1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,820 - [Sam] Tonight, someone pranked into playing 2 00:00:02,820 --> 00:00:04,546 "Make Some Noise," it's Kimia Behpoornia. 3 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:06,546 - Just go in here? Okay. 4 00:00:07,455 --> 00:00:08,288 What? 5 00:00:09,655 --> 00:00:11,961 Come on! 6 00:00:11,961 --> 00:00:16,961 - [Sam] Ring footage of a package thief, it's Jacob Wysocki. 7 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:25,980 And looking for the package that was just delivered, 8 00:00:25,980 --> 00:00:28,143 it's Lou Wilson. 9 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:36,988 They're all here to... 10 00:00:36,988 --> 00:00:40,455 - [Players] Make! Some! Noise! 11 00:00:47,485 --> 00:00:51,390 (cheerful music continues) 12 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,340 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 13 00:00:53,340 --> 00:00:56,250 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 14 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:59,400 I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works. 15 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,220 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 16 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:06,600 our players have never seen before. 17 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,860 Isn't that right, players? 18 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:11,060 - Make! Some! Noise! - That's the truth Sam. 19 00:01:11,060 --> 00:01:12,906 - Wrong cue, Kimia. 20 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,810 - Eat! Some! Shrimp! - Wait a minute. 21 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:19,050 - Kill! Some! Snails! 22 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:20,670 - They will, to the best of their ability, 23 00:01:20,670 --> 00:01:22,020 fulfill those prompts, 24 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:23,640 I will award them corresponding points, 25 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,390 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear, 26 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:29,280 which you can get pierced for free 27 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,500 at any participating Claire's. 28 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,620 Players, are you ready to rumble? 29 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:36,060 - Yeah. - Full send. 30 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:39,540 - Firstly, a little warm-up round, if you will. 31 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:42,173 Something to whet the pallette. 32 00:01:42,173 --> 00:01:43,681 - Mhmmm. - Easy ones. 33 00:01:43,681 --> 00:01:45,573 - Okay. - Wait, they get hard? 34 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:48,660 - Kimia. - Yeah? 35 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:53,304 - Shoveling snow in a snowglobe. 36 00:01:53,304 --> 00:01:57,054 (Kimia whistling cheerfully) 37 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,430 (Kimia growling) 38 00:02:11,315 --> 00:02:13,982 (Kimia choking) 39 00:02:16,312 --> 00:02:17,553 - Whatever, it's fine. 40 00:02:18,885 --> 00:02:21,823 - There was some real worldbuilding in that, Kimia. 41 00:02:21,823 --> 00:02:23,070 - I got lost in that, man. 42 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:24,300 - You can't breathe outside the snowglobe. 43 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,200 - No. - That's canon now. 44 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,570 - That's canon now. - That's canon. 45 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:29,760 Grandma's trinket amount of points for you. 46 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,460 Jake, cranking it up just a little. 47 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:33,510 - Not too hard. 48 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:36,933 - Going too hard with a massage gun. 49 00:02:37,998 --> 00:02:41,748 (Jacob mimicking a vibrator) 50 00:02:44,127 --> 00:02:45,573 - Help me! 51 00:02:50,095 --> 00:02:53,700 - I like how it had a mind of its own at the end there. 52 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,760 Yeah, let's say a setting number three 53 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,290 amount of points for you, Jake. 54 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:00,000 Lou! - Yeah! 55 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,920 - You only get one first one. 56 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,030 - It's like losing your virginity. 57 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:04,290 - Is it going to be that bad? 58 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:09,290 - Five sneezes, each a little worse than the one before. 59 00:03:11,263 --> 00:03:13,376 (Lou sneezes) 60 00:03:13,376 --> 00:03:15,868 (Lou sneezes) 61 00:03:15,868 --> 00:03:18,980 - (sneezes) Oh god, no. 62 00:03:18,980 --> 00:03:21,843 (sneezes) No, please! 63 00:03:23,992 --> 00:03:26,492 (Lou sneezes) 64 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:28,630 - Bless you. - Thank you. 65 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:33,107 - Wow, Lou, yeah, 66 00:03:33,107 --> 00:03:35,698 it was a full body experience by the end there. 67 00:03:35,698 --> 00:03:36,531 - Yeah. 68 00:03:36,531 --> 00:03:38,640 - A whiplash amount of points for you. 69 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,480 Hope you don't feel that in the morning. Kimia. 70 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,880 Wanda, the daughter Dave Thomas 71 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:48,030 didn't name a restaurant after. 72 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:48,863 - Dad? 73 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,423 Let's have a talk. 74 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:58,280 I was thinking we could open a new place called Wanda's. 75 00:03:58,350 --> 00:04:02,426 Get this. Triangle burgers. 76 00:04:02,426 --> 00:04:05,010 You know, you've got the place with the squares. 77 00:04:05,010 --> 00:04:07,860 She stinks, right? You know, right? 78 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:10,260 Lived in her shadow all my life and I just thought 79 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,930 maybe today you could think of throwing me a bone, 80 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:15,000 so I came up with this plan. 81 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,143 Triangle burgers. 82 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,923 I just made one slide. Are you sold? 83 00:04:22,822 --> 00:04:25,320 - Oh, I feel badly for her. 84 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,490 - Yeah. She's cute, though. 85 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:28,800 - Yeah, we'll say a $7.99 value meal 86 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,098 amount of points for you. 87 00:04:30,098 --> 00:04:34,020 Jacob, a wedding's worst man speech. 88 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:36,600 - Excuse me! 89 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,973 You didn't think I'd show up! 90 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:44,040 Well, I've been drinking 99 Bananas 91 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,530 in my rental car 92 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:49,773 for two hours working up the courage. 93 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,283 Matt, you didn't invite me, 94 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:57,238 even though we were playground buddies, 95 00:04:57,238 --> 00:04:59,490 middle school friends, 96 00:04:59,490 --> 00:05:03,570 high school friends, and college enemies. 97 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,280 Matthew! 98 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,223 A thousand years of beautiful marriage! 99 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:14,253 Patricia, you fucking know why I'm here. 100 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,960 Tell him about the voicemail you left me a week ago. 101 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,510 You want to tell Matt about the voicemail? 102 00:05:21,510 --> 00:05:23,393 I love you! I don't love him! 103 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:27,968 Goodnight, and have fun! 104 00:05:27,968 --> 00:05:32,400 - Wow, he blew it up. Jesus Christ, Jake, yeah. 105 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:37,290 One year of marriage and immediate divorce for you. 106 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:39,329 Lou. - Hm? 107 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:40,830 - I like it. I feel like it's coy. 108 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:43,380 - Earn it. - Yeah! 109 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:45,480 - You want me to make some noise? Earn it! 110 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:52,323 - The moment right before buying a fedora. 111 00:05:53,340 --> 00:05:54,990 - Yeah, Mom, I got the promotion. 112 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,710 Yeah, no, it's like double the money. 113 00:05:58,710 --> 00:05:59,660 It's going to be... 114 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:02,180 It's going to be incredible. 115 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:05,900 Mom, can I call you back? 116 00:06:07,686 --> 00:06:11,130 (Jacob singing angelically) 117 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:12,183 I mean, I'm rich now. 118 00:06:13,182 --> 00:06:14,882 I can do whatever the fuck I want. 119 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:20,573 Can I even touch it? Ah! (Jacob singing angelically) 120 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:25,020 What are you? Hey, I'll take this one. 121 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,903 - It's $3,200. - Yeah, I got it. 122 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,433 Fuck you. 123 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,963 - Have a nice day. (singing angelically) 124 00:06:37,154 --> 00:06:40,404 - And he ascends directly into the sky! 125 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:46,500 Incredible. 7 5/8 points for you. 126 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,480 I know that's a hat size because I, 127 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:51,270 at one point in my dark life, wore fedoras. 128 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:52,103 - Damn. 129 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:54,220 - Would it be rude if I said, doesn't surprise me? 130 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,450 - I do love to imagine just Sam walking around 131 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,973 with a fedora, a deck of cards, and a moxie. 132 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:02,837 People running from you. 133 00:07:02,837 --> 00:07:04,110 - Kimia. - Yeah. 134 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:07,440 - An Architectural Digest tour 135 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,350 of Kimia's mind. 136 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:12,323 - Oh hey guys, I forgot you were coming today. 137 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:16,240 Just kidding, I had the place cleaned. 138 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:20,250 If you look over here, this is where I keep 139 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:24,390 all the completely useless knowledge that I've gained. 140 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:26,610 It's mostly full of, like, 141 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:28,890 niche Rugrats and Digimon episodes 142 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:31,020 that a lot of other people don't remember. 143 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:33,470 Over here is what I call the kitchen of my brain. 144 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:38,823 This is where we got a lot of no desire to cook anything. 145 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:42,420 You know how people say cook with feeling? I can't do that. 146 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,730 You have to tell me what to do, you know? 147 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,070 And then if you look up here, 148 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:51,120 we're currently in a phase of puberty, actually, 149 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,100 because we didn't do it back when everybody else 150 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:55,440 was doing puberty, so up here is, like, 151 00:07:55,440 --> 00:08:01,469 a lot of YA fiction books, a lot of Googling sexy vampire 152 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:06,470 and then just staring at 10 Google pages of the results. 153 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,340 And then back there, a lot of birds. 154 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,293 - Just a straight-up lot of birds! 155 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,520 Yeah, let's say a left and right hemisphere 156 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,960 amount of points for you. 157 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,770 Jake, this is something of a sequel prompt. 158 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:24,770 A skateboarder using a bunch of skateboarding lingo 159 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:28,380 recollects his gnarliest move. 160 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:31,950 - The year was 1993. 161 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:33,930 I was 13 years old. 162 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:38,550 Daewon Song just hit his longboard up on a chain link fence. 163 00:08:38,550 --> 00:08:40,680 It was my moment to shine, 164 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,860 so I slapped my board and I got squirty with it. 165 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:47,490 I crunched into the vert and I scooped up my hammies 166 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:50,520 and I knew, heel backwards, toes forward. 167 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,320 You gotta hit the slalom! 168 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,360 And as soon as I'm in the middle of the slalom, 169 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:58,140 I'm realizing to myself, this is as good as it gets! 170 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,810 It's all downhill from here! 171 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:05,430 So I tucked, rolled, burned a scooby, and I knew that day 172 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:08,340 I was always going to be a little bit of a troll. 173 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:10,260 - Holy shit, Jake! 174 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,870 I don't know if you know what you just did, 175 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:14,790 but in number one, you were a gremlin! 176 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:19,230 - Of course I remember. - Wow! The poetry of that. 177 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,761 - Skateboarding is poetry in motion. 178 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,111 - Hell yeah. - God, a 360? 179 00:09:23,111 --> 00:09:25,260 No, a 720 amount of points for you. 180 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:29,790 Last prompt of round one, Lou. 181 00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:33,960 A one-star review of the sun. 182 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,280 - Yesterday I walked out of my house, 183 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,870 and you won't believe what I saw. 184 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:41,820 This giant, hot ball of white stuff just hanging in the air. 185 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:45,120 And I was like, okay. Intriguing, right? 186 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,890 I don't know, I was just going about my day, 187 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,623 and it fucking burned me! 188 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,990 So I went and did some research online 189 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:55,710 about what this thing that is burning me is, 190 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:58,230 and they say it keeps the climate warm 191 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,750 and is the reason life exists at all. 192 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,340 But I'll tell you, I read about it online 193 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,690 that there are microbes that live 194 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,270 underneath the surface of the earth and never see the sun, 195 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:07,560 so why can't we be like them? 196 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,240 I don't know, this thing is kind of lame, 197 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,153 and I would prefer if it wasn't there, one star. 198 00:10:13,976 --> 00:10:17,760 - Lou, absolutely insufferable. 199 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:21,243 499 comments, all of them negative. 200 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:26,490 Players, that brings us to our first mini game. 201 00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:30,960 This is a game we like to call Now That's What I Call. 202 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:35,130 In this case, the category is sex. 203 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:36,450 How this works, players, 204 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:39,930 is I'm going to give you a location. 205 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,390 You buzz in and pitch to me 206 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:46,923 the nickname for sex in that location. 207 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:51,329 First up, a nunnery. 208 00:10:51,329 --> 00:10:52,162 Kimia. 209 00:10:52,162 --> 00:10:54,180 - A bad habit. - Pretty good, Kimia. 210 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:55,500 - Thanks. - I like it. 211 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:59,730 - Do a barrel roll! That's my buzzer sound. 212 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:00,809 - Oh, that's your buzzer sound. 213 00:11:00,809 --> 00:11:02,310 - That's my buzzer sound. - Thank you, Jake. 214 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:03,990 Thanks for distinguishing. - For sure. 215 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:07,740 Spectacles, testicles, and that's it. 216 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:12,303 - Spectacles, testicles, and that's it. 217 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,937 - (meows) That's my buzzer sound. 218 00:11:15,937 --> 00:11:19,020 - Do I need a buzzer sound? - Apparently, Kimia. 219 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,977 If you want to be not left behind. 220 00:11:20,977 --> 00:11:24,000 - Getting that nunt. - Oh shit! 221 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,497 - I'm trying to get that nunt. - Bing-ity ding dong! 222 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:31,050 - Kimia. - Taking it up the apse. 223 00:11:32,855 --> 00:11:35,811 That's a part of a church, right? 224 00:11:35,811 --> 00:11:37,582 - Taking it up the- - Apse. 225 00:11:37,582 --> 00:11:41,010 - Yeah, Kimia, that's pretty good too. 226 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:43,440 I still think this point has got to go to Lou 227 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,300 for nunt, I'm afraid. 228 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,490 Something about the sheer profanity of it- 229 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:48,770 - Hey, just trying to get that nunt. 230 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:51,060 - ...really spoke to me. 231 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:54,271 Next up, the old west. Lou. 232 00:11:54,271 --> 00:11:57,030 - (squeaks) Buzzer sound. - Yep. 233 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:59,820 - Call that the Appaloosa Shuffle. 234 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,160 - Lou! - Do a barrel roll! 235 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:02,993 - Jake. 236 00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:03,900 - You can take a horse to water, 237 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,100 but you can't make him fuck. 238 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,563 - I like that a lot, Jake. 239 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,930 - Ba-da boom boom. - Kimia. 240 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,783 - This bed's exactly big enough for the both of us. 241 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:19,020 - I think this is going to go to Jake. 242 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:23,820 Next up, top of the corporate ladder. 243 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:25,410 - Do a barrel roll. - Jake. 244 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,957 - Making copies. 245 00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:31,290 - Oh, copies of oneself. 246 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:35,220 - Yeah, DNA copies. - Hell yeah, Jake. 247 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,940 Lou. - Corporate sex synergy. 248 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:41,490 - [Sam] Yeah, for sure. I see what you were going for. 249 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,050 - Hey, thanks, Sam. - We like that. 250 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,910 - I do think that's going to have to go to Jake 251 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:46,980 for making copies. 252 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:51,159 Next up, Catholic school sex education. 253 00:12:51,159 --> 00:12:53,060 - Ba-da doo doop. - Kimia. 254 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:57,630 - Banana time. - Banana time. 255 00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:58,860 That's going to be tough to beat. 256 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,780 - Can't beat banana time. 257 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,460 - I'm trying so hard to beat banana time, 258 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:03,636 and I can't beat banana time. 259 00:13:03,636 --> 00:13:04,802 - You want to beat banana time. 260 00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:06,530 - Well, your brain is just wracking, 261 00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:07,855 and it just goes back to banana time. 262 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:08,947 - [Sam] It keeps saying banana time. 263 00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:10,364 - How about we just hit those buttons, then? 264 00:13:10,364 --> 00:13:12,330 - I think we just give this one to Kimia, how about that? 265 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:13,680 - Finally. - We love that. 266 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,100 - Last up, rabbit holes. 267 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,623 What do they call sex in bunny world? 268 00:13:20,623 --> 00:13:23,670 - Ba-da boop! - Kimia. 269 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,473 - Carrot time. - Dammit. 270 00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:27,960 - Now that becomes the ear worm 271 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,300 stuck in your fellow players' heads. 272 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,980 - Do a barrel roll. - Jake. 273 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,707 - Hare or no hare. 274 00:13:33,707 --> 00:13:38,707 - Oh, I like that wordplay too. 275 00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:40,800 (Lou squeaks) Lou. 276 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,050 - Peter... 277 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,170 Peter- - I got it. I got it for you. 278 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,003 - Do you? 279 00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:48,614 - Yeah, Peter Got-Some-Tail. 280 00:13:48,614 --> 00:13:50,797 - Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 281 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:54,180 - Straight-up, I was just going to say Peter Rockin' Pussy, 282 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:57,360 so let's go, I love that, I love that. 283 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:01,200 - You know what, a shared point between Lou and Kimia. 284 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,483 - Peter Got-Some-Tail. That's really good. 285 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,750 - That brings us to round two, where our players 286 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:14,133 will now test their talents in teams of two. 287 00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:17,010 Kimia. - Yeah. 288 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,450 - And Jake. (Jake squeaks) 289 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:23,450 A teenage kangaroo won't leave the pouch. 290 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,088 - Time to wake up, sweetheart. 291 00:14:26,088 --> 00:14:27,738 Sweetheart, it's time to wake up. 292 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,600 - Just five more minutes! 293 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,970 - No, it's time, the bus is going to be here any minute. 294 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,770 - Oh yeah, okay. Give me some space. 295 00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,203 I've got to spray my hair gel. 296 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,219 - You think you could do that outside? 297 00:14:42,219 --> 00:14:43,916 - I think I'm going to stay in here. 298 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,440 - Sweetheart, you're twice the age of people 299 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,540 that normally stay in this type of thing. 300 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:49,890 - Yeah, but don't you like me 301 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,300 hanging out with you all the time? 302 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,689 - I mean, you're my sweetheart. 303 00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:53,856 - Yeah, right. - You're my sweetheart. 304 00:14:53,856 --> 00:14:56,430 I could never stay away, but honestly, 305 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:58,200 my knees are starting to give. 306 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,550 - Mum, what's out there for my anyway, you know? 307 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:06,976 - Adventure, sweetheart. Fun, crocodiles. 308 00:15:06,976 --> 00:15:08,883 - Oh no. - Maybe love. 309 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,691 Subway sandwiches. - Okay! 310 00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:13,080 - Macca's. - What? 311 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,580 - Macca's. - What are those? 312 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,203 - It's like McDonald's. - No! 313 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,980 - Don't give me those eyes. Stop it. 314 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,270 - These ones? - Stop it. 315 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,110 - Come on, Mum. 316 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,107 - All right, you can stay inside for the day. 317 00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:26,673 - Five more minutes! - Five more minutes. 318 00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:28,983 - I love that! 319 00:15:28,983 --> 00:15:31,950 That was so sweet, you two. 320 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:34,020 I want to be a kangaroo in Jake's pouch. 321 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,070 - We could make it happen. 322 00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:38,010 - It's going to be a wild night wherever y'all hang out. 323 00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:40,260 - Yeah, let's say a down under 324 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,270 amount of points for the both of you. 325 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:43,290 Jake. - Hi. 326 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,030 - And Lou. - Aw! 327 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:49,740 - How not to survive a bear encounter. 328 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,760 - Can you set up the camera? 329 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,440 - Yeah, all right, okay. Point it at you. 330 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,050 - Uh-huh, yeah, cool, all right. 331 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,960 Hey, what's up, everybody? We're the Wigwam Brothers. 332 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,870 We're out here in the wilderness trying to survive, 333 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,400 putting it to the test. 334 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,310 - Yes, we can handle the danger. 335 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:07,350 - You're probably asking yourself, what kind of danger? 336 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:11,073 And it's, guess what? - Bear season! 337 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:13,657 - Shit, shit, shit. - Whoa. 338 00:16:13,657 --> 00:16:16,560 - Shit, there he is. Oh fuck. 339 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,790 - Come here, bear. - Come here! 340 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:20,699 - Hey, yo, bear! - Bear! 341 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,957 - Hey, square up, bear! 342 00:16:22,957 --> 00:16:25,410 Hey, this bear doesn't want to catch fade. 343 00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:27,090 - Look at that. Where you running to, bear? 344 00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:28,113 - You don't want no smoke, bear! 345 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,413 - What you know about these woods, bear? 346 00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:32,580 - What you know about this? - Shit, he's coming closer. 347 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,320 - Oh, he's getting real close. 348 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,250 All right, what you're going to do 349 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,260 is you're going to take the pheromones that you got 350 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:40,170 and you're going to put them right around your neck, 351 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:43,230 right around your wrists, right around your eyeballs, 352 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:44,310 because it's going to get them hot, 353 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:45,960 it's going to get them connected. 354 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,720 Now insult his family. 355 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,130 - Your kids don't look up to you. 356 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,330 - They don't even look like you. 357 00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,710 Are you sure you're the daddy? 358 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:55,860 - Yeah, they're black bears and you're a brown bear. 359 00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:58,440 Your bear wife fucked another bear husband! 360 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,323 - How do you feel about that bear infidelity, baby? 361 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,696 He's biting me. 362 00:17:05,696 --> 00:17:09,090 - I will cut you off there, the both of you. 363 00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,680 Let's say an absolute grizzly 364 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,600 amount of points for that performance. 365 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,576 Lou. - Uh-huh? 366 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:15,002 - And Kimia. - Mm-hm. 367 00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:17,702 - [Sam] A couple of boring-ass white people from work. 368 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,230 - Hannah. How's it hanging? 369 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:24,880 - The water feels colder in the cup today. 370 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:25,713 - Oh. - Yeah. 371 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,060 - You think that's something they're doing? 372 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,580 - I don't know, Chad. What do you think? 373 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,050 - That's very nice of somebody. 374 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,520 If there was somebody I could thank, I would. 375 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,070 - Yeah, absolutely. 376 00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,720 Oh, I could send you the email 377 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,104 of who I think fills the waters. 378 00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:41,820 - That would be awesome. - Yeah. 379 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:46,380 - You can send it to my email. That's chad@chad.org. 380 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,690 - Yes, absolutely. 381 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:52,230 - You doing anything fun for the two days we're not working? 382 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:55,050 - Well, I came in, like you, today. 383 00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:58,140 Couldn't find a thing to do in my house. 384 00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,813 Simply couldn't, just had to come to work. 385 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:06,980 Just going to maybe go buy a new big tub of mayonnaise. 386 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,200 - I need to re-up, 387 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,690 I'm almost out of my giant tub of mayonnaise. 388 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,592 I've been watching a lot of sports. 389 00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:15,425 - Oh yeah? 390 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,983 - I love to do mayonnaise and sports. 391 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,840 - My mom is my best friend. 392 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,790 - My dad was my best man at my wedding. 393 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:30,780 Me, my dad, my mom, my wife who's divorced me. 394 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:31,800 - Sorry about that. 395 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,213 - It's fine. - It's fine. 396 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:39,420 - This water is cold! - I'll cut you off there. 397 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:42,630 That was a work of art. 398 00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:47,550 That was honestly this close to being a Harold Pinter play. 399 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:49,680 - How big do you think that jar of mayonnaise was? 400 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,977 What were you picturing? - Oh yeah. 401 00:18:50,977 --> 00:18:55,269 - I mean, a Hellmann's amount of points for you. Kimia. 402 00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:57,360 - Yeah. - And Jake. 403 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:02,360 Stoner characters written by someone who's never done drugs. 404 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,190 - What's up? 405 00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:06,633 - Hey, howdy, partner. 406 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,470 - You want to take a suck of my... 407 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,800 You want to take a suck of my dinger? 408 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,368 - Oh dude, is that a fresh dinger? 409 00:19:15,368 --> 00:19:16,201 - Yeah. 410 00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:17,850 - 'Cause I don't like that muddy shit. 411 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:20,490 - I filled it with Sprite, and it's ready to go. 412 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,760 - Oh dude, a Sprite banger straight to my head space? 413 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,283 - Yeah, man. - I'm gonna be gorgeous! 414 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,350 - So just take that and use it as you think is correct. 415 00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:33,900 - Hey, spark me, but make sure that I don't 416 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,003 have a seizure before. - Oh yeah. 417 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:40,980 I've got the drug cops on speed dial in my phone. 418 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,510 - All right. - So we're gonna be safe. 419 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:45,030 - Hey, what's the name of this flavor again? 420 00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:47,943 - Oh yeah, that's the 'juana man. 421 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:51,450 - Cool. - Like that movie. 422 00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,550 - [Both] Juwanna Mann. 423 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:59,520 (Jacob gulping) 424 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,140 - Whoa. - Whoa. 425 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,840 - I don't even know who I am right now. 426 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,520 - You're my best friend. 427 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,940 - Am I? Am I? (screaming) 428 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,131 - Drug cops, come! 429 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,980 - And I will cut you off there. 430 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,340 Drinking the bong is so relatable. 431 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,220 - Oh god. - That's absolutely 432 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,603 what I thought it was until the age of 12. 433 00:20:23,546 --> 00:20:24,804 Juwanna Mann. 434 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:27,540 - Juwanna Mann, love. 435 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:29,130 Honestly there should be a strain of weed 436 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,570 called Juwanna Mann. - Yeah. 437 00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:32,880 - Very good, and I have no choice 438 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,930 but to say 420 points for the both of you. 439 00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:39,570 Jake and Lou. 440 00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:43,470 An insane reaction to the barber showing you 441 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:46,203 the back of your head in the mirror. 442 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,740 - All right, I'm just going to finish the massage. 443 00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:53,940 - Thanks, dude. Oh god, I love your old school vibe, man. 444 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,350 It really is nice. 445 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,360 - Do you want any aftershave? 446 00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,900 - Yeah, just a little bit, thank you. Oh god. 447 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,250 - All right, you ready? - Yeah, let me see it. 448 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,670 - Oh, the front looks great. 449 00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:07,370 - Yeah, now just look at the back. 450 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:13,610 Are you digging it? 451 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,420 It's a still frame from a Studio Ghibli movie. 452 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:20,003 You like it? 453 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,143 When Totoro's in the rain with the umbrella. 454 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,293 Do you like that? (Lou grunting) 455 00:21:31,245 --> 00:21:32,078 Oh! 456 00:21:35,073 --> 00:21:36,799 So you must love it. 457 00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:38,790 - It's fucking incredible! 458 00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:40,240 - Hit me one more time. Yeah! 459 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,738 How much do you like it? 460 00:21:42,738 --> 00:21:44,490 - I fucking love it! - Yeah, do you like it? 461 00:21:44,490 --> 00:21:48,630 - It's the best haircut I've ever fucking had! 462 00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:49,740 - Look, if you want a touch up, 463 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:51,600 I'll give it to you for free in a week. 464 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,030 - Okay, great, because I think this is my personality now. 465 00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:56,537 - If it starts to fade or whatever, yeah yeah yeah. 466 00:21:56,537 --> 00:21:59,220 - I'm going to start walking backwards places, straight-up. 467 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,840 Love you, brother. - I love you too, brother. 468 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,753 - I love you, brother. - I love you, brother. 469 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:02,640 - I love you, brother. - I love you, brother. 470 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,613 - I love you. - I love you, brother. 471 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,142 - A still from a Studio Ghibli movie. 472 00:22:06,142 --> 00:22:07,470 - That would be pretty tight. 473 00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:09,360 - A little Howl's Moving Castle back there. You kidding me? 474 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,590 - Come on, now. 475 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:13,080 - Let's say, you know, a trim every four weeks 476 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,170 to keep things fresh amount of points for the both of you. 477 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,930 Lou and Kimia. - Yes. 478 00:22:18,930 --> 00:22:22,020 - An uncle taking a real shot in the dark 479 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:23,786 with this birthday present. 480 00:22:23,786 --> 00:22:24,990 - David! 481 00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:25,823 - Uncle Jim! 482 00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:29,970 Whoa, okay. 483 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:31,792 - All right, something fun for you. 484 00:22:31,792 --> 00:22:32,904 - Okay. 485 00:22:32,904 --> 00:22:34,980 - Bang! There it is. - Wow. 486 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,080 - Read a few Yahoo articles about what you kids 487 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:41,254 are up to these days, and that's for you. 488 00:22:41,254 --> 00:22:42,087 - Okay. 489 00:22:42,956 --> 00:22:44,209 Wow. 490 00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:45,371 - Mm-hm. 491 00:22:45,371 --> 00:22:46,871 It's two grenades. 492 00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:54,449 Two fragmen'ation grenades from Vietnam! 493 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:57,330 - These are real? - Those are real. 494 00:22:57,330 --> 00:22:59,130 Now, the guy said they're inactive. 495 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:01,620 - So you went online and you read 496 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:02,767 a bunch of articles on Yahoo and you went- 497 00:23:02,767 --> 00:23:05,700 - They were all about how you kids love Call of Duty 498 00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:07,170 and all the different video games. 499 00:23:07,170 --> 00:23:09,600 I said, let's make the video games real! Two grenades. 500 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,230 - For sure, two inactive grenades. 501 00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:15,270 - They should be inactive. - Inactive. 502 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:17,400 - I fucked it up, didn't I? 503 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,680 I should've gotten you two active grenades. 504 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,067 Goddammit! Uncle Jim, you fucked up again! 505 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,930 - No no no, it's okay. - No no no, no no! 506 00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:26,841 - They could go off. They could still go off. 507 00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:28,650 (Jacob hissing) 508 00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:29,483 Windy today. 509 00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:33,630 - Close the window. - Yeah. 510 00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:35,400 - I got other stuff, I got other stuff. 511 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,252 That wasn't the only present. - No, I love it. 512 00:23:36,252 --> 00:23:37,085 I love it, it's okay. 513 00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:37,980 - No, that wasn't the only present. 514 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:38,940 - You brought another present? 515 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:41,503 - I had another present. I kept it in my wallet. 516 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,740 - Okay. I'll take it out, I'll take it out. 517 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:45,420 - Yeah, go ahead. 518 00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:47,073 Yep, it's another grenade. 519 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,510 - Wallet sized? - Yeah, from the Korean War. 520 00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:54,150 - Kind of cool, I guess. - And it is also inactive. 521 00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:56,280 - It is? (Jacob blows raspberry) 522 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,523 Come on, Uncle Jim. - I'm sorry. 523 00:23:59,778 --> 00:24:03,780 - I will cut you off there with the assist, Jake, 524 00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:07,560 and the denials from your fellow team members. 525 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,420 A five, four, three, two, one amount of points 526 00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,420 for the both of you. 527 00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:15,780 That brings us to our second mini game. 528 00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:18,660 The game is Wrong Answers Only 529 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:21,810 and the category is wine tasting. 530 00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:23,460 How this is going to work, players, 531 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,540 is we are going to present you 532 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:28,590 with a series of five delicious wines to taste. 533 00:24:28,590 --> 00:24:30,030 Once you do, I'm going to call upon each of you 534 00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:33,570 to give me an answer for what that wine tastes like 535 00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:36,273 as if you were a professional sommelier. 536 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:38,760 In order to serve you, 537 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,070 I'm going to have my assistant Paul out here. 538 00:24:41,070 --> 00:24:42,900 Paul, please. Thank you so much. 539 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,150 Let's do the white wine first. 540 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,457 - Thank you. - Thank you. 541 00:24:46,457 --> 00:24:48,360 - Kimia, I'm going to ask you to go first. 542 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,710 - Who are you, who are you? 543 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,473 Tastes like gasoline. 544 00:24:56,610 --> 00:25:01,110 Tastes just like a car going... (mimics engine revving) 545 00:25:01,110 --> 00:25:02,223 In a cup. - Jake. 546 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,510 (Jacob slurping) 547 00:25:06,510 --> 00:25:07,770 - Okay. 548 00:25:07,770 --> 00:25:09,170 - There are tastes of Gronk. 549 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:15,060 There's sort of a subtle ambulette 550 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:16,380 that comes over your tongue 551 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:18,600 and then a very sort of sharp, 552 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,847 but it's like an overtone, of grince. 553 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,210 Heavy on the chonk, though. 554 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:25,380 - [Sam] Lou Wilson. 555 00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:27,823 - Immediately picking up on those notes of Gronk. 556 00:25:31,033 --> 00:25:33,616 (Lou slurping) 557 00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:40,016 - Oh fuck. - Okay. 558 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:42,810 - This is my process. Oh, that's great, that's great. 559 00:25:42,810 --> 00:25:44,790 Actually, this is funny, this one's from my vineyard. 560 00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,140 - What's the name of your vineyard again? 561 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:48,301 - Blue. - Blue Vineyards? 562 00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:51,064 - Like the color of the sky. - But it's B-L-O-U? 563 00:25:51,064 --> 00:25:52,890 - Oh, you named it after the color of the sky 564 00:25:52,890 --> 00:25:54,110 and not kind of your name? 565 00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:56,380 - It just so happens my name is there. 566 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:58,890 - I was going to say there's an apostrophe after the B. 567 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,303 - That's stupid, Sam. 568 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,698 - How dare you give him a good marketing idea, Sam? 569 00:26:03,698 --> 00:26:07,230 - Yeah, how dare? - Hey, Sam? That's dumb. 570 00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:09,210 - I think for that particular round 571 00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:12,150 I am going to say that Gronk takes it, Jake. 572 00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:14,100 Well done, you. 573 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:17,673 Mixing things up, let's go Lou first this time. 574 00:26:18,659 --> 00:26:20,286 (Lou slurping) 575 00:26:20,286 --> 00:26:23,100 (Lou laughs) 576 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,200 - Oh, that's delicious. - He likes them all! 577 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,660 - This has real notes of boysenberry jam 578 00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:30,480 from Knott's Berry Farm, specifically a jar 579 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,970 that's being carried around by a young mother, 580 00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:35,910 father's not in the picture, so there's no one 581 00:26:35,910 --> 00:26:38,070 to hold the jam when she goes on Ghost Rider 582 00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:40,261 with the child who's under the height limit. 583 00:26:40,261 --> 00:26:43,320 They have to ride together and it's really high velocity. 584 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,590 - Can you taste if they go on the jaguar ride? 585 00:26:46,590 --> 00:26:47,880 - They did not. Line's too long. 586 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,713 - Too long. 587 00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:52,053 - Line's way too long. - Jake? 588 00:26:55,305 --> 00:26:58,500 (Jacob smacking lips) 589 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,060 - It's Sprite. - It's Sprite? 590 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:01,770 - Yeah. - He seems confident. 591 00:27:01,770 --> 00:27:03,483 And Kimia. - Great. 592 00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:10,773 That's like Carney's ketchup, 593 00:27:10,773 --> 00:27:13,230 specifically from the restaurant Carney's, 594 00:27:13,230 --> 00:27:14,380 the one that's a train. 595 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:19,230 - Very good, all three of you, but I think I am going to say 596 00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:22,023 that point in particular goes to Sprite. 597 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,690 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 598 00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:26,763 - Let's start this one with Jake. 599 00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:32,603 - Sprite. 600 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:34,943 - Sprite again. - That's Sprite. 601 00:27:34,943 --> 00:27:38,904 - Is that the game? - The man is doubling down. 602 00:27:38,904 --> 00:27:41,036 - That's Sprite. That's green Sprite in a landfill. 603 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:44,100 - Kimia. (Kimia slurping) 604 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:44,933 - That makes it worse. 605 00:27:44,933 --> 00:27:46,860 Why do you have to do that every time? 606 00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:49,710 Wow, boy do we have something here. 607 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:53,064 The tannins are tannin-ing. - Sure, sure. 608 00:27:53,064 --> 00:27:57,390 - The wine is red. It's straight from a bottle. 609 00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:59,493 - Yeah. - It's a red wine. 610 00:28:01,530 --> 00:28:03,030 - With a description that fits 611 00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:05,790 my pallette's interpretation of wine. 612 00:28:05,790 --> 00:28:06,623 Lou. 613 00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:10,503 - Don't do that. 614 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:15,963 (Lou sniffs) - No! No! 615 00:28:15,963 --> 00:28:17,493 - It's my process! 616 00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:22,638 Now that my nose has had a sip, my mouth will follow. 617 00:28:22,638 --> 00:28:25,437 - What? Okay! (Lou spits) 618 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,763 - Oh, that's delicious. 619 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,351 That's just the back half of a cigarette, the filter part. 620 00:28:31,351 --> 00:28:32,880 - Like when you light it the wrong way? 621 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,271 - Exactly, that's like smoking a cigarette in reverse. 622 00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:37,293 That's just my favorite kind of wine. 623 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,630 Oh god, thank you. 624 00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:44,330 - Well, that's going to go to Lou. 625 00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:51,360 That brings us to round three, where our players 626 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:56,310 will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together. 627 00:28:56,310 --> 00:28:58,503 - [Players] Make! Some! Noise! 628 00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:06,540 - Friends who have all been bitten by zombies 629 00:29:06,540 --> 00:29:08,343 try to hide it. 630 00:29:09,210 --> 00:29:10,200 - Oh shit! 631 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,400 - Close the door, close the door! 632 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,282 - Close it! 633 00:29:12,282 --> 00:29:14,053 - I need a broom handle! 634 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,900 - Yeah, get that in there. 635 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:18,680 - We're safe. Everyone's going to be okay. 636 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,513 - Absolutely. 637 00:29:19,513 --> 00:29:22,830 - Okay, what do we have? Let's think about our inventory. 638 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:23,663 - Okay. 639 00:29:23,663 --> 00:29:24,983 - I've got a couple cases of water upstairs. 640 00:29:24,983 --> 00:29:27,180 - Are you okay? What happened? - You're holding your neck. 641 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:29,520 - You know I've been playing pickleball, right? 642 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,353 - Oh yeah. 643 00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:31,620 - I've been playing pickleball, 644 00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,261 because it's easy on the knees. 645 00:29:33,261 --> 00:29:35,700 You know what it's not easy on? The neck. 646 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,020 - Oh! - That's fair. 647 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,733 - Yeah, just a little pickleball strain. 648 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,890 - Hate that. - Do you mind if I ask? 649 00:29:40,890 --> 00:29:41,967 - What's up? - Do you need help? 650 00:29:41,967 --> 00:29:43,920 - I'm not in need of help. I'm totally fine. 651 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,060 I'm doing this new thing. 652 00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:47,940 I went to the zoo before the attacks. 653 00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:49,500 - Yes. - And I saw the flamingos, 654 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,340 and I was like, cute! 655 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:52,140 That's why I'm all in pink, you know? 656 00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:53,067 I'm like, this is what I'm gonna be from now on. 657 00:29:53,067 --> 00:29:56,323 - Sorry. - Yeah, it's okay. (groans) 658 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,620 No, no, it's cool. - No, it's cool. 659 00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:00,660 - Sort of like a deep cosplay kind of thing. 660 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,405 - Yeah, I'm in deep cosplay. - That's really cool. 661 00:30:02,405 --> 00:30:04,500 - Flamingo vibes, I love that. - Absolutely, absolutely. 662 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,801 - Well, that's nice. Lightens the mood. 663 00:30:06,801 --> 00:30:08,730 (all groaning) 664 00:30:08,730 --> 00:30:10,637 - I want to take a deep breath like that. That sounds good. 665 00:30:10,637 --> 00:30:13,920 (all wheezing) 666 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,820 - Hey, you good? 667 00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:16,650 - You know, I've been having that restless arm syndrome. 668 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:18,540 You know, if I put it behind my back, it's great, 669 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,108 but if it comes out, woo, it's going crazy! 670 00:30:20,108 --> 00:30:21,817 - Wow, yeah. - RAS. 671 00:30:21,817 --> 00:30:24,808 (Lou wheezing) He's trying to scare me! 672 00:30:24,808 --> 00:30:27,843 (Kimia wheezing) No time for pranks! 673 00:30:28,964 --> 00:30:31,500 - I'll cut you off there. 674 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:35,160 Just three totally real world excuses. 675 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,220 Let's do a bite on the hand means you're fully infected 676 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:39,780 within 12 hours amount of points for you. 677 00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:41,676 - The only thing I know is that I'm ready to... 678 00:30:41,676 --> 00:30:43,953 - [Players] Eat! Some! Shrimp! 679 00:30:45,987 --> 00:30:48,130 - Last prompt of our game. - No way! 680 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:50,040 - Say it isn't so, players. 681 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,630 Again, a bit of a sequel prompt 682 00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:53,580 for two of you, but it's totally fine 683 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:56,070 if there's no reference to the original. 684 00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:59,010 A quirky educational theater troupe 685 00:30:59,010 --> 00:31:02,490 gives you some tough love. 686 00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:04,440 - What's up, Alexander Fleming Middle School? 687 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,099 How's everybody doing? - Woo! 688 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:11,430 - All right, everybody, let's do a group running man. 689 00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:15,363 - Here we go! (all singing cheerfully) 690 00:31:16,246 --> 00:31:18,233 Nobody did it! 691 00:31:18,233 --> 00:31:20,400 - And that's okay! - Nobody did it. 692 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,500 - Sometimes you can't help the change that comes 693 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:27,423 into your life because we're on a rock floating in nothing. 694 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:30,660 - That nothingness might really get to you, 695 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,480 but my therapist says you're always something 696 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,270 if you believe that that is true. 697 00:31:36,270 --> 00:31:38,190 - What we're saying is, you don't matter. 698 00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:40,800 The universe will continue to spin without you. 699 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,290 - A lot of people like to say, manifestation. 700 00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:47,590 You know what that is? Fake! 701 00:31:47,590 --> 00:31:50,190 You can't make what you want come true. 702 00:31:50,190 --> 00:31:54,145 What matters is how rich your parents are! 703 00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:57,302 - That's right, and our parents? 704 00:31:57,302 --> 00:31:59,035 Not a dime! 705 00:31:59,035 --> 00:32:01,099 - Not a dime! 706 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:04,740 - My dad cleaned up shit at the racetrack my whole life. 707 00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:08,493 - My dad also did that at the racetrack. 708 00:32:09,540 --> 00:32:11,220 - So what can you do about it? 709 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,080 Because I know right now, you're scared. 710 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,020 - Absolutely nothing! It just gets worse! 711 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:18,780 Wait till you're in your 30s and people start dying! 712 00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:21,325 - Affirmations? More like fuck you! 713 00:32:21,325 --> 00:32:23,160 - There's no way you can bring your dad back 714 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,950 from the cancer he got working at the racetrack 715 00:32:25,950 --> 00:32:28,317 where he cleaned up the shit, there's nothing you can do! 716 00:32:28,317 --> 00:32:31,290 - You'll miss your best friends! 717 00:32:31,290 --> 00:32:33,450 - Let's get another group running man. 718 00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:34,530 - Ready? - Here we go! 719 00:32:34,530 --> 00:32:38,527 - Three, two, one! (players singing) 720 00:32:40,923 --> 00:32:43,077 - Nobody did it. - Nobody did it. 721 00:32:43,077 --> 00:32:47,365 - And cut! Kimia, well remembered. 722 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,590 Unbelievable. 723 00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:51,360 Do you like how I made you drink a bunch of wine 724 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,400 and then be really physical? 725 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,300 - It's awesome. It's ripping. 726 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,550 - Wow, yeah, I think we've got to say 727 00:32:56,550 --> 00:32:59,220 K through 12 amount of points for you. 728 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:03,870 That brings us to the end of our show. 729 00:33:03,870 --> 00:33:06,500 Our winner this eve... 730 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:11,408 Kimia Behpoornia. - Really? 731 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:15,029 - Kimia, you are the winner 732 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:16,953 of the coveted Golden Ear. 733 00:33:16,953 --> 00:33:20,070 - Wow, wow wow wow, thank you. 734 00:33:20,070 --> 00:33:22,800 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 735 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,980 Tune in next time for more of the game same-er. 736 00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:29,043 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. Goodnight. 737 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:37,114 - [All] Eat! Some! Shrimp! 738 00:33:41,006 --> 00:33:42,173 - [Kimia] Wow.