. 162 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:10,197 A chim chim-in-ey, 163 00:06:10,197 --> 00:06:11,949 chim chim cher-oo amount of points for you. 164 00:06:11,949 --> 00:06:13,772 ♪ Or blow me a kiss ♪ 165 00:06:13,772 --> 00:06:18,150 ♪ Ooh, that's lucky too ♪ (Sam laughing) 166 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:19,860 - Jacquis. - Yes, sir. 167 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:24,859 - A dog watches its owners do the nasty for the first time. 168 00:06:24,859 --> 00:06:27,000 - A dog watches its owners do the nasty for the first time. 169 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,111 (Jacquis panting) 170 00:06:29,111 --> 00:06:29,944 (Jacquis snuffling) 171 00:06:29,944 --> 00:06:32,422 (Jacquis panting) 172 00:06:32,422 --> 00:06:34,072 (Jacquis panting slows) 173 00:06:34,072 --> 00:06:36,213 (Sam laughs) 174 00:06:36,213 --> 00:06:37,747 (Jacquis whines confusedly) 175 00:06:37,747 --> 00:06:38,889 (Sam laughing) 176 00:06:38,889 --> 00:06:40,662 - Aw. 177 00:06:40,662 --> 00:06:42,594 (Sam chuckling) 178 00:06:42,594 --> 00:06:45,305 (Jacquis growls inquisitively) 179 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,620 (Jacquis slams podium) 180 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:48,112 (Jacquis woofs) 181 00:06:48,112 --> 00:06:49,003 (Jacquis ruffing) 182 00:06:49,003 --> 00:06:51,048 (Jacquis growls in surprise) 183 00:06:51,048 --> 00:06:52,093 (Jacquis whimpers curiously) 184 00:06:52,093 --> 00:06:54,780 (Sam laughing) 185 00:06:54,780 --> 00:06:55,801 - Good job, man. 186 00:06:55,801 --> 00:07:00,399 - (laughs) I think this dog is a little into it. 187 00:07:00,399 --> 00:07:01,232 (Jacquis laughing) 188 00:07:01,232 --> 00:07:03,695 - There was parts he liked and parts he didn't like. 189 00:07:03,695 --> 00:07:05,190 (Jacquis laughing) 190 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:08,250 - A traumatizing amount of points for you, Jacquis. 191 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,210 Zac. - Mm-hm. 192 00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:13,968 - Be warned: This hibachi chef will pelt an egg at you. 193 00:07:13,968 --> 00:07:15,911 (Zac mimics griddle sizzling) 194 00:07:15,911 --> 00:07:20,312 - Ey! (slapping podium) 195 00:07:20,312 --> 00:07:21,700 (Zac mimics ingredients whooshing through air) 196 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,748 (grunts to throw) I'm just kidding. (grunts) 197 00:07:23,748 --> 00:07:25,264 (Sam laughing) 198 00:07:25,264 --> 00:07:27,224 (Zac mimics egg slicing air with fastball precision) 199 00:07:27,224 --> 00:07:30,780 (Sam and Jacquis laughing) 200 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:33,248 You signed the waiver. (Sam and crew laughing) 201 00:07:33,248 --> 00:07:37,018 (Zac slapping podium) 202 00:07:37,018 --> 00:07:37,851 (Lisa and Sam laughing) 203 00:07:37,851 --> 00:07:39,516 - Oh no, oh no. 204 00:07:39,516 --> 00:07:40,349 Oh no! 205 00:07:41,465 --> 00:07:43,590 (Zac mimics egg smacking) 206 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:44,553 - Happy birthday. 207 00:07:44,553 --> 00:07:45,480 (Jacquis laughing) (buzzer blares) 208 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,669 He was scouted but never actually made it to the MLB. 209 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:52,620 - (laughs) Yeah, let's say 210 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,270 a duck amount of points for you, Zac. 211 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,109 - Oh. 212 00:07:55,109 --> 00:07:56,070 (Sam taps elbows on desk lovingly) 213 00:07:56,070 --> 00:07:57,780 - Jeez! - Lisa. 214 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:01,140 A dramatic monologue from Tennessee Williams' 215 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:05,670 Tony Award winning play, "Teeny Tiny Little Poops." 216 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:08,149 - I drowned those babies in the bathtub. 217 00:08:08,149 --> 00:08:10,500 (Sam chortles) (Zac stifling laughter) 218 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,570 I was outta my head. 219 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:14,553 You think I wanted my babies gone? 220 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,613 I didn't know how to be a mother. 221 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,570 I took them into that tub. I don't know what I was thinking. 222 00:08:21,570 --> 00:08:25,413 I put their heads in my hands and I pushed them underwater. 223 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:29,490 And only hours later, 224 00:08:29,490 --> 00:08:33,030 when rising to the top was their teeny little poops. 225 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:35,301 - Oh, Jesus Christ! (crew laughing) 226 00:08:35,301 --> 00:08:36,297 (Jacquis laughs) 227 00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:38,133 - Did I realize they were gone? 228 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:42,450 I was outta my head! I thought them poops were raisins! 229 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:44,397 I ate 'em! (Sam laughing) 230 00:08:44,397 --> 00:08:45,660 Now my babies are gone 231 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:47,710 and my belly's full of teeny, tiny poops. 232 00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:49,973 I'm sick 233 00:08:51,056 --> 00:08:52,375 and I'm horny. 234 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,762 (Sam laughing) 235 00:08:54,762 --> 00:08:55,939 Thank you. 236 00:08:55,939 --> 00:08:59,047 - Wow. (Zac and Jacquis clapping) 237 00:08:59,047 --> 00:09:00,290 I mean, I'm casting you 238 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,670 in the community theater production for sure. 239 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:04,560 Yeah, an Obie Award winning amount of points for you. 240 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,794 - I haven't seen any play. 241 00:09:05,794 --> 00:09:07,500 - (laughs) Ever. - Ever. 242 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,990 - Now a peek behind the curtain for those of you at home. 243 00:09:09,990 --> 00:09:10,823 - Hm. 244 00:09:10,823 --> 00:09:12,960 - Jacquis actually helped write prompts for this season- 245 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,310 - Oh, I did. - Of "Make Some Noise." 246 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:16,320 There were a few that I couldn't resist 247 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,725 feeding right back to you. 248 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,037 - Oh my gosh. Okay. (Lisa gasps excitedly) 249 00:09:19,037 --> 00:09:21,240 - And so this is one of those. 250 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:26,238 Samuel L. Jackson gets 10 years older every time he curses. 251 00:09:26,238 --> 00:09:28,080 Samuel L. Jackson gets 10 years older every time he curses. 252 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,790 - Excuse me, waitress! 253 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:33,768 I got a motherfuckin' bug in my (slows) motherfuckin' drink. 254 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:35,160 (Sam and crew laughing) 255 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,495 Now, how I'm supposed to drink 256 00:09:36,495 --> 00:09:39,516 this (slowing) motherfuckin' drink 257 00:09:39,516 --> 00:09:40,349 (Sam and Zac laughing) 258 00:09:40,349 --> 00:09:45,060 with this (straining) motherfuckin' bug in it, huh? 259 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:48,360 Now, your ass is gonna tell me somethin'. 260 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,483 - He's getting so small. - Huh? 261 00:09:49,483 --> 00:09:54,483 I got here on a plane with (slows) motherfuckin' snakes! 262 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:59,121 I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes 263 00:09:59,121 --> 00:10:04,121 (wheezing) on these motherfuckin' planes, motherfucker! 264 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,317 (wheezing) on these motherfuckin' planes, motherfucker! 265 00:10:05,317 --> 00:10:07,590 Mother, oh, motherfucker! 266 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:09,030 - And with the last one (buzzer blares) 267 00:10:09,030 --> 00:10:13,170 he just evaporates into dust. (laughs) 268 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:15,310 - Your little feet were working overtime behind that podium. 269 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,143 (Jacquis laughing) 270 00:10:16,143 --> 00:10:18,300 He was like... (groans) 271 00:10:19,209 --> 00:10:20,250 (Sam laughing) 272 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,350 - Gosh, sick of all these motherfuckin' points 273 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:23,205 I gotta give to you. 274 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,649 - Goddamn, I love it. - Sick of it. 275 00:10:24,649 --> 00:10:26,010 (cheerful music) 276 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:29,580 It's time for our first minigame. 277 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:34,410 This is a minigame we like to call, Now That's What I Call. 278 00:10:34,410 --> 00:10:37,373 The category is drugs. 279 00:10:37,373 --> 00:10:38,206 - Mm. - Okay. 280 00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:39,660 - How this works, players, 281 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:43,740 is I am going to give you the name of a location. 282 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:47,460 You buzz in and tell me the nickname 283 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,430 for drugs in said location. 284 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:51,600 Make sense? - Yeah. 285 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,370 - Excellent. Your first location up. 286 00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:55,854 An old folks' home. 287 00:10:55,854 --> 00:10:56,968 (bell rings) Zachary. 288 00:10:56,968 --> 00:10:59,640 - I'm outta whippersnappers. You got any? 289 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,056 - Whippersnappers. I like that. 290 00:11:02,056 --> 00:11:03,334 (bell rings) Lisa. 291 00:11:03,334 --> 00:11:05,473 - Toothpaste! 292 00:11:05,473 --> 00:11:08,287 (Sam and crew laughing) 293 00:11:08,287 --> 00:11:12,723 - I'm gonna say that particular point goes to Zac. 294 00:11:12,723 --> 00:11:16,020 - Cool, okay, all right. - As we move on to number two. 295 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:20,081 Mario's Mushroom Kingdom. 296 00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:21,240 (bell rings) Jacquis. 297 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,670 - Anybody know where I can get some buildings around here? 298 00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:26,426 - Yeah, I see it for sure. 299 00:11:26,426 --> 00:11:27,717 (bell rings) Zachary. 300 00:11:27,717 --> 00:11:29,309 - Let's-a go! 301 00:11:29,309 --> 00:11:31,287 - Let's go! - Let's-a go! 302 00:11:31,287 --> 00:11:32,245 (Jacquis laughing) 303 00:11:32,245 --> 00:11:34,161 Let's-a go! 304 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:37,410 - I am going to say that that particular one 305 00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:40,170 goes to Zac as well. - Okay. 306 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,003 - [Sam] Tearing into the lead, Zachary. 307 00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:42,565 - Daddy's favorite boy. (giggles) 308 00:11:42,565 --> 00:11:46,530 - Zaddy has a favorite. Zaddy has a favorite! 309 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:50,684 - Next up, the year 2067. 310 00:11:50,684 --> 00:11:52,038 (bell rings) Zac. 311 00:11:52,038 --> 00:11:55,110 - (mimics device buzzing) Got any flyntenium? 312 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:58,071 - Transferred only through the mind. 313 00:11:58,071 --> 00:11:58,904 (Zac mimics device buzzing) 314 00:11:58,904 --> 00:12:00,540 It's a digital download. 315 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:03,840 - Yeah, you kinda have to wait 15 seconds for it to kick in. 316 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,060 - Yeah, that's right. Unless your connection's really slow. 317 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,607 - Yeah, in the future, who knows? 318 00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:08,640 (bell rings) - Jacquis. 319 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:13,492 - Do you have any heroin? It's called the same thing here. 320 00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:16,890 - (laughs) Why change a classic? Why change a classic? 321 00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:19,365 It's just gonna become a marketing problem if we change it. 322 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:20,198 (Jacquis chuckling) (bell rings) 323 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,031 Lisa. 324 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,630 - Please, requesting 001-00 doop doop beep boop. 325 00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:26,790 Space bar, space bar, key one zero zero. 326 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,560 Zero, zero, power down. Power on. 327 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,830 CPU, mm, (sniffs) sniff, sniff. Good, good, yum, yum, lick. 328 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,639 Mm, numb face, yum, ooh. 329 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:37,290 - And that is gonna go to Lisa. 330 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,000 - Mm-hmm. - [Sam] I believe. 331 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:39,930 - Daddy's new favorite. 332 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:44,616 - Next up, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. 333 00:12:44,616 --> 00:12:46,050 (bell rings) Jacquis. 334 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:50,180 ♪ Oompa Loompa dippity-doo ♪ 335 00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:53,907 ♪ Where can I find some blue goo ♪ 336 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,010 (Sam cackling) 337 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:59,568 - That's pretty darn good, Jacquis. I like that a lot. 338 00:12:59,568 --> 00:13:00,401 (bell rings) Lisa. 339 00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:02,640 - Charlie, gimme some of that shit 340 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,870 that makes me jump outta bed 341 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,805 with your grandma and your grandpa and your other grandpa! 342 00:13:05,805 --> 00:13:07,410 (cast laughing) 343 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,810 - It's true, we did jump out of bed in a fucking hurry. 344 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:11,786 - In a flash. - Yeah. 345 00:13:11,786 --> 00:13:12,756 (bell rings) Zac. 346 00:13:12,756 --> 00:13:17,756 - Violet's turning violet! Could I turn violet, please? 347 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,470 Got any more of that violet? 348 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,090 - Was it the Everlasting Gobstopper 349 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:22,521 that turned Violet violet? - Ooh-ooh, that was. 350 00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:23,850 (bell rings) - Lisa. 351 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:26,636 - Daddy, I want another pony tranquilizer. 352 00:13:26,636 --> 00:13:29,280 (Sam and crew laughing) 353 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,320 - Great contributions all around. 354 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,840 That point is also gonna go with Lisa. 355 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,461 - Oh, wow. - Next up, Burning Man. 356 00:13:37,461 --> 00:13:38,294 (bell rings) Lisa. 357 00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,494 - Hey man, can I get some breakfast? 358 00:13:40,494 --> 00:13:43,230 (Sam laughing and clapping) 359 00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,178 - Honestly, yeah. 360 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:46,011 (bell rings) Jacquis. 361 00:13:46,011 --> 00:13:48,703 - Yeah, man, only after I have some lunch. 362 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,359 - (laughs) I mean, when it works, it works. 363 00:13:51,359 --> 00:13:52,526 - (whispers) Do dinner, do dinner! 364 00:13:52,526 --> 00:13:54,269 (Sam laughing) - Do dinner, do dinner! 365 00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:55,920 (bell rings) - Zac. 366 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,990 - What are you guys doing for dinner? 367 00:13:57,990 --> 00:14:02,400 - Well, I think we gotta credit the source material 368 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:06,330 and say Lisa runs away with that one, too. 369 00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:11,330 And last but certainly not least, a veterinary office. 370 00:14:11,871 --> 00:14:13,050 (bell rings) Lisa. 371 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,660 - Daddy, I want another pony tranquilizer. Callback. 372 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,980 And here's another one. Oompa Loompa. 373 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,231 And also breakfast, lunch, dinner. 374 00:14:19,231 --> 00:14:20,331 (Sam laughing) 375 00:14:20,331 --> 00:14:23,310 (cheerful instrumental music) 376 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,310 - That brings us to round two 377 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:30,640 where our players will now test their talents in teams 378 00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:34,173 (laughs) of twos! 379 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,110 Zac! - Yeah! 380 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,030 - And Lisa. 381 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:41,880 A bride and groom thought it would be romantic 382 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:46,880 to get married in front of a loud waterfall. 383 00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:48,210 (Jacquis mimics waterfall rushing loudly) 384 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,235 - I got my vows right here. 385 00:14:49,235 --> 00:14:50,636 - Do I have mascara? - Yeah! 386 00:14:50,636 --> 00:14:52,290 - Do I have mascara? - You do! 387 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,820 I wanted to say this to you 388 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:56,100 while we have a private moment to ourselves. 389 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,210 - Kay. 390 00:14:57,210 --> 00:15:00,540 - Lisa... (mimics wind rushing) 391 00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:02,610 Ever since we met- - Do I have mascara? 392 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,550 - You definitely have mascara. Do I have mascara? 393 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:07,800 - What? - Do I have mascara? 394 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,912 - You fucked who? - I didn't... 395 00:15:09,912 --> 00:15:12,090 I, I, uh, I think you misheard me. 396 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:15,009 - What the hell, Brayson? 397 00:15:15,009 --> 00:15:15,842 - [Zac] I'm not... 398 00:15:15,842 --> 00:15:17,730 - But I know you're American and I'm Canadian, 399 00:15:17,730 --> 00:15:20,862 but getting married right in Niagara Falls was so stupid! 400 00:15:20,862 --> 00:15:24,570 - But I thought it was a great intersection of our cultures! 401 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,917 - This the wettest I've been our whole relationship! 402 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:27,750 (Sam guffawing) 403 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,950 - Say that again? 404 00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:31,544 - This is the wettest I've been our whole relationship! 405 00:15:31,544 --> 00:15:32,818 - Oh! That's hurtful! 406 00:15:32,818 --> 00:15:34,673 - It's a mean sex joke! 407 00:15:34,673 --> 00:15:36,765 - And I'll cut you off there. (buzzer blares) 408 00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:37,853 Thank you for the assist. - Thank you. 409 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,220 - Yeah, an absolutely deafening amount of points 410 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,840 for both of you. - Thank you. 411 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,947 - Lisa and Jacquis. 412 00:15:44,947 --> 00:15:45,810 - Oh. 413 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:50,580 - This Uber's perks are insane. 414 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,170 - Going to the Hollywood Bowl? 415 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:53,520 - Yes, and I'm sitting in the front. 416 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,900 - Yeah, absolutely. 417 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:57,392 I got a massage seat right in the front here for you. 418 00:15:57,392 --> 00:15:58,740 - Ooh! Oh my god! 419 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,410 And there's a little guy sucking on my toes down here. 420 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:02,070 - Oh yeah. That's Ronny. 421 00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:02,940 Say, what's up, Ronny. Say hi. 422 00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,490 - Hi, Ronny. - Yeah, yeah! 423 00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:07,440 Now, if you need some drugs, 424 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,270 I got some drugs in the back flaps. 425 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:11,310 You wanna listen to any music? - Sure, yeah. 426 00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:13,590 - I got Beyonce in the trunk. - Oh my god. 427 00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:14,910 - Oh, don't. She's alive. - Oh. 428 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:15,970 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but she can sing for you. 429 00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,887 - And how do you trigger it? 430 00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:18,957 ♪ All my single ladies ♪ 431 00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,182 (Sam laughing) - That did it! 432 00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:21,635 You don't hear her? ♪ All the single ladies ♪ 433 00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:23,993 ♪ All the single ladies ♪ - Wait, do you have gum? 434 00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:24,967 - Damn! 435 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:28,410 - And I'll cut you off there! (buzzer blares) 436 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:31,590 Yeah, a little water amount of points for the both of you. 437 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,685 - Okay. 438 00:16:32,685 --> 00:16:33,778 - Jacquis. - Yes. 439 00:16:33,778 --> 00:16:35,306 - And Zachary. - Okay. 440 00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:37,007 - Oh my goodness, all right. - Okay, here we go. 441 00:16:37,007 --> 00:16:37,840 - Okay, Zac. 442 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,890 - Morpheus tries to explain the Matrix, 443 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:43,563 but Neo doesn't get it. 444 00:16:44,490 --> 00:16:45,900 - Neo. - Huh? 445 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,900 - The Matrix is a two-system party. 446 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:51,660 You take the red pill and you get it. 447 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,430 You take the blue pill and you don't. 448 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:57,033 You are stuck here in this world, and it's all in your mind. 449 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,100 Will you accept these terms and choose a pill? 450 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:05,040 - Sorry, it's a, a two-party system? 451 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:05,910 Is that what I'm hearing? 452 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:08,010 - I can see how this is confusing to you. 453 00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:10,710 - Is this how you normally explain it? 454 00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:11,730 - Yes, this is how- - What happens 455 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,200 if I have one or the other? 456 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,110 - Well, if you have one, you go down to the Matrix 457 00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,300 and you see the world for what it is. 458 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,130 If you don't have the other- 459 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:23,580 - What? (Sam and crew laughing) 460 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:24,960 Did you write this down anywhere? 461 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,370 Could I just maybe read it? 462 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:29,490 - I've done this 1,000 times, Neo. I know what I'm doing. 463 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:31,560 Everybody else got it. (laughs incredulously) 464 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,820 - Okay, yeah. I'm listening. 465 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:33,653 - All right. - Yeah. 466 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,370 - So if you take one pill- - Uh-huh. 467 00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,870 - You go down the Matrix. 468 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:39,000 If you don't take the other one, you don't. 469 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,975 - What do you mean if I don't take the other one? 470 00:17:40,975 --> 00:17:41,808 What? Can you? - What- 471 00:17:41,808 --> 00:17:42,900 - What happens if you take that pill? 472 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,803 - Neo, are you The One or not? 473 00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:47,040 - I think, I don't know. I guess, maybe I am. 474 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,780 - Maybe you need to see Oracle. 475 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,430 - Yeah, I would love to talk to the Oracle 476 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,590 if they have a better way of saying this. 477 00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:54,030 - I'm right here. (Zac yelps) 478 00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,860 So the way it works is, you choose it 479 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:57,990 and then you see either you're in Matrix and you're, 480 00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,930 oh, you go, "Um, absolutely," and here's what I'm seeing 481 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:04,020 and that's why I'm saying if you don't you won't. 482 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,070 - [Jacquis] You will not. 483 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:06,720 - I will do this one. 484 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,093 - Not that one. - Oh. 485 00:18:08,093 --> 00:18:11,133 - (laughs) And I'll cut you off there! 486 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:15,677 There is a right choice and a wrong choice. 487 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,360 - Hang on, guys. - And you made the wrong one. 488 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,669 A revolution, no, a resurrection amount of points. 489 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:24,510 - Oh! - For all of you. 490 00:18:24,510 --> 00:18:25,560 Zac. - Mm-hmm? 491 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,540 - And Lisa. - [Zac] Okay. 492 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:32,540 - A "Love Is Blind" contestant is secretly a horse. 493 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,610 (cast laughing) 494 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:38,403 - Hello? Thomas, are you in there. 495 00:18:40,214 --> 00:18:42,210 (Zac clopping podium) (Sam laughing) 496 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:45,731 Oh my god, morse code. Do it again. 497 00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:49,650 (Zac clopping podium) 498 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,540 (Zac flutters lips) 499 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:54,280 Are you masturbating? - [Jacquis] Uh-huh. 500 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,301 (Zac clopping podium) 501 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,030 (Zac flutters lips) 502 00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,436 - Okay. Zip. 503 00:18:58,436 --> 00:19:00,989 (Sam laughing) 504 00:19:00,989 --> 00:19:05,989 (Lisa and Zac fluttering lips excitedly) 505 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:10,251 - Are you a horse? (cast and crew laughing) 506 00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:11,100 (buzzer blares) 507 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,900 - I think I'll cut you off there. 508 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,111 And that is a horse- - It got so real. 509 00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:15,944 - It got so real. 510 00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:17,520 - [Lisa] It was a real relationship. 511 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,380 - That reversal was- (laughs) - [Jacquis] It was great. 512 00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,760 - Pretty wild! 513 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,907 I don't know about points, but a big carrot for both of you. 514 00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:24,480 - I want a sugar cube. 515 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,392 - Lisa and Jacquis. 516 00:19:26,392 --> 00:19:27,359 - Yes. 517 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:29,730 - A newswoman's kink 518 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:34,730 is keeping the weatherman out in a storm. 519 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:37,890 - So yeah, as you can see, there's a lot of, uh, 520 00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:39,120 weather around here. 521 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,610 You know, there's rain, it's wind. 522 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:44,880 It is tearing through the town of Ottawa. 523 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:45,780 They're saying, "Be safe," 524 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:47,880 and I'm gonna go do the same, so back to you. 525 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,320 - Just hold your horses there, Patrick. 526 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,030 Thank you so much for reporting from the field. 527 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:53,375 We're seeing that a little bit of hail is coming in. 528 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:54,208 (Jacquis grunts) Can you open up 529 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,370 just the tippy top of your collar and let a little in? 530 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,530 - Um... (Sam laughing) 531 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,520 Yeah, uh, yes, you know, I will do this so, you know, 532 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,970 the people at home (grunts) can see just how painful this is 533 00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,710 so you can stay in. (Zac mimics hail pelting) 534 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,630 You can see the marks on my chest. 535 00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:11,747 I would really love to go home. 536 00:20:11,747 --> 00:20:14,220 - Of course, Patrick, thank you so much for reporting. 537 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:16,650 I think myself and the people out there watching 538 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,320 are wondering, what's it, you know, the cold kinda drops, 539 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,610 how's it kinda making the skin 540 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,118 of your nipples feeling there? 541 00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,738 (Sam laughing) 542 00:20:23,738 --> 00:20:26,760 - Uh, well, uh, (laughs awkwardly) yeah. 543 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,550 I haven't really thought about my nipples much 544 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:30,383 because they're really frozen- 545 00:20:30,383 --> 00:20:32,340 - Can you feel your little toes, Patrick? 546 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:35,400 - I do feel my little toes, especially my pinkie toe. 547 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,965 - Mm-hmm. - It's feeling really painful- 548 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:39,270 - It's cold, huh? It's cold out there? 549 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:41,220 - It's real cold, yes. It's very cold. 550 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,953 The rain is wet. It is cold. 551 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:47,130 I don't feel much of my body anymore. 552 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,540 - You've been out there for hours, 553 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,980 and if you can't feel your body, 554 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,932 hey, come on back to studio and I will. 555 00:20:51,932 --> 00:20:52,950 (Sam and Zac laughing) 556 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:55,500 - Uh, okay. Uh, yes. 557 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,900 Well, I'm a little bit aways from the studio, 558 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,563 and I have a loving partner at home. 559 00:20:59,563 --> 00:21:02,430 - Oops, this just in. I told the truck to leave without you. 560 00:21:02,430 --> 00:21:05,010 You're gonna walk back in the storm. 561 00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:05,843 - Okay, yeah- 562 00:21:05,843 --> 00:21:08,160 - Hope your pants don't get wet, Patrick. 563 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:13,080 - Hey, listen, uh, I'm married. (laughs) 564 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,454 - So am I, bitch. 565 00:21:14,454 --> 00:21:18,060 - (laughs) I will cut you off there! 566 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,189 I love that very subdued, 567 00:21:20,189 --> 00:21:22,763 very professional performance, Lisa. 568 00:21:22,763 --> 00:21:23,820 (Jacquis laughing) 569 00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:26,760 Yeah, a edging amount of points 570 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,473 for the both of you, let's say. 571 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:33,303 Last prompt of round two. Jacquis and Zac. 572 00:21:33,303 --> 00:21:34,650 - [Jacquis] Yes. - Okay. 573 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:39,650 - The person in the next stall wants a series of favors. 574 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:42,484 - Is that somebody's feet I see next stall? 575 00:21:42,484 --> 00:21:43,434 - Uh, y-yeah. 576 00:21:43,434 --> 00:21:46,740 - Hey man, I'm outta the stuff you put on the toilet 577 00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,240 when you don't wanna sit your ass on it. 578 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,190 You got some over there? - The guard thing? 579 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:52,260 - Yeah, yeah, man. I'm just hovering over the seat, man. 580 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,093 It don't feel good. 581 00:21:53,093 --> 00:21:53,926 You got somethin'? You got some of that? 582 00:21:53,926 --> 00:21:55,680 - Yeah, I can pass the thing down. 583 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,820 - Thank you so much. - [Zac] It's right here. 584 00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,650 - Thank you. Oh, I got it, I got it. 585 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,270 Thank you. Thank you! 586 00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,310 Hey, I got another favor to ask of you. 587 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:03,143 - Mm-hmm? 588 00:22:03,143 --> 00:22:04,620 - Would you mind coming over here 589 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:06,690 and massaging my neck while I poop? 590 00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:07,770 - [Zac] I'm not gonna do that. (Sam laughs) 591 00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,630 - I'm constipated, man, and I need- 592 00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:11,760 - Sorry, massaging your neck makes you poop? 593 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,470 - That don't work for you? Have you tried it? 594 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:15,690 - I'll try it. (laughs) (Sam laughing) 595 00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:16,523 - You trying it right now? - Oh! 596 00:22:16,523 --> 00:22:17,517 - Can you do a favor? Can you take a video? 597 00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:19,200 - I'm not gonna take a video, man. 598 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,520 - Oh wait, is there somebody else 599 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,780 in the stall in between us? 600 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:23,580 - I hear someone massaging their neck too. 601 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:25,142 - Oh! 602 00:22:25,142 --> 00:22:26,610 (Sam cackling) 603 00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:28,653 Is that somebody? Is that feet I see? 604 00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:31,861 - [Zac] I feel like they're- (Lisa clops and whinnies) 605 00:22:31,861 --> 00:22:36,150 - I will cut this scene off there with the callback! 606 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:39,921 A Port Authority worth of points for the- 607 00:22:39,921 --> 00:22:42,046 - Port Authority? - Let's say three of you. 608 00:22:42,046 --> 00:22:43,770 (cheerful instrumental music) 609 00:22:43,770 --> 00:22:47,220 That brings us to our second minigame. 610 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,410 This is a little game we like to call, 611 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,170 Who Are You Supposed to Be? 612 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,090 Basically, how it works, players, 613 00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:58,620 you go fetch a costume element or two or three, 614 00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:01,350 race back to your podium, hit your buzzer, 615 00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:06,350 and pitch me as if you're someone at my door on Halloween 616 00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:08,820 who you are supposed to be. 617 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:11,574 - And we're being scored on how many units it would sell? 618 00:23:11,574 --> 00:23:13,920 (Sam laughing) 619 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,202 - And away you go. (lively bright music) 620 00:23:16,202 --> 00:23:17,413 - We all move. 621 00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:20,310 Move! (Sam laughing) 622 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,143 I'm done! 623 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:23,790 (bell rings) - And Lisa. 624 00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:25,116 - I'm Sam Reich. 625 00:23:25,116 --> 00:23:27,549 (Sam and crew laughing) 626 00:23:27,549 --> 00:23:28,890 (bell rings) - Zachary. 627 00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:30,079 - I'm just returning this. 628 00:23:30,079 --> 00:23:32,070 (Sam and crew laughing) It wasn't for me. 629 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,861 - Do you have a receipt? - I don't. Is that, can I- 630 00:23:33,861 --> 00:23:37,770 - Ooh, sorry. I can give you store credit. 631 00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:38,603 Oh, don't you dare. 632 00:23:38,603 --> 00:23:39,436 I don't know if we have to return it for real. 633 00:23:39,436 --> 00:23:40,269 - Tell me I get the imaginary money back! 634 00:23:40,269 --> 00:23:42,037 - Okay, okay! You get it, you get it! 635 00:23:42,037 --> 00:23:43,174 (bell rings) Jacquis. 636 00:23:43,174 --> 00:23:47,438 - I am the Black person who got cut out of "Midsommar." 637 00:23:47,438 --> 00:23:49,110 - (laughs) Yes! 638 00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:51,210 Jacquis, absolutely! (bell rings) 639 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:52,043 Zac. 640 00:23:52,043 --> 00:23:53,545 - I'm Gal Fieri. 641 00:23:53,545 --> 00:23:56,520 - (laughs) The Gal Guy Fieri. 642 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,029 - Gal Fieri. (Sam laughing) 643 00:23:59,029 --> 00:24:00,840 (bell rings) - Lisa. 644 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,658 - I'm Sam Reich! (crew laughing) 645 00:24:03,658 --> 00:24:05,624 Oh, yeah! 646 00:24:05,624 --> 00:24:07,623 (Sam cackling) 647 00:24:07,623 --> 00:24:09,510 - [Sam] And Zac. (bell rings) 648 00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:12,792 - I'm Thor as a naturalized citizen. 649 00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:15,148 I have become an American citizen. 650 00:24:15,148 --> 00:24:16,890 - Oh, American Thor! 651 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:17,940 - I passed my test! 652 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,564 - Congratulations, Thor, yeah! - Thank you! 653 00:24:20,564 --> 00:24:21,810 (bell rings) - Jacquis. 654 00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:22,806 - I'm a white man. 655 00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:24,998 - (laughs) What luscious locks! 656 00:24:24,998 --> 00:24:27,156 - Yes, yes! (laughs) 657 00:24:27,156 --> 00:24:28,290 (bell rings) - Lisa. 658 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:31,207 - I'm Sam Reich pretending to be Lisa Gilroy for Halloween. 659 00:24:31,207 --> 00:24:35,010 Oh, I'm a woman who does comedy, but we have crabs! 660 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:35,843 - How dare you! 661 00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:37,575 - This is what women look like to me! 662 00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:39,693 - How dare you! 663 00:24:39,693 --> 00:24:40,740 (bell rings) Zac. 664 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,624 - I'm a secret queen. 665 00:24:42,624 --> 00:24:45,109 - Oh! Oh! 666 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,168 Oh, what? 667 00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:48,110 - Don't tell. (Sam shushes) 668 00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:50,560 - Oh no, Lisa. Oh no. 669 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,247 (bell rings) - Help, I'm Sam Reich's wife! 670 00:24:53,247 --> 00:24:55,033 (Sam laughs) Help! 671 00:24:55,033 --> 00:24:57,240 - And that's a minigame! 672 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,070 - Went exactly how you wanted it to go, right? 673 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:00,033 - Yeah! 674 00:25:00,033 --> 00:25:01,290 (bombastic instrumental music) 675 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:03,600 That brings us to round three 676 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,750 where our players will now hold hands 677 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,637 and jump into the abyss together. 678 00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:09,470 - Would you like to hold my hand? 679 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:10,711 - Psych! (Jacquis laughs awkwardly) 680 00:25:10,711 --> 00:25:11,544 - Zac. - Mm-hmm? 681 00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:13,050 - Lisa, Jacquis. - Ah. 682 00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:18,050 - Christmas carolers who only sing experimental originals. 683 00:25:19,347 --> 00:25:21,798 ♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ 684 00:25:21,798 --> 00:25:24,509 ♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ 685 00:25:24,509 --> 00:25:27,134 ♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ 686 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:28,868 ♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ 687 00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:31,557 - The idea is so fucking crazy. 688 00:25:31,557 --> 00:25:32,700 ♪ Christmas ♪ 689 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:34,800 - Wait a second, we're taking a tree from nature 690 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,067 and we're putting it inside? ♪ Christmas ♪ 691 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:38,470 ♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ - That's fucked! 692 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:41,020 - What? Jesus was born on December 25th? 693 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,720 ♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ - No, he wasn't! 694 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,500 - Ting, ting, ting. Am I an elf or am I a child? 695 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,330 ♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ (Sam giggles) 696 00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:49,620 - An old man with a big bushy beard 697 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,519 comes to everyone's house in one night? 698 00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:53,070 ♪ The idea of Christmas ♪ - That's fucking weird. 699 00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,990 - Except for the other days of December 700 00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:57,345 where you let your child sit on his lap. 701 00:25:57,345 --> 00:25:58,185 (Sam snickers) 702 00:25:58,185 --> 00:25:59,832 ♪ The idea of ♪ - That'll be $40. 703 00:25:59,832 --> 00:26:02,580 (buzzer blares) - It's... (laughs) 704 00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:05,400 Certainly a partridge in a pear tree for all three of you. 705 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,420 - Thank you, Santa. 706 00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:09,930 - Daddy Santa. (Sam chortles) 707 00:26:09,930 --> 00:26:14,930 - Next up, an IKEA furniture naming brainstorm. 708 00:26:15,391 --> 00:26:16,224 (Jacquis slapping hands) (Lisa clears throat) 709 00:26:16,224 --> 00:26:17,370 - All right, everybody. All right, everybody. 710 00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:19,260 All right, everybody. All right, it's 2023. 711 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:20,160 We're in the second quarter. 712 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,561 We got a whole catalog to fill up. 713 00:26:22,561 --> 00:26:23,394 - Okay. 714 00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:26,220 - I got some ideas for a new ottoman. 715 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:27,390 Ready for it? - Yes. 716 00:26:27,390 --> 00:26:30,003 - We're gonna call it Floomplampdoomp. 717 00:26:30,003 --> 00:26:31,223 - (laughs) Floomp! - A Floomplampdoomp? 718 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,489 - Floomplampdoomp. - Perfect, perfect. 719 00:26:32,489 --> 00:26:33,900 I don't have a name for it yet, 720 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,610 but we have this sort of console 721 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:38,340 that you can hang a lot of clothes in and stuff. 722 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,173 - Right, right. 723 00:26:39,173 --> 00:26:42,750 - It feels like a Flerk, but I don't know if that's like, 724 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:43,583 we've used that already. 725 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:44,950 - No, we haven't used Flerk. - We haven't used Flerk. 726 00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:47,172 - But I have the lamp series called Foeuck. 727 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:48,005 - Foeuck? - Ooh! 728 00:26:48,005 --> 00:26:48,838 - Foeuck. 729 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:51,480 - I got some other ideas for a new product. 730 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,810 It looks like a plunger, it works like a plunger, 731 00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:56,820 but it's called Pööööööp. 732 00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:57,840 - I love how high it is. 733 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,597 - Yeah, there's the little umlauts over the O's. 734 00:27:00,597 --> 00:27:02,730 - Off the lamps, we have these chandeliers. 735 00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:03,778 I would love some help with that. 736 00:27:03,778 --> 00:27:05,173 - Hm. - Okay, all right. 737 00:27:05,173 --> 00:27:06,517 - [Zac] 'Cause it's a Shirp. - Is it a Shoop? 738 00:27:06,517 --> 00:27:08,612 - Do Shoop. - A Shoop. 739 00:27:08,612 --> 00:27:09,672 ♪ Shoop-da-doop ♪ 740 00:27:09,672 --> 00:27:10,950 ♪ Shoop-pa-doop ♪ 741 00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:13,500 ♪ Doop-da-doop-da-doop-da-doop ♪ 742 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,936 - Yeah, yeah, I like that. - I think that can work. 743 00:27:14,936 --> 00:27:15,769 - I think that works. (buzzer blares) 744 00:27:15,769 --> 00:27:17,375 - I will cut that off once again 745 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:21,060 just before copyright infringement strikes. 746 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:24,630 That is my sole duty and purpose here today. 747 00:27:24,630 --> 00:27:26,460 Uh, yeah, a Swedish meatball amount of points 748 00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:28,440 for the three of you. - Hm. 749 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,560 - Last prompt of our game. 750 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,817 - Oh my gosh. - Oh no! 751 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,558 - Say it isn't so. - [Jacquis] Oh my gosh. 752 00:27:34,558 --> 00:27:35,391 - Say it isn't so, daddy! 753 00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:37,620 - Say it is not so, zaddy daddy. 754 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:41,310 - A talkback with the cast and director 755 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:45,960 of Tennessee Williams' "Teeny Tiny Little Poops." 756 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,680 - Here today with the group of people who have touched us, 757 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,410 who have inspired us, and have shown us 758 00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:54,330 what creativity really is. 759 00:27:54,330 --> 00:27:57,341 Let's give it up for the cast of "Tiny Little Poops." 760 00:27:57,341 --> 00:27:59,250 (Zac chuckles) (Sam claps politely) 761 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,080 - You know, I just wanna jump in and say 762 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,510 that normally as an actor, 763 00:28:03,510 --> 00:28:06,060 I take inspiration from many things. 764 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:09,270 And just living in that toilet for as long as I did, 765 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:11,130 I have to say it changed me for the better. 766 00:28:11,130 --> 00:28:13,440 - Mm-hmm, and it's crazy that our director, 767 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,620 Steven Spielguts, actually was asking us 768 00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:18,570 to do real little poops in the tub. 769 00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:20,220 So when I was in there, when you saw 770 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,690 and it looked like my bottoms were off 771 00:28:21,690 --> 00:28:23,010 and my little butt was in there 772 00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:25,076 and I was squirting out little poops, I really was. 773 00:28:25,076 --> 00:28:26,520 (Sam cackles) 774 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,170 - And I also wanna say, a lot of people think 775 00:28:28,170 --> 00:28:30,150 that we are not, you know, professionals, 776 00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:32,700 and we fake it up there. 777 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,110 We ate all the poop. 778 00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:35,670 Every poop that you saw us eat 779 00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,220 digested into our stomach and came out 780 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,270 as food. - As more poop. 781 00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:40,103 - Well, that's amazing. 782 00:28:40,103 --> 00:28:42,990 I head about, you know, a scene that was cut from the movie 783 00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:45,330 that involved sort of a medium-sized poop, 784 00:28:45,330 --> 00:28:46,840 and (laughs) I was just curious... 785 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,404 - Yeah, that shut down production for at least a week. 786 00:28:49,404 --> 00:28:51,025 (Zac and Sam laughing) 787 00:28:51,025 --> 00:28:54,240 - I think I'll cut this off there! 788 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,810 Whatever this absolutely off-the-rails thing is. 789 00:28:57,810 --> 00:29:00,333 - You called it "Teeny Tiny Little Poops." 790 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:01,563 - I know. - You called it that, Sam. 791 00:29:01,563 --> 00:29:03,630 - It's all my fault. 792 00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:08,630 A standing O amount of points for the three of you. 793 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:14,600 That brings us to the end of our show. 794 00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:17,432 Our winner this eve.. 795 00:29:17,432 --> 00:29:19,350 (receipt paper snaps) - [Jacquis] Hmm! 796 00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:22,080 - Lisa Gilroy. (upbeat congratulatory music) 797 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,980 Lisa, you are the recipient 798 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:30,090 of a second Golden Ear. 799 00:29:30,090 --> 00:29:32,880 - My daddy. - (laughs) Oh! 800 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,290 - Thank you! 801 00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:37,680 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 802 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,500 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 803 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,620 I am Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 804 00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:45,130 Good night. 805 00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:49,797 (upbeat congratulatory music continues) 806 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:55,140 (upbeat congratulatory music softens)